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  • File : 1327545504.jpg-(49 KB, 535x437, HERESY1.jpg)
    49 KB Warhammer 40: Heretical Love Part XIX OVERTIME Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)21:38 No.17675827  
    Oh boy time for OVERTIME
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)21:39 No.17675855
    Striking a tough looking pose, you gesture out with your new and improved Titan. Even Mika seems taken aback by how badass it looks, you can tell from her boggled ahhs and ooos.

    "Impressive, but just who the hell do you think I am?!" Abbadon yells as he sends his Titan forwards.

    "That's my line!!!" You shout back, leaping forwards yourself.

    The fists collide, sparks flying and a terrible grinding noise ensue. In a contest of pure strength his Reaver wins out.

    Good thing you have Eldar mind spiral powers.

    Channeling everything you've got, you push the power into the fist. A groan as metal struggles against metal, both Titans vibrating from the energy.

    "Mika put all of your spirit into the fist!"

    "Wh-wha???"

    "Just do it!!!"

    The boost is enough to give your Titan the edge, and slowly you force the Reavers arm back.

    "Impossible!" Abbadon yells as he's left with no choice but to step back.

    "Hah! Suck it you jackass!" You lash out and strike the Reavers in the groin. Unfortunately it doesn't have any of the effects you had desired.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)21:41 No.17675875
    "Look out!" Mika yells, and you have to juke to avoid a blast from the Reavers main gun.

    "As if I was so weak! Now take this!" The Reaver steps in and delivers a hard blow to your Titans chest.

    You try to bring the blastgun to bare, but can't get the angle right. Both Titans now locked in a grappling struggle to level a weapon.

    "Rex do it!"

    A resounding torrent of noise as the baneblade opens up into the back of the Reaver. Though it may not have a ton of effect, it serves as a good distraction.

    "Mika, let's do it!"

    "Whwhwhwhat!?!?!"

    "Attack, not THAT! Now let's go!"

    1d20 for counterattack
    >> CDR Nonsense 01/25/12(Wed)21:42 No.17675895
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    Oh boy, overtime!

    how erotic
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)21:42 No.17675901
    rolled 15 = 15

    In time for overtime? Fuckyeah.

    >oh god rolling in HLQ
    >> dice+1d20 Platyspy 01/25/12(Wed)21:43 No.17675904
    rollan
    >> Platyspy 01/25/12(Wed)21:44 No.17675922
    rolled 18 = 18

    >>17675904
    derp
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)21:48 No.17675988
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    rolled 12 = 12

    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)21:48 No.17675998
    >>17675875
    Ok, stop rolling, we're good.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)21:51 No.17676037
    Sure is lonely in here. I guess noone wants any delicious heresy tonight...
    >> Platyspy 01/25/12(Wed)21:51 No.17676041
    rolled 18 = 18

    >>17675998
    We were, until this idiot ruined everything >>17675988
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)21:51 No.17676042
    rolled 15 = 15

    i wanna help
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)21:51 No.17676051
    rolled 18 = 18

    Rollan
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)21:52 No.17676056
    >>17676042
    And so you have! WELL DONE
    >> Platyspy 01/25/12(Wed)21:52 No.17676062
    double 18s and neither of 'em stick, well fuck
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)21:52 No.17676067
    >>17676037
    I do! I do!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)21:53 No.17676074
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    rolled 18 = 18

    >> Platyspy 01/25/12(Wed)21:53 No.17676077
    no more rolling
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)21:54 No.17676092
    >>17676056

    i was secretly hoping for huehuehue
    >> Platyspy 01/25/12(Wed)21:55 No.17676115
    >>17676074
    >>17676051
    >>17675922
    >>17675922
    the fuck is with all the 18s?
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/25/12(Wed)21:56 No.17676119
    >>17676062
    Actually they do, unless a 1 or 20 is rolled the results are averaged
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)21:56 No.17676120
    >>17676115
    18mind?
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)21:58 No.17676145
    Fist crackling from pent up energy, you cock back and let fly.

    The blow catches Abbadon's Reaver right in its god damn face, knocking it stumbling backwards from the impact.

    Wasting no time, you activate the vulcan bolter and start cracking off rounds. The heavy projectiles trace a line across the Chaos Titan, explosions pluming from it's frontal armor.

    "Keep shooting!" Mika yells as she watches the effects of the salvo.

    Well, a gentlemen always does his best to please a lady.

    You let loose with the blastgun, the massive burst of plasma tearing into the Reaver's arm as its crew tries to maneuver it out of the line of fire.

    "Rex, hit him now!"

    The baneblade opens up with it's main gun as you continue to hammer away with your own. Shit is flying left and right, and you cant even tell whose rounds are whose anymore.

    All you know is, it appears you are gaining the upper hand.

    Oh, and your Titan is now full of warning sirens and flashing lights.

    "We're pretty damaged." You hear the tech-priestess notice from above.

    "Clearly not enough to stop me from shooting!" You shout as you watch with great satisfaction as the Reaver reels back after a nasty plasma hit.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)22:02 No.17676212
    Those lights and sirens mean we are winning! Its the machine spirits giving us their praises. Keep up the assault!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)22:05 No.17676252
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    >all this epicness
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)22:05 No.17676258
    >>17676212
    Yes! More shootan!

    >gawd, where is errybody?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)22:08 No.17676314
    >>17676258

    >>waitin for moar shooting.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)22:11 No.17676348
    >>17676145
    MOAR DAKKA!!
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)22:11 No.17676351
    With more than a few choice words, Abbadon is left with little choice left but to bid a hasty retreat. His Reaver now missing a gun, as well as a good chunk of armor plating. You also guess that his Titan's arm is struggling as it doesn't appear to be lifting up.

    Not that you are going to let him just waltz away that easily.

    Heavy bolter shells continue to rake the Chaos machine's back as it tries to turn and flee. Though the crew keeps up their fire on you even as they make preparations.

    Pursuit is an impossibility. Your Titan used to be fairly quick, but then it took an apocalypse missile to the knee.

    "Max, the main servos of the left leg are only functioning at 30%!" Mika shouts, and you can tell from her tone this is probably more serious than you would have first thought.

    Its not like this changes anything, though, and you keep your attack up.

    "Insolent whelps, how could you lose this fight!?" You hear Abbadon shout. Must have left his communications up.

    Another missile to the chest and you figure you'd best take a few steps back as well.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)22:17 No.17676414
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    >>17676351
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)22:18 No.17676436
    >>17676351
    We probably don't want him to be able to retreat and repair that shit, he has better maintenance facilities than we do and a lot more staff. See if we can get some precise shots on the legs, have rex shoot the knees out, hell if he can do it ram them.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)22:19 No.17676444
    >>17676314
    >well I guess they'll miss how we have MAX PILOTING A TITAN MADE OF BITCHES FIGHTING ABBADON IN A TITAN ALSO MADE OF BITCHES.
    >Also the titans are fighting with sex.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)22:22 No.17676488
    >dat feel when dakka war
    my ork ancestorz would be proudz.
    WWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)22:26 No.17676516
    rolled 6 = 6

    TAKE HIS TITANS ARMS
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)22:28 No.17676532
    >>17676516
    NO!
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/25/12(Wed)22:28 No.17676538
    This was playing in my head during the fight. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GdPOMYLNoU
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)22:31 No.17676566
    Shits on, that much is for certain.

    You are pretty sure you've got Abbadon on the ropes, but you can't be sure. His Reaver is certainly the tougher of the two Titans, even if yours is fueled by awesome.

    "Take control of the guns, we've got to try to down that thing before he can get away!" You yell up to Mika.

    Forgetting the fire controls for now, you concentrate on just keeping the clunky walker upright. This proves difficult, as the failing knee joint seems to have really slowed you down.

    As Abbadon attempts to retreat, you do your best to match him step for step.

    Mika is in full swing of it now, and her shots are connecting quite well. She shouts in satisfaction at a particularly nice plasma hit on the Reaver's head.

    Well, a short lived shout.

    The screeching of metal and groan of fatigued steel is more warning to you than all of the bells and chimes playing in the cockpit.

    "That wasn't a good sound..." You notice out loud.

    "Max, I've lost fire controls!" You hear Mika yell above, quite a lot of duress in her voice.

    Well, it seems you have as well. Despite trying to fire, neither of your weapons lets off a single shot. That certainly doesn't bode well.

    "Shit." That isn't good, without those guns Abbadon could even turn around to finish you off.

