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    14 KB Anonymous 01/15/12(Sun)04:31 No.17549781  
    "I dont envy that Mind Flayer"
    "He isn't going to have a lot to flay down there!"
    >> Anonymous 01/15/12(Sun)04:33 No.17549794
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    "I hate spells with a long casting time."
    "Why's that?"
    "It makes this fight take longer."
    >> Anonymous 01/15/12(Sun)04:34 No.17549801
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    "I wonder if that bard can sing tenor."
    "Yeah, ten or eleven miles away."
    >> Anonymous 01/15/12(Sun)04:41 No.17549849
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    "What's that on the stage?"
    "Looks like a frog, a pig, and a bear."
    "That's the worst random encounter ever!"
    >> Anonymous 01/15/12(Sun)04:43 No.17549862
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    "So, is that Paladin lawful good?"
    "I don't know about lawful, be he sure isn't good."
    >> Anonymous 01/15/12(Sun)04:44 No.17549866
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    Please, don't ever stop.
    >> Anonymous 01/15/12(Sun)04:45 No.17549872
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    "Hey look, it's a half-elf."
    "What's the other half?"
    "Not good at fighting, that's for sure."
    >> Anonymous 01/15/12(Sun)04:46 No.17549879
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    "You know what would be great if we were mages?"
    "Yeah. We could summon better combatants."
    >> Anonymous 01/15/12(Sun)04:48 No.17549890
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    Can I pay you to sit at my table and just heckle everyone?
    >> Anonymous 01/15/12(Sun)04:49 No.17549897
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    >> Anonymous 01/15/12(Sun)04:49 No.17549898
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    "I wish I didn't succeed my Spot check."
    "Now I actually have to see the fight."
    >> Anonymous 01/15/12(Sun)04:51 No.17549908
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    "You old fool! You slept through the fight!"
    "Who's the fool? You watched it!"
    >> Anonymous 01/15/12(Sun)04:51 No.17549909
    That thief is stealing the show!
    > Yeah, now if only he'd take it somewhere else!
    >> Anonymous 01/15/12(Sun)04:52 No.17549910
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    "This battle is pointless."
    "Yeah; whoever wins, we lose."
    >> Anonymous 01/15/12(Sun)04:56 No.17549928
    >> Anonymous 01/15/12(Sun)04:56 No.17549930
    This is wonderful. You are a wonderful person.
    >> Anonymous 01/15/12(Sun)04:56 No.17549931
    "I should roll a Knowledge: Religion check."
    "What for?"
    "To see if the gods admit to this failure."
    >> Anonymous 01/15/12(Sun)04:58 No.17549933
    I remember some of these old ones.
    We should make more.
    >> Anonymous 01/15/12(Sun)04:59 No.17549941
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    "I think someone down in the front just died."
    "From a stray arrow?"
    "No, from boredom."
    >> Anonymous 01/15/12(Sun)05:01 No.17549948
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    "Hey look, a ghost!"
    "A ghost of what?"
    "This show when it was good!"
    >> Anonymous 01/15/12(Sun)05:02 No.17549953
    "The dungeon master down there should start pulling houserules out of his butt."
    "Why, do you think the system is flawed in the player's favor?"
    "No, the game will be over if everyone ragequits!"
    >> Anonymous 01/15/12(Sun)05:04 No.17549963
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    "He just dodged the bullette!"
    "No he didn't."
    "He just jumped the shark!"
    >> Anonymous 01/15/12(Sun)05:05 No.17549966
    "Hey, you remember that awesome thing our party did in that one fight?"
    "Neither do I!"
    >> Anonymous 01/15/12(Sun)05:06 No.17549970
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    "Hey have you heard that /tg/ has tried it's hand at heckling?"
    "Yep, and judging by the results, moot should rename /tg/ to /F-/
    >> Anonymous 01/15/12(Sun)05:07 No.17549978
    "What are you going to do with your Ring of Wishes?"
    "Wish the game were over."
    >> Anonymous 01/15/12(Sun)05:09 No.17549986
    "I rolled a '1' on my listen check."
    "Oh, that's too bad."
    "Too bad!? That's the best roll I've had all game."
    >> Anonymous 01/15/12(Sun)05:09 No.17549987
    Reminds me of the MST3K spoofs of MSTing.
    >> Anonymous 01/15/12(Sun)05:13 No.17550004
    >> Anonymous 01/15/12(Sun)05:16 No.17550010
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    "I cast 'Throw Internal Dialogue' at them."
    "What does that do?"
    "Makes everyone read this in my voice."
    >> Anonymous 01/15/12(Sun)05:16 No.17550013
    "Amazing! Everyone down there rolled a natural one!"
    "All on Perform checks!"
    >> Anonymous 01/15/12(Sun)05:18 No.17550020
    "What's that bard doing?"
    "I dunno, but it looks like he maxed out his ranks in Perform (Terrible)."
    >> Anonymous 01/15/12(Sun)05:25 No.17550044
    "What class is that guy?"
    >A necromancer I think, he can bring back the dead.
    "Can he save this act?"
    >> Anonymous 01/15/12(Sun)05:25 No.17550046
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    >> Anonymous 01/15/12(Sun)05:27 No.17550056
    see the archive link
    >> Painful Elegy !!inmjPeen1cC 01/15/12(Sun)05:28 No.17550057

