Your original team:
TGS Cruiser with Sensor, Containment Bay, and Weapons upgrades, The Oncoming Storm.
1 Victory-II Star Destroyer, the Relentless
1 Defiant-class Starship, the Indefatigable.

Aboard the Victory-II you have 1 squadron of VF-25s, and 1 squadon of TIE-Defenders, as well as 1 Gunstar and a team of six Tomahawk Destroids.

You have enlisted the services of Spike Spiegal, Egon Spengler, Carl “Mouse” Sampson, Star-Lord, and Gabriel Tosh. All have been given Phaser Rifles for a non-lethal option.

You have the following troops, all with kinetic barriers, Shadowrun gear, and reality emitters.
1 squad (12/12) of UNIT troops with Power Armor, Fallout energy weapons, and A280 Blaster Rifles.
1 squad (12/12) of SCP troopers with Tiberium enhanced lasers, Phaser Rifles, and Advanced Power Armor mk 2
1 squad (12/12) of Sandmen with Mass Rifles.
1 squad (12/12) of Delta Greens with Chinese Stealth Armor, Mass Rifles, and A280 Blaster Rifles
3 Mobile Infantry in Marauders equipped with Panther Assault Cannons and Phaser Rifles.
1 Emergency Medical Hologram with mobile emitter.
1 Auror team with prototype NOD armor and AK-47 backup weapons
20 X-COM scientists.

You have 1 NOD ICBM attached to a hardpoint on the Storm, 10 nannybags, 2 tanks, 6 shots of RED-2, 15 nuclear warheads, The Big One dud, 6 Fat Mans with 30 mininukes,12 assault rifles, 12 10mm pulse rifles, and 12 Marsec MA-11 laser rifles in reserve.

Alright so what's priority one? Neutering the Death Star and looting the Executor? Or getting ready for Tokyo?

ANON: "This may be a good time to detail the weapons upgrade you received on the Storm. First of all, the combination of the weapons and sensor upgrades allows the ship to fire at very long ranges, even extreme ranges with some of its more powerful guns. In addition to its original loadout of 4 long range precision laser batteries, the Storm now boasts 4 turreted Hellbore cannons, 3 University of Planet singularity lasers, 4 missile bays with anti-matter missiles, 6 large bore railguns, and a number of plasma batteries. It is also equipped with a point-defense laser system."

>>16821471
if we have any left over points, buy some more Mobile infantry, and then lets do this.

Battle Plans anyone?
My suggestions is: Beam team of sandmen and imperials onto the Exec and a few other space faring vessels, use, as one anon suggested, aurors wrapped in disillusionment, have them ward the place to high heaven in muggle-reppeling charms, then deploy our forces

Dude, how the fuck could we afford all this? What happened?

How about setting up a good Troy Rising/Schlock Mercenary AI to help with hacking and battle coordination?

>>16821593
On loan for the job, if we do well enough, we might even get to keep some.

Alright. Briefing time with all of the Heroes.
And is this right?
>but you've got enough for a few more mechs, troops, or a squadron of fighters
Could we still get that squadron of Jedi starfighters?

Here's the plan.
Tosh and Aurors are given RED-2, to keep them from dying.
1. We transit to the setting approximately 10 lightyears from the Earth in order to get ready.
2. The Indefatigable cloaks, and warps ahead of the fleet.
3. Tosh and the Aurors beam/apparite onto the Death Star, and cloak/invisibility spell to avoid detection. Using ANON's technical readouts, they point-to-point transport or apparite and disable the power relays that feed energy to the Death Star's superlaser and its regular weapons. Retreat back to Inde once Death Star disabled.
4. The fleet warps in, and while the cloaked ships move towards Earth and Tokyo, we broadcast that we are the organization 'A World With No Boundaries' and that we have placed nuclear weapons in London, Washington D.C., Paris, Hamburg, Moscow, Beijing, Kyoto, Lima, and Los Angeles.
5. The fleet engages the US Space Navy, and the Inde will beam out the Executor's command staff, and beam aboard RED Team to secure the bridge followed by UNIT, Mouse, and junior bridge crew from the Relentless. They will seal the bridge and suborn the SSD.
6. The Knights, Delta Green, Aurors, Star-Lord will secure a perimeter at the necessary coordinates.

>>16821605
We still need to clear out 400 meter radius of all life in downtown Tokyo, and then hold that area while energy signals become increasingly "HEY! EVERYONE IN THE STAR SYSTEM! LOOK OVER HERE!".
Keeping them distracted will only get us as far as getting in place and getting setup. We need more plans to keep our people alive and accomplish the mission.

>>16821605
7. Aurors set up anti-muggle charms at the edges of the perimeter, magical wards, and defenses.
8. SCV's unloaded and set up the field generators, as well as bunkers and turrets as BLUE Team sets up inner defenses around the Bomb.
9. Once locals have left or been beamed out, bring down the other dropships and then activate the cloaking field.
10. Secure the orbital space, hold off the locals till the Bomb is ready.

Have the Mecha pilots stay in space to help with enemy capital ships.
The battlemechs are planet-side only so they should come down with the second wave of non-cloaked dropships.

Also, how about the idea of letting Mecha-Godzilla loose around Hiroshima, or Kyoto. Somewhere else so that Tokyo won't be looked at.

>>16821656
my vote is Kyoto, or beam him onto the deathstar.

>>16821650
See >>16821656
Mecha-Godzilla should be almost impossible for some SUE's to ignore. A chance to fight and prevail against a real kaiju? We'll have the SUE's fighting each other for the chance to take on such a famous threat.

I have a slight concern about the anti-muggle charm.
Namely: Aren't most of our soldiers, in fact, muggles?

>>16821731
We dont need them forever, just long enough to avoid civilian casualties.

So exactly where in Tokyo does it need to be? Dead center?

>>16821687
That reminds me, looks like we got the older model MG, we should try to work in what upgrades we can while we are at it.

The more intact we bring these toys back, the more likely we are to get to keep some of them.

>>16821533
>University of Planet singularity lasers
I came

I'm in favour of using MechaGodzilla as a distraction, and very much in favour of the plan as described in>>16821656 and >>16821605.

>>16821756
Mount a Fat Man on it for hilarious effects.

>Achievement Unlocked: You mean Metal Gear?

>>16821749
I seem to remember that they don't work if you know about them, but that could be bullshit.

>>16821750
$10 says its at Tokyo Tower.

>>16821788
Yeah probably. But we can always (futilely) hope otherwise.

>>16821769
>>16821756
Let's get some Emiters on that bad boy, he's part of the team, so we've got enough.

>>16821656
Anti-muggle charms would repel our own forces, since they are not magic users and are technically muggles.
Mechagodzilla needs to be as far away from the bomb as possible, otherwise its purpose as a distraction won't work.

>>16821788
You just won ten bucks.

"Bomb's here. Everyone's loading onto the ships. Anything you have to get done before you go, I'd get it done fast!" Holtz advises.

>>16821831
Damn.
What time is it there? Like could we neutralize the subway system and destroy the highways or whatever to minimize the population influx? Or is it already working time?

>>16821831
Get crews started on any upgrades.
Take my $10 and see what vittles we can gather for a good pre-battle meal.

And did we get any word on that AI core or the Jedi Starfighters folk have asked of?

>>16821656
>>16821605
You forgot step 11.

11. DETONATE! THE REALITY BOMB! *Maniacal laughter*

Otherwise the plan seems sound. Keep a reaction force to support/reinforce any weak point in our defences around the bomb.

>>16821929
If I had to choose between them, I'd ask for the AI, we've got a fair amount of space forces. Newtypes are practically force-users as it is.

>>16821929
"No dice on the A.I., but we can install some tactical analysis/control programs on A.N.O.N. I think I can swing a squadron of X-wings with Jedi pilots from the NJO, but I dunno when they'll show up. We'll remote teleport them to you when they're ready."

>>16821831
"Yo Holtz, you had any luck getting Clone Wars-era Jedi starfighters?"

Get a large reality emitter mounted onto Mecha-Godzilla, it'll need it.
And then mount 2 Fat Man's with 4 mini-nukes.

Achievement Unlocked: "Metal Gear?!"

HP forums seem undecided on whether muggle-repulsion works if said muggles are aware of it. But there is an argument that it may not, given that muggle parents can take their kids to Diagon Alley.

If they do affect our forces, we may have to come up with a new way to clear the area. Poison gas?

>>16821984
The video-game ones are low on the canon totem-pole, but those things were pure hax.

>>16822002
Not even.
Japan, and especially the Tokyo area, uses a lot of natural gas.
Just have the Aurors conjure up that smell and put it on the wind, and all the locals will leave on their own, and they won't even raise a fuss about it.

Get a few people with either universal translators or who can speak Japanese to put on Tokyo Gas employee uniforms to yell into a megaphone and ask all residents to evacuate the area for their safety, and they won't even call the police, either.

>>16822002
Maybe we can trade in some of our existing gear for a SEP (Somebody Else's Problem) field generator and crank that shit up to eleven?

>>16822042
Then do a final scan for anyone who stayed behind, keep up the smell of a gas leak around the surrounding area to keep people away, and we might be able to get all of our defenses erected before the SUE's notice the Bomb's energy signature.

