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    14 KB Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)00:15 No.16803032  
    Your will enters the forest and merges with it. Roll 3d4 to see if you can make a tree an object of your aesthetic appreciation in order to escape the will of the forest.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)00:17 No.16803050
    rolled 1, 2, 4 = 7

    Does singing the body electric help?
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)00:18 No.16803060
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    You enter the allegory of the forest. In the sky is the metaphor of the Sun. You stand on the divided line.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)00:20 No.16803079
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    The forest is the case.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)00:22 No.16803095
    But is it a problem?
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)00:23 No.16803109
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    Roll 1d20 to see whether it is a categorical imperative that you and your party must enter the forest.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)00:27 No.16803151
    There can be no chance in categorical imperatives.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)00:28 No.16803156
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    You callooh into the silthy toves.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)00:30 No.16803174
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    The original position is the forest.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)00:33 No.16803201
    You <s>enter</s> saunter into the forest. Before you1 stands the <color=red>Minotaur</color>. Roll for initiative3.

    1 you and the party2
    2 I went to a party once. Met an elf strip, think her name was Pyiya. We did some coke and fucked in her van.
    3 <s>The <color=red>Minotaur</color> always goes first. Where is he going? No one knows.</s>
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)00:33 No.16803206
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    The original position is not the forest.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)00:36 No.16803232
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    The superstructure is the forest.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)00:38 No.16803262
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    Fuck all of you! I'm going to go shoot all the anti-semites!

    Sincerely, Dionysus
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)00:38 No.16803263
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    You enter the forest. You encounter a DM who is permanently trapped there due to his narrative choices.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)00:39 No.16803269
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    >The forest is subjective to consciousness and your relation in time to said forest.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)00:39 No.16803277
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    You enter the epic forest.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)00:40 No.16803287
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    I roll, therefore I enter.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)00:40 No.16803288
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    You enter the forest. The DM is dead.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)00:41 No.16803295
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    What is a forest?
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)00:42 No.16803303
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    The forest isn't really a forest, it's actually Yog-Sothoth's pubes.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)00:43 No.16803314
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    The forest is also within us. We're made of plant matter.

    We are a way for the forest to know itself.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)00:43 No.16803317
    all of my love
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)00:44 No.16803326
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    The DM is in... A box.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)00:44 No.16803327
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    Your character casts introspection as a full round action, only to find that their character sheet is blank.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)00:44 No.16803331
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    You enter a forest, traveling with two men. One is dream; the other is consciousness, and together, they will guide you to yourself.

    Your path to the forest came when your father died; driven to madness by the vapors he cultivated in his study. Your mother was the assassin of the psyche who drove him to this land; manipulating him, forcing him down the path. Debts shackled him to the earth, which swallowed him up at the beckoning of God. Is this release what you seek, or will you return to drink deeply from the poison that drove man from Eden? Though once you thought them human, they are truly animals, no equal to man, and that noble figure of the Valkyrie is naught but the rationalization of a people crushed for too long beneath the ornamental heels of the most subtle of tyrants.

    Lose 1d4 San from the tarnished Romantic symbols that surround you.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)00:45 No.16803335
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    You are now lost in the forest.

    The girl was never there.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)00:45 No.16803342
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    You enter the forest because it was ordained.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)00:46 No.16803355
    Damn it, I hate GM's who railroad.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)00:47 No.16803357
    A miserable little pile of squirrels
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)00:50 No.16803387
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    Going into the forest is HERESY!
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)00:50 No.16803391
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    There is a thing that is a forest and for all things if they are also forests then they are also the original thing.
    >> Anonymous Prime 11/01/11(Tue)00:50 No.16803392
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    Does entering the forest give me any experience points?
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)00:52 No.16803404
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    What do we know about the forest?
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)00:55 No.16803418
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    And no sooner did Don Quixote see them that he said to his squire, "Fortune is guiding our affairs better than we ourselves could have wished. Do you see over yonder, friend Sancho, thirty or forty hulking giants? I intend to do battle with them and slay them. With their spoils we shall begin to be rich for this is a righteous war and the removal of so foul a brood from off the face of the earth is a service God will bless."
    "What giants?" asked Sancho Panza.
    "Those you see over there," replied his master, "with their long arms. Some of them have arms well nigh two leagues in length."
    "Take care, sir," cried Sancho. "Those over there are not giants but trees."
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)00:56 No.16803421
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    That the forest is HERESY!
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)00:57 No.16803429
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    I tap the forest to add G to my mana pool.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)00:57 No.16803435
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    >Alice came to a fork in the forest road. "Which road do I take?" she asked.
    >"Where do you want to go?" responded the Cheshire cat.
    >"I don't know," Alice answered.
    >"Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)00:58 No.16803438
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    What if the forest orbits around the sun?
    >> Anonymous Prime 11/01/11(Tue)00:59 No.16803446
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    How many experience points is committing heresy worth?
    We're gonna need all that xp.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)00:59 No.16803452
    I'm not going to say it.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)01:00 No.16803457
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    The Cheshire cat is also in the box with the DM... Wait... What?
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)01:00 No.16803458

