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    33 KB How to be a Mimic Alalia !!L/i7OX4wDFD 11/26/11(Sat)15:50 No.17028120  
    Alalia is a mimic demon in a dungeon near the woods.
    However she hasn't been able to do very many demon or mimic things.
    Sure she looks like a chest, and she's got the whole soul eating thing down but no one has been to her part of the dungeon.
    What should Alalia do?
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)15:51 No.17028136
    Stop eating souls so that an adventurer might take her home.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)15:52 No.17028148
    Can she sprout little wheels and a handle ?
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)15:53 No.17028156
    leave the room go to next room
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)15:53 No.17028163
    Become a trail of breadcrumbs stretching a long distance in more inhabited parts of the dungeon.
    >> Alalia !!L/i7OX4wDFD 11/26/11(Sat)15:53 No.17028172
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    That wouldn't be very fun..

    No but she can do this!

    Just not for to long though..
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)15:54 No.17028178
    Invest in advertisment for the dungeon.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)15:55 No.17028184
    Can she mimic the dungeon walls?
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)15:56 No.17028202
    She should smoke some weed, then she won't care about the problem. That, and any stoners who catch a whiff will follow it like a bread crumb trail.

    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)15:57 No.17028211
    Whine about what is wrong in your life.

    Alternatively, strip naked.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)15:57 No.17028218
    Check the nearby rooms, make sure we're not behind a secret door. Prop open the secret door by just a pebble if we find one.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)15:57 No.17028220
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)15:59 No.17028235
    Maybe Alalia could change he outfit to be a pot instead of a chest for easier movement?
    >> Alalia !!L/i7OX4wDFD 11/26/11(Sat)16:01 No.17028263
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    >Change into anything other then a chest

    Eh hehe...

    Alalia failed that whole 'shifting' thing.
    A chest is all she's got.

    Not only that but she's stuck in it.

    Neither of those plans have done any good in the pas
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)16:02 No.17028266
    Are there other monsters in this dungeon and/or do you have the ability to morph into weapons or armor?

    We need to take the dungeon to the humans.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)16:02 No.17028269
    When's the last time we had dinner- I mean guests?
    >> Alalia !!L/i7OX4wDFD 11/26/11(Sat)16:02 No.17028272
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    Oh shit... The hallway is halfway collapsed.

    That would explain a lot.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)16:04 No.17028292
    get to the front door, you need to be in a place everyone can see.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)16:04 No.17028297
    >That wouldn't be very fun.

    you clearly don't think big enough. dungeons are horrible places for mimics, you get one decent meal every how long? now just imagine. an adventurer comes by and discovers what he thinks is a magic talking chest, capable of sorting everything he places inside or spitting out whatever he asks for all on its own. he figures, "hey this thing could be pretty useful" so he takes it home with him. soon, the adventurer goes missing, and his belongings are given to his next of kin until he returns. but then that person goes missing, and everything is transfered to someone else. eventually you may even wind up in the hands of a member of an assassins guild, who would be more than happy to keep feeding you bodies. after all, it's fewer graves for him to dig
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)16:04 No.17028302
    Is that loot under the rubble, examine, and maybe put loot into chest
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)16:05 No.17028309
    can we climb over the collapsed rocks?
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)16:06 No.17028315
    Oh shit, what now?
    Erm... can you make noise? Attract some attention?
    >> Alalia !!L/i7OX4wDFD 11/26/11(Sat)16:08 No.17028343
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    That... Is actually very smart.

    Loot? Now you have Alalia's attention.


    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)16:09 No.17028349
    Well, is there any other way out? Better yet, do we actually hold any treasure inside us?
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)16:09 No.17028352
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    Gentlemen, our goal.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)16:10 No.17028358
    Tell the lazy bums you call roommates to clear the rubble out.

