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    132 KB Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)06:40 No.17828843  
    You encounter this. What do?
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)06:42 No.17828850
    coupla giants goin' at it. completely natural, how else do you expect so many giant crossbreeds.

    keep on walking, s'rude to stare.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)06:43 No.17828852
    Evacuate to a safe distance. Then fap.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)06:43 No.17828853
    "Need saved?"

    If no.


    If yes.

    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)06:43 No.17828854

    aaaaaaand /thread
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)06:44 No.17828865
    Kill them, loot their bodies, then animate their corpses to serve in my army.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)06:46 No.17828875
    join in
    she's got two ends
    >> PersonGuy 02/06/12(Mon)06:47 No.17828878
    Encounter this?

    Bitch, I'm the DM.

    I AM THIS.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)06:47 No.17828883
    Punch my GM in the face for injectimg his horrible fetishes in the game.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)06:50 No.17828898
    My golem has become me.

    Stone son I am proud.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)07:04 No.17828989
    Glare at my DM.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)07:09 No.17829011
    I save the picture. Then I wonder why my DM would spend so much time on describing a perfectly natural encounter between giants.

    >firisc MISSIONARY

    Not quite, captcha, but close enough.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)07:19 No.17829058
    rolled 4 + 8 = 12

    Roll for religion.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)07:22 No.17829076

    Your Knowledge(Religion) yields very little, except perhaps the idea that this is why the ground in Waterdeep shakes from time to time.

    It may also explain aglets, why Pius Freeman the Nobleman has a stony disposition, and where Warforged come from.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)07:24 No.17829087
    Doesn't seem like there is penetration just yet.

    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)10:11 No.17830085
    that golem tries to save his master but has no clue about the proper heimlich maneuver
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)10:15 No.17830104
    I mind my own business and get the hell outta there.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)10:15 No.17830107
    >Is the girl enjoying it?

    If so, leave the whore alone

    >Is the girl not enjoying it?

    Save her, then leave her because she's damaged goods

    >Is this a NTR situation?

    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)10:29 No.17830202
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    Failed their spot checks to notice that:
    > The rock in the foreground is a MOUNTAIN
    > The moss on the ground near them is a FOREST
    > Those white and black specs flying around them are FLOCKS OF BIRDS
    > That golem is wearing a CITY for a BACKPACK

    Did you all roll really bad or does nobody put skill points into spot these days?
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)10:32 No.17830230
    Considering how fucking huge they both are compared to me, probably stare at it in fascination unless one of them tells me to fuck off.

    They're fucking in public, outside, do they really care if the ants are watching?
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)10:35 No.17830250
    I wonder if the inhabitants of the golem city are cheering him on like the local sports team, or lashing down their belongings, closing the shutters and muttering something about 'here we go again...'
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)10:37 No.17830262
    I'd probably cast Stone to Flesh one the rock guy, just to make it a bit easier on the lady.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)10:38 No.17830264
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    Giant golem you say?
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)10:38 No.17830265
    Probably depends on how loud she is compared to the type of giant he usually fucks. If he's doing a particularly good job, they might be more interested.

    I'd also imagine a not-insignificant contingent of residents are furiously masturbating/having sex with each other. Because hey, your city's basically giving you a show, you might as well exploit it.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)10:39 No.17830267

    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)10:39 No.17830272
    Ahahaha, oh god.
    >Party is in the city
    >Wondering why everything is built so it can function at an angle
    >Suddenly, the golem gets up and they understand it
    >"So this happens often, then?"
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)10:41 No.17830287
    I almost want to run this now and have the golem get lucky while they're in the city.

    But then my group would hate me forever.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)10:41 No.17830288
    rolled 2, 3 + 5 = 10

    I roll for endurance
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)10:41 No.17830290
    Like that's going to stop me.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)10:42 No.17830292
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)10:45 No.17830309
    Do it anyway.
    You don't even have to make the Golem get lucky, he could just be shifting around or something.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)10:49 No.17830338
    you're better off not knowing
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)10:52 No.17830359
    Or instead of getting lucky, the golem could wind up in a fight with another giant monster, and that giant monster has a bunch of smaller monsters living on it, and they invade the golem city while the two giants are fighting.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)10:54 No.17830367
    I kind of want to have him get laid and see what the group would think. Not in a luridly-described, fetishy way, more "It dawns on you that the city is currently getting busy."
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)10:54 No.17830369
    Oh god.
    Or that.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)10:55 No.17830374
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    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)10:55 No.17830377
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    It's nice to see /tg/ returning to normal.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)10:55 No.17830378
    Also, if anyone still thinks the DM is trying to seriously, write his fantasies into something after using a phrase like "getting busy", I will be disappointed in you /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)10:57 No.17830392
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)10:58 No.17830395
    >It dawns on you that the city is currently getting busy.
    Do it.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)10:59 No.17830396
    Better yet, combine the two ideas. At first the party thinks the golem and monster are fighting, but after they drive off a few waves of smaller critters they realize that the titanic grapple is a lot more amorous than they at first assumed.


