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    81 KB Warhammer 40: Heretical Love Part XIX Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)13:16 No.17670430  
    Link to previous threads are at the bottom of this page: http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Heretical_Love

    Twitter to find out next thread date/time: HereticalLoveQ

    With a long, drawn out yawn, you roll over.

    Light is streaming in from somewhere, though as you are not on Yagis V at the moment, it isn't sunlight. Come to think of it, being in the warp and all, it probably isn't even explainable.

    "Finally awake?"

    You roll back over, rubbing tiredly at your eyes as you do.

    "Not really." You mumble.

    "Well go back to sleep, then." Kaleshi smiles, before reaching out and rubbing your back.

    "A back rub from the daughter of Khorne. If only mom could see me now."

    Kaleshi ignores your joking, concentrating on the book in her hand. She pauses every once and a while to adjust her glasses or turn a page.

    Despite everything that happened yesterday, you feel pretty well at ease. Sure Horus reappeared from the dead and stabbed you, and Malal almost took over your mind, but right now that seems a pretty distant worry.

    Kaleshi seems to understand that, and doesn't mention any of the previous nights events. You know she was pretty broken up at the sight of you with a hole through your middle, not that you can blame her.

    Well, you can worry about all of that later.

    Right now, you are going to catch up on some much needed rest. At least for another hour.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)13:18 No.17670448
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    Imperium pimp reporting
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)13:20 No.17670471
    FUCK yes, I am here for the start!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)13:22 No.17670486
    Oh god I love you Papa-N, let me fill you with my gene-seed
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)13:24 No.17670506
    >Part 19
    Just popping in to say the Papa N's got some mindblowing writing stamina. Jesus.
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    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)13:27 No.17670532

    "Blah." You roll over, trying to ignore the intrusion.

    "Damn it Max, wake up!" Something pinches you on the side, jolting you awake.

    "C'mon mom, just another five minutes..." You groan.

    "Wake up before I let my beast back in here!" Kaleshi shakes you roughly.

    "Alright, alright..." You grumble as you sit up on the khornette's bed. It wasn't apparent to you until now how tired you really are.

    "Whats the big rush?" You ask Kaleshi, who appears to have changed and is now standing with her hands on her hips at the side of the bed.

    "The Emperor thinks its probably safer for you back on Yagis. Tzeentch doesn't think Horus can appear there... Yet." She bites her lip, looking increasingly worried.

    "That old bag of heretical bones? Please, he comes back here and I'll give him the 'ol what for." You lay back down and shut your eyes.

    Though when you crack one open slightly, you notice Kaleshi isn't smiling.

    "He nearly killed you, and if it weren't for Tzeentch then you wouldn't even have your own mind. So don't joke about that."


    You sit back up, and notice despite her best effort to hide it, it doesn't look like Kaleshi got much sleep.

    "Well do we have to leave now?" You ask, reaching around still half-asleep as Kaleshi sets your clothes back on the bed.

    "We should, I can warp you back to Yagis, but lets get you back into your power armor first."

    Despite not entirely ready to be crammed back into that tin can, you relent and let her start suiting you up.

    "Can we at least have breakfast before we go?" You ponder out loud.

    "Depends, how much does the sound of bloodwaffles appeal to you."

    "Very little."

    "Well, maybe we can get them to hold the blood."
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)13:29 No.17670557
    hmmmmmm bloodwaffles.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)13:35 No.17670598
    Definitely think we need to go and talk to the Techpriestess, now.
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    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)13:38 No.17670642
    Though the cook shoots you a rather nasty look at your obviously quite bizarre request, he heads to the kitchen of the Chaos God's dwelling.

    "...No blood... Humans..." You hear him grumble as he passes a rather sleepy looking Nurgle and Isha.

    "Yo." The big green guy greets you as he takes a seat at the table, where he promptly falls back asleep.

    "Oh you..." Isha frowns and shakes her head as she pushes his gaping mouth closed.

    Khorne takes a chair, and much like his daughter, he doesn't appear to have slept well. You can guess as to why, as the big guy is still staring down at the massive golden ring, a dreamy smile on his generally terrible visage.

    "Hey, where's Emps and his bird babe?" You pipe up, as the cook begrudgingly sets down a plate of bloodless waffles in front of you.

    "Oh them?" Nurlge replies, though you think he's still asleep, "Tzeentch is delivering today."

    "PPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!" You spit the drink back into its glass, apparently having forgot to ask for orange juice sans blood.

    "She what the who now? Didn't she just get knocked up like a weekish ago?"

    "Chaos powers man, I ain't gotta explain shit." Nurgle shrugs.

    "So they are going to have a baby? Now?!?!"

    "You seem pretty shocked, didn't you know she was preggers?" Kaleshi asks between bites of her oozing red-tinged waffles.

    "Well yeah, but still!" You are too shocked to add any more, and have completely ignored your waffles now. Likely because they somehow still taste a bit like iron.

    "They left a few hours ago, apparently Tzeentch has had a delivery plan for the last several millenia and is finally getting to implement it." Kaleshi appears more interested in her food than at this turn of events.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)13:39 No.17670650
    Hell Yes
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)13:41 No.17670678
    >>inb4 baby is eight.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)13:41 No.17670681
    We need to give Emps something to smoke, so he can properly play the worrying soon-to-be father.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)13:44 No.17670707
    >dat feel when emperor babby actually has claims to rule the imperium if the emperor actually dies somehow.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)13:48 No.17670752

    >>chaos baby ruling the imperium
    >>just as planned.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)13:50 No.17670784
    >nobody has the slightest clue what in the flying fuck heresy is anymore because emperor chaos babby.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)13:51 No.17670791
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    Oh shit son, I'm not too late this time!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)13:51 No.17670800
    just in time for the emperor chaos babby stupidity to unfold.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)13:58 No.17670876
    "Well fuck me..." You sit back in your chair.

    So the Emprah is going to have a kid now? With one of the big bad four, no less? You wonder if the majority of the Imperium will even be able to handle that news whenever it is they find out. The return of the Emperor will be one thing, but this news might send some people overboard.

    "Ahh... That hit the spot." Kaleshi gives a satisfied sigh, setting her fork down on the plate in front of her, before turning to you.

    "Now we had better get you out of here, I promised the big E before he left that I would."

    "Got it." You nod, though in truth you don't really feel like leaving too badly. Aside from the whole long-dead primarchs reappearing and stabbing you up part, this place is pretty nice.

    Kaleshi doesn't look like she's having any of it though, and stands you up as she notices you still haven't made any effort to move.

    "More waffles?" You ask hopefully as she latches onto you.

    "Sorry... Stop. Warptime."

    The gut wrenching feeling of being flung through the great void is still not something you are used to, despite how often it seems you do it now.

    It only takes a split second until you feel your feet on Yagis V's warm red dirt, though. You don't mind, this teleporting business is not exactly your favorite thing.

    "Want to chill together for a while?" You ask as you turn to the khornette.

    Kaleshi smiles, but closes her eyes and shakes her head.

    "I would love to, I really really would, but I can't. Tzeentch told me to snap dad out of it and take him out for some new skulls. We're going to need him when this all gets uglier."
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)13:58 No.17670882
    "Yeah, can't have him lying around drooling over his ring all day, can we?"

    "Ugh, no. Its bad enough he insists on keeping the superb owl in his room. That thing can screech like none other, no idea how he is going to sleep through that..." Despite the humorous tone, it comes out half-hearted, and you can tell.

    You smile at your crazy lovable daemon.

    Kaleshi lets out a deep sigh, before resting her head on your breastplate and grabbing you around the middle. You follow suit, and the two of you stay like that for several minutes.

    "You'd better not make me wait that long before calling me again." She mumbles into your armor.


    "And you'd better not die. It will piss me off if you die."


    "And next time..."

    You plant your lips to hers, cutting her off. The khornette doesn't protest, though you can tell she's still tense.

    "Don't think that gets you off the hook. If you die, I'll kill you." She kisses you again before letting you go and taking a step back.

    "Now call me more often, or I'll send my little helper to pick you up again next time."