    You do have some others living in this dungeon, right?
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)16:10 No.17028359
    are there any other ways out of the room?
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)16:10 No.17028360
    Maybe you can crush the rocks with your lid?
    >> Alalia !!L/i7OX4wDFD 11/26/11(Sat)16:16 No.17028421
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    Nothing much at the moment.. A stupid collapsible rod. Some rings that don't fit on Alalia's finger.. A really crappy sword.

    Alalia would rather not-oh god dammit she's already here.

    >??? "Well well well Alalia. I was wondering how long it would take for you to notice."

    That's Emsee. She disguises herself as stuff that 'looks' like they would be very useful in a puzzle.
    She's such a bitch.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)16:19 No.17028448
    Awww damn, not her again... tell to stop making fun Alalia.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)16:19 No.17028450
    Or, you know... convince her to try and open you or something. I dunno.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)16:19 No.17028451
    "Emsee; fancy seeing you here..."
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)16:19 No.17028453
    It looks like we can use her here. Use her to move rocks. Then use the rod to do it.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)16:22 No.17028467
    sword may be crap but it's still a sword, show that bitch your stabs.
    >> Alalia !!L/i7OX4wDFD 11/26/11(Sat)16:28 No.17028526
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    "Emsee; fancy seeing you here..."

    >"Was that a pun? That was terrible. Like your mimicry skills."


    No feet..
    Anyway there's no way Alalia will ask that bitch for help.. Ever.. Her helping Alalia would be an insult.

    And that is probably the reason why she decides to help Alalia by pushing her past the rocks.
    >> Alalia !!L/i7OX4wDFD 11/26/11(Sat)16:29 No.17028539
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    >"Alalia dear, I saw some Heroes come though the dungeon gate a while ago. Maybe you'll finally get to eat. That is, if my 'puzzle' doesn't get to them first."

    And with that she leaves.

    See? She's a bitch.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)16:30 No.17028548
    Oh well... objective achieved.
    Look around in the new room!
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)16:30 No.17028554
    "At least I have substance, unlike your contents."

    Fucking bitch.

    Well, what do we know of our home? Any major thoroughfares?
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)16:30 No.17028555
    Help out the adventurers. To gain their trust.

    Then go though with this:>>17028297
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)16:35 No.17028611
    yes, help them out and stuff for a bit and then have them beat her.
    >> Alalia !!L/i7OX4wDFD 11/26/11(Sat)16:36 No.17028619
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    "At least I have substance, unlike your contents!"

    She's already gone..

    Yeah.. That'll show that bitch.
    No food for her while Alalia gets 'all the food'.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)16:36 No.17028623
    or just eat anyone who tries to steal from the chest
    >> Alalia !!L/i7OX4wDFD 11/26/11(Sat)16:37 No.17028629
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    ugh... More doors and hallways.
    Alalia doesn't even remember which door led to the start or which ones have a Sphere of Annihilation behind them
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)16:38 No.17028637
    How cautiously can we poke them without setting off traps?
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)16:43 No.17028695
    The door at the back. That one look safe.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)16:47 No.17028743
    open them by using the sword like a pry bar. would prevent you from being in the line of fire of any traps.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)16:49 No.17028766
    whats to the right of the door in the back, more hallway?

    if so, might want to carefully check around the corner see if anythings coming.
    >> Alalia !!L/i7OX4wDFD 11/26/11(Sat)16:49 No.17028769
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    Sure, why not...

    Alalia goes and opens the do-NOPE THAT ONE IS NOT GOOD.
    >> Alalia !!L/i7OX4wDFD 11/26/11(Sat)16:53 No.17028789
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    Beyond the hallway is more hallway but it's also pitch black.
    There's another demon there that Alalia would rather not mess with
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)16:53 No.17028791
    >Anime-eyed Mimic
    What do you mean? That door is PERFECT.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)16:53 No.17028793
    stab stab stab!
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)16:53 No.17028799
    Huh. Must of just been my /d/ senses messing with me.

