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    47 KB BOONEQUEST (continued) Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 01/24/12(Tue)18:00 No.17660603  
    Picking up where we left off.

    here's the refresher for thems that need it:

    and don't worry, there's no rush. Get up to speed, you may need to think.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 01/24/12(Tue)18:13 No.17660780
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    Put basically, there is a nasty ass METAL HERETEK HAND running around, and you're not sure whether to go to the surface yet or not.

    There are some places you may not have explored to your satisfaction also, and perhaps more questions you may want to ask.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)18:14 No.17660783
    Surface time! But before we head up, make sure everyone knows about the heretek hand.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 01/24/12(Tue)18:18 No.17660846
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    Going to the surface will totally end the level, just so you know.

    Here is your gear, for the record.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)18:24 No.17660934
    Bullshit, we're not leaving our comerades when that Heretek is pulling a goddamn Nagash! We take care of it now!
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)18:30 No.17661020
    I'd say we really need to get that heretek hand first.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 01/24/12(Tue)18:41 No.17661145
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    MINHELM interjects, as expected.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)18:47 No.17661215
    Eh? Of course Minhelm, whats on your mind.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 01/24/12(Tue)18:58 No.17661324
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    MINHELM agrees that getting rid of the HERETEK HAND is the way to go. With it running around, it could sabotage the KORNHEISER, or other electrical devices.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)19:01 No.17661343
    lets take a vote to see if we should go or not
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)19:02 No.17661361
    The NPC says we go and I agree
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 01/24/12(Tue)19:03 No.17661374
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    MINHELM suggests that, if we were to use an obvious and unarmed victem like NEL, as bait, then we could lure it out.

    MINHELM's aim is not that good, so she would then need you to hold it in place with SPECTRAL HANDS and then she'll blast it.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)19:05 No.17661394
    >go after the hand
    is what I meant to type.

    >fsystem year
    Yes Captcha, Fuck the system, YEARH!
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)19:07 No.17661414
    wait, if it only goes after people who are alone...
    Maybe check to see if HUNT made it to the medbay.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)19:07 No.17661417

    How about Boone volunteers to be the bait?
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 01/24/12(Tue)19:08 No.17661421
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    MINHELM also recalls you mentioning that this HERETEK, SPOKANE has a second brain as a back-up server of sorts. As the hand is being controlled by the second brain, most likely, if we can find that we can at least slow it down.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)19:09 No.17661438
    Check on HUNT to see if he made it to MEDBAY, then all go check out and try to find the second back-up brain.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 01/24/12(Tue)19:11 No.17661472
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    GM: You guys said you escorted him during the last session, and while I'm not usually into that sort of 'oh yeah its taken care of' game play, in this instance I feel that LOWRY has suffered enough. He's safe now.

    Seriously, guy became a miner after his kid died and his wife left him because she blamed him for the death. Wasn't his fault at all.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)19:16 No.17661538

    We should look for the back-up before trying to bait it out.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 01/24/12(Tue)19:24 No.17661612
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    MINHELM seems to find your ambiguity a little vexing.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)19:33 No.17661715
    Hmm what are some of the areas we have not explored or would we know that?

    If not maybe we should take a look around to see if we can find an area we have not checked yet.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)19:38 No.17661760
    I should rephrase this, is there any areas we can recall that we did not explore fully that we could return to.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 01/24/12(Tue)19:50 No.17661895
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    You decide to retrace your steps, stopping whenver you notice anything strange. The MINE seems normal, but it is when you head back DOWN into the SECURITY AREA that something different is happening.

    SPOKANE is awake.
    >> Guardsman Wilson 95 01/24/12(Tue)19:51 No.17661914
    "A backup system would need to be in a place with adequate power and connections for at least a cogitator plus a transmitter. It would probably have to be dry because even I know that machines get angry when wet. Probably also has to be in a place that's fairly central with no major ore deposits around it that could interfere with the machine's signals.... Nel, can you narrow down our choices to only rooms where those conditions are met?"
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)19:53 No.17661935
    What a colossal fagot.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)19:54 No.17661951
    Praise the sun, Boone quest is back
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 01/24/12(Tue)20:00 No.17662042
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    NEL has been thinking this also, and can only assume that, based on it's importance, is somewhere hidden and laregly sealed off. The mines would likely be too dangrous a place for it. She reasons that it would be put near somewhere that is not going to see much danger or conflict.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)20:02 No.17662069

    The incinerator room. That, or the vending machines.
    >> Guardsman Wilson 95 01/24/12(Tue)20:03 No.17662079
    Call Leo, "while we were moving about at any point did you hear or sense a powerful machine that you couldn't see or that didn't belong?"

