>>16677642

Well first off, give Cyberbrate the go ahead to salvage what data he can. Then have Labbrate start on that cartography business, sounds useful.

(What's this red text talk about posting issues?)

>>16677642
Labbrate is to work on the mapping technology. We must know the extent of the UED, and their war with Dyles.

Cyberbrate is to recover the data.

And now that the reinforcements have arrived at Lutrious, the defenses are to be expanded, hatcheries grown and shipyards built.
The listening post is to be expanded to a full-functional and self-sufficient forward base of Zerg operations.

>>16677694
Posting was inconsistent the past few days, and we suffered posting downtime of a few hours today.

>>16677713
(Non mi piace. Nothing shall threaten the Quest!)

>>16677689
>>16677700
>Labbrate/Cyberbrate

(Roll 2d100, one for each of them)

Accountantbrate hisses that unless we begin expanding outside the system, building orbital shipyards will use nearly all the resources left on Lutrious.

rolled 97, 1 = 98

>>16677769
2d100, as requested.

Taking Accountantbrate's advice under consideration, begin scouting out nearby systems for resources to fuel the growth of the Lutrious forward base.

>>16677789
>rolled 97, 1

(Yikes. /tg/ dice giveth, and /tg/ dice taketh away)

>>16677789

>natural 1
>out of 100
>mfw

We just corrupted all the files in the worldship, didn't we?

rolled 69, 64 = 133

lets try for something better.

>>16677789
>>16677869
(Which of these do you want to use?)

rolled 35, 72 = 107

Interesting question. My above roll which is slightly shitty, or a crit and a fumble.

Offhand, I think my roll is safer, but the crit and fumble may end up more fun. I'm tempted to say crit, but my survival instinct and experience with computers say "A wiped harddrive is bad."

I'd like to go with
>>16677869

rolled 73, 6 = 79

>>16677954
I maintain that we need more... I can't think of anything witty.

>>16677869

Yeah, I'd think we'd better go with this.

>>16677954
WE TAKE THE RISK!

DAMN THE TORPEDOES, FULL SPEED AHEAD!

>>16678015
(More...rolls?)

>>16678035
>>16678021
>>16677954
(One of you seems to be having more fun...)

rolled 94, 81, 86, 3, 49, 74, 13, 44, 87, 98, 4, 81, 52, 34, 76, 65, 61, 25, 31, 42 = 1100

>>16678094
Rolls are, in and of themselves, fun.

>>16678094

I WAS going to make a joke about going with the 69, but decided not to, in case Bernie heard me.

I don't want to give him anything to work with.

(Alright, then. Going with >>16677869 )

Labbrate works O-Sip's methods into our ship systems, and comes up with seven systems that are probably inhabited or worthy of habitation near Lutrious. It rules out a few stars we probably would have scouted that aren't likely to have planets.

Cyberbrate feels frustrated, making only marginal progress in restoring the files. They aren't much more legible than they were to begin with.

(Booooo-ring)

rolled 10, 8, 8, 4, 7, 5, 1, 9, 4, 4, 1, 9, 10, 3, 3, 3, 8, 3, 5, 4, 8, 3, 4, 1, 4 = 129

>>16678193
Explore/Infest/Colonize those planets. And give cyberbrate a psionic pat on the head to reassure him that it's ok.

(Unrelated: how many dice ran you roll at once?)

>>16678279
(25 maximum apparently)

>>16678279
(I sure don't know. You are free to let Cyberbrate try again, btw)

A cloaked overlord arrives over one of the worlds, chosen at random. There are two inhabited worlds here. The colonies both appear Terran (though, so did Lutrious when we first arrived). There is not much comm traffic, just civilian chatter, though we do notice two odd-looking satellites in geosynchronous orbits over the worlds.

>>16678193

>>16678279


Seconding sending recon teams over to the viable systems and scouting out the place.

