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    161 KB Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 11/06/11(Sun)18:08 No.16862657  
    So anyways, I was thinking it was about time I did a little more Boonequest. Sorry for the delays, as usual.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)18:12 No.16862701
    F5ing like a motherfucker
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)18:14 No.16862716
    oh snap. boone away!

    where'd this shit leave off? been a while.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)18:14 No.16862717
    Boone Quest Day is Happiness Day!
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 11/06/11(Sun)18:16 No.16862733
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    It's been a bit I admit, and there's a bit to take in at this point. There's a bit to take in also, so if you need a moment to look through the archives too, that's gravy pie.

    There is also this cliff notes business here:

    Also, for what it's worth: as the game is getting more exposition heavy and based more around talking with people (mostly team mates) I've tried to make the 'talking to someone' screens slightly more interesting or detailed, generally just for team members but hey. Putting that out there.

    Best get started, we have a short cutscene first...
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 11/06/11(Sun)18:29 No.16862869
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    The CHIRIUTUBE goes through its final cycle, making a bizzare noise like house keys down piano wire before a definate thud is heard and from the smoke emerges, at long last, Nel. Free from her affliction she has the look on her face of absolute relief and delight.

    Tears well up in her eyes
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 11/06/11(Sun)18:34 No.16862938
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    She reaches out and pull you against her, not in a desperate attempt to cling to her humanity like last time, but with genuine warmth and grattitude.

    "You have saved me, Alice Boone. Thank the Emperor for you. I will never forget this"

    Behind you, a recessed holoprojecto flickers to life.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 11/06/11(Sun)18:39 No.16863005
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    A hologram of GODEK, the now sainted (or whatever the techpriest equivilent is) head of this medical department.
    A soft, commanding voice crackles from it.

    "If you are seeing this, then you have managed to do what i could not, and save a life I was powerless to help. Please find contained within this receptical, the wordly possessions of Nel Torokvei, with one final gift of my own"

    A floor tile slides open revealing a TECHNOMAT JUMPSUIT, a MULTITOOL and a CANONESS FRUIT PIE.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 11/06/11(Sun)18:44 No.16863060
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    Nel takes this oppurtunity to change out of her PRISON CLOTHES (burning them for good measure) and puts on the TECHNOMAT JUMPSUIT.

    She looks around a little before finally asking "What happened to Daneel?"

    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)18:47 No.16863082
    he's uh... he's missing. and certainly not exploded. we should probably go fix up that teleport doodad and see if we can't get him back.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 11/06/11(Sun)18:54 No.16863157
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    Nel is touched by your infectious optimism, but is pretty sure that sort of thing is beyond that humble transponder.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)18:54 No.16863160
    Head back up the higher level and reactivate the drilling machine?
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 11/06/11(Sun)19:00 No.16863212
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    Drilling machine is ruined, yo. You ripped apart for wires earlier. Also, you can only travel with 2 people at a time.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:01 No.16863219
    If people need a refresher, here's the last episode on the archive:

    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:03 No.16863240

    This is good. Give us five minutes to get back up to speed, we'll be right with you.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 11/06/11(Sun)19:05 No.16863258
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    To elaborate
    Character besides those in you team, will follow you a short distance and help you out, but their travel distance and abilities are limited.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:06 No.16863267
    well there's no harm in trying is there? plus maybe we can teleport someone/thing else up later. Broken machine spirits help nothing!
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:06 No.16863274
    I want to see what our new party member can do, so leave Leo down here and take Nell back up with us to the mining level, and speak to kapunda. Maybe a friendly face will get him onside.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:07 No.16863280
    I just read re-read Boone Quest 2 and this caught my eye
    >Concerning Leokadia and tube treatment
    >We'll slap her on the ass if Nel survives.

    Well, seems like we'll have to do that now.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:10 No.16863303
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:11 No.16863321

    The possibly apologize and say it was something we promised ourselves to do
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:13 No.16863335

    Also, show us Nell's stats/inventory.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:20 No.16863404
    Take Nell up to the KORNHEISER and have her use her SPARE PART and REPAIR skill to reactivate it. Take Musou with us, for protection if Toors comes knocking, Leo can stay down here.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 11/06/11(Sun)19:23 No.16863430
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    You place a firm smack on Nels backside and she squeaks and jumps forward, flattered, but flustered.
    You explain to her that that was something you and Daneel agreed had to happen but that he was not here to administrate.

    "well...he owes me one then..." she mutters. But she understands.

    Depending on the button you press, the teleporter can bring in one of 5 new people
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:24 No.16863441
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    Oh, wait, we had to open the activation panel, didn't we?

    Try this.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:26 No.16863465
    Let's simply ask Nel if she knows the code for that thing. If I remember correctly, she looked like a foreman of some kind on the vids.

    >Dat blush
    >Not into girls
    Yeah yeah, keep telling that to yourself.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:26 No.16863471
    >5 new people
    let us comence to fixinating.

    I propose we leave C-16 here, unless we can be sure who we're porting in with only one person's expertise.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:26 No.16863473
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    Or this
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:27 No.16863478
    >So anyways, I was thinking it was about time I did a little more Boonequest
    Comfy chair: ONLINE
    Pepsi: ONLINE
    Chips: ONLINE
    + + + DEPLOYING TO BATTLE + + +
    Fatass #017 present, lads. Let's roll.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:27 No.16863482
    >Drilling machine is ruined, yo. You ripped apart for wires earlier.

    no drill tank for us. moving on.
    >> Rogal Dorn 11/06/11(Sun)19:27 No.16863483
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    Oh fuck, I'm actually catching one of these live
    >> Iron Lung 11/06/11(Sun)19:28 No.16863488
    MR. C!
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:30 No.16863497
    When we go back to the Cogitator on the upper level, also scan for xenos. Toors is still unaccounted for and Serum A may make him detectable.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:31 No.16863508
    i'm pretty sure we tried that after we blew our way through the bulkhead in pursuit, with no results.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 11/06/11(Sun)19:32 No.16863520
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    Nels info, for the curious. She is a UTILITY character, as she has no PP and is non combatant, her skills can be used any time at no cost, but are situational, she's basically a way of helping you through tech related puzzles (in the same way C-16 helps you go through combat scenarios quicker)

    With Nel, you need less parts to fix stuff also.

    She will never fight, but can be relied upon to avoid danger.

    She also has LOCAL knowledge and can answer more questions (though still not all) about the facility.

