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    33 KB Is it heresy? Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)03:06 No.17163496  
    Lets have a question and answer thread on addressing and clearing up misconceptions on what constitutes as heresy.

    Now us good imperial citizens are all taught to hate the xeno, but is it okay to eat the xeno?
    Orks are both plentiful and count as a serving of vegatable. Eldar are low in fat, high in protein. Tau have cloven hooves and chew the curd, therefor suitable for our kosher observant citizens.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)03:08 No.17163503
    eating another sentient species is heresy unless you do so to bring forth the empathy wrath. Silly peasant.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)03:09 No.17163507

    Bites must be interspaced with prayers and angry swearing
    >> ‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮Praetor Lillifag‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬ 12/10/11(Sat)03:10 No.17163510

    Actually, a black market selling xeno-meat would be an interesting mission in an RT campaign, I would think.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/10/11(Sat)03:11 No.17163514
    So /tg/ wants to try eating a xeno now?
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)03:13 No.17163523
    is it okay to dress up in a Sororita costume for empraween if you're a dude?
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)03:29 No.17163604
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    now at Red Tyranid, for a limited time only we are serving up endless rippler, enjoy endless servings of your favourite rippler entrees such as succulent garlic butter rippler and creamy rippler linguine. For a limited time only at Red Tyranid
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)03:38 No.17163649
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    St...STUPID DELICIOUS ELDAR.... i...it's not like i wanted to eat you or anything....
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)03:54 No.17163753
    There is a secretive chapter that serves the Imperium. Aware of how even one missed tithe from an agri world could cause millions to go hungry, this Chapter was formed to defend the children of the Emperor...and feed them.

    The Chef Marines of the Adeptus Delicious, soldiers trained in the deadly arts of culinary warfare. The Battlefield is their kitchen; their ammunition, their seasoning.

    Every attack is meant to fell the enemies of man, and to prepare the fallen as a palatable meal that could keep an entire regiment of guardsmen fed. Countless have fallen to the Chef Marines, and have gone on to feed millions. Orks, Tyranids, Eldar, all xenos are fair game.

    Only the Freshest Ingredients.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)04:01 No.17163791
    WAAAGH Bazsnikka ravages the Hiveworld of Tehgu. As the fighting reaches the inner cities, the Chef Marines descend with a full menu planned. From behind, Master Chef Altonius Brown shouts commands to his battle brothers. "GLAZE! TENDERIZE! ROAST AT EXACTLY SEVEN HUNDRED DEGREES!"
    WAAAGH Bazsnikka is stopped when the Warboss is slain, made into sausages, and smoked on location. Tehgu is not only saved from the orks, but the famine that would have occurred from the lack of Imperial supplies.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)04:03 No.17163805
    oh /tg/, please never changes!
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)04:15 No.17163856
    This thread may need archiving just for >>17163753
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)04:18 No.17163874
    Such good could not exist without the shadow the light of the Emperor creates, however; Heretics of the highest fashion, the Traitor Marines of the Lipid Legionnaires aim to feed those faithful to the Emperor as well. They, however, infiltrate the kitchens and grills of the pious and taint their diets with horrible energies of Chaos, causing their bodies to slowly warp over time into gigantic, morbidly obese bags of tainted flesh, ready to be divvied out amongst the enemies of the Emperor in a single butchery. The rations of the Imperium, replaced with fatty Mekdonald's Compressed Meat Sandwiches and Surprise Fritters of Spawnmeat. The leader of those horrendous beasts, the self-proclaimed "King of The Swift Stroke", calls upon the powers of both Nurgle and Slaanesh, bringing their individual talents of defiling and addiction into his devious plots as he aims to corrupt all the kitchens in the world, one triple bypass at a time.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)04:19 No.17163878
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    it has now been for months

    but only delicious blueberry pies.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)04:20 No.17163886
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    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)04:21 No.17163889
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    I heard they tasted like tuna.

    How good is tuna with blueberry sauce?
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)04:23 No.17163901
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    >cannibalism topic

    That seems like as good an excuse as any to shoehorn some thri-kreen cheesecake in here.

    After all, they'd probably find Eldar to be sublime.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)04:24 No.17163911
    Bugs taste like chicken, when fried.