    Try the one on the left.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)16:56 No.17028822

    so either left or right door...

    LEFT for great annihilation?
    >> Alalia !!L/i7OX4wDFD 11/26/11(Sat)17:08 No.17028906
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    Alalia decides to go to the left. Oh hey it's a secret door. It opens into another room where a Hero stands over two pots.
    One is filled with a blue liquid and another with a red one.

    >Hero "Hmm.. If only I had some water maybe I could dilute it."

    Emsee is disguised as a water jug in the corner.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)17:09 No.17028917
    Totally ruin emsee's disquise.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)17:10 No.17028926
    Place Emsee inside of yourself.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)17:11 No.17028941
    just hop in and say "AUGH! you are so bad at this i feel sorry for you, jeez. nether do anything they are both horrible"
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)17:14 No.17028961

    suddenly there is a huge chest inside the room. not suspicious AT ALL.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)17:16 No.17028974

    "This a trap. A demon named Emisee has disguised herself as a pot of water of there. She's going to eat your soul when you try to use her to sole the puzzle."
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)17:16 No.17028981
    >> Alalia !!L/i7OX4wDFD 11/26/11(Sat)17:21 No.17029019
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    Alalia bursts into the room

    "This a trap! A demon named Emsee has disguised herself as a pot of water and she's going to eat your soul when you try to use her to solve the puzzle!"

    >Emsee "God dammit Alalia, I almost had her!"
    >> Alalia !!L/i7OX4wDFD 11/26/11(Sat)17:22 No.17029032
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    The hero then attacks and brutally slays Emsee.

    Bitch had it coming.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)17:23 No.17029044
    "No you didn't! It was a stupid idea to begin with. All I'm doing is just saving everybody twenty minutes of their life."

    Knock Emsee over with a vengeful shove.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)17:24 No.17029050

    Sorry, Emsee, no honour amongst demons.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)17:24 No.17029053
    Things are finally looking up!
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)17:25 No.17029064
    now quickly put both arms up in the air so they know you aren't hostile. and say you are tired of this dungeon business, the occupational hazards are just too high.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)17:26 No.17029074

    Why do we have to eat adventurer souls anyway? Civilians would be so much easier, it's like trying to eat tiger when you could eat a cow.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)17:27 No.17029085

    well now, we are in all sorts of trouble. lets hope we're in good standings with the adventurer for pointing out the trap.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)17:27 No.17029088
    "I've been stuck in a room for the last two hundred years, because of a cave in! I don't even remember what the hell it is I'm supposed to be guarding anymore."
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)17:30 No.17029119
    Fuck eating souls! We're going to become an adventure mimic.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)17:31 No.17029136

    You should warn adventurer about the dark part of the hallway. "There is a Grue in there, you are likely to be eaten"
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)17:31 No.17029138
    >> Alalia !!L/i7OX4wDFD 11/26/11(Sat)17:37 No.17029194
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    Alalia puts her arms up to show she's not dangerous.

    "Hey woah good job killing that one. She's pretty damn evil. Not like me, nope."


    "Listen I really hate this here dungeon. I want to go out and go adventuring and stuff you know. Maybe fight alongside you..?"


    The hero isn't convinced. Can't blame her really.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)17:38 No.17029210
    Don't stab me?
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)17:39 No.17029221
    Can Alalia walk out of the room and hide anywhere? Or are we completely fucked if we can't convince her to take us with her?
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)17:40 No.17029234
    "See these eyebrows? Do you think anyone with eyebrows this thick can lie?"

    Alternatively: "Look, how about I give you some more advice? Don't go into the door in the back of the hall.....unless you're into that sort of thing."
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)17:40 No.17029236
    dump the useless junk from your chest as a gift, it IS all useless right?

    informing the adventurer of the hallway demon would be a good thing too
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)17:41 No.17029249
    Use the "Hey, I saved your life there, you owe me one!" argument.
    It almost never fails on these kind of situations.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)17:41 No.17029250
    You don't trust me. I respect that. That means you're not stupid. Stupid people tend not to last long here.

