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    293 KB Warhammer 40k: Heretical Love Part XIII Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/02/12(Mon)16:16 No.17403735  
    Alright, page with all of the previous threads, suptg links toward bottom:


    Twitter: HereticalLoveQ

    The massive pain in your head finally passes, leaving you feeling normal.

    Well, downright terrified, though that is relatively normal for a guardsman.

    “Do you know that guy on the hologram?” Karen asks while she massages your temples.

    “I do. Though last time I saw him, he didn’t have any arms.”

    She screws her face up a bit at this.

    “No arms?”


    A few minutes of silence pass by, the wind having picked up a bit and the air growing colder.


    “Eh.” You shrug.

    “Want to help me fix up my ‘eavy arma?”

    That’s how you found yourself, screwdriver in hand, helping an Ork princess do some modifications to a heavy and surprisingly not super Orky suit of armor.

    “Thanks for doing this, it’s difficult to get good help around here.” Karen smiles as she reaches for a spanner.

    “Really? Seems like you guys are geniuses when it comes to this kind of stuff.” You reply through gritted teeth, having pinched the web of your hand in a joint.

    “Well, they are good at a lot of stuff…” Karen muses as she turns a bolt.

    “But, they don’t seem to understand that I don’t want to weigh this thing down even more by NOT strapping even MORE dakka all over it.”

    You stop dead, this is absolutely not correct.

    “You can never have enough dakka…” You eyeball her, this is obviously a trap.

    Karen laughs and sets her tool aside, before gesturing down at the left arm which is bristling with guns.

    “If I add any more, I won’t be able to lift the arm up.”

    You tap your screwdriver on the shoulder.

    “That’s why I’m thinking we add a rokkit launcha here.” You grin.

    "Well, dats roight Orky it is..."
    >> Person guy 01/02/12(Mon)16:20 No.17403769
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    Praise the Emperor, im on time :O
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)16:24 No.17403804
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    Managed to get the 1d4chan page up-to-date today as well, so I no longer feel bad about not getting around to it.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)16:25 No.17403813
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    Reading the last I thread, I realized that at the end we will have an epic battle with Abbadon.
    And then, as we prepare to deal the final blow and end the greatest threat to the Imperium... The Partridges will swoop in and steal the glory
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    >> Rubbish Soldier 01/02/12(Mon)16:28 No.17403842
    Oh Joy, I finally arrived on time for this, btw epic way to introduce Malal Papa
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/02/12(Mon)16:29 No.17403855
    Thanks for doing the page, its a great thing to have.

    The two of you work well into the night, replacing plates with too much damage, repairing wiring, adding that rokkit.

    With a yawn you lay down on a wooden bench inside the Mek shop.

    “Done already?” Karen teases.

    “ah tareasd” You mumble incoherently, already falling asleep.

    “Want the Dok to fix you something up so you can stay awake?”

    “Please no…”

    Karen giggles and turns back to her armor, continuing her work even as you drift off to sleep.

    Several hours later you wake back up, groggily rubbing your eyes.

    You realize Karen is carrying you in her arms.

    “This feels backwards…”

    “Oh hush up and go back to sleep.”

    Finally she sets you on a relatively comfortable bed, and you pass out almost as soon as your head touches a pillow sewn crudely into the shape of a choppa.

    Your dreams consist of annoying Helena by placing a few rubbers spiders around the inside of her tank. She hates spiders…

    Something gives your shoulder a shake.

    “You might want to wake up, the waagh party is coming back.”

    You sit up with a yawn, stretching your arms above your head.

    “Hmm… So?”

    “Probably a bad idea to stick around here while they are still all riled up from a fight, it would be hard to get out of here once they return.”

    You check your communicator, at least its morning.

    Karen walks with you through the camp, keeping an eye out for any early birds.

    Finally you both arrive at the edge of the makeshift Ork settlement.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/02/12(Mon)16:39 No.17403962
    “Well, this was by far my Orkiest day.” You yawn again, scratching your side, you need a shower.

    “Mmm…” Karen mumbles, kicking the dirt and glancing up at you though you don’t see it.

    “It was good to play again though, haven’t had a chance to do that in a while.”

    A pair of hands grabs you somewhat roughly by the head, turning you around.

    Karen’s face presses forward and in a split second your lips meet.

    She’s aggressive about it, and despite that you are actually enjoying it.

    Finally she pulls away, poking at her chin as she looks off in the distance.

    “Err… Cool?” You ask, still not sure what really happened.

    “Haha... Sorry… It’s just that I’ve always seen that in some of the looted movies we get, but I don’t really have any desire to kiss any of da boyz…”

    You kissed an Ork... And you liked it?

    A horn blast and clatter of shoota fire in the distance causes you both to look over toward the horizon. Even from here, you can make out the dust cloud.

    “You’d better go.” Karen says, not looking away.

    “Yeah. Um, you got some way I can contact you?”

    “Huh? Oh, yeah!” She pulls out a mess of wires, gears, and riveted plating. You notice there is also a gun sticking out the side.

    You give her your frequency and she gives you hers, though you have to interpret it over to something you can actually enter into your device.

    With a final goodbye, you sprint off out of the camp, cutting a 90 degree away from the incoming Ork mob.

    Even as you run, you think of something to do next.

    [ ] Help the Tau girl find her brother.

    [ ] Give your axe-murderer a jingle.

    [ ] Mind bullet training with the tsunseer.

    [ ] Head out to give the Necrons a proper round 2.

    [ ] Dinner date on a skiff with the Dark Eldar twins.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)16:40 No.17403985
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/02/12(Mon)16:40 No.17403986
    I think you knew it was going to happen before I even wrote it lol.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)16:42 No.17403998
    ROUND TWO! The hat demands it.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)16:42 No.17404001
    >You kissed an Ork... And you liked it?

    This, boys and girls, is why we love Papa-N's writing.

    >[x] Help the Tau girl find her brother.

    We need more of her Greater Goods.
    >In b4 her brother is Faptau
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)16:43 No.17404008
    [ ] Head out to give the Necrons a proper round 2.

    We still have to handle that Pariah Girl
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)16:44 No.17404014

    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)16:44 No.17404016
    [x] Mind bullet training with the tsunseer.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)16:44 No.17404018
    >[ ] Give your axe-murderer a jingle
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)16:44 No.17404020
    That's exactly why we're going back there.
    Max do not surrender silly anon
    >> Rubbish Soldier 01/02/12(Mon)16:45 No.17404026
    [ ] Help the Tau girl find her brother.
    Since well we kinda fooled her into give us a BJ and should repay her for that
    [ ] Mind bullet training with the tsunseer
    We should prepare for the coming battle against Malal and Abaddon, the apparent non-incompitent.... plus i wanna see Max doing more Dragon shouts
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)16:45 No.17404031
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)16:46 No.17404032

    Gotta kick that bitchass necron in the nuts.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)16:46 No.17404033

    We have a plasma cannon now though
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)16:46 No.17404034
    rolled 4 = 4

    I can't rightly decide, rolling d5 for it

    >[1] Help the Tau girl find her brother.

    >[2] Give your axe-murderer a jingle.

    >[3] Mind bullet training with the tsunseer.

    >[4] Head out to give the Necrons a proper round 2

    >[5] Dinner date on a skiff with the Dark Eldar twins.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)16:46 No.17404036
    [ ] Give your axe-murderer a jingle

    Sweet, sweet Daemonette.. ass.. yeah.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)16:46 No.17404041
    Well, then
    it's decided.
    >> Rubbish Soldier 01/02/12(Mon)16:47 No.17404050
    lol ya true dat
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)16:48 No.17404054
    Welp, that works. Necron ass-whoopin' it is.
    Let's show him what arm-chan is capable of.
    >> Space Wolf Brother 01/02/12(Mon)16:50 No.17404084
    rolled 2 = 2


    I like the way you think bro-anon

    >[1] Help the Tau girl find her brother.

    >[2] Give your axe-murderer a jingle.

    >[3] Mind bullet training with the tsunseer.

    >[4] Head out to give the Necrons a proper round 2

    >[5] Dinner date on a skiff with the Dark Eldar twins.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)16:51 No.17404096
    [x] Help the Tau girl find her brother.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)16:52 No.17404108
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    Since Necron-chan is still an unknown entity, she gets my vote.

    First time didn't count.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/02/12(Mon)16:53 No.17404124
    [X] Give your axe-murderer a jingle.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)16:53 No.17404125
    [ ] mindbullet training with tsunseer

    we have to prep for failbaddon
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)16:55 No.17404142
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    let it be Xeno!

    I vote for her too
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)16:55 No.17404144
    Help the Tau girl find her brother.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)16:55 No.17404146
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    >>[ ] Mind bullet training with the tsunseer.
    >>mfw on time for heretical love
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)16:56 No.17404155
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    +1 for Xeno!

    But, only if she's in full Necron form.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)16:57 No.17404164
    still adorable
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)16:57 No.17404165
    I vote for whatever is winning on the condition that its not tau.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)16:57 No.17404167
    Lolinecron-chan it is!
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)16:57 No.17404171
    Necron Chan
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)16:58 No.17404173
    Lets Kick Necron Ass and Chew Bubblegum.
    Well... Find Bubblegum to chew, THEN kick shiny metal ass!
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)16:58 No.17404182
    +1 Mind Bullets

    Don't like that migraine from overuse
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/02/12(Mon)16:59 No.17404191
    mindbullet training with tsunseer

    we kind of need the practice, also she's worried about us from last thread

    therlmu offspring
    Shut it Captcha
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)16:59 No.17404193
    Seems pretty even between Tsunseer and Necron-asskicking so far.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:00 No.17404203
    mindbullets. they will help us kick necron-ass later.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:00 No.17404206

    Yeah, but there's a bunch of stuff we still need to do, like give Kaleshi her Bloodbowl tickets for saving Hat-Chan, and going back to give the Necrons a righteous ass-whoopin'.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/02/12(Mon)17:01 No.17404211
    alright, tallying...
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:01 No.17404215
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    *wiggle wiggle*
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:01 No.17404222

    Plus, Ailia's brother has been missing for about 10 threads now.

    Poor greyskinned bastard.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/02/12(Mon)17:02 No.17404231
    Also my head-canon voice actors for this quest, in-case anyone missed it last time.

    Max: Steven Bulm
    Sister Lycheria: Tabitha St. Germain
    Tau girl: Tara Strong
    Tsunseer: Grey DeLisle
    Deldar Twins: Venus Terezo
    Khornette: Melissa Fahn
    Techpriestess: Andrea Libman
    Karen: Olivia D'Abo
    Doomrider: Dr. Rockso
    Abbadon: Christopher Sabat
    Nurgle: John DiMaggio
    Slaanesh: Tim Curray
    Khorn: Keith David
    Tzeentch: Nicole Oliver
    Warboss: John DiMaggio
    Emperor: Crush (Finding Nemo)
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:02 No.17404233

    Inb4 one necron is basically Bender.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:03 No.17404234
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    We should probably get to that Necron.

