i'll go participate in bootleg TG quest now.
kthx

It's time to get some shades for ourselves.

You set your teleporter relay to take you to Shade Man, but it doesn't look like he's here...

>>17750361
Open that box. Then go through all his personal stuff. Guys love that.

You go over to open the box and oh my god Shade Man was inside it.

>>17750514
Punch him, then have your way with his unconscious body.

>>17750514
Scare that guy back.

You try to scare him back.

He is rather unimpressed.

>>17751538
try to use junk shield to form some box to hide

You form a protective barrier of random metal shit lying around. You form this into a Metal Gear style stealth tool.

Shade Man doesn't seem fooled.

>>17751811
Pop up behind him and hug him.

RAEP HIM

Tell him he sucks.

Then tell him we suck too.

Then wink as hard as fucking possible at him.

so, are x and zero final bosses?

>>17751811
Jump into his box, push him down and then close the lid.

SURPRISE ATTACK

Shade Man is genuinely surprised by this.

Bite him in the neck and tell him he is now your vampire slave.

You bite his neck and mumble some stuff about vampire thralls. It's hard to talk with a mouthful of neck.

He tells you that's cute, but that's not how it works.

>>17752276
Tell him we're more than eager to learn.

He explains that it's more about the hypnotic glare and soothing voice.

You're okay with this.

NOISE CRUSH

Cool, whatever.

wait what, did he just vamp slave us?

Yes, he totally just vamp slaved you, guess Shade Man is a mind control fetishist.

Weird.

>>17752708
Let's skip to Skullman so we can make bone puns.

>>17752708
pump man looks like a dork

let's beat him up

>>17752786
With... our genitals?

>>17752802
Yes.

After this round, let's go bother Splashy. We need something to wash the smell of shame from our robot parts.

You find Pump Man in the pool hall.

>>17753158
Observe him.

>>17753158
We should make ourselves a sandwich and read a book or something. Fucking around is rather exhausting.

>>17753158
make fun of his dumb hat

then pole dance with a pool cue or suck on it seductively or something

>>17753158
Ask him why he's playing with balls. Suggestively, of course.

>>17753287
I concur with this. Fuck fucking, let's get us a coffee and something to drink!

>>17753158
>Pump
>pool

A gift for OP. Keep it up, bro.

You ignore Pump Man and just keep on walkin' over to get yourself a sandwich, a book, and some coffee.

Is Pump Man taking any notice to us?

You go back and seductively suck on a pool cue.

Pump Man says that's pretty gross.

After coughing up some chalk, you find you're inclined to agree.

>>17753733
Glad you liked it, OP.

Ask if he'll let us play with his pump. ifyouknowwhatImean

He's weak to electricity! Get the car battery!

>>17753733
Apologize and tell him you have had a rough day and came here to see if anyone was up for a friendly game of pool.

>>17753809

I like this better than the car battery idea

You apologize, you tell him it's been a rough day.

Concerned/amused, he asks what happened.

SHIT

>>17754110
Oh fuck.

One of you guys better be good at bullshitting.

>>17754110
Uh... Fuck. Tell him we were helping out some other Robot Masters under Wiley's orders. That's not a total lie.

>>17754176
"So around the saddest time in my life... Breakfast, actually... I ran out of meat in the fridge and had to go to the store and buy cereal...

It was horrible".

"My totally not made up Robot Master boyfriend Pump...kin Man died in the Robot Iraq War today. I just miss his pump...kin so much."

I got fucked...over by the Robot Bank!

Tell him your chassis has been under a lot of stress.

Seductively, though.

>>17754110
Shit? No. This is the perfect opportunity.

Tell him you just broke up with your boyfriend. If he's got anything resembling game his rebound sex alarm will be going off.

Wait wait wait. What the hell is going on here? Were previous threads archived?

>>17754423
This is why we got the subtlety upgrade people!

>>17754426
Yeah, the OP couldn't be arsed.

Part 1: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17717280/
Part 2: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17726253/

>>17754440
No we didn't, we picked the charm upgrade,

>>17754451
Fuck, not charm, Class

>>17754463

Well, we still can be more respectable with this guy, playing the boyfriend angle.

>>17754442
Aw hell yess

You tell your boyfriend just broke up with you. Nice save!

He seems to believe, and asks what kind of jerk would turn down such a classy lady.

>>17754594

Thank him for the compliment and be cute

>>17754594
get all shy and flustered.

You think him for the compliment, he asks if there's anything he can do to help you get your mind off that guy.

>>17754886
Well, I could use some company right now...

>>17754886
Gently run your hand down his chest while whispering "there is one thing" as you lean in.

>Lady Robot Master Quest
Why can't it be Rokko-chan?

>>17754957
Because shut up, that's why.

I shall keep this updated as we progress.

>>17755069

Clearly we need to keep upgrading class when we get more milestones.

>>17755069
>dat sprite

What happened to Searchman?

>>17754943
Woah, hold on there killer! Let's try some drinking first.

Do... do robots drink?