    Raw, they taste awfully sour.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)04:25 No.17163917
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    >taste sour

    So I was right. If you like Atomic Warheads your thri-kreen girlfriend will be happy indeed.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)04:26 No.17163919
    No, I mean that literally, I've eaten a few raw bugs and they taste sour. Crunchy but sour.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)04:28 No.17163928
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    + Do not serve Hrud, got it? They are not fuckin' fit for human consumption+

    Chapter Master Gordis Ramsey, Astartes Culinarus
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)04:28 No.17163930
    Yes...the Chef marines know all about which Eldar organs are the best delicacies.

    It was the Steel Chef Morimotus who had discovered that certain Dark Eldar organs, specifically those that dealt with their immune system, had a unique flavor if eaten raw with a dipping sauce made from Ork Marrow. The older the Eldar, the better the taste.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)04:29 No.17163932

    Even in death we still SERVE!

    Delicious balanced meals.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)04:29 No.17163934
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    >thri-kreen girlfriend
    sometimes I fucking hate you /tg/
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)04:29 No.17163935
    Sounds like one of these "modern cuisine" things, like tomato tarts with balsamic vinegar; or king prawns with mango and cucumbers.

    both of which are glorious
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)04:30 No.17163939

    >Implying eating an organism not belonging to your species is cannibalism.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)04:30 No.17163942
    So, you're jealous because even fictional women don't want you?
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)04:32 No.17163947
    I'd believe that. They rot away within a few hours, they WEAR their own poop and dead tissues, and are full of toxic glands.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)04:32 No.17163949
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    yes, even the women in my own head are repulsed by the fact that I associate with you .
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)04:35 No.17163956
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    So their bodily fluids are sour. Noted.

    >he can't get with a sexy invertebrate lady
    >> Longinus 12/10/11(Sat)04:35 No.17163960
    Dude, pigs have cloven hooves, thats part of the reason the chosen people of Israel CAN'T eat them.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)04:36 No.17163963
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    The ass muscles are amongst the firmest, densest muscles in the bipedal anatomy, while also being very thick. If you want to cook a nice grilled steak of sweet xenos flesh, go for the ass.

    But don't forget to tenderize it beforehand, otherwise it gets too coarse once cooked.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)04:37 No.17163966
    The Emperor, and the Imperium, is totally NOT cool with it.

    Humankind remembers being hunted, enslaved, raped, eaten, and worse at the hand of the Xenos.

    Out of our divine right and mercy, we offer the Xenos a quick death, or they can stay the fuck out of our way. We won't (usually) resort to their barbarism.

    >inb4 laughing Eldar Whores.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)04:39 No.17163978
    General rule: If you need to ask then yes, it's heresy.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)04:39 No.17163979
    what about dark eldar gastronomy? They certainly have a means to make their victims stay alive and sentient even as they are being cooked and eaten.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)04:40 No.17163981
    Well good thing there are no more Chosen people of Israel in w40k. Just chosen of the Emperor, and their creed is "If it ain't human, eat the fuck out of it."
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)04:40 No.17163983
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)04:41 No.17163988
    To be honest, I always thought Tyranids looked really delicious, the larger ones tasting like lobster, medium ones like crab and ripper sized would be like shrimp. I guess eating a spore would be like eating a Fugu fish.

    Man I'm really hungry
    >> Espagnoll !/5aJFFL8RI 12/10/11(Sat)04:41 No.17163990
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    "Mah waifu is bettah than yours"
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)04:42 No.17163992
    Well then it's only fair they get eaten right back.

    Especially the Tau. Bunch of herbivorous communist hippie bastards...
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)04:43 No.17163996
    I thought they ate sushis...
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)04:43 No.17164000
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    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)04:44 No.17164003
    they must satisfy both cloven hoof and grass eating. Pigs are not grass eating, but I'm sure tau are.
    >> Emperors_Finest !!7tfX9OhowO1 12/10/11(Sat)04:44 No.17164005

    Tau don't eat meat as a culture. Just fruits and veggies.
    It was written about in one of the "Schaeffers Last Chancers" novels.

    Kroot eat everything though.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)04:44 No.17164006
    They don't have the teeth for it. Meaning even if they did, they wouldn't digest the crap. It'd just pass through their system.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)04:45 No.17164010
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    Do you think that different castes means different tastes?
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)04:46 No.17164014
    You waifu as a prensile clitoris.
    and you are a furfag
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)04:47 No.17164016

    Yeah the two on the left would be roasted, with several layers of glaze and possibly breadcrumbs if you have it available.

    The two in the middle would probably be made into a stew, they don't have enough meat for a proper roast.

    Right most, just use as a stock.