    Also we should probably lock the hover car then swap out Nel for Leo for this stage
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)20:11 No.17662169
    All of the miners have been wearing big bulky suits with breathing systems, right? Ask Leo or Nel (or Leo to ask Hunt for us) if we need to find suits or at least rebreathers for the deeper parts of the mine due to hazardous gasses, materials, etc.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 01/24/12(Tue)20:21 No.17662309
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    LEOKADIA seems to be willing to offer a service without you having to actually commit to having her as a team mate. Could be useful, who knows?

    HUNT says the suits were as a precaution in case of gas or falling rocks, but there's never been any.
    >> Guardsman Wilson 95 01/24/12(Tue)20:24 No.17662362
    didn't we once have a map of the facility?
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)20:27 No.17662404
    Sweep the processing room.
    >> Guardsman Wilson 95 01/24/12(Tue)20:28 No.17662428

    makes sense, important, central, adaquate power, if that fails I suggest the guard's room, also we should go look through the armory, I know the guards took all the shit, but still worth a look.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)20:30 No.17662452
    map would be helpful
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 01/24/12(Tue)20:31 No.17662479
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    Yup, one crappily drawn map.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)20:38 No.17662577
    The reactor seems to be the most isolated part of the plant, might want to check there.

    A little off topic...did we ever go into the plant room?
    >> Guardsman Wilson 95 01/24/12(Tue)20:39 No.17662584
    HOLD UP!

    Contact the assassin in orbit, ask her if s/he noticed any supposedly mundane rooms that higher ups frequently went into for long stretches, or if there are any rooms without machinery that she saw mechanics going into or out of.

    Explain what we're looking for, she might be able to help having infiltrated the guards.

    If that doesn't turn up anything have Leo do the processing room then look in the interrogation chamber and the comms chamber, if we find any leads we might have Leo sweep those too.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)20:40 No.17662610
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 01/24/12(Tue)20:46 No.17662714
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    LEOKADIA does a broad FERRIC LURE on the PROCESSING ROOM, but find nothing unusual. She does note that since the last time she was here, the vibrations under the floor are getting stronger.
    >> Guardsman Wilson 95 01/24/12(Tue)20:53 No.17662817

    "is there a room under the processing room?"
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 01/24/12(Tue)20:55 No.17662851
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    BURDELL is as helpful as she can be.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)20:56 No.17662858
    According to the map, it's either Medical, the Lounge, or the Plant.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 01/24/12(Tue)20:57 No.17662880
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    It's not somewhere on the map. It'd be a lousy hidden room if it were.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)20:58 No.17662908
    Unless that's what he wants us to think. Hide in plain sight and all that.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/24/12(Tue)20:58 No.17662909
    I'm going to assume the place we are looking for is not on the map and that the entrance is somewhere on the security floor.
    >inb4 its in the WC
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/24/12(Tue)21:00 No.17662933
    Huh, I guess that makes it even more likely to be a secret entrance on the security level.
    >> Guardsman Wilson 95 01/24/12(Tue)21:00 No.17662934


    We go put our ear to the floor in each room on the security floor listening for the one that has the loudest humming and vibrations under it.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)21:00 No.17662942
    'The great mind behind this whole empire is quite literally beneth my shit'. It probably is.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)21:01 No.17662964
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 01/24/12(Tue)21:11 No.17663088
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    Hey yeah. Godek DID say that. And he's the sort of guy who MEANS literally when he SAYS literally (rare trait these days, damn shame - I blame wrestling commentators)

    captcha: DrinKo Scotch
    Captcha, you've had worse ideas.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)21:13 No.17663109
    >> Guardsman Wilson 95 01/24/12(Tue)21:21 No.17663246

    Scan those toilets (and other parts of the WC) like there is no tommarrow

    Also, get ready for combat if necessary.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)21:25 No.17663305
    Travel theme.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 01/24/12(Tue)21:31 No.17663410
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    LEOKADIA casts another FERRIC LURE in the washroom and confirms that there is indeed something metal beneath the floor. She then politely excuse herself from the room and then, if your ears don't decieve you, runs like all get out back to the MEDBAY.