In addition, we should probably notify Kerrigan that Dyles is out and about and may be preparing for a massive attack on the Korpulu System. While Umoja probably has a large number of buffer systems between it and known UED space, she may still want to be prepared for a surprise attack.

>>16678324
Why are they odd looking? And can we "feel" dyles, is there more or less psionic emanations from the planets then there should be for human populations that size?

rolled 70, 30 = 100

>>16678324
Have cyberbrate try again?

>>foleel wrote
And we should check what Foleel wrote, btw.

>>16678425
We've never been able to "feel" the entity before. If anything, it feels as if there's slightly less psionic energy here than we would expect.

>>16678430
(Don't delete bad rolls. That's a no-no)

rolled 94, 56 = 150

>>16678484
Sorry, it was a double post.

(So, doing anything here, or just moving on?)

>>16678472

Less psionic energy than we would expect in reference to a planet with that many apparent colonists? Or less psionic energy that we would feel in a system that is completely devoid of life?

>>16678595
Less psionic energy than we would expect in reference to a planet with that many apparent colonists.

(Though, now you've given me an idea for later)

>>16678324

Try to tap into that civilian chatter. See what they're talking about.

Dyles might be a huge zerg wannabe with parasites, but I doubt he can fake genuine smalltalk.

Also, send a cloaked overlord on a scouting mission inside the planet's atmosphere.

>>16678595
For that number of colonists. Let's pop a carrier in and scan away. If it's Dyles, burn it, if it's UED, take, if it's an unalligned power, take it.

rolled 65, 2 = 67

>>16678628
Shit, that sounds bad.
>>16678648
I second that.

>>16678657
KEEP MY NAME THIS TIME DAMNIT!

>>16678648
>>16678657
>>16678629
>1 for intense spying, 2 for an invasion

>>16678686
Well, invasion after spying. Can't figure out if it's Dyles or not without taking a close look.

>>16678666
>1 for erasing Codeki's name

>>16678686

One more for spying. We can destroy them after we find out who they're working for. Also, look at those satelites.

>>16678740
It wouldn't have been quite so bad if that hadn't been my 4th post that it removed my name on.

But yeah, scan then infest.

We know the confederacy is protected against our spores. . . has the UED ever encountered them? If this is a planet they don't need suits to breath, we could set up a few spore makers while we spy on them.

>>16678715
>>16678781
Our overlord gets closer, maintaining its cloak as its antennae adjust for civilian communications. There are more than we expect, with a lot of machine chatter. It seems that the UED has sent word to this system that evacuation of planets compromised by the aliens is expressly forbidden. If an attack is fought off, nobody will be allowed off-planet until they have been thoroughly scanned to confirm to absence of parasites. There are many, many advertisements for weaponized cybernetic implants.

(Questions? Comments? Plans?)

>>16678957
Weaponized implants? Interesting.

Lets infest the hell out of this planet.
Spores preferably. I want to see how thoroughly their scanners work.

rolled 56, 66 = 122

>>16678842
Send a simple hello!

>>16678997
>>16678842
>>16678842

Well, the question here is: do we want to Zergify the hell out of them, or possibly attempt to open up a channel with the UED?

Be friendly!

>>16678997
>>16679001
>1 - Produce and use spores
>1 - Say hi

>>16679043
Seriously, we have no idea how powerful they really are, they are fighting an enemy of ours, a SERIOUSLY dangerous one, and we just made peace with humanity in this area anyway.

>>16679029
We want to bust out the spores we haven't used since the Icarus debacle.

>>16679043
>here

Let's send them a hello message.

>>16679043
>>16679058
>2 - Produce and use spores
>2 - Say hi

>>16679070
Say hi!

>>16679070

One more for saying hi.

>>16679093
>>16679098
(So, just send a message from the overlord? What message?)

>>16679127

"S'goin on my homo sapien bros?"

>>16679189
(So far, this is the only response. I just thought I'd make that clear)

>>16679189

What.

Send parasitic spores into the athmosphere and wait until they are all devoured.