    We're all thinking it.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)01:01 No.16803465
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    You enter the forest because you felt like it.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)01:03 No.16803486
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    Midway upon the journey of our life
    I found myself within a forest dark,
    For the straightforward pathway had been lost.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)01:04 No.16803499
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    Would you say, WOOSH, ten million?
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)01:04 No.16803500
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    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)01:07 No.16803531
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    roll 1d6 to see how many extra cows you have on the field
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)01:08 No.16803537
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    I cast Detect Pain on the forest in order to find which path to avoid.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)01:09 No.16803545
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    You swim across the river to the forest.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)01:09 No.16803558
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    You spawn from Apeiron into the forest.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)01:11 No.16803568
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    The wind carries you to the forest.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)01:12 No.16803583
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    You seek the light of the sun in the forest.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)01:13 No.16803586
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    If you replace every tree in the forest with an identical tree, is it the same forest?
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)01:13 No.16803594
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    The forest burns.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)01:15 No.16803610
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    If everything that exists has a place, the forest too will have a place.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)01:16 No.16803614
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    Entering the forest only perpetuates the flow of adventurers and the destructive fight-and-loot cycle of questing.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)01:18 No.16803631
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    You enter the forest because it's there.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)01:18 No.16803635
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    If an elf is slain in the forest, does anyone care?
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)01:19 No.16803638
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    The forest is now lava
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)01:19 No.16803640
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    You escape from your prison and enter the forest
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)01:19 No.16803647
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    Your partial set enters the forest.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)01:20 No.16803650
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    The DM needs to add more loot to the forest if the PC's are going to make it in the long run.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)01:21 No.16803657
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    Your grandmother is the forest.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)01:23 No.16803681
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    Your penis enters the forest.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)01:24 No.16803693
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    It most certainly does not!
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)01:24 No.16803695
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    Look again. The forest is now diamonds!
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)01:24 No.16803696
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    A vanguard has cleared the way for you into the forest.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)01:24 No.16803697
    >Your penis penises the penis.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)01:25 No.16803705
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    While the forest is somebody's hell, it is my heaven
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)01:27 No.16803717
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    I adopt an intuitionist stance against the forest.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)01:28 No.16803727
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    The forest and you enter a cooperative relationship as equals that will serve to benefit society.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)01:28 No.16803731
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    The DM says: Wheresoever you go, go with all your party.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)01:29 No.16803737
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    The forest enters you.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)01:29 No.16803743
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    The clearest way into the Universe is through a forest wilderness.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)01:30 No.16803751
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    The forest isn't real.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)01:32 No.16803763
    Wouldn't that be "The DM say"?
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)01:32 No.16803765
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    Roll for a diplomacy check; if you pass, enter the forest and receive the Nobel Peace Prize. If you fail, level the forest.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)01:32 No.16803769
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    You enter the forest, but it is the Kings forest. His wardens have surrounded you. Roll for initiative.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)01:34 No.16803780
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    All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)01:35 No.16803787
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    Someday there will be a perfect forest.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)01:36 No.16803796
    easily the best thread.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)01:37 No.16803803
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    I chose the forest for it's plentiful bounties and beauty. In it I'll preform the purest form of human happiness, the sport of hunting.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)01:38 No.16803808
    The forest is a state in our path to the Überforest.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)01:40 No.16803825
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    The tree meisters have condemned me a heretic. When i die the forest shall still be here and you shall pass it on to the younger generations.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)01:40 No.16803829
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    You enter the forest, but be ready to withdraw at any time; if you have to rely on the roll of the dice for success, you're doing it wrong.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)01:41 No.16803839
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    Nothing exists except atoms and empty space; everything else is opinion.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)01:42 No.16803841
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    You enter the forest and are freed of the vices of civil society.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)01:44 No.16803850
    Best thread. Worth an archive.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)01:44 No.16803859
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    (points to a tree) "There is a tree."
    (points to another tree) "There is another tree."
    "I have demonstrated trees exist, therefore a forest exists. You may now enter the forest you know to exist."
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)01:45 No.16803861
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    You cannot blame porn, when I was young I used to masturbate to the forest.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)01:45 No.16803870
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    DM: roll for perception check
    nat 20
    DM: you see that the forest is made of fire
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)01:46 No.16803884
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    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)01:50 No.16803918
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    Thine will is strong. Yes, you'll do nicely, would you like to join me in my forest?
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)02:06 No.16804078
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    You enter a forest. Since you lack knowledge of the area you are quickly divided and defeated. So much for fighting in the forest.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)10:43 No.16806743
    Whoever posted these two: I love you. That's fucking perfect.

    God, can you even imagine Rawls and Nozick in a group together? It would be so outrageously passive-aggressive.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)10:49 No.16806776
    This is really, really good. We have these from time to time but this is the best I've ever seen. It's great when multiple competing or opposing philosophies riff on each other.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)11:22 No.16806965
    Somebody archive this shit.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)11:26 No.16806987
    I entered the forest thirty-five minutes ago.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)11:27 No.16806989
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    Captcha ate my image.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)11:32 No.16807033
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    I am looking for a forest.
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)12:05 No.16807232
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    Where is the forest again?
    >> Anonymous 11/01/11(Tue)12:12 No.16807286
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