It's outright mentioned in the codex that holovids of Lelith's fights are popular in Comorragh and beyond. Succubi are pretty much Dark Eldar equivalents of actresses and pop stars so they probably have lots of paparazzis following them, altough they probably have a lot more risky job than our paparazzis (most pop stars aren't able to kill you in five different ways ebfore you can blink).

>>17028596
But Sliscus is still more popular.

>>17028596
I suppose the paparazzis can cut some heads off as well, so it's not like civilians on the frontlines. Or they use slaves.

>>17028615
Sliscus is "Flavor of Love" with more gruesome beheadings.
Lillith refuses to share the spotlight, she just doesn't have the same broad appeal being solo talent.

>>17028636
>I suppose the paparazzis can cut some heads off as well, so it's not like civilians on the frontlines.

Yea, but when the celebrities they're chasing are as vain, arrogant and deadly as your average Succubus, it probably is that dangerous to try chasing them for gossip.

>>17028685
I'm picturing a photographer luring a Succubus into disemboweling him for a really great close-up, gambling that his editor will have him revived using the kidney he left at the paper.

>>17028728
>kidney

In Commoragh, the "redtop tabloids" are literally red-topped, the paper stained with the gore of newspaper photographers that enraged succubi fed into the printing presses.

I guess that jetbikes are the natual evolution of the moped scooter that current paparazzi use. Better yet, jetbikes can do a roll over the top of the succubus's open-roofed reaver and get a prurient pic right down her low-cut top.

>>17028636

I'm now thinking that Comorrite paparazis are like tabloid journalists in Buck Godot. Since most sentient species will kill them on sight, succesful tabloid journalists tend to be among the most badass people in the galaxy.

>>17028767
"The Commoragh Standard: for over 8000 years we've tracked the hottest Kabals, given you the insider's edge on the next Arena champions, lead you to the deadliest ambushes and the hottest clubs!
And proudly, we are _still_ made of 100% recycled razor blades!"
"The Commoragh Standard! THE loudest screamsheet in The City That Never Sleeps!"

>>17028806
>The City That Never Sleeps
*Because if it did, we'd knife it.

>>17028797
I like this notion

>>17028797
Suddenly we know what the day-job of a Hellion is!
Bravo, Anon!

We need to start fluffing out the Kabal of Shattered Reputations now. Bringing you the juiciest gossip, most shocking secrets, and most controversal opinions on all your favorite Archons and Succubi!

>>17028806
>made of 100% recycled recto blades!"

>>17028806

>>The City That Never Sleeps!

Commorgah is Space New York.

It makes so much sense.

*whimper*

>>17028830

Dark rumours abound that they use psykers - strictly forbidden in Commoragh - to read minds and pluck scandalous secrets out of unsuspecting heads, or detect the movement-memory of objects. The kabal matriarch, Ribekka Brux, strenuously denies this.

>>17028830

This is officially part of my headcanon now!

I can just see a Dark Eldar paparazzi slaughtering his way into an Archon's chambers and fighting his bodyguards to a standstill long enough to get an interview.

>>17028861
And in other news the buxom new star of Wych Cult of Strife, Seren Darik was spotted with the multi-'talented' Gortesques Roddus Many of Twisted Creators Haemonculi Coven. Direct video of their bloody escapades through Night Knife Street and their consummation holo's avaiable at the cost of one slave, or two Orcs.

Due to its salacious content the News of the World had the nickname "News of the Screws".

The same is true in Commoragh, albeit for a different reason - it's uncannily good at getting scoops, though...

The thought of having a Rogue Trader variant involving DE roving the galaxy, trudging through the misery of endless battle fields, risking detection and immediate destruction at the hands of the inferior minded Mon'Keigh and subjecting themselves to the mind altering horrors of the galaxy all for THE best scoop is a very appealing one.

>>17028963
>implying this thing wasn't supposed to be used on balls/tits

>>17028972
Depends, do you mean it's use on Earth or in Commoragh?