    [ ] Get into melee range again, despite the damage

    [ ] Get Rex to cover you as you fall back
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)22:32 No.17676576
    >>17676566
    >enter captcha 4 times before it takes it
    MMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT

    Thread seems pretty slow tonight, eh?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)22:32 No.17676582
    >>17676538
    >[x] Get into melee range again, despite the damage

    FUCK YEAH

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lszdEZ0-74

    We need suitably awesome combat music
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)22:33 No.17676593
    >>17676566
    we've already faught like champions but we literally have no control left because we got fucked up hard in the legs.

    also no more Dakka.

    so therefore regretably:
    [ X ] Get Rex to cover you as you fall back
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/25/12(Wed)22:35 No.17676610
    >>17676566
    melee range! Death or Glory!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)22:35 No.17676612
    >>17676566
    [X] Get into melee range again, despite the damage

    Time to see how strong this titan's pimp hand is.

    >captcha: ownedh Equation
    Our fist + Addadan's titan = owned
    C'mon, captcha, it's not that hard.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)22:35 No.17676615
    >>17676566
    We let the Reaver get away we're fucked, we can't repair as fast as he can and letting him keep it is unacceptable. MELEE RANGE!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)22:36 No.17676623
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    [x] Melee.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)22:36 No.17676626
    >>17676612
    >Abbadon's titan
    GodDAMN I cannot type.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)22:37 No.17676637
    [x] Get into melee range again, despite the damage

    fuck it
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/25/12(Wed)22:37 No.17676638
    >>17676566
    TAKE THIS! ALL MY LOVE! ALL MY FAITH! ERUPTING BURNING FINGER!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)22:37 No.17676640
    melee range!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)22:37 No.17676641
    [x] Get into melee range again, despite the damage
    I though I was finally going to get a good nights sleep :(
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)22:37 No.17676650
    >>17676576
    What the hell, Papa-N, I thought there wasn't going to be any more tonight...

    I mean, hell, not that I'm complaining.

    Anyway, after we kick this guys ass (again), I'm hoping there will be more time for spending with Mika.
    She's my favoriate.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)22:38 No.17676656
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    >>17676626
    >>17676612
    But Lieutenant Abbadan, you ain't got no arms...
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)22:39 No.17676665
    >>17676650
    >favoriate
    Meant favorite, obviously

    Anyway, I didn't vote, so here it comes.
    [x] Get into melee range again, despite the damage

    We're going to win this, dammit.
    Otherwise, he'll keep interrupting, and I want more time with Mika, dammit.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)22:39 No.17676668
    Lets see...

    If we retreat, we will probably be able to keep the titan running, but Abbadon will also keep his.
    There is a chance to re-do this later with -witnesses-.

    Is we pursue, we likely lose our titan but take out Abbadon's as well.

    Hmm....

    [X] Retreat.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)22:41 No.17676685
    >>17676668
    But can't that guy rebuild his faster than we can repair ours?

    (After this, we need to make it up to Mika, if this thing does get as messed up as I think it will)
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)22:42 No.17676697
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    >>17676656
    >that filename
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/25/12(Wed)22:44 No.17676713
    >>17676685
    WE WILL MERGE THE REMAINS OF THE REAVER WITH OUR TITAN!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)22:45 No.17676733
    >>17676713
    We need to get it beaten down for that to happen, first, so yeah, I kind of expect us to need to go melee range in order to take it down, instead of letting him retreated to rebuild his stuff.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)22:46 No.17676736
    >>17676656

    if you were gay, and lived in Hawaii I would suck your cock.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)22:46 No.17676745
    >>17676685

    That is possible, and a valid concern...

    But I just remembered that this is Heretical Love. We run on awesome and sexy- not logic.

    I still vote for the option that will probably get us more time with our favorite little priestess.
    >> Iron Lung 01/25/12(Wed)22:47 No.17676751
    >>[X] Get Rex to cover you as you fall back

    Everyone else can be awesome, I'll be the wuss of reason.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)22:47 No.17676757
    >>17676697
    >that filename
    >that thumbnail
    >.gif

    >WHY U NOT ANIMATED?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)22:49 No.17676776
    >>17676745
    Well, I'd hope we'd get the first half of next thread along with Mika as well, but I can definitely see your point.

    So, yeah, I want to spend time with Mika - I don't want her thread cut down by going into a fight against this guy, when we could spend more time with her...
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)22:49 No.17676791
    "Hold onto your thong baby, we're about to get awfully dangerous."

    "Wh-what? H-how did you know what I was wearing?!?"

    "No time, we need everything this tin can has got, can you get us moving any better?"

    "I'll try to reroute some extra power from the guns, but it won't get us much..." Mika says as she works the control panel which appeared in her tank after the combination.

    "Hey Abbadon!" You yell out over the comm as you push the Titan as hard as it can go. Which isn't very hard considering all the damage it's sustained.

    "I hope you like getting fisted!" With that, you strike with everything the tired old beast has left.

    Your attack collides with the rear of the fleeing Reaver, and despite all the warning sirens and flashing lights calling you a retard, you seem to have succeeded.

    "Max, th-the reactor's gone critical!" Mika screams.

    The blow knocks the Reaver over, slamming hard onto its front. The Chaos Titan tries to push itself back upright, but you stomp down hard onto it's back. Again and again, as hard as the dying war machine can manage.

    Lights flash as half a dozen Chaos Predators emerge from the nearby forest, raking you with lasfire. You don't have anything to return at them, but Rex does it for you.

    Unfortunately, they get close enough with the Rhino in between the formation, to load up the downed Titan's crew.

    Their leader now safe, the Chaos Predators turn tail and retreat, still shooting you, though to little effect.

    Your warhound has already breathed it's last, it seems, as the cockpit goes dead.

    Mika lowers herself down through the connection between the Titan and the russ, looking worried and shaken, but relieved at the same time.

    Something doesn't feel right though, and you get a hint of danger still coming from the enemy Titan. Your psycher abilities finally give you enough of a hint to make your blood run cold.
    >> Greyhat 01/25/12(Wed)22:50 No.17676794
    >>17676751
    Wait, wait, WAIT.

    Tell Rex to get the fuck outta there!
    It would just be like that armless cunt to shoot our Baneblade-dog-thing.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)22:50 No.17676795
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    >>17676757
    Not my fault, bro. Just something I found on the tubes.
    Have one that is animated.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)22:51 No.17676805
    >>17676791
    well time to whip out shining finger time and hand to hand rapefest!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)22:55 No.17676853
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    >>17676791
    My internets.... take them, along with this icy confection!!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)22:56 No.17676863
    >>17676791
    ...Whatever this is, my vote will go towards saving Mika.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)22:58 No.17676899
    Anybody who played mech-warrior knows that his core is going critical, we need to go.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)23:02 No.17676972
    >>17676899
    So, pick up Techpriestess, get to tank and then move like crazy?
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)23:03 No.17676977
    "That thing is going to blow!" You blurt out, grabbing onto Mika.

    "Wha-what!?" She cries back as you start pulling on her, scrambling over the seat on your way to the hatch release.

    You give it a turn.

    Nothing.

    "Cover your face!" You tell her, before doing the same and activating your lasfinger.

    The blast is enough to pop the cockpit open, and your mechanical arm is strong enough to lift it enough for Mika to crawl out.

    Wedging the door open with a chunk of seat you ripped out, you wriggle out of the narrow opening as well.

    Mika's waiting for you, peering down in shock and terror at the height. No ladder on the Titan now.

    "W-well we can use the rungs..." She points to them on the side of the frame.

    "No time, there's no time!" You shout, already having scooped her up.

    "Y-y-you don't mean!?"

    "Tallyhoooooooo!!!!"

    With that final cry, you jump off the back of the Titan. In retrospect, as you fall from the now quite alarming height, that may not have been the most sound of plans.

    You land, hard, almost.

    Rex got next to you and raised his barrel up at an angle, an angle you slide down, barely managing to keep your balance as your feet throb in protest.

    The friction manages to slow your fall somewhat, but you still go sliding off of the tank entirely, falling to your knees as you hit the ground.

    "O-owww...." You grimace, but you don't have time for pain at the moment.

    Jumping back onto the rear of the baneblade, you slap it on the top armor.

    "Go dog, get us the fuck out of here!"

    The baneblade barks its response and starts speeding off away from the collapsed Reaver.

    Sure enough, Chaos had rigged the reactor and magazines to blow, which they do. The heat wave you can feel from several hundred yards away.

    Rex barely gets you out of shrapnel range in time.

