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    11 KB Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)02:14 No.17692612  
    >Greentext story thread
    >Greatest gaming moments that never really happened.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)02:18 No.17692637
    >This one time this dude did a silly thing
    >I was all like "your face is stupid"
    >Everyone at the table was like "you're so cool man"
    >Everyone was a girl too
    >All their panties just evaporated right then and there
    >Everyone got free pizza
    >The pizza was also a girl
    >Pizza orgy for everyone
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)02:20 No.17692656
    >Playing 4e
    >Every one was having a good time
    >Every one roleplaying great characters
    >No one rollplaying card board cut outs
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)02:21 No.17692665
    >Pizza orgy for everyone
    >Pizza orgy

    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)02:23 No.17692676
    >Implying it isn't.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)02:23 No.17692681
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    Goggle image search "pizza orgy"
    First image is gay porn
    >> James Joyce 01/27/12(Fri)02:24 No.17692691
    >He hasn't been to a pizza orgy
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)02:25 No.17692697
    >walk into Gnomestop
    >ask for a trained Battle Toad
    >spell components slowly drip from my pockets
    >oh fuck not again
    >face gets red
    >"Please give me a combat capable Battle Toad right now."
    >"I don't know what that is. What dimension is it from?"
    >struggling to contain my embarrassment
    >clenching asscheeks together to hold in my sulfur and guano
    >voice reduced to a mumble
    >"have gold please Battle Toad give gold please mount"
    >"Are you okay?"
    >spell components breaches through my pouches
    >Wild Magic, propelled forward at 60mph
    >crash through the Gnomestop employee's counter
    >he's holding onto me for dear life
    >all the while spell components worth hundreds of gold are flowing out of my pockets like fumes
    >crash through the entire row of buildings in the market place, broken crystal shards in my face
    >Gamestop employee is covered in guano and sulfur
    >my miscast shows no signs of stopping
    >he tilts me backwards, crit fail
    >the sheer force of the warped arcane energies has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards
    >the sulfur and guano intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the Astral Plane
    >children below frolic in the mess falling from my inventory
    >the g-force is causing my wizard robes to flap vigorously and create a Gust of Wind
    >Sulfur and guano blowing through the air on the planet below
    >3 miles upwards now
    >Gnomestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is disintegrated by the failed Fortitude Save
    >my transformation is almost complete
    >as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder
    >steer myself across the Astral Sea with my gleaming trail of magic and guano

    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)02:32 No.17692744
    >streaming Deus Ex HR
    >someone in chat starts green text story after i punch out #chan guy

    >steal data from work computers
    >guy does not use secret code
    >Wont pay me
    >punches me out
    >Fucking Limbstop
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)02:32 No.17692749
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    fuckin saved
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)02:34 No.17692764
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    but what about pizza orgies?
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)02:38 No.17692791
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    A bit confusing at times...cool sotry bro.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)02:38 No.17692794
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    doin it next
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)02:38 No.17692796
    Has someone got the /v/ pasta of this?
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/27/12(Fri)02:45 No.17692838
    My all time favorite /v/ pasta