    oh god the little monsters on the big monster are like giant STD's.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)10:59 No.17830398

    Just fucking call it cuckold.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:00 No.17830401
    I fucking love /tg/
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:01 No.17830403
    This whole thread is making me think. What would you think of a setting, possibly for a politically flavoured game, in which the floor is lava (or at least full of dangerous wildlife) and humanity mostly lives on such giant living cities, surrounded by smaller ones with rural communities and fields on them? A country would be more of a herd.

    And, well, they'd get it on, I guess.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:01 No.17830405
    So humanity is now literally an illness?
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:01 No.17830406
    oh god don't start this again.


    >> Vandheer Lorde !!x7rNK4rEajl 02/06/12(Mon)11:02 No.17830411
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:02 No.17830413
    It would be incredibly interesting.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:03 No.17830416

    I wonder what living on a giant half-naked woman would be like? It must be pretty horrible if you're willing to jump ship and invade a giant castle-golem the fist chance you get.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:03 No.17830419
    Reminds me of a species of fox-faced kobolds in the German book "Die Elfen".
    They are nomadic and build their houses on huge-ass reptiles. Their whole life revolves around the herd - children collect the shit of the animals as fire material, dead animals are used for the creation of all kinds of tools. The lizards act as a herd and thus protect everyone.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:04 No.17830421
    Honestly, knowing my group this isn't that unlikely a scenario. It's weird really. We get these we're little fetishy stretches of gameplay that tend to only last for 30 minutes or so because on of us thought it'd be funny

    With most commonly played DnD character, ask if she needs help. And believe me, he can. His entire point was to kill things way bigger than himself through Shadow of the Colossus style climbing. He'd be in that things brain inside of 3 minutes hacking at whatever looked important. If not I suppose we keep going. There's not much I can do at my size.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:04 No.17830423
    I imagine it would be hard to find places to hang on, and no doubt she'd be swatting at them constantly
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:06 No.17830431
    you're describing the plot of xenogears. i would love to play a xenogears setting game
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:08 No.17830443
    Smite girl, eat golem, fuck moss.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:09 No.17830449
    Report and hide the thread.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:10 No.17830454
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    So, the shitspam is back, better than ever. Sure glad those mods cleaned /trg/ right the fuck up.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:12 No.17830467
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    Almost managed to derail the thread.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/06/12(Mon)11:12 No.17830470
    This thread is all the argument we need to prove that old /tg/ was just as bad as anything that happens around here today. Fucking nostalgia goggles, eh?
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:15 No.17830489
    We were having fun until you fucks showed up
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:15 No.17830491
    But this thread is great. You didn't read past the OP, did you?
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:15 No.17830494
    Discussions on a setting where cities are created on colossal golems are bad? Especially seeing as it arose from a troll thread.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:15 No.17830495
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    Man, all those times I thought being a giant would be awesome, only now it occurs to me that giants get no privacy.

    Poor giants.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:16 No.17830498
    Guys, ignore the trolls, ffs.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:16 No.17830499
    Well, no, presumably the humans living in the golem's citites try and keep it tidy and in good repair.
    Be like crabs that trimmed your hedges instead of sucking your blood.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:16 No.17830500

    What are you talking about? This is a good thread, mate.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:16 No.17830502
    Seriously, they'd have to go out to the middle of some ocean.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:17 No.17830511
    Symbiotic relationship and all that.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:17 No.17830512
    Seeing how many fantasy setting have sapient aquatic races ...
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:17 No.17830515
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:18 No.17830525
    Oh god dammit
    They'd have to find a really fuckin' deep valley, then, and one free of settlers.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:18 No.17830530
    Someone would come along to ruin their fun, because their waves are obliterating too many coastal cities.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:20 No.17830536
    I'd find her deep valley free of settlers, if you know what I mean.

