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01/08/12(Sun)00:16 No.17461060
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 Frankly I'm astonished no one has commented yet on BIG MOTHERFUCKING CRAB TRUCKERS. That pastebin link I posted is an IRC log of some anons playing. Here is a taste:
CAUTION, DO NOT READ AT WORK OR IN A PUBLIC PLACE
><TopsTitus> FUCK KNOWS, MAYBE DENNY'S WILL KNOW AFTER WE GIVE IT A NEW ASSHOLE
><THAT_DM> 2d8
><Crab_Goddess> THAT_DM, 2d8: 9 [2d8=1,8]
><BillyJesusJean> It's alright boys. Mah crab-guts are tellin' me Texas is RIGHT THROUGH THIS DENNYS. GO BOYS, GO.
><TopsTitus> 4d8
><Crab_Goddess> TopsTitus, 4d8: 24 [4d8=8,8,2,6]
><TopsTitus> I HEAR YA'
><BillyJesusJean> (Roll to try and grab a grand slam on the way through)
><BillyJesusJean> 2d8
><Crab_Goddess> BillyJesusJean, 2d8: 5 [2d8=4,1]
>* Hicham_Bronk [roll to loot on the way through]
><THAT_DM> YOU ZOOM THE FUCK THROUGH THAT SHITTY DINER! YOU HIT SOME MUTHERFUCKIN' WHISKEY ON THE WAY THROUGH TOO, AND IT GETS INTO THE TRUCK'S SHITTY AIR CIRCULATION!
><Hicham_Bronk> 2d8
><Crab_Goddess> Hicham_Bronk, 2d8: 9 [2d8=5,4]
><THAT_DM> 2d8 FOR GRAND SLAM
><Crab_Goddess> THAT_DM, FOR GRAND SLAM: 7 [2d8=5,2]
><BillyJesusJean> FUCK. JUST MISSED IT.
><THAT_DM> 2d8 FOR LOOT!
><Crab_Goddess> THAT_DM, FOR LOOT!: 16 [2d8=8,8]
>* Hicham_Bronk fails to catch anything
><AlfredsonJackson> [hey, Hicham has +LOOTING, that's 3d8]
><THAT_DM> BUT NOW TH' MUTHERFUCKIN' TRUCK IS FULLA MUTHERFUCKIN' WHISKEY SMELL! |