    >Walk into Gamestop
    >Cute cashier girl behind the counter that I've never seen before
    >She smiles and greets me even though she's already helping a customer
    >Smile back far too wide and grunt out something resembling "hey!"
    >Immediately turn away toward game rack
    >Start browsing the section of used 360 games
    >I don't even own a 360
    >I knew exactly what game I came here to purchase, I just don't want her to know that for some reason
    >Think that if I look like I'm just browsing for a game on the fly I'll look like less of a loser or something
    >Finally grab the Atlus game I wanted
    >Sandwich it between two 10$ PS2 sports games from the bargain rack that I'll never play
    >Get into line in front of the cashier's desk
    >Suddenly realize that there are far more people in the shop than there were before
    >Stomach starts grumbling from the spicy Thai takeout and coffee I had for my noon breakfast
    >Line is moving slow
    >Cashier girl keeps glancing up at me apologetically every once in a while
    >Stomach grumbles audibly
    >Feel like I might need to use the restroom
    >At this point several more people have filed into the line behind me
    >Realize it's too late, I can't walk away from the line or I'll look like an idiot
    >Stomach emits one of those loud squeaking inside fart noises
    >Guy in line turns to look at me
    >Grin sheepishly and pat my stomach like I'm some kind of jolly fat uncle
    >My gut actually hurts now and I feel like I need to reposition my body to move the gas around
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/27/12(Fri)02:46 No.17692851
    >Decide to bend over and pretend to tie my shoe laces in hopes that it will squeeze the fart back inside me
    >Bending only makes it worse
    >Kneel all the way to the floor, almost sitting
    >Line starts to move in front of me
    >Afraid to stand up, I actually start crawling forward rather than standing
    >Stomach makes a noise like a Goron
    >Sharp pain shoots through my colon and I moan audibly
    >"Hey, are you okay?" asks the woman behind me in line
    >My forehead hits the floor and I'm literally doubled over in pain in the middle of this Gamestop as my stomach groans like an old pirate ship and a crowd of people starts to form around me
    >Desperately trying to think of some way to play this off as a joke and escape before I shit pure Sriracha sauce into my pants
    >"B...b…b….BUST IT!"
    >Contort into a break-dance pose
    >’Make Some Noise’ by the Beastie Boys starts playing out of nowhere
    >Sit up on my hands and start doing a Lotus Flare, spinning my legs around under me
    >The crowd gasps and steps back
    >My bowels are screaming in pain at this point, my face is purple
    >Transition into a series of kicks and freezes
    >The people around me start to laugh and cheer
    >It’s too late, my sphincter is being hammered from the inside by a pillar of fire and I can feel it leaking out
    >Start doing the Worm
    >My anus literally turns into a wormhole bringing forth a cacophony of Lovecraftian horrors from beyond the veil of human understanding
    >No one in the crowd seems to notice, they’re all clapping along to the imaginary music
    >Start to windmill, my legs up in the air as I spin on my back and shoulders
    >The tidal wave of liquid feces has not ceased, and the force of my spins is causing streams of it to cascade down to my ankles and fling from the legs of my pants
    >”Awww shit dis nigga straight O.G.!” yells some black guy in the back
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/27/12(Fri)02:47 No.17692855
    >Bits of my poop are splattering all over the Gamestop customers gathered around me, none of them seem to even care
    >Some of the women even start to rub it into their faces and chests as they dance along with me
    >Start doing a helicopter spin on my head
    >The poo splatters the game racks, the walls, the floor around me; every surface in the room is quickly being painted by my foamy mess
    >I’m nearing 25 rotations, well past my record
    >Some of the electrical appliances start to fizzle and smoke as diarrhea seeps into their circuitry
    >I finally attempt a freeze move, but the centrifugal force of my spin combined with the slippery surface of shit below me instead cause me to jettison horizontally
    >Homies scatter like leaves before me as I rocket towards the exit on my belly, like some kind of twisted shitty Slip-n-Slide
    >At this point the cash register, lights and display machines of the shop are shooting sparks wildly and beginning to flame up
    >As I burst through the glass doors, the Gamestop behind me erupts into a fireball, the force of the explosion launching me high into the air, and I strike a pose like a plucked chicken dinner as I sail into the atmosphere of the mall riding high upon the crest of my shit wave
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)02:50 No.17692874
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    Ladies and gentlemen, Papa-N.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)02:51 No.17692878
    he usually delivers
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)02:55 No.17692903
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    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)02:55 No.17692904
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    None of that has pizza orgies.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)02:57 No.17692912
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    Yeah man I want some pizza orgies.
    >> James Joyce 01/27/12(Fri)02:59 No.17692926
    Don't you see Anons? The pizza orgy was in your heart the whole time.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)03:00 No.17692933
    >Pizza orgy
    >In my heart
    >I think I'd die.. and not in a fun way..
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)03:00 No.17692935
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    But seriously Pizza Orgy
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)03:01 No.17692944
    Don't you see anon, you have to rip out their hearts and sacrifice to bring forth the pizza orgy.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)03:02 No.17692946
    Right at the end of this I had one of the worst smelling farts I have had in quite a while. It was like this story brought me right to the scene, smell and all. Through some sort of cosmic force you have compelled my bowels to work flawlessly with your tale.

