Bout muphukkin time

Yes!!!!!!

Mika doesn’t even stop to take a break as she continues throughout the night. She has pulled some serious all nighters before, what for the Admech tests and whatnot, but never on something that required this level of technical craftsmanship. Generally an Admech all night consisted of baking cookies in hopes that it might wake some slumbering machine spirit.

She only pauses to take in the sight of you laying there, now with a near complete mechanical arm. She wants to make this her best work ever, she WILL make this her best work ever. She wants to impress you.

She wants you to like her.

“Aaargghh! Skull-chan I need another servo, can you grab me one?”

“I don’t have any arms onii-chan!”

“Ah, right… Sorry.”

You don’t wake up for any of it. No, you are dreaming. There is a massive iguana pestering you while you try to fix your boat, which is suffering from massive motor troubles, it is not a good day to be a fisherman.

“Hey! Hey! Are we almost done? I’m getting boooorrreeedddd!!!!”

“Oh skull-chan, you need to be more patient. I haven’t integrated the plasma rifle with the fire control system yet.”

“Awwwwwwww, but we’ve been doing this for HOUUURRRSSSS!”

>onii-chan

BACK THE FUCK UP

Your eyelids feel like they weigh as much as a landraider, and it’s a struggle to slowly pry them open. You don’t know how long you’ve been out, but it doesn’t feel like much time has passed.

Mika is asleep on a stool beside your bed, leaning over onto the sheets at your side. Judging by the dark bags under her eyes, you gather she’s been at this for quite some time…

You give her a gentle shake.

“Hey Mika, are you all right?”

She jumps when you rouse her, looking fairly startled.

“Wha-what time is it? How long have I been asleep?!”

You shrug.

“How would I know? I just woke up.”

It is at that second that you notice something.

You shook her gently with your left arm.

“Holy shit, it works!” You exclaim, holding your new mechanical appendage in front of your eyes.

functions check.

rolled 14 = 14

hung her, and pat her back with the mechano arm

“I never asked for this…”

“Huh?” Mika asks as she rubs her eyes.

“Err… Nothing…”

You can tell just by looking that this is some seriously master crafted shit. Your new arm is mostly black with flourishes of gun metal. You don’t really care that much about the looks of it, what you really like is that you can still feel things with it like you did with your actual arm.

“Mika, this thing is incredible!”

She blushes, biting her lip.

“I-its nothing that special. I mean, I could only fit three weapons in it… I should have tried harder, I’m sorry.”

"No, don't apologize! You did a really great job with this, I'm really impressed!"

"Well... Its the best I could manage."

“Gee Mika, THREE guns? What am I packing here?”

But she doesn’t get a chance to answer you, as your thoughts activate the interior weapon systems.

Your hand shifts aside as the barrel of a plasma cannon sticks out and blows a chunk out of the ceiling.

“Ahh! Easy Max, I still need to fine tune it while you are awake!”

You are too busy having fun to hear her.

The plasma gun drops back and a flamer emerges, sending a white hot puff of fire into the air, which feels hot on your face.

“T-take it easy!” She grabs your hand and pushes it down onto the bed.

third is a dildo.

“But wait, where is the third gun?”

Mika bites her finger, looking away, before quickly bowing to you.

“I’m sorry! I’m so sorry! But I could only fit in a lasgun loaded with a hotshot cartridge! I’m such a failure…”

“No! You are a damn genius is what you are. Where is the lasgun though?”

She gestures quietly at your index finger.

“...No fucking way…”

You raise your hand like a child would when they pretend to hold a pistol.

“Bang!”

The lasgun fires and the light you were aiming at explodes in a shower of sparks.

While you gawk over your new arm and how awesome it indeed is, Mika quietly lays back down and falls asleep. After a while, you notice.

With a smile, you lift her gently and place her down on the bed. She did a damn fine job for you, she should get some much needed rest.

“Thanks for this, it means a lot to me.”

You pull up the sheets over her, give her a kiss on the forehead, and shut off the lights.

Completely forgetting as you exit the room, that she has yet to fine tune your new appendage.

As you leave Mika to sleep, you have only one thing on your mind.

Your beloved hat is still missing, but you don't know where to look. You are pretty sure the Galactic Partridges still have it.

[ ] Spy on what has the Orks acting so weird, you’ve never seen them like THIS.

[ ] Burn some heretic traitors with the bolter bitch babe.

[ ] Help the Tau girl find her brother.

[ ] Give your axe-murderer a jingle.

>thread seems pretty slow tonight, might have been a bad idea having one this close to xmas...

[ ] tau girl bro

and so late at night. i bet it'll pick up though.

Spy on what has the Orks acting so weird, you’ve never seen them like THIS.

>>17315467

There alot of quests going on as well

[x] Spy on what has the Orks acting so weird, you’ve never seen them like THIS.

Taubro!!!!

>>17315467
bolter bitch

[ ] BOLTER BITCH

we can show off our new fancy gun arm, calibrated or not fire still burns.

unrelated note, who is "our axe murderer"? is it the khornette?

I say we burn heretics with the Bolter Bitch.

>>17315483
Yeah, I just didn't want to skip tonight after saying it would be tonight in the last thread. Though admittedly I was a little late, but I was cleaning fish so I have an excuse.

>>17315498
Yeah, Kaleshi the khornette, the one who killed you

>>17315504
Cleaning fish? Do you mean gutting them or cleaning a fish tank?

call the khornette

>>17315513
filleting them, I don't ever bother gutting/scaling fish. Caught like 8 decent yellowtails, which isn't bad for 2 hours. My engine is all kinds of fucked and is only managing 16mph so I ended up with very little time to actually fish.

>>17315485
>>17315480
no, we've already scored with her.
we havent scored with Lycheria yet

Fuck that shit, ORKZ! The power of the WAAAAGH! Is strong with this one, and with it, the orkz will believe that our arm is the most Dakka-ist thing ever. And if they believe it, so it shall be. Also; Final battle with warboss, Yu Yu Hakusho that mother fucker.

Bolter bitch.

We just can't ignore a girl for too long.

>>17315508
fuck her, she killed us, the bitch.

oh wait, WE DID!

[ ] help the tau babe out.

Axe murderer.

She raped our skull holes and we are still not really even for that one.

Bolter bitches beware, Max got a new pimphand. Let's go toast us some traitors.

Hidden true end option: Go after the Partridges and GET OUR HAT BACK!

>>17315513

No, cleaning the ACTUAL fish. Do you have any idea how difficult that is? They technically don't have eyelids, so every time you scrub them they complain about their eyes hurting.
Also Bolter Babe

>>17315526
8 yellowtails in 2 hours? I can barely manage 1 fish in an hour, and it's usually just an immature red snapper. That's probably what I get for fishing off my dock in brackish water, though.