    "Will do." Both of you grin at each other, before with a faint pop, she vanishes back to the warp.

    [ ] Karen sent you a text, the Orks are filming a show she thinks you would enjoy.

    [ ] Try to reprogram the murderously loving Necron.

    [ ] Mika sent you a message, asking for help with some science.

    [ ] Lycheria left you a voice message, apparently the canoness wants her bike back

    [ ] Help Ailia get over her fear of ‘nids
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:00 No.17670908

    [X] Lycheria left you a voice message, apparently the canoness wants her bike back.

    Time to face the flames.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:01 No.17670915
    fix the necron.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:01 No.17670918
    [x] Fix the Necron
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:02 No.17670927
    [X] Mika sent you a message, asking for help with some science.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:03 No.17670935
    [x] Reprogram that necron
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:03 No.17670942
    What, you think I'm going to turn down science stuff?
    From the woman who gave us a laser finger?

    [X] Mika sent you a message, asking for help with some science.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:04 No.17670955
    Don't want the necron.
    At least not now.

    [X] Mika sent you a message, asking for help with some science.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:05 No.17670959
    how many times to i have to say this


    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:06 No.17670974
    [X] Let's go and help Mika!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:06 No.17670976
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:07 No.17670997
    [X] Mika

    I love this techpriestess.
    She's my favorite, so I'm going to vote for her whenever I can!
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 01/25/12(Wed)14:08 No.17671004
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    >[X] Lycheria left you a voice message, apparently the canoness wants her bike back.

    Seconding this, because the Necron is a baaaad idea. Nothing good comes of Necrons. Nothing.

    Also, fuckyeah Heretical Love quest and I don't have to be anywhere.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:08 No.17671011
    fix the necron.
    because who doesn't love xeno sex?
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)14:09 No.17671021
    Aight, tally time
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:09 No.17671025
    [X] Mika, Mika, Mika, Mika

    Mika all day, erry day.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:10 No.17671028
    Probably the same people who love marines and refer to anything not-marine as 'xenooooooooss!'
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:10 No.17671029
    [ X ] Try to reprogram the murderously loving Necron.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:11 No.17671039
    fucking HFY getting programmed into half of /tg/
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:12 No.17671047
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    [X] Mika sent you a message, asking for help with some science.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:14 No.17671062
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    They don't really mean that. They are just tsundere for all the aliens.

    'S-Stupid xeno, itn n-not like I l-love you or anything...'
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:15 No.17671072
    Fuck yes, time for science with Mika.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:15 No.17671077
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    Xeno loves you too.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:16 No.17671081
    [X] Go to the wonderful and cute Techpriestess, Mika, and make sweet SCIENCE together.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:17 No.17671095
    no i'm actually convinced most of the xeno lovers got killed with the purge of /tg/ TBH.

    it explains why everyone seems to hate everything and have super large boners for anything space marine.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:18 No.17671107
    sisters of battle
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:18 No.17671110
    Please don't turn this thread into this.
    There will be more threads, and then we can vote for the Tau or something, in one of the other ones.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)14:19 No.17671115
    Well, its been quite a while since you last spoke with Mika. You also have been wondering if she can give your arm a once-over to make sure everything is all good under its metal hood.

    You dial in her frequency and punch send.

    Ringing, ringing....

    "A-ah! Max?!"

    "Hey Mika! Is that music in the background?" You ask, a bit puzzled.

    "Wh-wha? N-no of coarse not! *Shut up SLaDOS!!!!*" You hear her hiss up at the AI.

    "Right. I saw you sent me a message? Whats up?" You start walking in the general direction of the Admech bunker, though you are going to need some kind of transport to get there because walking will take all day.

    "M-message? Oh! Right, I did!" She squeaks.

    "So do you still need help with it?" You ask, but really since you don't have anything better to do, you are going to show up regardless.

    "Umm! I-if its not too much trouble..."

    "Nah, it will be fun. I'll be there as soon as I can find a ride."


    You put the communicator back in its pouch and look around. Surely there is some transportation nearby...

    [ ] Your spidey senses are telling you there are Blood Ravens nearby, jack one of their vehicles

    [ ] There is bound to be something at the nearby Guard outpost

    [ ] Use the power armor and just run there, though it will take a while
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:19 No.17671116
    [X] Techpriestess Option!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:19 No.17671119
    still saying man...
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:19 No.17671122
    [x] For GREAT SCIENCE!!!

    >> Captcha
    >>testsaw simple

    Yes, Captcha, we shall perform a simple test using a saw!!!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:20 No.17671135
    >[x] Your spidey senses are telling you there are Blood Ravens nearby, jack one of their vehicles

    'Gift' yourself a land raider.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:20 No.17671137
    [X] Your spidey senses are telling you there are Blood Ravens nearby, jack one of their vehicles
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:20 No.17671142
    [X] Your spidey senses are telling you there are Blood Ravens nearby, jack one of their vehicles

    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:21 No.17671146
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    For the coming battle against Malal we will be monitoring these threads.

    Also, you're welcome for resurrecting the God Emperor, it took many of our finest Egomancers to pull it off.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:21 No.17671150
    [x] Your spidey senses are telling you there are Blood Ravens nearby, jack one of their vehicles

    Humbly accept their gift of a new Attack Bike.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:23 No.17671160
    An attack bike that Mika can pimp out.
    Or a land speeder.
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    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:26 No.17671189
    [X]fuck magpies
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:28 No.17671207
    Yeah lets go get some "Gifts"
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)14:30 No.17671223
    Well, as easy as it would be to just check the abandoned Guard place for something to ride, it wouldn't be nearly fun enough.

    No, you want more.

    And that is how you find yourself tip-toeing through the Blood Raven's forward outpost. If they spot you, there will likely be hell to pay. Completely worth the risk, because there are some niece vehicles just laying around.

    You freeze as a space marine leaves one tent, but he doesn't appear to have seen you before he ducks into another. Close call, too close.

    As much as you'd like to poke around a bit more, its probably best you just snag a ride and go.

    [ ] Land Speeder Typhoon

    [ ] Attack Bike

    [ ] Predator
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:31 No.17671229
    [ ] guard outpost.

    they will shit themselves and give us whatever we want, max being a Grey Knight/Commissar thing
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)14:31 No.17671240
    >niece vehicles


    Fucking tablet autocorrect, I just want to eat my wheaties and type lazily
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:32 No.17671242

    Are they heretical wheaties?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:32 No.17671244

    Pray for good Bane of the Machine Spirit special rule rools
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:34 No.17671253
    Attack bike
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)14:34 No.17671257
    The most heretical of them all. Absolutely plain, no fruit whatsoever
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:34 No.17671263
    [x] Attack Bike

    We have already shown the badassness Max has on a bike, why change that.... Also we can ask Mika to pimp it out for us.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:35 No.17671265
    Take niece predator for a ride!
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)14:35 No.17671273
    U-uncle, m-my turret is moving on its own!!!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:36 No.17671276

    >[x] Attack Bike

    Whilst you're at it, look around for a pair of shades, too.
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 01/25/12(Wed)14:36 No.17671277
    Attack bike

    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:36 No.17671278
    that's just wrong
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:36 No.17671285
    [x]Land Speeder.
    Nice and fast.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:36 No.17671288
    No! Predator you fools!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:38 No.17671296
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:39 No.17671310

    We cannot stand toe to toe with Malal in a fair fight, so we shall attack where it hurts the most! His family!

    >Wait, that would mean that this tank has a hard-on for Emporers kid...

    What the fuck am I thinking about?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:40 No.17671313
    What kinda of Heretical person has sex with their own nieces?
    I could bear with all the daemon lovin', eldar flyin', ork romacin' heresy we had here?
    BUT INCEST?Too low, PapaN, too low.

