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(Goddamnit, /tg/, I've got hiccups. Terrible hiccups. I haven't had hiccups in six months. I blame you guys. I don't know how you gave me hiccups, but I'm sure you're somehow to blame)
Duran sounds perplexed. "No? That's all you have? What do you mean, no?"
"We mean no. While our differentiation from the Swarm was preordained by the Overmind, yours is unsanctioned. You are a rebel. You are an insurgent. You bring chaos to order. And you threaten our dearest sister."
Warbrate and Gorn bristle with anticipation. We may not know which side is which, but we know that one side or the other will suffer immensely and without mercy. We just need to be sure we're decimating the right army.
(Alright, these damn hiccups are unbearable, and I'm really, really drunk. Too drunk to narrate a proper planetary bombardment. I'll catch you kids the week after next. Be there, be square, or perhaps even be both at once!)
(*HIC!* Damnit. *HIC!* This is like *HIC!* a Looney Tunes cartoon)