>>17315568
You mean the hat from the Commissar whose division they barely saved, but unfortunately arrived too late to save the Commissar himself.

So they took his hat to give him full military honors befitting for a man who held his ground long enough for the Partridges to save the day

>>17315571
fresh live pinfish/shrimp/bait and a good chum slick make all the difference. I have a line in the water of my canal while I type this.

Time to see what those orks are up to.

Oh, before I forget...

Merry Christmas /tg/

http://www.mediafire.com/?3bjnrs76x6nc06n

and the data...

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44;0,0;eyeshadow:55,26,99,1;sclera:255,255,255,1;blush:196,80,77
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135,1,83,61,46,1;hairhsl:47,4,0.82,1.64;skinhsl:0,0.72,0.96&
#44;1;hisskinhsl:0,1,1,1;bg:3;hisSkin:0;hisPenis:0,1.2,1.2;balls:1;hisTop:shirt&
#44;238,242,245,1;hisBottoms:slacks,27,29,29,1;hisFootwear:loafers,0
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0,0,0,1,0,0,0,1;gag:none,0,0,0,1;panties:none,255
4;255,255,1;top:none,255,255,255,1;armwear:none,0,0,0,1;legw
ear:none,0,0,0,1,0,0,0,1;footwear:none,0,0,0,1,0
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>>17315615

Oh man, this heresy.

>>17315615
what is this for?

[x] Spy on what has the Orks acting so weird, you’ve never seen them like THIS

>>17315598
Thanks for the tip, I'll try it out next time I fish. Anyway, I say we try and purge the bolter bitch.

PAPA
AND OUR HAT? WE HAVE TO GET IT AT THE NECRONS

>>17315649
super deepthroat dot SWF

>>17315649
Super Deepthroat. Google Konashion. Now, if I could only figure out how to use this.

>>17315649
Super Deepthroat the flash game, its a custom dialogue and character model. Game is free btw.

Looks like the sistas are taking this thread by storm.

Let's call Khalesh.
We have to court the fuck out of her

see what the orks are doing.

tau bro for ever. we can fuck her forehead slit

>>17315680

We already hit that shit.

Also she hit us with an axe and then raped our corpse.

I say give her a day or so to cool down.

Call our little Khornette

>>17315668
create custom character tab in "options", copypaste the code and direct to the image on the "custom hair" option. then save and re-start the swf. if it includes the dialogue add that too at creation and make sure to enable it.

[x] Help the tau

Don't know why, want to see some Orkz getting dumbfounded by seeing a feminine Ork but I don't want to get to sleep with images burned into my eyelids.

>>17315615
oh god WHY

BOLTER BITCHES!
She TOTALLY wanted our cock, but we got cock-blocked, remember?

rolled 1 = 1

I'd say the orks.

we must find the tau, and impress her with our mechanical appendage.

(bolter bitches are referring to...? not changing my vote)

>>17315780
Sisters of Battle
which is my vote btw

>>17315780
sisters of battle, the one from the very first thread

ah, nope, still votin' orks

>>17315615
>>17315667
>>17315668
JesusChristHowHeretical.jpg

rolled 1 = 1

tie between Orkz and SOB

and for the sake of moving this along

1=SOB
2=Orkz

Looks like it's time to test out our new flamer. :)

hope she'll be inpressed with our heretic burning handyness.

Tau girl

>>17315615
OH GOD YES

So guys, I can't check the Super Deepthroath girl right now, but who it was supposed to be?
a SoB?

rolled 1 = 1

You tell SLaDOS to let Mika sleep, she’s more than earned as much rest as she needs. You refuse when it asks if you want to help it with some SCIENCE, maybe later but right now you don’t have time.

Lycheria is giving you a call, but you don’t have enough signal to answer.

“Hey, Rex! Gimme a lift bud!”

“*ARF ARF*” Rex replies, the sound very mechanical.
You hop onto the baneblade, which goes storming up the ramp and actually catches some air as it speeds outside. You can barely hold on as the massive tank whips some doughnuts, barking and growling happily the whole time.
Finally it lets you off, and you feel a bit weak in the knees as you stumble away from the tank after giving him a tread scratch.

“This is Max, I’m too busy being awesome to answer right now, please leave a message after the beep. BEEP!”

“Uh, err… Max it’s Lycheria. I just wanted to know if you were up for joining us for a little traitor burning is all, guess I’ll…”

“Naw I was just screwing with you, what’s up?”

“Haha, damn it Max! Weeeellll, I’m inviting you along.”

“Along for what, exactly?”

“Uhh… To burn some cultists? You know, the usual.”

“Sure, where do I meet you at?”

Lycheria gives you the coordinates, and after a bit of fumbling around trying to figure out where those are exactly, you finally know where to go.

>>17315708
Still confused. Do I just copy-pasta it onto the custom save data under the modding tab and press generate, then save?

>>17315896

Uh.....yes, yes it is....

>>17315914
I'm not sensing truth in your words

>>17315615
>oh awesome I hope its the eldar
>open it up
>"I'm the despoiler!"
>oh my why its fucking Abbadon

why papa? why???

>>17315936
Oh God.
What

rolled 2 = 2

>>17315936
>>17315949

>You mean you don't like it? huehuehue

You finally arrive, after commandeering an abandoned vehicle, about twenty minutes late.

There are ten Soritas waiting for you, most looking a bit annoyed and tapping their feet impatiently. Lycheria seems to be the only one smiling.

“Hey there Commissar, what took ya?!” She calls out to you as you park the vehicle and walk up.

The word “Park” meaning you hit a ramp TOO fast and flipped it on its back, where it skidded to a halt in a shower of sparks with a terrible screeching noise.

“Nice…” A black haired sister comments as you crawl out on your hands and knees.

“I uh… I meant to do that…”

Before you know what is happening, Lycheria is at your side, fingering your new arm worriedly.

“By the Emperor… What happened Max?”

You shrug as you flex the arm.

“Eh, nothing much. Lost it in an epic fisticuffs match with a Flayed One. You should see him, really gave him the ol’ what for.”

Lycheria seems to buy it, the others look increasingly skeptical.

Her hand moves slowly to your head.

“Ah… Its gone…?” She looks heartbroken.

“Yeah, the fucking Partridges have it, I think.”

The sisters all seem to murmur and glance around at one another at your words. You gather that they don’t think too highly of those glory fiends.

>onii-chan

mika confirmed for trap.

We need to reclaim the hat, later. The partriges shall pay for their transgressions.

>>17316022
It wouldn't be EXTRA HERETICAL if at least one of them weren't.

>>17316022
she's mechanicus, its a robo-strap on.

and we should try to convince the sororitas that greater-praise-emprah-ness lies in attacking the partridges, and we use that to reaquire hat-chan.

>>17316022
god damn it I fucked that up...

My sisters have been calling me that the whole trip because they know it annoys me.

