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    105 KB Spiders Are Superior Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)10:41 No.17384620  
    It just occurred to me.

    In most settings, Dwarves are presented as the masters of technology and humans as the generalist jack-of-all trades race, but sport a high number of fighters.

    Spiders are a magical species. They tend to be mages and create magical empires. They make some of the best wizards there are.

    In most editions of the game after 2e, Wizards were the most powerful class, with priests and druids competing for top slot.

    Spiders are also in tune with nature. They have lots of druids. And they have gods for magic and nature, meaning they have lots of priests, too.

    They aren't just predators living in magic trees; they're actually a race designed to gravitate toward the most overpowered classes there are. Next to godlike magic power, technology and good fighters are worthless.

    This effectively means that Spiders are actually the most powerful of the traditional races, by far. If they wanted to, they could probably wipe everyone else out.

    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)10:43 No.17384627
    Spiders aren't real people. Deal with it, nerd.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)10:43 No.17384630
    Sorry OP, but Drider is the best race.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)10:44 No.17384635
    Spiders are Asians, proof me wrong

    Spider rape, what do?

    Spider slave girl what do?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)10:45 No.17384640
    I forgot about

    naked spider mastrubating in the forest, what do
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    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)10:46 No.17384649
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    >Spiders are Asians, proof me wrong

    Very possibru.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)10:47 No.17384658
    Wat? Mixing the glorious spider Master Race with ELVES?!?!

    Who the fuck thought that was a good idea?
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 12/31/11(Sat)10:51 No.17384674
    Are we going back in time or something?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)10:51 No.17384679
    If spiders aren't real then why are there webs
    Also lolled At you using the word nerd on tg
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)10:52 No.17384682
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    Oooh baby.

    It's time to start tapping my fangs together in anticipation of that sweet abdomen.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)10:54 No.17384689
    Guys. Guys.

    Wat if.

    You meet a hot asian lady, she pulls her hair back over her ears...

    To reveal that they are SPIDERS.

    She admits she is secretly an SPIDERS.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)10:55 No.17384691
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    > nerd

    Oh shit son, you've done it now...
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 12/31/11(Sat)10:55 No.17384692
    So, who's up to continue the Spider-folk race/culture that we've cooked up previously?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)10:56 No.17384699
    Checking the saved thread now.

    Spider folk sound perfect for the game I am running. Need more exotic races to fill the native roster.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)10:57 No.17384708
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    You fan race is silly. Everyone knows all about Spiders.

    They're a magical race of wizards and druids that live in harmony with nature in the woods. They're also notoriously hot and sexy and have an ongoing rivalry with Dwarves.

    It's been this way since forever.

    Everyone ALWAYS tries to do spiders some new way. Moon Spiders, High Spiders, Sun Spiders.

    In the end, it's all still spider.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)10:59 No.17384714
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    They are SO cute!

    Ahem, yes, that would be most enjoyable.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)11:00 No.17384721
    I just wish everybody else could see that Spider culture is superior to everything here in the vertebrae world.
    I mean EVERYTHING! The arts and culture, the web-making, the comedy, the looks, the traditions, the Spideryness, the food, EVERYTHING. Why are they so much better than the rest of us!!!!!??
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)11:02 No.17384725
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    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)11:06 No.17384747
    So, I know this is a Blue board and everything, but you guys gotta get some of this. I have never seen so much Dat Opisthosoma in one place. I came buckets. There's a totally legit dating profile there. IT WORKS GUISE!
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)11:07 No.17384754

    Too busy fapping to post the link, here you go.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)11:07 No.17384756
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    Okay guys. Wat if.

    You are wandering through the woods and you run across a dwarf. He has a leash, connected to a collar being worn by a hot SPIDER girl. Her entire carapace is writhing with young, showing her fertility.

    She shows clear signs of being mistreated. When the dwarf wanders away to gather firewood, you approach. She says the Dwarf has enslaved her, and she promises certain... favors in exchange for her release.

    WAT DO, /tg/?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)11:10 No.17384775
    Rape the dwarf. Then the Spider, then the baby spiders. Depending on their size this might take a while, bring sammiches.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)11:11 No.17384782

    Kill them both, cook them nicely and eat. I hear the babies are just the thing for your stomach with some hot spice or honey.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 12/31/11(Sat)11:12 No.17384786
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    Spider Rape Wat do? Not on my /tg/! Reported! Reported everywhere everywhen!

    No Fun Allowed.
    >> Alpharius 12/31/11(Sat)11:13 No.17384794

    Christ, you get off to snuff? That's fucking disgusting.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)11:14 No.17384800

    I would talk to the dwarf to get his side of the story. Depending on what I hear, I will either leave them be, or beat the dwarf down and release the spidergirl. Of course, I'm not going to have sex with her. I mean, jesus. She's a spidergirl. Covered in baby spiders. Fuck that shit.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)11:14 No.17384805
    Fucking white knights, every time.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)11:15 No.17384813
    Exactly. Fuck that shit. Hard and long and forever. Mmmm delicious spider children all over you as you mate with the Spider girl...
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)11:18 No.17384830
    I wouldn't approach in first place. Arachnophobia. I'd sooner shoot the spider chick than listen.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)11:18 No.17384832

    I'd be a white knight if I did it to have sex with the spidergirl. I stated I would refuse sex with the spidergirl. Mainly because she's a spider, but whatever.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)11:19 No.17384847

    Stupid non-kawaii baka gaijin
    [spiders are also japanese now]
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)11:21 No.17384854
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    Flat fucking racism, up in here.

