rolled 1, 2, 4 = 7

Does singing the body electric help?

You enter the allegory of the forest. In the sky is the metaphor of the Sun. You stand on the divided line.

The forest is the case.

>>16803079
But is it a problem?

Roll 1d20 to see whether it is a categorical imperative that you and your party must enter the forest.

>>16803109
There can be no chance in categorical imperatives.

You callooh into the silthy toves.

The original position is the forest.

You <s>enter</s> saunter into the forest. Before you1 stands the <color=red>Minotaur</color>. Roll for initiative3.

1 you and the party2
2 I went to a party once. Met an elf strip, think her name was Pyiya. We did some coke and fucked in her van.
3 <s>The <color=red>Minotaur</color> always goes first. Where is he going? No one knows.</s>

>>16803174
The original position is not the forest.

The superstructure is the forest.

Fuck all of you! I'm going to go shoot all the anti-semites!

Sincerely, Dionysus

You enter the forest. You encounter a DM who is permanently trapped there due to his narrative choices.

>The forest is subjective to consciousness and your relation in time to said forest.

You enter the epic forest.

I roll, therefore I enter.

>>16803263
You enter the forest. The DM is dead.

What is a forest?

The forest isn't really a forest, it's actually Yog-Sothoth's pubes.

The forest is also within us. We're made of plant matter.

We are a way for the forest to know itself.

>>16803174
>>16803206
all of my love

>>16803288
The DM is in... A box.

Your character casts introspection as a full round action, only to find that their character sheet is blank.

You enter a forest, traveling with two men. One is dream; the other is consciousness, and together, they will guide you to yourself.

Your path to the forest came when your father died; driven to madness by the vapors he cultivated in his study. Your mother was the assassin of the psyche who drove him to this land; manipulating him, forcing him down the path. Debts shackled him to the earth, which swallowed him up at the beckoning of God. Is this release what you seek, or will you return to drink deeply from the poison that drove man from Eden? Though once you thought them human, they are truly animals, no equal to man, and that noble figure of the Valkyrie is naught but the rationalization of a people crushed for too long beneath the ornamental heels of the most subtle of tyrants.

Lose 1d4 San from the tarnished Romantic symbols that surround you.

You are now lost in the forest.

The girl was never there.

You enter the forest because it was ordained.

>>16803342
Damn it, I hate GM's who railroad.

>>16803295
A miserable little pile of squirrels

>>16803342
Going into the forest is HERESY!

There is a thing that is a forest and for all things if they are also forests then they are also the original thing.

Does entering the forest give me any experience points?

What do we know about the forest?

And no sooner did Don Quixote see them that he said to his squire, "Fortune is guiding our affairs better than we ourselves could have wished. Do you see over yonder, friend Sancho, thirty or forty hulking giants? I intend to do battle with them and slay them. With their spoils we shall begin to be rich for this is a righteous war and the removal of so foul a brood from off the face of the earth is a service God will bless."
"What giants?" asked Sancho Panza.
"Those you see over there," replied his master, "with their long arms. Some of them have arms well nigh two leagues in length."
"Take care, sir," cried Sancho. "Those over there are not giants but trees."

>>16803404
That the forest is HERESY!

I tap the forest to add G to my mana pool.

>Alice came to a fork in the forest road. "Which road do I take?" she asked.
>"Where do you want to go?" responded the Cheshire cat.
>"I don't know," Alice answered.
>"Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."

What if the forest orbits around the sun?

>>16803421
How many experience points is committing heresy worth?
We're gonna need all that xp.

>>16803438
I'm not going to say it.

>>16803326

>>16803435
The Cheshire cat is also in the box with the DM... Wait... What?

>>16803452

We're all thinking it.

>>16803342
You enter the forest because you felt like it.

Midway upon the journey of our life
I found myself within a forest dark,
For the straightforward pathway had been lost.

>>16803446
Would you say, WOOSH, ten million?

LOL I JERK OFF ON THE TREES!

roll 1d6 to see how many extra cows you have on the field

I cast Detect Pain on the forest in order to find which path to avoid.

You swim across the river to the forest.

>>16803545
You spawn from Apeiron into the forest.

>>16803545
>>16803558
The wind carries you to the forest.

>>16803486
You seek the light of the sun in the forest.

If you replace every tree in the forest with an identical tree, is it the same forest?

The forest burns.

If everything that exists has a place, the forest too will have a place.

Entering the forest only perpetuates the flow of adventurers and the destructive fight-and-loot cycle of questing.

You enter the forest because it's there.

If an elf is slain in the forest, does anyone care?

>>16803586
>>16803594
The forest is now lava

You escape from your prison and enter the forest

Your partial set enters the forest.

>>16803614

The DM needs to add more loot to the forest if the PC's are going to make it in the long run.

Your grandmother is the forest.

Your penis enters the forest.

>>16803647
It most certainly does not!

>>16803638
Look again. The forest is now diamonds!

A vanguard has cleared the way for you into the forest.

>>16803681
>Your penis penises the penis.
ftfy

While the forest is somebody's hell, it is my heaven

>>16803647
>>16803693
I adopt an intuitionist stance against the forest.

The forest and you enter a cooperative relationship as equals that will serve to benefit society.

The DM says: Wheresoever you go, go with all your party.

The forest enters you.

The clearest way into the Universe is through a forest wilderness.

The forest isn't real.

>>16803731
Wouldn't that be "The DM say"?

Roll for a diplomacy check; if you pass, enter the forest and receive the Nobel Peace Prize. If you fail, level the forest.

You enter the forest, but it is the Kings forest. His wardens have surrounded you. Roll for initiative.

All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree.

Someday there will be a perfect forest.

easily the best thread.

I chose the forest for it's plentiful bounties and beauty. In it I'll preform the purest form of human happiness, the sport of hunting.

>>16803787
The forest is a state in our path to the Überforest.

The tree meisters have condemned me a heretic. When i die the forest shall still be here and you shall pass it on to the younger generations.

You enter the forest, but be ready to withdraw at any time; if you have to rely on the roll of the dice for success, you're doing it wrong.

Nothing exists except atoms and empty space; everything else is opinion.

You enter the forest and are freed of the vices of civil society.

Best thread. Worth an archive.

(points to a tree) "There is a tree."
(points to another tree) "There is another tree."
"I have demonstrated trees exist, therefore a forest exists. You may now enter the forest you know to exist."

You cannot blame porn, when I was young I used to masturbate to the forest.

DM: roll for perception check
nat 20
DM: you see that the forest is made of fire

GET OUT OF MY FOREST!

Thine will is strong. Yes, you'll do nicely, would you like to join me in my forest?

You enter a forest. Since you lack knowledge of the area you are quickly divided and defeated. So much for fighting in the forest.

>>16803206
>>16803174
Whoever posted these two: I love you. That's fucking perfect.

God, can you even imagine Rawls and Nozick in a group together? It would be so outrageously passive-aggressive.

This is really, really good. We have these from time to time but this is the best I've ever seen. It's great when multiple competing or opposing philosophies riff on each other.

Somebody archive this shit.

I entered the forest thirty-five minutes ago.

>>16806987
Captcha ate my image.

I am looking for a forest.

Where is the forest again?

>>16807232

Dude.