>>17028968
Imagine a Farseer, wearily overlooking the field of battle as the soldiers under her command finish off the scattered remains of the enemy. The day was won, but many of her kin are dead. As she prepares to return to her Craftworld, the webway gates flare open. And a dozen Dark Eldar rush out, shoving their microphones up to her ghosthelm, and bombarding her with "KEL'ARA RAZORTONGUE, COMMORITE STANDARD. WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THIS ENGAGEMENT? DO YOU THINK IT MIGHT HAVE GONE BETTER IF YOUR WARRIORS WEREN'T BOUND TO A FAILING IDEOLOGY? DO YOU SEE MANY OF YOUR KIN ABANDONING THE PATHS AS A RESULT OF THIS BATTLE? WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ARCHON FAL'TARA'S STATEMENT THAT COMMORAGH'S DOORS ARE ALWAYS OPEN?"

>>17028968
I want to play the shit out of this now.

>>17028978
Earth.

>>17029023
>>17028837
Howard Stern is a Kabal Lord. I see it now.

*click*
-your Trueborn!? Could you be more WRONG, Dukleis!?
This child is...
What da ZOG?!
*click*
A superior people deserve a superior edge.
Incisor: Cut. It. Out.
*click*
>>In his native state the Mon'Keigh is a thing of deplorable tranquility, given to hours of pointless cultivation and a marked tendency towards slovenly attempts at procreation. Observe now as the male approaches the female with a fistful of common weeds, his guard down.
*click*
WHEEL!
OF!
TORMENT!
*click*

and now, some random images from Commoragh.

Commoragh: come for the culture, stay for the torture.

source:

>>17029265

err, whoops.
>>17029265
>>17029248
>>17029226
>>17029218
>>17029203
>>17029193
Source: http://mako85.deviantart.com/gallery/

>>17029265
that's what they told the taus.

>>17029226

Slave in a Box sounds delicious, but I've got a loyalty card to Kabal Fried Caucasian. Gotta love the Haemonculus's special recipe, the meat's so tender.

>>17029308
Really? I prefer Torture King personally...

>>17029318
Ven'di's, personally.
The warpdust-salted Ork Strips are just too good.
And holy shit you trip balls afterwards.

>>17029283
>That picture.

ITT: Pic related.

>>17029430
In Commoragh, sending a reporter undercover means having someone in your target's household murdered, then paying a Haemonculus to turn your reporter into an exact physical duplicate? I can totally see that, yea.

>>17029461
It's Commorragh, people die all the time. Just have a random guard killed and then make sure your (wo)man gets to be the replacement. You do this of course by slowly poisoning the competition to make them underperform, while avoiding such attempts on your infiltrator. Fun times!

>>17029493
So Paranoia with more gratuitous nudity and gory combat?
Glorious.
Dammit, I want this thread to live yet I have no more ideas or pictures. Feh.
I like the Kabal of Shattered Reputations.
And Kabal Fried Caucasian, and Torture King. Keen stuff.

I gotta admit, I really like the image of Commoragh as a fantastically exciting metropolis of exotic foods, people, and causes of death.
Commoragh: no regrets, no worries, no mercy!
Commoragh: see The Sun That Nevers Sets in the City That Never Sleeps.
Commoragh: if you can make it here, you'll never want to make it someplace else.
Commoragh: no seat belts, no speed limits, no autopsies!
Commoragh: have the time of your life!

>>17029604
>a fantastically exciting metropolis of exotic foods, people, and causes of death.

That's pretty much what it is. It'd be a truely wonderful place, if it wasn't entirely designed and populated by sadistic monsters.

>>17029604
>I gotta admit, I really like the image of Commoragh as a fantastically exciting metropolis of exotic foods, people, and causes of death.

It most certainly is. It's deadly as fuck, but it's a place of unending wonders. Just look at the DE weapon tech, and imagine the kind of insane stuff you might have in a city night life that can do things like that, beyond even arenas. After all, hex rifles have a close tie to an art exhibition of infinite horror!

>>17029642
I think the key is to be equally crazy.
Like, if you're the Radical Inquisitor Hunter S. Thompson fleeing your former conclave and kept alive by pretty much just nicotine and meth, and the only person you trust is your Kroot Lawyer who thinks he's The Joker, then you're ready for Commoragh.
Normal, sane, empathetic people have no place besides that of currency.
But the strung out, the deranged, the stylishly murderous?
The City opens it's barbed, tatooed, razor-marked arms for them.
Come, come to the city. Make your last moments truly precious.

>>17029700
>I think the key is to be equally crazy.

True enough. I mean there's a whole district of the city given over to non-Dark Eldar mercenaries. Your average Commorite port is probably going to have a fairly substantial population of non-Eldar pirates and raiders passing through to barter and trade, let alone more interesting individuals who might be singled out by the high Lords and Ladies as particularly amusing.