    Maybe some day.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:03 No.17404235
    Please insert girder.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/02/12(Mon)17:04 No.17404239
    Looks like the necrons won by a single vote?
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:04 No.17404245
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    Hey there Sexy Mama, wanna kill all humans?
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    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:06 No.17404260
    Fuck year, Necrons!
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:07 No.17404267
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    we are so dead.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:09 No.17404280

    All archived, so it'll auto-update. Vote up and whatnot.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:09 No.17404284
    Couldn't arm-chan fit that role?
    >> Space Wolf Brother 01/02/12(Mon)17:10 No.17404293
    Eh, I was leaning on either Daemonette or necron, doesn't bother me.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:10 No.17404295
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    Consequences being a second, Necron arm.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:10 No.17404297
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    >Sentient robotic arm

    >Making wisecracks and smoking cigars

    >> NoEyes 01/02/12(Mon)17:11 No.17404299
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    this is going to be good.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/02/12(Mon)17:11 No.17404300
    You jump back onto your bike and rev it up, trying to put as much distance between you and the Orks as you can. Karen was fun, but you don’t like the idea of being around a bunch of blood thirsty Nobs who maybe still have a battle hard on.

    …Can Orks even get a hard on?

    You decide that, out of everything, is a question you never want answered.

    The cannoness’s bike soars over the rough terrain, and you decide you will have to thank her for letting you borrow it when you get back.

    Despite knowing you could return to somewhere of relative safety, for some reason you have the hunger for a bit of danger.

    You cut the engine and coast as you approach the tomb, looking around wearily for any sign of the necron who almost gaussed you in the head after shooting up the flayed one.

    The bike finally slows to a stop, and you’ve seen no sign of life. Or mechanical xeno monstrosities.

    Quietly you slip off of the seat, the grass and leaves barely crunching underfoot.

    You start to walk toward the mouth of the tomb, still looking around cautiously.

    From what you remember, they taught you in training that a necron can take some serious punishment and keep going.
    Your right hand rubs at your mechanical arm as you continue to stalk forward.

    You hope if you do get into some kind of fight, it will be enough.

    Peering down into the darkness inside the cave causes a knot to form inside your stomach. Is the flayed one who wore Doug’s corpse still down there?

    Is it dead?

    Something plants itself in the small of your back.

    Before you can react, it boots you down into the tomb and you tumble down into the darkness. Steely mechanical laughter echoes along with you.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:11 No.17404301
    Alright, voting Bender Role go to arm.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:11 No.17404308
    The necrons took an arm from us, time to go back and show them our replacement. It comes with a vibrating finger.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:13 No.17404314
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    >> Rubbish Soldier 01/02/12(Mon)17:13 No.17404318
    Just for the sake of adding on to the list, i think Malal should be either Dee Bradley Baker or Frank Welker
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:13 No.17404320
    Bring outplasma arm to get some additional light. The soft glow of plasma shall be our guide.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:14 No.17404324
    we should call mika and ask to borrow rex for this.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:14 No.17404328
    We should probably, you know, take one of theirs too. As repayment.
    Oh dear god... What if OUR arm is still down there, just rotting??
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:15 No.17404334

    Does Mika still have any of our stuff? Maybe the diodes? I'm sure Rex could pick up a scent on that.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:16 No.17404343

    We still don't know what those purified Eldar Souls did to us. I'm thinking the murderous-disembodied-hand scene from the Evil Dead
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:18 No.17404362
    Seconding so hard.

    >where is that Deus Ex pic of smoking a cigar and not asking for this and shopping "Eeeh, stop whining, ya meatbag." Bubble coming from the arm.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:19 No.17404367
    Our arm is lodged in Abbadons throat, awaiting removal by one of his minions.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:19 No.17404372
    since it all robofied, and the mechanicus, i'd figure they could track us through our vox frequency.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:20 No.17404376

    Well, not anymore it isn't. Don't know what happened to it after that.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:20 No.17404377
    as the Emperor's will made flesh as Space Marines,
    it is our job to ensure that not only does the Emprah's children return to the flock, but that they do not stray again.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:21 No.17404382
    that feel when you post on the wrong tab
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/02/12(Mon)17:21 No.17404383
    You are falling fast down the relatively steep incline, rolling end over end.

    You stick out a foot to try and stop yourself, but it hits something hard and the pain reverberates through your entire leg and into your back.

    All you can do is try to protect your head as you continue to slide and roll.

    Finally you skid to a stop as the chamber levels out. You are bruised up from the fall, though thankfully it doesn’t feel like anything is broken.

    You feel around, nothing seems out of place.

    Still, you are winded hard. You wipe the dirt off your face and blink it out of your eyes. You also pull off your hat and brush him off.

    As you pick yourself up from the ground, you hear something skitter in the darkness.

    Scratch that, several things.

    All at once, they rush you from all sides.

    Flayed ones, dozens of them.

    Including once again, the one wearing your best friend, now sporting several gauss burns on the flesh.

    You activate your plasma gun, but it’s too late.

    Several grab you in their bladed claws, pulling your arms back. Though they don’t cut into your flesh, they will if you struggle.

    The flayed ones all look to the one wearing your friend, who paces in front of you as he looks you over.

    You notice something else.

    He seems to be wearing your arm. Well, the skin off of it anyways. You recognize your tattoo of your home world’s emblem on what used to be your forearm.

    The flayed ones communicate in hisses and clicks, you don’t know what they are saying.

    All at once, they close on you, surrounding you.

    You wretch, gag, rotten flesh pressing in on you from all sides.

    Energy crackles through the air, and you feel your stomach drop.

    You vomit as they teleport you.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:22 No.17404386
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    nothing ever good comes from fucking with necrons, when will you guys ever learn? Even if we find a horny necron that wants to fuck, it is still going to be a potentially fatal encounter.
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    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:23 No.17404391
    We could hold it in at a party of everyone's greatest desires but a bunch of drippy skin snatchers porting us away makes us heave? God dammit it Max, get your shit together.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/02/12(Mon)17:23 No.17404397
    Maybe we could get one of those kickass sonic blasters in the process!
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:23 No.17404398

    Out of curiosity, which choice isn't a potentially fatal encounter?

    Because that doesn't sound like something I'd vote for.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:24 No.17404400

    >> NoEyes 01/02/12(Mon)17:26 No.17404420
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    No but tyranid wrestling sounds cool.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:26 No.17404423
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    are we still in vox range?
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:26 No.17404426
    You do realize we have potentially wisecracking arm to take up that challenge?
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:27 No.17404434
    >Out of curiosity, which choice isn't a potentially fatal encounter?

    Finding the missing tau would be a lot less fatal than getting gang raped by rotting robots. To make things worse, one is wearing our bros skin so this could be possibly gay deranged robot gang rape.

    Besides, Max the commissar of cool could potentially talk himself out of any dangerous situation involving xeno breasts. Not so with an army of mindless rotten automatons.
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    its different when they are wearing both max's best friend AND his own arm.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:29 No.17404449

    >Max, the commissar of cool

    I love this title.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:31 No.17404464

    Before you forget, last time we messed around with Ailia we had to fight Tyranids. Papa-N hasn't hinted exactly why her brother needs help, but I doubt he's been petting bunnies and lost track of the time.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:32 No.17404481

    Yes but we also got a close-up of the Greater Goods, AND a blowjob.

    The necrons took our arm and tried to rape us.

    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/02/12(Mon)17:33 No.17404484
    As your head stops spinning, you open your eyes, incredibly dizzy.

    You wipe the puke off of your mouth, though the stench still clings to you it seems. The smell of rotten flesh, that is.

    An icy cold hand suddenly clutches you by the throat and lifts you into the air. You swing at it, trying to break its grasp, but it doesn’t seem to relent.

    Looking down, you notice a particularly large necron with lots of gold frills and extras hanging off of him. He seems to be grinning at you.

    “Welcome, little flesh bag.”

    You continue to struggle, but it doesn’t seem like much use. The necrons all around seem to be laughing at you, the flayed ones scraping their claws together as though hungry.

    [ ] Play dead

    [ ] Fus roh dah

    [ ] Lasfinger
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:33 No.17404493
    [x] Fus roh dah
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:34 No.17404494
    Dragonshout, motherfucker!
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:34 No.17404495

    >[x] Fus roh dah

    As if there was ever going to be another option
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:34 No.17404503
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:35 No.17404508

    "BLAM! in the name of all that is stylish!"
    >> Rubbish Soldier 01/02/12(Mon)17:35 No.17404509
    Damnit guys, why did you choose necrons, of all the things, why necrons? Wasn't our first encounter a big enough hint that we (probably) couldn't win? Could have gone for actual xenos poontang and big ole greater goods, with some nice xenos ass to boot, but nooooooo, we just had to go for cold, robotic, metal, synthetic poontang instead
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:35 No.17404515
    FUS!... DO RAH!
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:36 No.17404526
    lasfinger! we aint got no mindbullet training, and if there is one thing a guardsman knows how to do, its las some motherfuckers.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:36 No.17404533
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:36 No.17404534
    FUS RO DAH!!!

    Psychic powers seems like the best bet against necrons.
    >> Rubbish Soldier 01/02/12(Mon)17:36 No.17404535
    [ ] Fus roh dah
    worked the first time, so why not?
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:36 No.17404536
    This hand of mine glows with an awesome power, it tells me to defeat you!
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:37 No.17404537
    Eh, Forschroeder, sure.
    Just remember guys, we bleed from the ears next time.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:38 No.17404546
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    Fus roh DAH!
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:38 No.17404552
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    Oh god we just got taken home.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:38 No.17404553

    Rolled a 1 at a critical juncture.

    Could have happened with any choice, just happened to be necrons.

    Don't like it, sacrifice more to the dice gods.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:38 No.17404555
    This. dragonshout just gives our psychic abilities away.
    Laserfinger gets our point across.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:40 No.17404577

    No, we didn't roll just a 1.

    We rolled many ones.

    Then more ones.

    In fact, I rolled such a natural 1, that my post actually ended in 001.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:41 No.17404594
    Lasfinger, don't want our head to explode due to untrained psyker heresy.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:41 No.17404596
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    >so many bad rolls
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:42 No.17404608
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    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/02/12(Mon)17:42 No.17404609
    You gather up as much sanity as you can muster, focusing your mind.

    With a glare you blast it out.

    Several of the flayed ones beyond are thrown backwards, sailing end over end.

    The necron holding you though…

    His cape ruffles as if caught by a breeze.

    He cackles squeezing harder.

    You can’t even struggle now, your head on fire from the inside it seems. Your hands can only grab weakly at his.

    “You are a tough one aren’t you, perhaps your face shall adorn the throne of Valgul. What an honor.”

    He throws you aside and you collapse to the ground, grabbing at your throat as you gulp in air.

    “I’m not done yet… Motherfucker.”