    You breath a sigh of overwhelming relief as you watch the fireball beginning to fade in the distance.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)23:04 No.17676995
    >>17676972
    no theres a beastie in the other thing, we fight it, throw it at the explosion that will insue, then walk away being a boss carrying the techpriestess bridal style.

    ESPECIALLY since we are made of awesome.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)23:04 No.17677000
    >>17676977
    I vote we check how Mika is doing.
    I hope she's alright...
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)23:05 No.17677011
    >>17676995
    Well I kind of assume carrying Mika bridal style was assumed.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)23:05 No.17677014
    >>17676977
    Cool guys don't.... oh wait.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)23:07 No.17677038
    "U-ummm..." Mika pipes up, and you notice you are still carrying her princess-style in your arms.

    "Don't act like you don't love it." You smirk, but you set the shy girl down on the back of the turret, where both of you take a seat.

    "Sorry about the Titan..." You begin, but Mika has taken hold of your hand.

    "I'm... I'm j-just glad we made it out." She smiles back at you.

    "Yeah, that was too close." You lay back on the cold metal of Rex's turret as he steers for home.

    When the baneblade finally comes to a stop, you help Mika down from it. Both of you are still feeling pretty shaky.

    "You alright? Not injured are you?" You ask as you set Mika back on her feet.

    "N-no, I don't t-think so..." She mumbles, making sure her mechanical arms are still working.

    "Good. I'm not a very good medic." You laugh. She smiles in return.

    [ ] Have her check on the state of your arm

    [ ] Sit around outside and talk, throw wrenches for Rex

    [ ] Offer to cook for her
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)23:09 No.17677052
    >>17677038
    [X] Have her check on the state of your arm

    Let's see how many more weapons she can pack in there.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)23:09 No.17677058
    >>17677038

    >[x] Offer to cook for her

    This is a lovely idea.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)23:09 No.17677061
    [X] Sit around outside and talk, throw wrenches for Rex
    AND THEN
    [X] Offer to cook for her

    I honestly don't see why we can't do both.
    Conversation, and then offering to cook for her?
    Sounds like a great way for things to go.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)23:10 No.17677065
    >>17677038
    Have her check the arm. It is her handywork after all
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)23:10 No.17677066
    >>17677038
    [X] Have her check on the state of your arm
    Techpriestess love fixin robot arms.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)23:10 No.17677070
    >>17677052
    this, because i literally trust no skill with us unless we decide to be best fisherman.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)23:11 No.17677077
    [ ] Sit around outside and talk, throw wrenches for Rex
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)23:11 No.17677087
    [X] Sit around outside and talk, throw wrenches for Rex

    Rex is a good boy. He just saved our lives, and we should chill with him for a while.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)23:12 No.17677091
    lets chat her up a bit, hang around. we don't do that nearly enough. even a Pimp of the Imperium needs some down time.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/25/12(Wed)23:12 No.17677095
    >>17677038
    >[X] Offer to cook for her

    Activat gentleman mode
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)23:12 No.17677096
    >>17677070
    Why not have both?
    >go-go gadget fishing rod
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)23:12 No.17677098
    Can we combine some stuff?
    I want to talk to Mika a little, and getting her food would be nice as well.

    After that, THEN we could ask her if she'd like to check on our arm.

    For a Techpriestess, that has to count as one hell of a romantic gesture.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)23:12 No.17677103
    check arm then talk then throw wrenches.
    >> Mr. Smile 01/25/12(Wed)23:13 No.17677110
    >[x] Offer to cook for her

    Because while the IG didn't have good life expectancy they did however teach you how to be a good cook.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)23:13 No.17677118
    sMika could do the calibrations, while we talk with her and throw rex wrenches with our meat arm.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)23:14 No.17677129
    >>17677038
    max doesn't know heads from tails about cooking, he's been living off guard rations.

    [x]sit and talk
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/25/12(Wed)23:15 No.17677144
    I say let her have a look at our arm.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)23:16 No.17677154
    I have to say, the lack of HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE kinda makes me feel.... I dunno, unsatisfied...
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)23:23 No.17677243
    [ x] Have her check on the state of your arm
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)23:23 No.17677244
    >>17677154
    I think the word you're looking for is 'afraid.'
    Because you know the HUEHUEHUE is out there.
    Waiting.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)23:23 No.17677251
    >>17677244
    this.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)23:26 No.17677298
    With a heave, you chuck the wrench as far as you can manage. Which, without the aid of the power armor, admittedly isn't very far.

    Rex doesn't seem to mind though, as he goes bounding off yet again in pursuit of the tool.

    "He really is a weird baneblade." Mika giggles, taking another sip of a drink she'd grabbed out of the base. She gave you one, but you've mostly ignored it.

    Now, having worked up quite a sweat; you sit down, set your hat aside to air out, and chug it all in one go.

    "Damn, that hit the spot." You comment after a refreshed "ahhhh".

    "Feeling better? W-what do you want to do?" Mika asks nonchalantly from her seat beside you.

    "Kick back and quit getting attacked, at least for a few hours." You chuckle, tossing aside the can.

    A long, quiet moment passes, but it isn't a bad one.

    The sun is setting, and that makes quite the backdrop to silhouette the gorgeous girl sitting next to you. She catches you staring, blushes hard, and turns away to watch the sun go down.

    "So, got any family?" She asks.

    "Yeah, a dorky little sister. You?"

    "M-me? Well, an older brother." She smiles down at her drink.

    "Siblings, can't live with them, can't toss them to the tyranid swarm." You sigh as you lay down, head in her lap.

    "Ah?!" Comes her easy-to-call reaction. She doesn't protest further though, and you actually feel her fingers touch the top of your head lightly.

    Her stomach growls.

    "Hungry?" You grin up at her embarrassed frown.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)23:28 No.17677331
    >>17677298
    probably time to attempt cooking, will fail horribly.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)23:32 No.17677388
    "N-n-not r-really!"

    "Liar. Lets go, I'll make you something."

    Despite her continued protests, you take her by the hand and lead her back into the admech base.

    With a quick stop underneath SLaDOS for directions, you head off to find the kitchen. The winding tunnels seem to take forever to even get to that, but you finally find yourself in a large industrial cooking facility.

    "Well, I certainly don't need this many ovens, but I can make do." You survey the place, hands on your hips.

    "What do you want?" You turn back and ask Mika.

    "I-I'm not picky." She replies with a faint smile.

    "Great, I'll pick!"

    The truth is, however, you don't even know where to START. What are all of these dials? What does Esh do to make her food so good? How did Helena used to make stuff for you?

    You don't let any of this get to you. You are going to try your hand at this cooking, and flavor will yield to your awesomeness, damn it all.

    1d20 for iron chef
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)23:34 No.17677410
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>17677388
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)23:34 No.17677414
    rolled 15 = 15

    Prepare for failure!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)23:34 No.17677416
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>17677388
    Here we go...
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)23:34 No.17677420
    rolled 13 = 13

    SHIT!! HEED THIS!

    WRITE HELENA A LETTER!

    or at least remember to, and ask mika to remind us to WRITE HELENA A LETTER
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)23:35 No.17677426
    >>17677416
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)23:35 No.17677427
    >>17677416
    Fantastic
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)23:35 No.17677428
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    >>17677298
    >mfw when frederick is her brother
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)23:35 No.17677429
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    rolled 13 = 13

    >>17677388

    Rolling for extra deliciousness.
    >> Platyspy 01/25/12(Wed)23:35 No.17677438
    rolled 20 = 20

    >>17677416
    well shit
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)23:36 No.17677442
    >>17677429
    too late, critical fail >.<
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)23:36 No.17677443
    ...Great.
    Can we just have a short huehuehue, and then move to one of the other, non-1 posts?
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/25/12(Wed)23:36 No.17677446
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>17677416

    There's that huehuehue
    >> HUEmarine 01/25/12(Wed)23:36 No.17677449
    rolled 15 = 15

    For great flavor!!!

    >>17677154
    ps, ^ is me
    >> Platyspy 01/25/12(Wed)23:37 No.17677462
    >>17677438
    double shit
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/25/12(Wed)23:37 No.17677471
    >>17677438
    And countered!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)23:38 No.17677472
    >>17677449
    And now you get your HUEHUEHUE.
    All's well that ends... well?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)23:38 No.17677477
    >>17677438
    I really don't see why natural 20's can't at least remove a Natural 1.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)23:39 No.17677493
    >>17677477
    that's up to Papa-N
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)23:39 No.17677494
    >>17677477

    Because a HLQ without HUEHUEHUE is like a day without sunshine.
    >> HUEmarine 01/25/12(Wed)23:39 No.17677497
    >>17677472
    I know, I'm looking forward to the HUEHUEHUE
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)23:40 No.17677507
    >>17677416

    YES!!!!