    -Steel Chef Bobbilius Flaygen
    >> Emperors_Finest !!7tfX9OhowO1 12/10/11(Sat)04:47 No.17164017

    Not really. At the dinner delegation, even the Fire Warrior was eating the same fruits/veggies as everyone else.

    Unless it's been stated otherwise elsewhere.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)04:49 No.17164027
    No, I mean do they taste different?
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 12/10/11(Sat)04:50 No.17164031
    >Orks are both plentiful and count as a serving of vegatable.
    So does eating Orks count as vegetarian diet?
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)04:50 No.17164032
    Thanks steel chef!
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)04:50 No.17164040
    Wasn't it covered in Xenology they have no sharp teeth, only teeth meant for grinding? This points to a species not meant to eat meat. As such, they will lack the enzymes needed to break down meat, so even if they do eat anything, they will gain no nourishment from it. Like a human eating paper, no enzymes to break down the pulp, so no nourishment, just bad constipation.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)04:52 No.17164054
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    "that eldar that i ate earlier, it;s not sitting well..."
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)04:53 No.17164055
    It's actually not that bad unless you eat way too much. A page now and again is ok.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)04:53 No.17164056
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    yes, as a matter of fact hunting and eating Orks exclusively is the only way to be a vegetarian and remain manly
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)04:53 No.17164058
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    "damn it, they sold me dark eldar!"

    *keel over
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)04:54 No.17164060
    Against the rules there because it's not from GRORIOUS NIPPON
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)04:54 No.17164061
    of course not, their muscles are way too tough to be digested by a weak stomach. But they are full of fibers. That should help the transit.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)04:55 No.17164068
    Yes but you will not digest it. It will just sit there until your guts heave into the next phase of digestion.
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    Delicious Tau blueberries
    >> Emperors_Finest !!7tfX9OhowO1 12/10/11(Sat)04:58 No.17164078
    >So does eating Orks count as vegetarian diet?

    If Pizza counts as a fucking vegtable, then Orkz HAVE to.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)04:58 No.17164081
    Yes see that is a problem.

    Eldar are all about purity and so on. And thus nearly every part is edible.

    Dark Eldar, only select organs, as most are so laden with drugs that are toxic to humans, that many will leave you with a bad stomach ache, or worse as this unfortunate is finding out. Which is why you must ALWAYS look for the warning signs as to what Eldar meat you got.

    -Master Chef Altonius
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)04:58 No.17164082
    You can even let the air-caste macerate in olive oil with spices, and eat her without taking the bones away; they are soft enough to be eaten as well.

    Or you can cook her like a ray, with a few potatoes, melted butter, lime juice and capers.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)04:59 No.17164086
    in fact, recently the imperial senate just passed a decree that orks count as a vegetable since each serving of ork contains two terra spoons of chlorophyll
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)05:00 No.17164088
    Which parts of their anatomy can count as a desert?
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)05:00 No.17164089
    No, they eat meat. Thus they have the proteins normally found in meat based products. The skin however is cellulose, and while plant based, is indigestible for humans. IT will certainly clean your bowels however!
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)05:02 No.17164093
    The feet. They taste like cheese, and can go well with a proper vintage wine.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)05:02 No.17164098
    Her Blue Berries
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)05:04 No.17164100
    I was thinking about the eyes. Dem big, beady bug eyes coated in sugar. A bit hard to fit between your jaws, but when they pop in your mouth, it's easier to swallow.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)05:04 No.17164103
    tau nipples?

    does their milk taste sweet?
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)05:04 No.17164104

    They also reproduce through spores, so enjoy having an orc crawl out of your anus.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)05:05 No.17164108
    That too, but it's very costly. Like 'Orkburger with gold shavings' costly. Because it is so damn hard to prepare the eyes without them shriveling to raisin size.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)05:07 No.17164120
    Spores are designed to plant themselves in unliving organic matter and take root. When they land in your stomach full of acid and bacteria that make even stronger enzymes designed specifically to break down certain carbohydrates, those spores'll just join the soup.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)05:07 No.17164121
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    tyranids, like many terrestrial arthropods are quite sour before cooking.

    The taste can be off putting, as demonstrated by this space wolf neophyte
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)05:08 No.17164125
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    >you'll never eat a necron
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)05:09 No.17164127
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    >this thread

    -No! Urien-san, No!"
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)05:10 No.17164134
    C'tan shards with Gaze of Death can do that.