    You stand up, doing your best to look tough despite the fact your brain feels like mush inside your skull. Your eyes feel wet and when you run a finger along one, you notice it gets soaked with blood.

    Pulling your arm back, you prepare a punch that will break the heavens.

    Or send you sailing off the platform you are on and into the vorpal nothing beyond.

    1d20 for falcon punch
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:43 No.17404614
    that was actually rather impressive that you managed to fail a roll that hard.

    >appogre ask
    why would they make an ogre app? And why would I want it to answer any of my questions? This is a terrible idea captcha.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:43 No.17404623
    rolled 11 = 11

    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:44 No.17404627
    rolled 15 = 15

    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:44 No.17404629
    rolled 11 = 11

    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:44 No.17404631
    rolled 18 = 18

    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:44 No.17404632
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    It was a horrible moment.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:44 No.17404636
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    rolled 9 = 9

    Don't worry guys, I know kung-fu.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:44 No.17404637

    Superior technique!
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:45 No.17404641
    rolled 10 = 10

    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:45 No.17404646
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    rolled 7 = 7


    Let's do this!
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:45 No.17404650
    rolled 19 = 19

    Come on, let's awaken our bender arm!
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:45 No.17404651
    rolled 12 = 12

    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:45 No.17404653
    Ok that's it. Stop everyone else.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:46 No.17404658
    rolled 5 = 5

    So it begins.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:46 No.17404665
    rolled 7 = 7

    inevitable 1 time?
    >> NoEyes 01/02/12(Mon)17:47 No.17404673
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    Lets not screw our chances.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:47 No.17404676
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:47 No.17404683
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    rolled 5 = 5

    Faster than the speed of light
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:49 No.17404701
    rolled 7 = 7

    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/02/12(Mon)17:50 No.17404711
    Double 7
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:52 No.17404727
    rolled 14 = 14


    "Bite my shiny metal elbow"
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:52 No.17404729
    rolled 17 = 17

    >People stop rolling quickly after a 20? This isn't the Heretical Love I know and love
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:53 No.17404738

    We're learning, ever so slowly
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/02/12(Mon)17:55 No.17404749
    Stop NOW! 17 is a good number.
    >> NoEyes 01/02/12(Mon)17:55 No.17404751
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    Damn it... Now all I can think of with that damn flayed one is this image.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/02/12(Mon)17:55 No.17404752
    “Take this! My love, my anger, and all of my sorrow!” You put your everything into your mechanical arm as you drive it forward.

    The necron lashes out with his own, and your fists meet in the air. It’s a metal on metal fisting competition.

    Despite you pressing hard, with all of your might, your blows cancel each other out, leaving you both standing connected fist to fist.

    The necron laughs, his mechanical skull shaking side to side.

    You smirk.

    “Shining finger, bitch.”

    The las blast bores a hole right through the necron’s head.
    The large mechanical body seems to falter, swaying unsteadily on its feet.

    You sidestep out of the way as it comes crashing down.

    You blow on your finger like the scene out of an ancient Terran film.

    “Alright, who’s next?”

    Only there are a lot of flayed ones here, none who seem to give the slightest care at their lord being dropped.

    “Perhaps I shall try again?”

    The necron lord pushes himself off of the ground, despite the damage, and starts getting to his feet.

    [ ] Run

    [ ] Keep fighting

    [ ] Try to weasel your way out
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:56 No.17404758
    rolled 18 = 18


    but it's not as good as 20.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:56 No.17404759
    Keep fighting, of course.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:56 No.17404761

    capcha PLASMA ijinks
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:57 No.17404763
    Here waiting to see if bender arm get's into story...
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:57 No.17404766
    [ ] Run

    take the better part of valour and GTFO
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:57 No.17404767
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:57 No.17404768
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:58 No.17404774
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    >[x] Keep fighting


    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:58 No.17404775
    Keep fighting, blast him with all of the hot plasma we can squeze out!
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/02/12(Mon)17:58 No.17404777
    Keep fighting
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:58 No.17404778
    >> NoEyes 01/02/12(Mon)17:58 No.17404779
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    Keep fighting!

    Is it sad that I am cheering for the Necrons?
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:59 No.17404787
    [x] make love not war
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:59 No.17404790

    Flee you fools!

    Yes Max is a badass but we need to fight on better terms than this.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:59 No.17404794
    [X] Keep fighting

    We got our plasma cannon tuned up, right? Let's test it out.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)17:59 No.17404795
    >Options that involve not fighting.

    Come on. Were originally guardsmen.

    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:00 No.17404798

    [X] Try to weasel your way out

    Super curious how you weasel away from necrons.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:00 No.17404799
    >…Can Orks even get a hard on?
    Yes, but permanently. They get dead 'ard.

    I'd say run but we're surrounded.
    Keep fighting. Use that plasma.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:00 No.17404803
    I wonder if we could get da boyz and the shiney metal gits to fight each other. Do flayed ones like to wear ork skins or is it a strictly human-skin only fetish?
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:00 No.17404804

    >Yes, but permanently. They get dead 'ard.

    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/02/12(Mon)18:01 No.17404806
    Arm personality:

    [ ] HK-47

    [ ] Bender

    [ ] Marvin

    [ ] David

    [ ] T-800
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:01 No.17404807
    I like your thinkin, the potential for a second robot arm is so high I can almost see it.
    >> NoEyes 01/02/12(Mon)18:01 No.17404810
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    Not a clue.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:02 No.17404813
    rolled 20 = 20


    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:02 No.17404814

    >[x] Bender

    Marvin is a close second.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:02 No.17404817
    Bender, obviously, why give other choices?
    >> Rubbish Soldier 01/02/12(Mon)18:02 No.17404821
    Let us fight to our last breath!
    >> NoEyes 01/02/12(Mon)18:02 No.17404822
    Bender and Hk-47!
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/02/12(Mon)18:03 No.17404827
    >Bender and HK-47 are options
    >I can only pick one
    >> Rubbish Soldier 01/02/12(Mon)18:03 No.17404828
    FUCKING HK-47!!!
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:03 No.17404830
    >[ ] HK-47
    >[ ] Bender
    Oh, what choices you give us, Papa-N!
    So difficult to choose!
    But in the end, I want that assassination droid:
    [X] HK-47
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:03 No.17404831
    Marvin won until I realized you meant from Hitchhiker's Guide, not as in the one from Mars.

    So Bender
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:03 No.17404832
    [XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX]Bender. Only someone like he would understand our mission.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:03 No.17404835

    Noko rolls do not count, fool!
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:04 No.17404838
    HK-47. He shall efficiently and courtesly kill our foes.
    >> NoEyes 01/02/12(Mon)18:04 No.17404843
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    What if it had two personalities fighting for control?
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:05 No.17404849
    And then I realised HK-47 is an option too.

    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:06 No.17404861

    So it's schizophrenic now?

    Jumping between a cigar-smoking, mysoginist kleptomaniac, and a cruel psychopath with a superiority complex?
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:06 No.17404865
    [ HK47 ] no better personality for a gun arm then as assasin robot.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:06 No.17404868
    [x] Bender
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:07 No.17404872

    >> Rubbish Soldier 01/02/12(Mon)18:08 No.17404880
    Hey that works too
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:08 No.17404882
    Oh god...

    I'm feeling sorry for the lolicron already.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:08 No.17404884
    Considering our arm is mostly WEAPONS I say HK-47. Because we want an arm that can fight.
    >> NoEyes 01/02/12(Mon)18:08 No.17404885
    Oh God that would be epic!
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:09 No.17404891
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    If I may offer another option...
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:10 No.17404901
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    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:10 No.17404906
    Well, the arm WAS build around that one lady AI that we all so understand...
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:11 No.17404912
    >[x] AchMOTHERFUCKINGkay-47
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:12 No.17404922
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    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:12 No.17404924
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    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:13 No.17404938
    >I can only pick one

    sounds like we need to lose another arm.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:14 No.17404944
    That would make our arm...

    The son(s) of techpriestess and SlaDos?
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:14 No.17404945
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    Deal with it.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/02/12(Mon)18:14 No.17404947
    “Hey buddy, can we hurry this up? I’ve got some stuff I want to do.”

    Your arm is talking to you.

    “Statement: I say we ditch the meatbag. Did I say that out loud?”

    Your arm is talking to itself?

    “Hey, I like your style!” The first voice responds.

    You don’t have time for this…

    You activate the plasma gun and start firing as you dive out of the way as the necron swings his staff, the bladed end almost catching you.

    “Suggestion: You’ve missed four shots, perhaps you should practice more.”

    A flayed one’s bladed hand comes way too close to severing your other arm, and you knock it aside with your mechanical one before it can. You don’t want to be too mechanical. Though Mika might like it…

    Plasma bolts sever arms and blast through flesh and plating of the flayed ones, but there are simply too many, and your arm is getting hot.

    You keep firing, switching to your lasgun, as you back up.
    The flayed ones are running at you, and you know you don’t have any way to fend off this many.

    Three of them leap up at the same time, pouncing at you with claws ready to rend your flesh.

    A simultaneous volley of gauss fire knocks them out of the air.
    You whirl around just in time to see a line of Immortals, weapons blasting away.

    They appear to be lead by a single pariah.

    You recognize it...
    >> noko Ceaseless_Discharge 01/02/12(Mon)18:14 No.17404949
    HK and Bender, ftw.

    also, fukkyear posting in a heretical love thread
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:14 No.17404950
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:15 No.17404958
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    If we ever see Rex again, can it turn out he's actually being piloted by this fellow?

    Pretty please?
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/02/12(Mon)18:16 No.17404965
    Well, there aren't really too many options here for you...

    [ ] Run toward the Pariah and Immortals

    [ ] Take your chances with the flayed ones

    [ ] Fight both groups
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:16 No.17404969
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:16 No.17404970

    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:17 No.17404975
    rolled 10 = 10


    Seize the initiative that the surprise of their arrival has given you and charge!
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:17 No.17404980
    [ ] Take your chances with the flayed ones
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:17 No.17404983

    Jesus christ you actually did it


    >[x] Run toward the Pariah and Immortals

    They helped us before, might do again!
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:19 No.17404994
    [ ] Run towards Pariah and Immortals

    Enough with these creepy flayed ones.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:19 No.17404997
    Pariah here we come!
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:19 No.17404998

    ...some say he once parked a titan on the Imperial Palace, and that he thought the Eye of Terror was a sex position.

    All we know is, he's called THE STIG.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:19 No.17404999
    Flee towards the Pariah
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:20 No.17405005
    >[X] Run toward the Pariah and Immortals
    I mean, at the very least it'll buy us some time to gtfo.
    >> Ceaseless_Discharge 01/02/12(Mon)18:20 No.17405007
    Murder the shit out of the flayed one with our arm and broskin. no exceptions
    >> Iron Lung 01/02/12(Mon)18:20 No.17405011
    >>[X] Run toward the Pariah and Immortals

    Cooooo-Bra! Reeee-TREAT!
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:20 No.17405014
    Tell the guys to provide backup. It's 3 against a bunch of flayed ones, normal guard activity if there ever was one.

