coupla giants goin' at it. completely natural, how else do you expect so many giant crossbreeds.

keep on walking, s'rude to stare.

Evacuate to a safe distance. Then fap.

"Need saved?"

If no.

"Good."

If yes.

"IN THE NAME OF THE LORD JESUS CHRIST..."

>>17828850

aaaaaaand /thread

Kill them, loot their bodies, then animate their corpses to serve in my army.

join in
she's got two ends

Encounter this?

Bitch, I'm the DM.

I AM THIS.

>>17828843
Punch my GM in the face for injectimg his horrible fetishes in the game.

My golem has become me.

Stone son I am proud.

Glare at my DM.

I save the picture. Then I wonder why my DM would spend so much time on describing a perfectly natural encounter between giants.

>firisc MISSIONARY

Not quite, captcha, but close enough.

rolled 4 + 8 = 12

Roll for religion.

>>17829058

Your Knowledge(Religion) yields very little, except perhaps the idea that this is why the ground in Waterdeep shakes from time to time.

It may also explain aglets, why Pius Freeman the Nobleman has a stony disposition, and where Warforged come from.

Doesn't seem like there is penetration just yet.

Smite.

that golem tries to save his master but has no clue about the proper heimlich maneuver

I mind my own business and get the hell outta there.

>Is the girl enjoying it?

If so, leave the whore alone

>Is the girl not enjoying it?

Save her, then leave her because she's damaged goods

>Is this a NTR situation?
>...
>"OH YES IT'S COCK IT'S WAY BIGGER THAN YOURS OH GOD IT'S TEARING ME APART YOU NEVER MADE ME YELL LIKE THIS YOU USELESS PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A HERO!"

;_;

>>17828853
>>17828865
>>17828875
>>17829087
>>17830107

Failed their spot checks to notice that:
> The rock in the foreground is a MOUNTAIN
> The moss on the ground near them is a FOREST
> Those white and black specs flying around them are FLOCKS OF BIRDS
> That golem is wearing a CITY for a BACKPACK

Did you all roll really bad or does nobody put skill points into spot these days?

>>17828843
Considering how fucking huge they both are compared to me, probably stare at it in fascination unless one of them tells me to fuck off.

They're fucking in public, outside, do they really care if the ants are watching?

>>17830230
I wonder if the inhabitants of the golem city are cheering him on like the local sports team, or lashing down their belongings, closing the shutters and muttering something about 'here we go again...'

I'd probably cast Stone to Flesh one the rock guy, just to make it a bit easier on the lady.

Giant golem you say?

>>17830250
Probably depends on how loud she is compared to the type of giant he usually fucks. If he's doing a particularly good job, they might be more interested.

I'd also imagine a not-insignificant contingent of residents are furiously masturbating/having sex with each other. Because hey, your city's basically giving you a show, you might as well exploit it.

>>17830107

NTR?

>>17830250
Ahahaha, oh god.
>Party is in the city
>Wondering why everything is built so it can function at an angle
>Suddenly, the golem gets up and they understand it
>"So this happens often, then?"

>>17830272
I almost want to run this now and have the golem get lucky while they're in the city.

But then my group would hate me forever.

rolled 2, 3 + 5 = 10

I roll for endurance

>>17830202
Like that's going to stop me.

>>17828883
This.

>>17830287
Do it anyway.
You don't even have to make the Golem get lucky, he could just be shifting around or something.

>>17830267
you're better off not knowing

>>17830309
Or instead of getting lucky, the golem could wind up in a fight with another giant monster, and that giant monster has a bunch of smaller monsters living on it, and they invade the golem city while the two giants are fighting.

>>17830309
I kind of want to have him get laid and see what the group would think. Not in a luridly-described, fetishy way, more "It dawns on you that the city is currently getting busy."

>>17830359
Oh god.
>>17830367
Or that.

More?

It's nice to see /tg/ returning to normal.

>>17830367
Also, if anyone still thinks the DM is trying to seriously, write his fantasies into something after using a phrase like "getting busy", I will be disappointed in you /tg/.

>>17830359
GLORIOUS

>>17830367
>It dawns on you that the city is currently getting busy.
Do it.