You lean in close and tell him there's one thing he can do...

>>17755119
You never had sex with him, just awkward small-talk while he got popcorn.

>>17755173
He can teach us to play pool, We've always wanted to learn that!

>>17755156

Yes, oil apparently.

That wasn't a joke when I drew Commando Man going through the oil cellar, he apparently considers himself a connoisseur of oil, sampling some from every country he's deployed in.

Seriously.

...and it's another shield weapon.

WHY

>>17755208

OP I just want to say that I really enjoy your quest.

Well, that's another one down anyway.

Next target?

>>17755261
Sometimes I honestly wonder, and I appreciate the vocal few that let me know they're getting a kick of it.

As an aside, I do know tgchan does drawing based quests a lot but I've missed the days where I can tab over to /tg/ and pop in on a new quest thread with handmade art in it.

plus they're a little too furry for my tastes, maybe for lady reploid quest i'll go over to tgchan so they can properly enjoy edge mosca fucking a rhino or chimp or whatever

Hmm, how about Freeze?

>>17755301
Let's nab Turboman next. It should be quick.

>>17755301
Spring Man. Boing boing, motherfucker.

all we've got are shields and missiles so far. either spring or turbo man next, they'll (hopefully) have more useful powers

>>17755314

Turboman.

>>17755301
lets go for Spring Man he is one of those useless robots that makes you wonder what was Wily thinking went he made it.

>>17755356
Sure, Turboman, whatever.

Turboman sounds good.

>>17755301
Shit I just realised something.

What if we infected Zero with Morrigan? I mean,Zero apparently spread the virus because it was contained in his body, not to mention it suddenly makes X4 make a whole lot more sense

>Zero boinks iris
>Only woman in entire repliforce
>ENTIRE REPLIFORCE IS MAVERICKS
even if Iris was entirely chaste prior to 'woohoo', who's to say Morrigan wouldn't alter her behaviour?
>Zero becomes chaste as result of this
>After X8 Zero finally boinks layer or some other reploid
>NEW MAVERICK UPRISING
>Zero realises he is the cause
>zero seals himself, elf wars etc.

And that's how we caused the more destructive conflict in megaman history.

>>17755425
Blade Woman/Morrigan is a prototype for Zero/Maverick Virus

Hence the swords and ponytails.

>>17755444
Well I was thinking we might wind up infecting Zero directly.

oh, and we're directly responsible for everything that goes wrong in Megaman after the classic series, up until ZX?

feels bad man.

>>17755425
Zero is a fag.

You find Turbo Man in the middle of pouring something into Quick Man's car.

>>17755553
Ask him if we can help.

>>17755553

Play out an scene from grease I beat he will like that.

>>17755566

Help pouring something into us, that is.

>>17755553
man, it's time to get aggressive up in here.

activate all shields and blow the shit out of that car with our missiles/beams/etc

DOMINANCE!

>>17755553
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK63eUyk-iM&feature=related

Not having the wisdom to supe up a car or sing about how to do so, you take the dominant approach.

this thread is so much fun, haven't laughed out loud at a quest thread in a long time! Keep it up OP!

>>17755846
"Sorry, but I was getting jealous of her!"

;D

>>17755846

Wow, I hope Quick Man's insurance is good.

>>17755846
looks like we aren't getting laid

pretend we had nothing to do with it and act concerned, make him think he did it

>>17755846
Bullshit. Equip Noise Crush and sing that shit.

You switch to the Noise Crush and begin to explain yourself, but before you can get much out Turbo Man leans in close and tells you that the destruction of Quick Man's car is probably the hottest thing he's ever seen.

He was just pouring used oil into the engine, but THAT'S some straight up mafia shit.

>>17756067

wait, what?

>>17756067
lets fuck already

>>17756127
In the flaming remains of the backseat

>>17756137
BUT NOT UNTIL WE BREAK INTO A GREASE REFERENCE

>>17756067
Then what are you waiting for?! Bend us over the car a-wait...

You shrug and just along with it.

OP WHERE ARE YOOU!

>>17756548
wow... I should really refresh before I post.

It is YET. ANOTHER. SHIELD.

Welp, what're we up to like, four shields?

Whatever, who next?

>>17756579
Let's bounce on Spring Man.

Freeze man seems... cool

>>17756570
>scorch wheel
>shield

Not really. It automatically fires when you activate it. It's like if leaf shield auto fired forward and then was affected by gravity.

I'm in for Freeze.

>>17756612
He does have an elemental affinity we don't have yet.

You come upon Freeze Man, admiring a statue he made of himself.

>>17756932
"ICE TO MEET YOU! CHILL OUT!"

Then slap his butt.

Tell him that's a cool statue.

Seeing Spider-Quest and this has inspired me to make my own quest thread, I have the idea, but how do I go about doing this?

equip the scorch wheel and woo that mother fucker!

>>17756967
First, siphon mana from the environment using your anal sphincter. Then spin it out like a spider spins thread. The web you weave will become the womb for a quest, and other posters will supply the jizz.

