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    55 KB Warhammer 40k: Heretical Love Part V Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/10/11(Sat)16:12 No.17168467  
    Three lovely daemonettes in tow, each still a bit worked up after their strip-off, you head back into the main room.

    The party has intensified tremendously.

    There are even more daemonettes of all shapes, colors and sizes dancing inside cages lifted above the party-goers below. A few of them make some cat-calls in your direction, and the three daemons you are with grip you even harder, hissing at the cage strippers.

    Nurgle is getting absolutely plastered on some vile looking green drink, which bubbles and steams disturbingly. Isha, holding him by the arm, is trying to get the big guy to slow down but failing because a witty little nurgling is cracking her up with Eldar jokes.

    Slaanesh is in a line-for-line competition with Doomrider, each of them already snorting piles the size of your head in a single go. Each of them complete with no less than twenty assorted daemonettes each pleasuring them and getting blasted with purple daemon baby batter in turn. Neither of them seem to notice though.

    Khorne, already completely sloshed, is swinging his chain axe at a potted plant while going back and forth between howling madly and bawwing his eyes out.

    As for Tzeentch and the Emprah, you don’t see either of them.


    Well, you aren’t going to let it bother you. It isn’t every day you have horny bitches clinging to you.

    Oh wait, yes it is.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/10/11(Sat)16:14 No.17168493
    The girls lead you over to a bar where a Keeper of Secrets is tending, slapping down some truly bizarre concoctions. Most of which, you are pretty sure extend far into DO NOT WANT territory.

    There is something very unnerving about a drink with pink flailing tentacles, though many of the daemonettes seem to be enjoying said drink as it… Well… Enjoys them.

    Each of your three girls takes a turn ordering what they were drinking earlier, bitches have favorites you guess.

    Finally the greater daemon looks at you expectantly.

    “Uhh...” You mumble, stalling for time.

    “I’ll take a glass of Emprah’s Mark, over rocks…” You finally decide.

    The greater daemon looks at you like you had just ordered an extra sweet pink lemonade margarita or something, but reluctantly fixes your drink.

    You take a sip, the whisky goes down smooth. Doesn’t taste any different from what you remembered either. Hopefully full of chaos tricks, you think to yourself, as you watch a light turquoise daemonette being throat violated by her own drink.

    The four of you make your way to an empty table, the three girls crowding around you on the booth seat.

    “So uh, ladies. I don’t think we’ve been properly introduced yet. My name’s Max Decarus. Now what names do you fine girls have?” You ask, trying to put your best pimp cane forward.

    “Lilith!” The slaaenesh loli yells before the other two can speak.

    “Ugh… Little brat… I’m Kaleshi.” The khornette growls.

    “My name is Nyx, hun.” The nurglette smiles at you.

    “Nice to meet you all.” You say before taking another drink.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/10/11(Sat)16:15 No.17168501
    The three girls look between each other again. This is too coincidental, they have to be talking to each other somehow.

    “Well Max,” Keleshi finally turns back to you.

    “What is it you feel like doing?”

    [ ] Challenge Khorne to a game of beer pong

    [ ] Take the girls to the dance floor

    [ ] Get tanked with the big N
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)16:18 No.17168534
    [ ] Take the girls to the dance floor
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)16:19 No.17168542
    Girls, dance. Of course.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)16:20 No.17168555
    rolled 4 = 4

    Drink with nurgle, show them how the guard does things.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)16:20 No.17168559
    Oh Fuck yes

    >[ ] Take the girls to the dance floor

    Boogey time
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)16:21 No.17168565
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    [x] Take the girls to the dance floor
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)16:24 No.17168607
    Also, whyever we want to do bother big N or big K. Though it might be fun asking Isha for tips to handle a certain tsunseer. But later, after we have fun with the daemonettes.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/10/11(Sat)16:32 No.17168697
    “Uhh, you girls want to go dance?” You ask, gesturing with a thumb over to the floor.

    The stage is massive, sprawling. You could fit several baneblades on that stage. A plethora of colored lights flash and pulse as the music blares.

    “But Lilith doesn’t know HOW to dance!” The little daemonette protests.

    “You’ll be fine, dear.” Nyx assures her.

    You feel a flutter in your stomach as they take you in hand and lead you over to the massive mob of dancing daemonettes and various warp entities. The last time you danced was at your guardsman graduation ceremony. Your last dance being with a very large and very angry ogryn girl who gave you the choice of a dance or being clubbed in the head, dragged to her bunk, and snu snued roughly all night.

    You had chosen to dance.

    Suddenly, the terrifying hulk of Khorne himself lurches in front of you and you stop, dead in your tracks.

    “ARE YOU HAVING FUN MY SWEET LITTLE SKULL FLOWER?!” He roars, smashing a chair into dust which than ignites and flames out into ash.

    Kaleshi smiles at him before jumping up and planting a little kiss on his cheek.

    “I’M HAVING A GREAT TIME!” She yells back at him.

    With that, the god looks you over, nods as though he doesn’t have much of a choice, and wanders off to find more “BOOZE FOR THE BOOZE GOD!”

    “…Wait, I thought you guys were sisters?” You ask, very confused now.

    “Well we are, silly. See, technically daemonettes are made when a chaos god eja…”

    You hold up a hand, cutting Nyx off.

    “On second thought, don’t really want to know the details.”
    The four of you finally make it to the dance floor, which you step on with a bit of a trepidation. Well, here goes nothing…

    Roll 1d20 for dance skills
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)16:34 No.17168723
    rolled 10 = 10

    ....OH BOY
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)16:35 No.17168733
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)16:36 No.17168740
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    rolled 16 = 16

    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)16:36 No.17168744

    >> mick824 12/10/11(Sat)16:36 No.17168750
    rolled 7 = 7

    dang it, now i got Boogie Wonderland running through my head
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)16:37 No.17168751
    dice+1d20 bro
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)16:37 No.17168752
    >Attempt 2
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)16:37 No.17168759
    rolled 11 = 11

    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)16:38 No.17168767
    rolled 14 = 14

    Thanks, broski.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)16:39 No.17168774
    rolled 16 = 16

    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/10/11(Sat)16:39 No.17168780
    Thread 1 - Sorita: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17067317/

    Thread 2 - Farseer: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17073735/

    Thread 3 - Tau: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17095883/

    Thread 4 - Death and Party: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17116254/

    STILL keep forgetting to link these in the OP
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)16:40 No.17168783
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    rolled 16 = 16

    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)16:41 No.17168796
    rolled 19 = 19

    ...we're on a date with Khorne's daughter?
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)16:41 No.17168800
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    rolled 13 = 13

    Don't worry, whiskey bro will make our dancing all the better.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)16:42 No.17168807
    rolled 16 = 16

    Good rolls so far. I hope this doesn't jinx it.

    ...It did, didn't it.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)16:44 No.17168820
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    rolled 2 = 2

    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)16:44 No.17168826
    Cut that shit out!
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)16:44 No.17168828
    It's like magic
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)16:45 No.17168829
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    rolled 14 = 14

    Let show these bitches up.
    >> Fireman Prime 12/10/11(Sat)16:52 No.17168892
    rolled 16 = 16

    Beats for the Beat God, Breaks for the Break Throne.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/10/11(Sat)16:54 No.17168911
    The beat is dropping, lasers are soaring above you through a haze of fog.

    You swallow hard, why are you more nervous now than when you were staring fucking ABBADON in the face as you charged him with a sword?