    Spidergirls deserve some love too, ya know?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)11:21 No.17384857
    I fucking love spiders.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)11:22 No.17384864

    Yeah, but not from me. I'm sure there are more than enough hunky manspiders out there to give her the time of her eight legged life.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 12/31/11(Sat)11:22 No.17384866
    That’s it. I’m sick of all this “Masterwork Scorpion” bullshit that’s going on in the d20 system right now. Spiders deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.
    I should know what I’m talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine spider in Australia for 2,400,000 Australian dollars (that’s about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even spin webs of high quality with my spider.
    Australian wranglers spend years working on a single spider and train it up to a million times to produce the finest strands known to mankind.
    Spiders are thrice as scary as European daddy longlegs and thrice as tough for that matter too. Anything a tick can scare, a spider can scare better. I’m pretty sure a spider could easily frighten a neckbeard going to the bathroom with a simple jump onto their face.
    Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Australia? That’s right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Aborigines and their spiders of destruction. Even in World War II, German soldiers targeted the men with the spiders first because their killing power was feared and respected.
    So what am I saying? Spiders are simply the best arachnid that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Spiders:
    (Arachnid) 1d12 Damage 19-20 x4 Crit +2 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork
    (Arachnid) 2d10 Damage 17-20 x4 Crit +5 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork
    Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Spiders in real life, don’t you think?
    tl;dr = Spiders need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 12/31/11(Sat)11:25 No.17384881
    "So ur with ur spider and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur spider n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?"
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)11:25 No.17384882
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    >> Alpharius 12/31/11(Sat)11:27 No.17384890
    Different spider.
    >> saturday 12/31/11(Sat)11:27 No.17384892
    /tg/, are you always this straight-up lunatic crazy mode are is it just my timing that you're always up to something silly whenever I drop by?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)11:27 No.17384893
    Heh, you forgot to say "biting" instead of cutting, but good enough.
    6/10 seeing as we where all waiting for this.
    Unrelated to spiders, but where the hell did that first post come from, anyway? The katana one, I mean?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)11:28 No.17384896

    S-stupid adventurer. It's not like I like you or anything. I'm just wrapping you up because I'm going to eat you later, baka.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)11:28 No.17384897
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    Look, I don't give a fuck how many times we've had this debate.

    Spiders are NORWEGIAN, end of story. Period.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 12/31/11(Sat)11:30 No.17384905
    Don't you know that /tg/ is just another front for the Ministry of Sillyness? We decide what's silly and what's not here.
    And now for something completely different.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)11:30 No.17384906

    Dude, 10/10 BECAUSE I was waiting for it. First post was from the long ago, in the before time.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)11:31 No.17384914

    Monty Python's Spider Circus
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)11:34 No.17384930
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    Spiders will never match the sheer manly awesome of Dwarves.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)11:35 No.17384937
    Spiders can't handle cold, Norwegians can.
    Hence spiders are not Norwegian.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)11:36 No.17384940
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    Hello, I wish to register a complaint....
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)11:37 No.17384947
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    Where is your god now /tg/?

    Check out my new race.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 12/31/11(Sat)11:37 No.17384949
    "Well where'd you get the coconut?"
    "I don't know, maybe a spider carried them."
    "Are you trying to tell me that a 1 ounce spider carried a two pound coconut?"
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)11:37 No.17384951
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    I just had my PC marry a hot spider-wife.

    Shit's pretty cash, but I'm having a little difficulty getting my head around her short lifespan. She promises that at least 1000 of our spawn will marry me after she passes, but that kind of weirds me out.

    Do you have any advice, /tg/?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)11:38 No.17384955
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    >this thread
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)11:39 No.17384966
    Tap it.
    >> Alpharius 12/31/11(Sat)11:39 No.17384971
    Marry 'em. It's your duty as a loving father.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)11:40 No.17384977
    We really must get our name out there, the only people who come here are those fellows that stroll strangely. I can't recall how many times I've had to say "This is the ministery of silly, your looking for the building next door." I mean how many people can have outrageous gaits!
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)11:41 No.17384988
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    >not loving spiders.
    >wanting to burn them instead

    What the fuck is wrong with you?
    Can't you see how cute they are?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)11:43 No.17384997
    Not that many anymore, guv, the funding's been cut in in half again. Fellow can't afford to have a silly walk anymore.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 12/31/11(Sat)11:45 No.17385008
    >And then the fire was spiders.

    Your move.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)11:46 No.17385015
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    Oh god, that's so hot.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 12/31/11(Sat)11:46 No.17385016

    And oh by the way, did you ever notice that Margaret Thatcher is actually a spider in disguise?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)11:47 No.17385021


    I must make a character that uses this weapon.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)11:47 No.17385025
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    Spiders are always safe for work, because even your boss loves them.

