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    41 KB Warhammer 40k: Heretical Love Part X The Plight of Hat-chan Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/24/11(Sat)03:17 No.17318585  
    Your world was plunged into fear and darkness. You could do nothing as you watched Max being flayed as he ran by the horrible Necron chasing him. You couldn’t even cry out as you watched with horror as his arm was severed.

    You could only sit as the Apothecaries tended to him, barely clinging to life. You did your best to give him the only thing you could.


    For a hat can show neither fear nor sadness.

    The Partridges, concerned only for glories imagined, abandoned you inside this tomb, as they carried Max away. You haven't seen him in what feels like forever now, no way to keep track of time. Has it been hours? Days? Years?!

    It’s so cold down here, barely enough light to reflect off of your dirty metal. What you wouldn’t give to have another cleaning by those cute Dark Eldar girls. Though thinking of such things does little to curb your heartache at being separated from your best friend.
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)03:19 No.17318597
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    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)03:22 No.17318615
    I KNEW IT, The Necrons had it
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)03:22 No.17318617
    Don't worry Hat-Chan, you'll be reunited with your somewhat dopey friend.
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)03:24 No.17318627
    apply critical success from >>17318161
    Gleam. Be the light in the darkness.
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)03:24 No.17318628
    Hat-chan is the cutest~degeso!
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)03:24 No.17318631
    Well that's dark
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)03:24 No.17318632
    First things first, we gotta find Max
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)03:25 No.17318636
    so hat-chan IS in the tomb still. and where we were struck down. we shall use this to recover you, hat-chan. YOU WILL NOT BE LEFT BEHIND!
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)03:25 No.17318638
    Hat Chan, try to get that Pariah Girl
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/24/11(Sat)03:26 No.17318647
    You know the other Necron has been watching you, but she’s scared to approach you. That’s fine by you, for all you know, Necrons eat hats.

    Hope is all you could give Max, and so it shall be that hope is what will carry you back to him.

    Though you admit, it wouldn’t hurt to have a friend…

    Wait, what was that? Just now?

    Footsteps? Could it be?

    Yes, you feel joyous as the heavy footfalls draw closer and closer. It sounds like there are several pairs of feet walking.
    You do your best to primp up your fibers, deepen your colors, shine your metal. Its Max, it has to be!

    A cold, hard hand lifts you from the ground, another joins it and they slowly turn around.

    Your heart falls as you see the face before you, barely illuminated in the dim light.

    “Well well well… I may have missed the man, but destroying you may prove enough a snack to carry me over until the day I kill that Commissar.”

    Abbadon sneers at you as one of his men hold you up to him.

    Fury surging through you, you bristle as hard as you can. If this is your end, you will see it through as Max would. Head held high with you upon it.
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)03:27 No.17318654


    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)03:27 No.17318656
    >YFW Abbadon can't even destroy a fucking hat
    Poor Guy
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)03:28 No.17318658
    Papa! Be merciful Papa!
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)03:30 No.17318668
    fucking abbadon is jelly he cant wear a hat wit that weirdo headpies he's got, let alone one as hot as Hat-chan.
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)03:32 No.17318675


    So his head is a pie now?
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/24/11(Sat)03:32 No.17318677
    “The flamer, you dogs, the flamer.”

    Abaddon grins maliciously as another of his followers steps forward, brandishing a flamer as he too laughs at your coming demise.

    “You have no idea how I will enjoy this so you little bastard.” Abbadon continues.

    His follower raises the flamer, and you can feel heat surging through your fabric as a puff of flame comes far too close to you.

    This is your final moment, and you shall go out with as much courage as you impart to your dear friend.

    The chaos marine with the flamer cackles as he pushes the flamer forward.

    This time, it won’t fall short.

    You will die as you lived, without any regrets.

    “Not so fast, I’ve come for the hat, and I. Will. Have it.”

    Who is the girl that hat-chan deserves and needs right now?