    Alright man, gotta play it smooth here. Is all you can keep telling yourself.

    You aren’t forced to show your hand, however, as your three dates take the lead for you.

    This is almost too much fun to believe. Dancing had never been something you had sought out, but nothing you shied away from either. But now, with these three eagerly swaying and grinding on you…

    The music stops, the lights stop, the lasers stop. The crowd hovers on the silence, expectantly.

    With overwhelming force it restarts as noise marines pop out of the ground near the DJ and start playing along with the music.

    “YOU KNOW, UNDER NORMAL CIRCUMSTANCES, YOUR BRAIN WOULD MELT FROM THAT SOUND!” Kaleshi cheers happily as she jumps onto you, wrapping her legs around your waist, and leaning until she is upside-down.

    Nyx is grinding hard on your leg, her eyes closed in bliss as she dances. She looks like she is really enjoying herself.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/10/11(Sat)16:55 No.17168918
    Lilith, meanwhile, has taken to flailing around madly. Other dancers have to back out of her way as she thrashes and kicks around the dance floor, giggling excitedly.

    You are getting a bit taken with the music now, the crowd, the noise. Now you really start letting yourself loosen up as you grab the two older sisters and dance with them. They both look happy you finally came around.

    “I’MMA LET YOU NOISE MARINES FINISH, BUT ITS TIME TO SLOW THIS FUCKER DOWN A BIT!” The DJ, a massive unclean one with a shirt reading “Sir Decay” yells over the mic.

    [ ] Slow dance with Nyx

    [ ] Slow dance with Kaleshi

    [ ] Try to find Lilith and dance with her
    >> Fireman Prime 12/10/11(Sat)16:56 No.17168931
    [X] Try to find Lilith and dance with her
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)16:57 No.17168939
    Fuck you Papa-N
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)16:57 No.17168945
    [ ] Slow dance with Kaleshi
    I touch her with my junk.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)16:58 No.17168949
    [X] Slow dance with Kaleshi

    -4 STR, it's tradition.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)16:58 No.17168960
    [ ] Try to find Lilith and dance with her
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:00 No.17168973
    Mai waifu ;_;
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:00 No.17168976
    [ ] Slow dance with Nyx
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:01 No.17168978
    go for nyx
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:03 No.17168999
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:03 No.17169002
    [ ] Slow dance with Kaleshi
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:03 No.17169007
    rolled 5 = 5

    [x] FIND LILITH.
    You have to make it up to her somehow.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:03 No.17169008
    [X] Slow dance with Kaleshi
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:05 No.17169027
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:06 No.17169039
    rolled 12 = 12

    [X] Slow dance with Nyx

    [X] Slow dance with Kaleshi

    [X] Try to find Lilith and dance with her

    The only right awnser
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:06 No.17169043
    Half vote for Kaleshi and nyx
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:09 No.17169062
    rolled 6 = 6

    [X] Slow dance with Nyx

    [X] Slow dance with Kaleshi

    [X] Try to find Lilith and dance with her

    Correct answer clearly
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/10/11(Sat)17:13 No.17169094
    “Hah!” Nyx says, wiping off her face as best she can.

    “I need to go cool off a bit, it’s way too hot out here.”

    And with that, she leaves you alone with the khornette, who’s eyes turn to you.

    “Guess it’s just us…” You shrug.

    “…mmm…” She barely answers, biting her bottom lip and looking away.

    You didn’t know a khornette could blush, her cheeks glowing an even darker red. Its… Pretty damn cute, you are forced to admit.

    “Shall we?” You ask, holding out your right hand to her.

    Kaleshi looks at it with uncertainty, before lowering her head and refusing to make eye contact. She mumbles something.


    “I… I don’t know how.” She finally answers, blushing even harder.

    “Don’t worry, I won’t let you look bad.” You smile sincerely and take her by the hand.

    With ample hesitation, she follows you. Gathering as much smoothness as you can muster you place your hands on her waist and show her where to put hers. She does so, but still adamantly refuses to look you in the eyes.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/10/11(Sat)17:21 No.17169175
    The song is slow, but sweet rather than mournful. You don’t think too hard on it, nor the crowd around you. Your gaze is fixed firmly on the now shy khornette who killed you but several hours ago. And you are enjoying every second of it.

    So wrapped up are you, that you don’t even notice as the crowd backs off around you, leaving just you and her alone on the massive dance floor.

    “Hah! Hey Max, we’re the only ones dancing!” Kaleshi exclaims, trembling as she looks around to the crowd who is watching you two.

    “Don’t worry about them, just loosen up and have some fun.” You tell her, though in the back of your mind panic bells are sounding and the Admiral is demanding status reports.

    Finally, her eyes move up from their focal point of boring through your chest, and meet your own. She looks terrified, but maybe a bit happy too?

    You lead her though the whole song, dancing as best as you know how.

    Sir Decay dabs his eyes with a soggy brown cloth and a noise marine looks at him, puzzled.

    “It’s just fucking beautiful, man.” He answers as he turns back to watch you and Kaleshi dance.

    After what seems like an eternity, a new song fades in and one by one the crowd rejoins you. Kaleshi sighs heavily in relief.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/10/11(Sat)17:23 No.17169191
    “That was, without a doubt, the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever done.” She admits as she grabs your hand and leads you over to the closest bar, ordering herself the same drink as earlier with the addition of ice.

    “You did really well.” You tell her.

    “Hmmm…” Is all she says in response.

    A minute or so goes by as she rapidly sucks down the drink.
    “Well, I’m going to go find those other two idiots and get cleaned up a bit. Here.” She says, thrusting something into your hands.

    “Be there in an hour.”

    And with that, she disappears out of sight.

    You look down and open your hand. Resting in your palm is what appears to be a room key, etched with glowing demonic letters that reads “Suite 66”.

    Well, looks like you have an hour to burn.

    [ ] Accept a gift from Slaanesh

    [ ] Steel your nerves at the bar

    [ ] Doomrider
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:25 No.17169210
    rolled 15 = 15

    [ ] Accept a gift from Slaanesh

    [ ] Steel your nerves at the bar

    [X] Doomrider
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:25 No.17169211

    Mother. Fucking. Doomrider.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:25 No.17169217
    >[X] Doomrider

    We didn't even get a chance to thank him for saving our ass.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:25 No.17169219
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    >just found this thread
    Oh hell yes!
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:25 No.17169221
    [X] Doomrider
    always the right answer
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:25 No.17169223
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    Why do you even ask?
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:27 No.17169240
    This is easy.
    NA NA NA
    >> Fireman Prime 12/10/11(Sat)17:27 No.17169243
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    [X] Doomrider
    Thank him again for his service to the cause of partying hard.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/10/11(Sat)17:31 No.17169288
    Before you can decide what to do, you feel a heavy gauntlet land on your shoulder.


    Doomrider’s flaming head lowers into view, grinning madly.

    “Doomrider! My man!” You shout, as he bro-fists you.

    The drug fiend biker takes the seat next to you, and lights up what looks like a cigarette.

    “So, how goes it? Looks like you and the blood god’s kid had some fun out there.” He leans back as he takes a slow draw.

    “Yeah, she’s actually a lot sweeter than you would think.” You can’t help but grin as you think about it.

    “Glad to hear you’re having a good time. I beat that fucker Slaanesh and he’s dodging me because he refuses to pay up on the bet.”