    The Kornheiser is fixed, you just havent figured out the ignition code.

    IMPORTANT: Flying the Kornheiser out of the shaft or beaming ina a new person will end this level. Just so you know.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:32 No.16863522
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    Third try for the activation panel.

    "The Machine God"
    >> Iron Lung 11/06/11(Sun)19:33 No.16863529
    So I have no useful ideas, but what flavor is that fruit pie?

    Actually, yeah.
    has got a good place to start.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:35 No.16863540
    looks like pear.

    or whatever grimdark pear is.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:35 No.16863541
    As far as we know, beck is still beneath the Blue Bulkhead. C-16 still has a grenade left - does anyone think it worthwhile going down and finishing him off?
    >> Iron Lung 11/06/11(Sun)19:36 No.16863545
    Ok, np then. She's not for point-work.
    Hey, do we have anyone who can actually pilot the Kornheiser?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:37 No.16863550

    Pears are as grimdark as fuck. They're teeth-breakingly hard, then they're ripe and juicy for about, oh, 8.76 seconds, then they're a puking mushy slurry.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 11/06/11(Sun)19:37 No.16863551
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    Okay, we've got a lot of suggestions here, I need some straight up consensus in simple terms fo my primitive Anglo-Australian brain to calculate.

    Choose your team. Choose your action. Bit by bit.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:37 No.16863557
    Dunno. I'd guess the character with the skill "Pilot" might.
    >> Iron Lung 11/06/11(Sun)19:38 No.16863561
    It might be...DIS-PEAR!

    sage for bad, terribly old pun.
    ...although Nada would be a great substitute for C-16.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:38 No.16863562
    not really. bulkhead's locked and we should probably save it for something more imminent.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:39 No.16863571

    TEAM: Boone, Nel, C-16.

    LOCATION: Kornheiser.

    ACTION: Reactivate it. Don't necessarily fly off yet, look inside and see if there are any useful items.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:40 No.16863582

    >>Pears are as grimdark as fuck.

    /tg/, you never fail to surprise me.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:41 No.16863590
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    >Finished reading the archives of boone quest last night having never participated in a thread.
    >Note the massive lack of boone quest since september
    >Think that threads didn't get archived
    >This thread
    >My face when I get to participate
    >> Iron Lung 11/06/11(Sun)19:42 No.16863597
    hee hee, +1 to you. Well done.

    I am having some serious selective perspective problems today, no lie.

    Port in NADA. Leave LEOKADIA. Take Party to KORNHEISER, and leave NEL in it as pilot. Take C-16 and NADA onward to ADVENTURE!

    Edit: dammit, where's that image of C-16 attempting an Attillan salute?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:43 No.16863601

    >>She also has LOCAL knowledge and can answer more questions (though still not all) about the facility.

    On the facility map, does nel know what the ? at A3 is? Just some random rocks or evil Chaotic stelae?
    >> Iron Lung 11/06/11(Sun)19:44 No.16863611
    Good thinking.
    Seconded. Let us PUMP NEL...for information.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:44 No.16863616
    porting in ends the level.

    apparently nel + c-16 to the korneiser has the favor of the majority.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:45 No.16863620

    If it's Evil Chaotic Stelae, call up Yoahkim and bombard it.
    >> Iron Lung 11/06/11(Sun)19:46 No.16863638
    Tis true.
    I'm not clear if ending the level will change anything aside from not being able to solve any leftover puzzles.
    That said, we do have a really good party right now. Aside from some serious ranged combat deficiencies we're damn well-rounded.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:47 No.16863646
    if we call him, we should probably point out the gun batteries too. he might want to take some initiative in bombarding them for his own reasons.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:48 No.16863653

    Eating a pear is like playing Russian Roulette with an automatic.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:49 No.16863654
    >implying C-16 charging headlong isn't a ranged attack

    also, luminen blast, flashbang, and 2x guns
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:49 No.16863659

    but there's no way to randomise the chamber with an automatic. It'd be a very short game.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:50 No.16863663

    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:50 No.16863664
    Do we have any way of figuring out which character will be ported in by each button?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:50 No.16863666
    >the point
    >your head
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:52 No.16863683
    I missed a few threads.
    I require:
    List of characters that happened after we met the KORNHEISER and HINT MAN.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:52 No.16863687
    CF, are you taking us to the kornheiser yet?
    >> Iron Lung 11/06/11(Sun)19:52 No.16863690
    C-16 does great if she's not shot to death before she arrives. She lost a ton of HP to a single guard that one time she was unarmed.
    So, Ranged:
    1 (Power?) Spear throw. Short range -probably absurdly high damage though. Leokadia might be able to retrieve it with Ferric Summons.
    2 Grenades. Short range, inaccurate.
    2 Laspistols, and very critically, no combat rated shooters. Short range, low damage.
    Luminen Blast, Short ranged and very limited ammo.

    No, we have a definite weakness. It's not been a problem _yet_.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:53 No.16863696

    CF already posted the cheat sheet earlier. Here it is again:

    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:54 No.16863707

    study up.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:56 No.16863720
    That lacks FACILITY MAP and a description of NADA.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:58 No.16863742
    Take Nel and C-16 up to the COGITATOR on the mining level. Look through CAMERA ONE and CAMERA TWO.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 11/06/11(Sun)20:03 No.16863792
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    Porting in NADA strikes you as unlikely, as she was not part of your shuttle (she was travelling with Quil, as usual), and the telporter seems callibrated to your shuttle only.

    Okay...hoo..okay...From what I'm gathering here, we are at least temporaily making a team of C-16 and Nel, to go check out the KORNHEISER and are then going to take NEL to look at the MAP?

    About right?

    You and Leokadia make your fond fairwells, you remind her to watch out for TOORS DENOTE, and she gestures to the AUTOGUARD and smiles.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)20:03 No.16863794
    Ok, we should have Nel beam someone in with the Teleporter.
    We have the spare part, and someone useful might come in. Or at least someone to watch Leo's back.
    THEN we can use the Drill Tank to move foreword.
    >> Iron Lung 11/06/11(Sun)20:07 No.16863834
    Right, good point.

    I think that's it. Get to the Kornheiser, and prepare to move on.
    Asking Nel about that one shrouded location is a good idea, too.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)20:11 No.16863877

    Also suggest >>16863742
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 11/06/11(Sun)20:14 No.16863914
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    If you teleport someone in, the level ends. You may wanna do that last.