    [ ] Esh

    [ ] Kaleshi

    [ ] Ailia
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)03:33 No.17318682
    You know, it just feels weird, after raping Abbadon throat, making it pass out on Max Dick, see he again
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)03:34 No.17318688
    >[x] Kaleshi


    >[x] Kaleshi


    >[x] Kaleshi

    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/24/11(Sat)03:34 No.17318690
    Also if the anon who wrote the "I love papa-n this much" piece is here or reading this in the archives, I've re-read that several times now.

    You've given me some kind of bizarre yearning to be a hat and get cleaned by beautiful women. I don't even know what to call this.

    >but I like it
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)03:34 No.17318691
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)03:34 No.17318696

    >My new fetish
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)03:35 No.17318701

    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)03:35 No.17318702


    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/24/11(Sat)03:36 No.17318706
    I'm pretty impressed anyone made it that far to be honest
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)03:36 No.17318707
    Commissar Khornate Demon Kaleshi
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)03:36 No.17318712
    Also voting Kaleshi
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)03:37 No.17318715
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)03:37 No.17318720
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)03:38 No.17318722
    Eh, i'm a warrior of old Super Deepthroat games.
    Anyway, voting for Esh.
    Because Dat Tsundere
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)03:38 No.17318723

    Oh jesus holy fuck

    >Kaleshi domination erotica with her wearing hat-chan, sexy RP-ing a commissar with Max as her bitch

    I'll.... I'll just be... Leave me alone for a little while.
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)03:39 No.17318728
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)03:39 No.17318732
    rolled 2 = 2

    so, tsunseer, khornette, or that one girl?
    Dæmonette allatime
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)03:40 No.17318734

    [X] Ailia

    She's been out of the threads for waaay too long.
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)03:41 No.17318738
    [ ] Esh
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 12/24/11(Sat)03:42 No.17318746
    Listening to the theme of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly for unrelated reasons... read

    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)03:42 No.17318751
    ESH! it has to be the farseer!

    and who is ailia? was she the tau? why not the mechanicus chick?
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)03:42 No.17318752
    Tsunseer all the way

    or the DE twins... they just love dat hat man....
    >> Rubbish Soldier 12/24/11(Sat)03:43 No.17318755
    i choose... esh
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)03:43 No.17318756
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)03:43 No.17318758
    [ ] Esh
    I Dunno Man, I really like her, and i want redemption from the Almost Trainwreck that was her older thread
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)03:43 No.17318759
    tundereldar all day every day.

    [ ] ESH
    >> Nat 1 !!r9c/7Md6ExV 12/24/11(Sat)03:43 No.17318760
    rolled 5 = 5

    I choose Kaleshi.
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)03:44 No.17318764

    also, give me a few ideas and I'll make you a SDT hair for all the girls. except the tau, i cant seem to find a way to remove the nose properly.
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)03:44 No.17318769
    What about... and I know this sounds insane...Multi species team up of tolerance for the sake of preserving Hatchan
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/24/11(Sat)03:45 No.17318771
    “YOU?!” Abbadon spits furiously.

    “YOU!?!?! Khorne’s daughter?! Get out of here wench, this is no place for little girls!”

    Kaleshi grins, her eyes alight with an evil fire.

    “As I said before, you failure of a “warmaster”, I’ve come for the hat. And the Queen of the Khornettes doesn’t take no for an answer.”

    She licks her chainaxe before starting it up.

    “You mad my daddy wouldn’t give me over to you? He doesn’t provide gifts to failures, which is why he wants me to have that delicious Commissar in his name.”

    Abbadon laughs coldly.

    “As much as I want to ravage that body of yours, whore, I’ll enjoy watching your entrails being ripped out just as well.”

    Kaleshi glares, fire igniting at her feet.

    “Whore? Max has been my only conquest, and will be my only conquest. I’ll not have you wrecking my husbando’s favorite thing!”

    She smirks, running up her own armor, than biting her second digit.