    Pic related. I like close-ups.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)11:49 No.17385037
    and then the spiders were a number of mosquitoes equivalent to the weight of the spider
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)11:49 No.17385038
    But... that's a Scorpion!
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)11:49 No.17385041
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    I would put a silkbag of semen in that spider vagina, if you know what I mean.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)11:51 No.17385052
    Cute lower, ugly upper.
    Why do fetishfags insist on posting girl-monster pictures all the time?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)11:51 No.17385055
    [spoilersdon'tworkon/tg/]Scorpions are cousins of Spiders, and part of the Arachnid family.[/spoilersdon'tworkon/tg/]

    Also, [spoilersdon'tworkon/tg/]Sun Spiders aren't spiders either. They're half-spider, half-scorpion.[/spoilersdon'tworkon/tg/]
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 12/31/11(Sat)11:53 No.17385064
    I think you answered your own question there. Still doesn't make it any less disturbing.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)11:59 No.17385094
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    God DAMN, got any pictures with spinnerettes?

    That is my fetish.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)12:04 No.17385121
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    I am SO SICK of seeing scorpion players in my games.

    All the time, all they want to play are asswits who fuck the party over for the evlulz or "tortured prettyboy antiheroes rebelling against their evil empire."

    It's so boring and stereotyped by this point. It really is.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)12:09 No.17385147
    Oh /tg/ u so crazy
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)12:13 No.17385163
    hehe you never change /tg/ and thats why you are so great
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)12:20 No.17385206
    I went to archive this thread and found it had already been archived.


    Clearly the work of trap-thread spiders.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)12:24 No.17385231
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    Hey /tg/, remember the old days when we used to have threads about sexy shota spider boys?

    Ahh, those were good times.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)12:30 No.17385281
    I'm going to have to talk to my GM if I can change my flamethrowing-mechabees into spiders now.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)12:34 No.17385309
    On second thought I won't, he might think I'm trying to make Dr. Mobius.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)12:37 No.17385326
    Okay /tg/, I've got a problem.

    I've been playing Dwarf Fortress lately and I had a caravan of Giant Cave Spiders come by.

    Unfortunately I forgot they don't like to be offered silk goods. They declared war and ate my broker before my militia could cut them down.

    Now I've got an army of spiders on the way. I believe they are riding giant cave swallows.

    What the fuck do I do, /tg/?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)12:38 No.17385333
    Orbital magma cannon
    >> daemonicBookkeeper !n7YWDDtkCQ 12/31/11(Sat)12:41 No.17385355
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    I would play a spider wizard.

    Spiders are awesome.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)12:42 No.17385356
    Stuff like this is some of the best of /tg/.

    Have a Seuss/Lovecraft thread.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)12:53 No.17385427
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    I would a Spider Bard.
    >> Satanic_Hamster 12/31/11(Sat)13:06 No.17385492

    So no oral sex, then.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)13:07 No.17385497
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    ... Oh shit, they're invading through the sides of the caves.

    My plan to flood the overworld is foiled. My fortress wasn't prepared for an underground cave spider invasion force that can break down doors...

    I guess that's it. I've got to restart.

    I think next time I'll play spiders instead. Better to be giving than receiving, eh?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)13:10 No.17385513
    Spiders changes /tg/ from white knightery to sexaddict just by looking at their 8 eyes. And that is why they are the best living things in the whole world. I personally want to go spider hunting and instead of keeping them in a plastic box, I would let them take over my spare room just because they are awesome.
    > the room also feature a outdoor section
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)13:12 No.17385524
    >spider hunting
    You're a fucking monster.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)13:17 No.17385539
    im not going to roast and eat the spiders like some third world people do. I would just casually kidnap them from their habitats in the wild .
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)13:18 No.17385543

    As if this thread didn't already have enough spider slave wat do.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)13:19 No.17385547
    Yeah you're kidnapping them and putting them in your own home as pets. Someday a spider wizard is going to stop you and disintegrate your ass and show you what for.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)13:21 No.17385557

    You're not helping either. Can't expect them to integrate properly into modern society if they keep doing things like that. Next thing you know, the governments are just gonna reinstate the ghettos for them and bind half of their limbs just to be on the safe side. Nobody wants to admit it, but they don't want web-spinners near their children.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)13:24 No.17385568
    its not like I would post videos of them while they do stuff..... like they do on the discovery channel
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)13:28 No.17385591
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    Oh come now, are we still going to be haunted by the sins of our forefathers?

    Half-Spiders are everywhere in society now. Like it or not, people have been breeding with spiders for generations, and the result is a huge half-spider culture.

    They're probably the most common half-breed species there is.

    And you say there's still families that don't want spiders near their children?

    Preposterous poppycock, my good sir. My good friend is a spider, and he's raising his daughter to marry my son. When they come of age, they will receive a proper spider wedding.