    This was not the evening you envisioned.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)21:33 No.17663446
    Read what's writting on that tile under our left boot.
    >> Guardsman Wilson 95 01/24/12(Tue)21:34 No.17663461

    now we just need to get to it

    anyone got a better idea then flush the toilet three times?
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)21:37 No.17663497
    Break glass...err mirror in case of emergency.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)21:37 No.17663513
    Break the mirror?
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/24/12(Tue)21:42 No.17663589
    Theres a panel on the ceiling.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)21:42 No.17663594
    Try turning the shower on to maximum coldness. Who would be mad enough to take a cold shower? A flawless disguise if I've ever seen one.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)21:43 No.17663602
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)21:44 No.17663628
    read the tile. Worst case scenario, move toilet...SPECTRAL HANDS down the TUUUUBES.

    How big is this device we are looking for anyways, any idea?
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)21:44 No.17663635
    I think that is a light.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 01/24/12(Tue)21:45 No.17663647
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    It says "only the loyal" in high gothic, it was part of a puzzle that has already been solved.

    You jiggle the handle, but nothing happens. You notice that the toilet is actually completely, spotlessly drained.

    NEL explains that there weould have been a drop in the facilities water pressure when you drained the water tank. You remember that fondly. Seems like ages ago.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)21:46 No.17663664
    How about breaking the toilet? You could follow the pipes from there.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)21:46 No.17663684

    I can't make it out because of the resolution, and a little bit of pixellation, but...

    One of the tiles has "Tomato Fruit" drawn on it. The hell?
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/24/12(Tue)21:46 No.17663687
    Ask companions for suggestions.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)21:47 No.17663693
    Well, knock on the walls and floor to see if there's a removable plate, or something.
    >> Guardsman Wilson 95 01/24/12(Tue)21:50 No.17663746

    probably makes sense
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 01/24/12(Tue)21:54 No.17663802
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    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)21:56 No.17663827
    "The Emporer Sends Us Forth. Do it"
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)21:57 No.17663851
    Aw shit, son. Things done got real all up ins.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)21:58 No.17663861
    Let's keep that one as a last resort.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/24/12(Tue)21:58 No.17663869
    That response...terrifies me far more than anything I've seen thus far. Do it.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)21:59 No.17663874
    Didn't C-16 have more explosives, too?

    Worst case maybe Leo or Nel could totally MacGaunt us some explosives out of misc stuff laying around the facility and mines, if we need more boom.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)22:00 No.17663898
    Unless we can lug the drill in here, this is the fastest way to get this under way.
    >> Guardsman Wilson 95 01/24/12(Tue)22:03 No.17663947

    do you see that level of deadpan

    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 01/24/12(Tue)22:04 No.17663959
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    You're the boss.
    >> Guardsman Wilson 95 01/24/12(Tue)22:04 No.17663960
    WAIT.....should we drop it down the toilet instead in the biggest cherrybomb prank ever attempted?
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/24/12(Tue)22:05 No.17663965
    Quick question, do we know what laras skills do?
    I have looked through the previous thread and I cannot find them.
    >> Guardsman Wilson 95 01/24/12(Tue)22:06 No.17663976
    pulling down our psychic hood for a helmet/goggles
    "not really"
    (with this we duck and cover)
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)22:06 No.17663979
    We should probably, you know... get out of the room too.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)22:06 No.17663983
    Did we just use a goddamn krak grenade on a toilet.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)22:09 No.17664008
    Oh no, that would be stupid!
    Oh wait... yes we did.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)22:11 No.17664035
    Every idea's
    Great when you're
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)22:11 No.17664039
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)22:14 No.17664078
    We'll need another one of those grenades... I know C-16 has like... ONE more FRAG though.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 01/24/12(Tue)22:20 No.17664158
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    Your ears ring a little.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)22:22 No.17664189
    I'm a bit disturbed Minhelm stayed that close.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)22:23 No.17664216
    Excellent! NOW LOOK INTO THE HOLE!
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)22:25 No.17664234
    Mordians are made of discipline and not giving a fuck.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 01/24/12(Tue)22:29 No.17664307
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    As you look into the hole, you see a concrete floor not too far down, the room below is lit. It'd be a safe drop.
    >> Guardsman Wilson 95 01/24/12(Tue)22:31 No.17664337