>>16679189
*bromo sapiens.
But this message, yeah.

>>16679230

I meant it as a joke, but I am seriously considering it now and want to see how they would they respond to that.

Welp, so much for a serious message.

>>16679204

What, we don't have a standard greeting?

"Greetings, we are the Zerg. We wish to open a dialog at your earliest convenience."

>>16679127

Send a message that we wish to speak with their highest authority planetside. Also, what the hell are you doing all the way out here?

>>16679264

Don't act like you wouldn't be suprised and at ease if some alien Hivemind contacted your species with that message. Hell it would catch me off guard just by the simplicity of it.

>>16679280
>>16679265
>>16679230
>>16679189
(We now have equal votes for "Sup, bromo sapiens?" and a serious, cordial message.)

>>16679297

Just pick the one that would yield the more interesting results.

>>16679295
I don't think an alien hivemind would contact another race like that, especially one as brutal as the zerg.

>>16679307I don't think an alien hivemind would contact another race like that, especially one as brutal as the zerg.


>>as brutal as the zerg

The zerg are acting in self defense. They've only encountered TWO races

-Protoss: who want to KILL THEM ALL
-Terrans: who want to ENSLAVE THEM

>>16679307

The Zerg also wouldn't have a non hostility pact with the Protoss or a peace / trade / tribute treaty with the Terrans. Also we were fucking CREATED by the Overmind to think outside the box and do the unexpected

>>16679297
I vote for sup bros

>>16679297

Bromo sapiens. Just because.

>>16679307

The UED don't know that we are brutal infesting insects who will eventually turn on them in the long term when they are most vulnerable. We have yet to establish a character archetype with them.

Just because it might catch them off-guard and that we've never done anything like that before, let's go with the "sup" message.

I'm giggling like a mad man at the prospects of what we have just done.

>>16679333
(I think they're technically a franchisee government...)

>>16679339
(Oh, my)

Attuning its antennae to a broadly-used frequency, our overlord broadcasts to the Terrans. Its message is simple:

"Yo, Bromo Sapiens. What's up?"

Almost immediately, the nearest of the odd satellites activates, scans everything with a high-intensity sensor, then launches itself out of orbit. As we watch, it spools a single-use warp engine and is gone.

The planets both appear to be in a panic. Police are barricading areas, and the local militia forces are mobilizing.

>1105-1107. tiesDP

(I know a girl named Ties, and this is just disturbing)

>>16679424

Somehow, I think that could not have gone any better.

Now, do we move the Overlord out of the system or wait for a possible response? Or do we elaborate on our purpose here?

>>16679458
I say we just wait. Then when the forces show up to check the non-infested status we do it again.

>>16679424
I'd say send them another message saying that we're fighting off the Dyles Parasite and we're wondering if they're in need of help.

Oh, and bring the Paldronlisk as an ambassador.

>>16679505
>>16679491
>>16679458
(Very different approaches. Be sure to remember what the UED's experience has been concerning how many alien species exist, hint hint)

Two battlecruisers arrive in the system. There appears to be a mechanism on the top of one of them that we have not seen before. They begin methodically moving around the system.

>>16679536
sounds like anti-cloaks, or with UED tech, psionic-scanners.

let's stay out of sight for now.

>>16679424
>"Yo, Bromo Sapiens. What's up?"
Are we certain this was translated correctly?

About our ambassador form, I think we should make something akin to pic related, but have it wear cloth and armor of Zerg chitin and stuff to make it look like its wearing armor / robes which are actually apart of it, and instead of just being another zerg unit we should make it nothing but a special "shell" that will remain inactive until we ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL on it and give it the ability to speak in an actual language, instead of direct mental-speak which would most likely unnerve the Terrans more.

>>16679596
>NOOOOOO PEEEEEEEEEEEEACE

>>Everybody else
(A plan. You should get one)

>>16679536
Well, considering we already (very stupidly) alerted them, we should probably at least try for peace.