    I'm not at all afraid to have my children play over at their house. As long as he remembers to take his antivenom, he's in no danger from their love bites.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)13:28 No.17385594
    >Discovery Channel
    >He watches porn on his TV!
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)13:31 No.17385615

    See, that's the thing. You're the one doing the compromise here, submitting yourself to their culture and forgetting your own. That's a shame. I have no qualms with spider-folk or their half-breeds (I use the term loosely, not in a offensive manner), but please do not inflict on me and my family your political correctness.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)13:33 No.17385634
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    Would /tg/ be interested in a quick one shot spider quest?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)13:36 No.17385657
    Only if it is INTENSELY EROTIC
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)13:37 No.17385665
    Nnnngghh... Yes... yes be my guest...
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)13:39 No.17385677
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    Flip her over and begin fondling her spinnerettes with one hand, caressing her fangs with the free hand.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)13:43 No.17385701
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    For all the arachniphobes: i give you: /tg/'s less well known spider posts.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)13:47 No.17385713
    WHHHHYYYYY ???!?!??! Q_Q
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)13:47 No.17385715

    Not sure if I should feel somewhat offended for the implication that Serbs are capable only of genocide.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)13:47 No.17385721

    I think I'd rather deal with spiders than play with that guy. He sounds like he might have a fridge in the basement full of questionable meat.
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    Very well then

    We'll see.

    You are a little spider. You and your mother have lived in this empty can as long as you remember. Unfortunately, you are too big now, and your mother has new children she has to take care of, so she kicked you out of the can.

    You are inside some sort of shed. A breeze of fresh air is coming from the nearby tube. You also hear locomotion outside the door.

    What do you do?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)13:50 No.17385732

    Spiders are just a fictional race, dude.

    You're really a that guy. A really, really creepy that guy who has to imagine elaborate genocide of a fantasy race...
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)13:52 No.17385741
    Wait until your mother has her back turned, and then devour her.

    It's natures way.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)13:52 No.17385744
    Fondl- Check my spinnerettes to make sure it's all clean and pretend I'm not enjoying it.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)13:58 No.17385775
    web wub
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)14:01 No.17385795
    attempt to catch that fly by building a web in the corner of the shed.
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    Thou the urge to devour your mother is strong, she is far larger than you. Even though you were able to surprise her, it is doubtful that you could kill her. Your SPIDER CUNNING advises against attacking her.


    Hygiene is always important. You check your spinnerets and they seem to be ok.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)14:08 No.17385835
    Am I male or female...
    Will I devour my mate or be eaten?

    Lets find some creek bed somewhere and web that sucker up!
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)14:08 No.17385838
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    Check them DEEPER.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)14:09 No.17385845
    Mutate the fuck out of myself, get jumping skills.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)14:21 No.17385932
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    Actually, you aren't really a web building type, but you could try off course.
    No need, as you are naturally capable of jumping great distances. You are a jumping spider.

    You are female. But there are no male spiders other than some of your baby siblings around. And yes, you are the one that usually does the eating.

    >> Khornate Schoolgirl 12/31/11(Sat)14:23 No.17385944
    See if other insects possess viable skulls.

    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)14:23 No.17385950

    All right, them to grow up. Go and devour some of the non living organic material around. Then we will go for dat fly.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)14:25 No.17385959

    There is a fly nearby, but insects don't have skeletons, thus they have no skulls. You would need to kill back-boned creatures if you want to pursue this plan. Unfortunately, you are very tiny.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)14:29 No.17385986
    You can still keep heads. Insects just keep their skulls on the outside.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)14:31 No.17385994
    Go inspect that donut/bagel thing and the bug perched on top of it.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)14:31 No.17385997
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    You go and eat few of the doughnut crumbs. Although your mouth parts are ill suited for solid food, you manage to suck up few of the nutrients, mainly sugar.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)14:32 No.17386002
    >giant can of Raid

    Eh, fuck it. Climb the side of the can, then make a daring leap at the fly!
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)14:38 No.17386040
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    You successfully grab the fly out of the air by using your SPIDER AGILITY.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)14:43 No.17386068

    Go ruin some poor bloke's night by watching him masturbate before retreating into the dark.

    Become the Dick-Ass spider you know you want to be.
    >> Khornate Schoolgirl 12/31/11(Sat)14:44 No.17386081

    Keep the Head of the Fly

    For now, that we are fed, search for a source of water. Then a hideout for rest.

    We need to evolve further if we want to worship Khorne adequately.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)14:45 No.17386083

    Lets see...

    Can we communicate with fly?

    Can we eat it and mutate wings of our own?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)14:45 No.17386085
    Cut the flies wings and legs off because we have already eaten sugar.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)14:48 No.17386102
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    >> /d/generate !!g47SRBJSdIc 12/31/11(Sat)14:53 No.17386125
    oh my~
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)14:53 No.17386130
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    You land next to the tobacco pack and devour your prey's delicious liquefied innards.


    That sounds like an adventure!
    First though you need to find a way out of this shed.
    You separate the head, wings and legs from the fly.
    You do not know if you are able to communicate with flies, and you are unable to try it on this on, as it is already dead and dismembered.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)14:58 No.17386162

    We need to grow..... So lets grow the fuck out okay....