After all, what superhero is going to bother with a gas leak, that's already being taken care of by the gas company, when there's a mecha-kaiju to fight down in Kyoto?

We can use the SUE's inherent desire for attention against them.

>>16822042
...Yeah that works.
Although should we neutralize the Death Star and steal the Executor anyway?

>>16822066
Don't forget an attack on their space fleet as well right?

>>16822066
Sounds good to me. Replicate some gas masks and uniforms and see if we have any Japanese-speaking soldiers in our ranks.

>>16822042
Shit, this is a much better idea. Adding my vote to this. One question, though; how is Mechagodzilla gonna be used again?

>>16822076
Honestly, I don't know how we'd steal it.
SW tech is notoriously low on automation, it takes a crew of thousands to run the damn thing.

We'd be better off trying to just steal the Super-Laser off the DS.

>>16822114
Pretty much as a giant distraction so all the heroes will focus their attention on it.

>>16822125
I think we were hoping the Sandmen could use their powers to Assume Direct Control?

>>16822114
Additional distraction for attention seeking SUEs.
Just hope we have him beefed up enough, want to bring it back in one piece.

>>16822106
>>16822076
Of course. We'll still disable the Death Star and loot the Executor. We need to keep the space navy too busy with us to notice the Bomb's energy readings until they're too late.

>>16822114
Mecha-Godzilla, equipped with a big reality field emitter, and a pair of Fat Man's and 4 mini-nukes, is going to rampage in downtown Kyoto, threatening precious historical landmarks.
He's going to be raising a ruckus that will draw the SUE's to him.
As said before, why would a SUE bother with an every-day run-of-the-mill accident that probably won't even result in anyone going to the hospital or property damage, when there's a giant mecha-kaiju with nukes threatening the heart and soul of Japan?

>>16822076
>>16822106
We still need to tie up the fleet as long as long as possible. Once the bomb gets warmed up it'll be crying out for attention to the whole planet, we have to keep them occupied enough that they don't notice until it's too late. Orbital bombardment would be bad, as would Disco Vader showing up too early.

>>16822147
OP will probably point out the same problems with that as he did when we wanted to do that with the Deathstar itself.

Though we do need to loot _something_ from this crazy world before we reset it.
What else would we want though?

>>16822125
It's a combination:
Mouse and the Sandmen ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL, the junior officers from the Relentless giving orders that sound enough like valid ones, and hoping that most of the Imperial crew is still aboard so that when Grand Admiral Gilad Pellaeon tells them to jump, they jump.
Also, all they need to do is prevent the Executor from being an effective weapon, and we can capture it by trapping it with our transit field, and then we can reprogram the crew at our leisure.

Can Mouse use his l33t hax to eavesdrop comms between Earth and the Spacefleet? That would be useful. We may get an advance warning on when they notice the bomb.

>>16822180
Fighters from Babylon 5?

>>16822197
If we take the bridge of the Executor, we'll have direct access to the comm system, which means we get access to all of their frequencies and comm-codes.
At that point, given how retarded these locals are when it comes to real military tactics, it'll be laughably easy to read their communiques.

>>16822213
They seem pretty retarded (I'm getting a Team America: Space Police vibe) so fingers crossed.

>>16822208
Sweet, they got B5 stuff? I missed that memo.
Anything besides those Starfuries? A Whitestar or two, or even better an Excalibur would be fucking awesome.

"Everything is loaded. Make it back here in one piece, boys," Holtz salutes as your new battlefleet forms up and makes the transpace jump back to that benighted system.

You warp out 10 light years away from Earth as planned. Ultra-long range scanners do not detect anything amiss other than what you already know so far. The Indefatigable prepares to warp ahead.

I just thought of something worrisome.
What if we're overestimating MechaGodzilla's capacity to serve as a lasting distraction?
Like what if the heroes are so broken that they can curbstomp him?

>>16821605
>>16821656
So at what steps do we include 'fake gas leak' and 'deploy MechaGodzilla'?

>>16822306
On one hand, we're hoping they get into fights with each other over the honor. These are the ones not distracted by other issues like our story of hidden bombs in all these other cities and the space fight in orbit.
On the other, that's where some of those Emitters and shields are coming into play.

>>16822306
Oh wait never mind, I forgot about the reality emitter.
...That's going to be an unpleasant surprise for the first wave or so.

>>16822340
The gas leak goes up asap, to give them time to evac and us time to set up. Hold mechagodzilla for now, but prepare to broadcast our nuclear threat message. Do we have a non-lethal nuke target for demo purposes?

>>16822340
Fake gas leak is in with 'clear the area'.
Drop in MG after the fleets are engaged and the perimeter is secured around the Bomb.

>>16822274
Seriously though, if we can manage to grab some of that on our way out, that would be totally sweet.

rolled 3 = 3

The Indefatigable warps in under cloak, moving towards the Death Star until it is within transporter range and offloading its team of the Aurors and Tosh. They act quickly to begin planting the demo charges on the reactor conduits that supply power to the weapons...

At this point we've planned so far ahead that we just need to sit until the unexpected inevitably occurs.
>>16822407
-or until we decide to toss in some impromptu theft.
Maybe beam/apparite some of the Deathstar disabling team over to some things that are nice and steal-able after that task is done.

>>16822637

Why OP? Why?

rolled 65 = 65

>>16822637
A hail of turbolaser blasts begins battering the cloaked Indefatigable's shields even as Tosh and the Aurors see security teams scramble within the Death Star. However, despite being tipped off, they are unable to locate the cloaked team and they manage to detonate the charges, shutting down power to most of the Death Star's weapons. Only its anti-starfighter point defense guns are operational.

>>16822637
...Ah yes, the /tg/ dice. For when a plan just simply won't come together.

>>16822665
Damnit, how could they spot us?

>>16822661
Because that is part of the long and detailed plan we've laid out for this mission over the course of two threads?

>>16822686

I was referring to the dice.

I'm actually pretty OK with the plan. But the dice gods revel in our suffering and joy alike.

>>16822665
Alright, not bad.
Maybe the Indefatigable can still reach Tokyo without them knowing where on Earth it landed.

>>16822679
Force-users. Fucking Force-users.
Darth Vader taught George W. Bush how to use the Dark Side.

Anyway, the plan is still good.

>>16822665
Beam Tosh and the Aurors out of there, and move on to Step 4.

"Let there be a World with No Boundaries!"

>>16822638
...hate to say it, but the unexpected inevitably occured.

And on the first step of the plan too... for shame.

>>16822731
The plan is good.
Though we might as well keep using our assets and see if we can use our now-unoccupyed DS disabling team to hijack some other ship(or ships) that we can during the chaos of battle.

>>16822784
Except we're going to be using are Aurors for the 'secure Tokyo' phase of our plan.

>>16822638
The Aurors are going to be needed ground-side, though we do have a plan to beam the entire command staff of the Executor out and replace them with our own. They seal the blast doors, take over the main computer core, and then route a comm-channel from the Oncoming Storm so that Grand Admiral Gilda Pellaeon tells them who's in charge.

>>16822756
Not unexpected, only hoped against. The Indefatigable being detected while sabotaging the Death Star had been accounted for in the plan.

We're executing a Captain Farlander-esque plan.

>>16822833
>Grand Admiral Gilda Pellaeon
Bah, Grand Admiral Gilad Pellaeon.

>>16822808
Ah yes, only one team of those.
Oh well, unless Tosh thinks he can take something on his own. Maybe send him along with the Executor team.

rolled 76 = 76

The Indefatigable moves towards Tokyo, managing to shake its pursuers after a short chase, regaining its stealth as the fleet warps in and the broadcast is made ready.

The comm systems are open and waiting for your declaration.

>>16822865
...We can hide where we're transmitting from right?
Well then I believe it was 'fake terrorist threat' than 'mechagodzilla' then 'gas leak' wasn't it?

Let's make us some melodramatic threats we have no intention of following up on.

>>16822908
Yeah, I think our cover is blown... Stealth the shit out if and let them think it was the zilla, yes, but now they know we have a starship.

They expect an invasion too.

Lets target every single nuclear silo and fire upon them after our message.

Give em something else to think about.

>>16822865
"The crippling of your Death Star was but the first opening move.
"Even now, all across your world, forces are moving into position. London, Paris, Washington, San Francisco, Lima, Moscow, Beijing, Kyoto; all will feel the ending of your old world order, as borders are erased. We shall reset everything back to zero, and so create A World With No Boundaries!"

Maybe that's melodramatic enough without going full Evil Overlord?

>>16822965
Also include: and as part of our first move, we will remove what has created such boundries, among other things, that is your capability to eradicate yourselves.

Then fire on the nukes.

Unless you guys dont like my plan. (normally Im more of a fuck it, lets nuke it, now i am more nukes... fuck it.)

>>16822936
Them knowing we have a starship doesn't really change things since our fleet has just warped in-system.

As long as the cloaked Inde and the Al'Kesh transports can get into position while the rest of the fleet provides a distraction, then our plan is still good.

Target nuclear silos for orbital bombardment if you want, but it doesn't change the outline of the plan we're following.

>>16822990
Didnt want to change the plan, so it works, and prevents them from doing wierd shit with nukes.

Additional cities that should be mentioned:
Johannesburg, Ankara, Chicago, Kinsasha, Islamabad, Edinburgh, Caracas, Helsinki, Astana, New York.
Make them do a double-take when they put the first letters together.

rolled 63 = 63

>>16822965
You are receiving a transmission from the planet. Accept?