    [x]Take changes
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:20 No.17405018
    rolled 1 = 1

    well fuck. since either way we are getting shot.

    [ 1] Run toward the Pariah and Immortals

    [2 ] Take your chances with the flayed ones

    [ 3] Fight both groups

    we'll get skinned and raped with the flayed ones.

    last time we met the pariah, it tried to execute us, and only the partridges saved our punk ass.

    if we fight both groups we'll end up as a red commissar coloured smear in the tomb...
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:21 No.17405020
    [x] Run toward the Pariah and Immortals
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:21 No.17405023
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    Run to the hills.. err... Pariah!

    >genomiss 154
    What the heck, captcha?
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:21 No.17405026

    Welp, you decided it.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:21 No.17405029
    [ ] RUN

    there's always a fourth option
    >> NoEyes 01/02/12(Mon)18:21 No.17405032
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    rolled 15 = 15


    oh and
    []Flayed one
    >> Rubbish Soldier 01/02/12(Mon)18:22 No.17405044
    [ ] Run toward the Pariah and Immortals
    The enemy of my enemy is my friend, I guess?
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/02/12(Mon)18:23 No.17405054
    Run toward the Pariah and Immortals

    Thoe I'm pretty shure we'll end up mental scared by the whole, negative soul thing pariahs have/had.
    >> Ceaseless_Discharge 01/02/12(Mon)18:23 No.17405057
    kill yourself, not us you drag queen.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:23 No.17405058

    Taking changes means rolling dice. Running away does not mean rolling dice.

    Were guardsmen, the fishermen, the Commissar of cool.
    >> Iron Lung 01/02/12(Mon)18:23 No.17405059
    btw, I gotta say: Really? This was a better idea then hanging out with Esh?
    Warglebargle, indeed.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:25 No.17405078

    >Running away does not mean rolling dice

    Yes it does. See: >>17404632 for why running is a bad idea.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:26 No.17405093
    its a little known fact that our robo-arm is battery powered, and those batteries are recharged by us almost getting killed.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:26 No.17405095
    Fishermen need to take revenge on things that don into their buddies skin before they can be satisfied with hanging out with Esh.
    >> The Changeling !mX0wRWF/A2 01/02/12(Mon)18:27 No.17405114
    We're fishing for trouble. The most dangerous catch.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/02/12(Mon)18:29 No.17405132
    Well, as much as you don’t really trust ANY necron at the moment, the flayed ones are far from the bottom of the long list of shit you hate. A hate-list being something you picked up from a brief meeting in a bar with an Angry Marines Commissar.

    Firing your lasgun as cover, you sprint over toward the newcomers.

    You notice, as you run, that while they do keep up their rate of fire, they seem to be taking the utmost precaution to avoid hitting you.

    Ducking between two towering Immortals, you skid to a stop but not in time.

    You collide into the Pariah before you can change course.
    “Ah…” She says, her voice sweet but robotic.

    “I’ve been waiting for you my honey, I knew I’d find you!” She rubs her face into your own.

    Well this is a bizarre scene.

    You are in some kind of other dimension; or so you think, with necrons fighting necrons as you get loved up on by, of all things, another necron.

    “Uhh… Do I know you?” You finally ask.

    “Oh my sweetie is so funny. But the next time you run away from me I’LL KILL YOU MYSELF! YOU ARE MINE AND MINE ALONE, honey.”

    Well, that sure calms you down…
    >> NoEyes 01/02/12(Mon)18:29 No.17405135
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    I cannot believe I just read that.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/02/12(Mon)18:30 No.17405143

    Forgot to write that she grabs you around the middle so you can't get away.
    >> Iron Lung 01/02/12(Mon)18:31 No.17405150
    Ok, I'm down.

    We destroy that and this is over!
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:31 No.17405151
    Necryandere. Great. just great.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:31 No.17405154
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    >“Oh my sweetie is so funny. But the next time you run away from me I’LL KILL YOU MYSELF! YOU ARE MINE AND MINE ALONE, honey.”

    Aw, shit.

    Y'know, on second thought I think I would prefer to stick with the Flayed Ones.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:31 No.17405155

    this is gonna end well...
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:31 No.17405157
    Oh god, yandere Pariah.
    >> NoEyes 01/02/12(Mon)18:32 No.17405165
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    Now I have this in mind.....
    So dead...
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:32 No.17405167

    inb4 Heretek upgrades to our arm.

    Can anyone say....Gauss Fingers?
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:32 No.17405175
    "Aaaah, yes, dear viewers. Today, were taking our changes with the most intricate mimics of the whole galaxy, the flayed ones. Catching these bastards is trouble, but succeeding in it would be one the most pleasurable things. In. The. Whole. World."
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:32 No.17405177
    I doubt we'd get far with her and the Immortals to stop us.

    Ah well, yandere necron, whatch'a gonna do?
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:33 No.17405182
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    We've been over this
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:33 No.17405188
    we just gotta play it cool and give her all of our love and only our love when we're around her. Then she might not kill us [spoiler] or rape us mirrai nikki style.[/spoiler]
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:33 No.17405189
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    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:34 No.17405193
    Oh Emperor, preserve us. It's the robot girl we accidentally married on Vegas 3 while drowning ourselves in Amasec and Lho-sticks.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:34 No.17405197
    Pariahs and Immortals are newcrons? I'm not really uptodater with Cron codex.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:34 No.17405198
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    >yandere necron

    Whelp, we're boned.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:35 No.17405204
    Ask what the fuck is going on, explain your confusion by being a bit addled from using psyker powers earlier and fighting off a horde of flayed ones after you bested their lord in single combat.

    The whole Psyker bit with the Pariah might cause some problems by the way.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:35 No.17405207
    So, while were here, might I say.

    Taking changes means rolling dice, running doesn't involve rolling dice.
    At least when we fight, there's a possibility that we win.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:36 No.17405217
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    we have noone to blame but ourselves
    >> NoEyes 01/02/12(Mon)18:36 No.17405218
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    So it would seem
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/02/12(Mon)18:37 No.17405230
    Yandre-Cron: Dionne Quan
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:37 No.17405234
    A necron yandere?
    fuck yeah
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:37 No.17405235
    >Yandere Pariah

    Oh shit. I like Yandere and all that, but this is about Max and I WANT MAX TO LIIIIIVE
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:40 No.17405255
    and Yanderes are likely to cut into (read: cut up) our harem ending.
    >> Ceaseless_Discharge 01/02/12(Mon)18:40 No.17405262
    That image does not properly describe the way we are fucked.
    >> Rubbish Soldier 01/02/12(Mon)18:41 No.17405268
    Oh God no...
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/02/12(Mon)18:41 No.17405274
    “I’ve been watching you ever since you came to this world. The first time I saw you I just knew I had to make you mine!” The necron girl continues happily as she smooshes you into her even more.

    “Hah…Hah… You’re joking, right?”

    Her eyes glow green at your comment.

    “D-does my honey not want me? Does he want someone else? I can’t let that happen…” She pulls a dagger out of her cloak and raises it above you.

    “O-of course not, I’m just joking around! Haha oh me the kidder!”

    Her hand stops, poised to strike.

    Finally her eyes return to normal.

    “Oh you…” She snuggles you even harder.

    “Yeah… Me…” You gulp.

    “Congratulatory: *a wedding song starts to play*”

    “Hey, get a room!” Your hand reaches into your pocket, produces a cigar, lights it, and proceeds to somehow smoke it with your thumb.

    The necron girl looks at your arm, scowling.

    “Such a rude thing… I don’t like it…”

    She brings the knife closer to where your mechanical arm meets your flesh.

    “Observation: I don’t think this is going to end well.”

    “H-hey now! No need to cut it off, they will shut up!” You laugh, pushing on the arm holding the knife.

    “*Hey you two, shut the hell up!*” You hiss at your arm.

    "Query: Can we exist without being attached to this meatbag?"

    "I dunno, should we find out?"

    You clamp your other hand down on the speaker, muffling them. Why did Mika even add a speaker?!
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:43 No.17405294
    >“Hey, get a room!” Your hand reaches into your pocket, produces a cigar, lights it, and proceeds to somehow smoke it with your thumb.

    I lost at this
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:43 No.17405299
    yandre-cron needs to have a "meeting" with rex's treads. and guns.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:44 No.17405302
    Waiting for Papa-n.

    On the meantime, why are we scared? It's just robotic killing machine trying to demand us all to herself.

    If possible, let's call on her bullshit. That's right, MAX WILL NOT BE SATISFIED WITH ONLY ONE! Let her prove otherwise, and fail in it.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/02/12(Mon)18:44 No.17405306
    “I don’t like them…” The necron girl says again, grabbing your arm more roughly and pressing the knife blade into the seam of flesh and metal.

    You are going to have to think hard of something to do to stop her…

    Roll to not be without a left arm again.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:44 No.17405307
    Need to turn this around quickly. Inform our new honey that we need a gift for her, a truly fitting one. Like the head of the Necron Lord or something, then borrow a gauss rifle and wade into the flayed ones to reach the Lord. It's bound to be safer combating them than staying here.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:45 No.17405315
    rolled 3 = 3

    Bleeding and all that.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:45 No.17405324
    rolled 11 = 11

    Uhh, I need that to help keep me alive what with all the things that try to kill me all the time.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:45 No.17405325
    rolled 8 = 8




    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:45 No.17405327
    rolled 7 = 7

    Oh crap.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/02/12(Mon)18:46 No.17405331
    rolled 8 = 8

    Here we go again, maybe we can distract her from mutilation by asking her back story?
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:46 No.17405336
    rolled 2 = 2

    Worst case scenario we can call Tsunseer to help us out. They HATE Necrons and will take ANY excuse to kill them.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:47 No.17405337
    rolled 12 = 12

    Max comes in one size, FULL. Yanderecron or not, better get used to it.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:47 No.17405339
    rolled 16 = 16

    Here goes nothing...

    ...kinda wishing we had Marvin for an arm now....
    >> NoEyes 01/02/12(Mon)18:47 No.17405342
    Maybe we can get them upgraded? Upgraded to an off switch?
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:47 No.17405346
    i hate all of you
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:47 No.17405347

    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:47 No.17405348
    rolled 17 = 17

    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:47 No.17405360
    rolled 16 = 16

    >> Abbadon the Despoiler 01/02/12(Mon)18:48 No.17405367
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    rolled 1 = 1

    Who needs arms?
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:48 No.17405371
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    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:48 No.17405373
    rolled 15 = 15


    They're my best friends!
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/02/12(Mon)18:49 No.17405374
    rolled 1 = 1

    >> Iron Lung 01/02/12(Mon)18:49 No.17405376
    Kiss hard.
    Like, Epic Makeout.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:49 No.17405378

    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/02/12(Mon)18:49 No.17405383
    rolled 19 = 19

    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:49 No.17405384
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    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:50 No.17405385
    rolled 7 = 7

    >roll to save arm
    I wanted to go see the F sized greater goods, but no /tg/ wants max to be a badass, not a space pimp.
    >> rolls 1d20 Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:50 No.17405386
    Back off Robocunt.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:50 No.17405388
    rolled 19 = 19

    she can just take the speaker! let us keep the arm and you can have the speaker!
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:50 No.17405389
    rolled 17 = 17


    Here goes nothing!