    Wait the fuck out, is Doomrider being chill as fuck right now?

    “Hey Doomrider, you aren’t normally this chill, what gives?” You ask, taking a sip of another whiskey.

    Doomrider exhales, a cloud of vibrant green smoke rising from his teeth.

    “Yeah, purified Eldar souls.” He says, holding out the joint.

    “Want to give it a try?”

    [ ] Yeah sure

    [ ] NOPE
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:32 No.17169300
    Eldar are dicks.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:33 No.17169310
    Sure why not
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:34 No.17169313
    rolled 3 = 3

    [x] NOPE
    >> Fireman Prime 12/10/11(Sat)17:34 No.17169315
    [X] Yeah sure
    Max gives no fucks about the consequences or
    DO IT.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:34 No.17169316
    >[X] NOPE

    "Nah man, I've got a girl back in reality. I think she would be really pissed off by this. And I mean actually angry, instead of the spiel she usually throws."
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:34 No.17169328
    Toking up with Doomrider?
    Not like the majority of Eldar would see the consumption of Human souls as a problem

    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:34 No.17169330
    think of the tsun. she know's all!
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:35 No.17169332
    [ ] nope
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:35 No.17169337
    rolled 9 = 9


    Esh can tell what we are doing at least some of the time!
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:35 No.17169341
    no no no, negative doomrider. more for you.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:35 No.17169342
    Oh yes Esh.

    Wait she knows what's happening?
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:36 No.17169345
    [x] NOPE
    [x] NOPE
    [x] NOPE
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:36 No.17169347
    very much so.
    >> mick824 12/10/11(Sat)17:36 No.17169353
    [x ] NOPE
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:36 No.17169355
    Esh already knows we're getting down with the spawn of Slaanesh, let's go all the way.

    Smoke dem souls.
    >> Fireman Prime 12/10/11(Sat)17:37 No.17169356
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    They're lost souls, anyway. A good, pragmatic Eldar wouldn't see any trouble with it since it was beyond redemption anyway.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:37 No.17169362

    She's been using her farseer'ness to spy on us. let doomrider keep the eldar soul joint for himself
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/10/11(Sat)17:37 No.17169364
    Esh will have no knowledge of whether or not you try it.

    Either choice nets you a secret bonus.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:38 No.17169369
    toke it up with doomrider.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:38 No.17169370
    well, that and we want to be sober and ready for our khornette in the hour
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:38 No.17169376
    i have a feeling that if we take Doomrider offer we will passout
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/10/11(Sat)17:40 No.17169382
    you won't pass out and the high only lasts 5 minutes with zero negative after effects
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:40 No.17169384
    Smoke souls, become Eldar.
    >> Black Templar Initiate Rawwen 12/10/11(Sat)17:40 No.17169392

    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:40 No.17169393
    We smoke the fucking souls brah.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:41 No.17169396
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:41 No.17169399
    Well, seeing as you seem intent on getting us to smoke dem souls by saying nothing bad could POSSIBLY happen.
    Smoke souls.
    Not like Max has given a fuck up to this point.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:41 No.17169406
    Well, here's the question:

    If we smoke those souls, would we slave them from being consumed by Slaanesh? As far as I know, an Eldar would consider everything better than that.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:42 No.17169413
    rolled 19 = 19

    Leave the souls alone, we have a khornette to give us our high.
    >> mick824 12/10/11(Sat)17:42 No.17169420
    i get the feeling that she'll somehow detect the smell of eldar souls on us
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:44 No.17169434
    This is a good point.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:45 No.17169440
    I think it's 50/50, so I'll be the tie breaker:

    Max could use a smoke.
    He's had some pretty intense days.
    Even if that smoke is made from souls.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:45 No.17169442
    rolled 1 = 1

    1. Smoke dat shit
    2. Respectfully decline due to Max being a Mormon
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:45 No.17169446
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:46 No.17169454
    This is a bad idea with regards to getting it on with esh, lets leave that shit be.

    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:46 No.17169456
    Hey, hey, hey, smoke souls 'erry day.

    420 for life, yo.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:47 No.17169463
    The dice have spoken. We're getting stoned with Doomrider.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:47 No.17169466
    Mutha fuckin' comissar's in the house, yo.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:47 No.17169472
    smoke it mate
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:48 No.17169476
    Don't do it man.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:48 No.17169481
    Smoke it.
    Don't you want to be cool like Doomrider?
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:48 No.17169482
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:48 No.17169483
    "Going to have to decline Broseidon, girls back home would likely have my guts for it"
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:49 No.17169492
    Don't do it man...
    I have a bad feeling about this deal
    >> mick824 12/10/11(Sat)17:49 No.17169493
    who's keeping track of the votes?
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/10/11(Sat)17:49 No.17169496
    >believing the guy trying to pressure you into SMOKING SOULS

    “…Well… It isn’t every day you get a chance to try something like that.” You admit, accepting the glowing purple j.

    With a bit of hesitation, you slowly inhale.

    The voices of ten thousand Eldar crying out in tremendous pain fills every inch of your mind. All of your senses blank out, it feels like you are spinning at a million miles an hour.

    Suddenly you are perched atop a landraider as it hits a hill and goes roaring up, flying into the air.


    You sail about the galaxy on the tank, vibrant colors flashing and spinning all around you.

    Just as quickly as it began, so does it end.

    “Dude WHAT?”

    Doomrider grins.

    “Pretty crazy shit right?”

    “Yeah…” You admit. Your head feels very strange, somehow… More perceptive?
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:51 No.17169524
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    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:52 No.17169532
    You had us do that regardless what we voted for, right?
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:52 No.17169539
    Esh is going to kill us.
    >> Fireman Prime 12/10/11(Sat)17:53 No.17169543
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    rolled 43 = 43

    >You sail about the galaxy on the tank, vibrant colors flashing and spinning all around
    >> mick824 12/10/11(Sat)17:53 No.17169547
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    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:54 No.17169571
    I presume both has their perils. Smoke it, because: 1) Papa-N clearly wants to write it 2) I have no idea what the other option entails and thus causing negligible interest in comparison with the choice already detailed

    Smoke (purified!) Eldar soul. Maybe we get insight on Eldar thought pattern. Maybe we get Eldar nightmares.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:55 No.17169572
    Too bad for her, we're already dead.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:55 No.17169574
    Most of us voted to toke it.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:57 No.17169589
    I ended up counting 17 to 15 votes in favour of not smoking it.

    So, no. That assumption does not hold.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:57 No.17169592
    rolled 5 = 5

    You're assuming we're not going to get better

    >Implying there was no samefagging
    But the point is moot now.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:57 No.17169597
    Max Decarius, Pimp of the Imperium.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:58 No.17169598
    I'm going to have to start following this quest.
    What the high flying heresy of awesome is going on in this thread?
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/10/11(Sat)17:59 No.17169617
    “Did that… Do something to me?” You ask, a bit afraid as it feels as though your mind has begun to stretch.

    Doomrider shrugs as he takes another drag.

    “No idea, no human’s ever done Eldar before.”


    Still, the feeling isn’t a BAD one, just very different.

    “I’m not going to die though, am I?”

    Doomrider looks over and laughs at your question, shaking his head and barely managing to take another hit.

    “You’re in here already, aren’t you man? Quit freaking out, everything will be cool.”

    You are staring very intently at the glass in front of you,
    making sure you have a firm grasp on reality… Though you admit, you aren’t sure if the warp counts as reality.