    I should point out, before you get your hopes up that the KORNHEISER is basically a hovering minecart, its bade for conveyance, not rock breaking.

    NEL smiles fondly at the KORNHEISER and runs her finger along its activation panels in an almost memorised fashion with a base thud and an electronic whine, the Kornheiser rumbles to activation.

    (SORRY. This puzzle was another meme one. I lack the chops for being actually clever, I was just kind of expectiong someone to google "Kornheiser' in desperation. Bit lame of me.)

    anyways, to the map.

    Dont panic, no one's stealing this.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)20:16 No.16863946
    They'd better not. We put too much time into Hovercraft.
    And OK, Porting in someone LAST then.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)20:19 No.16863974
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    >so obvious now
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    ...you sly son of a bitch
    >> TheCollector !EXVlxJM9Rg 11/06/11(Sun)20:23 No.16864023
    I know, right? I thought he made up the name.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 11/06/11(Sun)20:24 No.16864043
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    You walk up to the COGITATOR MAP, and ask about the ? location.
    Nel stares closely and nods. The damage here is consistant witha downed shuttle. The impact was broad and well spread, so, though damage was done, there'd likely be survivors if the shuttle was any good.

    You pause, musing. Man, Nel kinda knows her shit.

    You then opt to go to the Cameras.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)20:27 No.16864075
    Thread archived, btw:

    >> TheCollector !EXVlxJM9Rg 11/06/11(Sun)20:29 No.16864103
    After this, we should probably relay this map, and attached information, to the captain in the ship in orbit. He might be able to do a bombardment, and it'll be useful to him.
    >> Iron Lung 11/06/11(Sun)20:29 No.16864113
    hmm, also probably a good idea to be damn careful about any orbital fire. The survivors have probably taken shelter, but it's a cluttered battlefield all the same.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)20:31 No.16864132
    well hopefully if we can look at the cameras we can determine what's up at the crash site.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 11/06/11(Sun)20:33 No.16864165
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    Camera two first, because you're like that.

    Hmm. It seems to be live stream footage of the aftermath of a battle. You see two dead SAPP SOLDIERS strewn amongst a cracked concret and barrel barricade.

    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 11/06/11(Sun)20:36 No.16864207
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    The '?' section is not a shuttle crash!


    The '?' is not a shuttle crash!!

    The CRAG is a shuttle crash. the '?' is just rubble.
    >> Thoughts. Iron Lung 11/06/11(Sun)20:36 No.16864211
    -Two seems like too few. Could something have dragged others off?
    -fatal torso wounds, looks like. Consistent with ranged las/bolter fire of a precise nature from the lack of collateral scarring.
    Hmm indeed.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 11/06/11(Sun)20:40 No.16864251
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    Camera One seems to be monted on top of the comm tower, instead of being some sort of sky cam it...

    This fundamentum looks familiar. You bite your lip without even realising it.
    >> TheCollector !EXVlxJM9Rg 11/06/11(Sun)20:40 No.16864258
    Let's try the other camera too.
    JUST rubble?
    Once I was playing a game of D&D and the party walked into a room. The GM rolled something, and accidentally said "ok, the Zombie doesn't move. Shit!"
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)20:41 No.16864275
    Daaamn, can we get print that somehow?
    >> Iron Lung 11/06/11(Sun)20:42 No.16864284
    I'm SURE of it!
    There are few of the Ragged Edges who wear a bodyglove, and she's one.
    Sorry, I'm apparently obsessing.
    >> Iron Lung 11/06/11(Sun)20:43 No.16864296
    Wait, goddamnit.
    That's Jonquil. Blue with black boots. Yeah.
    Sage fer spammage.
    >> TheCollector !EXVlxJM9Rg 11/06/11(Sun)20:45 No.16864321
    She's on the Comm Tower? Can we get a message to her?
    By the way, I'm dumping Cultist because of this thread.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)20:47 No.16864338
    pretty sure you're both wrong.

    >> Iron Lung 11/06/11(Sun)20:47 No.16864339
    Yeah. That part about being atop the Comms tower worries me.
    Either way we should later scout the guns to see if they need fragging, and see about extracting Ms. BlueBooty and Friends as needed.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 11/06/11(Sun)20:49 No.16864360
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    The owner of the derriere, apparently aware that they're being watched, crouches into view and stares directly into the camera. Nel gasps and staggers backward, making the cog sign.

    CUDDLES stares into the camera for a few seconds, the appetures on her eyes zooming in and out. You can't shake the feeling that somehow she not only knows she's being watched, but that she knows she's being watched by you.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)20:50 No.16864370

    Can we TELEPATH her thoughts, or is she out of range?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)20:50 No.16864371
    Blow a kiss at the camera.
    >> TheCollector !EXVlxJM9Rg 11/06/11(Sun)20:50 No.16864373
    WAVE AT CUDDLES! Tell Nel she's cool, Cuddles was with us.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)20:50 No.16864374
    Yay, cuddles!
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)20:50 No.16864381
    we need to get her down here. creepy psycher + cute psycher for the greatest tag team ever!
    >> Iron Lung 11/06/11(Sun)20:51 No.16864383
    In a word: YES.
    Ohhhhh, ho ho. Alpha level Biomancer, personal bodyguard to Commissar Conrad Rage, and generally all-around annhilatrix/psychic comms network broadcaster.
    High. Fucking. Speed.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)20:51 No.16864387
    Something about that...
    Ask Nel if there's anything important about that image.
    (... uh... am I allowed to translate?)
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)20:52 No.16864402
    Could our Telepathy reach her on the comms tower?
    >> Iron Lung 11/06/11(Sun)20:53 No.16864416
    Seven replies to a single post.
    Got to be a new record.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 11/06/11(Sun)20:57 No.16864461
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    oh uh...seems she DOES know.

    You close your eyes and concentrate but the distance and your own weakness make it difficult, you think you hear, soft as a falling leaf:

    'C-c-cCAan't cant leave-eave-eave post but can-an h-h-ELP HELP help help. See-e-e-e-e you sOOn-oon'
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)21:00 No.16864488
    I wonder how the others react to the sight of cuddles, she isn't exactly normal

    Perhaps she wants us to go find her?
    >> TheCollector !EXVlxJM9Rg 11/06/11(Sun)21:00 No.16864490
    Sis-fist Cuddles through the screen. Let her know you'll do what you can from this end.
    >> Go Betty Go? Iron Lung 11/06/11(Sun)21:01 No.16864500

    Alright! We're in serious business. Let's get our shapely fundaments accelerated, and get to the floatah.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)21:03 No.16864525
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)21:03 No.16864526
    So. What does atdineruniversalgreeting mean?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)21:08 No.16864583
    that someone is at the diner and they are sending a universal greeting obviously
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)21:08 No.16864585
    Give her the psychic equivalent of a hug, tell her we made new friends and then soldier on.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 11/06/11(Sun)21:10 No.16864609
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    You assure NEL that despite her appearence, CUDDLES is as on the level as anyone can get, and has acted as a bodyguard to Inquisitorial gents and indeed for Commissar.