The Indefatigable has reached the target area and begun Operation: Bad Gas.

The rest of the fleet sans dropships are moving to engage the Space Navy, which is sending a small team of UNSC ships, Zentraedi ships, and Star Destroyers your way.

Captcha: gethoe relapses.

...what are you implying, Captcha?

>>16823036
It's a bit more complicated but it should be alright.
I forget, aren't nuclear missiles constructed in a way that means they won't detonate even if we blow up the silos?

Wait, shouldn't we remove Kyoto from the list if that's where we're sending MechaGodzilla?

>>16823084
...Yeah alright, but have a bunch of Ysalimari near us just in case.
Actually, now that I think about it, these fuckheads probably don't even know what the Ysalimari are, do they?

>>16823141
Oh and also conceal our appearance, voice, and location.

>>16823141
Also I suppose I mean Ysalimir.

>>16823084
No. Refuse communication.
I suspect that some of the SUE's may have their powers work through speech, visuals, and words.

Launch all fighter squadrons and MS Teams.
Have the Oncoming Storm use its sensors to target the nuclear missile silo's of the United States, Russia, India, and China, and begin long-range orbital bombardment.
Prepare to begin Step 5 as soon as the Indefatigable has finish offloading its complement of ground troops and cargo.

>>16823097
Yes, you are correct. Nuclear weapons require very precise initiations in order to work properly and as intended. If the explosive lens isn't detonated in the exact manner required, then the fissile material won't reach super-critical and start a chain reaction.

>>16823121
Too late now.

>>16823180
Shouldn't the combination of Ysalimir and Reality Emitters neutralize any persuasive power they possess?
I say we accept, if only because they're probably arrogant enough to reveal what their counterattack is, allowing us to counter their counterattack.

>>16823225
I suppose.
Should we dress appropriately first?
I mean, are we wearing a naval uniform of some kind, or should we wear a hooded cloak that hides our face and all they see is a dark hole, or should we be in casual T-shirt and shorts?

>>16823180
Route communication through a tie-fighter comlink, and through a speech to text program, two encryption programs, and then have one of our expendables read it to us.

>>16823258
I was thinking we would just distort our voice (or have someone they haven't heard before do the talking) and just broadcast some made-up logo?

rolled 61 = 61

>>16823141
A very familiar image appears onscreen, the fearsome visage of Darth Vader somewhat marred by the U.S. flag tie he has on over his normal garb.

"Insolent fools" Darth Vader booms. "Do you truly think you can match the United States with those pitiful few ships? Just because you have sabotaged... one battle station and have some sort of protection against my powers, the entirety of this planet is turned against you! Surrender yourselves now and your deaths will be relatively quick."

A young Japanese woman with long blond hair in a sailor suit edges into the frame.

"You tell 'em, Vader-kun! We're going to cream you terrorist baddies in the name of love, justice, truth, and the American Way!" she squeals.

"Honey we tal- nevermind," Vader murmurs to the woman before turning back to the camera. "Surrender immediately!" Darth Vader booms.

>>16823329
ANON, send back an altered audio-video feed that replaces me with Rorschach.
"No."

>>16823329
I'll never get the mental image of Vader with a flag tie and red-white-&-blue suspenders out of my mind.
For some reason he also holds a coffee mug in my mind.

>>16823329
The entirety of the planet?
Foolish sith lord, all the forces this broken world can muster is no match for the power of... MECHAGODZILLA!

(That's the cue to deploy MechaGodzilla, if possible while playing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX-ZGzVXohs)

>>16823258
...I just started laughing at that... wowza.

Alright. Do what >>16823360 said to do, and then teleport a brick of some extremely radioactive material right over his head, preferably shaped like an anvil.

Then ask if he has mars too, or the rest of the multiverse at his disposal.

Then cut comms and let our plan continue.

>>16823180
The Storm begins long range bombardment, destroying silo after silo with its extreme range singularity lasers and long range batteries.

The Relentless begins launching its fighters and Gundams.

The Indefatigable reports that the gas scare appears to be working and the citizens are leaving the area. They estimate it will be about another 8 minutes before the 400 meter area is clear.

>>16823329
You know, I almost pity them. They're not like the Royal Pain or the Wolf, these twisted inhabitants of this retarded world didn't ask to have their behavior twisted, becoming mockeries of their former selves that fail even to be humorous.

>>16823360
>>16823423
A radioactive anvil is unavailable so you teleport a plain one over his head. The Sith Lord immediately slices the object in two with his lightsaber before replying.

"That was an interesting trick. But your secrets shall soon be mine. So, you are from Mars? Hmhmhm. The red planet will be next to be annexed," Vader states, turning to someone off camera. "Get me Brigadier General Starscream! What? What do you mean he's missing? You-"

"Mr. President! Mechagodzilla sighted in Kyoto!" a voice from offscreen shouts.

"Oooooh! I'm going to get the rest of the girls and head over there in our Veritechs and Gundams!" the woman squeals as she runs offscreen. Vader turns back to the camera.

"This isn't over. I will see you in punishment spheres before the night is out."

Then the communication ends.

>>16823406
Goddamn it, stop reading my mind! I had the link open and everything before I read that...

Time for step numbah five.
Oh yeah.

>>16823503
wait... A lightsaber can cut an anvil in two and cause it to lose momentum?

Eh, its a SUE world, why am I suprised.

THough we did mess with his mind a little.

>>16823503
Starscream is missing?
Could he have actually decided to... pull a Starscream?
Since we talked to him once before, can our sensors track him down?
He's probably irrelevant, but I'm pretty sure all Starscreams have an uncanny ability to fuck things up at the worst time possible.

>>16823503
Starscream missing could be problematic. Unfortunately, I doubt that even the Oncoming Storm's upgraded sensors could pick him out of all of the reality distortions. But we should still try.

I believe at this point we turn the coordination of the space battle over to Grand Admiral Pellaeon.

Anyone reporting anything out of the ordinary, or unexpected?

>>16823559
Nope.

"They out number us by a fair margin," Pellaeon notes. "But we outrange and outspeed them by more. With your permission, I would like to have the Storm cease its bombardment and train its long range guns on those... Zentraedi you call them? We will use the curvature of the planet as our shield and pull them out of sight from the rest of the fleet, then have the Relentless execute a microjump behind them and deploy its fighters. I do not see any point defense vessels among them. Though they will undoubtedly have their own fighters."

>>16823559
>>16823557
Now, I lurvs me some Starscream, but if the chance presents itself, we should totally NOT recruit him. The only thing you can trust a Starscream to do is to break your trust and try and stab you in the back.

>>16823614
Zentraedi battlepods, such a joke~

>>16823614
By all means.

(I figure he knows much more on the subject than we would)

>>16823614
He is the tactical expert, let the man do his job.

>>16823620
Well obviously. We wouldn't recruit a regular version of Starscream, and certainly not this SUEified incarnation.

>>16823614
"A sound plan, Admiral. A.N.O.N., please bring up the Canon technical readouts for those Zentraedi ships.
"You are quite right, Admiral. Those ships will likely have point-defense snub fighters, if our intelligence is correct."

Alright, let's put Pellaeon's plan into action.
Man, it's great to see a professional at work.

rolled 15 = 15

>>16823688
The Storm ceases its fire on the planet and turns its guns on the foremost Zentraedi battleship even as its propulsion systems turn it around and begin to move away, forcing the enemy fleet to either give chase or allow themselves to be blown apart from outside their weapons range.

The singularity lasers themselves are invisible, they only clue to their presence is the massive energy readings they give off and the sudden ripple-like disappearance of huge chunks of the battleship. Moving in a continuous line, the lasers cause immense portions of the mile-long ship to collapse in upon themselves until at last the ship detonates in a fireball. Pellaeon raises an eyebrow.

"I did not... quite expect such firepower. But better to be safe than sorry. Gunners, target next vessel, please."

As another Zentraedi ship begins to be pulled apart at the seams, you begin receiving Mechagodzilla's live-feed. The giant robot hisses its unique steam-like roar and begins tromping through the streets, waiting for its enemies to arrive.

The Aurors report just another three minutes before the area is clear.

>>16823758
Fuck that's low. Deploying emergency theme song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpgzOfbVhao

rolled 95 = 95

>>16823758
"Stop right there you tin freak," a gruff voice commands as MechaGodzilla's vision turns towards a floating green alien in a turban and cape. "Let's see you pick on someone your own size!"

"Suuuuupeeeeer Giaaaaantificaaaation Speeeeell!!!" he roars as he slowly begins to grow to Mecha-Godzilla's size.

>>16823758
Good, good. Mecha-Godzilla is fulfilling all of our expectations.

There should be incoming SUE forces, probably Gundams and VF's. Have they shown up on Mecha-Godzilla's sensors?

>>16823762
Isn't this one better?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bybdx5SjIAU&feature=colike

>>16823823
Reality Emitter Field to maximum strength!
Fire Maser Ray and Optic Cannons!

Let's see how flesh compares to metal!

>>16823823
...
Shoot a single turbolaser at that dude.

Then get on with the normal fighting.

Lets go Aurors!

>>16823823
MechaGodzilla: Pick on someone your own size

>>16823823
Fire everything.