    Your body lurches as you sneeze unexpectedly.

    The glass in front of you shatters into pieces without having been touched.

    Doomrider cracks up, shaking from the laughter so hard he fucks up and starts coughing up plumes of green.

    What did that stuff DO?
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:00 No.17169625
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    Guess it's chooo-chooo time.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:00 No.17169628
    Read the other four threads, that is some hilarioius shit (also xenos ass, xenos ass errywhere)
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:00 No.17169630
    Ask if we can bring some along for the Daemonettes. Awaiting further posts, we still have about 3/4 of an hour for Max.

    Ask Khorne for tips to make Kaleshi happy. Wait to get beheaded.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:01 No.17169641
    oh god, lol...

    Have we toked our way into daemonic ascension?
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:01 No.17169643
    oh Fuck, we're a psyker now?
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:02 No.17169655
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    >> mick824 12/10/11(Sat)18:02 No.17169660

    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:03 No.17169665
    Don't be a bitch. Papa-N is taking time out of HIS day to write this nice story, and all you can do is whine about it. Fucking aspie.
    >> Black Templar Initiate Rawwen 12/10/11(Sat)18:05 No.17169685
    > Signs of being a psyker

    As a Black Templar, even if only an initiate under honored Grimgard Dunkel, I can only disapprove of this.

    However, this sin can be forgiven if the following actions are all in the Emperor's glorious will, as Master Grimgard keeps saying: "BITCHES! BITCHES ALL AROUND! LET THE GREAT PURGE COMMENCE!"
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:05 No.17169687
    Seconded. Papa-N has brighten my day everytime I read HL, I forgive him everything.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:05 No.17169688
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:05 No.17169689
    And all of us are taking time out of OUR day to play with him.

    It's like you have no idea how questing works.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:07 No.17169716
    Nice try, aspie. Go fail at social skills somewhere else. I think /v/ should be right up your alley.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:08 No.17169725
    Samefag who didn't want to toke it is mad.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:08 No.17169726
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    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/10/11(Sat)18:08 No.17169729
    “SLAANESH YOU FUCK! GET BACK HERE AND GIVE ME MY RAPE HANDS!” Doomrider screams and summons his motorcycle, roaring off in pursuit of the pleasure god, leaving you alone.

    The bartender looks at you dubiously as he cleans up your mess and sets another drink down in front of you, which you quickly down.

    You glance at the clock, half an hour has passed by.
    Imagining your good luck, as you turn over the room key in your hand, gives you a bit of your bearings back.

    Yeah you may have just inhaled a couple thousand psychers, but it probably won’t have any lasting and far reaching consequences… You can’t even assure yourself about that, as you explode the glass again.

    The bartender looks at you, and you get the feeling it's time to go.

    You've got about fifteen until you have to go find the room. You spend the time in a bathroom doing your best to get cleaned up a bit yourself. You notice you have got quite the start of a beard going on.

    [ ] clean shave

    [ ] shave neck, leave beard
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:09 No.17169738
    >implying there were more than 4 people voting
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:09 No.17169741
    >complaining about railroading
    >implying this has ever been a serious quest
    These threads are fueled by 100% rule of cool and random awesomeness.

    Take your butthurt elsewhere.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:10 No.17169745
    Clean shave. You are still a soldier of the Imperial Guard.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:10 No.17169746
    Mah man, lemme tell you, there are NO RAILS. When Papa-N wants you to do something, he justs drags you along.

    Do I care, warp NO. It has been a fun ride so far, even the bizzaro mode, so I'm not complaining, I'm enjoying the drag and just expecting for more in the future.

    Heresy for the Heretic Writefag! Love for the Love Seat!
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:10 No.17169750
    >[x] clean shave
    Hopefully it's mutual.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:10 No.17169751
    Shave neck, leave beard.
    Only way.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:10 No.17169754
    [X] shave neck, leave beard
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:11 No.17169760
    [x ] clean shave
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:11 No.17169761
    rolled 20 = 20

    Shave neck, leave beard.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:11 No.17169765
    Groomin standards. Clean shave.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:12 No.17169770
    >[ X] clean shave
    Eh, lets keep it clean here
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:12 No.17169776
    Clean shave.

    We may be a filthy depraved heretic, but I'll be damned if we're not a gentleman!
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:13 No.17169777
    [X] Shave neck, leave beard
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:13 No.17169783
    rolled 6 = 6

    Clean shave, you're soldier after all.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:14 No.17169790
    Commissar hat looks silly with a beard. And you will dress as a commissar once again.
    >> Iron Lung 12/10/11(Sat)18:15 No.17169806
    [X] clean shave
    Because we are a sophisticate as well as a fake Commissar.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:17 No.17169819
    clean shave
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:17 No.17169822
    [ ] clean shave

    being dead is no excuse, we have are the face of the imperial guard after all.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:17 No.17169826
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    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:18 No.17169831
    Doubly so for you, comrade.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:19 No.17169841
    Clean shaven.

    "Accidentally" nick self with the razor. Khornette won't be able to resist.
    >> Fireman Prime 12/10/11(Sat)18:19 No.17169843
    [X] Clean Shave
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:19 No.17169848
    Man, I was hoping that nat 20 to pop up on the foursome or for Emps banging Tzeentch (he's been a bro, I really want him to get a nat 20), but on a shaving?

    You gotta give us beard-thulu now, Papa-N. A beard so awesome big E and the Ruinous Powers all approved of it.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/10/11(Sat)18:21 No.17169865
    >people mad about smoking Eldar, getting psychy
    >anyone taking these threads seriously

    Fuck it, you are still a soldier after all. Hell, you give yourself a brazillian.


    A khorne berserker leans back from a urinal to give you a weird look.

    Ignoring him, you towel off and slap on some after shave.

    You are pretty tense at the thought of what is about to happen. You’ve never been with three girls at the same time, let alone three daemonettes. How long does a daemonette even last in bed? Can you even sate one of their thirsts let alone three?

    Shaking your head, you give yourself a pep talk in your head.

    “Cmon kid, you can do this shit, just remember everything I’ve taught you.” Creed says as he sprays some water in your mouth, his beady eyes fixed on your opponents.

    Looking over at the other side of the ring, three daemonettes all dancing around, mocking you.

    *Ding ding*

    You fist pump, you can do this shit.

    The card slides into the box on the door, and there is a faint click and a red symbol of khorne changes over to a green nurgle one.

    With a quick push, you enter the room and shut the door behind you.

    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:23 No.17169880
    Oh my indeed.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:23 No.17169882
    >How long does a daemonette even last in bed?
    For all eternity. No time in the Warp, and all that.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:23 No.17169889

    I feel like this needed some kind of training montage....
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:24 No.17169898
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:25 No.17169907
    rolled 18 = 18

    We will last an eternity in bed, the emperor wills it.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:26 No.17169925
    >/tg/ rolls 18 on a (presumably) sexual skills-roll
    >/tg/ is a master in bed
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:27 No.17169936
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:28 No.17169947

    Yeah, but sudden-TROMBE!
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:29 No.17169957
    We could use some music to set the mood.
    >> Cidolfas Orlandu, aka Thunder God Cid !gYjELVKQn6 12/10/11(Sat)18:30 No.17169979

    I like the cut of your jib, good sir.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:30 No.17169983
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    >> mick824 12/10/11(Sat)18:31 No.17169992
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    it seems we were thinking the same thing anon
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/10/11(Sat)18:32 No.17170004
    The three daemonettes are lounging around in their underwear, their hair still a bit damp, clearly they have all been in the shower. Each of them is staring right at you.