    I CAN FEEL THE HUEHUEHUE OVER TAKING ME.

    IT IS A GOOD PAIN!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)23:40 No.17677510
    >>17677494
    Well, at least we get to go and use the other rolls after the huehuehue, like we usually do...
    >> dice+1d20 Greyhat 01/25/12(Wed)23:41 No.17677514
    Minced and seared grox flanks over rice, covered in its own gravy- with steamed broccoli on the side. What could go wrong?
    >> Greyhat 01/25/12(Wed)23:42 No.17677525
    rolled 11 = 11

    >>17677514

    Well fuck. I guess that could go wrong.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)23:42 No.17677527
    >>17677514
    dice rolling
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)23:43 No.17677537
    >>17677510
    >>17677443
    See, if I were you guys I wouldn't be saying things like this because it might draw Papa's attention to the fact that you don't take these rolls seriously.

    At least I look on the HUEHUEHUE as a humorous interlude.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/25/12(Wed)23:43 No.17677538
    The "food" We make is going to rape us, I just know it.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)23:43 No.17677540
    The more you continue this whole "cooking" endeavor, the less and less you are sure of your skills.

    The fact that purple tentacles are thrashing around the pot, which is steaming with a blue hue, doesn't settle you one bit.

    'What the fuck, I didn't even use calamari..." You prod one of the tentacles.

    Which promptly latches onto your wrist.

    "What is this, I don't even..."

    A torrent of wriggling tentacles shoot out from the pot, more and more grabbing hold of you with their suckers.

    "Mmmmmkkaaaaaaa!!!!" Your cry for help is muffled as a tentacle latches around your mouth.

    A gooey, semi-translucent man appears from the pot. He looks kind of familiar, from some ancient films from Terra.

    "I knew a guy once who looked like you. One day... bam!" The monstrous food creature says, "Raped him with tentacles."

    That certainly doesn't sound pleasant! You kick and struggle, but its no use, the tentacles are simply too strong.

    "Guess what?! I've got a fever, and the only prescription... is more tentacles."

    Dozens more shoot out of the pot.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)23:44 No.17677547
    >>17677537
    I DO care - it's just that I want more time with Mika.
    >> HUEmarine !UGnRYF8tC2 01/25/12(Wed)23:45 No.17677563
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    >>17677540
    IT HAS ARRIVED, THE HUEHUEHUEING SHALL COMMENCE!!!!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)23:45 No.17677565
    >>17677540
    papa-n played dusty's castle?
    >> Greyhat 01/25/12(Wed)23:46 No.17677568
    >>17677538
    >>17677540

    Mother fucker.
    >> Platyspy 01/25/12(Wed)23:47 No.17677578
    can we at least go and use my nat 20 now?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)23:48 No.17677597
    >>17677578
    Seconded.
    Let's wine and dine the sweet Mika.
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/25/12(Wed)23:49 No.17677602
    >>17677578
    You are obviously new here. The quest and the Nat 20 will resume after huehuehue
    >> Platyspy 01/25/12(Wed)23:51 No.17677627
    >>17677602
    I know that, I was just wondering if the HUEHUEHUE was over yet
    >> Greyhat 01/25/12(Wed)23:52 No.17677647
    >>17677627

    It is never over.
    >> HUEmarine !UGnRYF8tC2 01/25/12(Wed)23:52 No.17677652
    >>17677627
    Considering papa reads the posts, he might just continue it for shitzengiggles
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)23:59 No.17677753
    "Honey, I'm hooommmeeee!" Ra'alman wriggles itself through a doorway, still dripping wet somehow.

    "Oh great, I was just telling junior here about the tentacle rape."

    "Great, we'll rape him together!"

    No matter how you struggle, you can't stop the inevitable. Ra'alman opens it's great jaws, and swallows the both of you whole.

    "Isn't this feeling great? I love it." The tentacle-food-beast comments joyfully.

    ...

    After endless, countless, hopeless hours of fertilizing eggs, you hang limp in your bonds.

    "No more..." You gasp. Even the energizing tentacles don't seem to be working now.

    "Well, no matter. After all, you can't escape from here. No, your my little sperm blaster, for ever and ever!" Ra'alman coos.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)00:00 No.17677757
    Papa's been quiet for a while now.
    I suspect the rape train still has a fair amount of steam.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)00:01 No.17677773
    >>17677757
    >>17677753
    And just like magic...
    >> HUEmarine !UGnRYF8tC2 01/26/12(Thu)00:03 No.17677793
    >>17677773
    nice quads, work out much?
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/26/12(Thu)00:05 No.17677814
    Mika must have seen you struggling as you try to slap some stuff together, because she stands next to you and starts rolling up her sleeves.

    "Huh? What are you doing?" You ask when she starts running hot water.

    "Its obvious you need some help, so w-we'll cook t-together..." She smiles nervously.

    While you had kind of wanted to make her something yourself, she's absolutely right. You know fuckall about cooking.

    "I'll let you pick, and try to help." You smile helplessly.

    "How about stir fry?" She asks, drying off her hands.

    "That sounds excellent."

    As much as you try to help, it seems like she's got it fairly under control. Though you make it a point to chop up all the meat and vegetables for her as she heats the wok.

    Watching her work is quite memorizing. Her two mechanical arms help her out quite a bit as she flips, stirs, taste-tests...

    "Y-you don't have to stare, it-its not that cool..." She blushes.

    Not that you can help yourself from staring.

    With the food finally done, you carry it over to the table and insist she sits down. Despite continued protests, you serve her a bowl first before filling your own.

    The meal is quite good, if not quite enough to go toe-to-toe with Esh's cooking. Though you have to give Mika some credit, as Esh likely has a couple decades more experience under her short belt.

    "This is really good!" You say after a particularly good piece of meat.

    "Its n-nothing special." She smiles, looking embarrassed but pleased.

    "You helped out quite a bit with it." Mika lets you know.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)00:05 No.17677821
    >>17677793
    All day, erry day, baby.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/26/12(Thu)00:06 No.17677829
    "Nah, it was all you babe." You add the last word just to see her startled reaction, which is something you would never get tired of watching.

    After both of you finish, you insist she remains seated as you clean up. This time she doesn't argue, and just sits, smiling as she watches you work.

    You don't mind, she deserves a break after everything you've put her through today. Hell, you deserve a break too.

    "Is there anywhere to relax here?" You ask, finally finished with the cleanup.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)00:06 No.17677831
    >>17677753
    soon, we'll have enough evaluations to get a scene from the emperor.

    wait. fuck.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/26/12(Thu)00:07 No.17677841
    “Relax? Who said you get to relax?”

    With a jolt you look back to Mika, only it isn’t her. Instead, Lycheria grins wickedly back at you. In place of Mika’s mechanical arms, are mechanical arms.

    Tipped in multi-pronged orifice destroyers.

    Dozens of noise marines file in through the doors, their terror song beginning to blare.

    “HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE BRBRBRBRBRBRBR!!!!!!!!!!!!”

    Lycheria cackles as you try to run, but find your paths blocked. You notice at the same time, a sick feeling in your gut, that you are transforming into a girl again.

    “Noooooo!!!” You cry out in your high, shrill voice.

    “Let’s have some fun, this beat is sick, I’m going to rape you with my massive dick!” Lycheria sings, before knocking you onto a table and unzipping her corset.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)00:08 No.17677853
    >>17677841
    Whoa! Double HUEHUE!
    Papa's in great form tonight!
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)00:09 No.17677859
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    >>17677841

    That's more like it!
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/26/12(Thu)00:09 No.17677860
    >>17677841
    WHERE THE FAUCK ARE THE BRAKES!?!?!!?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)00:10 No.17677868
    >>17677841
    the rhyme at the end......oh god.....I can't breathe

    ROFLMAO
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)00:10 No.17677871
    >>17677860
    >we won't need brakes where we're going...
    >> HUEmarine !UGnRYF8tC2 01/26/12(Thu)00:15 No.17677922
    >>17677853
    I think he's trying to make u for the lack of HUEHUE in the last few threads.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/26/12(Thu)00:17 No.17677954
    "R-relax?" Mika asks, quite unsure.

    "Yeah, somewhere we can just lay out and be lazy and whatnot." You groan for emphasis, stretching your arms over your head.

    "Well, th-there might be a few places..." She thinks, still seated at the table.

    "Anywhere that doesn't involve fish monsters, horrible aliens, or newly armed baddies is fine by me." You tell her.