    Mutate wings, Eat the remnants of the fly, keep the head (for you kornate guy..).

    Also look lets set some traps around the room with webs.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)15:02 No.17386178
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    You weave a neat little web-sack to keep your stuff in.
    The web-sack currently contains:
    >fly head
    >a pair of fly wings
    >6 fly legs

    You try real hard to mutate yourself some wings, but it seems that your arachnid biology is unwilling to change so drastically all the sudden. Seems like you'll have to do with just your amazing jumping skills.

    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)15:03 No.17386184

    >It just occurred to me

    What role did hard drugs play in this occurrence?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)15:05 No.17386195
    Let's go investigate the tube that the fresh air was coming from. Adventure!
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)15:06 No.17386199
    find a way out of that shed.
    >> Khornate Schoolgirl 12/31/11(Sat)15:06 No.17386203
    How mobile are we if we keep the sack with all our stuff with us? Do we really want to create our permanent residence in the shed or rather keep walking like a nomad?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)15:08 No.17386222
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)15:09 No.17386226
    Well, Momma's right there and there's hundreds of more broodlings on the way. We should at least be out of line-of-sight.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)15:09 No.17386228



    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)15:12 No.17386251
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    You make a quick little web trap, but seeing that you are a jumping spider, it is quite shitty.


    You also realize how near your new web is uncomfortably close to your original home. If your mom is on a bad mood, she might eat you. You decide that it is high time to get some more space around you, so you go and investigate the tube, and the fresh air coming from it.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)15:13 No.17386252

    >Quest Thread: SpiderBro Rising.

    Fund it.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)15:14 No.17386263
    >no spidergirls

    /tg/, I am disappoint.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)15:17 No.17386289
    Our current spiderbro is a female and she checked her spinnerettes very... thoroughly. Isnn't that enough?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)15:20 No.17386309
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    Seems like this tube isn't empty...
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)15:21 No.17386322

    It looks too big to kill easily. Stay at the entrance where you can still jump away safely, but try to get its attention and see what happens.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)15:22 No.17386331
    time for seduction
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)15:23 No.17386344

    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)15:23 No.17386346



    >> Khornate Schoolgirl 12/31/11(Sat)15:26 No.17386369
    hrm hrm...

    The Khornate in me demands the spilling of blood, or at least liquefied innards in our case.
    But there is no hurting in finding out just WHAT our foe is first. To create a strategy.

    ...maybe to make a tactical advancement in the opposite direction of our foe...
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)15:26 No.17386371
    NONONO you guys! We must charm it! He/she/it becomes our sidekick on our quest!
    >> Khornate Schoolgirl 12/31/11(Sat)15:27 No.17386376

    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)15:29 No.17386389
    Mating dance!
    Mating dance!
    Mating dance!
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)15:29 No.17386390
    There is more glory in killing for the blood god than in being killed for the blood god. You know, so you can keep killing.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)15:29 No.17386392
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    You wave your front arms back and forth to get the attention of the creature. It moves itself closer, it's long antenna whisking in the air.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)15:31 No.17386405
    >long antenna
    Roach? or Centipede? If centipede, NOPE

    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)15:32 No.17386408
    It's aroused now. Prepare your epigyne!
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)15:34 No.17386413
    >looks more like a centipede than a caterpillar
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)15:39 No.17386435
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    The creature is something you have never seen before. It lifts its foremost segments to air as it emerges from the tube. It's countless little legs waggling in the air, the whip like antenna slowly waving around, as if they were trying to smell something. Between it's large pincers emerges a quiet hiss.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)15:39 No.17386436
    do the dance of your people
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)15:41 No.17386439
    Befriend it.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)15:41 No.17386440
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)15:42 No.17386442
    THIS. Ask if it'd like some fly parts
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)15:42 No.17386445
    Oh god oh god oh god it's a centipede

    Lure it in and try to jump behind the fucker, take him by surprise. This fiend will not get in the way of our quest for FREEDOM!
    >> Khornate Schoolgirl 12/31/11(Sat)15:42 No.17386446
    >centipede, definitely

    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)15:42 No.17386447
    Prepare to jump! If it tries to strike, jump away! We need to lure it out of the tube, or get past it.

    I doubt it wants our fly legs, and I doubt we can even talk to it.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)15:43 No.17386453
    We've got to get past it, there's no way we're killing it and you can't befriend a fucking centipede! A millepede, MAYBE.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)15:45 No.17386466
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)15:46 No.17386469

    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)15:46 No.17386473
    rolled 7 = 7


    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)15:47 No.17386478
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)15:48 No.17386481
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    You attempt to befriend the strange creature by offering it your web sack containing the fly bits.
    The creature is not interested.
    It lunges towards you, it's pincers open wide, and slams to the spot you were just before, crushing your web sack. Your SPIDER AGILITY managed to save you from this attack.
    This monster doesn't want to be your friend.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)15:49 No.17386490
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)15:50 No.17386496
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)15:51 No.17386499
    Jump to the raid can and survey the surroundings maybe look at the cola to see if there's some liquid still in it.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)15:51 No.17386504
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)15:52 No.17386507
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)15:52 No.17386508
    Blood for the Blood God!
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)15:55 No.17386529
    Not to use, to get a surveyence of the surrounding area, I can assume we're a jumping spider so we have the capability to jump to it, and we have a neurotoxin but we might not be able to pierce the centipedes exo-armour so we need to trap it somehow juming spiders arent usually webspinners though as the use the spinnerette to make a tether for when they jump just in case the fall short.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)15:56 No.17386538
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    There is no time to make a web!
    And besides, your web wouldn't be strong enough to trap this creature.

