y-yes?

Sounds cool but aren't pipe organs Perform Percussion?

Depends how obvious the pipe organ is.

Depends.

Does she enjoy being a disfigured abomination ? (Y/N) ?

>>17257430
Extremely obvious. There are literal pipes sticking out at least a foot taller than my head, topped with ornamentation.

Become evil and play your own dirge that brings back skeleton warriors who fight for you until they're dust.

>>17257424
Conventionally, they're keyboards.

However, if one is operating the pipes directly with no interface, then they should count as wind instruments.

>>17257411

>(Y)

rename your character "super beethoven"
i don't care if you're female

>>17257441

That's actually pretty feasible.

>>17257424
nope

it's a piano taken to 11

This thread is going places.

This is an awesome idea, and I am stealing it for use in a campaign, and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

>>17257460

And would be pretty badass.

Come up with some wicked name and become notorious for razing towns with their own dead.

Did you ever ask for this?

i like where this thread is going
also this
>>17257441

>>17257466
Me too.

I just can't decide if it'd be more at home in D&D or Mutants and Masterminds.

>>17257411
>>17257441
This is the next bard I shall play. Fuck yeah.

I feel this is appropriate.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YO8qwKVuik

The DM had me do a will save for shock/agony after I woke up. He said the "intended" reaction on failure was something akin to the MM2 half-golem reaction (i.e. "become NE and start hating all living beings"), but he also said I should roleplay whatever personality changes I saw fit at my discretion.

I rolled a 20.

And now I'm unreasonably ecstatic about having taking the first step towards becoming THE EMBODIMENT OF MUSIC.

>>17257479

What words go well with Bach?

>>17257540
Lock
loch
tock
clock
dock

>>17257526
hilarious

Get it enchanted so it can emulate any instrument--whenever the group fails play the "failed" song from The Price is Right:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A

does "baroque" mean you have little naked cherubs nestling on your shoulders?

>>17257552

It's not pronounced 'BOCK' dipshit

>>17257432
see: >>17257526

Apparently Y

Truth be told, in P&P settings this song actually raises the dead

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mt2M7sXivos&feature=related

Hell Y

wait, this sounds like a swell monstergirl

Does /d/ have any pictures like that? I fear to tread there myself but I know there's some population overlap with /tg/.

>>17257574
>swell
>/d/

NEVER USE THE TWO IN THE SAME POST

OH LORD MY MIND'S EYE

THE PAIN

I THOUGHT I HAVE FORGOTTEN

Is "Dirge" taken as a supervillain name?

so, OP< what you're saying is you have a female character with a massive throbbing organ?

Dont tell /d/....

>>17257589

Surprisingly enough no, as far as I can tell.

It'd better have the premise of

>>17257441

Become a dirge singer, use this for your dirge...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhRa3REdozw

>>17257608

Because Bach's Fugue isn't super cliche or anything.

>>17257618
still damn good, cliche or not

Congratulations. You have taken your first step towards becoming the God of Music.

rule 34 on this shit

>>17257586

Oh my, but /d/ is the swellest board on 4chan. You can have swell /d/iscussions alongside with your swell /d/ickgirls and monstergirls.

What is there not to like?

>>17257651

Mostly all the swelling.

>>17257651
THE THINGS THAT SWELL

ALL THE THINGS THAT SWELL

THERE ARE MANY THINGS THAT SWELL WHICH SHOULDN'T

BUT THEY DO

I HEAR THE VOICES ALL THE TIME

>>17257658

Sir, I like you.

Inflation, U-turns, zombies, etc.

>>17257633

Ol' Gwyn IS a god of music, actually, he plays the piano like a elder god.

>>17257667

Every time I post something different in here I feel like I should be posting with a name so all my genius ideas can be attributed to me. Posting style isn't enough for some people, but ah well.

I really want to play that bard now.

>>17257676

I bet eldricht gods are great at playing the organ. If Davy Jones showed us anything in PotC, it's that face tentacles are excellent organ playing tools.

>>17257678

I have a AdMechBard in DH.

Screech all day, every day. Binary eargasms all around, sparks fly and the light goes out.
Too bad only AdMech can be entertained with my music, those organic meatbags can't hear it.

You wouldn't believe how omnissian the Litany of Purification sounds in binary cant.

>>17257459

Considering Beethoven is a surname, that shouldn't be too difficult for a female.

>>17257698

Meatbag plebeians, they just don't know anything about good music.

>group artificer: WE CAN REBUILD HER
>group artificer: YOU'RE WELCOME

My next bard will be a saxophone.