    U jelly, mortals?
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)05:11 No.17164140
    No, but their torsos can be made into a very enticing oven. One use though as afterwards, the grim will be IMPOSSIBLE to clean out of the tiny cracks.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)05:13 No.17164149
    Actually I have found that in small doses, the composites that make living metal actually rejuvenate the body, and keep a young complexion. That is why I always keep a necron limb around, and shave a little off for every dish I make.

    -Steel Chef Bobbilus Flaygen
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)05:14 No.17164154

    Ah yes, the legendary necron ovens of the Adeptus Delicious, i've heard it's very hard to obtain them as it's often impossible unless an entire tomb world is destroyed or trade deals are made with crazed Necron royalty and/or the Blood Ravens.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)05:16 No.17164168
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    A little cannibalism never hurt the imperilium, heck even a certain primarch's daughter has been known to partake in it to a degree
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)05:17 No.17164176
    what does C'tan essence taste like?

    Ginger ale, I'm sure. Spicy and sugary.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)05:20 No.17164195
    Actually it's surprisingly salty. Must be all the emo rage.
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    ever wonder why cultist has pointy filed teeth?

    well, sometimes a battlefield is also her buffet table
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)05:24 No.17164216
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    They say Tau milk is the sweetest drink in the Eastern Fringe. Radical chefs will go to any lengths to collect it.
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    "Shouldn't have drank all that eldar milk, I'm psykotose intolerant"
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)05:45 No.17164301
    Wait, Tau are meant to be herbivores?
    That makes no sense at all: in their prehistory the Fire Caste were hunters on savanah plains and other grasslands.

    The giant pre-Ethereal war happend mostly because the Fire Caste were pushing out of those areas, because they'd hunted most of the game to extinction.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)05:47 No.17164313
    If Ork are basically mushrooms, what makes you think that in the 41st Millennium you can't hunt vegetables?
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)05:49 No.17164316
    maybe on their homeworld trees and crops are just very fast?
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    You guys should try necrodermis! It's like raisin juice, but as ORGANIC METAL.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)05:56 No.17164337
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    And Werther's Originals, too!
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)06:00 No.17164350
    What about freerange exodites?
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)06:02 No.17164357
    See Catachan.
    >> Iron Lung 12/10/11(Sat)06:03 No.17164365
    I recall Eldar Milking coming up as a motivation for a DH session.
    Something about Eldar breastmilk being the most amazing thing to flavor recaf with.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)06:21 No.17164460
    >Breast feeding fetish

    So what female xeno I would have to capture in order to get the finest breast milk, /tg/?

    I can also capture some Slaaneshi cultist, or even a daemonette.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)06:22 No.17164470
    What is the effect/taste of eating slaanesh demons.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)06:26 No.17164493
    dunno, what does pure cocaine taste like?
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)06:26 No.17164497
    Effect: Heresy
    Taste? Orgasmic
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)06:29 No.17164517
    Hey does aanyone have Slaanesh's penis explosions recipes.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)06:30 No.17164520

    You haven't heard it from me, but SOME say that if you take equal parts of Eldar and Dark Eldar milk (yes, the tastes are different, Eldar milk is slightly sweer while Dark Eldar, while sweet, has a sour aftertaste to it) and drip ONE, and only one drop of daemonette blood, then leave it to 'brew' for a week or so, you will get the best fucking yoghurt known to man.

    I'm just saying.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)06:31 No.17164531
    it's pretty similar to stuffed squid recipes, but with a lot more spices, and a daemonette's penis instead of a squid
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)06:33 No.17164539
    you're aware that blood and sperm are not distinguishable in most daemonettes, right?
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)06:36 No.17164556

    Well, that could be a problem...

    Eh. Since I've gone there and ate a daemonette's blood/sperm, i might as well go all the way and butcher one to make some slaaneshi steaks.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)06:39 No.17164576
    even better if the daemonette is still alive and attached to it
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)06:42 No.17164588
    Back to OP, I'd like to mention that xenos are only a kind of animal in the Imperial propaganda, so it would certainly be ok for an Imperial citizen to eat them. After they get over their righteous disgust, of course.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)06:44 No.17164601
    He/She/It MUST be alive, they kinda vanish when they're killed. Sorry, champ.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)06:46 No.17164616

    I'm sure it'll find the whole 'butchering' thing delightful.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)06:52 No.17164639
    yeah, well, better cut off her prostate; otherwise she might enjoy the experience all over your dishes

    unless you WANT slaaneshi juice in your basmati rice
    in which case you might as well fill her butt with barbecue sauce to trigger it more easily
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/10/11(Sat)06:53 No.17164645
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    >wake up
    >mfw reading this thread