    NEL nods. Satisfied. She goes on to mention that, while she had assumed you were in someway affiliated with the guard or navy, she figures youre probably part of something bigger than you let on, but totally gets that youre not really much for talking about it.

    Posessing more MILITARY MIND than you gave yourself credit for, you crack this rather elaborate code. You're a little puzzled as to its greater purpose, but you imagine it'll come to you.
    >> Rogal Dorn 11/06/11(Sun)21:10 No.16864612
    Perhaps if our allies seem freaked we should tell them that we're cool with her.
    >> TheCollector !EXVlxJM9Rg 11/06/11(Sun)21:13 No.16864643
    Cool, beam this info up to Captain McCaptain, and let him know NOT to shoot the Comm Tower.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)21:13 No.16864645
    Is there a camera at the diner?
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 11/06/11(Sun)21:22 No.16864747
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    That's a negative.

    You're unable to send this map to Toullemonde, sadly, as this COGITATOR doesnt have a SLATE PORT. Toullemonde is dependant on your instruction on this one. You think it best to call him anyway.

    He starts of offended, but calms down quickly. You do that to people.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)21:23 No.16864759
    we should probably point out the gun batteries to him, give him some coordinates to bombard. he was complaining about them when we first talked to him.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)21:25 No.16864775
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    maybe we don't even WANT cuddles? She's way more main character status than we are, we'd be overshadowed in our own quest!
    >> TheCollector !EXVlxJM9Rg 11/06/11(Sun)21:26 No.16864785
    Are the Gun batteries still bothering him? Because if so, fire on A1, A7 and G1.
    We don;t have any allies at the Guns, do we?
    OH! Also maybe shoot at D# while you're at it.
    >> Iron Lung 11/06/11(Sun)21:26 No.16864796
    It's times like this that it's really good that we (Boone) are not the kind of person who rebuts unpleasantness with "I'm with the Inquisition, BITCH. TRY ME."

    Lol, no no -it's our quest, she's just here to help.
    And we do something unique: we shine a little Light in the Grimdark.
    >> Iron Lung 11/06/11(Sun)21:27 No.16864809
    I have tangible reservations about using orbital fire until it's absolutely necessary.
    Could just me being squeamish, but all the same...
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)21:29 No.16864840
    orbital fire on gun batteries that are shooting at things in orbit seems fine. don't be such a bitch.
    >> Iron Lung 11/06/11(Sun)21:29 No.16864843
    Has enough time passed that s/he might be in a position to feed us some information?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)21:30 No.16864845
    Cuddles as a fapfic and a few pieces on Culexus' page. Boone has her own quest. I think she can pull rank on Cuddles easily. Which she wouldn't, because she really likes the girl.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)21:34 No.16864891
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    >Cuddles has a fapfic
    why even
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 11/06/11(Sun)21:36 No.16864924
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    You give TOULLEMONDE the coordinates of the surface GUN BATTERIES, after a few seconds and almighty rumble from above, like a peel of thunder if its one of those peels that girls do when they peel an apple all at once to throw it over their shoulder to see if it forms the first letter of the person they'll marry sized..um..dunno that one?

    Anyway, big damn explosion. TOULLEMONDE is delighted to finally be useful.
    >> TheCollector !EXVlxJM9Rg 11/06/11(Sun)21:36 No.16864931
    Then make sure to ask him if the Gun Batteries are still giving him trouble.
    >> TheCollector !EXVlxJM9Rg 11/06/11(Sun)21:38 No.16864953
    What about A1? Too close to something important?
    >> Iron Lung 11/06/11(Sun)21:39 No.16864961
    Alright, that's done.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)21:39 No.16864966
    remind him not to enjoy the violence too much and thank him for the air support.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)21:41 No.16864989
    it's right next to the comm tower, risking fallout and cuddles being in the same vicinity is probably not a great idea.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 11/06/11(Sun)21:42 No.16865004
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    No, no that's toasted too. Just forgot. brain sneeze.
    >> TheCollector !EXVlxJM9Rg 11/06/11(Sun)21:43 No.16865012
    That was 7A. 1A is next to Camera Two and the Diner.
    Speaking of which, let's check on Cuddles?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)21:43 No.16865013
    Well, it wasn't really a fapfic. Although it gave rise to the rumours of her cursed privates.
    >> TheCollector !EXVlxJM9Rg 11/06/11(Sun)21:47 No.16865070
    Maybe we should have talked to Cuddles before the airstrike. But yeah, check on her.
    However Lances are precision weapons, right? So we shouldn't be TOO worried about collateral damage.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 11/06/11(Sun)21:50 No.16865109
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    You check on CUDDLES again, she observes one of the nearby smouldering wrecks then turns to the camera, you can tell by the way her shoulders and chest are moving that she is laughing quite hard.

    'ahee ahoo goO-ood-ood onnnne'
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)21:51 No.16865129
    Tumbs up, girl.
    >> TheCollector !EXVlxJM9Rg 11/06/11(Sun)21:52 No.16865149
    Anywhere else we can blow up from here that would help? Or should we get a move on?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)21:53 No.16865153
    We should consider visiting the diner... probably only after we get Cuddles, since she's almost undoubtedly the most powerful character around... and you might be dealing with Chaos dickery.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 11/06/11(Sun)21:53 No.16865165
    I'll be monitoring...
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)21:55 No.16865190
    You know what I haven't seen in a long time?
    Smith Quest!
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)21:56 No.16865206
    Actually, they're the equivalent of a Death Star superlaser (we're actually building a similar superlaser right now to TEAR A HOLE IN REALITY, FOR SCIENCE!) for meltaguns, on a huge scale. So it's a giant radioactive death ray formed from multiple smaller microwave death rays. It can work for orbital bombardment, but it's most effective in space, where the beam largely has no matter to disrupt it.