    Look at this way though. If I wanted you dead, I would have let the bitch in a jar deal with you. And In case you haven't noticed, I'm in a box. Unless you stick your head directly between my hinges, I'm not really that much of a threat.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)17:44 No.17029280
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    FUCK. YES.
    >> Alalia !!L/i7OX4wDFD 11/26/11(Sat)17:49 No.17029331
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    "You don't trust me. I respect that. That means you're not stupid. Stupid people tend not to last long here. Look at this way though. If I wanted you dead, I would have let the bitch in a jar deal with you. And In case you haven't noticed, I'm in a box. Unless you stick your head directly between my hinges, I'm not really that much of a threat."


    >"And just look at these eyebrows, you think anyone with eyebrows this thick can lie to you?"

    She laughs a bit.

    Good. Laughter is good. Let's save the 'You own me one' for later.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)17:49 No.17029333
    Seems to be the best option to me.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)17:53 No.17029359
    "So, you're not gonna shank me then?"
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)17:53 No.17029362
    "Let me introduce myself. My name is Alalia. I'm a mimic. I like putting big things inside of me. Nice to meet you!."
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)17:54 No.17029367
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    Here you go.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)17:54 No.17029374
    Except there's no spoiler option for /tg/.

    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)17:56 No.17029384

    Why are you coming onto her? She's a chick. Now she's going to think we're a slut. Save it for when we meet a guy in a rove and wizard hat.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)17:57 No.17029396
    I was actually going for the innocent fanservice girl tyoe thing with that.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)17:58 No.17029403
    if /tg/ ever gets spoilers, this needs to be it
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)17:58 No.17029406
    She might be into women
    ... who are boxes
    ... and are demons
    ... and are mostly inanimate

    Yeah, save the line.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)17:59 No.17029416
    Well we are a demon. Our mind is kind of in the gutter by default
    >> Alalia !!L/i7OX4wDFD 11/26/11(Sat)18:03 No.17029446
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    "So, you're not gonna shank me then?"

    >"... No, I think I'll keep you around. Tell me mimc, what can you do?"

    "Well I can store items and stuff."

    >"And why is it you want to adventure? Besides not being to fond of this dungeon that is."


    Actually Alalia kinda just wants to eat the souls of whoever uses her..
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)18:05 No.17029464
    lots more souls adventuring than sitting in a dungeon. we can be honest here.

    but call SOULS FOOD, please. please please. they don't need to know you actually take the soul
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)18:06 No.17029467
    >>"And why is it you want to adventure? Besides not being to fond of this dungeon that is."

    I want to improve. See, I'm stuck with mimicing this chest. Can't do anything else. Nada. Nothing.
    You adventurers improve all so time, so I'd hoped it might help me as well.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)18:06 No.17029476
    Read a book that some other adventurer was carrying. The book was about....adventurers. We thought it was cool but there was a cave in that trapped us before we could leave.

    And if that she doesn't believe it, offer to be her best friend.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)18:08 No.17029488
    Do you know the last time I had a conversation with someone who wasn't an annoying demon?

    Two hundred years. Two hundreds years since I've managed to hold a conversation that didn't devolve into insults about how I'm stuck in a box.

    Please just take me from here. Please.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)18:09 No.17029506
    "I've been sooooo lonely, and the other monsters are mean to me (!_!)"
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)18:10 No.17029509
    so... lots of reasons?
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)18:14 No.17029541
    so much this
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)18:15 No.17029553
    All the other demons are mean to me because of my freakishly huge eyebrows. I need a wizard to fix them.
    >> Alalia !!L/i7OX4wDFD 11/26/11(Sat)18:16 No.17029564
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    "I've been stuck in this box form for years. I can't change into anything else. Nada. So I'm hoping that I'll go on adventures and stuff and learn how to do new things."