    “I’m going to like doing this!” She cries, suddenly charging forward.
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)03:45 No.17318773
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)03:46 No.17318782

    Oh You Kaleshi
    >> Rubbish Soldier 12/24/11(Sat)03:47 No.17318786
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/24/11(Sat)03:47 No.17318788
    That would be pretty brotacular. Kaleshi has white hair and black horns that extend from the side of her head kinda. The khornette pics on the booru/rule.34 are pretty much what I was going with.

    Though I think her hair is longer than any of the khornette depictions, maybe down a bit past her shoulders?

    I could not for the life of me find anything that came close on the sdt booru or anon archive.
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)03:48 No.17318790
    i suspect our hat is going to be on an epic adventure of cleanliness
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)03:48 No.17318791
    Shits bout to go down!
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)03:49 No.17318796
    >That entire post



    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)03:51 No.17318800
    >>inb4 hat recovery posts for all 3 girls
    >> Rubbish Soldier 12/24/11(Sat)03:51 No.17318802
    >>17318796 this seems just as appropriate in my opinion
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)03:52 No.17318809
    >long hair.

    I'll see what I can to, but given I lack the flash skill to do dynamic hairs it'll be a little stiff... blood-kake yay or nay?
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)03:53 No.17318817

    Yes. A thousand times yes.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/24/11(Sat)03:54 No.17318822
    maybe do one with and one without? I'm cool either way, but I know some people might not be.

    You can shorten the hair to whatever you need to, its all cool.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/24/11(Sat)03:56 No.17318830
    The chaos marines turn to fire at her, but they are all far too slow.

    You watch as the tremendous dance of blood and axe begins.
    The khornette whirls and swings, the axe roaring as it arcs gracefully, almost effortlessly. Blood and chunks of armor and flesh spew out of its teeth as it digs in again and again.

    She’s laughing now, her face one of pure bliss. Though perhaps not as happy as when she was with Max in the warp.

    The marines begin to falter as they watch their numbers quickly dwindling. Despite their fear, they fire everything they’ve got. Though it must not be nearly enough.

    The Khornette dodges and spins, her armor easily deflecting anything that manages to land.

    She swings down hard right into the skull of one of the marines. Brain matter erupts and is shot around the small tunnel by the whizzing axe blade.

    The Khornette is covered in blood and gore now, which you gather she enjoys. A lot.

    “Ahahahaha! I love this! I love it so much!” She cackles as she severs another marine in two right at the waist.

    Abbadon is backing up now, and his follower has dropped you to raise his bolter rifle. The few remaining marines fire feebly, none of it having an inkling of effect on the blood crazed daughter of a god.
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)04:02 No.17318849
    Oh That's kinda messy
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)04:02 No.17318850
    Blood for the blood god
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)04:03 No.17318851

    I am hanging on to his every word.

    >> this thread anon 12/24/11(Sat)04:03 No.17318853
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    this is the most awesome thread I have ever seen on TG. EVAR. Merry Christmas TG.
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)04:04 No.17318857
    Just wait we fuck up with nat 1.
    then it will get even better
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/24/11(Sat)04:06 No.17318863
    There are only three of Abbadon’s cronies left now, one of whom slides, covering you in dirt which sticks to the blood and gore which has sprayed over you.

    She could get you as dirty as she wants, you know she’s going to reunite you with Max.

    She wings the axe at the back of one of the marines who turns to flee. It catches him right between the shoulder blades, burying itself deeper and deeper until it emerges from his front. He grabs at it in disbelief for a moment before falling dead.

    The Khornette’s fist bursts into flame which jets outward, engulfing another marine. He screams a terrible scream of pain, falling to the ground in a desperate attempt to put out the fire. It boils him alive inside his own armor.

    The last remaining marine grabs out his own power sword, and leaps forward in an impressive downward swing.

    You bristle, there’s no way she can avoid that!

    At the last second, Kaleshi catches the blade with her own gauntleted fist. She wrenches it out of the marine’s hand and spins it around before plunging it into its owners eye.

    The smoke has cleared, the blood has settled, and the Khornette now stands facing Abbadon, who now faces her alone.