    "If I didn't know better, that last move blinded him!"
    "Lucky him, he won't have to watch the rest of this!"

    "I feel sorry for that guy. He just had his legs broken."
    "Yeah, now he can't walk away from this train wreck!"

    "Why did the story start in a tavern?"
    "Because you'd have to be drunk to like this campaign!"
    >> Anonymous 01/15/12(Sun)05:31 No.17550069
    "I think that one there's a sorceror."
    "How can you tell?"
    "Well, he obviously didn't practice any of his spells!"
    >> Anonymous 01/15/12(Sun)05:33 No.17550074
    "I think I just failed a spot check?"
    >Why's that?
    "Because I can't see why anyone would like this!"
    >> Painful Elegy !!inmjPeen1cC 01/15/12(Sun)05:36 No.17550081
    "That guy was just hit by polymorph, right?"
    "Nope, he's just ugly!"

    "These guys must have low wisdom."
    "Yeah, they're still playing!"
    >> Anonymous 01/15/12(Sun)05:36 No.17550084
    I'm glad that Monk guy doesn't have a weapon.
    >what makes you say that?
    He's doing a bad enough job with his fists!
    >> Anonymous 01/15/12(Sun)05:39 No.17550100
    "What do you suppose that power was called?"
    "I believe that was a Medium Flourish."
    "A Medium Flourish?"
    "Well, it wasn't rare, and it certainly wasn't well-done!"
    >> Anonymous 01/15/12(Sun)06:24 No.17550287
    "These guys must all have low dex scores."
    "Why's that?"
    "The DM roped them into this lousy game!"
    >> Anonymous 01/15/12(Sun)06:32 No.17550308
    I love you guys
    >> Anonymous 01/15/12(Sun)06:38 No.17550339
    "I think I failed my spot check."
    "Why's that?"
    "Because I don't see any good players."
    >> Anonymous 01/15/12(Sun)07:28 No.17550554
    "Ohhhh, I think I'm gonna need to make a SAN check..."
    "Why's that?"
    "I've been watching this game for five minutes!"
    >> Painful Elegy !!inmjPeen1cC 01/15/12(Sun)14:19 No.17553607
    "Is this board both a slaaneshi and a nurglite?"
    "why do you ask?"
    "Because it's giving me an excess of shit!"

    >> Anonymous 01/15/12(Sun)14:29 No.17553708
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    >> Anonymous 01/15/12(Sun)14:36 No.17553778
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    "That one there doesn't seem to have half a mind for psionics."
    "He doesn't seem to have half a mind at all!"

    OP here. Rock on you guys, adding some new jokes to this old thing.
    >> Anonymous 01/15/12(Sun)22:23 No.17555732
    This thread is awesome.

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