>>17830359
>>17830367
>>17830369
Better yet, combine the two ideas. At first the party thinks the golem and monster are fighting, but after they drive off a few waves of smaller critters they realize that the titanic grapple is a lot more amorous than they at first assumed.

...

oh god the little monsters on the big monster are like giant STD's.

>>17830107
>NTR
Weeaboo.

Just fucking call it cuckold.

>>17830396
I fucking love /tg/

This whole thread is making me think. What would you think of a setting, possibly for a politically flavoured game, in which the floor is lava (or at least full of dangerous wildlife) and humanity mostly lives on such giant living cities, surrounded by smaller ones with rural communities and fields on them? A country would be more of a herd.

And, well, they'd get it on, I guess.

>>17830396
So humanity is now literally an illness?

>>17830398
oh god don't start this again.

"EGG ROLLS EGG ROLLS EGG ROLLS"

ENOUGH ALREADY

pssssffff

>>17830403
It would be incredibly interesting.

>>17830405

I wonder what living on a giant half-naked woman would be like? It must be pretty horrible if you're willing to jump ship and invade a giant castle-golem the fist chance you get.

>>17830403
Reminds me of a species of fox-faced kobolds in the German book "Die Elfen".
They are nomadic and build their houses on huge-ass reptiles. Their whole life revolves around the herd - children collect the shit of the animals as fire material, dead animals are used for the creation of all kinds of tools. The lizards act as a herd and thus protect everyone.

Honestly, knowing my group this isn't that unlikely a scenario. It's weird really. We get these we're little fetishy stretches of gameplay that tend to only last for 30 minutes or so because on of us thought it'd be funny

With most commonly played DnD character, ask if she needs help. And believe me, he can. His entire point was to kill things way bigger than himself through Shadow of the Colossus style climbing. He'd be in that things brain inside of 3 minutes hacking at whatever looked important. If not I suppose we keep going. There's not much I can do at my size.

>>17830416
I imagine it would be hard to find places to hang on, and no doubt she'd be swatting at them constantly

>>17830359
you're describing the plot of xenogears. i would love to play a xenogears setting game

Smite girl, eat golem, fuck moss.

Report and hide the thread.

So, the shitspam is back, better than ever. Sure glad those mods cleaned /trg/ right the fuck up.

>>17830454
7/10
Almost managed to derail the thread.

This thread is all the argument we need to prove that old /tg/ was just as bad as anything that happens around here today. Fucking nostalgia goggles, eh?

>>17830449
>>17830454
>>17830470
We were having fun until you fucks showed up

>>17830470
But this thread is great. You didn't read past the OP, did you?

>>17830470
Discussions on a setting where cities are created on colossal golems are bad? Especially seeing as it arose from a troll thread.

Man, all those times I thought being a giant would be awesome, only now it occurs to me that giants get no privacy.

Poor giants.

>>17830491
>>17830489
>>17830494
>>17830467
Guys, ignore the trolls, ffs.

>>17830405
Well, no, presumably the humans living in the golem's citites try and keep it tidy and in good repair.
Be like crabs that trimmed your hedges instead of sucking your blood.

>>17830470

What are you talking about? This is a good thread, mate.

>>17830495
Seriously, they'd have to go out to the middle of some ocean.

>>17830499
Symbiotic relationship and all that.

>>17830502
Seeing how many fantasy setting have sapient aquatic races ...

>>17830502
>merpeople

>>17830512
>>17830515
Oh god dammit
They'd have to find a really fuckin' deep valley, then, and one free of settlers.

>>17830502
Someone would come along to ruin their fun, because their waves are obliterating too many coastal cities.

>>17830525
I'd find her deep valley free of settlers, if you know what I mean.

Seriously, there's probably a lost dungeon down there or something to explore.

>>17830512
Not to mention any gigantic sea critters that have their own populations

>>17830403
This would probably work best with aerial ships and possibly flak.

>>17828843
I report OP.

>>17830525
Or just go into the mountains. Toss a stone (and by stone I mean boulder) at gawkers.

>>17830550
And by boulder you mean mountain? Judging by the scales already given.

>>17830396

>>17830574
glorious

>>17830574

>>17830250
I imagine a crowd of football hooligan type lads cheering and screaming "G'ON SON!" in unison getting drunk in the streets.