    Compared to batteries of guns that'd make Schwerer Gustav and the Karl-Gerat mortars look like pea shooters, guns which fire miniature suns, and all manner of bombs & missiles, though, the Lance is precise, yeah.
    >> Iron Lung 11/06/11(Sun)21:56 No.16865211
    In a word: whew.
    What's next, fa/tg/uys?
    What's up with Burdell? If there's nothing else, we're about due to be done -either by leaving, or adding to the talent pool.
    >> TheCollector !EXVlxJM9Rg 11/06/11(Sun)21:58 No.16865237
    I'd forgot about that guy. He had that crush on Nel, right? Lets see if we can't cheer him up, get the Teleporter running. (THEN leave, unless it's all over chapter wise)
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 11/06/11(Sun)21:59 No.16865245
    Yeah, I haven't done it in quite a while... man I wanna! But college, and work, and working while in college!
    I can't promise anything, but wait a while. I'll do a quest soon.
    >> Iron Lung 11/06/11(Sun)22:00 No.16865262
    Who I mean is the Callidus who was impersonating a traitor guard. I might have the name wrong.
    >> TheCollector !EXVlxJM9Rg 11/06/11(Sun)22:02 No.16865279
    She got beamed back up to a loyalist ship though.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 11/06/11(Sun)22:02 No.16865288
    That'd be Nada, if I'm not mistaken.
    But yeah, let's try to fix the tellyporters, but who to tele in?
    >> Iron Lung 11/06/11(Sun)22:03 No.16865290
    Ok then. Let's move on....
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 11/06/11(Sun)22:07 No.16865337
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    You wonder what to do next. Lot to think about.

    Not particularly no, it may come in handy once you know more.

    One other things, since it's being discussed. There were, to my knowledge 2 Cuddles fics that had any level of distribution.

    One was written by Elite Pirate, and it contained romance towards her but no fooling around (it was just hinted at that those involved would like to) the guy who fancied Cuddles in that story died.

    Another person, wrote an actual fapfic (if anything involving my characters can be called that) that involved a guardsman walking in on her servicing herself , then there's mindreading and rough sex. Not the sort of story I would write, necessarily, but still actually okay written and pretty much in character. The guardsman in THAT story also dies.

    One of the guardsman who is mentioned as being dead in that godawful story I wrote 'Boones first time' was also dating Cuddles at the time they died. So the theory of her being cursed does seem to be thing.

    I'm rewriting 'Boones first time' to make it suck less, but those that died still died.
    agh. Anyway, back to Boonequest.
    >> TheCollector !EXVlxJM9Rg 11/06/11(Sun)22:08 No.16865347
    WE don't get to choose. CF chooses who comes in.
    But yeah, that miner who liked Nel, we should talk to him.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)22:11 No.16865388
    > 'Boones first time
    Wow, some /tg/ fapfic I don't know about? Colour me surprised.

    >Cuddle's partners
    Maybe she should stop dating guardsmen. There's a perfectly fine Boone right here.
    >> TheCollector !EXVlxJM9Rg 11/06/11(Sun)22:11 No.16865389
    Talk to Miner Man, then if there's nothing else to do, end chapter by starting up the Teleporter. After that (Next time or whenever) we'll Select the Team to take on the Hovercraft, and do stuff.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)22:12 No.16865395
    You should try your hand at more smut art and writing. Take one for the team!

    And yes, let's head to the miner and see what he has to say to Nel.
    >> Iron Lung 11/06/11(Sun)22:12 No.16865397
    Boone's first time is decidedly _not_ fapfic, Anon.

    Lots of girls to write about, CF. =3
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)22:15 No.16865422
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    Stop talking about fapfics for shitty characters and get back to this shitty game!
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)22:17 No.16865459


    Where can I find these?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)22:19 No.16865481
    This is quest time.
    Back on track, Anon.

    I fourth/third/whatever going to see the miner that was crushing on Nel, he should know she's alright.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)22:19 No.16865482

    Knock yourself out.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 11/06/11(Sun)22:21 No.16865503
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    You return to KAPUNDA to show off your brand new HEALTHY HAPPY NEL.

    Someone seems to have already been here.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)22:22 No.16865509
    Ugh, no idea why that doesn't work when linked.

    Go to /rs/ and search for tgfiction.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)22:23 No.16865520
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    This whole thread? Xenos did it.
    >> Iron Lung 11/06/11(Sun)22:23 No.16865525
    Does C-16 smell anything? Anyone see any tracks/spoor/goo?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)22:24 No.16865537
    Lets check if how much he's been injured.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)22:25 No.16865546
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    >> TheCollector !EXVlxJM9Rg 11/06/11(Sun)22:25 No.16865555
    CAST HEAL! Heal him!
    Then we get information.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)22:27 No.16865575
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    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)22:32 No.16865614
    >inb4 perils of the warp
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 11/06/11(Sun)22:32 No.16865623
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    You crouch down to look at SUAM's injuries, he seems his ribcage has ben punctured then sort of...dug through his organs. it looks as though he's been fed on.

    With 2 heals, you can get him stable, you're pretty sure. but he's in a bad way.

    I'd say we have a consensus, yes?
    >> Iron Lung 11/06/11(Sun)22:34 No.16865640
    Make it so.
    >> TheCollector !EXVlxJM9Rg 11/06/11(Sun)22:35 No.16865643
    It only happened once! And that turned out for the better!
    YES! I mean, we TOLD him to go down to the med-bay for protection, but NOOOOOO!
    (Hey, did you draw him a face yet?)
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)22:35 No.16865647
    Could we transport him the the healing tube without using our powers on him?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)22:35 No.16865649
    Do it.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)22:36 No.16865656
    Do it, Faggot.
    >> TheCollector !EXVlxJM9Rg 11/06/11(Sun)22:36 No.16865661
    We're only getting him STABLE with our powers. (And we have plenty of provisions to restore PP)
    After that we can drag him down the the med-tube.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 11/06/11(Sun)22:38 No.16865669
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    rolled 7 + 3 = 10

    >> TheCollector !EXVlxJM9Rg 11/06/11(Sun)22:40 No.16865689
    CRAP! We want, LOWER, right?
    Well we have more PP, and more stuff that restores our PP.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 11/06/11(Sun)22:40 No.16865696
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    rolled 1 + 3 = 4

    >> Iron Lung 11/06/11(Sun)22:41 No.16865702
    Y'know, I can never remember.
    But aye, we have the mojo to make this work.
    And passion. Passion counts.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 11/06/11(Sun)22:41 No.16865703
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)22:41 No.16865705
    Nope, higher! Just no 9s.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)22:42 No.16865714
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    rolled 3 + 3 = 6