    “Y-you…!” His mouth continues to move, but emits no sound.

    “Yes, me.” The Khornette smiles, bending down to retrieve her axe. It gives you a nice view of her head. Despite her hair being covered in blood and guarded by two horns, you have to admit, somewhere deep down inside… You kind of want to feel what it’s like to sit there.
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)04:07 No.17318870
    rolled 12 = 12

    hat wants to get horny, I guess
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)04:07 No.17318871

    >You kind of want to feel what it’s like to sit there.

    Oh Hat-Chan, you so crazy..
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)04:10 No.17318876
    >want to know what it's like

    >Oh no! She's filling me up with her horns
    >Ahhhn! Ahh!
    >Oh no! My rim is moving on it's own!
    >It's filling me uuuuuuuppppp~~~~
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 12/24/11(Sat)04:10 No.17318879
    And then the fun begins.

    First you shall hear a sound... very faintly, as if coming from far away. And it shall grow, slowly, stealthly until it is a cacophany that is upon our very doorstep... and we will behold it in all of it's majesty and splendour as Noisemarines march to it's terrible might to ravish and desecrate all we hold dear to the bass beat of HueHueHueHueHue!
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)04:11 No.17318884


    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)04:11 No.17318885
    Exactly like Max
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)04:13 No.17318893
    I would sit on that head. I would sit on that head SO fucking hard.
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)04:13 No.17318894
    >>and its a good feeling!!!
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)04:13 No.17318897
    and of course, while this happens, you can hear the RAGE of the people,fighting with each other, trying to roll a 20 trying to "save" the thread.
    But it's useless.
    And as the Rape Train come closer to it's destination, more and more and more Nat 1 appears, cementing the impending doom.
    Then it hits you
    The Rape Train has no Breaks....
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)04:13 No.17318898
    >yellow wires fall on top of Abaddon
    >Hat-chan rescued by tech priestess
    >She begins sniffing Hat-Chan and furiously schlicking away.
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)04:17 No.17318925
    Mika is sleeping guys
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)04:18 No.17318926
    rolled 1 = 1

    but robot bits never sleep
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/24/11(Sat)04:18 No.17318928
    “Now then, how shall I punish you, “warmaster”.” She mocks him with every word, clearly reveling in his burning hatred.

    “Your father… All of the chaos gods will hear of this!” Abbadon shouts, backing up even as he does. Without his arms, he is more or less defenseless.

    “Oh? Tell them then. TELL THEM NOW!” She swings the axe and it nicks Abbadon’s face, leaving a small cut right under the one Max made, which looks like it will scar.

    “Tell them, little despoiler, you the mighty warmaster of the black crusades! Tell them how you have failed this day to even torch the hat of your new nemesis! Tell them how your own personal guard were cut down by but a single daemon!” She kicks him in the chest, and Abbadon falls backwards, unable to balance.

    “They will cast you out! Siding with a dirty servant of their enemy the false emperor!” Abbadon yells, kicking madly as she approaches him.

    “Will they now? Nurgle who is making him a special gift? Will he turn against me? Or Slaanesh, who would give anything to make Max it’s greatest champion? Perhaps Tzeentch, she doesn’t like him very much, but she likes the Emperor who likes him. Maybe my own daddy, the great Khorne, who cares for me above any other? Well Abbadon, which one will cast me aside?!”

    She swings her axe down, and you jump a little at the impact.
    Abbadon opens his eyes back up slowly, he had expected death.

    Instead, Kaleshi bends down and retrieves something, which she grins and holds up.

    Clutched in her hand, Abbadon’s top knot.
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)04:18 No.17318930
    No shes outfitting Max with a new arm.
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)04:18 No.17318931
    rolled 1 = 1

    Rape train this, motherfucker.
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)04:19 No.17318936
    And after that she went to sleep
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)04:20 No.17318937
    o shit she has HIS hat!
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)04:20 No.17318939
    Shit just got real.
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)04:22 No.17318948

    Nice Noko+dice+1d1 bro
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)04:22 No.17318949
    >Nurgle who is making him a special gift?