    Attack Bike
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:41 No.17671318
    >attack bike
    booooooo BOOOOOOOOOOO!
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)14:41 No.17671324
    I have no nieces
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:43 No.17671335
    [ ] predator

    we've spent too much time driving bikes. max needs to learn new vehices.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/25/12(Wed)14:43 No.17671336
    Always updating

    Narrator: Morgan Freeman
    Max: Steven Bulm
    Sister Lycheria: Tabitha St. Germain
    Ailia: Tara Strong
    Esh: Grey DeLisle
    Senna and Senda: Grey DeLisle
    Kaleshi: Melissa Fahn
    Tonya: Dionne Quan
    Mika: Andrea Libman
    Karen: Olivia D'Abo
    Doomrider: Tommy Blacha
    Abbadon: Christopher Sabat
    Nurgle: John DiMaggio
    Slaanesh: Tim Curray
    Khorn: Keith David
    Tzeentch: Nicole Oliver
    Warboss: John DiMaggio
    Emperor(Casual): Andrew Stanton
    Emperor(Serious): Peter Cullen
    Malice: Frank Welker
    DarkHammer: Tony Jay
    Kais: Scott McNeal
    8: Phil Lamar
    Vect: J.K. Simmons
    Ra'alman: Ian Holm
    Tankered: Brian Blessed
    Logan Grimnar: Vladimir Kulich
    Creed: Liam Neson
    Horus: David Kaye
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:44 No.17671343
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:44 No.17671344
    [X] PREDATOR. YEAH BITCHES. mika can make rex a buddy from the predator! IT"LL BE LIKE A PUPPY!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:45 No.17671351
    fukkin this.

    X- puppy predator tank
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)14:45 No.17671353
    >Narrator: Morgan Freeman

    I still can't get over how much I want to hear him narrate the fish vore scenes.

    Looks like Predator won?
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/25/12(Wed)14:45 No.17671358
    Seconding, maybe the tank will be crash proof, also when we get there we should at some point enlist Mika and SLaDOS to help us reprogram the metal lady to understand how to into waifu
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:46 No.17671359
    OH YES

    +1 FOR THIS
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:46 No.17671362
    predator tank. does it come with ammo? which chapter did the magpies steal it from?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:47 No.17671366

    >>max decarus

    we crashed a thunderhawk through the ground into abaddon. nothing is crashproof when Commissar Max is at the wheel.

    +1 for tank.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:49 No.17671378
    get the tank. coggirls love tanks
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 01/25/12(Wed)14:49 No.17671387
    ... And now I'm thinking of those scenes in his voice...
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    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:53 No.17671415
    Rex is so gonna hit that predator ass
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)14:55 No.17671433

    That must be the Techpriest equivalent of driving up to your date in a limousine, or something like that.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)15:00 No.17671473
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)15:01 No.17671476
    Well, as much fun as you've been having on a bike recently, your recent all-too-close encounter with that Pariah has you yearning for something with a bit more protection.

    And by a bit more, you mean a whole fucking lot more.

    Though you admit, it is a bit odd that the Blood Ravens have a tank painted up in the color of the Black Templar. There is probably a story behind that, you guess.

    As you climb onto the tank as quietly as you can, you have fleeting doubts about your ability to drive this. After all, you still remember the recent foray into driving a Chimera. You pause on a rung...

    "Nah, I'm a pretty good driver." You shake your head, and scale the rest of the tank.

    The hatch is open, and large enough to fit you through. Wasting no time, you start to lower yourself down.

    "Just what do you think you are doing in that tank, Grey Knight?!"

    A voice from behind you calls out. You turn around in time to see the Blood Raven who yelled, and more of them pouring from their tents at the racket.

    You quickly drop down into the tank, smack the control panel until it starts, and jam every lever you can see forwards.

    The Predator lurches to a start, and slowly begins picking up speed. The turret is rotating slowly counterclockwise, and there are warning klaxons sounding from inside, but you are moving.

    "Thanks for the gift, I like it!" You shout back at the charging space marines, who can't keep up, as you stand up in the hatch and raise a mug you found inside the tank in salute, the turret of the tank still rotating. A mug with the symbol of the Ultramarines on it. Huh...

    Well, the chapters probably give each other stuff all the time, you guess. Just like this tank, Black Templars must be less stingy than the Ultramarines who just gave them a mug.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)15:02 No.17671485
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)15:03 No.17671494
    As the Predator barrels over a two-foot diameter tree with a metallic groan, you think perhaps it is better to get down inside and drive than stand in the open hatch. Closing it behind you, you lower yourself down into the drivers chair.

    If levers were confusing, this is something else entirely.

    Knobs, switches, dials, flashing buttons, a joystick, and levers (though less than the Chimera).

    Well, how hard can this be? Trying to get the turret to stop moving you...

    [ ] Turn knobs

    [ ] Press the big red button labeled "se perdere"

    [ ] Flip all of the switches
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)15:03 No.17671499

    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)15:04 No.17671500
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)15:05 No.17671513
    [x] Flip all of the switches nothing bad could possibly happen
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/25/12(Wed)15:05 No.17671516
    se perde
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)15:06 No.17671520
    >Se Perdere.
    "The Curtain" in Turkish? Wha?

    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/25/12(Wed)15:06 No.17671521
    [X] Flip all of the switches
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)15:07 No.17671530
    >Se Perdere

    Assuming PapaN knows a little of portuguese because of his girlfriend this means "Get Lost" or something like that
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)15:07 No.17671532

    Se Perdere is Latin means TO DESTROY THEMSELVES!!!

    >> CDR Nonsense 01/25/12(Wed)15:08 No.17671542
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    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)15:08 No.17671545
    if you lose!!!!!! italian?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)15:10 No.17671554
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 01/25/12(Wed)15:10 No.17671557
    Google says that it's Be Lost in french...

    No, I don't get it either... so... Big Red Button it is.
    >> CDR Nonsense 01/25/12(Wed)15:11 No.17671562
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    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)15:12 No.17671565
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)15:12 No.17671573
    phrase that means you get fucked up in seven languages on a button must be good
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)15:15 No.17671601
    It's a big help button!
    Press the big help button!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)15:15 No.17671604
    To be fair, all these are variations from Latin
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)15:19 No.17671634
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)15:19 No.17671640
    And then I found the latin word perdo:


    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)15:20 No.17671644
    If your vast and deep wealth of worldly experience has taught you anything, its this.

    Red buttons are always made to be pressed.


    So you do. Which seems to initiate some sort of countdown. You thought it said "Destruction sequence initiated." But that's silly. It was probably just some tech jumbo you couldn't decipher over the rumble of the engine.

    Well that certainly is strange, you don't worry about it. The tank seems to be headed in the right direction now, so you take the opportunity to go stand on top of it.

    The wind in your face feels pretty good, and the tank seems to be going at quite a clip. Already you are getting close to the stronghold and its only been a few minutes.

    "One." You hear the cool mechanical voice of the tank declare.

    Good maybe that stupid thing is done coun...


    You are rocketed upwards and sent spinning as the tank explodes beneath you. Pieces of shrapnel bounce against your armor, and you make it a point to cover your head (and hat) from any jagged metal pieces.

    After sailing through the air for what feels like a solid minute, you finally land and bounce hard on your side.

    "O-ow..." You groan, looking back to the blazing fireball that moments ago was a tank.

    Though you planned on returning it, you can't imagine the Blood Ravens will really care that much. They have a lot of tanks.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)15:23 No.17671671
    and thus tradition is upheld. My only regret is not doing it in their motor pool.
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 01/25/12(Wed)15:23 No.17671677
    Brilliant /tg/, purely brilliant...

    We just lost the AdMech Limo...
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)15:24 No.17671682
    But at the same time, we made the best puzzle you could give to an admech girl.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)15:24 No.17671683
    Can...can we get a do-over?
    I wanted to ride up to Mika on our awesome "gifted" tank...
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)15:25 No.17671691
    muthafukkin skilllz yo!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)15:28 No.17671710
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/25/12(Wed)15:28 No.17671711
    Well fuck.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)15:31 No.17671741

    What the hell did /tg/ expect from the big red button?

    A maid hologram AI with candies?

    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)15:33 No.17671751
    Brushing yourself off as best you can, you stand up and assess the damage.