    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)22:43 No.16865725

    she is going to be so tired after this
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)22:43 No.16865730
    I think we actually need to beat the 7. As in higher.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 11/06/11(Sun)22:44 No.16865737
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    rolled 3 + 3 = 6

    >> Iron Lung 11/06/11(Sun)22:44 No.16865741
    Ouch, that's rough.
    "...I hope thing's worth it." -Kasrkin Trooper.
    >> Rogal Dorn 11/06/11(Sun)22:44 No.16865742
    No! D: well shoot, maybe we healed him but he's still out cold and needs medical attention?
    >> TheCollector !EXVlxJM9Rg 11/06/11(Sun)22:45 No.16865753
    Eat a pie or drink a beer!
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)22:46 No.16865759
    >Dem rolls

    Ouch. Tell C-16 to transport him to the repair tube as carefully and quickly as possible,
    >> Iron Lung 11/06/11(Sun)22:46 No.16865766
    Use Chocolate for Psi-power?
    I say yes.
    One more Emperor's blessed try.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)22:48 No.16865776
    Chocolate, pie, whatever it takes.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 11/06/11(Sun)22:51 No.16865805
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    As the last spark leaves your hands, you stammer to SUAM to hold on just a moment longer, you just need to eat something and then...

    He doesn't respond.

    You shake him. He's gone.

    Nel tries to reassure you, but your eyes feel hot. You gave everything you could, and it wasn't enough. Not by half. You punch the ground bitterly.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)22:52 No.16865816
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)22:53 No.16865828
    >Not by half.
    Hey, we managed one of two rolls we needed.
    What a shit.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 11/06/11(Sun)22:53 No.16865829
    his death will not be in vain.
    a moment of silence.
    >> Iron Lung 11/06/11(Sun)22:54 No.16865834
    Requisat in pax, true servant of the Emperor.
    Go now to your rest, may you next open your eyes at the Emperor's side.
    >> TheCollector !EXVlxJM9Rg 11/06/11(Sun)22:54 No.16865835
    Well it looks like it's time to get C-16 to fuck somebody's day up.
    She has a Grenade and a RAGE. Let's do this.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)22:54 No.16865841
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)22:55 No.16865846
    >No chance to actually influence anything.
    Fuck this, I'm out.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)22:56 No.16865857
    Hey man, I've been shouting unacceptable, but we did fail our rolls.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)22:56 No.16865865
    CF failed our rolls.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)22:58 No.16865874
    Same thing, rolls were made for boone, she failed them.
    We had 4 attempts, we were just unlucky.
    Now quit whining like a kid who can't have his own way all the time.
    >> TheCollector !EXVlxJM9Rg 11/06/11(Sun)22:59 No.16865877
    Not like he did it on purpose, we even have that +3 bonus. Just bad luck is all.
    >> Iron Lung 11/06/11(Sun)22:59 No.16865878
    We have a purpose, let's get to it.

    If we don't have any clues, let's move right deeper in.
    C-16 has point.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)23:00 No.16865886
    You're right. I'm gonna hide the thread, go to bed and stop bothering you.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)23:02 No.16865896
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    >> Iron Lung 11/06/11(Sun)23:03 No.16865907
    Play nice.

    Goodnight Anon, we'll frag whatever did this for you, too.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)23:04 No.16865916
    I suppose that was slightly uncalled for.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)23:05 No.16865920
    so we're agreed then? drop everything, find the heretic, and make C-16 do the worst things she can to his mutated ass?
    >> Iron Lung 11/06/11(Sun)23:07 No.16865939
    Aye. I suspect CF's parsing whatever comes next right now.

    A little. Empathy's a low-cost investment, never hurts to try a little.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)23:09 No.16865955
    By the Golden Throne... he fucked Cuddles, didn't he?
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 11/06/11(Sun)23:09 No.16865960
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    You stagger to your feet and storm back out to the main mine.

    C-16 has been pacing.

    ( I will say - sorry I rolled like such a bitch there. I roll because its the best way I can think of to keep the tests neat - it'd be that or you guys would have to assign someone (witha trip) to be the designated roller for the thread, who would have to stay in the thread, monitering it carefully-the WHOLE time. This is neater. Also, as it's digital dice, giving the job to someone else, wont really help. Again, though, that was some bad rolling. War is hell.)
    >> Iron Lung 11/06/11(Sun)23:10 No.16865965
    I feel incredibly bad for laughing.
    >> TheCollector !EXVlxJM9Rg 11/06/11(Sun)23:11 No.16865971
    Tell her what happened and ask if she's up for a little SMITING!
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)23:12 No.16865974
    Sounds like a plan, perhaps Nel would like to do the honours? I'm sure C16 could subdue the target quite happily, or at least not quite finish him off.

    I suppose, hard to empathise to a screen however.

    The Fool! Had he not heard the stories?!?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)23:14 No.16865995
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    "May the Emperor recognize his face, because no one else knows what he looks like..."
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)23:15 No.16865999
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    Yay Boone Quest!
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)23:16 No.16866010
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    Is... Is there nothing we can do?

    Even if his body has failed... Can we at least try to get him and Nel a last meeting? Speak-to-dead type gittery?
    >> Iron Lung 11/06/11(Sun)23:17 No.16866023
    That would be incredibly perilous. Pun intended.
    No, in this universe the righteous dead have no voice and that's what's right.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 11/06/11(Sun)23:18 No.16866031
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    You talk passionatley to C-16 about vengence and finding the blaggard who took Suam Kapundas life. You talk of tracking, and comeuppance and justice and...

    C-16 cuts you off. She ...seems(?) to get the gyst of it..
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)23:19 No.16866042
    There is nothing we can do except find out who did this and make them pay dearly.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)23:20 No.16866054
    Yes, very.