I can just imagine an Archon keeping some extremely dangerous human as part of his court, all the while laughing behind his back. "Oh, look. He thinks he's *people*."

>>17029764
The ultimate toy: one that might kill you.
Sounds pretty DE to me.
And potentially a source of considerable angst and torment!

>>17029700
> Radical Inquisitor Hunter S. Thompson

Well, now that's a thought. Tell us more of Inquisitor Thompson's adventures in the Dark City!

Maybe its because Ive seen Spiderman Unlimited before, but what if one of the biggest 'newspapers' out there is a human newspaper for all the human slaves and their descendants/half-eldar children?

It could even have its own human-former slave Jonah Jameson.

Lilith Hesperax's favorite paper

>>17029795
Ach, I have none within me.
Well...

Inquisitor Hunter took a last drag and pitched his lho into the pavement.
That the puddle it hit caught fire didn't impress him.
That the fire was green, and screaming?
He bent over and inhaled ferociously.
The world spun crazily and he dropped to one knee as his cardial implant sped up, it's normally distant wheeze now the rapid thudding of a crazed grox.
Fuuuuuuuu-ck yes.
He was in the right city.
Hunter pulled his battered plasma pistol, and put a shot into the puddle.
The screaming stopped. The fire became a more traditional, soothing plasma blue. He lit another lho, absently dabbed at the blood dribbling out of the corners of his eyes, and waited on Reeak.
"...fucking COME ON you ghastly quill-brained shit!"
"Rooooooork."
That was new. Several deep octaves of new.
Reeak struggled sideways through the lander's door, and once clear he elected to hurl his swollen bulk down in a powerful leap rather then chance the bent stairs.
Hunter grinned.
That Warboss had been two meals for them both, and by the look of it Reeak wasn't done with his yet.
"Got your shit?"
"...I does. Do. *krork*"
Reeak gestured with a massive chipped knife.
"This trip is still biz-ness, 'Unter, don't forget that."
"This trip is a fucking blazing, glorious crusade into the corrupted heart of the foulest fucking xenos to...to...fuck me it's gorgeous.

>>17029921

Ooops, not meant 'for humans'

First human run paper though.

Would be epic

"PAAAAAAR-KERRRRRRRRRRR!!"

>>17029983
Lights.
Towers that stretched dizzily up, studded in lights and spines and titan-scale blades, and even as he watched microscopic seeming dots distantly flailing would be hurled from them and plunge as if under water to their doubtless explosively end.
This was a city where it could take him whole minutes to fall to his death.
"....yeah."
He'd already discharged an entire roll of picter film, and had reflexively reloaded before he'd noticed he was shooting.
Reeak had lifted his head and was scenting, something like a pleased smirk on the edges of his shear-like beak.
Hunter turned, and spent his last picter charge on Reeak, distantly noting his how subject's bulging muscles were nearly swallowing his formerly lanky frame.
"Buddy."
"In-quisy-ter?"
"Whatcha got, buddy?"
"Food. Fried, and rich'n da good proteins."
"Killer. We need money."
"Gots any Thrones left?"
"I 'gots' precious searing fuck off. Maybe a dozen devil-dust tabs, a quarter-ounce of Tearing diluted in saline, a sheet of Hate -and fucking bad Hate, too, and...jackpot!"
"*kroork*?"
"....fuck. Laundry tokens. Nevermind."

>>17030077
Hunter hunched down into his battered greatcoat and with a surly jut of his chin directed Reeak forward.
Into the Dark City. The Mad City.
His city.
moar? Less? FEEDBACK, BITCHES!
>>inb4 that spastic fagtard from GEOM's thread wheezes his way over here.

>>17030077
>>17029983

I LOVE YOU

>>17030077
Hurm. How would laundrettes work in Commorragh? Tell me more.
In fact, write more, this is great stuff!

>>17029983
I can easily read this as Hunter, I like the dialogue. I want to see where this goes.

>>17030180
Murder. In fact, everything in Commoragh works by murder. Seriously, EVERYTHING.

>>17030203
As funny as that is, it really gets me thinking about what daily-life in Commorragh is actually like, how differently do they perform such trivial tasks?

>>17030203
For murder read slaves, and that'd make sense

>>17030223
Are you in a Kabal? Then you get a slave to do that shit, or one of the new meat.