    Seriously in cannon a moridian platoon ordered to march from place to place will do so along the road, if they fall under an artillery bombardment they will not break ranks, will not seek cover, will not change their pace. They will continue marching even as shells land in their platoon and take whole squads away.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)22:33 No.17664393
    Their duty is admirable, learn something new every day.

    Lets check out the room below, make sure we have a way to get back up before jumping down though.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)22:37 No.17664434
    DOWN THE HATCH! Um... Minnie first.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)22:45 No.17664551
    The Krak SHOULD have killed anything right under the toilet.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 01/24/12(Tue)22:46 No.17664565
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    MINHELM goes down the convenient ladder first and you hear her sigh in frustration.

    "Miss...you may want to see this."

    You follow her down.

    This computer right here is some bullshit. It has some sort of data entry panel on it.

    MINHELM, ever efficiant points out that even with 'the ATTILLAN' we you can't presently destroy this thing, but you might be able to damage it enough to escape to the surface without worrying about the HERETEK HAND.
    >> Guardsman Wilson 95 01/24/12(Tue)22:47 No.17664579

    we take a large chunk of mirror off the broken mirror and use it to check the room for threats before jumping down
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/24/12(Tue)22:48 No.17664594
    A data entry panel you say? It's time to enter some data!
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)22:50 No.17664616
    Now if only we had some kind of TOOL with a SUPER STRONG end made for CUTTING AND GRINDING through things that are HARD AND TOUGH...
    Oh wait, we do. AND we have several tech experts at our disposal.
    I say we fix the drill, and fuck this motherfucker up.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)22:51 No.17664637
    i'm wondering why if C16 went apeshit how she couldn't break it....
    probably make of heresy and diamond.

    i'm voting we screw this thing up so the heretek hand doesn't try to harass us.
    then we search for stuff in this room.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 01/24/12(Tue)22:52 No.17664657
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    The attached keyboard has only numbers on it. Looks like another code.

    Nel suggests its probably a shut down failsafe that SAPP insisted upon as a sort of trust between them and SPOKANE
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)22:53 No.17664673
    Ok, lets do BOTH. turn it off, THEN fuck it up with the drill.
    If it's off the hand can't screw with us WHILE we fix the drill.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 01/24/12(Tue)22:54 No.17664689
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    The drill. Is. Not. Moveable.
    >> Guardsman Wilson 95 01/24/12(Tue)22:55 No.17664702

    is the power cord visible, failing that is there any chance we could bash in one of those vents, throw a grenade inside and call it a day?

    other options, can we find a bucket to fill with water that we can dump in one of those vents? How about using our lasgun as a lascutter (possible at the expense of our remaining power and at double normal lascutter times) to open a hole in the top for that grenade to go in?

    call Leo, we may need technomumbojumbo here
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)22:56 No.17664709

    so its up to figuring out the combination then.....
    damnit i suck at riddles.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)22:57 No.17664715
    Then we'll just have to take the computer to the drill. Never give up on an idea, no matter how ridiculously retarded it may be.
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    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)22:57 No.17664728
    You said we could FIX it!
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/24/12(Tue)22:58 No.17664731
    Ok, obvious answer is replace letters with numbers and inut them, however somehow I doubt that is the answer.