I'm still of the opinion that a stealthy infest and invade before they could have sent off a message would have been better, but we can't go back in time till we find out how Voidgate was going to do it.

Look look look, lets send a mechanical probe broadcasting a message, offering a meeting at a location of their choice. If accepted, we should send a non-hostile looking zergform which we can directly communicate through. Keep it calm, and don't get pissy if their paranoia kills the form.

>>16679596

You just had to pick one of my favorite looking aliens didn't you?

>>16679644
I'm going to have to agree with this.

>>16679623

Alrighty. Let's see what's happening here:

1.) UED peeps are freaking the hell out, despite our facetious and unassuming message.

2.) UED have sent Battlecruisers to discover whatever the hell sent that message.


As for what we should do... we must consider the UED:

1.) The UED are basically wide-eyed children when it comes to dealing with aliens. Aside from Dyles, the only other experience they have with non-human life likely comes from sci-fi films.

They may assume that we are hostile and destroy us, but if we present a seemingly-honest and straightforward front, that may get us farther than going around and whispering stuff.

Though I've been known to be a raging idiot before when it comes to tactical decisions, I think we should pull our Overlord out to a safe distance from the UED Cruisers and de-cloak. Then send a message clarifying that we want to open up a channel with the highest authority that they have within the system.

>>16679644
>>16679668
>>16679687
(Should we continue talking like bros?)

>>16679712
I vote for broing it up.

>>16679712

I vote that we should switch our diction to a more stately manner.

>>16679712

Broing it up in a serious manner.

>>16679623
"Yo dudes, we've noticed you're fighting the Dyles parasite too. Want some help?

>>16679712
I'd say that's a WONDERFUL idea. . .

All joking aside, we need to act intelligent and regal, like the protoss, but without the dickery.

>>16679733

We may want to wait for an actual dialogue to open before we reveal anything vital. Mentioning Dyles when they're in a state of frenzied panic might work against us.

>>16679712
Let's be all like,
"Dudes, have you never met an alien race before? Bad form, bros. For shame. You'd get eaten up in heartbeat out here being all jumpy like that."

We should come on serious, but friendly. Like a good salesman or waiter. Decloak (but not right on top of them, outside their weapons range) and introduce ourselves.

>>16679771
Are we still the Zerg?

>I come iateDa

>>16679783

We stopped being conventional zerg the moment we spawned our first pair of Zerglings, Bernie and Ernie.

>>16679783
We're the cerebrate made to think outside the box. So let's try something we haven't tried before? Innovate!

Which, on second thought, would work even better as bros.

>>16679783

Yes. But we're nowhere NEAR as large as the Swarm was in Starcraft canon.

If we were, you betchurass that we'd be steamrolling and infesting the hell out of all of them.

Presently, however, we don't have the luxury of declaring war on everyone. That would result in bad things happening to us.

>>16679771
>>16679763
>>16679736
>>16679733
>>16679732
>>16679717
>>16679715
The battlecruisers swing (inasmuch as a ship that size can swing without shearing in half) toward our overlord when it decloaks. We address them calmly.

"Hey, dog. Not sure how you wanna do the first contact thing. We come in peace, bro. You wanna give us your digits? Maybe meet up sometime?"

There isn't any response for a good 40 seconds, until...

"This is Captain Harris of the United Earth Directorate. This is a Terran system. Identify yourself and your intentions, alien."

>>16679783
(You should read the archives. We let Moria conquer the Confederacy, then steamrolled them into a corporate merger. The Protoss revived Khas, their visionary super-Jesus, and we have a shaky peace treaty with them. We're Zerg, but we're definitely divergent. Also, we killed Skynet)

>>16679826
"We are the wonderful, glorious, ostentatiously narcissisticaly majestic sorta-Zerg!"
"We come in peace, and we intend to party. Do you guys have any idea how freaking long we've been waiting for you to show up in this corner of the universe? It's been boring as fuck, and I hear you guys got the best beer and the biggest guns!"