    Would it be worth showing her the body?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)23:20 No.16866055
    "Someone need to get VERY dead."
    >> TheCollector !EXVlxJM9Rg 11/06/11(Sun)23:21 No.16866065
    Yes C-16. Someone needs to get very, VERY dead. Deader then Horus after the Heresy.
    >> Iron Lung 11/06/11(Sun)23:21 No.16866066
    Nah. She's a soldier, she gets it.
    Let's move out, find our enemy, and see just what our outrage becomes when it has a target.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)23:22 No.16866069
    Yes. Someone needs to get very, very dead.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)23:23 No.16866081
    Gentlemen! The hunt is on...
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 11/06/11(Sun)23:27 No.16866127
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    C-16 grabs your wrist, which startles you, she sniffs your gloved had for a few seconds and a smile comes across her face. She has been so very bored, lately.
    >> TheCollector !EXVlxJM9Rg 11/06/11(Sun)23:29 No.16866139
    What scares me the most is that she can't actually speak Gothic.
    Her facial features are providing all this information to us.
    Anyway, Lead the way C-16, you combat monster you.
    >> Iron Lung 11/06/11(Sun)23:29 No.16866144
    Whose got it figured out?!
    Left right, left right got it figured out!
    Whose got it figured out?!
    Left right, left right!
    -Jack White.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)23:30 No.16866152
    Emperor have mercy on whoever gets in her way.
    >> Commando V 11/06/11(Sun)23:33 No.16866179
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    CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP. I have work and have to go to bed, so I won't be enjoying this in real time. Thank the Emperor for archives.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)23:37 No.16866221
    >"work" and "bed"
    >implying "work" isn't filming your roommate and his girlfriend doing naughty things, and "bed' isn't doing even naughtier things to yourself, filming optional

    Don't lie, you rotting perverted zombie git. You know it's true.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 11/06/11(Sun)23:38 No.16866229
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    You follow C16 back through the shafts of the mine and back to the security area...she eventually stops.
    >> TheCollector !EXVlxJM9Rg 11/06/11(Sun)23:40 No.16866242
    Is she going to murder the fuck out of him in the shower?
    Or int he overhead tunnels. (Speaking of which, where the HELL did the Warden guy go? Is he dead?)
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)23:41 No.16866250
    He's obviously in the toilet, you git. NOONE WOULD EXPECT THAT.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)23:47 No.16866312
    Clearly, C-16 wishes to bathe. In fact, I'd say it's about time we all had a good shower. Everyone strip down and file in, no need to waste water.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)23:49 No.16866341
    I don't remember if we checked the toilet tank to see if there was a hidden switch. Perhaps we should check that?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)23:49 No.16866342

    I second this. It is logical.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 11/06/11(Sun)23:51 No.16866359
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    TOORS drops down from the ceiling, he seems to have undergone some sort of change due to his recent feeding. he begins spewing some sort of villainous hivemind diatribe BUT YOU ARE IN NO MOOD.
    >> TheCollector !EXVlxJM9Rg 11/06/11(Sun)23:53 No.16866373
    C-16, I believe you reserved this dance?
    >> Iron Lung 11/06/11(Sun)23:53 No.16866380
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)23:54 No.16866385
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)23:54 No.16866388
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)23:55 No.16866394
    Rip his fucking head off!!
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)23:55 No.16866400
    >Your song is not our song
    Suddenly, the many
    >> Rogal Dorn 11/06/11(Sun)23:55 No.16866404
    fuck his shit up good
    >> Rogal Dorn 11/06/11(Sun)23:56 No.16866412
    Also can we see Boone's character sheet?
    >> Iron Lung 11/06/11(Sun)23:58 No.16866434

    Go hence, Dorn.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)00:09 No.16866583
    Kill him with MIND LIGHTNING!
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 11/07/11(Mon)00:13 No.16866629
    Bad dude over there!

    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 11/07/11(Mon)00:21 No.16866736
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    C-16 does land the strike she has in mind, but its for the sake of dodging TOORS claw attack and mearly getting her head slightly chewed. TOORS Gags as decades old dandruff clouds into his mouth.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 11/07/11(Mon)00:22 No.16866749
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)00:22 No.16866755
    Rage time perhaps?
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)00:23 No.16866760
    Support C-16. With MIND LIGHTNING.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)00:24 No.16866767
    Before killing him, try to delve into his mind.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)00:27 No.16866797
    Problem 1: Out of juice.

    Problem 2: Very, very, very bad idea.
    >> Iron Lung 11/07/11(Mon)00:27 No.16866803
    We have ANGER, we have OUTRAGE, we have HORROR as we never had have before.
    Let these guide us, be the keys to the doors in our mind that bar us from a truly blistering show of POWER.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)00:31 No.16866844
    There is only one answer. Will all our rage and valor call out the the Emperor to bless out faith with his rightious fury.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)00:33 No.16866869
    none of that is important. what we have was not enough.

    But C-16. C-16 has something better than any of that. C-16 has MUSOU RAGE! I propose we grab nel's hand, bolt for the door and give that two-word instruction to C-16 on the way out.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 11/07/11(Mon)00:34 No.16866882
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    You worry as C-16 slides to the ground, allowing TOORS to strike her, she rises into a foward somersault crying out something you dont understand, but you imagine, if translated would probably stagger a Sororita.

    For the second time in this little adventure, TOORS has taken it upon himself to make like a banana and be cut in fucking half.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)00:36 No.16866895
    Yessss. Hug C16. Then hyperventilate because we just hugged C16. Then do as the good book says: burn the xeno with purging fire.
    >> TheCollector !EXVlxJM9Rg 11/07/11(Mon)00:36 No.16866897
    We should probably BURN him this time.
    >> Iron Lung 11/07/11(Mon)00:40 No.16866940
    Dead. Good.
    He's got a date with the incinerator.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)00:40 No.16866946
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)00:45 No.16867000
    Wait a minute, this is the same chucklefuck from the beginning of the game? The one who took 1000 damage the last time?
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)00:45 No.16867001
    That's gonna be hell to clean up.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 11/07/11(Mon)00:47 No.16867011
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    Your heart full of justice as even pacifist Nel cheers, you reach out to hug C-16 who, still seems to not recognise the gesture at all, and is, if anything, threatened by it. Her nose twitches, and it occurs to you that, in all likelihood, she finds YOUR smell offensive.

    You instead offer to her a good natured thumbs up, which she recipricates, he hand stopping less than 1cm from your nose.

    She then drags the bodies off to the incinerator, as has become oddly routine for her, She's a pretty good whistler.
    >> TheCollector !EXVlxJM9Rg 11/07/11(Mon)00:50 No.16867034
    Next time we see her we should compliment her ability to CUT THINGS IN HALF!
    well since we're back here anyway, we should fire up the teleporter. Not much else to do but end the chapter (And I'd rather bring in someone new then just drive off)
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 11/07/11(Mon)00:50 No.16867040
    That was SEB, C-16 turned him into meat confetti. This is TOORS.