    Clearly we are not trying hard enough then.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)22:58 No.17664732

    I'm not clear on this whole "drill is/isn't moveable" thing. Which is it?
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:00 No.17664764
    No, we used that to get in... Alright, I have another idea. Can we use VOX MAN to give us a clue to this puzzle?
    Or we COULD use Nel as bait, kill the hand, THEN destroy this thing at our leisure.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:01 No.17664791
    i bet the heretek hand is also made of heresy and diamonds, same as this machine.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:02 No.17664798
    Read the quest archive a little while ago, trying to remember...there was a piece of paper in a locker that had a buncha roman numerals on it? Or did we use that in another puzzle.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:04 No.17664817
    That was a different puzzle.
    >> Guardsman Wilson 95 01/24/12(Tue)23:04 No.17664831
    also can Leo either drain this thing or overload it?
    >> Guardsman Wilson 95 01/24/12(Tue)23:05 No.17664842

    also if we go with the pour fluid in a vent or hole plan we should use that corrosive shit we found down below, you know where we fought the first big monster.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 01/24/12(Tue)23:05 No.17664843
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    Okay. I can see I haven't been clear. Sorry.

    This is the drill. It does down. It is presently busted because you ripped its wires out till you found a nice long one.

    Were it fixable, it is still attatched to a piston, attatched to a larger machine. It is not mobile. It was about 3 tons. The drill and its controls are seperate units, but necessary to eachother.

    It was there for scenerey and as a back-up power source for LEO, should she have used too much PP.

    You also could have drilled people if you had tricked them into standing there somehow.

    (there was a theoretical scenario of leading SEB in there with some porn, then switching it on, but you've taken care of SEB already.)

    The BACKUP COMPUTER OF QUITE UNBELIEVABLE HERESY is difficult to completely destroy because it is partially composed of living metal.

    Apparently SPOKANE is trying to piss everyone off, not just the Imperium.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:07 No.17664856
    Dang, I suck at puzzles.

    Well...since this device is obviously heretikal, maybe the tech priest can luminen shock it/techsorsize it in good conscience? Or drain it of energy to shut it down long enough for us to bail without heretek hand killing everyone.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:08 No.17664865
    so... heresy and diamonds, got it.

    i did like the idea of what to do about the drill with seb but we got seb pretty good already.
    we just need to sit down and figure out said puzzle, this may take a while though....
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/24/12(Tue)23:09 No.17664877
    Make of this what you will

    3 18 18 1
    10 6 16 19
    10 19 12 10
    7 11 12 19
    10 17 19 22
    15 22 18 8
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:09 No.17664879
    Living metal...necrodermis...

    Lets see what happens when we pour milk of magnesia on it?
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:11 No.17664899
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:11 No.17664905
    It can't be THAT easy... try it maybe?
    Though I DO like the idea of VOX MAN help.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 01/24/12(Tue)23:11 No.17664913
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    LEOKADIA drains energy from things of a compatible energy source, which this thing, on many level, does not have.

    The fluid was actually only very slightly caustic, it didnt even tarnish the alluminium can you put it in.

    SPOKANES body is much more destructable than this computer, but so long as this computer is around, he will be difficult to destroy completely.

    Even with his fancy backup brain, enough shots with the right weapons would see him dead, but you don't have a lot of MELTA weapons lying around.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/24/12(Tue)23:12 No.17664922
    Oh I agree, I'm merely posting it in that form so people can see what the letters are like transposed to numbers. If anyone can see any patterns there...
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:12 No.17664933
    We can get more from the machine.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:13 No.17664946

    Milk of Magnesia is a laxative, by the way.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:14 No.17664954
    Well... What if we spammed the Teleporter? I mean, raid the Mecanicus shrine in a bit, THEN spammed the Teleporter.
    Maybe one of our buddies would have one.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:15 No.17664969
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    ... So we're going to give the living metal computer the Necron equivalent of dysentery.

    BRILLIANT! Pour it down whatever exposed holes or bits there are!
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:16 No.17664991
    Is there any tin foil in the facility? Cause we could cover it in tin foil to fuck up its wireless signal so it can't control the freaky heretek hand. And if that doesn't work, we can wrap the foil around ourselves and pretend to be robots.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 01/24/12(Tue)23:16 No.17664994
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    That's not it, sadly.
    You place another call to VOX MAN who seem's delighted to hear from you.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 01/24/12(Tue)23:18 No.17665038
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    Also, pouring the MILK of MAGNESIA into the NECROCOMPUTER just makes it evaporate, but that's cool. You totally get some more.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:18 No.17665039
    Too bad we don't ACTUALLY HAVE Jurgen here, instead of just a vending machine bearing his namesake. Not only would he have a melta (like he always does, even when he doesn't-like batmand and kryptonite, I tell you) He'd tag along with Cain, who is dashing, handsome, and extremely awesome.