    Gear: Seems intact

    Body: Ready

    Tank: Fucked

    Well, two out of three aint bad.

    Its well over two miles left to the stronghold, so you test out the speed of the armor as you run. The suit makes it quite easy, and fast. A far cry from your memories of running with a hundred pounds of gear on your back and an angry Sergeant on your heels.

    A familiar sight makes you smile. Rex seems to have spotted you, and is now barreling straight in your direction, antenna wagging happily as it barks in its mechanical tone.

    "Hey buddy!" You call out as he spins around and starts driving along next to you. You take the opportunity given and hop on, and the baneblade picks up its speed as it heads toward the stronghold.

    "Who's a good tank? Whooze ah gewd taaankkk???" You scratch the top of Rex's turret. The left tread stutters and several of the guns move around in response.

    The massive mechanical beast quickly eats up the remaining ground, and you leap off as it slams to a halt in front of the massive entryway.

    Picking up a large wrench, you give it your best toss and send it a few hundred yards, boosted by your armor's strength. With a *Bark Bark*, Rex chases after it.

    "Oneee-chaaannn!!! He's here!!!" A servo skull calls out as you walk in.

    "H-here?! A-already?!?! Tell him I'm not ready yet!" You hear Mika yell from behind a closed door.

    "Hey Mika! Sorry I got here so quick, you wouldn't believe how fast those Predators can go."

    "P-predator? You were driving a Predator?"

    "Yeah, a black one. It blew up, though..."

    "Don't w-worry about it, I found something way cooler than that!"
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)15:36 No.17671794
    And this is why everyone loves the shy and cute girls with brains.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)15:38 No.17671804
    >Rex acting as our pet
    Daww, that's adorable...
    I bet us and Mika, together with Rex as our pet, would make a great family.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)15:39 No.17671813
    >Mika is going to show us something more awesome than a Predator

    This, gentlemen, is why Mika is my favorite.
    I love this girl.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)15:39 No.17671819
    A personal cyborg commando???
    Btw papa, Nod Commando quest will initiate tomorrow... prepare to smell their fear...
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)15:40 No.17671822
    Please be a titan, please be a titan.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)15:43 No.17671851
    a tank equipped with anti-titan weapons?
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)15:44 No.17671862
    The door opens a crack, and you can see Mika looking out of it at you.

    "Sup cog-girl."

    "H-hi." She replies shyly, and hesitates for a long moment before stepping out.

    "Hey, you changed your hair up." You take notice of her hair which is drawn back into a ponytail.

    As Mika opens her mouth to reply, she's cut short by a mechanical melody from above.

    "~...I'm not even angry.~"

    "S-s-SLaDOS! Y-you silly thing you, singing all to y-yourself." Mika stammers, rubbing the back of her head and trying to act natural. Which only comes off as completely forced and unnatural.

    "~But we didn't get to finish our song.~" The AI protests from above you.

    "Song?" You inquire, "You sing?"

    "S-sing?! Ahahaha, n-no I don't sing. Silly S-SLaDOS and her j-jokes..." Mika turns away, trying to play it off.

    "~We were just having a duet before you arrived.~" SLaDOS informs you.

    "W-we weren't d-doing any such thi-thing!!!" Mika yells up at the quite crazy and perhaps slightly evil AI. You can see the tech-priestess's face is almost glowing red.

    [ ] Press the issue and tease her a bit, all in fun

    [ ] Drop it and find out immediately what she found

    [ ] Cut in and ask if she can take a look at your arm
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)15:46 No.17671882

    Press the issue.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)15:46 No.17671883
    [ ] Drop it and find out immediately what she found
    Oh and it vill begin at around 3 or 4 pm, eastern
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)15:46 No.17671884
    [ ] Drop it and find out immediately what she found
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 01/25/12(Wed)15:46 No.17671885
    [x] Press the issue and tease her a bit, all in fun

    And then find out what's up.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)15:46 No.17671886
    [X] Ask her if she'd like to sing for you.
    >> Rubbish Soldier 01/25/12(Wed)15:47 No.17671896
    Bah, forgot to put my name ere
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)15:47 No.17671897
    We must hear her.

    Maybe we can even join her.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)15:47 No.17671901
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    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/25/12(Wed)15:47 No.17671902
    Press the issue
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)15:49 No.17671915
    I'll be there, but I'll also have to be sneaky about it since I have class during that time period.

    Kane lives in death!
    >> Rubbish Soldier 01/25/12(Wed)15:52 No.17671936
    For The Brotherhood!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)15:54 No.17671954

    >> Rubbish Soldier 01/25/12(Wed)15:57 No.17671971
    I pretty much got part 1 figured out, and I'm jubbling around ideas for overtimes, like mayhaps short writefaggotry/quests of GDI mutie commandos
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)15:58 No.17671985
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)15:58 No.17671990
    [ ] Press the issue and tease her a bit, all in fun
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)15:59 No.17672001
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)16:00 No.17672011
    "Come on." You inch closer, giving her a knowing look.

    "Wh-what?" She backs away a bit.

    "Come oonnnn." You don't let her back away from you, matching every step.

    "I-I have n-no idea what she's talking about!" Mika stammers, completely flustered and wide eyed. You can tell she's looking for some kind of escape.

    "Hey SLaDOS, can't you just play a recording? I'd like to hear it."

    "~Of course, retrieving hologram.~"

    "W-wait! Wait! I g-give up!" Mika yells, flailing her arms, "Just d-don't play any recording!"

    "Another time SLaDOS, I'm just teasing her."

    "~Understood.~" The AI sounds a bit deflated.

    "Sorry Mika, but I will find some way to make you sing for me now. I don't know when, I don't know how, but it will happen."

    "S-so mean..." Mika pouts, but you can spot a faint smile she tries to hide as you laugh.

    "Anyways, what is it that you found?" You ask, quite genuinely interested. Whatever has this otherwise quiet and shy tech-priestess worked up must be exciting.

    That or it will be really boring for someone like you, who's technical knowledge ends at "hit it until it works."

    Mika brightens significantly at your interest, and you almost think she's going to just bust out in song now from how excited she seems.

    "Come on, you've g-got to see it!" She starts a fast walk. Not done with your own fun yet, you take her by the hand and give it a squeeze, which causes her to jump with a squeak.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)16:00 No.17672013
    [x] Press the issue and tease her a bit, all in fun
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)16:01 No.17672024
    Press the issue. Then sing a romantic duet with her. Alternately sing the her. I am thinking "don't wanna miss a thing" by Aerosmith.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)16:03 No.17672042
    needs more electronics.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)16:05 No.17672055
    One day I am gonna find me a techpriestess
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)16:10 No.17672104
    You follow her down through the winding hallways, wondering more and more exactly where it is that she is taking you. It seems you are getting deeper and deeper into the complex. The place is a damn maze, you wonder how she doesn't get lost in here.

    Mika seems to know the halls and doors in and out without any trouble, though. Though she may not be a psychic capable of knocking you on your ass, or tough enough to beat you in close combat, you can't help but be impressed. Somehow the little things she does seem more real.

    She must have caught you staring, because she turns away, blushing furiously. You can't help but smile.

    "Are we almost there?" You ask, after at least ten minutes of walking down the cold tile hallways.

    "A-almost..." She nods without making eye contact.

    Finally, she stops outside a particularly large and regal looking set of doors. An uncharacteristically wide smile on her face, Mika is practically bursting with joy at the prospect of showing you whatever is through those doors.

    "Are y-you ready for me to show you?" She asks.

    "I'd let you show me anything."

    "I-I... Err... Ah..." Her face is burning and her two mechanical arms cant stop toying with her ponytail.

    "L-let me show you, then." She finally blurts it out.

    "Huh? You going to strip right here?" You can't help but tease her, her reactions just too much fun.

    "W-wh-whaaat?! N-no! I m-meant whats inside h-here!" Her eyes are practically spinning from embarrassment and you could probably cook an egg on her cheeks.

    "Alright, I'll get naked too."