    >"So you want to learn better ways to fool people?"

    "No no no. I like people. Love em. After 200 years of being around an annoying as fuck demon who constantly insulted me I'd love to be around humans. Just give me a chance. Take me out of here. Please?"

    Alalia gives her best puppy dog eyes.
    >> Alalia !!L/i7OX4wDFD 11/26/11(Sat)18:18 No.17029580
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    Hehehe. No one can resist the puppy dog eyes.

    The girl shows you to her group and explains how she didn't get any treasure but she got a new teammate. A dwarf grumbles while the elf girl(?) looks at Alalia in disgust.

    Alalia takes her first breath of fresh air in decades.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)18:18 No.17029583
    >>"So you want to learn better ways to fool people?"

    Perhaps. Being able to walk around on a pair of legs would be enough for me, though.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)18:19 No.17029588
    yeah, you don't need to eat humans.

    kobolds have souls, right? we can TOTALLY make friends with one tribe of soul-walkers and eat another. they're cool with that. just make sure to pay attention to which are at war with each other, and eat the ones at war with your human friends.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)18:19 No.17029592
    Yesssss. We're moving on up in the world.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)18:22 No.17029611
    Now would be a bad time to learn that we've developed hay fever.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)18:23 No.17029627
    We need some new wheels asap.

    By the way, *was* there any treasure hidden in there? Something to get on these other fools good side?
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)18:24 No.17029634
    Well, we're at least one level higher now. We can even see the sky.
    That has got to net us some improvements - try to change our form into something different than a chest.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)18:24 No.17029638
    Has it ever occurred to anybody to check what our contents are? I mean, there ought to be something in us that could be useful.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)18:26 No.17029645
    hand over the sword and stick thingy, they are useless to you and may make them slightly less grumbly about you.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)18:27 No.17029652


    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)18:27 No.17029655
    Something to keep in mind: chances are the others don't trust us enough to give us a chance to eat them all in their sleep without it being a trick.
    Especially if it looks like the elf is the one sleeping on watch.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)18:28 No.17029659
    Second. We need an inventory. Or even the ability to have an inventory.

    If we can hold stuff, we can be useful! Which might make dwarf girl hate us less.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)18:28 No.17029664
    we need to earn the trust of the rest of the party, sotell them some more information about the dungeon - perhaps about the tentacle door. Don't tell them everything though, we need to have some tricks up our sleeve in case the shit hits.

    Also offer to carry any of their heavy equipment - emphasise how much better at fighting they will be when they are lighter on their feet.

    >iatisto says,

    So sayeth the great iatisto.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)18:28 No.17029667
    We have some rings, a collapsible stick, and a crappy sword.

    Do we need to eat human souls? I'm trying to think of a way where we can have the protection of an adventuring group, but still eat souls. Maybe the always-evil-not-racist-at-all-races, like orcs, or kobolds, or something like that?
    >> How to be a Mimic Chapter 1 End Alalia !!L/i7OX4wDFD 11/26/11(Sat)18:30 No.17029686
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    >Dwarf: "Oi, she sneezes treasure? I like this one."

    Chapter 1 End
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)18:30 No.17029688
    Can we ask them to leave us in a bedroom at the next inn they stop at?

    Because we'd have so many delicious mortals to pull inside our chest and devour if we were at an inn.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)18:30 No.17029694
    the other option is to try and get the adventuring group to kill some of the other monsters for us so that we have our choice of the best spots in the dungeon.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)18:31 No.17029699
    I was expecting her to rock backwards, with her lid swinging over her head when she sneezed
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)18:32 No.17029708
    we can haz mimicgirl thread now?
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)18:33 No.17029716
    Bad plan; if the inn learns that any customers they place in that room are going missing, we won't last long. We must learn patience. For now.
    ... I can't believe that worked.
    They're gonna loot the dungeon when they're done. Why would any other adventurers go there?
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)18:35 No.17029734
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    Mimic girl thread?
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)18:37 No.17029756
    notice I said "some" - we earn their trust, then use them but we screw them over before they get the macguffin. Even if they do partially loot the dungeon other monsters will come later and "restock" the dungeon with pillaged treasures. All part of the circle of life man, dungeon ecology 101.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)18:41 No.17029791
    There are no words to express how relevant that is to my interests.