    But for now, It looks like we'll have to solve that puzzle. Dang.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:20 No.17665076
    My Chest, I've got my nut off.

    What do you know about HERESY COMPUTER and it's CODE?
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:21 No.17665098
    Then you would be LUCAS with the lid off.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:22 No.17665120
    >Very Relaxing, WITH A BLUSH
    If I remember right, "Would you rub my boobs" was the last thing mini-Boone said.
    As Nel stared on... unfeeling.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:26 No.17665172
    And Lara replied "Okey Dokey"
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 01/24/12(Tue)23:27 No.17665199
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    He has picked an odd time to be whimsical.

    he also adds:

    "You of all Alice Boone, would feel safest when you are looking at a Commissars back, would you not?"

    he then laughs until you hang up.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:29 No.17665217
    Should we like... WAIT A DANG DAMN MINUTE!
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/24/12(Tue)23:29 No.17665224
    Commissar trading card then?
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:31 No.17665245
    Right... be we also need to stare at a lady's ass.
    You know... just on case that's what we meant.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:33 No.17665286
    Put the flipped trading cards on a lady's ass!
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 01/24/12(Tue)23:33 No.17665287
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    Very well, here is Jaes Quellens's card.

    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:35 No.17665309
    So 37,0,68,20,500. K next?
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 01/24/12(Tue)23:35 No.17665313
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    And here is John Fuklaw's card.

    You stare at NEL's butt for good measure. It's a decnet butt, but you've no real attatchement to it. There's only one butt for you, really.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:36 No.17665336
    And 78,879,104,14,8000. Ok try those.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:37 No.17665347
    But for WHAT?
    Which ones do we punch those into?
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/24/12(Tue)23:37 No.17665349
    GOT IT!

    The first two letters refer to the commisar, the last two refer to the stat.


    JQSV is 68
    JFPS is 8000

    We need more cards.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:38 No.17665366
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 01/24/12(Tue)23:38 No.17665367
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    The numbers you enter do not work. Rather, the data screens dont seem to be able to hold that many characters.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:39 No.17665391
    What have these cards been printed on? I see strange looking code, like the ink has been sucked out of it. Maybe put a light behind the card?
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:39 No.17665398
    Yep. Where could we find them...Though we probably know CR's range accuracy ourselves right?
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:39 No.17665402
    How many number is screen/s able to hold?
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:40 No.17665414

    we need more cards
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:40 No.17665415
    SHIT SON! you ROCK!
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 01/24/12(Tue)23:40 No.17665419
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    WHOA! Those numbers work!

    There is a groaning thud, and the computer starts making a struggling noise like an dying motor.

    This is very good, Boone.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/24/12(Tue)23:42 No.17665441
    Does lara have any comissar cards or know any stats about the comissars?
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:42 No.17665444
    Ok so each screen hold 1 number and we have to find 4 more cards b4 the robot hand kills errything. ADVENTURE HO!
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:43 No.17665454
    Do WE, being her AIDE, know Connie's Range Accuracy?
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:44 No.17665471
    YOU! I like you.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 01/24/12(Tue)23:44 No.17665482
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    GM: Telling you guys now. With the back up brain at 2/3 capacity, you need no longer fear 'THE HERETEK HAND'
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:45 No.17665502
    Sure, sure, but if we can fuck it up EVEN MORE, then we wanna do that too.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/24/12(Tue)23:46 No.17665506
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:46 No.17665507
    True but we should try to disable this piece of heretical shit b4 we more on cuz SPOKANE will eventually break outta that hatch and kill errything if we dont.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:46 No.17665512
    Everyone to the hover car?
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:48 No.17665537
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    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 01/24/12(Tue)23:48 No.17665539
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    >Impact strength at eight thousand Newtons
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:50 No.17665578
    We SHOULD. Hell, they probably asked us when they were getting stats for the cards.
    I wonder if, at a Commissar Convention, little Boone here ever met Cain and Jurgen? And if she widdled herself and passed out with Jurgen around...
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 01/24/12(Tue)23:51 No.17665593
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    You do of course, know CONRAD RAEGE's RANGE ACCURACY, you know may things about her! Oddly though, the computer doesnt accept it. You suppose it uses out dated data.