    The cola can is where you used to live! Your mother has blocked the hole with web.
    You jump to the side of the Raid can.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)15:58 No.17386547
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:00 No.17386561
    Yes to the Donut. continuously lure it away until we can run past through the open drain into the world beyond
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:01 No.17386575
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    The centipede seems to lack your climbing capability, but that doesn't stop it from trying to reach you.
    You are unsure how much of the creature is actually out , it's body seems to quite lengthy
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:04 No.17386587
    Doesn't matter! Jump past it and scramble the fuck down that tunnel before it can respond! Try to use the ceiling of the tunnel so its legs can't get a lucky grab!

    We are getting the fuck OUT of here. Good luck, Mom!
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:04 No.17386590
    We need to get to the outside, look for exit-ways to the beyond.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:05 No.17386596
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:06 No.17386602
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    You jump to the donut!
    The centipede seems to be following.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:07 No.17386607
    Keep jumping and lure it away from the hole.
    >> Khornate Schoolgirl 12/31/11(Sat)16:07 No.17386608

    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:07 No.17386611
    Shit, now we don't have the height advantage to jump past its deadly, deadly fangs and down the sweet, sweet tunnel.

    What's beyond? Any large obstacles where we can lose it and double back!
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:08 No.17386612
    lure it to MOM because she obviously screwed us by blocking our escape way
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:08 No.17386616
    Find a bathtub and jump inside. What could go wrong?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:09 No.17386618
    Pretty sure we'll get eaten before the centipede gives enough fucks about the webbed entrance to force Mom to do anything about it.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:10 No.17386624
    Hahaha oh wow.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:11 No.17386627
    jump to the cigarettes, the the raid can again.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:15 No.17386645
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    The centipede approaches...

    The table ends behind you.
    You have never ventured off from the table!
    You don't know if any such cracks exist. There is however fresh air coming from the tube!
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:16 No.17386649
    >The table ends behind you.
    >You have never ventured off from the table!
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:16 No.17386652
    Welp, time for this:
    Then this:

    Also, it's out of the tunnel now! Now we just need to get past it and get the fuck down that tunnel! Air currents mean that it's not a dead end.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:17 No.17386657
    Use a web anchor on the edge of the table and go bungee jumping a leap of faith! then one its at the end of the line lower further to the floor.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:17 No.17386659
    If you're gonna jump, leave a drag line first! Like this:
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:18 No.17386666
    See now if we had just seduced it the entire issue could have been resolved peacefully and we wouldn't be in this situation.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:19 No.17386668
    I thought that's what all the arm-waving was!
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:19 No.17386671
    >This monster doesn't want to be your friend.
    Seduction doesn't work on everything.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:20 No.17386678
    Wait! We are likely light enough to just walk on the table's underside, while the monster is definitely not.
    Can we do this instead of leaping off?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:22 No.17386684
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    There seem to be two plans going on.

    The off the table benji jump and the dash towards the tube by jumping to the cigarette pack and then to the Raid can.

    What will you do?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:22 No.17386685

    Metagame knowledge, but

    >centipede too heavy to walk upside down

    You know nothing of their horror, do you
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:23 No.17386689
    Not cool enough!
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:23 No.17386690
    Cigarette pack, raid can, FREEDOM!
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:23 No.17386691
    rolled 73 = 73

    Rolling d100 for jumping.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:24 No.17386694
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:26 No.17386705

    I'll wait for few minutes until you come to a decision, seeing that I didn't think of proper mechanic to solve these kinds of disputes between multiple liable plans.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:30 No.17386731
    rolled 28 = 28

    Rolling to choose for jumping plan!
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:30 No.17386735
    Well I, for one, wellcome any decision that hinders(murders or maims) our (probable) new centipede overlord(ess?).
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:33 No.17386751
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    Benji jump it is then!

    You leap over the table edge, leaving only a safety thread behind you.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:35 No.17386763
    rolled 42 = 42

    Lower ourself down and gather our surroundings on the floor checking to see if the centipede is chasing after us.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:38 No.17386777
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    The centipede isn't that easily fooled however!
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:39 No.17386787
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    You quickly descend downwards!
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:44 No.17386824
    To the Floor!
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:53 No.17386887
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    That's one small step for a spider, one giant leap for spiderkind!

    So this is what it under the table!
    The centipede seems to be reluctant to follow you, for now.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:56 No.17386902
    Gather surroundings observe the liquid coming from the large can.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:56 No.17386909
    attatch string to ground and move out of centis LoS
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:03 No.17386949
    The foul smelling white liquid seems to be extremely sticky. There are dead insects ensnared to it.