>or so I tell them, they don't know my powerlevel

>>17316019
So question.

If the Partridges are such douches, and everyone knows it.
Why hasn't the Inquisition gone all Celestial Lions on them.

>>17316060
Genius.

Inform the sisters that the partridges have fallen to their pride and converted to slaanesh.

Use it as a cover to take back hat-chan.

Nothing could possibly ruin this plan.

>>17316061
I guess you can use it to HUEHUEHUEHE us later.
Well you can always hook up people from 4chan with them

>>17316075
Wait. This could horribly backfire depending on if the Partridges have Egomancers with them.

>>17316077
maybe even people who dabble in a little, heretical love?

>>17316069
explained in the original thread.

They have at least 13 Fortress Monasteries, and only Emprah knows how many douchebags flying about (we can already infer they are too egotistical to stick to a 1000 man limit)

The few Inquisitors who tried to wipe them out gave up when they didn't even know where to start.

>>17316118
clarification: original thread meaning original partridge thread

>>17316077
>>17316100
They would probably disown me if they read any of these threads. They only have minor powerlevels, they both just finished "my little sister cant be this cute" or something, they watched it on the plane with my girlfriend so I don't really know.


“Yeah but don’t worry, I’ll be getting it back, somehow.”

Lycheria rubs your head softly.

“I know you will. But anyways, before we go, we have a surprise for you!”

One of the sisters opens the hatch to one of their rhinos and the gate falls open.

A suit of power armor greets you, and this one isn’t a pile of scraps or a terminator side project.

“Isn’t… Isn’t that the Blood Ravens paint scheme?” You ask, though you are pretty sure of the answer.

“Haha yeah isn’t it great? We stole it from them after they tried to steal an artifact out from under our noses a while ago. We figured you could wear it.”

As cool as it is, you are a bit unsure.

“There uh… There don’t happen to be any of them around, right?”

“Oh quit worrying so much, just put it on.” The girls crowd around behind you, pushing you forward.

“Come on, put it on!”

“Put on the armor!”

“I… I really want to see him in it…”

Well, it looks like you don’t have much of a choice. You are just going to have to show these bitches how you roll.

>"H-how dare you immobilize the Warmaster!"

the text you wrote, its hilarious

>>17316149
Man, I love this, especially because I'm playing DoW 2 right now. Why the hell am I finding Rogal Dorn's armor in the Blood Raven's color scheme?

>>17316149
Oh emperor, I hope we dont accadently blow up our bitchin new arm. that thing seems way too easy to fire

>>17316149
So i guess we turn into the Badass Adorable Killing Machine?

we have to remember to make one of the arms compatible with our gun arm.

>>17316155
>It was difficult to write all of that without laughing too hard. In reality I'm working on the REAL /tg/ Christmas present right now as well

“Ladies, I don’t mean to disappoint, but I don’t think this is going to work out…”

“What? Why?”

“It’s nothing, I’ll just go in what I was wearing…” In truth, it’s because the armor was made for an astartes even larger than the Space Wolf who’s armor you had worn earlier. It is evident that you are much too small to fit. You left off the left forearm and your mechanical arm looks miniscule compared to the suit.

“Can’t let you do that, Commissar.”

The ramp drops before you can start removing the armor.
You freeze, staring right into the faces of the ten sisters of battle. Hard girls who have seen their fair share of battle, tough faces.

“Oh my gosh he is so CUTE!”

They rush you, and before you know it you have a crowd of sisters bustling around you. The sisters prod, poke, and dawww as they fawn over you.

“I just want to take him home and bake him a cake!”

“It… It’s perfect…”

“Why do I like it so much?”

"I hope this isn't heresy, I don't want this to be heresy..."

This keeps up for a good twenty minutes or so, and shows little sign of slowing down. Lycheria one of the main culprits.

“Hey, as much as I’m really enjoying this and all, didn’t you gals have something planned?”

The sisters pause and look between each other again.

“Well I guess if you really want to.”

“We can, as long as you let me feed you afterwards…”

“Err… Sure…” You answer, though really that doesn’t sound too bad.

"Well, we aren't taking the rhinos, we're going to take THAT!"

The sister points, and you don't know how you missed it.

A landraider.

[ ] Hop in

[ ] Ride on top

[ ] Offer to drive

>>what the sisters see

>>17316278
ride on top Captain Morgan style

>>17316259
>>17316278
God damnit, Women...We are not Cute!
We Ride on Top of Course

[ ] offer to drive

no one drives better than a full fledged Imperial Commisar(fake)

>>17316278
Ride on Top, we can't drive but we can look bitching on top.

Show them your legendary piloting skills.

by the way, I did make a twitter so that people can check to see when the next thread is due.

I think its HereticalLoveQ

I don't know jack about twitter, so can someone confirm it's working?

>>17316278
[x] hop in

>"Get that plasma cannon out of my face!"

>[X] Ride on top

DRIVE ME CLOSER, I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD

>>17316298

Yeah, I can see it.

>>17316298
"Thread Friday at 9pmish eastern"?

Hop in.

>>17316278
Offer to drive.

Just to see Lycheria face

>>17316298
s'working. says 21 dec 9pm eastern

>>17316298
https://twitter.com/#!/HereticalLoveQ

offer to drive

no wimmynz is going to drive, not while Im around!

>>17316312
This.
So Much of this.
if anything we can be on top of it later

Ride on top with a captain morgan pose

>>17316301
We need a sword now.

rolled 9 = 9

there is only one acceptable choice...

offer to drive to see Lycheria's face
then captain morgan on the top.

rolled 18 = 18

>>17316354
captcha ate me pic!

Surf on that Land Raider LIKE A BOSS.

>>17316342
After the hat, but yes, we definitely need a sword.

No, wait.
We need them to drive closer so we can "hit them with our sword". isn't that fine?

DRIVE, its the only way.

why break the streak?

Offer to drive to see the reactions of the sisters who just saw us destroying a vehicle.
THEN we Ride on Top.

You grab onto a rung and start climbing onto the top of the landraider, until you hear a sister protest.

“Hey! What are you going up there for?!”

“I guess you could say I…” You slip on a pair of sunglasses, “Like being on top.”

“YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Doomrider screams as he flies out of one warp hole before disappearing quickly into another.

The girls look a bit uneasy after seeing a slaanesh daemon flying around. Whatever, you know Doomrider is too much of a bro to hurt anyone he knows you like.

You clamor up the rest of the massive tank, which is incredibly difficult given how badly you fit inside the armor.
Finally you stand on the top and pump your fist triumphantly.

“Alright ladies, let’s get this show on the road. Get me close enough to hit them with my sword.”

“But… We gave you an axe?”

“Details, now drive!”

The tank lurches to a start and quickly picks up speed. As cool as riding on top sounded, you didn’t think it would be this cool.