    GM: Scout honor, SPOKANE has been taken care of for a while, you have slowed him down as best as able (better than I predcited, too!) at this point in the game. He will back later, much like any other irritating BOSS character.

    The people on the facility are safe where they are. It's YOU SPOKANE hates. Trust me.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 01/24/12(Tue)23:52 No.17665623
    Interesting. Compare how he was supposed to be accounted for with how we did, because, lest we forget, it was SIX FUCKING MONTHS AGO.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:53 No.17665632
    Having to step in with out of game knowledge to make the PCs stop what they're doing is a good reason for the PCs to keep doing what they're doing!
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:55 No.17665671
    Srry CF but why do i not believe you. Start asking after these other numbers with erryone now safe.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:56 No.17665681
    Dang. Oh well. ONE LAST check in with the Girls in the Med bay, see how the Cogboy is doing (and if there's anything we can do to help him NOT have to be hooked up to the Tube)
    Then we go... TO THE SURFACE!
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:56 No.17665689
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:01 No.17665757
    To withdraw in disgust is not cowardice. We'll be back, with more info or bigger guns. Lets head topside, NEW AREAS.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:01 No.17665763
    He HATES us? Oh come on! All we did was drop him a few hundred feet... then drop him a few more hundred feet into a giant rock grinder... then blow him up... and now are fucking up his backup...

    Besides guys, AS SOON as we find more Commissar cards, we can radio back to LEO and have HER punch the numbers in for us. If she has c-16 for an escort, then she should be able to reach this room safely. ESPECIALLY if we have her close the doors behind us and not let anyone but US back into the mine.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:05 No.17665810
    Ok, so we go back to the Medbay and tell everyone we're going topside. Tell C-16 to stick with Leo when she leaves the Medbay, tell Hunter to stay either in the medbay with SUPER TURRET, or with C-16.
    Let LEO know about NECROPUTER, and that we have already shut down a few systems, but we may get more information to shut down EVEN MORE. Also, tell LEO to go to the Security Room, WITH C-16, and, once we radio we are out of the Mine, to SHUT THE DOOR BEHIND US. And ONLY open up the mine when WE tell her to.
    In fact, tell her to sesl ALL the doors she can from the security room. Only open the ones she needs to, when she needs to.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:13 No.17665919
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    Boone Bump.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:24 No.17666037
    Hello? HELLO?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:39 No.17666252
    Well SHIT. Did CF go AWOL on us?
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 01/25/12(Wed)00:40 No.17666271
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    Get the fuck back here fagot.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:53 No.17666418
    Did CF die?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:53 No.17666426
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    Get back here, faggot. Unless you're drawing more screens then carry on.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:06 No.17666543
    It's been like an hour. He's gone broskies.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:18 No.17666640
    In any case, ARCHIVAN
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 01/25/12(Wed)01:26 No.17666705
    Woo. Sorry. Not dead.

    Had some bad internet. let's see where we are.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:31 No.17666738
    YAY AAGGGFGHSFGAFSIUHYGBHGFUJHAGTFJUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 01/25/12(Wed)01:33 No.17666753
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    At this stage, there's not much more you can do to weaken SPOKANE, but I guess you could empty a volley of las into the comp if you wanna make sure.

    GIVEN THAT, this is the best you can do at this point, even I wouldn't be a bif enough dick to have SPOKANE rain havoc on those in the MEDBAY.

    The MEDBAY has C-16 and the AUTOSENTRY they are safe, I swear to you, stand on me.

    LOCKE can be repaired with THENEZZ-AUGER parts, same as the teleporter.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:42 No.17666821
    Wel if this is the case then lets empty said las into the comp and radio LEO about MOAR CARDS info, then to the surface.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:42 No.17666826
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 01/25/12(Wed)01:58 No.17666970
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    A look or dour satisfaction on her face, MINHELM used DISCPLINED VOLLEY on the NECROCOMPUTER aking it groan and complain further until it basically silent.