>>16823826
Eh, different MechaGodzillas.

rolled 97 = 97

>>16823823
Mecha-Godzilla's eyebeams and chest cannon fire as its Reality Emitter is set to maximum, cancelling out Piccolo's vaunted plot armor as the weapons cut right through the fighter's head in mid transformation. The Namekian begins to revert to normal size as he falls amidst a pile of rubble, Mecha-Godzilla tromping along. A few minutes pass before its next foes arrive, a task force of tanks, AT-STs, and Gundams, backed by a horde of storm, and clone troopers. Also present are an unidentified troop of female cyborgs in some sort of Nazi/Samurai/Stormtrooper amalgam armor.

The Aurors report the area is clear.

In space, another Zentraedi ship explodes as Pellaeon shouts. "Now!"

The Relentless appears at the back of the task force, fighters and mecha boiling from it like a beehive as the slower UNSC, Zentraedi, and Imperial ships began to slowly turn.

>>16823962
>97
>Step 6 to destroy the space navy is now underway
>MechaGodzilla about to fire on approaching SUE's
>mfw
I am laughing so hard right now. I know I shouldn't, not yet, not until after victory has been achieved, but I can't help myself.

>>16823962
MechaGodzilla: Continue to demonstrate to them that you are not to be fucked with.

Also it's time to deploy the bomb.

>>16823962
So I take it that Mechagodzilla will be firing its two Fat Man launchers at this approaching group, then.

And Pellaeon's manuever, in true Thrawn fashion, completely and utterly annihilates the US space navy.

>>16823962
Excellent. Now have the aurors preparing as many wards and shield spells as they can muster.
...That won't hamper the effectiveness of the bomb, will it?

>>16824028
No, we shouldn't deploy the Bomb yet.

We still need to do Steps 6, 7, and 8.
I want the Indefatigable to confirm with sensor sweeps that all locals and contaminants are clear of the area. The Aurors set up wards that will warn if anyone attempts to enter the area while some of the SCV's set up missile turrets and bunkers, as well as creating road blocks so that no one enters the exclusion zone.
The other SCV's and MCV's should put up the cloaking field, interdiction field, reality field, and shield generator.
Star-Lord is to coordinate the Delta Green, SCP, and Knights Inductor squads, taking advantage of the bunkers being built.
And have the Al'Kesh, still cloaked, take up overwatch positions.

>>16824033
Jesus, two nuclear weapons at once, at that range?
Save the bombs for the SUEs, dont waste your weapons of last resort on what amount to minons.

>>16824080
Oh right, my bad.

>>16824033
Why bother?
Hell I'm pretty sure MechaGodzilla's standard armaments surpass a nuke, seeing as he was able to cut through a fucking mountain.

>>16824104
Well, I suppose you're right.

Mechagodzilla!
Belay firing your twin-linked Fat Man launchers!
Instead, fire your plasma grenade launchers and your Absolute Zero Cannon! Squash the insects underneath your metal feet like the bugs they are!

>>16824125
Wrong MechaGodzilla jackass.
This isn't the one made by Godzilla's bones, or the one reverse-engineered from future tech.
This is the one made by space apes, like god intended.

>>16823962
The Relentless lives up to its name, multiple turbolaser blasts tearing apart the lightly protected UNSC ships as its fighters and mechs launch.

"Hi Nu Gundam, launching!"

"Hyaku Shiki, launching!"

"Kamille Bidan, Zeta Gundam! Launching!"

"Change Getter-1 Switch on! OPEN GATE!"

Another Zentraedi ship is torn apart by the Storm as TIE Fighters and battlepods stream from the remaining ships, meeting the Tie-Defenders and VF-25s from the Relentless. The mechs ignore them for now, focusing on bigger prey. Kamille fires his Hyper Mega Launcher at a Star Destroyer's shield generator as Char does the same with his Hyaku Shiki. The powerful weapons blow apart the protective devices, leaving the mighty vessel vulnerable for what happens next.

"Getter Tomahawk Boomerang!" Ryoma needless shouts over the comm as Shin Getter Robo charges the bridge of the doomed Star Destroyer and hacks at it with its gigantic axe. Without its shields, the weapon crashes into the ship, deeper and deeper as repeated blows ensure the destruction of the Destroyer's command center. The capital ship begins to spin out of control as the mechs search for new prey.

"Fin Funnel!" A storm of psychically controlled remotes flurries around a TIE squadron, bursting their spherical cockpits like bubbles.

Another Star Destroyer erupts into flame and then oblivion as the R-Types fire their wave cannons.

And through it all the VF-25s dance in and out of combat like arrowheads of doom.

The brutal starborn melee grows fiercer and fiercer as more and more fighters are launched. The space is swarming with TIEs and Battlepods, the sheer numbers of them pressing hard on the Relentless and its escorts...

>>16824186
>...
Oh god, please don't let that mean it is time for *dancing*

As a visitor from /m/, I suppose I am obligated to watch this thread.
>Gundams
>Possibly including X/DX
...Is the moon out?

>>16824186
>"Change Getter-1 Switch on! OPEN GATE!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7jbt6gdTc8&

>Posted picture
dat stock animation

>he space is swarming with TIEs and Battlepods, the sheer numbers of them pressing hard on the Relentless and its escorts

Getter Beam, almost as good as gunbuster beam

>>16824186
Now time for the second half of step 5.
Time to get ourselves an Executor.

>>16824204
>...Is the moon out?
Gods I wish we had the DX with us.
So far, no, we haven't detected a microwave beam or any facility on the Moon.

>>16824186
As the sheer amount of starfighters seems about to inflict heavy casualties, Admiral Pellaeon calmly hits the comm and says two words.

"Death Blossom."

Immediately the side panels of the lone Gunstar, which had been waiting patiently for this command, open up, revealing row on row of missiles and bombs. The fighter begins to spin rapidly, faster and faster before erupting into a shower of energy bolts, explosives, and general ordinance. TIEs, battlepods, and Tri-Fighters are ripped apart all the same under the destruction barrage. As the ship begins to spin down, barely a handful of the enemy fighters remain.

"Second wave assault and mop up," Pellaeon commands as the R-types pool their firepower to annihilate another Star-Destroyer, leaving only a single Zentraedi ship left. Pellaeon turns to you.

"They will undoubtedly send a second attack group after us with the Executor at its head. But this maneuver has set them back a long way."

>>16824234
>Death Blossom.
"Undoubtedly, Admiral. However, the ground force has indicated the success of the first stage of their operation. We should have the Indefatigable available to us once again shortly, at which point we can implement the boarding of the Executor."

What's the status of the ground forces?

Meanwhile on Earth, Mechagodzilla's eye beams trace across the tank battalion, melting them all down into pools of metal as their cannon rounds explode on its space-titanium armor with little more than scratches. The AT-STs and Gundams fare little better, though the particle beam weapons of the Gundams manage to cause some superficial damage. The various troopers fire rockets, explosives, and heavy beam weapons which don't seem to do anything at all as Mecha-Godzilla's eye beams reduce platoons of them to ash at once while its chest cannon cuts apart several Gundams in one swipe. The fearsome weapon lives up to its reputation as it massacres the task force sent to stop it. The strange SUE troopers leap stories into the air with energized super katanas and nodachis... only to run smack into the Reality Emitter field. Their technology begins to short out just as they reach the height of their impossible leaps, falling back down to the ground like a rain of stupid. They leave many bloody craters in the asphalt as they impact the road, though a few land on Mecha-Godzilla and fruitlessly begin stabbing him with no-longer overpowered weapons.

F5ing, F5ing everywhere..
Carry on OP.
For the mission!

>>16824234
>>16824186

>>16824297
Glorious war is being waged upon our foes. My smile could not be wider or more sincere.

Prepare for the next steps of the plan. We must be swift, merciless and efficient. Like... Daleks.

>>16824256

The Aurors, Reasonable Marines, and Delta Green begin setting up a perimeter with Star-Lord at the helm. They report all green so far. The Indefatigable is already enroute to meet up with the rest of the fleet again for the Executor seizure. ETA ten minutes.

A.N.O.N.: "Long range scanners are detecting movement around Babylon Five. They are mustering the second fleet now. I will attempt to track their progress."

>>16824234
>>16824186

>>16824374
Get our forces onto the ground and get ready to initiate the bomb.

>>16824374
A fast scoutship or a cloaked recon probe would be nice about...wait a minute.
Imperial ships like the Relentless have probe droids as part of a standard complement of droids.
Launch a trio of probe droids towards Babylon 5, 1 above its orbital plane, another below it, and the third on its orbital plane but aimed way towards the back. Maybe they can send back some images of what we can expect.

rolled 73 = 73

The decimation of the first task force is completed and MechaGodzilla is moving out when on the horizon it seems something that simply should not be. A squadron of Veritechs painted with a Sailor Scout motif, partnered with what looks like a flying fusion of a VF-23 and a robot allosaurus.

The first Leopard begins to descend towards the planet, carrying with it the SCVs and their building supplies.

ANON: "Six Nazca-class vessels have formed up around the the Executor and seem to be accepting Starfuries from the space station."