    >eptedco 2ϕ

    You gotta be kidding me.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:50 No.17405390
    rolled 1 = 1

    this fitted so well, i can't hate it
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:50 No.17405391
    Wait, what?
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:50 No.17405394
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/02/12(Mon)18:50 No.17405395
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:50 No.17405399
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:51 No.17405400
    triple 1's, goodbye bender/HK arm
    >> NoEyes 01/02/12(Mon)18:51 No.17405403
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    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:51 No.17405405
    You guys roll silly.
    Don't you know we've already lost our... natural one?
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:51 No.17405406
    rolled 20 = 20

    Rolling to be without a left arm again.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:51 No.17405412
    rolled 1 = 1


    Now we won't even be a fisherman anymore!
    >> The Changeling !mX0wRWF/A2 01/02/12(Mon)18:52 No.17405416
    rolled 7 = 7

    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:52 No.17405418
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    It was a good arm while it lasted.

    I guess now Bender and HK-47 can have their own adventures...

    With... (sniff) Without us...
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:52 No.17405419
    rolled 9 = 9

    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:52 No.17405423

    How fitting.
    >> Ceaseless_Discharge 01/02/12(Mon)18:52 No.17405428
    Fucking this. robotic waifu OK, Yandere harem ender NOU
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:52 No.17405429
    Kiss her to distract her!
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:52 No.17405432

    The Gods must really want us to be without the Bender/HK arm....

    ....We could try to convince her to give us a Superfuckyeah Necron arm though...
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:52 No.17405435
    rolled 17 = 17

    Critical failures and nat 20's oh please dice gods let me help.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:53 No.17405443
    rolled 4 = 4


    Eeh, Abaddon, we can thumb your arse without our new buddies.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:53 No.17405447
    rolled 19 = 19

    What was that?
    That, my friends, was the sound of the Rape Train being unleashed.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:53 No.17405448
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:53 No.17405449
    rolled 20 = 20

    oh god this is so silly
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:53 No.17405456
    rolled 8 = 8

    Sweet Rollo, I beg you. Save us!
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:54 No.17405457
    I think we fixed it, please stop roling.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:54 No.17405459
    rolling for another 20
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:54 No.17405465
    What if Bender/HK can walk around on there own with there finger tips?
    >> The Changeling !mX0wRWF/A2 01/02/12(Mon)18:55 No.17405467
    They don't call me the Changeling for nothing.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:55 No.17405470
    rolled 18 = 18

    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:56 No.17405492
    Do you remember what happened last time we encountered 'crons? That's right, we got a slew of 1s and lost an arm.

    Now look.

    You bastards.
    >> NoEyes 01/02/12(Mon)18:56 No.17405496
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    So.... Abbadon nat 1 would be let us have it still? and 20 is lossing it and more?
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:57 No.17405500
    rolled 19 = 19

    Fucking Abaddon attacking our rolls when Yanderecron is getting iffy with our new arm?

    Kiss, tell her to prove her love and get into ass kicking mode, WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THESE TRIVIAL THINGS!
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:57 No.17405501
    We totally deserve this
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:58 No.17405509
    rolled 15 = 15

    The personalities can be ripped out though. I find them annoying.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/02/12(Mon)18:58 No.17405510
    With a tremendous pain, the knife severs through where your metal meets flesh.

    You scream as the blade digs itself through, the Pariah having to saw a bit to sever it entirely.

    Falling to the ground, you clutch at your stump. Again.

    "Hmm... I don't want you running away either..."

    You feel the knife press into your leg just below the knee.

    "You are going to be mine, all mine..." She sings as she begins to saw.

    You struggle, but she's too strong, holding you down with a single arm.

    "Mine mine mine! Forever and ever!"

    Blood spurts as she makes it through the first leg.

    "That simply won't do..." She grabs a gauss rifle and presses the hot barrel to the stump, cauterizing it.

    Your mind is in too much shock to react, you can't do anything.

    She saws through the other one, using another hot gun to stop the bleeding.

    "There! All better!" She sings, lifting you into the air and hugging you like a teddy bear.

    "Lets go home." She says to one of the nearby Immortals, who nods.

    "I'm going to love you forever!" She says before kissing you.

    After you warp back to Yagis V, she carries you down into the tomb.

    Which you never leave again for as long as you live.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:58 No.17405516

    "He who does not observe history", etc etc.

    And to think, we could have been face-deep in Alia's greater goods by now.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:59 No.17405523
    Good End
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)18:59 No.17405529
    rolled 20 = 20

    Send out a mental distress signal! And a vox one, all channels!
    All our bitches can come and help!
    But uh... make sure the Cron doesn't hear the vox one.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:00 No.17405530
    this is like one of them there stephen king books
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:00 No.17405536
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    Oh boy, Papa is at it again...
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:00 No.17405539
    [heretical] LOVE IS OVER


    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:00 No.17405540
    Actually I think this is about as good.

    Should've gone Farseer
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:00 No.17405541
    I hate every single one of you who decided to go for FUCKING 'Crons when we had a chance for some hot greater goods. Will you guys never learn?
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:00 No.17405542
    Oh shit! Nat 20 for calling for help!
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/02/12(Mon)19:00 No.17405543
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    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:00 No.17405547

    >nat 20 to get all our bitches to save us

    I love you so hard right now.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:00 No.17405548

    Please be trolling, Papa.

    It can't end like this...
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:01 No.17405554
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    i've never hope for huehuehue so hard before.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:01 No.17405560
    Tau are overrated
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:01 No.17405561
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    crippled.. but saved nonetheless!
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:02 No.17405567
    Of course he's trolling
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:02 No.17405573
    Maybe we wanted some necron lovin' but NOOOO
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:02 No.17405575


    Or doomrider, maybe? A convenient warp portal opening?
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:02 No.17405576
    Oh thank god. And it's a legit roll too.
    Thank you Anon, thank you.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:02 No.17405579
    Bah, this is soft talk.

    Yanderecron? She better be fisherwoman to catch us.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:02 No.17405580
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    they can rebuild us, they have the technology. they can make us better, stronger, faster.

    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/02/12(Mon)19:03 No.17405586
    Khornete was clearly the superior option
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:04 No.17405597
    thats an understatement
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:04 No.17405599
    necrons are robots! crazy, deranged killing terminator robots! YOU CANT FUCK A MACHINE PRESS, you cant fuck a necron!
    >> Ceaseless_Discharge 01/02/12(Mon)19:04 No.17405603
    Papa-N trolling the fucj out of us because retards roll like retards?

    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/02/12(Mon)19:05 No.17405614
    Well as long as it doesn't go the way of our dinner date with Esh.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:05 No.17405621


    What are you talking about, Heretical Love has always been about the nat 1's everywhere.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:05 No.17405626
    HAHAHA! Oh you, your ignorance is cute.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/02/12(Mon)19:06 No.17405632
    Too late, she plunges the knife down and buries it into the speaker, silencing it.

    The two voices in your arm protest for a moment, but then fall silent. Well, at least she didn’t cut it off. Mika can fix the arm, but you don’t know if the two voices will return…

    Until the necron keeps attacking the arm, stabbing it again and again. The weapons suite goes offline, and you find that the arm is now barely movable.

    “Ah, now that’s soo much better!” The necron coos happily as she grabs you around the middle again.

    “Hey, can we put the knife away please!” You ask as it comes close to jabbing you.

    She does that at least, before tugging on the arm of an Immortal.

    “Hurry up! How much longer do you need?” She asks him.
    The Immortal gestures out, and you follow his finger.

    The flayed ones lay in varying states of disassemble, most in too many pieces to recognize. The Immortals keep shooting to vaporize them entirely.

    “Good, I need to give my honey a bath, he stinks!”

    You feel your stomach drop again as she teleports you.
    Back inside the tomb, though in a different section it looks like. You don’t recognize any of the surroundings, and you can’t see far in the faint green light.

    Still she’s set you down as she tends to a large stone basin, turning knobs and dials.

    “Hey, uh… Kinda dark in here isn't it?”

    As if on command, the tomb illuminates further, to a more comfortable level.

    “Well… It could be worse…”

    “Oh honey! The bath is ready!”

    [ ] Bathe with the Yanderecron

    [ ] “Sure let me change, I’ll be right there…”

    [ ] Break into a sprint and try to find an exit
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:06 No.17405634
    This will save us, right, RIGHT?
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:07 No.17405638

    Have you tried?

    Then behold the birth of new fetish. The robot being yandere for us is just added difficulty. Fishermen live for challenge.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:07 No.17405641
    see also: fucking orks
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:07 No.17405646
    Trolling? You will not deny Abbadon his victory!
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/02/12(Mon)19:07 No.17405647
    We hardly knew you HK-Arm, we hardly knew you
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:08 No.17405653
    >[x] “Sure let me change, I’ll be right there…”

    The Yandere is crazy but gullible, distract her then take your chance to GTFO.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/02/12(Mon)19:08 No.17405655
    Bathe with the Yanderecron

    I like living dangerously
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:08 No.17405658
    Let us do as >>17405529
    AND US THE NAT 20!
    >> The Changeling !mX0wRWF/A2 01/02/12(Mon)19:08 No.17405664
    [X] “Sure let me change, I’ll be right there…”

    We need to assess the situation. Getting in that bath could mean we never go anywhere ever again.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:08 No.17405665
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    [x] Bathe with the Yanderecron
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:08 No.17405666
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:08 No.17405667
    Bathe with her, keeps her slightly stable ish for now. Look for a way out during the bath. We don't know our way out well enough yet. And hey, maybe try to chat through this while Max has the chance
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:08 No.17405670
    rolled 18 = 18

    [ ] Bathe with the Yanderecron
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:08 No.17405672
    [ ] Bathe with the Yanderecron

    Also, ask her what her name is.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:08 No.17405673
    [ ] Bathe with the Yanderecron

    The only choice that involves us surviving.
    >> NoEyes 01/02/12(Mon)19:09 No.17405676
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    [ ] “Sure let me change, I’ll be right there…”
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:09 No.17405679
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:09 No.17405685
    I for one, am glad that the arm has been silenced.