>>17756994

Alright well, should I just draw shit in MS Paint and go from there?

You compliment the statue, he says he's incredibly flattered, but upset.

The statue isn't cool ENOUGH.

>>17756994
ahahahaha

>>17757004
Yes, that's exactly what I did for my first quest thread. Was quite fun.

>>17757004
Yeah, that should work.
You could check this thread out if you want lots of specific advice, much of which is based in opinion:
http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/325680.html

>>17757031
>>17757033

Thank you both. And I suggest that we add a nice ice crown on top of the statue, complete with ice cape and scepter.

>>17757031
Use our blades to make it more detailed and awesome. Also, add a huge dong to it.

>>17757053
and then wink knowingly

ask him for some ice, carve it into a dick with the blade arms, use the fire to melt it into place (extra care at this point)

So whenever it fades to black, is that an implication that we just had sex.
Are we on some kind of robot master STD quest here?

>>17757205
Yes and Yes

Is Blade Man a series sibling, like, a brother or something? Or is he more like, I dunno, the END GAME?

He gives you some ice that you cut into a giant ice cock and attach to the statue.

Freeze Man is conflicted, on the one hand, the statue isn't 100% accurate, he's obsessive not narcissistic.

On the other hand, he totally wants to bang you right now.

>/tg/ releases their homosexual desires: the quest!

Freeze Man seemed like he might be a bit of a narcissist to me. I mean, it's one thing to collect statues but then there's freezing the corpses of all your predecessors and putting them on display in your lair.

>>17757302
Does that mean we moved on from wanting to be the little girl to being a huge slut? (For science, of course.)

>>17757286
try and make him jealous by admiring the well-endowed statue and ignoring him

that seems like something that'd drive him crazy...

WITH DESIRE

>>17757311
Yes. We've grown up.

>>17757044

Here, I have no idea how to draw in paint, any way to get better? Not asking for perfection, I just don't have a very good drawing hand, and by the way, how in the balls do I remove this little problem?

>>17757390
wtf are you drawing? a butt?

>>17757390
This is paint? Hit delete if you want to get rid of it. If you want to deselect it, click something other than the selecting tool in the toolbar up top.

>>17757406

That shot down any motivation I had. Well, it's supposed to be a super hero/villain for a super hero/villain themed quest. But seeing as how I cannot draw worth a dime I might aswell quit here.

>>17757413

I meant get rid of the white block so it doesn't cover up the drawing.

You look at the statue and begin complimenting Freeze Man on its creation, using your class to compliment his use of form and ability to sculpt.

You also make several comments about the huge dick on it.

>>17757390

Click the select tool's drop down menu and turn on transparency.

Also, don't use the brush tool. Use the pencil on the biggest size for good lines. Brush anti-aliases your colors, makes a shitty blurry white outline on everything.

I'll post one of my inbetween pics to give you some tips on editing your old images into new ones, an essential skill for running quests in MSPaint.

>>17757415
Select white as your secondary color and do a transparent move.

>>17757415
Oh. Paint doesn't do that. If you want fancier tools, you could try using Paint Tool SAI.

And don't be worried about people not recognizing a partially drawn thing like that.

>>17757423

Thanks, but I can't seem to get scale that good, I just don't want to end up having a thread where people have to play "Guess what this faggot is attempting to draw" instead of a quest thread. Also can someone please post some motivation pictures so I can stop being emo. Also, this was an earlier experiment, as you can guess from the filename, the hero/villain is gonna be named The Flaming Cog. I know he's a bit too short, like I said, not good at scaling

>>17757458

>>17757458
Sometimes its better to make a shitty and abstract representation of an object than it is to make that object in clean lines.

>>17757458
I shall reveal all of the dark secrets of drawing in MSPaint here, little by little.

>>17757555

Sir, if I were a woman I would bear you children, thank you so much.

>>17757538

Thank you, I'm slowly coming out of this funk.

>>17757580
now while i fully support your desire to make a quest thread, i would like to get back to the gratuitous robo sex if you please.

>>17757674

Yeah, sorry about that, I'm just really eager. Anyway, suggest adding a bunch of "iced" robot masters around him.

You impress yourself upon him, it's obvious you've had this in the bag for a long time.

Also, that inbetween frame, with tips on drawing shit in MSPaint that are a little more complicated.

Freeze Man decides to take advantage of this freeze frame to tell you, the audience, that he didn't freeze his predecessors, that was the robot museum.

Come on people.

>>17757815
Stop breaking the third wall and fuck already. We're got a lot more robots to visit.

>>17757848
>third wall

Alright!

Man, this thing is AWESOME.

...aaaand here we are 12 hours later!

wow i need to get some friends or somethin'

WHATEVER, it's been fun guys, glad I'm helping to kickstart an MSPaint quest renaissance. Night all.

>>17757879
Hurp 4th

>>17757901
We are you're friends.

Learning lots, via tutorials.

After this little quest is done, I may run the adventures of Devil Man.