    "T-tired?" She asks with a smile.

    "Dead beat." You nod.

    "I'll let you pick..." Mika tells you the places you could potentially relax.

    [ ] Couches in the briefing room

    [ ] Seats in the planetarium

    [ ] The officer's lounge
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/26/12(Thu)00:17 No.17677960
    “I’ll tell you where we can relax, right in your ass!” Lycheria cackles as she thrusts yet again. It’s too much, your thin, womanly body can’t handle it.

    “P-please! No more!” You shout, spitting out a noise marine plasma rifle after it shot it’s load down your throat and right into your stomach.

    “No more? No more?!?!? HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE!!!!” Lycheria’s hips slam into you even harder, to the point you are visibly sliding on top of the table.

    Something hot shoots out inside your guts as the crazed futa sister slows, stopping to a crawl.

    “Next!” She shouts, and a noise marine takes her place.
    >> HUEmarine !UGnRYF8tC2 01/26/12(Thu)00:18 No.17677970
    >>17677954
    [x] Seats in the planetarium
    Watch the stars and woo the little techmistress
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)00:19 No.17677974
    >>17677954
    [X] The officer's lounge

    Let's take Mika to a classy joint.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 01/26/12(Thu)00:20 No.17677987
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    >>17677841
    Let the Song that Shall End this World commence! HUE For the HUE God, BrrrrBrrrr for the BrrrrBrrrr Throne!
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)00:22 No.17678009
    >>17677970

    Seconded

    Making love underneath the stars

    Alllllllrrrrrriiiiigggggghhhhhhttttttt
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/26/12(Thu)00:22 No.17678014
    >>17677960
    NO! BAD BONER! I WILL SNAP YOU MYSELF UNLESS YOU STOP!!
    >>17677954
    [X] Couches in the briefing room
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)00:24 No.17678032
    [ ] The officer's lounge

    mika being a prim and proper techpriestess, she's probaly never been in there. lets treat her to the lounge

    and write helena a letter, goddamnit.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)00:24 No.17678037
    [x] The officer's lounge
    because she isn't a smelly pirate hooker
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/26/12(Thu)00:26 No.17678051
    Huh? You all want to drag her down to Lycheria's lair and watch as she gets used by all the noise marines?

    Man, you guys are pretty heartless.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)00:27 No.17678060
    >>17678051
    I don't, but I totally also do >.<
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)00:27 No.17678065
    >>17678051
    Oh Papa, you read my mind!
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)00:27 No.17678066
    as long as that damn letter gets written
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)00:27 No.17678068
    >>17678051

    >You all want to drag her down to Lycheria's lair and watch as she gets used by all the noise marines?

    Oh did we? We meant we'd thought about it. It happened in a dream sequence. The kind of thing we'd never be heretical enough to make happen.
    >> HUEmarine !UGnRYF8tC2 01/26/12(Thu)00:27 No.17678070
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    >>17678051
    ....varying degrees of want in that statement....
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)00:28 No.17678071
    >>17677954
    [X] Officer's lounge

    Bitches love stylish rooms
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)00:28 No.17678076
    im down
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)00:28 No.17678082
    >>17678068
    EXTRA HERESY, SIR.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/26/12(Thu)00:29 No.17678088
    >>17678051
    >Futa Lycheria x Mika
    I SAID STOP BONER!!!!
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)00:32 No.17678125
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    Dammit.....
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)00:33 No.17678131
    [x] The officer's lounge

    Man, Papa, save some HUEHUE for the the other girls!
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 01/26/12(Thu)00:33 No.17678139
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    >>17678051
    >>17678051
    >Huehuehuehuehue?
    Huehuehuehue.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)00:34 No.17678140
    >>17678131
    Oh god, Esh huehuehue...
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)00:34 No.17678152
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    >>17677954
    [x]planetarium
    >"What do you think about the planetarium? That beautiful twinkling of eternity that will never fade, no matter when... All the stars in all the sky are waiting for you."
    ... damn it ;_;
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/26/12(Thu)00:35 No.17678156
    so what's your ideal threesome for thsi quest(foursome if the twins)
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/26/12(Thu)00:37 No.17678183
    >>17678156
    Esh, Kaleshi and twins
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)00:37 No.17678188
    >>17678156
    top 3:
    tsundar/twins
    coggirl/yanderecon
    SoBs/Daemonettes super orgy
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)00:38 No.17678190
    >>17678156
    Mika, Ailia and, I'm thinking, Esh.
    That would make a nice combo.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)00:39 No.17678201
    mika, kaleshi, and esh.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)00:39 No.17678202
    >>17678190

    Oh goodness yes. Alia, Esh and Mika.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)00:40 No.17678211
    Threesome is three including u
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 01/26/12(Thu)00:40 No.17678214
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    >>17678183
    Mhm. That'd be an interesting proposition... An Eldar, a Daemon princess, and not one, but two Dark Eldar...

    It'd be a hard road, especially in convincing Esh to even think of the idea... but it'd end in nookie that would probably summon Slaaneesh itself to the material realm.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)00:40 No.17678215
    >>17678190
    Dammit, ok, I read that wrong.
    What my answer would be is, Mika and Ailia.

    Though I wouldn't mind Mika and the DE twins.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/26/12(Thu)00:40 No.17678218
    "How about we head to the officer's lounge?" You ask her.

    "Well, I do kind of want to see the inside of it, b-but I don't want to get in trouble..."

    "Trouble? I'm a Commissar, I'm THE Commissar, no one is going to give us any trouble."

    "O-okay." Mika says brightly, and you again take her hand in yours as you help her from her seat.

    Though she has to take lead, as you don't have a clue where you are in this massive complex. How she manages to is quite a mystery, or at least you think so.

    "It-its right in here..." She pauses outside the door, which is higher-class looking than the others you've passed on the way here.

    Well, no turning back now. You push it open and lead her inside.

    The officer's lounge is plush, no question. Smooth magenta seats are placed about it, half dark in the slightly dimmed lights. There is a full bar, you notice, as well as a stage and at least a dozen couches.

    "Man, lucky sons of bitches." You marvel.

    "It is pretty amazing." She capcoms.

    The two of you wander around for a little while, checking out the smooth fabric and the thick cushions. Mika laughs as you spend several minutes alone checking out the bar.

    "Want me to make you anything? I can't cook, but I can make a drink." You look up from the fridge.

    "How about an oiler?"

    "...A what?!"

    "Err... Umm... Chocolate milk with coffee liquor and a spash of blackberry liquor."

    While the though of that drink hurts your brain stuff, you mix it up nonetheless before pouring yourself a tall glass of "Creed's Imperial Stout". Noticing the caption on the keg in the cooler reads "You won't notice the flavor until he wants you to."
    >> HUEmarine !UGnRYF8tC2 01/26/12(Thu)00:41 No.17678222
    >>17678156
    Esh Mika and the daemonettes.... All of them...
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)00:41 No.17678226
    17678211
    and Kaleshi and Deldar twins
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)00:41 No.17678227
    >>17678201
    Still disappointed we didn't get some khornette tail in the last couple threads, fucking horus.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)00:41 No.17678232
    >>17678211
    or them, and we shit in the corner and masturbate

    >>at first.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/26/12(Thu)00:42 No.17678242
    >>17678156
    Fishfag, Yanderecron
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/26/12(Thu)00:42 No.17678245
    >>17678214
    Maybe then the god of joy could finaly reconcile with his/her creators.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)00:43 No.17678261
    a stage?

    time for mika and SLaDOS to do the duet
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)00:44 No.17678265
    >>17678218
    >Chocolate milk with coffee liquor and a spash of blackberry liquor.
    that sounds... um... huh...
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)00:44 No.17678275
    >>17678227
    we got super daemonette orgy first time around, it was frontloaded.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)00:45 No.17678285
    chocolate milk is double heresy!
    >> HUEmarine !UGnRYF8tC2 01/26/12(Thu)00:45 No.17678286
    >>17678218
    Do you realise that I will now stop at nothing to mix and consume an oiler?
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/26/12(Thu)00:46 No.17678291
    >>17678214
    Glad to see I'm not the only one who thinks that way
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)00:47 No.17678306
    >>17678218

    Just for the lovely hedonists in this thread:


    The Emperor's Will - Equal parts vodka and apple juice, shaken and chilled. Garnish with a chunk of fresh ginger.

    Nurgle's Rot - 1 measure of lime cordial, 1 measure of southern comfort, 6 measures of lemonade. Drizzle at least 1 measure of Bailey's on top for curdled, boogery appearance. Do not stir.

    BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD - Bloody Mary in a very large glass without celery. Optional - add 1 measure of drippings from rare hamburger.

    Just as Planned - Cuervo Margarita with an extra shot of Blue Curaco, frozen.

    Imperial Guardsman - Near Beer

    Prometheum - Tequila and Habanero hot sauce

    The Greater Good - Club soda (designated drivers; serving the greater good in the greatest way...)

    WAAAAAAAAGH! - 1 shot of goddamn everything in a very big frosty mug.

    The Warp - Espresso, Vodka, and Vicodin.

    Ulthwe's Tears - 1 measure Tia Maria, 1measure Creme de Cacao, 1shot Espresso, topped with double cream.

    The Dreadnaught - 3 shots Jack Daniels, 1 shot Sake, crushed mint and ginger ale. "EVEN IN DEATH (hic), I'M STILL PISSED!"

    The Green Tide - Glass of leftover green beer from St. Patrick's day with 2 shots of bourbon.

    The Monolith - 2 shots gin, 1 shot lime juice, 1 shot vermouth

    The Inquisition - 10 ounces of bourbon, 2 ounces of orange juice, 2 ounces of grenadine
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)00:47 No.17678309
    >>17678286
    report back when you figure out the proper ratio.

    THE OMNISSIAH WILL GUIDE YOUR DRUNKEN KEYSTROKES
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/26/12(Thu)00:48 No.17678316
    >>17678242
    DO NOT WANT
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)00:48 No.17678318
    >>17678286
    actually yes i second that
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)00:49 No.17678321
    >>17678286
    You could start with a white russian except with chocolate milk and add blackberry to taste though the oiler didn't mention vodka.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)00:49 No.17678327
    >>17678306
    oh man, i haven't seen that list in years. You're missing some though, including that one crazy slaaneshi drink that had like chocolate and mint and the rules were you had to stir a perfect spiral into the top and if you screwed up you had to chug and make another one until you get it right.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)00:50 No.17678330
    >>17678306
    The Bolter Bitch - 1 shot amaretto, 1 shot vodka, Add cranberry juice to taste (4-6 ounces). Pour 1 shot cola over top.

    Angry Eldar - 1 shot white rum, 1 shot triple sec, 1 shot gin, 1 shot gold tequila. Pour into glass of iced Fresca.

    Melta Bomb - 3 shots Midori Melon liqueur, 1 shot DeKuyper Sour Apple, 1 shot rum, 1 shot sweet and sour.

    Slaaneshi Whore - (all measures are EXACT. You should obsess over this drink as you make it.)
    4 oz of citrus fruit flavored schnapps
    4 oz creme de menthe
    4 oz sprite OR 2 oz club soda and 2 oz citrus juice of choice
    4 oz Everclear
    insert long handled spoon
    lightly drizzle godiva chocolate liquor on top
    stir SLOWLY exactly 4 times, making a spiral pattern with the liquor.
    CAREFULLY remove the spoon
    garnish 1 sprig of mint with exactly 4 leaves in the center of the spiral.
    consume.

    Repeat until it's perfect, or your liver fails.

    The Chaos Spawn - Pour one jigger each of vodka, whiskey, and orange bitters into a glass. Ask bartender to add a shot of "something else" into the mix - do not specify what.
    >> Hunter 01/26/12(Thu)00:50 No.17678331
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    >>17678242
    THANK YOU SIR, MAY I HAVE ANOTHER!!
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)00:51 No.17678341
    >>17678330

    Genestealer surprise.

    1oz. Peach Schnapps
    1 tsp. Bailey's Irish Cream
    2 drops Grenadine
    1 tsp. Black Opalline Liquor

    Heat until it's right at your pain tolerance
    Drink quickly.

    The Hammerhead: - 2 shots Absynthe, 1 shot Creme de Menth

    Deep Strike: 2 shots Jägermeister, 2 shots Cinnamon Schnapps.

    RED ONES GO FASTA:
    4 ounces Red Bull, 1 ounce cheap Red Wine, 1/4 ounce Red Cherry Liqueur and 4 ounces johnny walker red blended in ice with 5 ounces of Fanta red.

    Fire Warrior:
    1 Jigger Rumplemiltz
    1 Jigger Goldshlagger
    1 Jigger cinnamon Shnapps
    Served with a jalapeno as garnish

    Exterminatus- 2 shots stolichnaya in large glass or mason jar, filled almost the rest of the way with a green energy drink (i prefer monster import). Add 2 shots of jagermeister.

    STEEL REHN:
    1 Jigger Patron Silver
    1 Jigger Ciroc Vodka
    1 Jigger Bacardi Silver
    Ice

    Governor Derosa:
    One whiskey Glass
    1 shot Ameretto
    1 shot Cognac
    1 shot campaign

    Sacred Machine Oil
    Stein glass
    large spoon
    Imperial Russian Stout
    Jager
    Ouzo
    poor in equal amounts all but Ouzo
    slowly poor over spoon so it ladles into the stein
    shot of ouzo

    Warprift
    4cl Vodka
    2cl Blue Curaco
    2cl Tequila Rose
    2cl Lime Juice
    2cl Grenadine
    pour everything in a highball glass, do not stir, then fill up with sprite.

    Morning on a Exotide World
    3cl Absynthe
    2cl Minttu
    1 slice of Lime
    >It will be thick as tar and twice as black. Will knock you on your ass
    >> HUEmarine !UGnRYF8tC2 01/26/12(Thu)00:51 No.17678345
    >>17678309
    >>17678318
    I'm now planning a trip to an alcohol wholesaler tomorow.... I shall report my findings at the thread immediately after.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/26/12(Thu)00:52 No.17678357
    ...Which must mean it's entirely flavo... No wait, there it is.

    Mika sips her drink appreciatively, looking around the posh room again.

    "Want to go sit on a couch? Flip on the hologram and see if anything good is on?" You ask her.

    "That... That sounds nice." She agrees with a smile.

    The two of you pass by the stage, and you can't help but poke a little fun.

    "Wow, you and SLaDOS should totally do that duet here for me." You knock on the hard wood of it's raised floor.

    "I-I couldn't possibly d-do that!" She almost looks as though she's about to faint from embarrassment.

    "Ah, maybe next time." You continue to troll her softly before both of you take a seat on one of the larger couches.

    Reaching out, you grab the one piece of technology you know and can operate with your eyes closed, and you often have.

    "Oh remote control, how I've missed you." You grin down at the device, and Mika giggles.

    The two of you get quite relaxed on the couch, though several times you get back up to go fetch drinks. By this point, Mika's cheeks are starting to turn pink and to be honest with yourself, you are starting to feel the effects.

    "Ahh... Its so hot in here..." Mika sighs, before standing up and dropping her robes.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)00:53 No.17678366
    >>17678357
    Yes, yes, yes.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/26/12(Thu)00:53 No.17678372
    >all these delicious drinks being posted
    >all I have in my fridge is good bourben, cheap Rum, and a jug of bottom shelf vodka.

    Damn it, guess I know where I'm spending the hundred dollars I allot to myself next month.
    >> Hunter 01/26/12(Thu)00:54 No.17678379
    >>17678357
    and twenty threads of patience is about to pay off
    >> HUEmarine !UGnRYF8tC2 01/26/12(Thu)00:54 No.17678380
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    >>17678357
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)00:54 No.17678384
    >>17678357
    AND HER HIPS ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN BECAUSE THEY'RE METAL AND THERE'S NO HOLE.

    and then SLaDOS robotentacle rape
    >> HUEmarine !UGnRYF8tC2 01/26/12(Thu)00:56 No.17678401
    >>17678384
    Now that you've typed that, and I assume Papa read it, i am fully expecting HUEHUEHUE, AND I LIKE IT!!!
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)00:56 No.17678407
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    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)00:56 No.17678410
    >>17678372
    face-eater squig
    1 part Vodka
    2 parts Tabasco sauce
    seasalt-rimmed glass. nice n toothy
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)00:58 No.17678424
    >>17678372
    hey man, good bourbon is all you need.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)01:00 No.17678449
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    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)01:01 No.17678461
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    damnit papa, right when its bed time. early morning work.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)01:01 No.17678466
    >>17678461
    Sleep is for the weak.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 01/26/12(Thu)01:02 No.17678472
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    >>17678461
    I know that feel. I have to be up in 8 hours... and tomorrow is payday... Damnit Papa...
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/26/12(Thu)01:03 No.17678475
    You can't help yourself, you reach out and touch her.