    You attach a string to the ground. The centipede isn't in sight anymore.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:04 No.17386954
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    Dam, I forgot the picture!
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:05 No.17386955
    avoid the liquid and look for a shelter
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:09 No.17386985
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    What kind of shelter. This place seems to be full of little places to hide. This tube for example seems quite nice, but our past little experience with tubes proved that looks can be deceiving.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:12 No.17387007
    Nah, nothing that's a deathtrap, like a hose. You can't observe the entrance, and there's possibly no other way out.

    How about that can? Anyway, let's just keep hunting around for prey while looking for water, and we'll observe possible spider-pads as we go.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:13 No.17387015
    the can behind the hose looks promising
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:23 No.17387072
    invade it.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:28 No.17387099
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    You investigate the can. It seems that there are droplets of water between the "ribs" inside the can.
    >> Khornate Schoolgirl 12/31/11(Sat)17:29 No.17387103

    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:30 No.17387111
    Hello fellow sneaky spider, are we by any chance related? if not, are you male? :3
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:31 No.17387112
    Drink some delicious water.

    Also, I see a web up near the top. Approach cautiously to get a better look at the current tenant. Avoid being directly under the web in case it's an ambush-type rather than a simple web-type.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:31 No.17387117
    calm down, Khaleshi.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:36 No.17387139
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    You drink some water. Also, it seem that the inhabitant of this can has noticed you.
    The spider just hangs there observing you.
    >> Khornate Schoolgirl 12/31/11(Sat)17:39 No.17387163
    grrrr... maybe a little...
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:40 No.17387167
    Say hello! I imagine that involves arm-waving if we're not close enough for tapping anything.

    I'm guessing this isn't a jumping spider?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:41 No.17387169
    this V
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:44 No.17387201
    When its maiting time the male approaches the female, not the other way around.
    >> Khornate Schoolgirl 12/31/11(Sat)17:46 No.17387220
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:46 No.17387222
    buw we 'r supr kawaii~...
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:47 No.17387232
    B-but we're not even the same species!
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:48 No.17387245
    No, stop it.
    Go over there and put your axe in something, yell at it and come back and sit down and we can all pretend to be civilised people again, okay? okay.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:50 No.17387261
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    You wave at the spider.
    It lazily waves back.
    What do you do?
    (if you know anything about spider anatomy, you should be able to figure out it's gender.)
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:51 No.17387267
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    2 trips demand that we take the action of sexy times.
    Or you diabolus ex machina in a cat that eats us both.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:52 No.17387283
    Has it got big fluffy pedipalps? If so, its a male.

    But i dont like this spider. I think we should high-tail it outa there.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:53 No.17387291
    That... that waving is adorable.

    My Little Spider Can't Be This Cute.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:53 No.17387294
    Try to engage in "conversation" and see if we could team up for a mutual benefit.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:55 No.17387315
    Well, approach it!
    >> Khornate Schoolgirl 12/31/11(Sat)17:57 No.17387327
    hrrrrrrnnn... going, going...
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)18:02 No.17387373
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    It seems that your waving based communication is having some effect. You cautiously approach the strange spider, while waving intensely, to witch he seems to respond.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)18:04 No.17387392
    sexi times or hillarity incomming...

    happi nue year btw. 00:02 here.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)18:05 No.17387395
    keep distance but try to show im not there to cause harm.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)18:12 No.17387463
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    The other spider doesn't seem to be aggressive at the moment.
    You the tips of your forelegs against one another.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)18:14 No.17387474
    Offer him some fly legs!
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)18:14 No.17387478
    Try to mate with him
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)18:17 No.17387512
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    >Spider thread on /v/ yesterday.
    >Find out about wandering spider
    >Venom gives you a boner
    >A painful boner
    >Your boner could break for ever because of this spider
    > Brazil confirmed for worse than Australia.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)18:20 No.17387532
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)18:21 No.17387539
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)18:24 No.17387562
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    But the centipede destroyed them!

    ....a sudden urge to mate with this strange spider...
    NO, think what your mother would say?!
    You are not even sure if he is the same species as you!
    You are so confused!
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)18:25 No.17387567
    Start the mating dance.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)18:27 No.17387573
    Eh, if it's not the same species there's nothing lost.

    This way you get practice. :3
    And some species make gifts as part of mating, it's worth a shot.
    >> KHORNATE SCHOOLGIRL 12/31/11(Sat)18:27 No.17387575

    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)18:28 No.17387590

    With mating.


    With our spawn!

    Our tiny, adorable spawn.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)18:28 No.17387591
    I agree more numbers means we can go against stronger foes.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)18:29 No.17387595
    Vital information for your everyday life.

    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)18:31 No.17387607
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)18:32 No.17387618
    finally you'r making sense darling, i second this sound opinnion.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)18:33 No.17387629
    This quest is fucking cute as hell.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)18:35 No.17387643
    Addendum to the vital information for your everyday life.

    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)18:42 No.17387687
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    You back off a little and star your waving dance again, to witch he responds, by mimicking you.