The Emprah would be proud, you are surfing a landraider.

rolled 11 = 11

but where are our waves, man?

>>17316385
I bet all the sisters were D'aaawing when they saw we trying to get on top with all that armour

>>how we see ourselves in the armor

rolled 14 = 14

Let's do this.

It turns out to be much less difficult and FAR less horrifying than surfing the slaanesh pleasure wave through the warp. It might hurt if you fall, but the armor would likely save you from serious injury. Much better than being consumed by a wave of chaos pleasure energy for all eternity.

In fact, you start having some fun. You stop holding on and start just riding it on your feet.

The sisters are secretly discussing how awesome you are right now. They are totally oblivious to the fact you can feel their thoughts a bit.

A las bolt catches you in the chest plate, jolting you out of your mind rape.

“Holy shit, we have company!” You hear the sister driving yell over the comm.

Sure enough, no less than a hundred cultists are charging down a hill toward you, firing their weapons madly. They didn’t come entirely unprepared, two chaos predators in their midst, both of which are blasting away at you.

“Time to show them what we’re made of!” One sister yells.
The tank accelerates, and you realize they plan on ramming into the cultists.

[ ]Hold on tight

[ ]Get into the hatch of the tank

[ ]Flying axe attack

rolled 19 = 19

FLYING AXE ATTACK!!!!

rolled 2 = 2

>>17316488
[X] FLYING AXE ATTACK! THE TANK DOES NOT DRIVE FAST ENOUGH!

>>17316513
i will stop rolling now

>>17316488
We are Max Decarus, there is only one option: FLYING AXE ATTACK

FLYING AXE ATTACK

FLYING AXE ATTACK
we have to kill fast, and lasers are too slow.

>>17316488
What Land Raider variant are we driving?
(i.e: what are the weapons available)

rolled 8 = 8

flying axe attack man

>>17316549
we are not driving, we are surfing it.

rolled 2 = 2

FLYING

AXE

ATTAAAAAAAACK

>>17316560
>>17316552
>>17316513
This is destined for failure.

>>17316488
Papa-N, did you come up with anything for holding on or getting into the hatch?

if so, why did you waste your time? Did you think we'd pick anything different than attacks concerning flying axes?

>>17316549
Hellfire

“It’s go time! Motherfuckers!”

The tank crashes into the crowd of cultists, sending a wave of them flying. Well, sending a wave of PIECES of them flying.

You leap off of the tank, using the momentum of the hard stop. You raise your axe above your head as you soar above the battle.

“Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!” You bring the power axe down in a hard arc, and separate a cultist right through the middle. Blood gushes and you feel a surge of power. That was pretty fucking sweet.

The sound of grinding metal catches your attention, and you turn to your left.

Just in time to see the barrel of a chaos predator’s main gun pointed right at your chest.

“Aww shit.”

The blast erupts, where you just were but a second ago. You managed to dodge, but the barrel is tracking you.

Much to your displeasure, as the gun keeps firing, the predator’s other weapons all start to focus their attention at you.

The Space Marine armor may be tough, but you know it can only take so much abuse.

[ ] Try out your plasma gun

[ ] Hit it with your axe

[ ] Get to the landraidaaaaaaaa

rolled 15 = 15

>>17316488
Flying axe attack

>>17316592
PLASMA GUN, shoot it down the main gun and hit the ammo causing epic explosions.

[ ] Try out your plasma gun

shake off the New Arm Smell while we're at it

Give them your hot, burning plasma!!!!

>>17316591
Eh, /tg/ often chooses options I wouldn't guess that would get chosen. For instance, I thought it would be unanimous for driving the landraider, rather than riding on top.

Also sometimes I put out a trap card, like right now where you are face to face with a predator you aren't really equipped to handle.

>>17316592
Plasma gun all the way.

>>17316592
Plasma Cannon.

We need some kind of cheesy attack name.

COMMISSAR BEAM CANNON!

Get to da landraidah

Plasma,

>>17316592
a plasma won't do shit against a Predator.
[x] Get to the landraidaaaaaaaa

>>17316592

Dis predtor problem ain't nuffin can't be fixxed but wif proper plication of yer choppa.

>>17316619
take this my love my hate and all of my sorrow. SHINING FINGER = finger lasgun for sure.

>>17316639
It will if we aim down the main barrel.

>>17316615
but your traps are just so enticing, and awesome.
and where would we be without your traps? certainly not friends with a carnifex, not best bro;s with doom rider. and not comrades with the space wolfs

Get to the landraidah!

>>17316653
exactly.
>though I admit, Doomrider being a bro was not something I had planned on but it worked out really nicely

You are pretty much out of options. You pop open your arm and engage the plasma gun inside, its worth a shot. At least you hope so.

“Oh, are you going to spray me with your plasma you dirty boy?”

“You had better take it all, bitch!”

“If you are going to shoot it all over my side armor don’t get it in my treads!”

You fire.

1d6 attack, you wound on a 5+, first roll is what I take.

rolled 3 = 3

FOR THE EMPEROR!

first roll

>>17316684
lol @ no one wants to be the ass that rolled a 1

rolled 3 = 3

eat at plasma?

rolled 2 = 2

Forget those two other guys, I'm the real First Roll.

Pick me

rolled 6 = 6

roll

>>17316714

STOP ROLLAN

>>17316711
>>17316710
>>17316706
>>17316699


oh lordy delete these rolls!

>>17316714

Too late man. :(

>>17316684
>>17316699
I TOLD YOU it wouldn't do shit.

plasma weapons are for attacking blobs of infantry. should have used the melta finger for attacking a vehicle.

>>17316684

>roll to wound
>tank

Anon, I believe we have been trolled again.

>Anon, I believe we have been trolled again.

>implying slaneeshi tanks arent made out of people, powered by cocaine.

>>17316706
>>17316699
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

Game over man! Game over!

>>17316745

It should be 4+, and armor penetration, you cheating bastard!

proper ratemis is right, captcha!

oh god oh god oh god.
we're going to need the techpriestess' services agaiin.

>>17316740
eh, I was going to be nice if the first roll was actually a 5+
>no nat1 though, the rape train stays in the station
>...for now

The plasma connects with the side of the tank!

…It’s not very effective.

“Fuck FUCK FUUUCCCKKK!!!” You are doing your best to dive and roll out of the tank’s fire, but it is very difficult in armor so large.

“Bolter bitches, where are you!? I’m getting fucking wailed on over here!” Bolter rounds from the tank are colliding with your back and pauldrons. You keep your head down, not wanting it to get shot off.

Lascannon fire arcs over your shoulder, connecting with the predator which retreats back to avoid another hit.

“Calm down, we’re not going to let you die before we get to play with you.” Comes a calm response.