>>16824409
Currently our plan looks to be at Step 7:
a. Aurors set up wards and magical protection.
b. Star-Lord, Delta Green, and the Space Marines set up a perimeter.
c. SCV's construct bunkers, missile turrets, and roadblocks.
d. MCV's set up their Firestorm and Cloak generators.
e. SCV's deploy the Reality Emitter, Interdiction Field, and Shield Generator
f. X-COM squad is deployed
g. BLU Team sets up defenses where the Bomb is to be set up

>>16824447
"ANON, zoom in magnification on those Nazca's. Are any of them equipped with Neutron Stampeder systems?"

If they've got a Stampeder, and it'll be visually obvious if they do, then we need to dump all of our nuclear weapons immediately.

rolled 47 = 47

>>16824433
The Relentless launches a trio of probe droids towards Babylon 5.

The Aurors report the muggle wards are complete and have begun work on the magic defenses. The Leopard lands safely, disgorging its cargo who immediately begin to set up the field generators.

MechaGodzilla immediately fires its eyebeams, blowing one of the Veritechs out of the sky as the others bank out of the way. The squadron of bizarre Veritechs unleash a barrage of missiles against MechaGodzilla, then promptly pull up. Contact is temporarily lost as a nuclear fireball consumes the gigantic robot, a mushroom cloud forming as the Veritechs fly to a safe distance and begin to circle.

The impact and cloud is felt even at the bomb site, the Marines hastily reporting in the disturbance even though you caught it with the Storm's sensors.

For a moment, there is nothing but smoke and static. Then a hissing roar of anger as a battered and damaged MechaGozilla pulls itself to its feet once more and unleashes another wave of destructive energy on the fliers.

>>16824498
Step 8 (The boarding of the Executor):
a. aboard the Inde: Tosh, Mouse, Sandmen, Mobile Infantry, UNIT, junior bridge officers, RED Team, EMH, 5 nanny-bags. Tosh already had a dose of RED-2.
b. the Indefatigable, with it's cloak, gets close to the bridge of the Executor.
c. Stun grenades are beamed aboard the bridge of the Executor.
d. stunned bridge crew are beamed to a cargo hold in the Inde; transporters make sure to not beam up weapons.
e. RED Team goes first (spawn point, Inde transporter room) and secure the bridge and close the blast doors.
f. Others beam aboard
g. Mouse and Sandmen attempt to merge and ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL the primary systems of the Executor (navigation, shields, power, engines) while officers take control of terminal stations.

>>16824582
>>16824498
I don't know where the SCP, Egon, and Spike should go. Where do people think they would be most needed?

>>16824527
Alright guys, they used nukes first. NOW can we have Mechagodzilla fire the Fat Man's?

>>16824527
I guess his luck had to run out eventually. Is MechaGodzilla still waterproof?
If so, take a page out of the Big G's book and retreat into the ocean, and see if they take the bait.

rolled 16 = 16

>>16824515
No, they do not seem to be.

TIE fighters intercept and destroy the probe droids as they stray close to the staging area.

The Second Leopard, packed with the MCVs and the Antaeus begins to descend.

MechaGodzilla fires its beams, but the agile Veritechs dodge out of the way once more, firing a barrage of thankfully normal missiles that impact on the giant mech's damaged armor as they land and begin to change into Battloid mode... all except the VF-23, which begins to change into some sort of mechanical dragon/EVA combination.

ANON: "A few Decepticons have joined the fleet, as well as eight more Star Destroyers. Their space force seems far more uniform than the ground force. They are beginning to move."

The Indefatigable has reached the main fleet.

>>16824608
I don't know, are MechaGodzilla's targeting computers accurate enough?

>>16824608
Good enough for me. What's the target?

>>16824617
Fuckity fuck fuck.
MechaGodzilla: Don't even bother aiming at the enemy, just aim at the ground they're standing on.
I don't care if the ground is merely collapsed or actually becomes liquid, either way it should at least slow them down.
Do that while retreating in the direction of the ocean, as mentioned in >>16824616

>>16824617
...Is there any way to make the second leopard descend faster?

rolled 42 = 42

>>16824616
MechaGodzilla attempts to retreat towards the ocean, but its path is blocked by the Dragon-Evangelion, which draws two huge gauss cannons and begins to fire on the robot. A lucky shot strikes the machine's face and Mecha Godzilla's head controls go out of order. It ceases taking commands for now.

>>16824608
ANON: "Fat Man mininukes would almost certainly be dodged by the high mobility VFs given their slow speed."

>>16824620
This may be an issue. The Simian Mechagodzilla was designed to fight other kaiju and hordes of 70s-era war machines. The closest equivalent there would be surplus Phantoms or maybe Rodan.

Glass the area and fall back into any remaining heavy metro districts. Mechagodzilla may not deal with saltwater well without his synthetic skin cover, and with any luck we can force them to stick with Battloid mode and forfeit their superior mobility.

>>16824620
Ooh. I have a use for the two Fat Man nukes in mechagodzilla's boobs. er, it's where it's stored at, right?
I say we try and force them into close combat, possibly by taunting them or something, and then we grapple them.
Then we detonate the two nokes right then and there.

>>16824617
Admiral, it looks like the enemy has finally gotten it together.
I would advise beginning defensive and evasive maneuvers but I'll defer to your judgment on the matter.

>>16824650
Crud. Do the nukes have dead-man switches? It's unlikely we can trigger remotely if the robot is gone berserk.

>>16824617
>>16824628
The VF-23. Fire all the nukes. Hopefully it will also catch the others in the blast radius.

Now, we've got to neutralize the Executor quickly, before it can bring its massive turbolaser batteries to bear.
As we go to Step 8, rather than beaming the bridge crew onto the Inde after taking them all down with beamed aboard stun grenades, it might be easier to just have them all tied up and kept stunned. As long as Mouse and the Sandmen can gain control of the power system, they can deny power to the turbolasers and therefore take the Executor out of the fight.

This also frees up the Inde to do what Federation ships do best; hax telebomb dickery.
Send photon torpedoes into the bridges of the Star Destroyers, that should take them out of the fight.
Then do the same to the Nazca's.
As for the Decepticons, let's see how well they function after a partial beam-out of their cores.

>>16824650
Does that mean it's offline, or has it gone berserk?

...At least we have memories of the time several moments ago when things were going so well.

rolled 6 = 6

>>16824638
This tactic was the final command given before the head controls went out of order. MechaGodzilla fires its hand-missiles, the fast-moving rockets impacting and blowing apart one of the Scout Valkyries as its chest cannon and eye beams drive back and damage the Eva, breaking past its AT-Field. The mecha-kaiju detonates its Fat-mans and missile ordinance at the ground in one huge missile storm before falling back.

The Indefatigable begins moving towards the Executor as the United States/Imperial Fleet begins moving towards the Storm.

"When they round the curve of the planet, they will be in range of the singularity guns," Pellaeon states. "We will have a minute or two to fire freely and should not waste it."

rolled 73 = 73

>>16824690
The Indefatigable begins to come under heavy fire from the fleet as it comes into transporter range despite its cloak. It manages to transport the first batch of stun grenades before its shields go down and it begins to suffer hits to its hull. It is forced to retreat prematurely, though it manages to escape.

>>16824690
>6
Why do you forsake us, /tg dice?!

>>16824690
Very well Admiral, but at the same time, place all our forces on high alert for a surprise assault, and perhaps even be prepared for the possibility of the Death Star being brought back online.

...Let's just say I have a very bad feeling about this.

>>16824702
Have the Defiant take a rear position while her engineers repair the shields.

We need to identify the Force-user that's detecting the Inde despite her cloak, and kill him.

Ask Tosh to scan the enemy fleet and see if there's anyone that could be the Force-user that's been the thorn in our side.

rolled 9 = 9

The second Leopard touches down safely and the Antaeus and MCVs begin to get offloaded.

Mecha-Godzilla stops its retreat, turns and fires with all its weapons into the debris and dust cloud behind it just as the Eva-Dragon launches itself out of the smoke. The potent weapons damage the Evangelion further, the chest cannon taking off one of its arms while the other weapons of the mechakaiju rip deep holes past its armor. Blood begins to flow freely from the cybernetic monster. A single trio of Valkyries fly forth from the smoke as it clears, the rest shattered and destroyed.

A quarter of thick energy beams strike Mecha-Godzilla's back as two Guncannons painted to look like Sailor Scouts join the fight.

rolled 3 = 3

>>16824715
"Ya, mon. It be easy to sense. He be on da big ship. I can feel him easy... He's... powerful. But... corrupted. Sorta like that gurl in Chicago... but not quite."

"Ships in range in one minute," one of the bridge officers reports.

"Are we still to attempt the Executor's seizure?" Pellaeon asks. "I need to know whether or not to target it."

Meanwhile, the Evangelion opens up on MechaGodzilla as the Valkyries and Guncannons join in, high power missiles, particle beams, and gauss rounds finding breaches in the space-titanium armor and causing notable damage to the mighty machine.

>>16824723
Is MechaGodzilla still offline to our commands?
While I hate to miss an opportunity, I'm going to have to strongly recommend Pellaeon fall back for now.

>>16824741
"I am loathe to waste a chance to take a ship intact, however, that Sith on the bridge of the Executor cannot be allowed to live.
"Admiral, please direct as much firepower as you can direction onto the bridge of the Executor. Once the Sith is death, the Indefatigable will be able to assist us in dealing with the remaining enemy ships."