    "Ahh?!" She jumps in surprise, craning her neck to look back at you.

    Well, perhaps grabbing her butt was a bit bold. Even if she is still wearing pants.

    "M-Max?!" She says, looking like she doesn't know what to do.

    "It looked too nice, I had to." You shrug and take your hand off.

    "I-I... I... I didn't s-s-say you had... To s-stop..." She blusters her way through the sentence.

    "I have a better idea." You stand up, taking her by the waist as you do, before helping her back down onto the couch.

    Your heart is beating at a million beats a second as you look down at the shy admech girl blushing underneath you. Slaanesh would make a beat with the rythem your thumper is making.

    "Mika..." You whisper her name as you lower yourself down, and kiss her.

    With a mind of their own, your hands have already started tugging at her buttons, gently pulling on fabric. You can only pay attention to the kiss for so long, however, before you realize you've got her down to her underwear.

    "Heh, I knew you were a thong girl." You tease.

    "N-not all the t-time..." She pouts.

    "Hmm... I wonder what's underneath it..." You smile as you slip your fingers down, and they are met with smooth skin.

    "Hah!?" Her hips buck at your touch, and she looks even more flustered than before.

    Though after several moments, she seems to be getting more into it. Her startled gasps now replaced with quiet moans.

    "Q-quit t-teasing me already, g-geez..." She looks away from you as she says it, as though she didn't want you to watch her utter such lewd things.
    >> PAHPAH-EHN 01/26/12(Thu)01:03 No.17678477
    >>17678357

    ...only to reveal her two 16" cocks, now standing fully erect.
    "Uh, Mik-" You try to say as a tentacle shoves it's way down your throat. "Hello again my little cum slave~" purrs Ra'alman as you notice Mika taking position behind you.
    You try to break free, but your claws arn't strong en- wait, claws? No, the claws are now noisemarines, raping your nipples.

    You are slowly driven insane by the constant BRBRBRBRBR and HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE, hell you think SLaDOS joined in at one point...
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)01:03 No.17678484
    >>17678466
    tiredness begets heresy, heresy begets retribution.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/26/12(Thu)01:04 No.17678496
    >>17678477
    >part-way into a troll post
    >read this

    Works for me
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/26/12(Thu)01:04 No.17678497
    >>17678472
    Britfag here, its just gone 6am... good thing lectures start next week rather than now.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 01/26/12(Thu)01:05 No.17678501
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    >>17678477
    Heretical Love, now with extra trolling...
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)01:05 No.17678506
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    >>17678477
    well done.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)01:06 No.17678511
    >>17678496
    Awww man, does this mean you're going to be outsourcing HUEHUEHUE from now on?
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/26/12(Thu)01:07 No.17678526
    Back in ten or fifteen, need to fill up my trukk so I can make it the ~30 miles to class in the morning. Completely forgot to do this, sorry.

    >>17678511
    >outsource my life energy
    lolno
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)01:07 No.17678527
    >>17678484
    SLEEPING MEANS YOU AREN'T BEING PRODUCTIVE, NOT BEING PRODUCTIVE IS HERESY, THEREFORE SLEEP IS HERESY!
    >> Hunter 01/26/12(Thu)01:08 No.17678534
    >>17678511
    This works for me... huehuehueHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/26/12(Thu)01:11 No.17678553
    >>17678477
    ...real subtle there
    >> PAHPAH-EHN 01/26/12(Thu)01:11 No.17678554
    >>17678534
    I FEEL THE HUE OVERTAKING ME
    IT IS A GOOD BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)01:12 No.17678558
    >>17678497

    SHIT NIG, IT'S SIX AM?

    I have work in about five hours.

    Fuck you, Papa, and your horribly addicive / heretical stories
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)01:17 No.17678598
    So. No Papa.
    wat do?

    I'm thinkin' we have HUEHUEHUE tryouts.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)01:19 No.17678615
    >>17678598
    Nah, we can never measure up to Papa N.
    I say we don't.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)01:32 No.17678729
    And that's me out.
    I expect this thread to be archived by the time I wake up.
    Goodnight, Elegan/tg/entlemen
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/26/12(Thu)01:36 No.17678756
    You smile down at her as she grabs your shirt, clutching it lightly in her grasp.

    "Don't like being teased?" You smile, acting a little evil as you tease her even more lightly.

    "It-its e-embarrassing..." Her hands tighten slightly.

    "Heh, don't lie, you like it." You smirk.

    Mika squirms, but you don't let up. She bites her lip and her legs cross.

    "Hah..." She's panting slightly, and your fingers are now quite wet.

    "See, you do like this." You hold up your fingers to show her, and the shy tech-priestess hides her face.

    "D-d-don't sh-show me th-that!"

    You gently move her arms aside, revealing her flush cheeks and wide eyes. Another kiss seems to calm her down, but you stop at a light tug on your shirt.

    "N-no fair..." She averts her eyes but tugs on the shirt again.
    >> Anon !!nCdnB5wKcIC 01/26/12(Thu)01:38 No.17678779
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    VICTOLY!
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/26/12(Thu)01:51 No.17678893
    "Oh, how rude of me." You grin, sitting up and pulling off your shirt. She tries to make it appear that she isn't staring, which makes it all the more obvious that she is.

    You take the opportunity to remove your pants, tossing them lightly onto a nearby chair. Mika blushes even harder.

    "You're pretty cute you know." You smirk as she smiles lightly.

    "R-really?"

    "Yeah, very." As if to prove your point, you give her a smootch on the neck, than a playful bite, which causes her to flinch slightly.

    Reading the cues, you take the chance and pop the clasp on her bra. It falls to the sides, revealing her very not mechanical breasts.

    "Oh! Those are really nice!"

    Your comment elicits just a faint moan of slightly frustrated shyness. Taking a further chance, you pull her thong aside.

    "Are you ready?" You ask, noticing now how uncomfortable she seems.

    "Ahh... I can't s-say... Err... Mmmmmm...." But despite her inability, her body is telling you its ready.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/26/12(Thu)01:52 No.17678905
    ohshi- thread dead?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)01:53 No.17678914
    >>17678905
    Maybe?

    Hang on lemme czech
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)01:54 No.17678922
    >>17678914
    Nah we good. Shit is bumping and everything.

    Also this is excellent.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/26/12(Thu)01:55 No.17678930
    >>17678905
    No still here
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)01:55 No.17678931
    >>17678905
    nononono I'm here.
    We've just been waiting for some hot techpriestess action for a while, so we're silent with anticipation
    >> HUEmarine !UGnRYF8tC2 01/26/12(Thu)01:55 No.17678934
    >>17678905
    at work, just finished up some paperwork.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)01:55 No.17678937
    >>17678905
    Well I'm still lurking
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)01:55 No.17678938
    >>17678905
    can't talk. waiting for more posts so we can fap.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)01:56 No.17678948
    oshi- thread?
    >> Anon !!nCdnB5wKcIC 01/26/12(Thu)01:58 No.17678970
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    >>17678905
    was scared i killed it, but phew! nope, still good!
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/26/12(Thu)02:05 No.17679026
    >aight, just making sure

    Despite yourself, for some reason you are embarrassed now. You can feel your own face growing warmer as you finally remove your boxers.

    "B-b-be g-gentle with me..." Mika bites her lip, her eyes fixated on your inquisition.

    "I will." Is all you can manage. In truth, your speech is failing you.

    With one small push, you slide in slightly.

    "Ahhh!" Mika's hands grab your sides roughly, her fingernails digging in slightly.

    "Sorry!" You start to back up, but she stops you.

    "N-no. D-don't stop..." You can tell she's quite scared, but she wants this.

    Its not like you want to stop now, either. So, as slowly as you can manage, you push your sword deeper into the sheath.

    Mika squirms and flinches at each inch, biting her lip and her right hand clutching the fabric of the couch. After what feels like an agonizing hours-long struggle, you are hilted.

    "Does it hurt?" You ask, staying immobile.

    "Y-yeah, a bit..." She says through gritted teeth.

    Unable to help yourself, you look down at the union. The slight tinge of blood is the first thing you notice.

    "Sorry." You apologize, feeling a bit bad.

    "D-don't be, I wanted this. I-I... I wanted you." As she says it, she does something fairly peculiar for her. She's looking right in your eyes.
    >> HUEmarine !UGnRYF8tC2 01/26/12(Thu)02:07 No.17679040
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    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)02:08 No.17679045
    >>17679040
    Holy shit, that pic is epic. Saved.