A line of five sisters comes charging toward you, flamers turning many cultists into screaming pyres and chainswords sawing through yet more of them. Lycheria leads the attack, looking quite happy as she punches a runty cultist in the face before shoving her flamer into his stomach and pulling the trigger.

“Hey Max! You get in over your head?” She jeers humorously.

“If I had my hat on, my head would have been tall enough to handle it.”

You join up with them and start hacking away at the cultists, who are admittedly terribly lacking opponents, even for you.
Well, it seems like as good an opportunity as any to try out some of your new gadgets.

[ ]Get krumpin

[ ]Get shooty wif
-finger mounted lasgun
-plasma gun
-flamer

Might as well join them in their fun
Flamer

LET THEM FEEL THE EMPRAH'S FURY!

[ ] Flame on!!!

>>17316759

Wait, why do those tank hatches look so... Sexy?

"Hey, where are you going?" The sisters call out to you as you run toward the second predator.

You jump on top of it and rip off your codpiece, revealing your Inquisitor to the cool evening air. He's standing at the ready though.

You stare at what you are about to do.

The slaaneshi tank's holes looking so inviting...

get shooty wif
flamer

[x]Get shooty wif -flamer

Let us impress them with the finest of promethium expulsion devices.

Get krumpin'!

>>17316802
This hand of mine it Burns and Roars! Its burning grip TELLS ME TO DEFEAT YOU! TAKE THIS! My love, my anger, and ALL MY SORROW! LASGUN FINGER!

>>17316826
OH BOY

>>17316802
[x ]Get shooty wif finger mounted lasgun
PEW PEW PEW

>>17316802
[X] Krumpin'

Let's not take any chances with our (un calibrated) new arm.

[x] get krumpin

>>17316826

Drive your war hound into her!!!

When in rome, do as the romans do,
When with bolter bitches, [X] Flamer

FLAME ON

>>17316865
but what better way to know what calibrations need to be made? than to field test it

[ ] get shooty wif FLAMER

You can't handle the wait any longer, you are overcome with lust.

With the force of a thousand suns you plunge yourself down into the hatch.

The feeling of the large purple lips enveloping you is curiously decadent.

"Its so... So good..." You moan as you start working in and out of the hatch.

"Ah! If you do it that much... No! My-my treads are moving on their own?!"

You can feel yourself starting to get close, fucking this tank is just too incredible.

"I-I'm coming!"

Your gun erupts and fills the crew compartment with sticky plasma.

"Crew incapacitated!"

>my treads are moving on their own?!
oh man I lost it

>>17316899
SQUAD BROKEN

Shiela noooo!

>>17316899

Jesus christ Papa-N, you've got in me in hysterics YET AGAIN.

Thread after thread, my body simply will never be ready for this

>>17316934
Oh goddamnit I've lost it now... bwhaahaha.

well that was certainly heretical.

>>17317010
You say that like it's a bad thing.

>>17317010
>Heretical Love
>Well, that was certainly heretical
No shit?

>>17317010

And in front of all those Sisters, too.

>>17317006

>Shiela was the lady in the tank

:(

>>17317041
letting them know what to be expected of them shortly.

>>17317041
I bet they're having an orgy with the cultists right now

>>17317041
Pfft, they'd all be thinking
>I'd wish he'd jump in my side hatch like that.

Back to important matters,

SHOOT EVERYTHING WITH THE FLAMER. Bitches love flamers.

>>17317054
>>17316934
Say who is this Shiela?

“Hey girls, check this out!” You yell to the sisters, who all turn their attention to you.

It feels like a natural thing, like lifting your foot, as your hand moves aside and the barrel of the flamer extends out.
You pick out a nearby cultist, and point your new toy right at him.

“FLAME ON!”

The jet erupts and the cultist screams as he is engulfed in flame, slapping at himself in a vain attempt to put out the fire. His voice fades and he falls to the grass, a charred corpse.

“Pretty neat eh?”

But the girls don’t say anything at first, and after you roast another traitor you turn to look at them. Several are licking their lips, the rest are biting them. Their faces are flush, eyes fixated on you. They all seem to be feeling absent mindedly at their lower armor.

Maybe fire gets these girls hot?

You don’t let up with the flamer, roasting mother fuckers left and right. The girls seem to be getting more and more worked up.

“By the Emperor… NATASHA FUCKING USE THAT LANDRAIDER AND END THIS ALREADY!” One of the sisters yells as she tries to shove her hand into her own codpiece.

The landraider seems to pick up the pace, guns firing as fast as they can go. The sisters on the ground stop fooling around as well, looking less glorious and more brutally efficient as they hack and burn.

In perhaps ten minutes or so, the battlefield is silent. Piles of ash, severed limbs, and two burnt out tanks all that is left of the chaos force.

The landraider parks in front of you, drops its gate, and you are pushed into it by the five sisters behind you, falling to your face.

You flip over onto your back as the hatch closes.

All ten of the sisters stand over you, breathing heavily.

1d20 for suave as fuck.

>>17317072

Red vs. Blue seasons 1-9 watch them nao

skip to seasons 7-9 if your a pussy

>>17317064

Fuck it then roast it.

SOUNDSLIKEAPLAN.jpg

rolled 10 = 10

>>17317084

We're fishermen!

rolled 10 = 10

>>17317088
fuck that seasons 1-6 are best

rolled 12 = 12

>>17317084

SUAVE AS FUCK

>ofylden STIs

Pahahahahahaha

rolled 5 = 5

>>17317084
Welp.
Let's see how we do this

rolled 12 = 12

>>17317084
Prepare for a 1

rolled 8 = 8

natural 20s all day everyday

rolled 11 = 11

>>17317084

rolled 4 = 4

Hey ladies

rolled 18 = 18

Oh boy. It's time to ruin the mood with one of the shittiest rolls possible.

rolled 12 = 12

>>17317084
EMPEROR GUIDE MY DICK!

rolled 17 = 17

suave? fuck!

rolled 11 = 11

Brace for impact

oh god i hope we dont fail to sit again with all these terrible rolls

rolled 3 = 3

>>17317110

I agree! But the lame may not be able to handle its intricate humour.

>>17317126
Stop the rolling here.

>>17317134
Cmon, we're being decent here

rolled 8 = 8

>>17317138

JUST KIDDING

Time for a d20

rolled 8 = 8

Keep rolling!

>>17317153
>>17317138
Well, it really didn't changed much

Guys we can stop now

>>17317138
intricate humor is still better than humor derived from references to past jokes.

OH HEY GUYS WE SAID THIS FUNNY THING WAY BACK WHEN REMEMBER IT!?

>>17317158

Maybe its DC 7?

rolled 10 = 10

we can't stop here, this is cultist country.

rolled 3 = 3

>>17317084
SUAVE FOR THE SUAVE GOD

rolled 14 = 14

Time to get my Suave Face on

rolled 5 = 5

>>17317192
SUAVE FOR THE SUAVE THRONE

rolled 18 = 18

rolling

>>17317197
That face is unsettling. Put it away...