    ...I-I-I'm Scared Guys
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)04:22 No.17318950
    but then we left to go a-purgin' withh them sororitas, who know's what antics the techpriestess had gotten herself into while we were/are sexing up the bolter bitches. hell, we still have to drive back.
    >> Isn't it obvious.... Rubbish Soldier 12/24/11(Sat)04:23 No.17318957
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    isn't it obvious... Abaddon will simply get Malal/Malice to help cast Kaleshi down, or team up with him to do something.... hey Papa, is Malal gonna make an appearance?
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)04:24 No.17318958
    >>tzeentch doesn't like him

    but we're still her son...
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)04:24 No.17318959

    >Nurgle who is making him a special gift?

    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)04:24 No.17318961
    No we're not.
    That was already disconfirmed
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)04:25 No.17318963
    >“Will they now? Nurgle who is making him a special gift?

    Well, this is either going to be awe-inspiring, or fucking horrifying. Knowing Papa-N, it is probably going to be both.
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)04:27 No.17318968
    really? what was it retconned into?
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 12/24/11(Sat)04:28 No.17318976
    A possiblity of Max babysitting for the Emps, IIRC.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/24/11(Sat)04:30 No.17318984
    Yeah I retconned it, it just didn't feel right.

    “How pathetic.” She muses happily, standing over him.

    “Now. Beg me for your life!” She spits in Abbadon’s face.

    He glares back up at her.

    “Never.” He hisses through gritted teeth.

    Kaleshi smiles before looking around, her eyes settling on something.

    She retrives it quickly, and returns to standing over Abbadon.

    You can see now what she’s holding, Max’s severed arm.

    “Plead for me to spare you!” She brings the severed limb down and strikes the warmaster across the face with it.

    “BEG ME! CRY, SNIVEL, PLEAD! I. WANT. TO. HEAR. YOU. SAY. IT!!!” With every pause she strikes him with the forearm.

    Her swings must be stronger than they look, you notice Abbadon’s head is now bruised and bleeding.

    “I…I….. Spare my life!” Abbadon relents, tears in the corner of his eyes.

    Kaleshi’s face is a contorted malicious grin. You would be absolutely terrified if she looked at you like that.

    “Very good, I’ll reward you.”

    She forms Max’s severed hand into a fist and grabs Abbadon’s jaw, wrenching it open.

    With one swift movement she plunges the arm down right into Abbadon’s mouth. She doesn’t stop until it’s wedged in his throat.

    “Oh good, you can still breathe? Tell me next time we meet what your followers say when they have to remove that.” She pats Abbadon on the head before poking him roughly in the eyes.
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)04:33 No.17318996
    Just for reference which arm did Max loose, left or right?
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)04:33 No.17318998
    >This Thread

    Poor Guy.
    i'm feeling bad for Abbadon right now.
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)04:33 No.17319000
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    >>poking him roughly in the eyes
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    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)04:34 No.17319006
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/24/11(Sat)04:39 No.17319022
    Finally settled with Abbadon, her gaze turns to you. You perk up, a bit worried at what she might do. But her eyes are soft and she’s wearing a genuine and loving smile.

    Her armor ignites into flame, before vanishing into smoke, leaving her wearing a basic black set of sweat pants and sports bra. She bends down to retrieve you, and you can’t help but notice the bit of cleavage.

    Soft and delicate fingers wrap around your brim, which is covered in a grizzly mess from the fight. She brushes you off as best she can, before giggling.

    “I may have gone a little overboard, sorry for getting you so dirty.” Her fingers trace your bill lovingly as she does her best to clean you off.

    “Ah, it’s no good. We’re going to have to get you clean before we can get you back to Max.”

    She raises you higher. Is she really going to do it? Can it be?