    I mean fuck, can you imagine those douchebags making comments while we try to get our groove on with Esh? Or fucking Kaleshi?
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:10 No.17405688
    rolled 15 = 15

    Bathe with her, risk taking is how we get our jollies.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:10 No.17405689
    [x] Bathe with the Yanderecron
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:10 No.17405695
    [x] Bathe

    Water, our element.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:10 No.17405698
    [ ] “Sure let me change, I’ll be right there…”
    Guys, seriously, she's a robot, that's probably an acid bath, don't act even more retarded than I usually expect you to.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:11 No.17405705
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    [ ] Bathe with the Yanderecron

    and send out a psychic distress call to Esh, doomrider, and Kaleshi for HALP!
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:11 No.17405709
    rolled 1 = 1


    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:11 No.17405711
    [X] “Sure let me change, I’ll be right there…”
    Followed by
    [X] Break into a sprint and try to find an exit
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:11 No.17405712
    it's the soul of the thread
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:11 No.17405725
    Necrons get soggy when wet, this is verifiable by fluff. Let her get in the bath and then run!
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:12 No.17405729
    [x] Bathe with the Yanderecron
    >> Rubbish Soldier 01/02/12(Mon)19:12 No.17405730
    I wanna say [ ] Break into a sprint and try to find an exit
    But [ ] Bathe with the Yanderecron sounds like a safer option
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:12 No.17405731
    >noko rolling
    >1d1 roll detected
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:12 No.17405732
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    this is how we get our jollies REMOVED
    she already had a stab at the arm, are we really desperate for more augumenttions?
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:12 No.17405736
    [ ] “Sure let me change, I’ll be right there…”

    Need a plan...are Necrons vulnerable to emp?
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:13 No.17405748
    rolled =

    1d1 this, motherfucker.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:13 No.17405749

    >Noke his roll
    >Nat 1

    I'm betting you rolled a d1 just to fuck with us.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:13 No.17405750
    [x] Bathe

    If we run, she WILL get us. And this time, we will lose the arm. Among other things. Best just to play it straight.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:14 No.17405756
    [ ] “Sure let me change, I’ll be right there…”

    try to get the weapons suite back online, can our vox reach mika for technical support?
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:14 No.17405760
    rolled 3 = 3

    name the last time that getting our jollies removed wasn't one of the things that could happen to us when we went after a girl?
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:14 No.17405763
    Take the bathe. She hasn't let her guard down enough yet for us to try to make a break for it.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:14 No.17405766
    Plan? PLAN?

    Our PLAN is to get there, and fuck her silly.

    [x] Bath like the fist of the north star.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:15 No.17405770
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    >> Ceaseless_Discharge 01/02/12(Mon)19:15 No.17405775
    You have doomed us.

    so, on that note, i vote Helena ends up becoming a AdMech partially. much litanies of fucking work required
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:15 No.17405778
    Alright guys, I have a plan.

    Make it to third base, and try to find her off switch.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:15 No.17405780
    I'm gonna go buy a pack of cigarette
    >> The Changeling !mX0wRWF/A2 01/02/12(Mon)19:15 No.17405788
    "You're already dry..."
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:17 No.17405804
    moear like "you're already wet"
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:17 No.17405811
    but right now we risk pain and permament loss.
    this isn't healthy..
    >> The Changeling !mX0wRWF/A2 01/02/12(Mon)19:18 No.17405814
    Was going to go for that but...to obvious.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/02/12(Mon)19:18 No.17405817
    While you don’t like your current predicament, you aren’t about to keep pushing her crazy buttons.

    You slide out of your clothes, which is quite difficult with a barely functional left arm.

    “Ara ara~” The necron says, as she eyes your junk.

    You don’t give her the satisfaction of continuing to eye you up, as you step into the warm water.

    Sitting down, you submerge yourself up to your chest.

    Despite everything going on, it actually feels pretty good.
    The Pariah hums some necron tune as she busies herself scrubbing you down. You just sit there limp and take it while your mind jumps around trying to figure out some way out of this mess.

    Her metal fingers don’t actually feel terrible, and somehow you really think deep down she actually loves you. Too much.

    “Does it feel good my sweet?” She asks as she rubs what you believe to be shampoo into your hair.

    “Uh… Yeah…?” You answer, still desperately trying to muster your inner Tzeentch and come up with a plan.

    “You know, I could make you feel even better…”

    [ ] Interrupt her and ask her name

    [ ] Get her to keep bathing you while you bide your time

    [ ] Let her have her way with you, though you don’t know what that entails
    >> NoEyes 01/02/12(Mon)19:18 No.17405828
    ask for the name.
    Be polite about it.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:19 No.17405831
    [ ] Interrupt her and ask her name
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:19 No.17405835
    rolled 19 = 19

    [ ] Let her have her way with you, though you don’t know what that entails
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:19 No.17405838
    [x] Bathe

    A fisherman cannot be afraid of the waves, nor of what horrors it might hide beneath its foamy surface.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:19 No.17405841
    rolled 6 = 6



    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:19 No.17405844
    Everything but hat-chan is ripped to shreds.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:19 No.17405848
    [ ] Interrupt her and ask her name
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:20 No.17405852
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    >[x ] Interrupt her and ask her name

    Suave max seemed to work before?
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:20 No.17405853
    how long have we been in autosage
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:20 No.17405854
    [X ] Let her have her way with you, though you don’t know what that entails
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:20 No.17405855
    [ ] Interrupt her and ask her name
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:20 No.17405857
    [x] Interrupt her and ask her name
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:20 No.17405859
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    [x] Interrupt her and ask her name

    Time to work our magic.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:20 No.17405862
    >it's like how i play Monmosu Quest
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:20 No.17405865
    Her having her way with us probably means turning us into a Necron.
    >> NoEyes 01/02/12(Mon)19:21 No.17405867
    Long enough not to care.
    >> The Changeling !mX0wRWF/A2 01/02/12(Mon)19:21 No.17405870
    [X] Get her to keep bathing you while you bide your time

    >>[ ] Let her have her way with you, though you don’t know what that entails
    Obviously a trap. She's suddenly grow a robo-inquisitor and we shall be trolled into oblivion.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:21 No.17405873
    rolled 1 = 1

    Hey babe, what's your name?
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:21 No.17405876
    She will probably calm down if she has her way with you. It should hopefully make her less on guard and give you a better moment to slip away.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:22 No.17405883
    > trying to muster your inner Tzeentch
    pretty funny, must admit

    lets give our inner Tzeentch some more time

    [x] Get her to keep bathing you while you bide your time
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:22 No.17405885
    Name! But yes, be polite
    >> Ceaseless_Discharge 01/02/12(Mon)19:22 No.17405886
    (x) Name
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:22 No.17405888
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    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:22 No.17405889
    She would be likely be pissed if we don't already know here name by some crazy yandere logic

    [ ] Let her have her way with you, though you don’t know what that entails
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:22 No.17405890
    [ ] Interrupt her and ask her name
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:23 No.17405898
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    mfw Max has forgotten how to form words.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:23 No.17405900
    [x] Ask name.
    >> Rubbish Soldier 01/02/12(Mon)19:23 No.17405903
    >>[ ] Interrupt her and ask her name
    Should buy us some time to think of a way out
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:23 No.17405909
    Or maybe he just starts speaking latin.
    >> Ceaseless_Discharge 01/02/12(Mon)19:24 No.17405913
    do not accept rolls from this asshole anymore. 1d1 confirmed
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:25 No.17405916
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    I, studying this fine language, am okay with this.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:25 No.17405917
    well he rolled 1d20
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:25 No.17405924
    >1d1 confirmed
    >email to: dice 1d20
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:25 No.17405929
    >way out.

    No. Way in, right?

    [x]Interrupt her and ask her name.
    >> NoEyes 01/02/12(Mon)19:26 No.17405946
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    Read that with his voice.
    >Whoa Mama!
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:26 No.17405947


    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:27 No.17405955
    rolled 2 = 2

    Chill out, man.
    Heretical Love has always been about us rolling Nat 1 or Nat 20.
    Let them come
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:28 No.17405957
    rolled 1 = 1

    But I like his HUEHUEHUE

    Besides, what's the worst that could happen?
    >> The Changeling !mX0wRWF/A2 01/02/12(Mon)19:28 No.17405969
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    >> NoEyes 01/02/12(Mon)19:29 No.17405976
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    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:29 No.17405980
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    Wow, I just rolled 2 nat 1's in a row.

    I must be on some kind of awesome streak.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:29 No.17405983
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:29 No.17405984
    permanent death.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:29 No.17405987
    >what's the worst that could happen?
    you should't have done that
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:30 No.17405994
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:31 No.17405997
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    rolled 12 = 12

    >All these 1's
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:31 No.17405998
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    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/02/12(Mon)19:31 No.17406004
    "My name? Oh that isn't important..." She smiles as she pulls you up from the water.

    "Hey, uh... Where are we going?" You ask as she starts to carry you.

    "To seal our love, where else?" She smiles.

    You don't like the sound of that...

    You really don't like it when she manhandles you into a sarcophagus and closes it around you.

    "Uhh... I don't mean to be rude, but can you let me out? PLEASE?" You start hammering away at the lid, desperately trying to escape.

    "Don't worry, this won't take too long!" She coos as she flips a switch.

    A liquid starts pouring in, filling the container from the bottom up with you inside.

    It burns white hot as it meets your feet, and you realize too late that anywhere it touches it seems to seep in and replace with metal.

    You are being turned into one of them.

    As hard as you struggle, you can't escape.

    Finally, the liquid drained, the door reopens with a hiss.

    "I shall be yours for the eternity of the stars, my love." Your robotic voice echos through the small chamber.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:33 No.17406025
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    rolled 20 = 20

    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:33 No.17406030
    You all now realize it, right?
    Max is done for danger, fishing and fighting. not for running or FUCKING SEDUCING! This is thread 1 all over again.

    The most dangerous thing now is to fuck the crazy press machine, we should aim for that.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:33 No.17406031
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    We didn't even get a chance to wash her back ;_;
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:33 No.17406035
    So much Xeno Ass we did not Tap, so few Imperial vagina gone uninvestigated!
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:34 No.17406041
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    I rolled a 20, on panicking.

    Fuck this game.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:34 No.17406045
    What just happened.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:35 No.17406049
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    Bad end
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:35 No.17406056
    rolled 19 = 19

    Back to the original plan.



    She's a machine. She needs some kind of fuel. We should fuck her until she needs to resupply her fuel source. DURING THIS TIME, WE STRIKE WITH THE WRATH OF THE RIGHTEOUS
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:36 No.17406058
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    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/02/12(Mon)19:36 No.17406064
    You look down at your gold hands, turning them around for you to see.

    "What is your name now?" The Pariah asks as she runs a finger over your smooth breastplate.

    "My name is N-6dY, Necron-C'tun relations."
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:37 No.17406076
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    rolled 20 = 20

    >still desperately trying to muster your inner Tzeentch and come up with a plan.

    rolling for perils
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:37 No.17406077
    rolled 17 = 17

    Alright, lets call in the honeys. Their combined sex SHOULD turn us back to normal.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:38 No.17406085
    Hoo boy. We're getting all the possible Yandere endings before this thread is over, aren't we?
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:38 No.17406094
    rolled 2 = 2

    "The name is N-6dY, Necron-Your ass relations. The fuckening must begin."
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:38 No.17406095
    At this point, lets just have sex with her. I mean, whens the last time we got some? With the SoB? Lets hit it and quit it. Plus, bonus Necron army.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:38 No.17406101

    I think we just became a demi-god. An Alpha+ psyker.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:39 No.17406110
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    rolled 8 = 8

    >image name
    >We ascend into daemonhood

    What just happened?