>>17317174

Agreed again, however I was referring to the tex fight, the warthog joyride, and half of season 9. Not as funny, but more awesome.

>>17317220
I liked "Protect me, cone!" but then Griff always amused me.

>>17317216
I dunno man, looks pretty suave from my position

>>17317220
oh yes, the action is definitly awesome, but it was better as a supplement to the dialog, not as an alternative.

Standing up, you brush yourself off.

“Ladies.”

You pull out a cigar that you had pilfered from the Admech bunker on your way out, which you now light with a small burst from your arm flamer.

“Everyone will get a chance to…”

You don’t get time to finish as the sisters eagerly start ripping off your pieces of armor. You take a long draw from the cigar, you can see why Creed likes these so much.

It takes them a little under a minute to have you down to your skivvies.

“Hey now, this is hardly fair.” You protest jokingly as you poke one in the boob armor.

“Oh my, how rude of us.” Lycheria says smoothly, as she disengages her breastplate.

In a few seconds, you have a whole lot of hot and sweaty cleavage staring you in the face.

You reach down toward your boxers, until you feel something box-like.

Withdrawing it, you are a bit puzzled to find a box of Emperor-brand condoms with a small note attached.

“Tactical genius hurr.” The note reads.

[ ] The Emperor protects

[ ] Take your chances

>>17317261
The Emperor Protects

>>17317261
[x] The Emprah protects.

We shan't refuse the Emprah's blessings!

>>17317261
I have an impregnation fetish. This isn't fair, Nurgle-kun ;_;

TAKE YOUR CHANCES

>>17317261
The EMPRAH protects! Always use safety.

[ ] Take your chances

they are sororitas, the "purest" of the pure. we have nothing to fear.

[X] The Emperor protects

>>17317261

The Emperor Protects.

rolled 4 = 4

>>17317261

>[x] The Emperor protects

>>17317113 Is a fucking sign, your hatred might not be armour enough in this case.

>>17317261
THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!
No really, we DO NOT want a kid. Max can't be tied down. But this DOES bring up an IMPORTANT question.
When you have multiple chicks, what is the proper edicate? Do you change condoms between women? Is it OK to leave on the first one?

[X] Take your chances

we are men, and we shall enjoy our women like our cigars, without rubber

>initiate teorgemb
captcha, that is an excellent idea.

>>17317256

I disagree, because you definitely have to refresh interest or change genres after 6+ seasons

Also... B)

>>17317261

[ ] Take your chances

[X] Take your chances

>>17317306

>Do you change condoms between women? Is it OK to leave on the first one?

You know, I've never thought about this. I would assume that most people wouldn't care much.

rolled 1 = 1

1-10 = Protection
11-20 = no protection
1 = critical protection
20 = critical no protection

We will only have a child with The Chosen One.
We still have to meet the other gals
so
The Emperor Protects

>they are sororitas, the "purest" of the pure. we have nothing to fear.

Until the demon warding runes inscribed on their vaginae erupt in flames as your impure, heretical, xenotasting member begins to penetrate their holy chasm.

>>17317329
So according of this.
We're REALLY well protected

take your chances!

>>17317329
>critical protection

>>17317329
The dice gods have spoken

>>17317342

I lold

I'm voting for riding bareback.

There's no way Max'll live long enough for any of them to carry the spawn to term.

Plus, he should have a few bastards scattered around to continue the legend and avenge dad's horrible, grisly death.

>>17317329
You slip your armored codpice back on.

"Sorry ladies, but I really don't want to be a dad and I'm not sure what you could be carrying."

You put your pocket protector back on, don't want those pens wrecking your shirt!

"Pfft, whatever nerd."

The sisters kick you out and leave you behind in the cold while they fuck each other furiously with Inquisition-approved strap ons.

>>17317323
Maybe you should? I mean, what if you give one woman a UTI because you just had it in another woman?

>>17317351

Agreed!

[x] take your chances

>>17317364
I lol'd

Also changing condoms is the etiquette

Your chances. Take them

>>17317368

No idea. I vote we ask some ca/tg/irls to clarify.

>>17317364
Papa, we both know that's not what he meant.
Please... be gentle? I've always loved the Bolter Bitches and this is the one I've been most looking foreword to.

The Emperor Protects

>>17317351
dont say such things! max will live long enough to marry that damn techpriestess. we got the space wolves, doomrider, and a farseer all looking out for us.

>critical protection
>no sex is the safest sex

dammit /tg/.

[x] the chances, take them alll

>>17317404
But and our little khornette?

>>17317404

>Implying we're not betrothed to those Daemonettes.

>>17317380
Why am I not surprised you know the answer?
Speaking from experience?

>>17317404

Whoa, i was looking forward to the greater goods.

I don't know what your talking about.

>>17317364
DO YOU THINK THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING GAME?

Don't worry guys. There's always the fish.

>>17317418

True that.

Marry the Khornette, rule hell, could be fun.

>>17317426
Nah, i didn't feel'd a Synch with the Tau girl.
Sure she's okay, and could be pretty much our bro, but i don't see Max ending with her.
The Top 3 i think were the Farseer, the Techpriestess and the Khornette

>>17317433

So you head out to sea. There is only one thing you can really pleasure yourself with anyways.

Ra'alman leaps from the water, rearing his ugly head.

"I'm ready for you again, my love!" You call out to him.

[ ] The Emperor protects

[X ] Take your chances

>>17317440

only munchkins want the techpriestess ending.

>>17317440

We need some drawfags working on character portraits. Pic related, closest one I have.

>>17317447
Oh Boy.
I Hope he means combat till death, instead of you know...sex

>>17317451
I dunno man, i felt a chemistry between the two.

>>17317451
only That Guy wants the khornette

>>17317447

How would you even fuck that thing anyway? Let yourself get swallowed whole and whack one off in its stomach?

>>17317418
multiple betrothals won't preclude further ones

[x] take your chances

da empra protrects

>>17317474

>How would you even fuck that thing anyway? Let yourself get swallowed whole and whack one off in its stomach?

>>17317475

NO U

THE EMPRAH PROTECTS

TAKE THA CHANCES

rolled 8 = 8

Taking Chances!

THA EMPRAH TAKES CHANCES!

>>17317485
>oh don't tempt me, Monmusu quest is pretty much my favorite thing ever

Well, as creepy as the thought of Creed somehow getting those there, you are glad to have them. You aren’t ready to be daddy Commissar, but you aren’t going to slip one on until you need it.

You swallow hard as you realize what you are about to attempt to pull off. Three daemonettes was difficult, there are over three times as many Soritas here and they are all very worked up.