    Bravo sir.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)03:03 No.17692953
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    Did someone say Pizza Orgy?
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)03:07 No.17692977
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    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)03:09 No.17692983
    That movie was awesome, what was it called again?
    >> James Joyce 01/27/12(Fri)03:09 No.17692984
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    Groping into the darkness, my hand came upon a warm and firm object. After a series of tugs and pulls, I determined it to be Mark's salami. After a few more quick pulls, the pie had finished baking.

    Continuing on my journey across the basement floor an arm reached out an attempted to put some bread inside my oven. With one swift motion, I swatted at the hand and then proceeded to jump upon my attacker. Letting my hands explore every inch, I determined that only Sarah could sport mounds of Dough this big.

    After spreading my sauce upon her crust, I stood up and attempted to make my way towards the hallway door. However, I could not find my way very well in the perpetual gloom and soon found myself surrounded by aspiring chefs clawing at my firm toppings.

    Needless to say, I became a Meat Lover's Special that night.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)03:13 No.17693005
    They appear to really love that pizza.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/27/12(Fri)03:13 No.17693008
    "A-ah, n-no!" But its too late, Hawaii-chan's pineapples were already moving on their own. She can't help it, the sensation alone...!

    "Hawaii-chan! You can't finish yet, I'm not ready!" Protests Pepperoni as she grinds her sausage into Hawaii's ham.

    "Hey ladies, y'all ready for THIS?!" Shouts Meatlover as he kicks open the bedroom door, waving around his salami.

    He thrusts himself home, slapping them Pepperoni as she continues to grind herself into Hawaii.

    "HNNNGGGGG!!!!" Meatlover groans as he marinaras all up inside her cheese.

    "Wow, that was good. That'll be 12.95 plus tip." He grins, with one last smack of her crust.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)03:14 No.17693013
    Galaxy Quest
    >> James Joyce 01/27/12(Fri)03:14 No.17693018
    >That'll be 12.95 plus tip

    You fucking monster.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)03:15 No.17693025
    No one on /r9k/ wants to talk about my marinara fetish but as soon as I come on /tg/ I realize that this is the only place for me.
    I want a pizza orgy with women menstruating marinara.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)03:15 No.17693030
    I love you
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/27/12(Fri)03:16 No.17693040
    Oh fuck man, that movie. I've probably seen that flick a hundred times.

    I-I can't help it! I'm s-sorry /tg/, b-but I've been seeing someone else... H-his name is /s-/sp/...
    >> Questionairre 01/27/12(Fri)03:18 No.17693047
    How could you *slaps*
    >> James Joyce 01/27/12(Fri)03:20 No.17693056
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    You're with friends now.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)03:20 No.17693059
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    how do you stutter a slash mark
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/27/12(Fri)03:23 No.17693068
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    Easy, you put a - somewhere in there

    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)03:23 No.17693071
    this is most relevant to my interests.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)03:23 No.17693073
    Very carefully?
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)03:23 No.17693077

    even your horrible joke smut gets me hard

    The offer still stands from me in Hawaii
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)03:26 No.17693089
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    > Impossible odds
    > Roll a 20
    > Roll another 20
    > Roll a third 20
    > Big Bad Cosmic Level saves vs massive damage
    > Rolls a 1
    > Eighteen levels worth of EXP

    I can definitely smell shite in these kinds of stories.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/27/12(Fri)03:28 No.17693101
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    Man, if only I could afford to go to Hawaii.

    >~$800-1000+ for a ticket

    Damn, that's like a year's worth of my fun money
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)03:28 No.17693102
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    I don't see the words 'pizza' and 'orgy' in there anywhere.
    >> James Joyce 01/27/12(Fri)03:29 No.17693112
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    I call the sequel "Dirty Interracial Backdoor Pizza Party Sluts Twelve: The mystery of the haunted Vagina"

    Featuring Ron Jeremy
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)03:30 No.17693117
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    >Featuring Ron Jeremy
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/27/12(Fri)03:30 No.17693118
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    >> ‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮Praetor Lillifag‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬ 01/27/12(Fri)03:31 No.17693120
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    He must be...

