Praise the Emperor for i am huge!
HUGENESS LEADS TO HERESY!
>>17605594U IS HERETIC
>>17605621Seriously tho you're just fat.
KISS AND SUCK
>>17605626IM NO FATU TOO SKINNY
>>17605642You're like, super fat. So's your primarch.
>>17605658I PRIMARCH NOW
>>17605686You're so fat, when you sit around the Fortress-Monastery, you SIT AROUND the Fortress-Monastery.
You are not huge enough! You must become so huge that the Chaos Gods will fear you and become Order Gods instead!
>>17605706THEN BY THE HUGENESS OF THE EMPEROR,I ORDER THE NEW HUGE CRUSADE FOR HUGENESS, BUTTER BROTHERS, TO ME!
bring cheesy poofs.You'll need tons to make the other marines as huge as you.
You cant get meI'm on the second floor!
>>17605748Is it just me or are you turning blue?
>>17605754>>wheels out with a mass conveyorI don't think we have the equipment to feed these guys.
>>17605754THE VILE TREACHEROUS AND DISGUSTINGLY UGLY TRAITORS ARE ABSCONDING WITH OUR CHEESY POOFS!
>>17605783Oh man, if they eat them they'll get huge. Huger than you!
>>17605748what I find funny is that this guy is basically the Exorcist's Chapter Master, who is apparently ogryn-sized
>>17605783DEEP STRIKE THEM WITH ANOTHER HUEG MARINE
Shwig, is that you?Welcome back, bro.
everything about these fatmarines makes me want to pick one up and hug itMAKE A FAT TERMINATOR
>>17605786WE MUST CATCH THE ANIME!
Inquisitor faggot hereYou exceed the accepted norm for spess maroon proportionsCorrect your error or suffer ex-communication
>>17605586HAEGR IS THAT YOU?BY RUSS, YOU'RE STILL ALIVE?
>>17605815It seems like everybody's been hitting the cheesy poofs a bit too hard.
The Blood Ravens really need to 'gifting' themselves all those cakes.
>>17605790COMMENCE MENEUVR BUTTER RHEIN
>>17605873>Pic.>Filename.Well, I'm grinning now, keep doing.
You are HUGE, crush the heretic with your HUGE FEET and HUGE sense of justice! HUUUUGE for the Emperor!
Is it possible for both of a marine's hearts to have heart attacks at the same time?
>>17605901Sure, why not?
Why would a Chaos Marine even want Cheesy Poofs? They can bulk up on Fabio Bile's protein shakes, any time.
>>17605873>use tinier brothers as ammo BRILLIANT
>mfw I'm loving this, MOAR!
The sanctified cheesy poofs are secured, now we must battle the evil space aliens in the eye of tremors so that emperor would have to no longer worry when going to bed!
>>17606017Shine on you glorious fat bastard, shine on.
>>17606017You're looking kind of... huge there. And not in a good way.
>>17606017>his skull is smiling
may I humbly request a Celestial Lion in your style?
Hi Shwig.Enjoying military duty?
>>17606081I think you mean How To Kill Palestinians 101.
oh my godit's likeit's like the old daysit's like drew the lich come back to usis this the real life? is this just fantasy?
>>17606091Dude, trust me on this.Fire the cheesy puffs into the eye.It will get so big that it will collapse in on itself and form a black hole.CHAOS WILL BE CRUSHED TO MINUTE SIZES UNDER INTENSE GRAVITYHUEG MARINES PREVAIL
We fite Snorkle the God of Defibrilations
Is it just me, or does it look like he is wearing nothing but underwear, a muscleshirt, and PAULDRONS with his helmet?
Now we fite Sanesh
>>17606169B-ball is the sacred weapon of the Space Marines.
>>17606169>bouncing fatmarineI needed to smile today. Thank you.
>a single spass muhren defeating all of the chaos gods with easefucking mary sues
>>17606169>Fatmarine = mod>Slaanesh = old /tg/
Now we in the realm of Czech,we snack now.
>>17606211What the fuck is happening.
>>17606211>cheesy poofs hit armor and fall to ground because armor is sealed>food is wastedAnd no delicious empty-calorie snacks were eaten that day.
>>17606219I don't know but I like it.
>>17606211Fight Tzeentch's greater Daemon - Franzeen Kafkatch.
>>17606211>>17606219THEY ARE IN REALM IF CZECH AND SNACKING!!WHAT YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?!
>>17606211Wait...wait...Oh shit. I'm now thinking huge marine is proportional to normal space marine minis. As in If you put one next to his foot it would be accurate.
>>17606236Proof Earth is merely another world in the Eye of Terror.
>>17606211>gigantic conglomeration of chaos-worshipping heretics on holy terraIMPOSSIBRU
>This entire thread
>>17606211>seeing the sights in realm of Czech>snacking with your bodyguard broslivin' the dream
We have reached the realm of our final enemi...Our sworn foe..Enemy to blubber and cellulite alike..
>mfw this threadAt least he isn't wearing a bikini
>>17606280CORN! NO!Also, you seem to have three extra guys with you now.
RICHARD SIMMONS,I SHOULD haVE KNOWN!
Someone should make a gif like this except with these fat fucks, I'd do this myself, but my .gif editor is not up to scratch (read: Non existent)
SLIM FOR THE SLIM GOD!FIT FOR THE FIT THRONE!
This thread.Captcha: the hereservYES! SERVING HERESY!
>>17606351OH, THE HERESY
This is wondrous.But what of the lesser known gods of heresy and of those of the xeno?
>>17606399It's old /tg/ risen again, Russbro, and it's glorious
>>17606369look at how he's crying he's so happy for that pillowy mound of mashed potatoes
>>17606369>it has a but
>>17606369BINGE-EATING LEADS TO HERESEH
20 years later.
i don't know what this thread is... but i like it
DAMNIT WE FORGOT THE CHEESY POOFS
>>17606447The ugly marines must have taken them when no one was looking!>skull is smilingTRAITOR!
>>17606467you fite your way through horse's of enemies to get to the chess poofs
oh my god he's so huge
Pic oh so very related.
Someone needs to archive this thread on sup/tg/
>>17606606Is that gold, or butter?
>>17606606Bahahaha!! >dat filename.
>>17606606>mfw even their pauldrons have sunglasses
>>17606606>sunglasses on the pauldronOh god my sides.
>>17606614i can tell you what it is.Swagmonium.
>>17606606>mfw sunglasses on bolters
>>17606644Im on a bird.
>>17606705I wonder how Mars feels about this recent 'requisition' from their Swagmonium stockpiles?
>>17606714>>17606714It was a gift.
Sweet lord, this thread only needs sexy eldar bitches with huge butts
>>17606731Hah.>>17606744Don't trifle with the Xenos.
>>17606731Bloody fat Magpies!
>>17606731I don't know about you, mr. artist, but what makes me happy is your clear ability to alter already existing images you have made without loss in quality or poor positioning so as to save time without ruining content.Keep up the good work.
>>17606731really brother ?
>>17606789>urahookah.pngThat image is clearly missing the Emprah's Hookah.>smokin and ballin erry day on the Emp's stash, heretic
Enough lollygaggin for today,ill get back to more productive tasks.
someone should archive this on suptg..... i would if I had a good idea for a title and a list of tags.
>>17607371http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.htmlWay ahead of you.
Now, that was fun.
ITT: When truescale goes wrong