I WISH FOR MORE WISHES
>>16913115Hey kid, wanna /ss/?
>>16913105FUUUUUUUUUCK MOVING COLA CANS
>>16913115>SPIKY RED-AND PURPLE HAIRSHE'S YUGIOHWHAT DO YOU WISH FOR /tg/?
>chocolate cakeFUCK NO WE SAW WHERE THAT TOOK US LAST THREAD
best looking kid in school, best looking kid in school, best looking kid in school, best looking kid in school, best looking kid in school
>>16913127I WISH FOR LOOKS BABY
>>16913127>I don't have all day.Oh, I'm sorry, did we interrupt your carbonic acid bath?Anyway, fuck those lame wishes, go to pg. 66
>>16913127Looks. Nothing but looks.Make it so we have to turn off our swag before we go to bed.
FUCK YES I LOVE THIS GENIE.I'd say 66, but looks like we're gettin' good lookin'
Money, then we can buy the best looking kid and steal his face, and buy on up to celeb status, plus miscellaneous crap.
LOOKS IS TEH WINRAR BRB
RESTART Y/N?ALSO BRB GONNA GET FOOD
>>16913249Y.With page 66.
You know, I remember loving the shit out of these as a kid. But reading them now...wtf? They make no goddamn sense whatsoever.More, please.
>>16913401NOW WE CAN ADD INCEST TO THE /SS/THIS IS THE BEST BOOK EVER
I can't wait for oedipus end.
WHAT A DICK
I remember this one...Forgot about the mom thing though.
>>16913435Keep Blue Face.Join Blue Man GroupProfit
>>16913435Join the Blue Man Group.
>>16913454Seconding. Blue Man Group Chicago is the best thing, out of all the things, ever.
>>16913454>>16913459>BLUE MAN GROUP-MIND>THENTHAT ISERNIT
da ba dee
AND NOT A SINGLE FUCK WAS GIVEN THAT DAY. BRB
>>16913493Actually, I gave a lot of fucks. They only cost like, ten bucks.
>>16913570That'll learn him to mess with us.We need to go buy some face paint.
>>16913570I have no mouth and I must scream?
RESTART ONE LAST TIME Y/N?YOU WILL RESTART AT LAST CHOICE PAGE IF Y
>>16913591Y, and go no blue face.
>>16913591Yes, no blue face.
SCREAMY SISTER WAT DO?
>>16913716SAVE DA PRECIOUS YONAH-GIRLBE THE NIER WE WERE DESTINED TO BE
Fuck off, find genie
>>16913716She's probably just on her period, you know how women are.Keep looking.
>>16913723>>16913726FUCK THAT SAVE SISTER.
>>16913741You're gonna regret it when she tries to get you to buy her tampons.
>>16913726>5 years old>period
WE NEED A TIEBREAKAH
>>16913758Save sister.Bitches love it when you save your sister.
SAVAN SISTAH BRB
>>16913818M. Night Shyamalan strikes again.We are the demons.
>>16913831Here it comes.....
>>16913863Hey jenna WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU FOR THE LAST FIVE MINUTES?
>>16913882It's a party....Were do you think?
>WAT DOIMMA GONNA NEED TO CALL IT A NIGHT HERE GUYS, I'VE GOT SCHOOL TOMORROW.I'LL PROBABLY PICK AT AROUND 6PM TOMORROW
>>16913893Monster was created to scare, not to harm. Look for can. Like we should've done instead of looking for that PMSing bitch.
>>16913893Soooo... Done here?
fun night with you OP! see you next time on /tg/NEXT TIME, ON /TG/...
bumping so I don't have to start a new thread tonight. Also, for previous stories check outhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=goosebumps
>>16913893Also I need votes for either choice.
Your brother deserves it. Find the cola can.
Ok I'm back, you've 10 minutes to vote on >>16913893 before I start scanning
>>16918835GOAN CAN FINDAN I GUESS
AND THEN A DINOSAUR FALLS FROM SKY AND LANDS ON THE HOUSE, KILLING EVERYONE.THE END>See you guys next time.
>>16920854What, no! BASH IT.
>>16921033It's too late, I'm beyond the point of giving a shit.Story's over for tonight.