Are you not a Kabelite? Then you got to do it yourself unless you can get yourself a slave somehow

Are you not an Eldar? Then you're pretty much stuck in the same situation as any given person in Africa trapped in the middle of a war zone, except instead of the UN, you have rape-murder-elves watching.

>>17030234
How do you think you GET the slaves?

>>17030249
How do the citizens of Commorragh come about such things without personally entering real-space on a raid or something? Like, if you're not in a Kabal or in a Cult what would you use as currency to pay for slaves? This might be a simple question, but I'm fairly new to 40k.

>>17030300
They bring stuff in from raids. Yes, the Dark Eldar raid enough shit that they can support an entire solar-system sized city with it. Like some of the raids have ended in entire planet's populations being taken away.

>>17030223
"Fuck, I've got no change for laundry. Gorthrax, can you give me ten of your slaves for this one right here? Or do I have to kill you first?"
"Oh, you sweet-talker. Here, take this one before I insert this Venom Blade right into your urethra."

>>17030300
It's not really gone into. I imagine Commoragh as having a very large, complex barter system. There isn't a single currency, just a trade of goods and services. Individuals will trade whatever they have - whether they've been paid it, or stole it, or claimed it from a dead rival or neighbor, whatever - to get what they want. Large arms manufacturers may have set prices for things - picture related in that regard.

>>17030314
Interesting, and it's just sort of divvied out amongst the populace? Or what would you have to do to purchase raid spoils? I didn't realize how large raids could be.

>>17030339
Yea, there's a bit of a misconception that the Dark Eldar raiding is fairly small - a town here, a shipping convoy there, and so on. It's more like a constant war upon realspace, carrying off whole planetary populations to feed Commoragh's hunger.

That said, actually owning or trading slaves is probably something mostly restricted to the upper and middle classes, as they're the ones that the Kabals draw from, and it's the Kabals that launch the majority of raids. Dark Eldar aren't given to sharing, so it's doubtful that the spoils would be doled out to the populace. Most slaves are tortured and killed so their pain and suffering can be collected and consumed (if the Dark Eldar don't do this, they wither away and die). That's why the Wych Cults exist. The huge glatatorial arenas allow the masses of Commoragh to pack in and devour the suffering of the warriors and slaves being maimed and killed before them.

>>17030335
It's pretty amazing to me then, that their entire market is based on slavery and pirating. I know that that is really obvious, but I've never really clued into them not having ANY sort of industry of their own until now.

Aren't more emotional species more fulfilling for the Dark Eldar? This would mean that the Craftworld Eldar or Exodite Eldar would be the most prized prey and Necrons or lower Tyranids the least.

We know Dark Eldar raid Exodites, in Planetstrike some Exodite world managed to repel such a raid but the haemonculi managed to poison the World Spirit before leaving. This somehow (empathic link?) caused every Eldar on the planet to lay down and die in days.

>>17030401
I don't know about craftworld Eldar, but I remember reading that an Astartes is among the most prized spoils of battle, as their gene-enhancement makes them more resistant to pain, they can be tortured much longer than the average IG etc.

>>17030391

Of course they have industry of their own. They need it to build their (ridiculous) tech. It's not like some random Imperium world will have a Black-Hole-In-A-Box factory

>>17030401
Actually now that you mention it, I don't know why they'd ever want to raid Necrons.. they don't feel pain so they wouldn't be that pleasurable to fight. i suppose just for supplies and armaments

>>17030401
>Aren't more emotional species more fulfilling for the Dark Eldar?

Probably, yea. But given the size of Commoragh, quantity is better than quality. Eldar and Dark Eldar also work together against mutual enemies - there's certainly a degree of infighting, as you mention - but there's no great fratricidal war between the two.

From the Dark Eldar's perspective, I imagine they just treat other Eldar factions the same way they treat one another. They won't go after other Eldar for the sake of it, but if they have something the Commorites want and can't stop it from being taken from them, too bad. They should have been tougher.