>>17257733

It'll actually be a womanizer named Sexaphone.

>>17257733
Yeah? Well, your FACE is a saxophone!

>>17257554
>>17257554

>>17257676
Let's try not to derail this into another Dark Souls thread. /tg/ has a surprising number of those each day because of its fantasy gothic setting.

That said, wow, I was definitely impressed by Gwyn's piano.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJQUEtSRLEE

No one has suggested multiclassing into bard?

>>17257747
you didn't have to bring that up dude

bad form

>>17257768
That's double the amount of bard a human body can hold.

>>17257768
>Be a bard
>Multiclass into bard
Double Bard!

>>17257775
BUT SHE IS NOT A NORMAL HUMAN!
SHE'S A CYBOR!

>>17257780

My... god.

>>17257459
It's a last name anyway.

What if both her human and pipe organ halves multiclassed into bard?

SHE COULD BE QUAD BARD

To me, that's awesome as fuck on one condition: The pipe orgran isn't debilitating in any way.

You also now need to learn a different instrument. Time to use some of those skill points...

>>17257780
>Be a ranger
>Dual class into Ranger
>Duel wield your dual wield to dual wield dual wielding Rangers
>The dual wielding rangers dual wield you

>>17257802
she may have trouble crawling through tunnels

>>17257811

If she's a quad bard all she needs to do is play a song that vibrates the earth to the molecular level, widening the tunnel.

>>17257411
>back and shoulders now house a baroque pipe organ

I seriously hope you mean it houses an organelle, otherwise you're never moving again. Go the Landini route... without going blind.

>>17257788
cybard

>>17257809

We heard you like organs, so we put some pipes in your pipes so you can play while you play.

Am I the only one who thought of this?

>>17257809

>"organ"
>ctrl+F
>"penis"
>0 hits
>"vagina"
>0 hits

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY FAT GENTLEMEN

>>17257878

>ctrl+f /d/
>6 results

>ctrl+f swell
>9 results

move along

Dirge: http://www.google.com/imgres?um=1&hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&sa=N&rls=org.m
ozilla:en-US:official&biw=1252&bih=595&tbm=isch&tbnid=nHUJgxraMpC8vM:&imgrefurl=
http://www.tfw2005.com/resources/generations-decepticons-405/dirge-4801/&docid=xPM5gggt4OIUvM&am
p;imgurl=http://cdn.tfw2005.com/resources/attach/4/0/5/9/7/TF-Dirge-Robot_1281541434_1282053844.jpg&
amp;w=988&h=900&ei=UD_uToOzBs6atwf6v-n9Cg&zoom=1

Well, not a girl nor the instrument is a Organ but.

>>17257608

Well, that certainly tickled my ivories.

>>17257842

Dammit, now I want to play EPIC ADVENTURE GAEM, but /v/ is dildos atm.

>>17257838
what's this?

>>17257424
>I've never been in a church

>>17257562
rhyming phlegm sounds is tricky though.

>>17258865
If it wasn't commonly victim of the retarded mispronunciation English speakers apply to every foreign word, I'd point out Mach (as in Mach number) rhymes with Bach.

>>17257618

>Bach's fugue
>fugue
>singular

He wrote literally hundreds of them.

>>17258929
>be american
>point this out to a brit who pronounced Mach "Mack"
>BLOODY STEAL OUR LANGUAGE AND THEN TRY TO TEACH US HOW TO USE IT, CHEEKY BUGGER

bump

what kind of super hero name is

THE HUMAN ORGAN?

Seemed like a bit much, I would of just given you a hand where you had a mouth-piece for a thumb, your knuckles would be where the holes are and your pinky would be the other end, instant tin whistle hand.

If you really wanted to keep the instument I would've made your fingers hollow all the way through and you would have holes in your knuckles (again) and now you have pan-flute fingers.

But saying "I didn't ask for this." While playing a dirge is fine too. I guess if you guys were after some grim-darkness or whatever that's cool. It's just opinions man.

>>17260084
pipe organs aren't dark, theyr'e majestic

>>17260172
They can be many things, it depends on how well someone would take having an organ permanently attached to their body, just look at the guy from the Beauty and the Beast christmas watchamicallit, he was pretty fucking creepy. Then again he probably wasn't a stable man before becoming an organ.

>>17260227
>Then again he probably wasn't a stable man before becoming an organ

So he was an organ all along.

>>17260084

I'd prefer a 'saxophone arm'.