    (It is really late here, so I will end this quest within few posts)
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)18:45 No.17387712
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)18:46 No.17387719
    That blush is so adorable.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)18:48 No.17387741
    >Draws with a view behind the spider
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)18:54 No.17387796
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    I think I will end this here, for now at least. It is almost 2 am here in Finland, and I am already sleep deprived.
    I might continue this some other day, as there is still much that can happen to our little spider, seeing as we are still inside that goddam shed. Assuming of course that there is enough interest for continuation.
    But for now, I will cease drawing. If there is any input you would like to give, or questions, I'll answer them briefly before going to sleep.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)18:55 No.17387804
    That was awesome, happy new year!
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)18:56 No.17387820
    Thanks for the quest.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)18:57 No.17387832
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)18:58 No.17387838

    You WILL Continue this quest.

    Please? I beg of you!

    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)18:59 No.17387850
    [spoilersdon'tworkontg]She does. Yay![/spoilersdon'tworkontg]
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)19:02 No.17387872
    Fucking greatest quest in a while.
    /tg/, do you know if its possible to own a jumping spider as a pet, without keeping it in a terrarium? I'd love to have one of those cute spiders just chilling on some furniture, but I'm afraid that if I did that it would just die.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)19:03 No.17387883

    You'd lose that thing quick.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)19:03 No.17387884
    Get thousands of them.
    At least a few will stay in your house, and surely you wouldn't be able to kill them all on accident.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)19:05 No.17387899
    You want a terrarium, probably. Unless you just want a population of them all over your house and dying in the corners.

    Eh, there probably are already anyway.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)19:05 No.17387904
    Thanks, and happy new year to you too.
    This was my first quest, and seeing it turn out this well is encouraging. I was worried that I might draw too slowly to keep peoples interest up.

    I might do that. I still have over a week of holiday vacation before my final half of school starts, so I have plenty of free time. I have also wanted to make this quest for a long time, this thread was just a convenient excuse. Fear not, i will try to continue this quest some time next week. Probably Tuesday or Wednesday, as I have to to read to one exam that is on Tuesday.

    Any more questions?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)19:07 No.17387913
    Enjoy never sitting on anything in your house without being worried about smashing a spiderbro.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)19:07 No.17387916
    I'll do this if I ever live in the middle of nowhere, and I urge everyone who lives in the middle of nowhere to do the same.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)19:09 No.17387929
    You are now aware that molting is the spider mechanism for leveling up.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)19:10 No.17387937
    That was awesome.
    You're awesome.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)19:10 No.17387941

    Oh, I forgot to mention the time when I will most likely continue.
    Considering that the time difference between my country and 4chan server time is 7 hours, to get the same people on board, I'll have to start these threads quite late in my time, so they will not be those day long running things, as I'll have to sleep at some point.

    So you may expect me somewhere between 10.00-14.00 and I will then run the quest as long as I can, until I am too tired.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)19:13 No.17387953
    was this thread archived by the way?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)19:26 No.17388048

    And I think everything gets archived on archive.foolz.us/tg
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)19:27 No.17388053
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    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)19:29 No.17388065
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    Involving spiders, monstergirls and this thread, I submit for your perusal Dreamwalk Journal, an erotic CG webcomic featuring alien insectoids and a decent plot.


    The only SFW picture I could find was this fucking fly.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)19:29 No.17388070

    Thank you. Time for me to go to sleep!
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)19:32 No.17388098

    Jesus fuck what.

    How old is that thing? And what the hell was the maker thinking?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)19:36 No.17388132
    >I start reading from the start
    >There are over 200 pages of this
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)19:41 No.17388162

    >Finger gets a hard-on


    Oh god why would you link this you horrible person.
    >> Ardes Cadaver 12/31/11(Sat)19:43 No.17388185
    Imagine a game set in this universe..
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)19:45 No.17388205
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    What about Daddy Longlegs?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)19:48 No.17388233
    >And oh by the way, did you ever notice that Margaret Thatcher is actually a spider in disguise?
    Yes, Yes I have.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)19:48 No.17388235
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    Fetishized giant bugs?

    I mean, they even eroticized a wasp paralyzing a spider and planting eggs in it. Gave the spider orgasms.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)19:51 No.17388257
    Solifugae, no go
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)19:51 No.17388265
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    >Imagine a game set in this universe..
    >I mean, they even eroticized a wasp paralyzing a spider and planting eggs in it. Gave the spider orgasms.

    You called?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)19:52 No.17388266
    Pssh. Doesn't even have two body segments.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)20:05 No.17388382

    >Heard this came recommended
    >Had never actually read it
    >Reactions to my post
    >Actually read a couple dozen pages
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)20:06 No.17388396
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    So is that some kinda radar dish its deploying? Or is it just to attract/scare other spiders and animals?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)20:12 No.17388449
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    You mean you didn't even know?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)20:34 No.17388600
    I'd have to look it up, but it's almost certainly for getting the approval of a female for mating.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)21:42 No.17389051
    Yeah I figured. It'd be way more interesting if they were some sort of mini radar system for spider built surface to air web missiles.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)22:45 No.17389487
    It's a spider-wizard sail.

    They use it to catch the winds of magic.

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