>>17030118
Money. Money money money.
Hunter scurried, one hand on his plasma gun, and the other on his nuts.
He'd found a corpse about ever couple meters. Some swinging from lumen posts. Some slumped against walls in the universal boneless posture of the recently dead. Some smeared in pink and crimson ribbons across the streets.
All naked.
And all with the genitals gouged out.
Hunter gave The God-Emperor a lot over the years.
But fuck the entire warp, and Cadia too for kicks, if he was losing his balls over this bullshit -dead OR alive.
Above, below, around him the city breathed in whispers and gasps and throaty giggles and high, mocking, triumphant laughter. Strange, nerve-scraping music came in fading moans to him, hollowed by it's chaotic reverberations along the alley walls.
The actual thoroughfares were no option. He'd strode confidently down one, head up, fearlessly like a righteous servant of the Emperor, the kind he'd learned to imitate at least, did.
Fuck this city, it didn't -he ducked a pair of dangling feet, and something hurled him facedown into the street.
Even as he was smashed down, Hunter was already curling into a ball -his hive-honed survival skills screaming for him to look hurt, look helpless, give Reeak time to set up a flank.
He tore at his coat, seized his Sunburn pistol, pulled frantically as it got snagged-
"Mon-keigh."
Hunter froze. That voice. The supremacy in that voice. The unquestioning superiority of it's speaker. He clicked on his voxcorder.
"Mon-keigh. You terror is sweet, Mon-Keigh. How far do you think you'll get, if we let you run?"
Hunter rolled over, and finally beheld the being addressing him.
He hissed out a curse from behind clenched teeth.
"Hellions."

>>17030418
Well, I suppose what I was getting at is that any sort of Commorragh based industry would just be powered by slaves, so the DE themselves, (slaves excluded), wouldn't have to do any of the grunt work. Aside from weapons manufacturing they don't really work towards any sort of industry is what I meant.

Am I wrong in that assumption?

>>17030433
Because Necrons hate Eldar.

Yeah, they can't feel phsical pain, but having a necron lord as your thrall, arms removed, and with their constantly staring eyes while you completely ignore them... That's pure bliss.

>>17030433

The Dolmen Gates were probably thrown in to give a reason for DE and Necrons to fight in the webway.

Besides that, there are coinciding raids or invasions in imperial worlds etc.

>>17030454
>Am I wrong in that assumption?

Probably. Most industry is carried out by slaves...but that doesn't mean those slaves aren't other Dark Eldar. It's mentioned that being reduced to a factory slave is one of the worst punishments for a Dark Eldar, as the repetitive and monotonous work deprives them of any extreme emotion and sensation. A fair degree of Commorite industry will be carried out by Dark Eldar - just not willingly.

>>17030445
From above they floated, wrapped in tight gleaming suits of dark animal hide, each jauntily balanced on a quietly humming wing-vehicle painted in dark purple -both mount and rider decorated in gleaming studs and spikes, the icon of a spread hand featuring a screaming mouth for a palm prominent on the underside of the wing-boards.
The Hellions smiled as they bared metallic fangs, the pleasure they took in his fear clearly savored.

>>aaaaaand my batteries run out. Fark.
>>Shower me with praise, or at least feedback, and the odds that this goes somewhere later improve notably.

>>17030339
If you want raid spoils, you'd better be tough enough to take it from whoever has some.

>>17030521
Keep it up. S'good stuff

>>17030502
"so the DE themselves, (slaves excluded)"

By that I meant the DE factory slaves as you meantioned.

>>17030521
Aww, done? I was enjoying it. I think Inquisitor Hunter and his kroot buddy are going to be some NPCs in a job I have planned for a DH game sometime, to let the party meet an Inquisitor with even less regard for their lives than their own. And to score sweet drugs.

Wonder what the tabloid's reactions would be to Malys and Vect's relationship?

>>17030642
Thanks, I'm flattered.

Yeah, I'm just too goddamn tired. I've got enough mojo to be a prick in a different thread, and then it's lights out.
But yes. Sweet Drugs. Commoragh Culture. Trash talking the Hellions. And maybe a interview with Lillith! After all, there's got to be some point to Hunter's presence, right?
And I need to read up on how Kroot deal with gaining traits.
Reeak's not done being fucked with just yet.

>>17030714
I eagerly await Hunter's return. You need to do a Pulp Fiction style "captured, almost raped then going medieval on some DE arse" bit

>>17030744
That's...not a bad idea.
(I am grinning. I will be polite and not show my grin).
Key think I think is making Hunter the equal of his challenge.
He's down, but not out.

>>17030763
I'm glad the idea was well received.
And a Winston Wolf alike. In the form of a Space Wolf

>>17030649
Vect broke up not out of boredom, but because he was tired of killing 86 papparazis per day.