    Seriously, there's probably a lost dungeon down there or something to explore.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:20 No.17830539
    Not to mention any gigantic sea critters that have their own populations
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:20 No.17830541
    This would probably work best with aerial ships and possibly flak.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:21 No.17830547
    I report OP.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:21 No.17830550
    Or just go into the mountains. Toss a stone (and by stone I mean boulder) at gawkers.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:24 No.17830566
    And by boulder you mean mountain? Judging by the scales already given.
    >> sirbriggz 02/06/12(Mon)11:26 No.17830574
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    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:27 No.17830587
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    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:28 No.17830594
    I imagine a crowd of football hooligan type lads cheering and screaming "G'ON SON!" in unison getting drunk in the streets.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:28 No.17830603
    You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:29 No.17830604
    It could be some kind of irregular fertility festival where everyone gets a day off (won't be able to get any work done, anyway. Too much movement) and uses the chance to reproduce/cheer on the giant.
    >> Alpharius 02/06/12(Mon)11:29 No.17830609
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    That's just perfect.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:32 No.17830635
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    You Sir are a gentleman.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:34 No.17830646

    > The party hears tales of a giant driving settlers from their homes.
    >They go to investigate.
    > The giant has cleared a small valley, claiming it for it's own nefarious purposes.
    > ...
    > All it wanted was privacy to take a dump.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:41 No.17830716
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    I'm thinking of a kinky variation of groundhog day.

    If the giant with the city cums first, it will be a bad year.
    If the giant with the city DOESN'T cum first, it will be a good year.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:41 No.17830719
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    Thats fucking great.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:44 No.17830736
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    Oh, dude. You're awesome.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:45 No.17830746
    Random thought, a magical race of tiny humanoids small enough to live on humans/in their gear/equipment. One of the player characters discovers they have been colonized.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:45 No.17830752
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    >Elf girl wat do thread
    >/tg/ comes up with boarding action battles between cities on the backs of giant golems, platoons of monsters jumping or rope-swinging over to do battle on the walls of the nearby city while the two giants fight beneath them.
    >MFW I missed you, /tg/.
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/06/12(Mon)11:46 No.17830757
    Let's start getting this into a coherent setting.
    Settlements exist on the backs of colossal creatures.
    Are these creatures sentient or not?
    With a non sentient construct, the populace won't have to worry about pissing off a ludicrously large creature that might not be too happy to being home to what it would likely view as parasites.
    However a sentient colossus would be able to adapt to unexpected situations faster, which would definately be off benefit.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:46 No.17830758
    >Green Lantern raped by Section 8...

    oh lawdie
    >> sirbriggz 02/06/12(Mon)11:47 No.17830761
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    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:47 No.17830764
    or that one rune factory game.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:48 No.17830769
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/06/12(Mon)11:48 No.17830775
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:48 No.17830776
    Have you got a drawthread up at the moment?
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:49 No.17830782
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    I told you guys. If you are gonna fuck around you either have to take a long bath or get Blood Explosion Lice like I have. If you don't you'll be crawling with humans in a week.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:49 No.17830791

    >> sirbriggz 02/06/12(Mon)11:49 No.17830792
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:50 No.17830794
    seriously, Xenogears. bam, done.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:50 No.17830796
    Would be easiest if those creatures were artificial life. It would also explain why their backs are already cities, because I can't see any medieval architecture being sturdy enough to remain in that environment.

    I'd make them sentient, but not sapient.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:50 No.17830801
    I wonder what kind of services would these beings provide to a person as an exchange for letting them live peacefully on him/her.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:51 No.17830804
    That's it, this shit is getting archived
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:51 No.17830814
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    Never change, /tg/ Can we get this archived?
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:53 No.17830822
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    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:54 No.17830835
    Aaaand done.


    I just hope it stays in there, considering the subject matter of OP
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:58 No.17830862
    Ever played Pikmin?
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)11:59 No.17830872
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    So the monsters might try to pic up different parasites including humans in order to destroy ones they don't like.

    Have bore worms in folds of your skin, find some humans.
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)12:02 No.17830888
    They keep their host clean and free from stuff like lice or fleas (bonus to resist disease)

    They help repair damage their host sustains (Faster healing/regeneration?)

    Same benefits for any of the gear they regularly wear/carry, as those represent outlying colonies

    Their structures are durable, and provide additional damage resistance

    You can upgrade the bonuses they give you by advancing their civilization's tech level. Get a bonus to spot from teams of observers with tiny telescopes on watch 24/7. Get bonuses on knowledge checks from scholars educated in universities. Bonuses on crafting things with fine detail from crews of architects and excavators who etch and alter your workpiece at a scale you can barely even see.

    Maybe you can improve their military too, have them stage an invasion of your target by initiating a grapple. From that point on your opponent gets status effects and possibly even ongoing damage.

    Downsides include civic unrest, rebellion, holy wars, separatists, all the other things that can cause a tiny civilization to be thrown into turmoil. Can you imagine your backpack declaring itself a sovriegn nation?
    >> Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)12:03 No.17830893
    there's logging if it's big enough to have a forest/jungle on it (or the equivalent if it has a lot of hair), mining would likely be a no-no unless the giant was either dead or had a very thick shell, or you just didnt give a fuck

    there'd be scavengers that live near the feet/tail (if it drags) to sift through anything that gets picked up as it walks.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/06/12(Mon)12:05 No.17830911
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    Well, at least SirBriggz is still awesome.

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