    "A-ahhh!! G-geez!" She spins around and pushes open the doors. You can't help but grin.
    >> Rubbish Soldier 01/25/12(Wed)16:13 No.17672129
    Suddenly "CABAL ONLINE!"
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)16:14 No.17672133
    Ah dammit, I'm still a few chapters behind... Well, lemme go and read up on them!
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)16:15 No.17672143
    "A box?" You ask finally, after staring hard at the inconspicuous brown box resting on a table in an otherwise deserted room.

    "W-well, its whats IN the box that's s-so cool." She grins sheepishly.

    Throwing caution to the wind, you reach out and slowly open the box up, peering inside.

    The contents are not exactly what you had expected...

    "Dildos?" You ask after a long moment in thought.

    "N-not just any dildos, s-silly. Dragon d-dildos." Mika smiles, looking down at the floor.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)16:16 No.17672152
    Fukken Lost it
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)16:16 No.17672156
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    damn it papa
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)16:17 No.17672162

    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/25/12(Wed)16:17 No.17672169
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)16:18 No.17672177
    >"N-not just any dildos, s-silly. Dragon d-dildos." Mika smiles, looking down at the floor.

    Only Mika can make Dragon Dildos sound adorables
    >> Rubbish Soldier 01/25/12(Wed)16:18 No.17672185
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)16:19 No.17672187
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/25/12(Wed)16:20 No.17672197
    are they in a metal bwaks?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)16:21 No.17672208
    i vote we start ravishing her now.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)16:21 No.17672209
    they sound horrifying
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)16:22 No.17672218
    What I want to know is what Max thought during that long pause.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)16:22 No.17672219
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    so when do we start using them on her?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)16:23 No.17672236
    google image search..... wow Ummmm im gonna go get mind scrubbed bye
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)16:23 No.17672238
    I am so totally fine with this suggestion, you don't even know.
    But only if we get to cuddle with her afterwards.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)16:24 No.17672246
    but google image search only shows the small ones! and you haven't even seen them in use yet!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)16:26 No.17672260
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)16:26 No.17672266
    “By the Emprah…” Is all you can say. Really, you can’t utter another word.

    “P-pretty cool, isn’t it.” Mika looks into the room from her position beside you, her gaze fixated on what it is she wanted you to see.

    “Its… Wow.” You are still more or less speechless.

    After all, you’ve never seen one in person. Though then again, most people never will.

    A Titan.

    Even in its current state of what you can guess is relative disarray and disrepair, it looks nothing short of glorious. They are the stuff of legends. You watched shows about their exploits as a kid. You can’t really believe you are staring one in the face-cockpit-thing.

    “It-its only a Warhound.” Mika shrugs, as though this wasn’t the most awesome thing she’d ever seen.

    “Still… It’s amazing.” You finally close your jaw after you realize how dry your mouth is.

    “It is, but it’s not working.” Mika says, and you can hear a hint of depression in her otherwise sweet voice.

    “Really? Can we fix it?” You ask, though really when you think about it, you wouldn’t know the first thing about fixing a Titan.

    “I-I’ve been trying.” Mika’s shoulders sag, and she looks fairly downtrodden.

    “What’s wrong with it?” You wonder out loud.

    “I don’t know, I’ve never worked on a T-titan before.” The tech-priestess sighs, stepping further into the room toward a control panel.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)16:27 No.17672274
    “I’ve been trying for days, but I can’t e-even get it to start. The machine spirit doesn’t seem to like me, I don’t think….” She continues, running her hand over the screen of the terminal.

    “Something not liking you other than those gearhead fags? Impossible.” You place your hand on her shoulder and give it a reassuring squeeze.

    “Besides, I’m here now, and if I know one thing and one thing alone, its this:”

    Mika looks back to you, her face betraying her curiosity.

    “Machine sprits love me.” You tell her, giving her a thumbs up and being as serious as you can.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)16:28 No.17672291
    Chances of us fucking the Titan instead of Mika? Pretty damn high.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)16:28 No.17672293
    >Max Driving a Titan
    This will be our last ride
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)16:29 No.17672294
    >planet that makes thongs and lingerie for the imperium
    >we must put a titan here to protect it
    sure, why not
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)16:29 No.17672298
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/25/12(Wed)16:29 No.17672301
    This is far funnier if you assume they are still talking about dragon dildos
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)16:29 No.17672306
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/25/12(Wed)16:30 No.17672312
    Well Duh.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)16:32 No.17672331

    I fully support this.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)16:32 No.17672337
    Can you go fishing in a Titan? If so, I think we may have just found a way to defeat Ra'almon.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/25/12(Wed)16:33 No.17672345
    well we did already fuck a tank and SLaDOS......
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)16:33 No.17672346
    Can you imagine what would happen if the biggest supplier of underwear would suddenly get captured by an enemy?
    ALL the heresy?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)16:35 No.17672364
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    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)16:35 No.17672366
    Look at this shit. I fucking called it first.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)16:35 No.17672372
    >Mika gives us an opportunity to ride a freaking TITAN
    I love this woman.

    I want to marry her.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/25/12(Wed)16:39 No.17672421
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    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)16:39 No.17672427
    “I… S-somehow I d-don’t think that’s correct…” Mika says quietly as you start looking around the control panel.

    “D-don’t touch that one!” She grabs your hand to stop you from flipping a large switch. Your fingers twinge, aching to feel the mechanical click of that thing as you flip it. By the Emprah do you want to flip that switch…

    Well, maybe you should defer to her mechanical know-how. She is the expert here, after all.

    “So what have you tried so far?” You ask, fingers still itching for that switch…

    “E-everything!” Mika sits down on a stool dejectedly looking at the Titan.

    “Candles, incense, litanies… I just don’t have the p-proper e-e-e-equipment to try the next r-ritual…” She trails off, itching at her temple.

    “Which is?” You aren’t going to let her leave you hanging.

    “W-well I know the higher-ups would s-sometimes… S-slap i-it…”

    “Huh? You have hands though. Let’s go slap this bitch up!” You stand up, pumping a fist. You are goona slap dis ‘ere Titan, you goon slap her good.

    “N-not with their h-hands…” Mika can’t even bear to look at you.

    “Huh? OH…” Warhammer 40K: Dawn of Realization
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/25/12(Wed)16:41 No.17672452
    Today we make love to a Titan!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)16:41 No.17672455
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    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)16:42 No.17672468

    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)16:42 No.17672470
    It doesn't sound like she's tried flipping that switch.
    >> CDR Nonsense 01/25/12(Wed)16:43 No.17672478
    Only a matter of time until the Blood Ravens claim it as a "gift"
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)16:44 No.17672498
    It sure does sound like that....

    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)16:45 No.17672507
    “Y-yeah…” She bites her thumb.

    “Well, I can always try that if need be. Really though, somehow I doubt that is going to fix anything. How about we give fixing this bad boy up another go?”

    “I-I’m not sure how much more I can try. It d-doesn’t respond to anything.” Mika shrugs.

    “Don’t worry baby, I promise we’ll get this thing up and running, or I’m not a Grey Knight.”


    “Grey Kniiigghhhtttt~!!!” You sing as you jump down to get closer to the Titan.

    [ ] See if you can find anything wrong with the reactor

    [ ] Wah! What are we goona do in the cockpit!

    [ ] Ask Mika where to get started at
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)16:46 No.17672514
    >[ ] Wah! What are we goona do in the cockpit!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)16:47 No.17672521
    [x] Wah! What are we goona do in the cockpit!
    as if there were any other option
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/25/12(Wed)16:47 No.17672525
    Mika is Dexter, we are Dee-Dee
    [X] Ask Mika where to get started at
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)16:47 No.17672531
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)16:48 No.17672532
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    >Warhammer 40K: Dawn of Realization

    F'n lost it.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)16:48 No.17672540
    [x] Wah! What are we goona do in the cockpit!