    Fucking hebrew captchas.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)02:09 No.17679055
    whats ohshi- thread?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)02:12 No.17679081
    >>17679055
    4chan's version of OSHA
    you know, making sure to remind you to have both feet flat on the floor slightly underneath your chair, eyes even with the top of your monitor, back straight.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)02:14 No.17679104
    oh ok
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/26/12(Thu)02:18 No.17679126
    "I'm going to start moving now, is that ok?" You ask her. She answers with a little nod.

    Slowly, as carefully as you can, you start to move. Despite it being awkward virgin sex, it feels incredible. You can't hold back your own sigh of pleasure as you sink yourself in again.

    You can't take your eyes off of Mika's though, at least for not very long. Her cute, blushing face staring back up at you is just too priceless.

    Mika must be starting to feel good as well, because her body is writhing slightly in pleasure. Every thrust results in a soft moan, and she has an ever-growing smile on her full lips.

    "I-is it g-good?" She gasps as you slowly pick up the speed.

    "It feels great, you feel great." You smile, before giving her another long kiss.

    Though you aren't exactly new to this. In any way. You can't help yourself, already approaching your edge.

    Mika seems to be close as well, you can guess. Her fingers are pressed into your muscles, and her back is slightly arched. She goes between having her eyes closed to keeping them heavily lidded and fixated right on you.

    Without warning, her hips jolt as Mika climaxes. She calls out your name in ecstasy, her fingers gripping you even tighter and her legs wrapping around you.

    "Wait, Mika, I shouldn't do it inside!" You splutter. As much as you WANT to, you aren't exactly ready to be big daddy Commissar.

    Unable to hold out any longer, you pull out after one last thrust.

    "H-huh?" Mika blurts, as your plasma jets out and gives her waist a messy, warm coating.

    "Hooo wow..." You sigh, before laying down beside her.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)02:20 No.17679145
    >>17679126
    in b4 she installed a self-cleaning function
    >> HUEmarine !UGnRYF8tC2 01/26/12(Thu)02:22 No.17679159
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    >>17679126
    in before SLaDOS pic related
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)02:23 No.17679169
    and then max finds out shes 12 then the SOBs and fish god arrive and there is much rape futa and tenticles... just as planned
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)02:24 No.17679191
    where is everybody?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)02:25 No.17679196
    >>17679191
    we're all here, on the edge of our seat, waiting for more.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)02:26 No.17679198
    >>17679191
    can't type. must use both hands for coggirl.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)02:26 No.17679201
    >>17679126
    WHAT THE FLOPPIN FLOUNDERS IS THIS SHIT
    I SPY MAKING ITS WAY PAST MY GOD DAMN FRONT PAGE
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/26/12(Thu)02:26 No.17679208
    >>17679191
    Waiting patiently
    >> Anon !!nCdnB5wKcIC 01/26/12(Thu)02:29 No.17679229
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    Papa-N's having issues with his tubes (they're clogged).
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)02:30 No.17679241
    >>17679229
    clogged with delicious coggirl?
    >> Anon !!nCdnB5wKcIC 01/26/12(Thu)02:32 No.17679257
    >>17679241
    Doubt it. Been too long. KIDDING, DON'T KILL ME PAPA.

    yo Spawn_more_Synaps, think there's a spot for THanks on your list? Just a thought
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/26/12(Thu)02:34 No.17679268
    With a satisfied noise, you look over at the black haired tech-priestess staring back into your eyes.

    "W-was it good?" She mumbles, looking up at the ceiling as she bites her thumbnail.

    "Better than that." You smile, putting an arm around her chest, her breasts resting atop your arm.

    "C-can we take a shower? I... Want to wash off..."

    "What? Not going to lick it up?"

    "Whwhwhwhaaa?!?!" She flinches, looking down at the mess and then back at you.

    You continue to watch, though you don't really... No, her hand moves down... She raises a finger to her lips, looking quite terrified, her cheeks burning.

    A tentative lick...

    "B-bitter..." She frowns, moving her hand away.

    You laugh, before giving her a tight squeeze.

    "Lets go take a shower, I think I'd enjoy that too."

    "O-okay..."

    As you start to get up, her hand lightly grabs your wrist, stopping you.

    "M-Max... I ummm... I l-like y-you..." Mika looks like that is all she could have managed. With a shocked and embarrassed groan, she goes running off, you assume toward a shower.

    "I like you too!" You smile, and call after her.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/26/12(Thu)02:36 No.17679284
    >>17679257
    Who?
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/26/12(Thu)02:36 No.17679285
    Nightfall.

    An assassins best friend, most of the time. I sit in silence as I watch the twin moons, one red and the other silver. Different from Catachan, alien, though everything feels like that now.

    Something just seems off tonight, a feeling that is growing more and more stiff in my gut as the last of the light fades from the sky.

    I'm being watched.

    A sense of dread and panic, adrenaline. All too late, I don't know how I didn't know sooner. There is only one possible explanation for that, one I was hoping to avoid, forever. Only one man I know who could blank my senses like that.

    "The Ordo has been looking for you, Eight."


    Aight guys, I've got class early and I need to get the five hours of sleep I can hopefully get if I crash now. Hope you guys enjoyed the thread, I'll stick around on my droid for a few minutes to chat/whatnot.
    >> Hunter 01/26/12(Thu)02:37 No.17679289
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    >>17679268
    End of thread, huh? Sleep... well, first MGQ2, then sleep...
    >> HUEmarine !UGnRYF8tC2 01/26/12(Thu)02:40 No.17679302
    >>17679285
    Might i ask as to how you thought up that particular combination for an oiler?
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/26/12(Thu)02:41 No.17679311
    >>17679302
    Completely off the top of my head, I didn't just want a generic girly drink for her
    >> Anon !!nCdnB5wKcIC 01/26/12(Thu)02:41 No.17679317
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    >>17679284
    Tom Hanks (Gump, Captain Miller, Woody)

    >>17679285
    Awesome sauce again, thanks!

    tonights work needs more votes at suptg... at least, i think so
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)02:42 No.17679322
    >>17679268
    so why aren't we following her into the shower?
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/26/12(Thu)02:45 No.17679344
    >>17679317
    no promises, but if I find a roll that fits I'll give it to him
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/26/12(Thu)02:46 No.17679351
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    >>17679322
    Silly anon, that's the start of next thread.

    VN is about ~300 lines of text now, when you factor out the various code bits. Screenshot is the first choice of the game, which was an absolute bitch to code as I've never worked with Ren'py before and it took some debugging.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)02:57 No.17679427
    >>17679351
    >all my want
    WHEN IS NEXT THREAD
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/26/12(Thu)03:00 No.17679448
    >>17679427
    Oops, forgot to mention it.

    Sometime this weekend, either Sat or Sun most likely.

    As soon as I figure out the exact day/time I'll tweet it.

    God that feels wrong to say... I'm glad I only have one to announce the date/time of this quest.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)03:03 No.17679463
    >>17679448
    you can have your balls out of metro-hipster-emo-sparklyvampire twitter storage after HLQ and Eight: The Telling is over
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)03:06 No.17679479
    >>17679448
    but it's mtg pre-release weekend D:
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/26/12(Thu)03:08 No.17679498
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    >>17679463
    Thank god for that. Though I might keep the twitter in case I ever want to writefag more after.

    >mfw anyone is like "Oh Papa, how come you never are on facebook?"

    I don't have the heart to tell them I only have one because my girlfriend made it, I've never actually been on that site.

    >>17679479
    Sorry, I'll admit I'm not a card gaming guy. Is that going to interfere in that anons won't be here or the whole of /tg/ will be one big cardboard shitstorm brewin?

    I don't mind the game, I just know next to nothing about it or the culture that goes along with it. Excuse my ignorance.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)03:11 No.17679515
    >>17679498
    A good chunk of ./tg/ will be gone for it. But a lot of us will still be around. I know I should be.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/26/12(Thu)03:14 No.17679533
    >>17679515
    Well, if not this weekend then it might not be until next Wednesday...

    Its kind of funny, though. I checked the sup/tg/ archive and most HLQ threads get like ~30 total votes. There are 41 followers of the twitter. Yet it seems like there are only ever ~10 anons in the thread?

    I'm wondering if its mostly due to few EST timezone bros.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)03:46 No.17679710
    >>17679533
    Johnny Cash Hurt in favorites? I love you.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)09:30 No.17681234
    >>17679533
    you run pretty late on the EST side of things, I conked out last night, and the last post in this thread was ~2 hours later.

    damn this chem quiz today, even heretical love cannot overcome nuclear forces.



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