>>16824741
Fuck it. While capturing the Executor would be a neat feather in our cap, I am going to have to order its destruction.

rolled 4 = 4

>>16824741
The Overlord begins to move towards the bomb site as the SCVs finish setting up the shield and interdict generators. They immediately begin to set up a ring of turrets as the M.C.V.s finish unpacking and request build orders.

One of Mecha-Godzilla's arms is torn off as the Evangelion charges once more and begins to grapple with the giant machine, ripping and tearing both with its claws and a large vibroblade it produces. The Valkyries hold their fire and begin to shift to Battloid mode as the Guncannons fire with their beam rifles. Several of M-G's systems begin to approach critical levels.

>>16824758
>>16824757
We should also have Tosh keep us updated on whether the Sith is dead or not when we blow apart the bridge.
As a SUE, it's likely to be on the bridge, but we shouldn't take chances.

>>16824763
...We should have splurged on a self-destruct device.
Also this is yet another confirmation that the /tg/ dice generator is both sentient and malevolent.

>>16824763
>>16824741
>>16824723
Why u do dis to us, diceroller?

Were we able to install a self-destruct into Mechagodzilla? Should we try to get it to go overload now?

rolled 88 = 88

"Ships in range," the report comes in.

"Fire," Pellaeon orders. The destructive energies of the singularity lasers lash out at the Executor... only to be deflected back at the TG fleet in the form of green energy bolts that swiftly vanish once they strike the capital ship Reality Fields.

ANON: "The S.U.E. on the ship appears to be taking advantage of the fact that our weapons range exceeds our reality emitter range. We may have to fight this one in close quarters."

Pellaeon turns to you. "We can attempt a microjump behind them. It's risky, but if we cannot engage them at long range, we can at least make sure they cannot engage us in the same fashion either."

>>16824768
>>16824758
>>16824757
I suspect that, since Tosh remarked upon the similarity of his psychic signature to the SUE we brought down with *words* in Shadowrun, we could probably "purify" Vader of the SUEishness that infects him. Probably with mentions of his real wife. And his children.

>>16824763
You know what Admiral? I'm going to order a fighting retreat.

>>16824788
>post number doubles
>dice doubles
Holy shit, /tg/ dice knows how to deal awesomeness. What better than a smashing tide-turner after sequential failures?

rolled 71 = 71

>>16824785
Pic related.

>>16824788
Very good Admiral, proceed immediately.

Also, do we still have enough Ysalimir to equip Tosh and the Sandmen?

>>16824788
"A risky maneuver, Admiral. The guns of the Executor would press our shields quickly.
"However, I see no other choice, not with that damnable SUE alive.
"Tosh, is that SUE that's aboard the Executor, is it on the bridge? If we do this, we could bring the Indefatigable along, and using her agility and speed, plant a quantum torpedo on the Executor's bridge to take out the SUE."

At least we have a battlestar and an Arbiter to help us with this fight.

>>16824788
As for the MCVs? I guess bunkers? And other defensive structures?

>>16824815
We have enough that we could equip Tosh, the Sandmen, and probably either RED Team (is the Medic's Ubercharge ready?) or UNIT.
Are you thinking of doing an assault beaming right onto the Executor's bridge?

rolled 81 = 81

Staggering back from the loss of its arm, Mecha-Godzilla issues another hissing roar as it lashes out with lightning speed, grabbing the Evangelion by its long neck. Its eye beams flare to life, directed squarely at the EVA-unit's head, while its chest cannon fires point blank into the cyber-monster's torso. The EVA's AT-field simply cannot handle that much punishment and again it shatters, the monster burning away with an outraged howl. Two more beams strike its backside, but the mecha shifts so that they fall on armor. Mecha Godzilla's head begins to spin rapidly around as a force field wraps around it. The Valkyries and Guncannons open fire on it, but their attacks are deflected. The two Guncannons draw beam sabers and close to melee, but they run into a nasty surprise when they contact the field and it melts away their armor. Now at close range, Mecha-Godzilla dispels the field and fires point blank into both Guncannons with its beam weapons. Already damage,d both mechas detonate.

>>16824834
I support this. The best way to distract the SUEs forces is to attack their leader.
In other words, we have to assasinate the President.

>>16824850
I reiterate this: /tg/ dice just KNOWS how to make a proper UNEXPECTED TWEEEST that is both AWESOME and JUST.

>>16824850
...Now THAT'S what I call the Terror of MechaGodzilla.

>>16824834
Dare we try it, gentlemen?
Dare we NOT?

Let's run the idea past Pellaeon; at the same time that the fleet attempts a micro-jump behind the enemy force, the Indefatigable does a micro-warp jump similar to the Picard Manuever in order to get into transporter range of the Executor's bridge.
While the fleet has the attention of the enemy, the Inde beams over Tosh, the Sandmen, and the Red Team (with an Uber charge), all equipped with Ysalamir to protect them from the Force-user. They kill the SUE, take the bridge, and shut down the Executor's turbobatteries.

rolled 91 = 91

The remaining Valkyries convert back to fighter mode and lift off, but MechaGodzilla launches itself into the air as well, pursuing the fleeing craft and bringing them down with its eyebeams. One by one, the garishly repainted fighters fall to earth, flaming wrecks. Within the influence of the Reality Emitter, even Sailor Moon's Silver Imperium Crystal doesn't save her here.

MechaGodzilla's internal repair mechanisms manage to bring the head controls back online, partially. You may issue limited commands again.

>>16824856
Indeed. And while he can't get into our head, we might be able to get into his.
Like within the godawful fanfiction, Vader is literally the fictional character brought to life. Meaning that in theory he should have the same background as the 'real' Vader.

>>16824877
Just remember, Darth Vader without his Force powers or SUEness is still motherfucking Darth Vader.

>>16824882
Do this >>16824834
with the plan from >>16824877

LET'S DO IT!

>>16824900
ROUND STARTS IN THREE MINUTES

>>16824895
Plus didn't we kind of just kill his wife?

...Would sending Vader video of MechaGodzilla destroying the Sailor Senshi be a good idea or bad idea?

>>16824900

Would an Ubercharge work on Mechagodzilla?

>>16824913
Fuck it, let's do it anyway to cause him to act even stupider before we attack.

>>16824946
Probably not.
Did this version of Mechagodzilla have a cyber-organic heart?

>>16824958
Honestly? I have no idea what's powering this thing, and am trying not to think about it.

>>16824946

You just made my night with that post sir. I just want to say, thank you.

That being said, can it?

rolled 60 = 60

>>16824900
"As you wish, sirs. Beginning maneuver..."

The fleet pulls itself into formation, the Relentless recovering its fighters for the jump, and then the fleet vanishes only to reappear behind the Executor and its escorts.

The RED team immediately vanishes first, acting as a vanguard while the others step up five by five. Tosh's live-feed goes active shortly before he transports over.

When he makes it to the bridge, the large chamber is filled with screams, the drone of a minigun, explosives, and "AAAAAAAYE AAAAAAM BULLETPROOF!!!"

Mostly unarmored, the bridge crew in the crew pits are torn apart by the Heavy's chaingun and the various small arms of RED. The stormtrooper guards fare far better, their armor proof against the primitive slugthrowers... but NOT proof against rockets and grenades. They explode into showers of gore.

"You are all WEAK! You are all BLEEDERS!"

The Sandmen arrive next, Mouse hastily accessing the computers to seal the doors as he and the others begin the process of hacking the ship's systems.

There is no sign of Darth Vader on the bridge...

>>16824894
>>16824895
>>16824913
>>16824952
You know, the Force-user on the Executor might be George W. Bush, rather than Vader.

>>16824964
Won't know unless you try.

>>16824952
Since becoming a Sandman, Mouse has acquired a somewhat cruel sense of humor. As he hacks into the SSD, he simultaneously uses its communications gear to broadcast the fall of the Senshi worldwide, as well as within the ship's monitors.

You almost think you can hear faintly within the ship, "NOOOOOOooooooooooo..."

>>16824967
The idea of Stormtrooper armor actually being something other than decorative never occurred to me.
>>16824969
Aw fuck you're right.

>>16824967
"Tosh! Where's that SUE?"

Have the Inde beam over the EMH to help them just in case they need an additional doctor or a bullet magnet.

>>16824978
Oh good, it is Vader.
Secure the bridge and wait for him to come to you.

As the boarding team goes to work on the Executor, the Relentless and the Mercury begin to unleash their fighters and mechs once more as both fleets open up on each other with all they have.

The Overlord has reached the drop zone safely and is offloading the rest of the ground forces.

The Leopards are requesting orders.

Mechagodzilla is currently idle.

>>16824967
>Hey OP, look at me. You know what would be awesome? An epic, life or death confrontation with the the big bad SUE.
>Now look back at your thread. Now SWAN DIVE into the posts of your life!

>>16824978
He's unfocused right now, we need to get the Inde to try to even up the odds for our fleet as quickly as it can.

It should be safe to transport UNIT, the EMH, and Spike with a shot of RED-2, and the rest of the nanny-bags over to the bridge of the Executor. With that many ysalimir on the bridge, it should be a No Force Zone right now.
The extra personnel will help to secure the bridge, and then the Indefatigable can begin introducing those Nazca battleships to the wonders of transporter technology combined with photon torpedo.
Concentrate on just taking out the bridges; we're interested in mission-kills, not complete kills.