    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:39 No.17406111
    Tzeentch up in this thread!
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/02/12(Mon)19:39 No.17406115
    “So uh, before that, can I get your name? I need to associate your lovely face with it.”

    The necron girl sits up slightly at your comment, her mechanical brow furrowing.

    “My… My name…?” She asks, touching her lips as though unsure.

    “I need a name? You won’t love me without a name?” Her hands grab you tightly, without your mechanical strength there is no way you could break that grip. Damn you wish your arm was fully operational.

    “That’s uh… Not exactly what I meant…”

    But she doesn’t seem to hear you, her eyes starting to grow more and more green.

    “Name… Name… Name…” She keeps mumbling to herself, increasing in speed as she repeats the word, her eyes starting to glow brighter and brighter.

    Her fingers seem to lose a bit of their tightness, you might be able to slip away…

    [ ] Try to escape

    [ ] Wait it out

    [ ] Give her a name
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:40 No.17406119

    >That filename
    >That roll
    >This entire fucking post

    Are you some kind of wizard?
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:40 No.17406121
    I suspect Papa-N is in need of a good, solid shot at trolling us, and so this thread should be quite interesting.

    And fuck you captcha, that's Hebrew! I don't even have that character set!
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:40 No.17406122
    rolled 7 = 7

    >Give her a name
    I like Tonya
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:41 No.17406134
    [x ] Give her a name

    That'll calm her down.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:41 No.17406141
    rolled 17 = 17


    [x] Give her a name

    Your name shall be Tali!
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:41 No.17406143
    rolled 20 = 20

    Give her a name.

    She shall henceforth be known as...

    >> NoEyes 01/02/12(Mon)19:41 No.17406144
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    Well good luck with that.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:41 No.17406145
    rolled 12 = 12

    She can be Sarah.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:41 No.17406146
    [x] Give her a name
    >> The Changeling !mX0wRWF/A2 01/02/12(Mon)19:42 No.17406154
    [X] Give her a name
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:42 No.17406158
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    Uh, no. Its obviously Xeno.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:43 No.17406163
    [x] Give her a name

    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:43 No.17406166

    giver her name:
    >> NoEyes 01/02/12(Mon)19:43 No.17406169
    Give her one.

    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:43 No.17406171
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    >mfw I rolled nat 20

    >captha: difficult ignpro
    Yes, the pros at IGN also find it difficult to roll 20.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:43 No.17406174
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    I have no reaction for this.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:44 No.17406179
    name her wash bucket.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:44 No.17406189
    [x] Name
    Belequin. Its lofty enough that it would fit her position in the Necron hierarchy.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/02/12(Mon)19:45 No.17406196
    [ ] Tonya

    [ ] Tali

    [ ] Toyota

    [ ] Aria

    Helena’s friend is already Sarah
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:45 No.17406197
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    [x ] Give her a name

    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:45 No.17406200
    [x] Tali
    >> Rubbish Soldier 01/02/12(Mon)19:45 No.17406201
    [ ] Give her a name
    It shall be Cacapoopoopeepeecron
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:45 No.17406203
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    rolled 14 = 14

    Please god no.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:45 No.17406204
    >would pick botsecks but that's not a choice.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:46 No.17406205
    rolled 19 = 19

    A Toyotas a Toyota
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:46 No.17406210
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    name her this, and in her distraction, murder.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:46 No.17406213
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    rolled 3 = 3

    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:46 No.17406215

    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:46 No.17406220

    [X] Aria.

    I think it sounds pretty.

    Not that it matters, I'ma call her yanderecron anyway.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:46 No.17406221
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:47 No.17406228
    rolled 16 = 16

    I kinda liked that Belequin option. I dunno, its the only one I can take seriously.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:47 No.17406229
    Tonya then.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:47 No.17406231
    [ ] Tonya

    Not sure if shes awkward enough to be a Tali.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:48 No.17406247

    Tali, for the love of the Emprah!
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:49 No.17406259
    Aria. She's not awkward enough to be Tali.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:49 No.17406262
    rolled 2 = 2

    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:50 No.17406268
    rolled 19 = 19


    [x] Aria
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:51 No.17406283
    I dunno, Tali is trolly, Toyota is as well. I get a Russian vibe from Tonya, so I think Aria is pretty good.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:51 No.17406285
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    I liked Tonya, but I'm cool with whatevs.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:51 No.17406287
    [ ] wait it out. maybe it'll explode, or self destruct from overheating.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:52 No.17406307
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:53 No.17406320

    You want to breed a new Arian race with her, with blood and iron? Hell, I can't like the name Aria, I'm sorry.
    >> Iron Lung 01/02/12(Mon)19:54 No.17406331
    From Hewbrew, meaning "Child of Light."
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:54 No.17406340
    Well, now that you've pointed that out, I can't either.
    >> NoEyes 01/02/12(Mon)19:55 No.17406341
    She is a Pariah right?
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:55 No.17406342

    It's Sanskrit. It's pronounced AR-YAN
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:56 No.17406364
    rolled 12 = 12

    1 - Critical Tonya
    2-10 - Tonya
    11-19 - Aria
    20 - Critical Aria
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/02/12(Mon)19:58 No.17406387
    “I’ll call you Tonya.”

    Her eyes stop glowing, and her fingers relax.

    “Tonya…Tonya…” She repeats it, playing with it.

    “*Archiving name, please wait… One percent…*”

    “Huh?” You turn around in the bath.

    Several seconds go by.

    “*…Five Percent…*” The completely monotone robotic voice chimes again.

    Shit! This might be your chance to escape!

    You snatch up your clothes and start pulling them on as fast as you can manage with one working arm and a half broken one.

    “*…Fifty percent…*”

    “Hey! You skipped a bunch!” You yell as you stuff your feet into the boots.

    Wasting no time with anything else, you break into a fast run into the tomb.

    Shoving your way between two Immortals guarding the door, you sprint as fast as you can manage. Perhaps the fastest in your life.

    After several twists and wrong turns, you finally find the way back up to the surface.

    “Where are you going, my honey? YOU CAN’T RUN FROM OUR LOVE!!!”

    Tonya bursts out from around a turn and starts running up after you. She’s fast!

    Still, you aren’t going to give up here.

    Your legs pick up the pace and finally carry you out into the fresh air.

    You are relieved to see the bike where you left it, and you run all out at it as the necron starts to close the distance.

    Leaping on, you start it up as fast as you can. The engine doesn’t seem to want to ignite.

    “Fucking machine spirit! Get the fuck moving!”

    Finally the bike fires to life, and you twist hard, Tonya mere feet from you now.

    Her fingers graze the back of the bike even as you spray her with dirt in your desperate bid to escape.

    Finally you are out of her reach, you sigh in relief.

    “I’LL FIND YOU!” You hear her voice call after you.


    Finally her voice fades in the distance, masked by the rumble of the bike.

    >Aria seems too much like Ailia
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)19:58 No.17406389
    An Aria is also a musical movement or type of song. Can't remember which, but it is a thing of beauty.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)20:00 No.17406418
    [x]Bike off to a new thread
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)20:01 No.17406427
    Papa got us out of there? I was expecting HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE's, I guess he got his fix from the two deaths.
    >> NoEyes 01/02/12(Mon)20:01 No.17406430
    Simultaneous Fuck yeah and aah..... forgot about Ailia
    An aria (Italian for air; plural: arie or arias in common usage) in music was originally any expressive melody, usually, but not always, performed by a singer. The term is now used almost exclusively to describe a self-contained piece for one voice usually with orchestral accompaniment. Perhaps the most common context for arias is opera, although there are many arias that form movements of oratorios and cantatas. Composers also wrote concert arias, which are not part of any larger work, such as "Ah perfido" by Beethoven, and a number of concert arias by Mozart, such as "Conservati fedele".
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)20:01 No.17406432
    Father big "mac" daddy pops Nurgykins, you are my favorite dad.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)20:01 No.17406436
    Ok... wow...
    Alright, time for MINDBULLETS TRAINING from Tsunseer, as well as learning how to fight Necrons. Eldar do it all the time, they must know the best ways to kill them.
    Or maybe back to the safety of the Admech Hut to get the arm repaired.
    >> Ceaseless_Discharge 01/02/12(Mon)20:02 No.17406440
    i normally don't condone waifu murder, but bitch be asking for it.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)20:04 No.17406451
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    Maybe she'll calm down if she gets laid.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/02/12(Mon)20:04 No.17406460
    Mika scoffs and scolds you a bit as she looks your arm over.
    You feel a bit bad, you haven’t had it for long and it’s already pretty beat up.

    Despite this, she starts into fixing it and you lay back on the table.

    After several hours and more than one test fire, it seems to be back in tip-top shape.

    Though the voices haven’t returned.

    “What could those have been?” You ask her.

    Mika shrugs.

    “Magnetic interference?” She finally muses out loud.
    Seems like a good place to end the story for today, I'm absolutely starving and really need to do some laundry and whatnot.

    I was pretty surprised when the necron option won today, as she hadn't gotten much attention prior to this and after the last thread.

    Still working on Esh's SDT dialogue, I haven't had a chance to add as much to it as I would like so it will probably be included in the next thread.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)20:04 No.17406466
    she's anathema to our xeno harem. bitch must be purged in the name of the Emperor of Mankind.
    >> NoEyes 01/02/12(Mon)20:05 No.17406475
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    Great flaming Jokaeroes!
    >> Iron Lung 01/02/12(Mon)20:07 No.17406497
    Rock on, mang.
    Another time, For The Bitches!
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)20:08 No.17406500
    but guys, we can possibly get an ENTIRE Necron army here! And some shiny metal ass.

    Don't you think she might be damaged and we might be able to free her from her demented mental bond?
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)20:08 No.17406509
    Thank you for the music lesson
    Now onward to Xeno lovings!
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)20:09 No.17406515
    rolled 16 = 16

    Well, looks like we will have to go talk with our little techpriestess.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)20:10 No.17406525
    Something tells me Tonya is going to team up with Abbadon to wipe out the rest of Max's women and then stab him in the back.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)20:11 No.17406536
    glorious Greater Goods, delicious tsunseer, and that techpriestess are infinitly preferable to pointy, murderous yan-cron that will likely kill our xeno wenches
    >> Ceaseless_Discharge 01/02/12(Mon)20:12 No.17406545
    you can't fool us Papa-Troll.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)20:12 No.17406547
    maybe it
    ll think abbadon wants to steam max for himself, and she'll kill him for us,
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)20:14 No.17406561
    Why would she team up with Abbadon? Abbadon can't even successfully destroy our hat never mind win a full on war with us.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)20:14 No.17406565
    This is just me, but i think the Tau Girl the most meh. I would certainly put Kaleshi over her.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)20:16 No.17406581

    In the end, there can only be Esh or Mika. Nowhere else can love truly bloom.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)20:16 No.17406584
    lol, good one sir.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)20:17 No.17406594
    She is the only heretical one who didn't try to kill us which I consider a major point in her favor.