>>17830574
You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

>>17830594
It could be some kind of irregular fertility festival where everyone gets a day off (won't be able to get any work done, anyway. Too much movement) and uses the chance to reproduce/cheer on the giant.

>>17830574
That's just perfect.

>>17830574

You Sir are a gentleman.

>>17830550

> The party hears tales of a giant driving settlers from their homes.
>They go to investigate.
> The giant has cleared a small valley, claiming it for it's own nefarious purposes.
> ...
> All it wanted was privacy to take a dump.

>>17830604
I'm thinking of a kinky variation of groundhog day.

If the giant with the city cums first, it will be a bad year.
If the giant with the city DOESN'T cum first, it will be a good year.

>>17830574

Thats fucking great.

>>17830574

Oh, dude. You're awesome.

>>17830250
Random thought, a magical race of tiny humanoids small enough to live on humans/in their gear/equipment. One of the player characters discovers they have been colonized.

>Elf girl wat do thread
>/tg/ comes up with boarding action battles between cities on the backs of giant golems, platoons of monsters jumping or rope-swinging over to do battle on the walls of the nearby city while the two giants fight beneath them.
>MFW I missed you, /tg/.

Let's start getting this into a coherent setting.
Settlements exist on the backs of colossal creatures.
Are these creatures sentient or not?
With a non sentient construct, the populace won't have to worry about pissing off a ludicrously large creature that might not be too happy to being home to what it would likely view as parasites.
However a sentient colossus would be able to adapt to unexpected situations faster, which would definately be off benefit.

>>17830716
>Green Lantern raped by Section 8...

oh lawdie

>>17830604
>>17830594
>>17830250

>>17830431
or that one rune factory game.

>>17830761
AHAHAHAHA

>>17830761
Magnificent

>>17830761
Have you got a drawthread up at the moment?

>>17830574
I told you guys. If you are gonna fuck around you either have to take a long bath or get Blood Explosion Lice like I have. If you don't you'll be crawling with humans in a week.

>>17830761
>>17830574

YOU ARE INCREDIBLE

>>17830776
http://tgchan.org/kusaba/

>>17830757
seriously, Xenogears. bam, done.

>>17830757
Would be easiest if those creatures were artificial life. It would also explain why their backs are already cities, because I can't see any medieval architecture being sturdy enough to remain in that environment.

I'd make them sentient, but not sapient.

>>17830746
I wonder what kind of services would these beings provide to a person as an exchange for letting them live peacefully on him/her.

>>17830761
>>17830574
That's it, this shit is getting archived

Never change, /tg/ Can we get this archived?

>>17830761

>>17830574
>>17830761

>>17830804
Aaaand done.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17828843/

I just hope it stays in there, considering the subject matter of OP

>>17830801
Ever played Pikmin?

>>17830782
So the monsters might try to pic up different parasites including humans in order to destroy ones they don't like.

Have bore worms in folds of your skin, find some humans.

>>17830801
They keep their host clean and free from stuff like lice or fleas (bonus to resist disease)

They help repair damage their host sustains (Faster healing/regeneration?)

Same benefits for any of the gear they regularly wear/carry, as those represent outlying colonies

Their structures are durable, and provide additional damage resistance

You can upgrade the bonuses they give you by advancing their civilization's tech level. Get a bonus to spot from teams of observers with tiny telescopes on watch 24/7. Get bonuses on knowledge checks from scholars educated in universities. Bonuses on crafting things with fine detail from crews of architects and excavators who etch and alter your workpiece at a scale you can barely even see.

Maybe you can improve their military too, have them stage an invasion of your target by initiating a grapple. From that point on your opponent gets status effects and possibly even ongoing damage.

Downsides include civic unrest, rebellion, holy wars, separatists, all the other things that can cause a tiny civilization to be thrown into turmoil. Can you imagine your backpack declaring itself a sovriegn nation?

>>17830801
there's logging if it's big enough to have a forest/jungle on it (or the equivalent if it has a lot of hair), mining would likely be a no-no unless the giant was either dead or had a very thick shell, or you just didnt give a fuck

there'd be scavengers that live near the feet/tail (if it drags) to sift through anything that gets picked up as it walks.

>>17830761
Well, at least SirBriggz is still awesome.