    Make sweet sweet mech love
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/25/12(Wed)16:50 No.17672556
    To the reactor!
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/25/12(Wed)16:50 No.17672559
    I read that in Chef's voice
    >> Rubbish Soldier 01/25/12(Wed)16:50 No.17672562
    [ ] See if you can find anything wrong with the reactor
    Obvious snu snu option is trap
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)16:52 No.17672582
    [x] Wah! What are we goona do in the cockpit!
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/25/12(Wed)16:53 No.17672590
    Also, technicly anything we do is basicly an interaction with the Titan's Princep.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)16:53 No.17672592
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)16:59 No.17672662
    Bitchslap the unwilling machine spirit.
    Titan needs some tough loving.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)17:00 No.17672669


    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)17:03 No.17672699
    Well, if it isn't running, there certainly isn't any harm in you crawling all up ins.

    Though you are going to have to ditch your armor first, as you know from your shows that they don't pilot these things in power armor.

    "Hey babe?" You call out.

    "W-wha?!" Mika drops her wrench, startled perhaps at being called such a thing.

    "I need you to help me get naked."

    "H-huh?! W-wh-what?!" She stammers, clamping down on the wrench she only just picked back up.

    "Its hard to get this power armor off without help, shit is heavy. Mind giving me a hand with it?"

    "O-oh. Yeah I'll h-help..."

    Its somehow quite enjoyable, letting Mika remove the armor pieces. Though she's a bit hesitant, having never done such a thing before, she quickly gets the hang of it as her knowledge of mechanics takes over.

    "The-there!" She smiles, putting your hat back on after it slipped off.

    "Thanks! Now tell me how to open the hatch. No wait, I'll figure it out." You turn back and start scaling the ladder leading up to the cockpit.

    "B-b-but! You shouldn't go inside it! Y-you aren't trained to drive it!"

    You turn back to look down at the tech-priestess, who is worriedly fingering her robes as she stares up at you, wide-eyed.

    "Don't worry, that's never stopped me before." You smile as you find some kind of toggle for the cockpit, which hisses open.

    "T-t-t-thats exactly why I'm w-worried!" She stammers, before starting up the ladder after you.

    You sink down into the main Moderataii seat, the Princeps seat, if you recall anything from your Imperial Titan dramas.

    The sight before you is daunting. Controls. Controls everywhere.

    But hey, you've watched a lot of shit, how hard can this be? Hell, its like you've already driven one yourself. Practically.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)17:04 No.17672711
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    Mikla should try to slap it with her boobs.
    Delicious boobs...
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)17:06 No.17672736
    [ ] See if Mika knows how to link up with the Titan

    [ ] Try to do so yourself

    [ ] See how it reacts to Eldar mind powers
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/25/12(Wed)17:07 No.17672744
    [X] See if Mika knows how to link up with the Titan
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)17:07 No.17672745
    [ ] Try to do so yourself

    It worked well for us so far
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)17:07 No.17672753
    [ ] See if Mika knows how to link up with the Titan
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    Max is gonna try driving a Titan.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)17:08 No.17672770
    Mind powers up in hurr!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)17:09 No.17672776
    [ ] See how it reacts to Eldar mind powers
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)17:10 No.17672786
    [X] See if Mika knows how to link up with the Titan
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)17:12 No.17672817
    Yay, finally read through all of the archives. Here's hoping this thread's still active by the time I get through...
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)17:12 No.17672818
    Mind powers up in this!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)17:14 No.17672848


    And then Max was the titan. And the daemon prince.

    Daemon titan.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)17:15 No.17672865
    ISP-chan, hey ISP-chan!
    Can I have good internet today and no random disconnects?

    >No fuck you, 50$ a month for our awful service is perfectly acceptable and tough shit if you want to switch because we're the only game in town.


    (But seriously, speed test is at a ping of 234 and I'm getting about .1mb/s) Going to go refresh errything real quick
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)17:17 No.17672883
    +1 for Titan Demon Prince
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/25/12(Wed)17:25 No.17672973
    Eldar Mind Powers!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)17:27 No.17672997
    [X] See if Mika knows how to link up with the Titan
    mika gave us this, she should definitely be involved in it.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)17:27 No.17673002
    [X] See if Mika knows how to link up with the Titan

    Hopefully it involves her stepping in there with us~
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)17:28 No.17673011
    [X] See if Mika knows how to link up with the Titan
    I feel like this will end best, as she seems to at least have an idea of what she's doing.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)17:30 No.17673023

    I agree. If her first suggestion was cock-slapping, maybe she'll have some more interesting suggestions.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)17:31 No.17673042
    [X] See if Mika knows how to link up with the Titan

    We are not losing this thing Mika found, for us, by the Emperor.
    (lso, Tzeentch, I'd like to note that we can totally become the babysitter for your kids if you try and screw us on this)
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)17:33 No.17673072
    [ ] See how it reacts to Eldar mind powers

    Mind TITAN CANNON ftw.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)17:34 No.17673080
    Riding a Titan together, that has got to give you so much points with a Techpriestess.
    It just has to.

    [X] See if Mika knows how to link up with the Titan
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)17:35 No.17673091
    Btw, dunno if you're still here, but is that Nod quest gonna be on tg too? Fuck man do I want to see that.
    Also, I'm more or less considering getting a twitter account purely for heretical love... Damn you Papa N for driving me to social media!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)17:38 No.17673113
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)17:38 No.17673117
    She found it.
    It's only fair that we should ask her if she knows how to handle this, before we do anything.

    [X] See if Mika knows how to link up with the Titan
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)17:39 No.17673126
    [X] See if Mika knows how to link up with the Titan
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)17:39 No.17673130
    Mind powers, all the way.
    >> OD'ing on HERESY 01/25/12(Wed)17:40 No.17673146
    [X] See if Mika knows how to link up with the Titan

    Did you fuckers already forget what happened to the Predator?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)17:41 No.17673152
    Fuck it, we're going to ride in our Titan with the cute Techpriestess girl, all the way!

    Who knows, maybe then we can convince her to sing for us, while we're in there...

    [X] See if Mika knows how to link up with the Titan
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)17:42 No.17673171
    Seconded, I don't trust us with this Titan, without some support.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)17:43 No.17673182
    Sure is same fagging in here.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)17:44 No.17673203
    Welcome to Heretical Love Part every_single_one_of_them,
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)17:45 No.17673209
    We didn't use our mind powers on the predator. If we get to directly push the machine spirit around, it should be much more intuitive.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)17:45 No.17673217
    Assume direct control with eldar mind powers.

    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)17:46 No.17673228
    Oh I'm well aware, I'm merely amused by the extra little effort being given so as to give each post a slightly different opinion whilst still all saying the same thing
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)17:47 No.17673236
    Are you saying Max getting to assume complete control would actually improve our chances of getting to keep something instead of having it blow up?

    Because that does not sound like what this thing has been all about.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)17:47 No.17673238
    "Hey, you got any idea how to drive this thing?"

    "W-well, not really..." Mika laments as she climbs into the seat behind you.

    "But you should put this on." She slips a band around your head.

    "Not that its going to matter, though, i-its probably not going to do anything..." She sighs.

    "I can kind of control it with my mind, right?" You ask, though the entire Titan remains lifeless.

    "Y-yeah, well, I think?" She looks just as lost as you are, really.

    "Any idea what might start this bad boy up?" You turn around in your seat to face her.

    "W-well, no. Like I said, I've tried e-everything." She looks disappointed at her own failure.

    "Hmmm..." You rub your chin, deep in thought, before an idea strikes you.

    Gently you place your hands on Mika's head, keeping her from retreating, as you look her in the eyes.

    "M-Max, wh-what are you..."

    You kiss her.

    A long one, not letting her go. For a second it seems like she wants to retreat, or at least panic, but you don't allow her to. Soon her own hands come to rest on your arms.

    With a terrible screeching groan, the reactor ignites.

    Finally you let her break the kiss, and she pulls back slightly.

    "H-how did you... How did you know th-that would work?" She asks, clearly in awe.

    "Huh? I didn't, I just wanted to do that." You smile.

    As you do, the vulcan mega bolter lets loose a volley that shreds a wall of boxes lining a far wall.

    "And I should probably check myself before I wreck myself..."
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)17:49 No.17673257
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    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)17:49 No.17673260
    >Gently you place your hands on Mika's head, keeping her from retreating, as you look her in the eyes.