>>16679850
Well yeah, I've been here sine the beginning, but I never thought to question our zergness until now.

>>16679826
Well, if most people are voting for us to act like morons, might as well go full circle.

"CereBRO Anon here, we want your booze, and video games. We also think your tech stuff is totally awesome and were wondering if we could bum some off ya. We'll give ya some weed if you share your stuff, dudes."

>>16679865
(Well, Kerrigan's Zerg begged, borrowed, stole, and negotiated in Brood War...they just ended up betraying everybody forever. So, if we eventually hit that last point, this is all perfectly in-character!)

>>16679826
Wow dude. Intentions are like... a real downer, yo. You need to chillax, I got some stuff that might help. It's from... it's good stuff, yo.
>lake corriesn
I'm such an idiot, yo. That's where I got it.

>>16679826


>"This is Captain Harris of the United Earth Directorate. This is a Terran system. Identify yourself and your intentions, alien."

"I am proxy. My intent is to open a formal dialogue between the UED and my race."

>>16679826
"Hey dude, what's with the harsh vibes? You got issues? We got stuff for that you know."

>>16679850
And have daleks and a tv station.

>>16679936
Oh my heavens, instead of these, let's offer them a subscription to ZergTV!

>its tunnelay!

Exactly captcha!

>>16679826
I support a hybrid of this:
>>16679936
and this:
>>16679856

>>16679960

That.... may actually not be that bad of an idea.

It would be like a brochure for the Zerg race. It would show them that we are clearly cultured enough to have our own television broadcasting station and the associated programming with it. We could show them our face that is specifically tailored to be palatable to Terran audiences.

Seconding.

I'm out.

Can't stand the derp any longer.

>>16679988
> our face that is specifically tailored to be palatable to Terran audiences.
For a given definition of palatable, if memoery recalls we still have plain zerg as actors.

>>16679988
Thirding.
"We have come to expand our marketing opportunities! Tell me, alien bros, would you be interested in free television?"

>>16679999
See you next time, bro. Thing's will get more serious once this initial contact is over.
Myself I'm busy loling over the idea of all their 'alien threat?' journalists being frustrated by recordings of "dude, want munchies?"

>>16679988
>>16679936
>>16679960
>>16679856

We should combine all these.

It would be like 'hey we're here to talk with you guys, but if you want to think about it before being committed, allow us to give you a brief programming segment that can give you a brief summary of us."

WHATEVER WE DECIDE, HOWEVER...

We should DROP the bro-accent. They're scared and frightened and 1 bad move away from turning our Overlord into so much superheated bits of burnt organic matter.

>>16679960
>>16679988
>>16680002
>>16680016
>>16680021


Hahaha! I've been laughing uproariously for the last 5 minutes!

Do these, please! It'll make there first impressions so fucking weird our inevitable infestation of them will go ages before proper response!

>>16680002
But Cerebrate's Street is the only children's show in the sector that teaches kids their ABCs and xenobiology. I support expanding ZergTV's service area.

>>16679938
>>16679925
>>16679856
We respond: "Yo, Harr-of-the-dawg! We're the Zerg, man! We've traversed the cold blackness of space to, like, trade and peacefully coexist and stuff! Don't harsh our vibes, dude."

The battlecruisers have reached weapons range, but do not appear to be preparing to fire. There is another long silence.

"I'm sorry, but we have recently been attacked by an insidious alien life form. I am going to have to, uh, ask you to stay where you are while I confer with my superiors."

A wraith launches from the lead battlecruiser, and heads into warp. It seems like Harris is passing the buck.

(Do you want to try to negotiate tonight, or just wrap up early? Dialogue's not this quest's strong suit)

>>16680049
Sorry, *their.

Goddam it I hate when I fuck up the there/their/they're usage.

>>16680049
> go ages before proper response!
That's because we'll be too busy selling it as a miracle-cure for depression, bad skin, cancer, weight-loss, and impotence!