    “Oh? Lost the beard did you, shame. Though you do look, statuesque.” Nyx coos as she flips over onto her stomach, rotating one of her feet in the air.

    “Nice of you to join us.” Kaleshi says coolly from her seat on the bed. You notice she’s tried to boost her boobs even more and has done up her hair stylishly.

    Lilith is too busy playing vidya on the hologram to do anything but mutter something incoherent.

    Your heart is pumping furiously and the Inquisitor has awoken from his nap and grabbed his power sword, facing the daemons with the weapon bared right at them.

    “Oh!” Nyx exclaims when she sees it, faking embarrassment as she puts a hand to her cheek.

    Well, it isn’t fair to be the only one wearing their party garb.
    You strip off your suit until you’re wearing nothing but your golden boxers that shine in the sensual lighting. The hat stays too.

    “Ladies, who’s ready for their punishment first?” You manage, crossing your arms and ignoring the Inquisitor who is shaking and sputtering like a mad kroot tied to a tree.

    The three girls all look at each other again, you know they are discussing silently amongst themselves.

    [ ] Nyx

    [ ] Kaleshi

    [ ] Lilith
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:34 No.17170017
    [ ] Nyx
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:34 No.17170018
    I'm sure a nurglette would be most...

    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:35 No.17170023
    >They are discussing silently amongst themselves

    Not playing favourites. They can choose, everybody will get their turn.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:35 No.17170026
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    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:35 No.17170027
    >[x] Kaleshi
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:36 No.17170033
    [x] Lilith
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:36 No.17170034
    [X] Kaleshi
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/10/11(Sat)18:36 No.17170037
    inb4 trying to pick all 3

    >that comes after
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    >everybody will get their turn
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:37 No.17170044
    [X] Kaleshi
    [X] Kaleshi
    [X] Kaleshi
    [X] Kaleshi
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:37 No.17170047
    [ ] Lilith
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:37 No.17170054

    >The hat stays too.

    Fuck yes.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:37 No.17170055
    >[X] Lilith
    >> Fireman Prime 12/10/11(Sat)18:37 No.17170056
    [X] Nyx
    Let it commence.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:37 No.17170057
    rolled 13 = 13

    [x] Lilithcon
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:38 No.17170069
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:38 No.17170073
    rolled 6 = 6

    Let them decide
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:39 No.17170075
    [ ] Lilith
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:39 No.17170077

    >non pedo option
    slightly disappoint
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:39 No.17170079
    rolled 6 = 6

    [X] Kaleshi
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:40 No.17170094
    Let's wait. Letting the girls take the initiative has worked out rather well for us so far.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:40 No.17170095
    [X] Nyx

    [X] Kaleshi

    We have hands right?
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:40 No.17170099
    rolled 10 = 10

    [X] Nyx!
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:40 No.17170100
    rolled 8 = 8

    We're already in hell...might as well sin!

    [X] Lilith.

    Slaanesh knows best...
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:41 No.17170111
    rolled 1 = 1

    Hmmm, letting them decide seems the most fun
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:41 No.17170112
    Thinking we save Kaleshi for the for the finisher.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:41 No.17170116
    We'll start with the DFC and work our way up.

    So Lilith's the first to go.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:42 No.17170124
    Kaleshi should be last
    let's start with Lilith
    let's play a game if her if you know what i mean
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:43 No.17170130
    >most fun
    >rolls a 1

    I'm sorry, but trusting your rolls would be folly.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:44 No.17170133

    Making a daughter of Khorne wait and watch will only get her more worked up, and nobody would want sloppy seconds after we get it on with dat Nurglette.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:45 No.17170154
    rolled 14 = 14

    leave it up to the 'nettes
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:46 No.17170162
    rolled 8 = 8

    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:47 No.17170171
    rolled 12 = 12

    Forgot my dice.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:48 No.17170175
    rolled 7 = 7

    rolling for this
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:48 No.17170183
    rolled 16 = 16

    And then Lilith turns out to be a futanari...
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:48 No.17170184


    A daughter of Slaanesh would be the first to go, letting a Khornette get worked up and fiesty over watching the entire ordeal (from my understanding Khorne deeply hates Slaanesh, might translate with this situation.)

    Nurgle could just sit around and wait for it, and I'd expect the same from a Daughter of Nurgle. Only problem is the previous feelings from the first two might be finished on a downer, assuming she's mushy down there.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:50 No.17170196
    rolled 11 = 11


    Forgot my dice.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:50 No.17170206
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    We fuck the Inquisitor.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/10/11(Sat)18:51 No.17170210
    “It’s my turn first!” Lilith shouts, shoving the other two aside as she leaps at you. Two feet to the chest and you are knocked onto your back, landing hard on the bed.

    The eager little daemonette rips off your boxers and freezes, staring intently at your power sword.

    You watch as she gets close to it, looking it over as though it were some kind of scientific experiment. Her tongue reaches out slowly, and she gives it a lick.

    Its blatantly obvious, as she increases her licking and kissing, that she doesn’t really know what she’s doing. But the innocence is a massive turn on.

    Lilith takes as much as she can, which admittedly is more than you thought she would be able to, and starts going to town on it.

    You look down at her and notice she is obviously enjoying it, likely driven by some innate primal desire, but enjoying it nonetheless.

    She slurps as her mouth finally releases you, and the little daemonette crawls up until she’s hovering over you.

    Her face contorts in a mix of pleasure and pain as she lowers herself slowly, your power sword piercing her frontal armor with a STR10 attack.

    “Ahhh… So good…” She moans and before you know it, she’s rapidly picking up the pace. The tightness is beyond comprehension, and it quickly has you at the edge.

    Lilith puts her arms around you as you sit up and grab her hips to help her out. She’s panting heavily in your ear as she grinds herself around.

    “Ngh!” You feel her tense up suddenly than become instantly and incredibly relaxed.

    “Haaaah…” She moans, sinking down.

    Before you know it, she’s asleep. Leaving your Inquisitor very worked up and cranky.

    “Hmm, looks as though it’s my turn already.” Nyx smiles as she lifts the limp little daemon off of you and sets her on the rooms other bed.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:51 No.17170212

    >ywf Inquisitor = your penis
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:53 No.17170226
    rolled 1 = 1


    Whelp, time for me to fap.

    I wish Max luck on his conquests as the Pimp of The Imperium.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:55 No.17170239
    >rolled 1 = 1

    Congratulations, you'll probably manage to break your penis off. Or something.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:55 No.17170242
    I don't know whether to d'awww or fap...
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:57 No.17170261
    >rolling a 1
    >we're about to fuck Nyx
    Congrats, you've just given us space daemon AIDS.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:57 No.17170266
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    >Congratulations, you'll probably manage to break your penis off.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:59 No.17170282
    >your power sword piercing her frontal armor with a STR10 attack

    I lost it so fucking hard, well played OP
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:03 No.17170323
    I hit you. I penetrate you. You're immobilized.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/10/11(Sat)19:05 No.17170338
    Nyx pushes you back down to the bed as she unhinges her bra and lets her massive gifts of nurgle out for you to see.

    They are quite glorious.