    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)03:31 No.17693125

    I just want to thank you all for creating this gem.
    >> James Joyce 01/27/12(Fri)03:32 No.17693133
    You can see the rest on my Pay Site.

    Only $12 a month.

    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/27/12(Fri)03:34 No.17693141

    Seems legit
    >> Jon Reremy 01/27/12(Fri)03:35 No.17693145
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    God dammit I actually clicked the link and had my credit card out
    >> James Joyce 01/27/12(Fri)03:37 No.17693152
    It would be so fucked up if you clicked the link and you somehow ended up at a professional porn site dedicated to women spraying various pasta sauces out of their vaginas.

    I can't believe I typed that.

    Goodnight /tg/.
    >> Jon Reremy 01/27/12(Fri)03:38 No.17693159
    My heart would die from the joy and love of you for the link
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)03:38 No.17693160
    I'd sign up for ProMembership.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/27/12(Fri)03:38 No.17693163
    >a professional porn site dedicated to women spraying various pasta sauces out of their vaginas.

    I've found my life's calling. I'll see you in a few years when I'm tired out of living my dream.

    It was inevitable, really.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)03:55 No.17693259
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    Split my sides like a quarter pounder with fries
    >> SirBriggz 01/27/12(Fri)04:03 No.17693306
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    Late to the party pic.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)04:03 No.17693310
    I've got a big sausage and a deep seated fetish of marinara. Can I be an actor when you get this up and running?
    Email is in field.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)04:40 No.17693474
    Oh dear lord, I lol'd so hard. Wow.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)04:51 No.17693525
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    Can't I just have more Pizza Orgies?
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)04:53 No.17693531
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    There are no more. That was the last pizza orgy there ever was or ever will be.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)04:54 No.17693536
    No, you don't have enough spine for that!

    You can, however, have all the leftovers. There should be plenty.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)04:57 No.17693541
    >Greentext gaming thread
    >Now discussion of hypothetical pizza fetishes.

    Never change, /tg/
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)04:57 No.17693544
    Cum have some pizza buddy its all still warm

    >Her nethole
    Yep her nethole is full of dat sexy saucy pizza captcha
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)04:57 No.17693545
    Not so funny. It just makes DnD look stupid.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)04:59 No.17693554
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    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/27/12(Fri)05:00 No.17693558
    Pepperoni watches through the shutters as Hawaii slowly approaches the house. The little pineapple topped pizza looks nervous, as she should be.

    "Fu fu fu..." Pepperoni laughs as she quietly backs away. She holds up her new salami dick tentacles.

    "Today." She grins, looking at them, "You shall be used on my little fuck toy.

    "P-Pepperoni-san?" Hawaii asks as she pushes the door open, her soft knocking having gone unanswered.

    "Why hello there, little pie." Pepperoni coos, slamming the door shut and quickly bolting it closed.

    "Ah, I-I didn't think you we..." Hawaii never gets a chance to finish.

    Pepperoni's new snausage appendages shoot out, grabbing the helpless 8" in their tight grasp.

    "Wahahaha. What are we goona do on this pizza stone?" Pepperoni grins maliciously as her meat tentacles inch up Hawaii's thighs.

    "N-noooooo!!!!" The little pizza screams, but too late.

    "Ahahahaha!!! I'm going to stuff your crust as full as it can get!" Pepperoni laughs as her rape links plunge deep into the cheese. Marinara drips down Hawaii's legs from the penetration.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)05:03 No.17693567
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    every. fucking. campaign. ever.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)05:03 No.17693568
    >This one time I wanted to do a thing
    >DM says it's too insane
    >I want to do the thing
    >He makes me roll for it
    >I roll the best number
    >He says to roll again
    >I roll the best number again
    >He says to keep rolling
    >I roll six million, three hundred and five best numbers
    >I have achieved a great moment of awesomeness and am crowned King of whatever game it is that we're playing

    True story.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)05:06 No.17693582
    b-b-but what will happen to mika? does she take a shower?
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/27/12(Fri)05:09 No.17693593
    Nope, everyone gets raped by space pizza-huts from Spaceballs. True story, the end.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)05:10 No.17693596
    Sometimes I get two mini greek style pizzas and rub the yogurt on my nipples.