“Don’t worry, Max, we’ll be sure to take good care of you.” Lycheria sings as she pulls off her top, revealing bouncy joy that for once in your adventures isn’t of the heretical kind.

All down the line, they follow Lycheria’s example. You can feel your blood leaving your head, as you enter what could possibly be the definition of bliss.

Things are about to get sexy in a completely non-heretical way.

Oh yes, very sexy.

You can only muse at your incredible luck as they press in from all sides, completely surrounding you. Why can’t you hold all of these bouncy funbags?

One of them, a black haired one who looks at you coyly, slips off your boxers.

Ahh, time to enter heaven.

Only nothing happens, and you open your eyes back up and peer down.

The girls are all looking at your Inquisitor, very intently. Intently in a completely nonsexual fashion.

“Those are fang marks, it looks like from a Khornette?”

Shit, she marked you! How did you not notice that!?

Roll for speechcraft

>>17317455
That's cultist-chan.
There is quite a few khornette pics lying around though.

rolled 20 = 20

>>17317542

Naw babe its a birth mark

>>17317455
Don't quote me on that, but i do believe Kaleshi is supposed to be Kneesocks.
Well, that's pretty much how i imagine her anyway
Also rolling

rolled 13 = 13

Shit! Rolls!

>>17317568
NOBODY FUCKING ROLL

STOP ROLLING

rolled 7 = 7

>non-heretical
baaah
rollin' speech

rolled 11 = 11

>>17317560

I know, as I said, it was the closest picture I had.

>>17317542

ROLLAN LIKE FUCK.

>>17317568
YEEEEEEEEES!
THE EMPEROR WANTS US TO BED WITH HIS DAUGHTERS!

>>17317580
STOP!

rolled 19 = 19

>>17317542
Emperor help us

>>17317568

Okay I don't feel like being anon anymore

Everyone stop rollan

STOP EVERYONE STOP! WE HAD A 20! DON'T FUCK WITH IT!

>>17317568

Fuck yeah, nat 20.

rolled 9 = 9

>>17317587
>>17317580
Fucking retards.

>>17317594
OH FUCK YES

>>17317594

Your pretty good kid, but you can't beat my 20.

we're going to have a "talk" with our little khornette if we survive this

>>17317618

If?

What is this if shit?

Get out of our thread!

>>17317568

With this, Max ascends to sagehood.

No more rollan. None. Nilch. De Nada. Zero.

>>17317570
Did she talk about the RUURRRUUU?

>>17317633
fuck you we could get fucked to death. dehydration and all that shit. our brain could shut down due to blood loss. many an if.

>rolls quickly stop after a nat20
>no one keeps rolling for that nat1
>anon is learning?
>this is not Heretical Love Quest as I know it

“Oh, that little thing, hahaha.” You wave your hand as if to brush it off.

“I was fighting off a ton of them a few days ago, bitches jumped out of a warp hole and started attacking me.”
The sisters listen, looking pretty damn skeptically at your tale.

“I’d already killed a dozen or so, see this space wolf bolter pistol? They were there fighting with me.” You show them the gun, several of their faces turn to awe at the sight.

“Anyways, long story short, my pants had lit on fire so I had to ditch them. Two of them grabbed me and as I was struggling one went to ram me with her horns but I struck out with this bad boy and hit her right in the kisser!”

You end, and tentatively watch. It seems like every sister bought it, completely.

“Wow, that was so brave!”

“A dozen? You really are strong!”

“I… I want you to attack my mouth…”

By the Emprah, that fucking worked?!

rolled 1 = 1

>>17317665
Knowing that papa likes Monmusu Quest, getting fucked to death isn't all that unlikely.

>>17317665
you could even argue that... a sonorita's vagina... is... too hot too touch

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

>>17317688

So fucking close to dooming us all.

>>17317688
i have only one question.

why?

>>17317688

>>17317638

WE MAKE GOOD TEAM

>>17317665

Are you implying that Max is anything less than a paragon of stamina?

Choose your next words carefully.

>>17317684
in the face of death by means-other-than-fucking we get deadly serious. especially in the face of a landraider full of bolter bitches faced with heresy.

>>17317688

you aren't allowed to roll ever again.

>>17317688
SHIT
THAT WAS SO CLOSE

>>17317688

You sir, are an asshole.

>>17317709
without hat-chan we are significantly more vulnerable. so we just might overexert ourselves.

>>17317730
Now Now...The Time to Roll already over...
There's no need to lose our head for it
right?
RIGHT?

>>17317688
>>17317684
>posts are seconds away from each other
>Sure glad no one rolls a 1
>Some one rolls a 1
Would've been worth getting our dick chewed off by sororitas, IMO

"Oh Ra'alman, you sexy beast of the seas, I want you!" You call out to the monster.

He responds with a terrifying roar, before surging up into the sky and peering down at you curiously.

You close your eyes and raise your arms, ready for the coitus that will forever seal your love.

You had left those bolter bitches behind at the realization. You don't want anyone else in your life, you just want your massive fish-hunk.

With a scream, he descends and swallows you whole.

Though he is very careful to avoid getting you with any of his teeth.

Down and down you descend in his slippery throat, which is full of small tentacles that rub you pleasurably.

>>17317749

>>17317763
God.
I hate this fetish.

Boo. You didn't say roll for LIEcraft. This is only going to get worse.

>>17317763

but... sororitas?

>>17317647
Well, she did explain the rules to us

rolled 1 = 1

>>17317786
I rolled a nat one. Deal with it.

"Ahh... It's so good..." You moan as you remove your clothing and surrender yourself to the slippery wet darkness.

The more you descend, the longer and wetter the tentacles get, all the while growing more and more active.

They are stroking you softly now, and you can only close your eyes and squirm at the pleasure.

Your mind collides with the fish, and suddenly you find out that it is in fact a female.

Though it doesn't speak, and its thoughts are primal, you can understand what it wants you to do.

The beast wants you to fertilize its eggs.

>>17317786
there are no sororitas
Only fish!

>>17317804
Wait What.
We reached the Womb?
What the fuck?

>>17317799
>dice+1d1

rolled 11 = 11

>>17317804
Jesus Christ, stop this. You're making baby Jesus cry and ruining Christmas.

>>17317815
In the wet darkness of the fortyfirst millennium, there is no biology
only heresy

So uh... new thread for Sleeping with the Sexy Sisters?

rolled 1 = 1

>>17317820
Of course, I was speaking of
>>17317688

DAMN IT! THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPENING!

rolled 13 = 13

>>17317887
Seduce:1Fish:20
SeducexFish:20?

>not wanting to finish vore time

“Mmm, this thing defeated a Khornette? I want it.”

With that, the black haired Sorita engulfs your Inquisitor. He bucks in pleasure at first, which surprises her, but then he calms down to enjoy the ride.

The others press in, rubbing you all over with their sweaty bodies. They take turns kissing you, lightly biting your neck, and whispering likely non inquisition-approved things in your ears.