    She gives you a bit of a show as she bends over and slowly pulls off her panties, revealing the heresy underneath.

    Nyx sees you watching intently and giggles.

    “Don’t worry Commissar, I won’t leave you so indisposed.”

    She lays down on the bed and pulls you over on top of her.
    Still wet and worked up from the appetizer, the Inquisitor dives into the main course.

    Though not as innocently tight as her sister, she is still beyond what you had expected. Completely not according to plan, she yelps in pain.

    “Huh?” You freeze, worried you really screwed something up.

    Nyx blushes and runs her fingers lightly along your back.

    “Sorry…” She mumbles, “It’s my first time.”

    You keep going as she pulls you closer, making sure to take it easy on her this time. You had always expected a nurglette to be dripping, disgusting, and smelly, but none of those is the case.

    Nyx makes sweet little noises as you slowly start to increase your speed, you can feel her starting to pull you in faster and faster.

    Her nails dig into you a bit and she stares into your eyes. She looks incredible, and very happy.

    “Oh Max…” She groans, closing her eyes. You catch the signal and thrust harder and faster. Nyx is pushing herself up into you now, and one of her hands reaches behind her head and grabs the sheet.

    “I-I’m…!” But she doesn’t have time to finish before you feel her insides pulsate and her back arches in delight. She stays like that for several seconds, before lowering herself back onto the bed with a satisfied sigh.

    “Your turn.” She says coyly, before pushing you out mischievously.

    [ ] titfuck

    [ ] BJ

    [ ] Doggy

    [ ] Hershey highway
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:07 No.17170350
    [X] titfuck

    Those funbags must be purged!
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:07 No.17170353
    >[X] Doggy

    Time to make half-demons...
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:08 No.17170358
    >[x] titfuck
    I don't fancy that myself much, but come on! We can't ignore dem titties.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:08 No.17170360
    >revealing the heresy underneath.

    Papa N. you're the best :)
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:09 No.17170364
    rolled 12 = 12

    [ ] Hershey highway
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:09 No.17170366
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:09 No.17170367
    Doggy style.
    Are we a pimp or not?
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:09 No.17170370
    rolled 8 = 8

    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:11 No.17170382
    Dig dawg, dawgy dog.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:11 No.17170385
    rolled 10 = 10

    heresy highway! we've come so far!
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:11 No.17170390
    rolled 1 = 1

    [X] titfuck
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:12 No.17170394
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    >against n der ass
    Captcha seems to be opposed to doing it in the ass.

    But dem daemonic titties are surely fine.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:12 No.17170396
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:12 No.17170398
    This is the saddest thread.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:13 No.17170401
    What's a hershey highway?
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:13 No.17170403
    [X] Doggy

    The heresy underneath must be PURGED FURTHER.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:14 No.17170408
    No fun allowed, huh?
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:15 No.17170413
    You raise a salient point, good sir. But I contend you are a massive faggot.

    Begone posthaste.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:15 No.17170417
    Chocolate starfish territory
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:15 No.17170419
    Actually, >>17166657

    beats this one by a wide margin.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:15 No.17170422
    You see Guardsman, when a good, Emperor-fearing citizen and his wife want to have sex in the missionary position, but the man forgot his Emperor Protects (tm) condoms, sometimes he sticks it in the hole that you poop from. And that's heretical.
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 12/10/11(Sat)19:17 No.17170433

    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:18 No.17170438
    Can't choose, want all. But there's still Kaleshi and the free for all...

    Hershey Highway. Play with the funbags.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:18 No.17170442
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/10/11(Sat)19:19 No.17170447
    “My turn.” You answer, flipping her over onto her knees and ramming yourself home. She yells out startled, but doesn’t protest.

    You grab hold of her luscious ass as you drive your sword as deeply into the void as you can. The world around you is faded out and you can feel the warp overtaking you.

    With one last slam you give into chaos. Sending your marines into the very center of evil.

    Forgetting to ask about the consequences you rapid fire your plasma cannon. Nyx continues working the gun until it stops shooting.

    “Hey… Nyx?” You ask, now a bit worried.

    “Don’t worry about it.” She eases your fears, “Daemonettes can only get preggers if they WANT to.”

    Well that’s good to hear.

    You suddenly realize you don’t see Kaleshi anymore…
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:21 No.17170463
    >You suddenly realize you don’t see Kaleshi anymore
    We're going to get chain-axed again, aren't we?

    Shouldn't have made her wait...
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/10/11(Sat)19:22 No.17170468
    “BY KHORNE, WHY AREN’T WE FUCKING YET!?” Kaleshi shoves Nyx to the side with a bare foot.

    Maybe she isn’t all rage and hate, you think to yourself, as you notice her finger and toe nails are painted yellow. Honestly, that is kind of cute.

    She grabs you and shoves you into a chair.

    “You had better not screw this up for me, mortal.” She says as she drops down to her knees.

    She is looking right in your eyes as she grabs a hold of your plasma cannon, which is getting hot again. Oh Emprah is it getting hot.

    Your Inquisitor, though intrigued at the prospect of investigating the perils of the warp, is a bit unnerved at the khornette’s fangs. You can’t blame him really, one hit from those ignores all saves.

    Though there isn’t much time to think about it before she drives herself all the way down to your hips, your two little squigs getting an introduction to her chin.

    This is way different than anything you’ve experienced before. Her tongue lashes at you violently, but it’s smooth and wet so the feeling is beyond words.

    You have quickly forgotten about her teeth, as you haven’t felt a single fang scrape your power armor. Her mouth is hot, matching her temperament, but it isn’t unpleasant in the least.

    Instinctively your hand moves down to her bobbing head and you run your fingers through her blinding white hair. It turns a bit strange when you bump up against one of her horns, and she stops to look at you quizzically.

    “Don’t… don’t touch those.” She mumbles through the side of her mouth.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:25 No.17170483
    Shit just got real.
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    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:25 No.17170488
    >“Don’t… don’t touch those.”

    You know, one could write several paragraphs about how our character should react to this.

    Or one could post this:
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/10/11(Sat)19:26 No.17170493
    Her pace quickens and your Inquisitor is struggling against all the powers of chaos which are attempting to force him to press the “exterminatus” button, but he refuses to give in, though he can’t hold out much longer under such a brutal attack.

    Kaleshi looks up at you, one eye closed from the strain of her pace and the depth of your power weapon.

    “Fuah!” She releases you, spit oozing down her lip in a long strand.

    “Now it’s time for some real fun!” She says excitedly.

    The khornette smirks at you, and you can’t help but smile back.

    She giggles cutely as she reaches under the chair, and pulls out a thin obsidian looking knife.

    With one quick slash, she separates your Inquisitor and his two servo skulls from their flagship.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:26 No.17170495
    Thanks Papa-N. You are the best.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:27 No.17170501
    My word this in hilarious.
    Your turns of phrase are quite brilliant, old chap.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:27 No.17170503
    We're in the warp. Let's simply grow a new one and continue.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:28 No.17170507

    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:28 No.17170508
    >Suddenly a knife
    >Suddenly Blade Play
    Should have seen this one coming
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    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:28 No.17170512
    you're such a tease. quit fooling around and get with the lovin'! I'm almost there!
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:29 No.17170516
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:29 No.17170520
    It's ok, we're in the warp.