    When I had a girlfriend I would make her rub my ass with a larger one while hitting my balls with a stick of garlic bread.

    Man, I can't even take this shit to /d/.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)05:14 No.17693616

    /d/ is tame compared to some of the shit /tg/ cxomes up with.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/27/12(Fri)05:15 No.17693620
    >not fucking the pizzas stacked on top of each other while the girl stuffs her every orifice with a mixture of parmesean cheese and crushed olives.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)05:17 No.17693631
    this fucking thread
    and somebody dares to say that we don need mod
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)05:18 No.17693636
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    I have the wierdest boner right now

    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)05:18 No.17693637
    Pizzavirgin detected.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/27/12(Fri)05:20 No.17693645
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    >implying there are almost ever any good on-topic threads on 5am /tg/

    Just roll with it and have some fun.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)05:29 No.17693681
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    >This one time this dude did a silly thing
    >I was all like "your face is stupid"
    >Everyone at the table was like "you're so cool man"
    >Everyone was a girl too
    >All their panties just evaporated right then and there
    >Everyone got free gushers
    >The fruitrollups was also a girl
    >gushers orgy for everyone
    >> ‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮Praetor Lillifag‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬ 01/27/12(Fri)06:16 No.17693925
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    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)06:43 No.17694073
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    You think you know decadence? You don't know the meaning of the word.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)06:44 No.17694078
    >nemesis battle at the end of session
    >tumble forward and bounce off my hands and slash the boss 3 times
    >tumble into a crowds of enemies
    >burn action point and begin to spin and let out a fan of knives
    >roll a 1
    >fall on my ass and get clobbered until im unconscious
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)06:46 No.17694090
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    ... is actually kind of hot. What's WRONG WITH ME?!
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)11:17 No.17695539
    >Implying that was ever the intent of this post.
    >The real topic was always pizza orgies.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)11:24 No.17695582
    >Tell my DM that I'm making a nature check to find magic mushrooms
    >Natural 20
    >No one saw me roll it
    >Natural 20 on re-roll
    >DM tells me that I now have +2 on all checks to find magic mushrooms
    >Order some pizza
    >Pizzas are all girls
    >Pizza orgy for everyone
    >Sued for plagiarising >>17692637's idea
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)11:37 No.17695640
    Holy fuck this thread is still here.
    >> Katsura Hinagiku is My Waifu !yzf12UF35Y 01/27/12(Fri)12:09 No.17695850
    >playing MTGO
    >drop Day of Judgment to clear the board, opponent doesn't have a creature to play
    >next turn, kick an Aether Figment, he still plays nothing
    >next turn, play Celestial Mantle on my Figment, swing


    >mfw that was true and I won that draft thanks to Mantle + Figment
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)12:32 No.17696044
    Yeah but what about the 'Italian bread, sauce, cheese and topping based food group sex'?
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)12:41 No.17696131
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    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)12:44 No.17696157
    the only problem I see is the 'Italian' part.

    While Italian food is good; the people are not.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)12:47 No.17696175
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    Well Pizza is often considered an Italian food I thought? People of any nationality can partake in a pizza orgy of course!

    Pic related: Pizza orgy imminent.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)12:55 No.17696244
    just to be totally clear here, that is a chocolate cake on top of a vanilla different cake, icing'd together as one cake, and each of the cakes has a different pie in it.
    >> Alpharius 01/27/12(Fri)13:02 No.17696300
    >Pizza orgies
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)13:15 No.17696404
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    >CAn't sleep, manage to finally pass out at three am
    >Wake up at six to let out dogs, because they need to take a piss, and I need to stoke the fires.
    >figure I can sleep till nine to at least get a full six.
    >Wake up at eight to being called lazy and that I sleep too much.

    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)13:22 No.17696449
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)14:55 No.17697257
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    Yes sir, decadance
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)15:12 No.17697448
    >have friends
    >play pathfinder with them
    >have a fun time
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)15:28 No.17697625
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    That's fucking SICK.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/12(Fri)18:47 No.17699883
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    That's worse than Pizza Orgies. Keep it family friendly man.

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