Y'know reading this thread makes me yearn for a dark eldar RPG

>this entire thread
>especially the Inquisitor Hunter stuff

I TELL YOU!

THE CRAFTWORLD ELDAR IS A VILE PERVERSION OF HOW ELDAR SHOULD LIVE!

IT'S OBSCENE! FILTHY!

I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU CAN SAY THAT WE DARK ELDAR SHOULDN'T KILL EVERY CRAFTWORLD ELDAR IN THE GALAXY!

>because you always need an insane fundamentalist conservative on tv

>>17030966

Waste precious resources to wage a pointless war of extermination against less fortunate kin, kin who can so easily slip from their path and fall into our lap?

Although I had expected such an outburst, you never cease to amaze with your shortsightedness.

>and a liberal variant

you know how dark eldar are always all about trying to be fancy as fuck and eating exotic and often deadly foods

do you think they ever just have a big mac attack and grab someone from the slave pits and eat them and try to avoid getting pictures of them snapped.

>>17031112
FUCK NO! THEY AREN'T MON'KEIGH

Tau news reporters are the best.

>>17031703
she's a Por'Ui, here is a Por'La.

Maybe Its cause I jsut got another hueg brainwave, but one could really take this Spiderman-Of-Commoragh concept far! Imagine it, Peter is a former IG slave since escaped and now part of the human-formerslave population, and he struggles since his Aunt May can't make the blood/torture taxes required to pay the bills. So Peter joins the Daily Torture, premiere human newspaper of Commorragh.

It would be like Spiderman Unlimited, except better. And uncancelled!

Him and Lilith have an odd relationship going.

bump?

rolled 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 = 25

balump

>>17030966
>>17031091

Let's not forget the obligatory young Dark Eldar rising star.

>U MAD! U MAD!

I AM TELLING YOU - STOP BELIEVING THE KABALITE LIES!

You ever wondered why Eldrad has disappeared?

Because he needs all his time being Vect! Vect, Eldrad, both names have an "E"! They're the same person! I tell you!

>dark eldar conspiracy theorists

And Vect wants to replace us Dark Eldar with Space Marines! You think he let those Space Marines in to amuse us? NO! It was to show us his new replacements! Soon, the FEMA will set up concentration camps and kill us all, and replace us with Dark Marines!

>Actually now that you mention it, I don't know why they'd ever want to raid Necrons.. they don't feel pain so they wouldn't be that pleasurable to fight. i suppose just for supplies and armaments

NOT ENTIRELY CORRECT.

"However, if heavily damaged, a Necron Warrior emits a modulated electronic scream, a tooth-rattling shriek that is an eerie parody of a living creature's pain. It is impossible to say whether this death wail is simply intended as a warning to other Necrons, or is simply a half-remembered reaction to the onset of oblivion."

Necron Warrior page entry.

>>17030456
... Until he has drawn enough carbon and other atoms from the surroundings to completely repair itself and go on a murderous rampage

Of course, that's probably just fun for them

>>17030456
You do know that Necrons can teleport away, right?

If he hasn't left, he's either waiting for something or actually a hologram.

>>17031091

Why does no one EVER post the full image.

IS THERE A FULL IMAGE? I MUST KNOW.

>>17037669
The full image is porn, aka not suitable for a blue-board.

>>17037726

Then a link a needed.

>>17037612

They need Dolmen Gates to breach the webway though, so phase-out teleporting would not necessarily work in Commoragh.

>>17037738
http://grognard.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=8075

>>17037802

IT'S BETTER THAN I IMAGINED.

>>17037802
For some reason the tongue stud really makes the image for me.
Bravo, Anon.

>>17037917
Iron Lung! Is it story time again?

>>17037802
Fucking glorious man.

Haemonculi are apparently known for their iron grip on Commoragh's fashion business.

>>17031703

"no, your not," snapped Ui'k'tadie exasperatedly.

DEAR

FUCKING

GOD

>>17029642
To be fair if you're sufficiently badass you can enjoy it just fine.

Dark Eldar have quite a few alien mercenaries who fight alongside them or just chill in Commorragh. Since aliens can't hold any political power among the Dark Eldar, if you're an alien you don't need to worry about all the betrayal and intrigue. All you've got to worry about is people straight-up murdering you.

wait, so who (or what) would the most trusted face in news be in Commorragh?

>>17029789
So... lawn darts?

>>17042568

Andersson the Imprisoned.