    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:31 No.17170530
    >she separates your Inquisitor and his two servo skulls from their flagship.
    That reminds me of that one hentai manga were the guy had a detachable cock-and-balls that three dominant female classmates use-...
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:32 No.17170539

    Oh god that thing end
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/10/11(Sat)19:32 No.17170542
    Your mind replays it again and again, over and over as nanoseconds tick by. The scene vivid but unreal in your head. There’s no way, that didn’t actually happen. Can’t be.

    You don’t feel any pain, true, but looking down…

    Yep, it’s definitely not there.

    Only there isn’t some gaping wound either, just flat nothingness, as if there had never truly been anything there to begin with.

    Stranger still, as the khornette grins maliciously and licks the tip of your severed goods…

    You can still feel everything.

    You spasm in your chair as Kaleshi thrusts your sword to its hilt yet again, she can barely keep one eye open as she struggles to bury it ever deeper. Despite the horror of the situation, you are still on the verge of losing your heresy juice.

    “Hah!” She says victoriously as she withdraws it from her mouth.

    “I knew you were ready to blow early, and I’m far from finished with you, human. This way, you can’t climax until I feel merciful enough to let you!”

    With that, she plops down on all fours and turns so her ass faces you. Smooth, firm, you would normally appreciate this view. Under circumstances where you hadn’t just been “cut off” as it were.

    The khornette takes your bolter in hand, still dripping from her oral assault, and plunges it into her warp.

    “Wha!” You can’t stop yourself as you convulse in pleasure. The sensations somehow flowing into you despite the… Separation anxiety.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:32 No.17170544

    Ok, thank you.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:33 No.17170548
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    what the SHIT
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:33 No.17170549
    I find this relevant
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:34 No.17170554
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    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:34 No.17170558
    Would you mind...ahh...telling me the name of that manga?
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:35 No.17170564
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    I feel the need to roll for san loss IRL.

    This is truly the strangest, most delicious thread in a long time.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:36 No.17170571
    Holy shit, I was RIGHT about that!?
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:37 No.17170575

    Sei So Tsui Dan Sha
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:38 No.17170586
    >seperation anxiety

    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:38 No.17170587
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/10/11(Sat)19:40 No.17170604
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    I just hope I'm not alienating anyone with this shit. Next thread will be back to more shenanigans and less fapfic.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:41 No.17170609
    I'm f5ing harder than I ever have, Max deserved a break.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:41 No.17170610
    What? But you can't end it now!?
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:43 No.17170622
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    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/10/11(Sat)19:43 No.17170629
    If Kaleshi’s mouth was hot, her sweet daemon hole is burning. Despite the rough and tumble front she puts on, her body is soft and pleasant, especially the inside.

    The red skinned warp girl starts moaning quietly, her face against the chaos-star patterned floor, as she works your very confused but very aroused Inquisitor, grinding him around inside of her.

    “Ahh… This is so much better than just doing it myself, the other girls were right.”

    She stops, abruptly, and turns her head to look at you. Her eyes are wide and her face is quite in shock.

    “Didn’t mean to say that out loud?” You inquire, trying to put up a brave front despite your current predicament.

    The khornette’s face regains its angry demeanor, but she can’t hide her flush cheeks.

    “Stupid mortal, I was being kind to you earlier, but now… NO MERCY!”

    Your back arches and you cry out as she plunges you back in as hard and deep as she can fit it. This feeling… You can even feel your little sacs of love slapping into her juicy ass as the khornette ravages herself, her hips getting into the motion and actually pushing back to meet each thrust.

    She isn’t making any effort to stifle her moans now, and the lewd yet somehow innocent sounds make the fact you literally cannot pull the trigger all the more frustrating.

    You can tell Kaleshi is getting close to her limit now, her eyes clamped shut and her breath shallow and fast as she uses you as quickly as her hand allows.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:44 No.17170631
    No, it's quite alright.

    I remember a day when half the front page was undisguised erotic writefag threads. Though times have changes, I remain confident in my knowledge that a still more glorious fap awaits.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:45 No.17170642
    Recapture the inquisitor and press the attack!
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 12/10/11(Sat)19:45 No.17170646
    This sooo fucked up...

    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/10/11(Sat)19:51 No.17170695
    She stands up quickly, backs up to you, and plops down on your lap.

    There is a faint red glow and a hiss, and you suddenly find yourself whole again. Thank the Emprah, that was fucking terrifying.

    You get the hint and grapple her back onto the ground. She growls at you as she lays on her stomach, looking up at you menacingly, but you know she’s enjoying it.

    “RAAAAAAHHH…~ahhh~!” She cries out of the blue and grabs another chair leg before winging the whole thing across the room where it shatters against the wall. Daemonic warp energy sparks and crackles across the floor, knocking pictures off of the wall and tipping over a dresser.

    She’s breathing heavily and looks very flustered now.

    “Did you just…”

    “I did.” She snaps before you can finish.

    Well, whatever, you aren’t done yet. In the chaos you seem to have come disengaged from assault, so you move back to go into BtB combat. You thrust your power weapon forward, ignoring all armor saves this time.

    Suddenly Kahleshi jumps and yells in surprise, arching her back and whipping her head around to look back at you. Her face a mixture of shock and horror.

    You look down and quickly realize your mistake.

    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:51 No.17170696
    Whatever happened to those threads anyway? Those and monstergirl threads. Those were an integral part of /tg/. Did some mod get power hungry and decide /tg/ shouldn't have any of those anymore?
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:54 No.17170711
    Basically. The mods aren't so bad anymore, but for a while they were absolutely tyrannical. Most of the best posters left and dispersed to various other forums.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:54 No.17170714

    now rub her horns! they're obviously her weak spot, and he needs some payback for separating us from our Inquisitor.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:56 No.17170729
    >Most of the best posters left

    Have you ever been to tgchan?

    And tg managed to scare quite a lot of good posters off by itself, just look at the tau quest thread that's currently on and you'll see why we don't get nice stuff from The Scientist anymore.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:59 No.17170740
    They got excessive - half the front page is a good example - and steps were taken, largely in response to a user outcry. There was a time when we had such a glut of quest threads that one out of three would get saged or trolled into oblivion, too. People tend not to react well to an absolute ordinance of any one particular thing.

    The mod cracked down on porn and frankly, I got no issues with that. There are places to get it and just get it. I had issues with the mod's behaviour for a few months but it's been calmed down for quite a long while now.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:59 No.17170742

    Those guys are basically babyfurs.

    Yet they remain on new /tg/ while the old folk has vanished.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/10/11(Sat)20:03 No.17170772
    …She doesn’t seem amused.

    Not that it matters, your already finished, and you fall back onto the floor, exhausted.

    “You didn’t…” She asks.

    “I DID.”

    “Ugh… Gross.” Kaleshi sighs in what you think is mock annoyance.

    The dirty deed done and the fun times winding down, the girls let you shower off first, despite your protests.

    After which, they kick you out so they can get cleaned up, telling you to be back in another hour.

    You step back into the party, now severely diminished. Doomrider is chatting up what two daemonettes, while still looking around, Slaanesh must have escaped.

    Taking the seat next to him as the daemonettes leave to go back to the dance floor, you down a whole Nidade in one gulp.

    “HAD YOUR FUN DID YOU?!” Doomrider asks, back to his usual self as he helps himself to seven needles of some strange glowing blue concoction.

    “Can’t say I didn’t.” You respond, reaching for another drink.

    “SO MORTAL, DID YOU DECIDE ON A DATE YET?” He cackles madly.