    >"M-Max, wh-what are you..."

    >You kiss her.

    >A long one, not letting her go. For a second it seems like she wants to retreat, or at least panic, but you don't allow her to. Soon her own hands come to rest on your arms.


    Best Techpriestess, and sure as hell best way to awaken a Titan, ever.
    >> OD'ing on HERESY 01/25/12(Wed)17:50 No.17673274
    Evangelion mind-link GO!
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    we have to make sure armaments work, the only way we can be sure the titan will be able to unleash its load(ed armaments) all over the face of our mortal enemy is to unleash our load into Mika.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)17:52 No.17673287
    Hmmm, you may be right. Max does have a way with wrecking vehicles unconsciously.
    Even if we could just give it commands like "walk there" and "shoot that", his subconscious would probably make it walk off a cliff anyway.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)17:52 No.17673288
    I love you, Papa-N.
    This is the best thing ever!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)17:54 No.17673309
    It's not possible yet, but once science finds out how, I will carry your babies, papa N
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)17:55 No.17673314
    Words cannot begin to describe how very much I want this to happen.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)17:57 No.17673339
    "E-easy!" Mika yells as the Titan takes two steps backwards, wavering precariously as though about to trip. Which it likely is about to do.

    "Relax, I've got this shit all under control." You look back and grin at her, which ignites the plasma blastgun, resulting in a massive charred section of wall and one very shaken up tech-priestess.

    "O-oh no! S-SLaDOS is going to k-kill me for this!" She cries as the warhound shuffles to the right, leaning heavily into a massive steel girder.


    Perhaps you don't really have this thing under control...

    Which is a sentiment cemented in your mind as the Titan takes two steps forwards, whirls around, and starts heading right at a massive pit in the floor about two hundred yards away.

    "Oh shiiittttttt!!!!" You try to will this thing to turn around, which only puzzles the Titan into discharging another salvo of vulcan rounds into a nearby lemon russ hull, which is shredded by the heavy rounds.

    "Max! Stop walking!" Mika pleads, grabbing you by the shoulders as she watches out the view screen in horror.

    1d20 for drivan ability
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)17:58 No.17673349
    rolled 13 = 13

    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)17:58 No.17673354
    rolled 4 = 4

    Rolling for Bane of the Machine Spirit
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)17:59 No.17673356
    rolled 2 = 2

    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)17:59 No.17673358
    rolled 18 = 18


    Max can drive when it counts.

    Or is that only bikes?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)17:59 No.17673362
    rolled 13 = 13

    Omnissiah hear my plea, let this be a nat 20...
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/25/12(Wed)17:59 No.17673366
    rolled 8 = 8

    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)18:01 No.17673376
    Everyone, please, stop rolling.
    We've got 13's, and an 18.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)18:01 No.17673381
    rolled 20 = 20

    fuck you
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)18:01 No.17673384
    rolled 6 = 6

    come on remember all those episodes of mobile suit
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)18:02 No.17673391
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)18:02 No.17673392
    rolled 3 = 3

    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)18:02 No.17673397
    And everything went better than expected!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)18:02 No.17673399
    rolled 13 = 13

    Oh Snap.
    You sure showed him.
    Sucks that i'll ruin your roll
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)18:02 No.17673401
    FUCK... forgot to replace the dice by noko...
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)18:03 No.17673402
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    Dice speak louder than words, I guess.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)18:04 No.17673410
    Dammit, only just started posting in /tg/, not used to the dice yet, sorry for this:
    >> OD'ing on HERESY 01/25/12(Wed)18:04 No.17673413
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)18:04 No.17673414
    If this is the kind of results we'll get, I'm happy to accept someone rolling after I asked everyone to stop!

    Now we've got that Nat 20.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)18:05 No.17673418
    rolled 16 = 16

    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)18:05 No.17673423
    this may be the best thing I've ever done in an HL thread
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)18:05 No.17673427
    Rather than stopping, the Titan makes a hard left, which thankfully avoids the pit anyways.

    "Why the fuck is there even a FUCKING PIT in here?" You shout as you struggle to control the beast, which you aren't really succeeding at.

    "Mmmmmmmmm.....!" Mika seems glued to the screen as the Titan fumbles along, barely staying on its feet.

    Shit, you've got to at least get it together enough to not fall flat on your face.

    Concentrating as hard as you can, you focus on the legs. After several teetering moments, they slow to a stop. You let out a huge sigh of relief.

    "See?" You turn to Mika with a grin.

    "Piece of cake."

    A distant rumble, and the entire complex seems to shake. Lights flicker on and off, causing both of you to pause.

    "What was that?" You ask, looking around, wondering if you did something.

    "I don't know..." Mika whispers.

    "~We have a slight problem.~" SLaDOS's melodic tone rings through the cockpit.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)18:06 No.17673431
    As though the dice know you're new.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)18:06 No.17673436
    did i liiiive?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)18:07 No.17673446
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    >mfw STILL noone knows that Papa only takes the first roll made, unless a 1 turns up somewhere.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)18:08 No.17673449
    I shudder to think what would've happened if we hadn't gotten that Nat 20...
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)18:08 No.17673456
    I thought Nat 20's also counted.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)18:09 No.17673458

    He averages the rolls unless a 1 or 20 shows up.

    Or if he says first roll taken (usually for 1d6)
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)18:09 No.17673462
    "Problem? Nah, I think I've finally gotten the hang of her." You tell the image of SLaDOS on the communication screen, giving her a thumbs-up.

    Which triggers yet another vulcan burst.

    "~That may be, but we still have a slight problem.~" SLaDOS replies.

    "W-what's wrong?!" Mika asks, a bit more panicked than you would expect. Its probably just some stupid issue, earthquake or something.

    "~Well, a Chaos Reaver attacking the base, to be precise.~"
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)18:09 No.17673466

    on 1d6 first roll counts

    1d20 it goes 1>20>everything else
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)18:09 No.17673469
    Yes, the dice felt my newfaggotry, despite my earlier roll of 13
    btw, that 3 roll was an accidental samefag roll, that doesn't make it count right? ...right?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)18:11 No.17673476
    Fuck it with our mega bolter and titanic titan penis
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)18:11 No.17673487
    O shit son I see it now.
    >roll for combat
    >nat 1's everywhere
    >Titan now getting raped by a Reaver
    >I will get one of the nat 1's
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/25/12(Wed)18:12 No.17673488
    That makes the mad posts for 20's more likely to give us a bell curve. Fun
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)18:12 No.17673489
    >mfw Failbaddon DARES show his faggot face around here with his gay-ass reaver.

    Let's rape his shit.

    What is the Warhound armed with? Please say some type of giant fist so we can both rip his arms off AND fist-fuck his titan.

    We'll rip his arms while fist-fucking his titan!
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    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)18:13 No.17673497
    Ohshit, we're screwed... Max will prolly wreck our titan, let's just hope he takes the reaver with it, and not the base.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)18:13 No.17673501
    Do titans haves dicks?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)18:14 No.17673519
    QUICK! go fishing
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)18:20 No.17673570
    "Wha-what?!" Mika screams, gripping your shoulders even harder.

    "Shit! How do I get this thing outside?!" You ask the AI.

    In response, a massive door opens up to your right. Well, that should work.

    Though it takes every ounce of concentration you can muster, you get the Titan moving. Left foot, right foot, left foot...

    "Let me out!" Mika shouts, giving you a shake.

    "Huh? Why? We're safe in here, I've got this." You try to reassure her.

    "T-thats not it! There's a Vanquisher here, I'll give you and Rex some support!" She has a look of fire about her, and you can tell she's not lying. She did mention being able to drive a tank.

    "Got it, give me some cover." You pop open the hatch and Mika scrambles out.

    Sure enough, she sprints over to a large tarp, which when she rips off reveals the special Lemon Russ underneath. It doesn't take her long to hop in, followed by several servo skulls you assume will help her crew it.

    "Alright, are you ready?" You ask through the comm.