They are even taking turns with your heavy bolter. The sensation is indescribable, the pleasure too much to bear as you feel the slight differences between each of them.

The bustier ones like to switch up and snag you with their heavy armaments, and you slide quite easily between them with how wet you are now.

Even Lycheria seems to be enjoying her turn, smiling as she works your Inquisitor up and down with her impressive Immolators.

“By the Emprah, this is so good…” You moan, as they lay you onto your back to continue.

“H-hey, you skipped me!”

“Hush up, I’m not finished with him yet.”

“…I… I haven’t gotten a chance yet…”

They argue and vie for a position, but you don’t care, they aren’t ignoring you in the slightest.

“Uh, I hate to break you guys up, but I think it might be time to let this gun fly.”

rolled 13 = 13

>>17317906
Rolling for seminal volume

>>17317906
don't bow to the pressure, you must hUehuEHue at them ಠ _ಠ

They line up on their knees, shoulder to shoulder as close as the ten of them can get.

Their mouths are open, tongues sticking out ready to catch your plasma. All of them looking like they are enjoying this a whole lot.

Fuck, this is going to have to be one impressive maneuver…
You take aim at the one on the far left as you plant your feet.

“Haaaaaaaaahhhh!”

You fire off your plasma cannon, and at the same time spin quickly to your right.

A jet of plasma streaks out, arcing insanely as it soars forth.
Its…

A direct hit!

You manage to catch several in the mouth, and they smile as they swallow.

The others recoil slightly as it hits them in the face, though they giggle despite several having to hold their eye(s) shut.

You collapse backwards, taking a seat on the cold metal bench.

“Wow, that shouldn’t even have been possible with my mediocre ballistic skill.”

>>17317963
Now they lick it off each other! Oh yes... yes.

Giggling, one of the sisters turns to another and grabs her head. She licks off the girl’s eye of your plasma.

“Haha, thanks!” She says, opening her eye back up.

Lycheria laughs as she wipes her mouth, licking her fingers afterwards. She sits down to your right and squishes your arm between her breasts.

“Impressive shooting, for a guardsman.” Another sister coos as she sits at your left.

Another makes a cute face, which is covered in your non-heresy juice as she hands you a bottle of ‘nidade. You chug it down in a matter of seconds.

“Don’t think you’re done with your duty yet, Commissar. We haven’t even started driving to base yet.” A blonde haired Sorita says as she stares you in the eyes and runs a finger under your chin.

Oh shit, they are right! The landraider hasn’t even left the scene of the battle yet!

Alright, daddy needs to cool off with a walk and a smoke. Than I need to take a shower to get off the last of the chum/fish smell/boat oil/gasoline/female ejaculate/pentium II's.

After that, we can maybe go overtime if there are enough people still around to make it worth it.

FUCK YEAH OVERTIME!

I can't believe I stayed up for 5 hours reading this. It was magnificent.

>>17318034

You have entertained me.

But now I play skyrim.

Also, legit xmas present this time. Everyone's favorite Khornette. It isn't completed yet, but its playable. Have fun.

http://depositfiles.com/files/j4floyrmo

Mediafire was being a dick and wouldn't accept my file like the dirty whore she is.

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1,1;iris:normal,170,0,0,1;breasts:84;skin:tan;nose:normal;lipstick:1,255,
;155,188,1;eyeshadow:55,26,99,1;sclera:255,255,255,1;blush:196,8
0,77,0.35;mascara:0,0,0,1,20;nailpolish:255,255,0,0;eyebrow:180&
#44;142,61,1,89,67,51,1;hairhsl:-180,1.06,1.8,0.76;skinhsl:22
4;3.15,0.9,1;hisskinhsl:0,1,1,1;bg:3;hisSkin:0;hisPenis:0,1.2,1.2;balls:
1;hisTop:shirt,238,242,245,1;hisBottoms:slacks,27,29,29,1;hisFootwea
r:loafers,0,0,0,1;collar:leather,0,0,0,1,0,0,0,1;cuf
fs:leather,0,0,0,1,0,0,0,1;gag:none,0,0,0,1;panties:
thong,0,0,0,1;top:bra,0,0,0,1;armwear:none,0,0,0,1;l
egwear:none,0,0,0,1,0,0,0,1;footwear:none,0,0,0,1
4;0,0,0,1;eyewear:none,0,0,0,1;tonguePiercing:barbell

If anyone finds a good Khornette hair, link/post it because I couldn't come up with one.

Be back in a bit.

Well I don't have to sleep for another hour so... yeah, OVERTIME!

+1 for OVERTIMEOVERTIMEOVEROVEROOOOOOVERTIME

Overtime baby, aw yeah.

rolled 1 + 19 = 20

>>17317988
If my roll is a 20, I'll stick around for overtime.

>>17318064
HOORAY!

Now, if only I knew how to load this.

rolled 20 = 20

OVER TIME OVERTIME

Sorry I was late on it, Papa, but the 1d4chan page IS now up.

Not done most of it yet but WHATEVER, I'M GETTING IT DONE.

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Heretical_Love

>Inb4 The links aren't there, the formatting's fucked, there's problems in the text, spelling errors, my goat is on fire, you are a faggot, etc.

I'm working on it. Should have more done by tonight, tomorrow if I end up falling asleep shortly.

>>17318161
That's CRITICAL overtime.
>captcha great nadsrae
no need for artifice of >>17318118

Oh god, somebody needs to make SDT hair / dialogue. Abbadon one was great though.


Ovvveerrrrtiiimmeeee.

goodnight papa

>>17318200
Wow man, I'm both flattered and really impressed! I'll be glad to not have to link all the archives as well. Mucho bueno my good man.

So, we got enough heretics for a bit of
>overtime?

>>17318468
YES! kinda. I'm going to bed, work int he morning, but I will read it in the archives.

still here yah

>>17318468
Right behind you boss.

>>17318468
HELL FUCKING YES.
I was going to sleep but my stepfather wanted help on Crysis 2, and now i'm woke as fuck.
Let's DO THIS!.
a new thread perharps?

>>17318468
OVERTIME TIME

>>17318468

yuuupppp

>>17318468

OVERTIME IS BEST TIME

Also thanks, It'll be useful for you not to have to link all the old threads, I'll keep it updated as we go once I've caught up on the page (in a day or two)

If anyone else knows wiki-fu better than I do (read: any knowledge at all, I'm a total newbie at that) then feel free to edit and streamline the page.

alright, gimme a minute to start clacking away

YES OVERTIME IS BEST TIME

>>17318516
Clackin'? ;_;

>>17318576

Be patient, Papa-N rewards the faithful and patient.

>Inb4 HUEHUEHUE

>>17318585

>>17318519
>>17318576
>>17318595
>new thread:


>>>17318585