    Oh wow. Going back to bed now, continue this fine work gentlemen.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)07:16 No.17164739
    If the Imperium was entirely chinese, everything in this thread would be canon.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)07:17 No.17164749
    why are giant faggots voting against the thread on suptg?
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)07:21 No.17164770
    Dark eldar mandrakes are amongst the finest butchers in the galaxy, and can find you any kind of meat no matter where it's located.

    what would you ask them?
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)07:23 No.17164788

    A nice, juicy steak of daemonette ass.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)07:24 No.17164794
    Same with tau.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)07:24 No.17164797
    whats the best tyranid cuts, and how do you prepare them?
    >> Funky Solar/Marine 12/10/11(Sat)07:24 No.17164799
    I fucking second this
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)07:25 No.17164809
    ITT: /ThinlinGs/ worshipping the Great Maw.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)07:26 No.17164820
    as we said, it has to be still attached to the daemonette, otherwise it fades out within minutes.
    >> Funky Solar/Marine 12/10/11(Sat)07:30 No.17164846
    I dont really see a problem here boss
    do you?
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)07:30 No.17164847

    Fat, sweaty, greasy neckbeards munching on any crap they find all day long?
    Actually ogres?

    it's more likely than you'd think.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)07:58 No.17165012
    >Altonius Brown

    Have my children.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)08:27 No.17165191
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    what the fuck am I reading..
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)08:27 No.17165193
    What sort of fungi are ork useful as? Truffles,shitakimushrooms, magic?
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)12:57 No.17166709
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)12:58 No.17166717
    In all seriousness, probably no. If they're not toxic, the bizaarre contents of their bodies might taint those that consume them.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)13:00 No.17166726
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    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:34 No.17169321
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    "been a kroot farmer my whole life, and while they ain't nothing pretty to look at, they sure taste delicious fried, baked or barbecued"

    Kroot, the other white meat

    Paid for advertisement by the Imperial Kroot poultry and egg association.
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)17:39 No.17169379
    K:"Hey tau, what you got's there?"
    T:"oh, it's just some kroot pot pie I just baked"
    K:"can I have some?"
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)18:59 No.17170283
    Casu marzu is
    Nurgle's favourite
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:00 No.17170296
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    In the grim dark future, there is only interpredation

    well mankind has to establish it's self at the top of the (food) pyramid somehow
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)19:27 No.17170504
    Maggots, rotten cheese embodiment of nurgle
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)23:07 No.17172363
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 12/10/11(Sat)23:10 No.17172380
    >insect larva can pass through you without dying
    >bore through intestinal walls

    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)23:17 No.17172444
    eating chaos is defiantly against imperial decree and common decency
    >> Anonymous 12/10/11(Sat)23:19 No.17172457
    Okay, some people seem to forget that most the Imperium is made up of cannibals.

    Corpse-starch rations aren't just called that for show. Soylens viridians is the real deal.

    The Imperium is too huge to be wasteful of little things like corpses- and so it re-uses the dead in the best way it can.

    Sure, if you KILL someone to eat them or are found snacking on a corpse you just found, you'll be executed. Until it's refined into food, it's still a very questionable matter...

    It's likely the same with xenos. Eat raw Eldar? Eat raw bolt. Eat refined Eldar? Eat so refined.
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    >> Anonymous 12/11/11(Sun)00:11 No.17172830
    you'd have to be a heartless bastard to eat corgissar
    >> Anonymous 12/11/11(Sun)01:35 No.17173634
    to this day and age, people still eat chimps, gorillas, dolphins, whales, etc

    In the grimdark future, I wouldn't see any reason why the fallen enemies of mankind be a source of nutrition.

    ork meat is sold in the low hives and slums since it is cheap and plentiful, but tastes bad and is tough.

    Stray tryanids are hunted and consumed by outdoor adventurous types

    Kroot is like turkey, maybe cooked whole and eaten on special occasions, eggs could also be a commodity

    tau is only eaten on the eastern fringes, probably not too often. Unless it's after a large battle and they've been processed into nutrient mush. Different castes probably have different tastes and textures.

    Eldar are rare and exquisite delicacy, I'd imagine young female eldar farseer to command a princely price.

    Necron living metal makes the best non-stick cookware in the galaxy
    >> Anonymous 12/11/11(Sun)09:53 No.17176224
    i imagine these taste different depending on what they eat.

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