    Yes! She places you on her head, nestling you between her horns. The feeling is very different, and you know the other hats would gawk at your heresy, but wow are you enjoying this. Its way different than any other head, and your previous dispositions about the horns are quickly erased. They feel cool and hard against you, but it actually is surprisingly nice and feels cozy. Despite the fact both of you are covered in obscene amounts of gore, you are glad she put you on.
    She walks out of the cave with you perched atop her white hair, which is quite slick with blood, brains, and the like.

    “GET WHAT YOU CAME FOR?!” Doomrider shouts from his bike, tossing aside a handful of syringes.

    She nods, showing you off triumphantly.

    “LOOKS GOOD!” He gives her a thumbs up even as his other hand reaches into his satchel.
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)04:42 No.17319030

    Doomrider is such a bro, giving lifts to the gal getting our hat back and everything. We've gotta party with him again at some point, show our appreciation.
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)04:42 No.17319036
    rolled =

    We should find some more bear leaves, and fish up some salmon with him.
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)04:43 No.17319038
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    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)04:44 No.17319043
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)04:45 No.17319046
    papa, question. when do you decide enough is enough and write up the post after you ask us for a choice?
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)04:46 No.17319051
    You're a hat. Just enjoy the ride for now.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/24/11(Sat)04:48 No.17319056
    generally when replies start to slow down, that or when it seems like a good time.

    I like to give everyone a chance to chime in.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/24/11(Sat)04:49 No.17319061
    “Thanks!” She smiles.

    “But it will look better on Max… I hope he’s alright…” The Khornette suddenly looks worried, and as much as you try to console her, it’s a sentiment you share with her. You don’t know what you would do if you lost your best bro.


    “Well, I can’t give Max his hat back all covered in blood and goo. So let’s head back to the warp, I’ll give him a good cleaning!”

    As unnerved as you are at the prospect of returning to the warp, you find that you really do want a good cleaning. Yeah, you really want some hot khornette scrubbing action.
    She takes a seat in the sidecar of Doomrider’s bike, and waves her axe around in a circle.

    “Blood for the blood god!” Kaleshi yells.

    “JUST DRUGS FOR ME THANKS!” Doomrider shouts before gunning the engine.

    A warp hole opens up in front of the bike, and you aren’t sure what you are feeling in your creases as the bike lurches forwards and picks up speed.

    Oh well, like it or not, you are headed to the warp.
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)04:51 No.17319070
    are all the xenos going to have a turn with hat-chan?
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)04:51 No.17319071

    >Doomrider theme

    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)04:53 No.17319080
    I suppose it's time to see what's going on with our favorite guardsman?

    Also, captcha: alwayeth Jebusite.
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)04:54 No.17319083
    probably, but i think only the Dark Eldar twins could possibly clean Hat-chan properly...

    >they tease me so....
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)04:55 No.17319084
    he's gearing himself up for the orgy with the sisters.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/24/11(Sat)04:55 No.17319085
    Oh wow, 10 minutes to 5am.

    I've got to hit the seas gents, the ocean beckons me early and I cannot refuse her charms. After the morning fishing trip then its time for sleeeep.

    I'm not sure when the next thread is going to be, likely after Christmas because I'm taking my imoutos, my girl, and my girls parents to Key West tomorrow once they wake me up.

    Again, twitter is HereticalLoveQ for anyone who missed it. I'll do my best to keep it updated as to when the next thread will be.

    Another thanks to the anon who's done up the 1d4chan page, as well as the anon who is going to do up some SDT hairs. I'll keep making the dialogues if people want them.

    Wish me luck, hope I can roll some nat20s for fishing!
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)04:56 No.17319089
    > I respectfully disagree on Doomrider's theme.

    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)04:56 No.17319091
    I'm pretty sure he's having the orgy right now
    Merry Christimas Papa N, and good luck on your Fishtime
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)04:59 No.17319103
    rolled 3 = 3

    thank you as always papa-n, kept this cq not boring.

    rolling for your fishing
    >> Anonymous 12/24/11(Sat)05:00 No.17319109
    thats the roll the fish will use to avoid your hook.
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