    Both are proper dead. Scouts honor.
    >> TheCollector !EXVlxJM9Rg 11/07/11(Mon)00:51 No.16867053
    Yeah, read the bulletin. Downtime tonight, probably a good idea to get to a stopping point.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)00:52 No.16867059
    The Peelz heal 1d100 damage, right? C-16's down to around 240 HP, so we should probably break that out.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)01:01 No.16867126

    Collector, I love you to bits, but please stop saying THEN when you mean THAN.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 11/07/11(Mon)01:02 No.16867139
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    Nel uses the THENEZZ AUGER SPARE PART and once more the TRANSPONDER hums to life.


    Heh, looks like its the Collector making the choice. Neat. I like his style.
    >> TheCollector !EXVlxJM9Rg 11/07/11(Mon)01:02 No.16867141
    Sorry about that. I have terrible spelling and grammar, Spellcheck is my crutch.
    >> TheCollector !EXVlxJM9Rg 11/07/11(Mon)01:03 No.16867149
    Push the biggest button!
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)01:04 No.16867157
    Push the blue button!
    Blue like connie!
    No harm in hoping right?
    >> Iron Lung 11/07/11(Mon)01:05 No.16867162
    Push the oldest looking button.
    Everything Imperial in 40K works better if it's older, right?
    Or instead, the 2nd one. Two is the only even prime number.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 11/07/11(Mon)01:06 No.16867176
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    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)01:08 No.16867199
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    How about you push one that will summon a dude?
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 11/07/11(Mon)01:09 No.16867211
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    As the smoke clears the smell of freshy iron linen fills the air as a short, steady figures steps through the smoke, preceeded by jangling kicker boots.
    >> TheCollector !EXVlxJM9Rg 11/07/11(Mon)01:10 No.16867219
    Dudes? We don't need no stinkin' dudes! All the ones up until know how heroically sacrificed themselves or gotten shot all to hell.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)01:11 No.16867225
    This does not look good.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)01:11 No.16867227
    Fuck your shit man. Its fine as is.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 11/07/11(Mon)01:12 No.16867241
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    Lara Minhelm.

    (oh god. any other button push would have brought a dude. You guys are just determined to amass an army of horrifying women.)

    (also drew this at the start of the quest. sucks so so bad now.)
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)01:12 No.16867244
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)01:13 No.16867251
    >Any other button
    Great success?
    >> TheCollector !EXVlxJM9Rg 11/07/11(Mon)01:13 No.16867253
    Hey now, Badass Vagina Quest is a GOOD quest!
    Can we get a Character sheet?
    >> Iron Lung 11/07/11(Mon)01:13 No.16867254
    This'll be fun with the emphasis on F and U.
    Oh lawdy.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)01:13 No.16867257
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    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)01:15 No.16867271
    As the guy who suggested Blue,
    >> Iron Lung 11/07/11(Mon)01:16 No.16867275
    Oh, oh, fucking terrific!
    Ok, so I'm going to guess....excellent combat generality.
    Solid in CC, solid shooter, reasonably durable, and probably has a SCARE SHITLESS ability capable intimidating enemies and fright-buffing allies.
    Laspistol, Chainsword, Flakk Coat, and a copy of the Infantryman's Uplifting Primer.
    And probably she and C-16 are going to have problems...
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)01:20 No.16867312
    She can teach C-16 to properly salute. And likely, provide sorely needed ranged combat skills.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)01:21 No.16867321


    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 11/07/11(Mon)01:21 No.16867322
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    Man oh man.

    You guys did great today. Just great.
    Except for Suam.

    Still, the last thing he heard was Nel's voice.
    He would have liked that.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)01:21 No.16867326
    Is it just me, or does she seem scarier than cuddles? Or at the very least more menacing?
    At least cuddles is friendly towards us.
    >> TheCollector !EXVlxJM9Rg 11/07/11(Mon)01:22 No.16867336
    SWEEEET! Can we get Scary Lady's Character Sheet before you go?
    >> Iron Lung 11/07/11(Mon)01:24 No.16867346
    Minhelm is, IIRC, a Mordian.
    To the core.
    Like, "Diplomacy is for them without authority."
    >>16867244 says it right.
    She's brass to the bone.
    Party dynamics just got their first kick in the cogs.
    Shame we don't have Daneel.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)01:24 No.16867352
    Care to elaborate?
    >> Iron Lung 11/07/11(Mon)01:26 No.16867374
    I know it's been a busy-whatever-hour-it-is-there for you, and as always Thanks for the good questing.
    Brings a smile to an old fa/tg/uys face, it does.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)01:29 No.16867397
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    >> TheCollector !EXVlxJM9Rg 11/07/11(Mon)01:31 No.16867419
    Sweet, I was born in March.
    >> Iron Lung 11/07/11(Mon)01:57 No.16867661
    I wonder if CF's internetz died again.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)02:01 No.16867715
    I think he must have really had to dash, guys.
    >> Iron Lung 11/07/11(Mon)05:18 No.16868004
    Eh, one bump for a chance at Minhelm's character sheet.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 11/07/11(Mon)09:56 No.16869509
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    No character sheet yet, but I'm happy to answer any queries.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 11/07/11(Mon)10:00 No.16869532
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    Oh. Its autosaging. Never mind.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)10:07 No.16869586
    What does she specialise in? Other than being intimidating?
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 11/07/11(Mon)10:11 No.16869617
    I missed the end, but it looks to have been pretty close anyway.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 11/07/11(Mon)11:14 No.16870156
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    She is a good all-rounder but her main skill comes from her passive skill MILLITARY MIND. It's basically a tactical analysis of what needs doing and the options you have, as well as having the knowledge of WAR and its practices/codes/drills.

    For example if an anon had not cracked the morse code puzzle, Minhelm could have. As opposed to Nel who can help you through tech puzzles, or C-16 who makes combat easier, Lara is the first of your allies who will offer all round advice like " Didn't the captain say he could drop a vehicle for us?" or "Perhaps we should call the man on the vox again"

    This is basically a representation of her direct, mission-minded approach to things.

    She will also have a selection of combat and non-combat PP skills, and likely be carrying a modest handful of useful gear.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 11/07/11(Mon)11:29 No.16870265
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    And lastly, here is a set of sketches showing the miners without their masks. Someone seemed to care about that. It's just me trying to draw celebrities, but that works.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)12:08 No.16870612
    Dammit I missed boonequest!

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