Pellaeon should be able to handle the rest of the space battle.

>>16824993
On Earth, how far away is the nearest concentration of reality distortions (like over ten entities worth?)
As for the Leopards... I can't think of any particular use for them. I mean they're not really designed for combat are they?

rolled 82 = 82

>>16824982
"He be comin' towards us, mon. He's mad."

One of the Star Destroyers outside explodes as the R-Types do what they do best. It is followed by another as the Storm brings its powerful weapons to bear.

The Relentless is beginning to suffer heavy fire, its shields draining steadily. So is the Storm.

>>16825013
Begin evasive maneuvers for the Storm and Relentless.

As for Vader? Inform the troops already stationed there that all four of his limbs are prosthetic and he's actually on life support. Maybe once he's taken by surprise by the Ysalimir, a Sandman can actually make him our puppet?

>>16825013
Relentless and Storm micro-jump away, and wait to recharge their shields. Then get ready to jump back in to help the ground team at any moment.
Gonna have to ask Pelaeon if it's good.

>>16824993
Okay, orders:
Do this >>16825006
The Overlord is to stay there and act as a fortress to aid in the defense.
Leopards are to stay idle and within the Nod MCV's cloaking field. They'll act as additional air power if it comes to a fight.

Mechagodzilla, perform self-repairs.

Antaeus 01, manufacture a Pegasus transport chopper with cloaking device and a Scarab repair vehicle with a Soul Chip crewmember and cloaking device. Have it flown out to Mechagodzilla in order to repair Mechagodzilla with nanorobots.

rolled 56 = 56

>>16825011
ANON: "All reality distortions are closing in on MechaGodzilla with varying speeds."

"Seriously, this is all the defense they have? This is pathetic..." Mouse murmurs. His hand is on one of the bridge control consoles, fused with it, his fingers running from flesh to steel. "Give me just a few more minutes..."

"He's coming, mon," Tosh whispers.

More ships explode outside as the superior firepower of the Transpace Guard eats into the superior numbers and armor of Vader's fleet.

>>16825044
My orders from here >>16825042

Everyone should be ready to pour solid slug or micro-blackhole fire onto Vader when he gets to the bridge. Inform the teams that he will be able to deflect back energy bolts.
But explosives, slug-throwers like gauss rifles, and blackholes should work just fine.
And with the No Force Zone, Vader can't catch grenades mid-air, either.

rolled 68 = 68

>>16825042
Antaeus begins complying as M-G's limited self-repair systems go to work.

The Aurors report the wards are all completed.

The bomb is on site, its technicians appearing to be attaching it to Tokyo tower. The Chrono Legionnaires take up position around it.

The Indefatigable transports the last of the assault team away and begins bombing operations as the Storm retreats to extreme range and the Relentless follows.

"Almost there..." Mouse whispers even as a red lightsaber blade begins to cut through the bridge door.

>>16825056
Remember that while he can't access the 'true' Dark Side of the Force, he might still be able to do those bullshit disco moves.
Ready a Sandmen to forcibly shut down his prosthetics.
They can do that can't they?

>>16825061
All this and the bomb hasn't even been placed yet? Dear god.

>>16825065
>Ready a Sandmen to forcibly shut down his prosthetics.
That'll require a Sandmen physically grappling Vader.

We have 12 black hole guns and a psychic with a gauss assault rifle whose psi powers are not nullified by the No Force Zone.
Why not just fire blackholes and gauss slugs at Vader till he's dead?

>>16825080
Yeah good point.

>>16825080
>>16825083
Aim for the head. Make it count.

rolled 87 = 87

>>16825061
The Sandmen are occupied setting up control of the ship. They cannot be interrupted yet.

"Got it!" Mouse cries triumphantly as the Executor ceases firing. "Now taking control of primary systems. We can't control the guns from here... but give me five minutes and we'll have life support, navigational, and engines under our command."

The lightsaber blade continues to cut in a circle as the combat team tenses itself.

Finally the circle completes and the molten circle of metal is hurled down, Darth Vader stepping into the bridge backed by a number of those bizzare female cyborg-samurai-stormtroopers.

"You are all going to die," he says, flatly.

>>16825080
Because this is more dramatic and memorable.
Still, back-up plans.

>>16825102
"Actually, I believe you'll find that the opposite of that is what is going to happen."

Fire everything in his general vicinity.

>>16825102
Now he's sounding like the Vader we know and fear. Does he still have the tie?

>>16825102
"Everyone, reality emitters to maximum. Don't bother with blasters, use plasma weapons. If you're near one, pick up a mass rifle and use that.
"Tosh, I'm sure you know what to do."

>>16825102
Die? You mean like your wife did? When you couldn't save her, and in fact let her go into harm's way? Again?

>>16825136
...Or is that going too far?

I belive this will set the mood.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO8VxkRIF_8

but really this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6W6Agqujpw

>>16825141
...Nah. It's going exactly far enough.
While if he could use the force, filling him with this much rage would be signing our own death warrants, but since he can't, it isn't.

rolled 50 = 50

>>16825127
He appears to have ripped it off.

>>16825120
>>16825136
"SHUT U-"

"Boo," Tosh says as he unleashes a psionic explosion. Vader AND his troops are temporarily stunned as plasma, laser, phaser, and good old fashion lead rake their ranks. A few Demo grenades only increases the pain, severed limbs flying into the air. In the few seconds of stunned stasis, Vader takes several bad hits to the torso and limbs while half of his troops lie dead and the other half wounded.

Vader looks up and snaps his fingers. Nothing happens.

"That should've activated the spell to summon my custom-made MJOLNIR armor!" he snarls. "What trickery is this? No Force?! No magic?! I don't NEED THEM! I HAVE MY RAGE!"

Vader and the remnants of his bodyguard charge into melee, lightsabers and energy katanas/nodachis at the ready.

>>16825181
There's nothing left to say.
Fight or die.

>>16825181
"Scout! Time to show them what you do best! Hurt them!"
UNIT troops, stay out of melee. Group around the sentry turret.
The RED Team and Spike are the only ones who can fight in melee. The RED Team have the advantage of the Medic and of being able to respawn, so they should take the brunt of the melee charge.

>>16825181
Oh yeah, we have reality emitters as well don't we?

...It's almost a shame that we must destroy him right when he's finally getting it right.

Also has the bomb been secured yet?

>>16825205
Does Spike have experience in dealing with laser swords?

Suffer not the S.U.E. to live

>>16825220
No, which is why I said that the guys who can respawn without problems should take the brunt of the charge.
Though with all the firepower pouring down on them, I wonder if they'll even reach the RED Team.

Have the Heavy move in -- WITH THE KILLING GLOVES OF BOXING

So how's everyone else doing?
Has the repair forces met MechaGodzilla?
What about the latest wave of enemies?
Is the rest of the enemy fleet dead by now?

rolled 43 = 43

Demoman draws his Eyelander, but is too slow as Vader slices his head off with his lightsaber, spinning around to do the same to Heavy. The UNIT troopers open fire with their energy weapons, getting off a few well aimed shots that fell some of the enemy before they can close. Then things get chaotic. The energy blades of the saber troopers slice deeply into the Mobile Infantry suits, but the Medic is right there to heal them. The M.I. fire their phasers, unable to use their heavy weapons for fear of hitting their comrades in the melee. Scout is torn apart next with a strangled yelp as several of the UNIT soldiers are wounded and two die, their power armor preventing greatly casualties.

One of the sabertroopers falls back with a pickaxe lodged in her brain as Soldier screams his warcry.

Spike fires his handgun only to watch the bullets bounce off the trooper armor. He scowls and looks over to one of the Sandmen communing with the computers. "Give me that!" he yells as he grabs the soldier's Mass Rifle from him and opens fire, tearing apart a trooper that gets too close.

Tosh coolly fires a gauss burst that decapitates another sabertrooper before another knocks his gun from his hands, half-leaping back, he produces his balisong with a smooth motion and proceeds to jam it into the female soldier's neck.

More soldiers rush down the hallway to reach the bridge, but the M.I. step forward and hose the area with their heavy flamers, a risky but effective move as several of the reinforcements die and the rest retreat.

>>16825250
Dammit, I knew I forgot something!
We should have packed the Heavy a picnic basket of sandviches, so that he can punch out the blood of the babies!

>>16825262
Good.
Where exactly are the Ysalimir located?
I'd like to defend them without making it too obvious that defending them is what we're trying to do.

>>16825262
"EMH, get those UNIT trooper's heads into a nanny bag! We can attempt to resuscitate them later!
"Engineer, what's the ETA on those respawns?"

>>16825288
Should be on a frame on each person's back. As long as the ysalimir is alive it will continue to generate its anti-Force field. Even if a person dies, it doesn't mean the the ysalimir dies.

With most of his minions slain, Darth Vader is the last to fall. First a plasma bolt pierces him and he stumbles. Soldier rushes in with his pickaxe to finish the deed, but Vader suddenly stands, slicing him in two. A sentry turret burst strikes his chest plate and his life support machinery begins to spark and fail as he stumbles back. The UNIT soldiers press the attack, melting off his Sith armor as Vader swiftly finds that without plot armor, SUE energy, or the Dark Side to sustain him, he's just a badly injured middle aged man that needs a respirator. With his last ounce of strength he tears his helmet and mask off to look around with hazy, clouded eyes...