    You drop the blue sports drink, as your jaw hits the floor.

    aaaand probably calling it here for the night.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)20:04 No.17170776
    >differentiating between furries and babyfurs.
    That's like discerning shit by taste.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)20:05 No.17170783
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)20:05 No.17170787

    "In that case, everything went much better than expected."
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)20:05 No.17170792
    Come on, these threads seen to be getting shorter and shorter.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)20:06 No.17170800
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    It's time...

    It's time...

    It's ready...
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)20:07 No.17170804
    Surely you stick around after the main quest to see what happens next.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)20:08 No.17170817
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    iirc, he got more irl shit to do these last two threads.
    Papa-N, I thank ye kindly for your hilarious shenanigans. Also fap-bait.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)20:10 No.17170834
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/10/11(Sat)20:13 No.17170859
    sorry, 8pm is my gym time generally and I need some chow

    have been writefaggin for 4 hours now

    Monday you guys can decide if you want a home cooked eldar dinner, purge some heretics with the bolter bitch, etc
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)20:15 No.17170867
    I will be waiting.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/10/11(Sat)20:29 No.17170993
    Tzeentch looked at the Emperor anxiously.

    "Y-you had better take responsibility..." She stammers as she puts her hands on her slightly bulging stomach.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)20:30 No.17171004
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)20:31 No.17171011
    rolled 19 = 19

    rollin for miscarriage
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)20:32 No.17171017
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    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/10/11(Sat)20:42 No.17171095
    not sure how I feel about this.....

    Emprah/tzeentch kid Y/N?
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)20:43 No.17171101
    Calling it now; their child turns out to be Max and they send him, as a baby, back in time to start this chain of events.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)20:44 No.17171108
    Yes, because this >>17171101
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)20:46 No.17171121
    yes. roll be damned, this is great.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/10/11(Sat)20:56 No.17171168
    "You can't possibly mean..." The Emperor staggers back.

    Tzeentch, blushing, nods her head repeatedly.

    Well this is certainly going to cut into his board time.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)21:01 No.17171218
    Is this archived yet?

    If not, it needs to be.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/10/11(Sat)21:05 No.17171257
    Still, he's the god Emprah of mankind, he can handle this shit.

    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)21:07 No.17171271
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    Not baby Max!

    That would create a..

    ...time paradox
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/10/11(Sat)21:11 No.17171306
    His fist creates a cradle made out of pure gold.

    "What do you want to name him?" Tzeentch asks quietly.

    "Max." The Emperor responds.

    "And he shall know no boundary."

    >this might be a bit too heretical even for me
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/10/11(Sat)21:12 No.17171316
    all of them are archived on Suptg

    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)21:24 No.17171430
    I mean this one. Is this one archived, and if so, link?

    Thank you for a very hilarious half an hour.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)21:25 No.17171434
    This thread.
    This Fucking Thread.
    also that means that Doomrider is married with all the daemonettes in the world?
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)21:26 No.17171444
    Damnit, I wanted to be here in time for the new thread because I saw that coming.

    Tzeench should have gone to planned parenthood.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/10/11(Sat)21:26 No.17171448

    only counts for mortals. Besides, everyone knows you can't tie Doomrider down
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)21:30 No.17171483
    Or alternatively, since it's Tzeench "just as planned parenthood".
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/10/11(Sat)21:30 No.17171487
    probably going to retcon Max=emprahs kid and think of something better though
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)21:32 No.17171507
    maybe emps doesn't know it's max? tzeentch squirrels it away behind his golden back? pretends she miscarries ?
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/10/11(Sat)21:35 No.17171535
    nah, just a different kid would work best I think

    I was planning on making the big E and Tzeentch a thing
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)21:37 No.17171549
    Make Max his tutor
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/10/11(Sat)21:40 No.17171576
    alright, I've got a pretty decent idea going for it.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/10/11(Sat)21:49 No.17171657
    "Hey Max."

    "Yeah Emprah?"

    "Can you babysit for me tomorrow?"

    >> Amateur Drawfag 12/10/11(Sat)21:58 No.17171761
    say Papa-n, when do you usually do this quests? Id like to follow, and if possible, drawfag some of this(no promises)
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)22:01 No.17171795
    having been killed, will there be some warp trickery to "revive" max?
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/10/11(Sat)22:02 No.17171816
    Monday at 4pm is next one

    Don't hesitate to join in, and draw if you feel like it. I tried my hand at Esh and promptly burned the drawing and cut off one of my own fingers in shame.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/10/11(Sat)22:04 No.17171836
    yeah, emps mentioned it when you first met him
    >> Amateur Drawfag 12/10/11(Sat)22:06 No.17171857
    Wait, what time is it at your place? Cus its 11 am here at mine. for reference and what not
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/10/11(Sat)22:09 No.17171884

    whereabouts are you at? Aus?
    >> Amateur Drawfag 12/10/11(Sat)22:10 No.17171896
    Nah, north of that. in The south east asia bit.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/10/11(Sat)22:12 No.17171908

    Sorry it's so early for you though
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)22:12 No.17171912
    4:00 gmt -5

    Apparently Papa-N is on the east coast US (or at least shares time zones), which also happens to be the same time zone that the 4chan boards are set to.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/10/11(Sat)22:15 No.17171940
    Yeah I'm in Michigan fucking around in the cold weather hating every minute of it.

    Though I'll be in the FL keys from the 20th to the 30th fishing the fuck out of it. Dat fresh raw tuna with a bit of soy sauce and wasabi.... I want it all.

    Also I'll try to fit 3-4 threads in during that time.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 12/10/11(Sat)22:16 No.17171942
    Wait, so that means that by 4:00pm your way it ll be .
    . . 5 am? right? . ..

    Well shit, that sucks. I'll try though.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/10/11(Sat)22:20 No.17171976
    sorry man, my exams are finished but my work schedule has really increased.

    in that 10 day timeframe threads will probably start somewhere around 9-10 which should make it a bit easier on you though.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 12/10/11(Sat)22:25 No.17172016
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    Thanks, man. appreciate it.

    Also one of my stuff
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/10/11(Sat)22:28 No.17172050
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    >dat lamia
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)22:31 No.17172079
    Will you still be giving the partridge marines an appearance?
    >> Amateur Drawfag 12/10/11(Sat)22:35 No.17172104
    Coming from you mate, thats quite a compliment. Thanks alot.

    Anyways, I gotta bolt. Chow and unfinished school bits await me.

    Bye for now, Papa-N. It was a fucking good ride.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/10/11(Sat)22:36 No.17172109
    yeah I plan on it, maybe even a whole thread, who knows

    ...I think I actually like them more than the Angrymarines
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/10/11(Sat)22:39 No.17172128
    good luck and hope to see you next thread

    I just realized I haven't had any HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE in these last few threads, going to have to fix that
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)22:40 No.17172133
    I think they're both equally hilarious. Perhaps an altercation between the two when they show up to steal the Angry Marine's glory?
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/10/11(Sat)22:42 No.17172149
    this is too awesome to pass up

    or maybe they team up in dicking over Grimnar
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)22:43 No.17172165
    Your idea is a thousand times better then mine was. Or perhaps the first leading into the second.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/10/11(Sat)22:46 No.17172184
    nah, both of them fighting over GLORY would be equally hilarious.

    whatever the case, it's going to be ridiculous.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)22:51 No.17172221
    good luck, and emprah's speed

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