    "R-ready. Just don't do anything st-stupid." Mika replies.

    "Yeah, stupid, right. Like try to go titan-to-titan against a larger mech with an actual crew..." You whisper to yourself.

    Well, here goes nothing. You lug the beast up the ramp and into the sunlight.

    The Reaver gleams in the light, it's black paint contrasting harshly against its white accents.

    "Hello, Max." Abbadon's voice rings out in your cockpit over the speakers.

    "Get fucked." You scowl.

    "Well well, certainly no way to talk to such an old friend." The warmaster laughs, and you can surmise he's inside that Reaver right now.

    "A soon to be dead one, eat this!" You concentrate power to your right arm, which activates the blastgun. The bolt misses wide left, however.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)18:22 No.17673586
    A retaliatory shot hits your Titan in lower torso, and warnings ring out through your cockpit. You aren't going to win a straight up slugging match, you are going to need something more.

    [ ] Get Rex and Mika to circle around for better firing angles while you distract the Reaver

    [ ] Try to knock out it's knee

    [ ] Combine
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)18:23 No.17673603
    [x] Combine

    It's too awesome to not work!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)18:23 No.17673607
    >immediate response: i'm gonna hop in the vanquisher
    i love this woman.

    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)18:24 No.17673611
    [X] Combine
    Our drill shall pierce their anus!
    >> Platyspy 01/25/12(Wed)18:24 No.17673618
    >Lemon Russ
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)18:24 No.17673620
    >[X] Combine
    What could it mean?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)18:26 No.17673640
    [XXX] Gattai.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)18:26 No.17673641
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nAn9BeK3YU&feature=related IT IS TIME
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 01/25/12(Wed)18:27 No.17673650

    Our Titan is the Titan that will pierce the heavens!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)18:28 No.17673662
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    [ ] Combine

    >mfw the HL2 Combine show up and dark energy the shit out of the Reaver.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)18:30 No.17673681
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    [X] Combine
    what else could it be?
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    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 01/25/12(Wed)18:35 No.17673735
    That would be acceptable.
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 01/25/12(Wed)18:38 No.17673755

    >It's a combine gunship! TAKE COVER!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)18:39 No.17673767
    [X] Combine

    THIS is too awesome to fail.

    Us combining with her would be the best thing ever.
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    Is that how we combine?
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)18:43 No.17673822
    "Mika, don't freak out, but I have a plan."

    "P-plan?!" She sounds quite unsure.

    You activate the left arm, trying to access its fist rather than the Vulcan bolter. It seems to have worked, because you hold the closed fist up to the cockpit.

    "Simple, we are going to combine."

    "Wha...!?" You don't give her time to finish as you snatch up the tank and hold it in your Titans fist.

    "M-Max, p-p-put me down!"

    Too late now, you slam the russ down onto the top of the warhound.

    "Master Abbadon... What am I looking at here?"
    "I'm not sure."

    "M...Max..." Mika starts.

    "Gattai!!!" You shout, pumping all of your mind powers into the Titan. Sure enough, it begins.

    Massive powerfists replace the guns, which become shoulder mounted. Mika's tank becomes the head, and you can feel her own unique power flowing into the new machine.

    *Arf* Rex barks, shooting at you. You catch the shot, and stick it onto the front of Mika's tank.

    Rex had fired a large pair of shades at you.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)18:45 No.17673846

    Seriously though, I thought the combine option would be to combine the previous 2 tactics... This is much better though.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)18:46 No.17673851
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)18:46 No.17673852
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    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)18:48 No.17673869

    lol, did you draw that? saved hard

    also going to have to pick this up later, need food and isp is failing on me hard, last post was with Droid and it just takes too long. it might not be tonight, depending on how long it takes me to do the maths I hate to do. plus all my other homework.

    I'll be able to talk though, and just tossing up an update but I have 2 planned routes so far for the VN, but I will probably cap it at 4.
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 01/25/12(Wed)18:48 No.17673875
    Same here...

    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)18:49 No.17673879
    Dat cliffhanger.
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    Dear God. We Peirce Chao's heavens with our mighty drill.

    >waiting for papa to ask for a roll for manly spirit
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)18:50 No.17673895
    Nope it's an old pic I got from /tg/
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)18:52 No.17673908
    I must ask though, newfag as I am, what VN stands for.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)18:53 No.17673924
    Visual Novel, maybe?
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)18:55 No.17673938

    Visual novel.

    which is now up to like 300 lines of text
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)18:56 No.17673957
    Hey, Papa-N, I don't know if this has been answered, but will Eight get to meet that Dark Eldar girl again, at some point?
    I think he deserves it, given how much of a bro he's been towards us.

    Virtual Novel, probably.
    Basically, Papa-N is planning on doing a game.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)18:57 No.17673962
    Sweet, I can hardly wait.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)19:06 No.17674048

    Yes, all I can say without spoilers.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)19:14 No.17674126
    And suddenly I realise that mika is the onle one of the popular girls (as in, more than 1 visit) that hasn't had Max' inquisitorial treatment yet. We should aim to correct that, but I can't help myself but think the current status quo with her being the shy girl is so cute...
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)19:15 No.17674137
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    thanks for the thread, papa.

    and for that mini, the post office lost the parts in transit, and i'm tracking them down. sorry its taking so damn long. alas, the dangers of ebay over an LGS.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)19:16 No.17674148
    I've been trying to figure out the last two routes though, aside from both flavors of Eldar. As much as I would like to include more, four is probably the peak I can manage
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)19:19 No.17674178

    I know that feel when shit is lost in transit. I've only ever bought a few things on ebay but I've been lucky its all worked out.
    >> CDR Nonsense 01/25/12(Wed)19:21 No.17674186
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    Fight da powah battle brother, fight da powah
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/25/12(Wed)19:23 No.17674227
    What routes are going to be available.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)19:31 No.17674308

    Dark eldar, the one from the thread.

    Eldar but not sure if farseer or banshee

    Last two I'm not sure of. sob/tau/daemonette/idk

    As soon as my stylus gets here I might try some character art, but I'm a terrible drawfag so it will likely look like shit.
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/25/12(Wed)19:33 No.17674319
    Kaleshi is clearly a good choice
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)19:37 No.17674353

    err... its based on Eight not Max.

    I could do a kaleshi like daemon though
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/25/12(Wed)19:42 No.17674395
    I fail at comprehension apparently.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)19:45 No.17674423
    IF a daemonette is involved, I hope it's a nurglette. Gotta love then gifts of Nurgle.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)19:49 No.17674459

    That or a tzeentchette I think, if there is one.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)19:49 No.17674461

    I'll second this.

    I've been kinda disappointed Max hasn't ran into Nyx again.
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/25/12(Wed)19:59 No.17674551
    There is, however the others have recieved far more attention
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)20:01 No.17674584

    well maybe some just as planned for Eight, then.

    What spess mahrine group is most likely to make a good teacher?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)20:04 No.17674625
    So you will be running a story for Eight, after this Quest thread for Max is done?
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)20:06 No.17674646

    Maybe about the events of HLQ but his before and after story is going to primarily be in the VN.
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/25/12(Wed)20:08 No.17674677
    Depends what you want. If Tg canon, then reasonable marines/knights imperator seem a good choice. If not, I would suggest the mentor legion. Innovative tactics and experimental weapons on my space marine chapter? It's more likely than you think...
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)20:12 No.17674727
    You know, I wouldn't mind seeing Eight meeting up with the girl again, even if it's only briefly, in Heretical Love.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/25/12(Wed)20:12 No.17674728
    Finaly back
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)20:31 No.17674976
    Here I was thinking we were going to fool Mika into thinking the Titan was powered by sex, and get laid inside a titan cockpit.

    Heh. Cockpit.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)20:35 No.17675029
    I may be able to do a short continuation in a bit, going to be a shorter one though since I have class all day tomorrow starting early and ending late.
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/25/12(Wed)20:56 No.17675303
    Sounds good
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)21:16 No.17675542
    Overtime soon fellow heretics
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    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)21:39 No.17675843

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