    She clicks in a spare LASPAK with conciderable satisfaction.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:59 No.17666987
    >> Guardsman Wilson 95 01/25/12(Wed)02:05 No.17667028

    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 01/25/12(Wed)02:25 No.17667131
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    Agreeing to eachother that it's time, you all head back to the KORNHEISER.

    Yout put through a COMMCALL to LEOKADIA letting her know about the cards, and she totally understands.

    The KORNHEISER is only built for 2 people, but you and MINHELM are both pretty small, so sharing the backseat isn't too bad.

    It's time to get outta this place.

    How about a little launch music?

    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:32 No.17667155
    Im SOOOOOOO excite i just came.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:33 No.17667156
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    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:41 No.17667178
    Toll the Great Bell Once!
    Pull the Lever forward to engage the
    Piston and Pump...

    Toll the Great bell Twice!
    With push of button fire the Engine
    and spark the Turbine into life..

    Toll the Great Bell Thrice!
    Sing Priase to the
    God of All Machines.

    Machine spirit, I pray for our safe arrival.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 01/25/12(Wed)02:46 No.17667199
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    Did you say that? Awesome. MINHELM just got back the PP she lost because of your adherence to protocol.

    Anyway, time to lau..YAYHEEY
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:55 No.17667229
    Radio LEO and tell her to close the doors behind us. And not to open them without calling US first.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 01/25/12(Wed)02:59 No.17667251
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    As the KORNHEISER rockets through the MINE almost scraping the walls, you are very glad you decided to have someone with the PILOT skill with you.

    You put a call through to LEOKADIA telling her to shut the doors.

    She says you can count on her, and may the Emperors Love be with you.

    Who knows what you will find?
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 01/25/12(Wed)03:04 No.17667283
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    Certainly not you. This little section is gonna be concluded in the form of a properly rendered CUTSCENE COMIC, which ima post, and will hopefully finf it's way here.

    Also, because I ain't gonna draw the whole dang city at once, you guys will at some stage determine what you want to check out first. It's gonna me shorter chapters more often, hopefully.

    I'll tell you now, the mansion and the facility are destroyed and empty.

    So like, don't pick those.

    Thank you all so so much. This is the best.
    Thank you.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)03:07 No.17667301
    ...i wanted city...

    Oh well. FUCK YEAR FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)03:11 No.17667325

    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)03:11 No.17667330
    The Diner man, it has a UNIVERSAL GREETING!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)03:12 No.17667334
    Thank you Culexus, this was fun. Any idea when this might run again or is it just at random?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)03:13 No.17667341
    As always Mr. Culexus this was great, worth every minute of lost sleep. Godspeed.
    >> Guardsman Wilson 95 01/25/12(Wed)03:19 No.17667371
    I bet I know what the Universal Greeting is you Colossal Nerd
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 01/25/12(Wed)03:25 No.17667388
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    Man, I wish. I'll try and keep you posted.
    That's actually a pretty hot idea.

    You guys are being awesomely kind.

    The next half of the game is harder, and will start to determine which ending you get.

    A heads up.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)03:28 No.17667399
    What other end CAN we get other then CLEANSE THE HERETICS!?
    Also, we need to loot the Mechanicus temple for the doohickeys. I wanna save the dude and 'PORT. IN. EVERYONE!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)03:28 No.17667401
    Just paying respect where it is truly due. That and the fact the this was as great as the last 8 ones.
    All of these great scenes, people and PLOT ERRYWHERE is just such a nice way of spending an entire night.
    Just remember, everyday is a great day when your you.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)03:34 No.17667431
    Just saying thanks, know what its like to run games for my group and you are going above and beyond that sorta prep work. I know I appreciate it when they give me feedback on how the session was received, fuel for the fire so to speak.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)03:46 No.17667490
    Good stuff and there needs to be more porn of these characters.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)04:30 No.17667673
    So like Colossal Faggot, when we reach surface we will be able to get back at the MedBay?
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 01/25/12(Wed)09:01 No.17668910

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