    But that's the only mimic girl pic I've seen. Are there any others?
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)18:41 No.17029798
    I think it would be better if we took our souls from things the adventurers kill.

    We can act as their dungeoneering guide. Pointing out ins and outs of the more common traps and pitfalls
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)18:42 No.17029802

    Isn't that more or less the reason mimics and similar live in dungeons to begin with? Sure, it makes humans relatively few and far between, but humans appearing one at a time don't notice each other going missing around you, put two and two together, and make you very dead very fast.

    >Captcha: HidingGP 131

    I'm guessing this is your inventory after sneezing out the rings? try to hang on to it.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)18:43 No.17029816
    yes, I agree. this is one million times sexy.

    and entirely rare
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)18:43 No.17029822
    just because the post even ended in 34
    http://rule34.booru.org/ search mimic_chest
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)18:45 No.17029840
    Eat souls... FOR JUSTICE!
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)18:47 No.17029854
    Any idea on when we can expect chapter 2?
    >> Alalia !!L/i7OX4wDFD 11/26/11(Sat)18:49 No.17029864
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    Tomorrow most likely around the same time this one start.
    Mark your calendars!
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)18:51 No.17029877
    man, my weekends are packed with quests now.

    Mimicquest saturday and sunday at noon, fairyquest at eightish...

    I am tempted to look into some of the other interesting quests, but if I do that means my entire weekend will be quests.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)18:51 No.17029880
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)18:51 No.17029881
    also, someone archive this, as the first of what I hope is a budding questline
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)18:53 No.17029892
    go to tgchan and your entire MONTH will be quests. art quests too, not these 100 chapter text quests that are impossible to catch up with.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)18:54 No.17029896

    Already being taken care of
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)18:54 No.17029901
    On the other hand, he'll be on tgchan, then.
    And nothing is worth that audience.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)18:54 No.17029903
    Dude, being a "Good" Aligned mimic would be so much more advantageous. Just think. "Hey hero, set me up in your castle so I can devour the hordes of stupid evil creatures which invade all the time." Goblin raid? Lunch. Kobold swarm? Lunch. You could be a glutton for justice rather than some dickwad who only on occasion eats one lousy adventurer.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)18:55 No.17029905
    Whenever I go to /tg/chan, there aren't any good looking NEW quests going on.

    It's much more satisfying if you're in on it from near the beginning, and the ones there are mostly ongoing as hell.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)18:56 No.17029923
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    Alalia is cool, but god damnit i hate most of the Mimics.
    Specially this.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)18:58 No.17029931
    oh, and the few times I tried to get into a quest, they went on for one thread and didn't continue.


    Or that one half goblin/elf from gobbo quest?
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)18:58 No.17029933
    Needs more eyebrows.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)18:58 No.17029938
    >100 chapter text quests that are impossible to catch up with.

    >Be a gundam fan
    >Miss the entirety of Zeon Quest

    I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)19:00 No.17029947
    do you guys remember dorf quest?

    playing that was fucking AWESOME. I have no idea how it would be if I was reading it in an archive. What about the garrelf betrayals? Or the dorfbeard being an unlimited engine of destruction? Are they as... awesome if you're just reading?
    >> Anonymous 11/26/11(Sat)19:07 No.17030012
    those are in a loop. next is gonna be chapter 2 of lunar quest, then chapter 2 of will of the undermind.
    >> !SP5BRo9IC2 11/26/11(Sat)19:09 No.17030033
    Why is this not archived?

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