...only to have his head explode in a fountain of blood.

"Boom," Sniper says, lowering his rifle. "Headshot."

>>16825288
On frames on the Sandmen and UNIT's backs.

>>16825301
"'Bout two minutes," Engineer drawls.

Meanwhile, the Mercury Battlestar outside explodes as the Imperial fleet overwhelms it. However, with the Executor dead in space, their own numbers reduced to 2 ImpStarDeuces, and a single Nazca, they opt to retreat rather than press the attack.

MechaGodzilla is being repaired by the repair bot. The SUEs have apparently stopped to 'form up' before engaging it.

>>16825311
>"Boom," Sniper says, lowering his rifle."Headshot."
FUCK. YES.

We are getting Sniper a TR-116 after this.

The others should be respawning soon.

And make sure that the EMH gets those UNIT troopers into nannie-bags; even though they might be clinically dead, they may not be information-dead, and we might still be able to reboot their brains in the reconstruction tanks.

>>16825311
GLORIOUS

Time to set up us the bomb?

>>16825311
Well that's certainly a decisive way of solving things. Although the more I dwell on it, the more sad it makes me.
Let's see what everyone else is up to.

>>16825331
While I'm uncomfortable with the idea of giving them time to prepare, I recognize that MechaGodzilla needs it more.
And as long as his Reality Emitter is still fully operational, or even just mostly operational, he should be fine probably.

>>16825331
>Mercury-class Battlestar status: SUNK
Damn, and I was expecting it to survive this battle.

As for the remaining enemy ships, they might not want to engage, but we do.

Have the Indefatigable chase them down and put photon torpedoes straight into their bridges.

That will secure the orbital space so that we can provide orbital strike support to Mechagodzilla.
Oh, and before I forget, what's happened with the Decepticons? Have we identified and slagged Starscream?

The SCVs have completed the ring of missile turrets and are now working on a few bunkers. The MCVs have finished setting up the Firestorm barriers, generator, and power plants, but are exhausted on resources.

The technicians are ready to start the countdown and are waiting for your orders.

>>16825331
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sojX94qKzoc
?

>>16825379
Begin the countdown. It's time for the hard part.

>>16825379
As soon as we confirm the status of the Decepticons that were part of this fleet, and the Indefatigable cripples the last 3 remaining ships, then I think it'll be safe enough to begin the countdown.

This world's Final Countdown.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw

>>16825355
Starscream was not among the destroyed, but you fragged Skywarp, and a bunch of the others.

I'm surprised you haven't figured out what happened to him yet.

>>16825397
I suspect Starscream might be waiting to see which way the wind is blowing. Once the bomb warms up he'll appear, no doubt.

>>16825408
>Starscream
Well, I assume he either made contact with the Orz and he got *pulled* or he successfully was able to make a transit and escape into the Meta.

>>16825411
That WOULD be classic Starscream.

>>16825408
Did he greedily keep the data for himself, and thus the Orz *snagged* him and only him?

I can't really think of anything left to add.
Let's just stick with the plan, and hope nothing else goes wrong.

>>16825451
Well, the Inde, after it cripples the last 3 remaining US Space Navy ships, can swing back around and check for any escape pods from the battlestar.

Otherwise, now that we control the orbital space, we can provide orbital support for Mechagodzilla, and the countdown for the Bomb can begin.

As much as I would like to get this done tonight, it's 4:25 AM. I'm going to have to call it here and pick up tomorrow at the usual time.

Just in case, I began archival here:

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/16821463/

>>16825427
That would be hil-arious.

>>16825472
Oh good, I was about to say it was getting late/early.

>>16825475
I thought so too. Everytime you've asked "What happened to Starscream", I keep imaging him falling through empty space with a PDA with the data in his hands, going "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" as a sea of Orz faces surround him.

>>16825472
OP...why'd you do that?
Do you realize that the tags you used, the quest tags aren't the same ones as all of the previously archived tags?

>>16825491
...oops.
This is why I was closing shop. I'm falling asleep.

Don't suppose there's a way to fix it?

>>16825487

Wait, we have Hellbores?


Does this mean we have access to the BOLO universe?

WHY THE FUCK HAVEN'T WE REQUISITIONED A BOLO AI?!

>>16825529
Above our paygrade, and we couldn't have kept it after this mission.

>>16825537
ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>16825529
Because Bolos are the most retarded fucking things ever in sci-fi, and that includes Plan 9 From Outer Space.

So I'm assuming our reward for this mission will be selected from the temp troops we requisitioned?

I vote we keep the Knight Inductor and the RED team. Mechagodzilla if possible.

bomp

>>16825529
Different type of hellbores, I reckon. I was thinking about the Star Control 2 version, the ultimate ship weapon for the precursor vessel.

Mechagodzilla has impressed us all, but where the hell would we keep him?

>>16825800
Hell, tie em to the ship.

>>16825911
The images in my head, they just don't go away!

Not complaining.

>>16825800

He will stand on one of the Star Destroyers in a Gunbuster pose.

Maybe the Aurors could transfigure him to regular size, and then unleash him when needed.

Do we have access to anything from Dune universe at this point?

Do we have access to the SRW OG timeline? Our fleet could be bolstered with a few Gespensts, and maybe a Huckebein or two. Alteisen Riese would be swell too.

>>16825930
Sooo... MechaGodzilla in a Gunbuster pose on the ship... That's just going to be great for our diplomacy, isn't it?

"Let us pass... or deal with MechaGodzilla."

I still say we need to keep the Knights Inductor/Reasonable Marines.

>>16826631
I agree. If we can keep them, we should. If only for their partial immunity to Chaos.

>>16825565
Well, probably the temp troops. And we need to move the Oncoming Storm into position alongside the Executor so that we can extend our transit drive envelope to take it with us when we transit out ahead of the Rewriter Bomb's activation.
I'm hoping we get to keep it, since we looted it and all.

I'm the dude who originally requested Mecha Godzilla in an earlier thread (though not the one who came up with the brilliant stratagem of using him as a giant metal distraction) and I am really grateful that OP gave us the original instead of the MK 2 I requested.
I had somehow forgotten just how awesome the 'Bionic Monster' (and his theme music) was and is.

Next part of the plan:
Hit Washington D.C. from orbit with blasts centered in the Whitehouse and the Pentagon. Send another blast at Mt. Cheyenne.
Broadcast our decoy message.
"Even now, all across your world, forces are moving into position. London, Paris, Washington, New York, Moscow, Beijing, Kyoto; all will feel the ending of your old world order, as borders are erased. We shall reset everything back to zero, and so create A World With No Boundaries!"
Space forces secure space. Keep scanning the ground around the bomb, in case any S.U.E.s arrive.
Most of our ground forces - including the mechs, gundams, and artillery - should be on the ground around our bombsite.
Keep the Aurors working on those anti-muggle charms.
Get the X-com troops over to the bridge of the Executor. Nothing like a little mind control for disposable scouting, and nothing like a Blaster launcher to completely fuck anyone fighting inside a space ship. They've boarded and wrecked ships like this before, they should be right at home.

Do we have any forces for further distractions around the globe? Making people think New York and London are actually under attack will likely draw forces away from Tokyo.

>>16830266
If you are doing this, are you aiming to actually blow these things up or to minimize casualties?

Also, the X-COM troops are with the rest of the ground forces at the bomb site. However, between the cloaking field and the distractions, it should be at least a few minutes before they are attacked. You have a small amount of time to shuffle your forces around.

On the Executor is RED team, the Mobile Infantry, Spike, Tosh, Mouse, the Sandmen, and UNIT. The Sandmen and Mouse cannot leave the ship.

All your ships sans the dropships are in orbit. The R-Types, VFs, Gunstar, Tie-Ds, Gundams and X-wings which I forgot to mention are with the fleet along with Shin Getter and Brasta.

>>16830326
X-com troops are already deployed at the site? Best to leave them there, then.
I'm not even sure a distraction at other parts of the globe is a good idea, so cancel that for now.
The goal with the Whitehouse, Pentagon and Mt. Cheyenne is to blow them so far to shit that nothing is alive in the wreckage.
Keep all Space-capable forces in space for now. That second fleet is likely to give us a shit-ton of trouble.

But yes, go ahead with the Terrorist message targetting major cities worldwide.

>>16830266
I'm pretty sure the situation on the Executor is more or less under control, and so will the enemy space forces soon enough.
Also I think we've got a good thing going here, with everyone trying to fight MechaGodzilla, so I don't see a need to change the plan.

>>16830326
Question: Would it be possible to give the Star-Lord and Pellaeon a Ysalamir each without compromising the team on the Executor?
Also, exactly how disabled is the Death Star?
Finally, when this bomb goes off ... what will that mean for our forces in orbit or on the planet? Do they all die?

>>16830395

Some of those casualties in those places may be important people. It might not bode well for the canon if some of those people are missing or dead.

Although, it's very likely that any important leadership/staff in those countries have already evacuated to bunkers and/or safe zones that are far away from our target locations. If that's so, we're looking at a skeleton crew and any stubborn leaders who refuse to be intimidated by terrorist threats to the point of idiocy (i.e. SUEs).