(This is without a doubt the silliest Zerg Quest since the Jolly Candy-Like Button episode)

>>16680063

Hopy shit. It worked.

We've disarmed them by going so against whatever impressions of alien species they may have had because of Dyles or from their Sci-fi media diet.

>quest dialogue issues & ending early?

I'm pretty much OK with anything.

>>16680094

(Don't act like you don't love it)

>>16680063
I want then to' buy' a subscription to ZergTV. Setup enough transmitters and relays to get our programing to the UED. They'll watch, oh, they'll watch.

>>16680096

Original "S'goin on brosapiens?" anon here, I did it as a joke but SOMEHOW its turned out beneficial to us and disarmed the UED enough to allow diplomatic talks.

>>16680099
(Oh, I do. I'm a fan of rampant silliness. I let you guys have Daleks and fight Terminators!)

>>16680099
Next up, let's act like CRAZY HASSAN!
>I SELL ZERG FOR CHEAP PRICES! ONLY SLIGHTLY USED! You need to get across border-space? I have Jumping Zerg for that! Plan to impress your heart's desire? Chrome Zerg is just the thing you need: it comes with suspension and backlights too!

Ummmmm.... İ approve of this thread but must tell you..... Your zergs arent zergs now....... They are now AWESOMERGS!!!!

rolled 17, 90 = 107

>>16680063
Dialog is good. While they are doing that we should try and engage with them more! Its always worth trying to make friends!
howzabout

"So like, what do you dudes do to chillax? You like, party at all?"

>>16680126
Maybe we could make a Hassanbrate, for the specific purpose of being the salesman-minded individual for the Zerg?

>>16680149
>>16680063

"You still there, Harr-dawg?"

>if yes, then

>>16680149

I think it's safe to say the UED has absolutely no protocol for how to respond to us at this point.
Well done, gentlebugs.

We in no way actually get a transmission from the Terrans from a Colonel that says, "Stop, stop! Stop it right now. This thread is getting far too silly. We will resume next week."

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/16677642/

:D

rolled 21, 91 = 112

>>16680126
>>16680154

I would suppose that artisan lord would need /someone/ to breach the gap between his hoity toityness and the general consumer. A zerg for selling is good. Also, did we ever get back the ratings on our manta ray series? Im sure they were amazing.

>>16680149
>"So like, what do you dudes do to chillax? You like, party at all?"
"Because, you know, we got our own TV channel if you want to tune in and chill out."

>>16680176
Of course they were. Terrans love manta rays, and alternative histories with knights. They just don't know there's nothing alternative about it.

>>16680190

Can we have a cameo thing that shows a Terran's view of our fine TV station? I just need to see one.

>>16680223
You should have asked like, 5 threads ago. Raynor's POV would have been perfect for that.

rolled 40, 94 = 134

>>16680190
*wink!

Bwahahaha! The shennanigans we get into!
Since the thread is over for the week will you answer some stuff that will help for next week?

1) how has accountant brate been keeping things? Have we started to accumulate a good stock of active mining colonies and resource stockpiles?

2) Is zergtv still stuck on all re-runs?

3) Do you think it would be economically viable to produce creep based synthetic whiskey like we did for Raynor and trade it?

>>16680240

Pwease?

>>16680240

DO A TYPHUS FINLEY ONE!

rolled 99, 58 = 157

>>16680240
Aww cmon!

You even stopped early! Just a little indulgence for us, your loyal questers?

>>16680251
>2) Is zergtv still stuck on all re-runs?
Did something happen to Artisanbrate?

>3) Do you think it would be economically viable to produce creep based synthetic whiskey like we did for Raynor and trade it?
If we do, we need to call in a small fleet of Zerg to provide and cater for the party.
Also, Pauldronlisk needs to get his diplomacy on.

>>16680274

What do you think of my idea located here

>>16679596

?