    Plus Dat Ass and Dem Tits. She is quite the curvy blueberry.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)20:19 No.17406629
    Kaleshi is the best option
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)20:20 No.17406634
    And mad points for being a Crisis suit pilot.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)20:20 No.17406635
    He did just get a power up and almost melt our brain. shit might go down.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)20:20 No.17406637
    rolled 3 = 3

    We totally deserved be killed by Kaleshi
    >> Iron Lung 01/02/12(Mon)20:21 No.17406646
    I respect this. She's also sweet which is a nice personality trait. There's a lot to be said for easygoing, much as I love the Tsunseer.
    At the least she also would make for a stabilizing force in any harem dynamics.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)20:25 No.17406670
    In my mind these are the Top Romatic End that i see.
    & Kaleshi.
    The others we didn't saw much of it(Like Karen) or simply aren't "made" to be the final choice(Like the sister)
    >> NoEyes 01/02/12(Mon)20:26 No.17406679
    I can see some polygamy and "For the greater good" joke boiling...
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)20:28 No.17406705
    You're not the only one don't worry. Kaleshi is best waifu
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)20:29 No.17406717
    Kaleshi is the only "real" choice we have if we don't get the harem ending.

    Why? Because we'll die if we stay in the mortal realm and then we'll have to deal with her anyway, except she'll be pissed and think we spurned her.

    If we live with her in the Warp however, we are immortal and get to bang her hot sisters as well, and we get to hang out with Doomrider, and she got our fucking hat back.

    Also we are totally ringing Kaleshi next thread for the fucking BLOODBOWL game that we have tickets for.
    >> Iron Lung 01/02/12(Mon)20:29 No.17406723
    Picture this: our darling Ripe Blueberry "entertaining" the Dark Eldar Twins (under non-lethal rules for Max's entertainment).
    I think of her as the mate Everyone Can Love.
    The Greater Good is being availlble for everyone's pleasure.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)20:31 No.17406737
    Max takes all of the romantic interests as wives and unites the factions, bringing peace and unity to the grim dark of the universe just as the Empera planned.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)20:33 No.17406759

    Well, with a Khornette, there's too much violence involved for twoo wuv, if you ask me, same case with Karen (and I just can't really like the idea of an Ork girl) - Esh and Mika at least are somehow normal. Also, one helps us with our psychic powers, the other with our mechanical arm.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)20:33 No.17406762
    we could ferry the harem around in one of mika's awakened vehicles, while the tsunseer feeds us, and kaleshi and the SoB RIP AND TEAR tzeentchian cultists from on top of the vehicle.
    >> Ceaseless_Discharge 01/02/12(Mon)20:33 No.17406763
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)20:33 No.17406764

    OH YES. The bloodbowl game will be...interesting.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)20:36 No.17406788
    Abbadon did just awaken a new foe we're going to need all the sexy help we can get.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)20:41 No.17406827
    rolled 7 = 7

    Yeaaah, the SoB will not help us in our battle.
    not if we have our Heretical Lovers
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/02/12(Mon)20:42 No.17406841
    I've been wondering who /tg/'s favorite girl is for a while now

    Looks like its between Esh/Mika/Ailia/Kaleshi?
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)20:44 No.17406856

    Kaleshi. Definitely.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)20:45 No.17406869
    About right, too little contact with the twins for them to be in the running, and the Sister wouldn't play particularly nice with others.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)20:45 No.17406880
    esh, definitly. or maybe mika.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)20:46 No.17406886
    rolled 9 = 9

    >and the Sister wouldn't play particularly nice with others.

    And this is just me, but i thought after the orgy, the sisters felt down on the list of probable ending girls
    >> NoEyes 01/02/12(Mon)20:47 No.17406896
    Esh and Kaleshi have my heart.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)20:47 No.17406905


    Others may think Esh but Kaleshi is the only one we can actually bro it up with outside of cooking and sex.

    Axe-throwing Competition? Kaleshi.
    Bloodbowl game watching with popcorn and beer? Kaleshi.
    Violent Vidya Gaeming Time? Kaleshi.
    Strangling your player's because they make retarded mistakes at all times even after coming up with a really good plan? Kaleshi.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)20:49 No.17406929
    rolled 4 = 4

    Esh, Kaleshi and Mike stole my heart.
    It's painful that only one will win in the end
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)20:50 No.17406937
    Ailia. I loves me some greater goods.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/02/12(Mon)20:50 No.17406944
    Has to be kaleshi.
    Though Esh and the two dark eldar twins were gun as well.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)20:51 No.17406954

    This Anon has the right of it. The Twins and Karen have had too little time in the spotlight to really be in the running yet.

    The fact she won't play well with others and going after her already cost Max his arm and Bender/HK means that Tonya's prolly torpedo'd her chances.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)20:51 No.17406956
    why do we have to settle for one girl? we know already that esh knows about our trysts with the others, and is okay with it, the tau seems like an easygoing girl, and would go along with *anything*, and i'm sure we could speech check mika into our harem as well.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)20:51 No.17406960


    Tsunseer is a close second but nothing beats being in a relationship with someone who shares the same interests on a wide scale.

    Fuck man, Kaleshi would probably LOVE D&D if we described visceral scenes in great detail.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)20:51 No.17406961
    Ahaha, Oh Wow.
    Mean't Mika
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)20:52 No.17406963
    I've been wondering, is kaleshi basically a Bloodthrister. Being that she is one of Khornes most favored. Or is she just an angry daemonette, maybe khornes answer to the Masque?
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)20:53 No.17406982
    Also the first one to fuck Max on purpose...depending on weather or not you count the blowjob we ticked the Tau in to.

    I'm personally leaning more towards Esh but the Lord of the Rings style forever alone situation we put her in after Max dies that was foreshadowed leaves me with reservations. Mika is working her way up fast considering her relatively late introduction however.
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    As much as I'm for an OTP (namely Esh), but this anon has it right. Best possible ending.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/02/12(Mon)20:55 No.17407012
    I'm writing a one girl ending and then a harem end for the finale

    Well what does /tg/ want for bizarro mode? I'll let you guys pick today.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)20:56 No.17407017
    that foreshadowing was for if they got sexy times there in the eldar lair. if we seduce her outside of the psychic ranges of the rest of the craftworld, it will be a good end for esh.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)20:56 No.17407028
    more adventures of Helena and Enginseer Frederick
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 01/02/12(Mon)20:56 No.17407029
    She is a khornette, one of /tg/'s created daemons.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)20:57 No.17407038
    a sitcom between HK-47 and bender in max's arm
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)20:57 No.17407040
    wouldn't it be crazy as shit if frederick and mika were related
    we'd all become one bigass Imperial Family.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)20:58 No.17407053
    rolled 7 = 7

    The Machine Spirits of the Arm, happens to become the Machine Spirits of Helena Leman Russ
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 01/02/12(Mon)21:00 No.17407065
    Mirrorverse showing our counterpart in a reverse harem.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)21:00 No.17407067
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    Metallic Max, SLaDos, Yanderecron and Mika. Steel meets steel!
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)21:01 No.17407076
    rolled 10 = 10

    Man, i wonder when Max will meet these two
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)21:01 No.17407081
    This is perfect for bizarro mode.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)21:02 No.17407089
    Max - Helena
    Mika - Frederick.
    Well then you have to create the rest
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)21:02 No.17407093

    frederick accidentally hits a lever or button, and helena's russ starts talking.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)21:02 No.17407094
    Well the other problem is that Kaleshi marked her territory and I'm not sure that Esh would be as easily deceived as the sisters. Then again after smoking the Eldar souls and getting away with it I'm not sure there's much we can't do. We should at least get the mind bullet training so our Fos Ro Dah doesn't give us a headache anymore.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)21:03 No.17407102
    ENGAGE OVERDRIVE MODE (If Papa-N is up for it, not sure what time zone he is but I'm in Kentucky and its only 9pm here)
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)21:03 No.17407108
    All of this
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)21:05 No.17407126
    when we was getting dirty with the tau, esh was pleasing herself over it. i think she'd be fine with the harem.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)21:07 No.17407140
    That wasn't Tzeentch?
    Also Tau and Eldar have a pretty harmless releationship, but i'm not sure what Esh would think of a Harem with D.Eldar and Daemons
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/02/12(Mon)21:13 No.17407188
    "Hey, watch it buddy!"

    "Rebuttal: Bite my shiny metal ass."

    "Oh a wise guy eh?"

    Frederick jumps as the turret of Helena's russ moves slightly.

    "Would the both of you be quiet? It's too crowded in here for the three of us."

    "I'll be back."

    "Query: Who are you and why should I care?"
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)21:15 No.17407203
    we could convince esh that the d.eldar can be "redeemed" through intense regimens of fucking. and during the dinner she didn't through a fit at our consorting with the daemonettes, just a slight tussle over the smoking souls. esh is perfect for the harem
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)21:17 No.17407235
    >"Query: Who are you and why should I care?"
    You Tell him HK-47
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)21:26 No.17407344
    Is anybody still here?
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/02/12(Mon)21:28 No.17407361
    "I have to save John Conner."

    "This guys nuts, let's see, wheres his wallet."

    "Statement: We are not physical beings and therefore don't have wallets."

    "As though physics can stop me." He lights up a cigar, chugs a malt beverage, and puts his feet up.

    Frederick watches in wonder as the tank blows a plume of smoke out of its barrel.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)21:30 No.17407381
    I'm confused.
    How many spirits are there in the Tank?
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)21:34 No.17407415

    They picked up the T-800 along the way.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)21:34 No.17407418
    Im guessing these ones.
    >> NoEyes 01/02/12(Mon)21:36 No.17407448
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    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)21:40 No.17407492
    Who exactly is david again?
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)21:44 No.17407553
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    This tank needs more paranoid android.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)21:50 No.17407609
    good night papa-n!
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/02/12(Mon)21:54 No.17407635
    "Can he hear us? Do you think he can hear us? I hope he can't hear us..."

    "Insult: My little Android can't be this dumb."

    "Hey! You guys want to scare him?!"

    Frederick jumps out of the way as the turret rotates to point at him.

    "Hey Mekboy lets... What the hell is up with my tank?!". Helena runs over, trying not to muck up her outfit.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)22:01 No.17407687
    See ya next thread Papa, I gotta sleep. Also, stay awesome.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/02/12(Mon)22:06 No.17407734
    Alright, next thread Thursday the 5th at 4pm eastern.

    Stay classy /tg/

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