>>16680302
Dude, we made Pauldronlisk specifically for diplomacy. The special alien can be the one we sneak onto their High Council.

>>16680190

==== COMING IN SPRING 3050 ====

A ZergTV exclusive series, inspired by Manta Knight Chronicles:

A Game of Drones.

>>16680251
1 - We're pretty well-off. Moria's giving us most of what it promised, and not getting our shit wiped off of an entire planet in a while is good for business.

2 - You kidding? With the recent integration and the public knowledge of Kingston's death, the news programs have been doing great. Artisanlord's been asking if it can have a Kingston robot for a sitcom it's been thinking about, but we're not even sure where it'd fit into the schedule. We might need to have a spin-off network, soon.

3 - Yes, but evolving a version that wouldn't cremate a human's internal organs would take a lot of effort. Raynor's highly infested, remember.

>Hassanbrate
Yes. Do this soonest. Bonus points for talking in corporate/marketing doublespeak.

>>16680329
And triple Scrabble points for him managing to be as ineffably in character as the original Hassan!

Alternatively...
>And into this ring, he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to make a sale at any cost...
>Sauron, Car Salesman of Mordor!

>>16680324

I wish to rub my chitin covered thorax with you anon. That is an INGENIUS IDEA!

>>16680329
...You know we could just sic the Morians on them, right?

That's what they DO.

>>16680361
Oh, point.
I still like having a direct representative to our marketing assets like a Hassanbrate or a Hassanlord.

>>16680361

EXACTLY! NOT EVEN THE MORIANS CAN COMPARE TO HASSANBRATE! THE MORIANS HAVE THE ADVANTAGE IN THE SALES MARKET BUT WE CAN CREATE SOMETHING TO RENDER THAT ADVANTAGE MOOT!

>>16680361
If we let them interact with the Morians, they might find out about that whole conquering and devouring the Confederacy thing, which could hurt our PR. Now, adapting some new unstoppable salescreature based on infesting a Morian executive and mutating it physically to the point it's no longer recognizable as human...

>>16680326
ZergTV and its sister stations: Nydus New Network, the Creep Creche Channel (children's programing), Swarm Sports Station, and ClawTV. And the best alcohol is the kind that will kill you with a whiff.

>>16680388
I can just imagine the horrible slime-beast that would come from trying to warp and pervert the idea of a business executive.

Nargil would have his work cut out for him.

rolled 16, 32 = 48

>>16680326
Yes.

And then a 2nd and 3rd yes.
We need to remember to tell artisan lord, it has free reign to buy contracts on as many comms platforms and sattelites as he can put the effort into tearing the money to afford them away from accountantbrate. An artist needs to suffer for his art lest it stagnate.

>>16680400

Don't forget, "Molt Monthly" (Women's channel) "Carapace General" (Where the various professionals discuss things with personalitylords) and "Cookin' with Claws!" ( a cooking network dedicated to helping the disabled / improper manipulation tools using audience to make some of the best dishes this side of the universe!)

The Quest portion is over, but the silliness continues unabated!

>>16680439

EMBRACE IT WITH A HUG!

>>16680448
Just a moment.

Surely I have an image reaction that involves hugging.

AHA! Got one!

rolled 69, 77 = 146

Should the overlords we send with the party crews have giant overly emphasised kegs strapped to both of their sides or should we stick with things that would be more reasonable asthetically. I rather like the idea of keg mule overlords.

>>16680496
Keggerlords?

>>16680496
Why don't we just...
>Uhh, where's the beer coming from, guys?
>"Don't worry dudes, we make our own! Less harm to the environment, and all that. Want some Ultralisk?"
or
>My god! It's made of ZERG!

>>16680496
>>16680507
You know those hats with the cans strapped to the sides? Do that. But with kegs.

>>16680522
cancel this i like Keggerlords better.
Sometimes you really break my brain, Cerebrate.

>uldoubl solutions

>>16680527

You glorious bastard.