George.

Name it Redemption

>"Eventus stultorum magister"
Events are the teachers of fools.

Adjudicator of Mien

What motivates the character, what were the circumstances of finding or making it, what sort of personality does it have and what does it look like?

Based on none of those, Imma suggest a goodnatured but hideous gargoyle head with a polite and apologetic air. It calls the character 'Master', and is mostly content to do his bidding with only token backtalk.

Bronan the Brobarian

Mhye P'iehnyss

>wacky hijinks ensue

>>16673063

His main motivation is to find out who killed the master of his monastery while he was out adventuring and crack their skull with this mace. This mace specifically because it was his old master's weapon. It's personality is very much like its previous owners. Kind and wise, but with a deep-seated urge to root out predatory evil. Haven't decided how it looks yet. Possibly angelic feathers motif.

>>16673075
>- Hey Bert, who are you talking to?
>- ...

>- Beware, evildoer! I shall smite you with ...

>- Guys, meet Sister Clarice, she's a shrine maiden from the Convent of the Holy Goddess. She, er, uhm, wants to worship ...

call it forgiveness. "The enemis of light were brought low by the power of forgiveness" and so on

>>16673092
>- M-master!.. What happened?! Who are the bastards who did this to you?!? Let me heal you, and then I shall go and slay them in holy revenge!!!
>- *cough* It's... it's all over, Bert. Don't waste your time trying to prolong my suffering, when I'm about to be summoned to the Shining Halls of the All-Father.
>- Master! Don't say that!! I can't leave you to--
>- Enough chatter, pupil! *cough* Bert. You were my best apprentice. I sense valor and piety in your soul. *cough* Take Mhye P'iehnyss, Bert. Hold it firmly with your strong hands. Bear it with pride. *dies*

Weight of Retribution.

Judge's Gavel.

Strength of Faith.

Dawnlight.

Angel's Fist.

Ta'ak'or, The Pulsing Light

>- Foul witch! Your vile wicked ways shall not work on me! Ye may profess pure and undying love for me - tis but a sorcerous glamour! I sense thine true motives, witch - all ye truly want is to put Mhye P'iehnyss into thine treasure vault!

Light's Way

Well, you're no dwarven wizard, and it's a mace instead of a staff... but I shall lend ye the only name you'll ever need for a weapon: Bonk. Many a rogue has caved from fear of Bonk, let it guide you well.

i would have called it "blunt force trauma"
but on second thoughts this >>16673075

Breaker.

more of a badguys weapon name, but "the will of the people"

"i do this with The Will of the People!"
"well, sounds legit to me"

seemai Boehner

Grievous Bodily Harm.

"The Hammer is my penis."

Name it Reasonable Discourse.

Reason.
Excessive force.
Blast Hard Cheese.

Ultramarine

When I met you at the tavern and we spoke on righteous behavior, that was the first lesson.

You did not heed my words. Allow me to introduce my boon companion, Second Lesson.

Inevitable.
Master's Revenant/Revenance.
Bloody Legacy.
Presence of the Master.

name it ozzmar, after the broliest paladin ever

Heresy Buster.

>Using your weapon to channel positive energy at a vampire.
>"Begone with you, foul beast, Let the holy warmth of Mhye P'iehnyss course over you, shaking you to the very roots of thine evil soul!"

>>16673045
I'd go with this.
I find the most fitting names for weapons are one word, possibly in latin to make it sound more ancient.

>>16673045
Was my suggestion, it was the name of what can best be described as a holy sharpshooter I played in a campaigns rifle.
I'd also suggest Forgiveness, Mercy, Salvation, and Penance.

>>16673507
ooooh Penance is even better.

>>16673576
Give me a bit and I'll see if I can't fire any more off for you.

>>16673469
>- Bert... you did *what* to the Vampire Countess?!?
>- Why Doug, didn't I tell you that my weapon has a secret compartment with holy water stored inside? If I do ever find myself in a tight spot, when I would think I'm about to reach my limit, Mhye P'iehnyss can suddenly erupt in a glorious fountain of warm precious liquid, showering all dirty deviant sinners - like that Vampire Countess - with a holy rain of love-sharing and life-giving fluids! Wanna see?
>- Er... no thanks, Bert

Animus? Means hostility as well as the male part of the mind, and if it's a sapient weapon that would fit well imo.

>>16673628
I applaud you, good sir.

>- Milady, whenever you feel lonesome and feel the need for the companionship of a strong, steady man to keep you safe, rest assured that I and Mhye P'iehniss are always at your service!

>"Bert, what the hell are you in the stockades for?"
>"First, Doug, thine language is foul. Secondly, I have not a notion for which I have been imprisoned. I t'was simply delivering Thy Lord's Holy Word to some poor sinners and then I asked if they would like to see Mhye P'iehniss..."

>Village Elder: Sir Bertram! Our humble village is in unmeasureable debt to you and your companions for vanquishing the dreaded Queen of the Dragons! But pray tell us, how did you slay such a powerful adversary?

>Bert: Oh, well, near the end of the battle I managed to shove Mhye P'iehnyss in her mouth! Soon Mhye P'iehnyss was deep in her throat, her eyes teared, and she started to choke. My friends were constantly thrusting their mighty weapons into her body with powerful manly thrusts, and soon the Queen of Dragons fell helplessly on the cave floor, her limp body covered in a foul-smelling sticky fluid...

>>16673860
I kinda feel bad for the Queen of teh Dragons now.

Randy Butternubs?

>>16673860
>>16673880

she really tasted his wrath

Mhye P'iehnyss is childish, peurile, crude and tasteless.

Do it.

>>16674097
>tasteless
Oh, I'm sure the Queen of Dragons could taste it very well!

>>16674159
>Mhye P'iehnyss tastes of Justice!

Just name it, "Word of God," and be done with it.

Alternatively, "Word of <deity name>," would work as well.

>Hey, Bert, check that hot thin elf chick!
>Oh yeah... I swear I'd--
>You swear you'd hit that with, er, uhm, your mace, right Bert?
>What? No. Hit her with Mhye P'iehnyss? That would be silly. No, Doug. I'd rather feed her that long tasty sausage I carry around in my pants!

>Why are you looking at me like that? Is it so unusual to carry food rations in your pockets instead of a backpack?

>>16673639

I'm going to bump my suggestion of "Animus." It's the combination of mind and hostility works well for that kind of fluff weapon.

As hillarious as Mhye P'iehnyss is.

>>16673860
>(later, that night)
>VE's Daughter: Mighty warrior, let me keep you company on this cold winter night and show you my gratitude~
>Bert: Oh, that's not necessary, fair maiden! A honorable deed is its own reward! And I don't think you should take off that overcoat - you could get a cold!
>VE's Daughter: My hero, I just wanted to... ahh... play with your mighty... "weapon"~
>Bert: Hmm? Ah! You want to play with Mhye P'iehnyss!
>VE's Daughter: Oooh, you're so brazen and straightforward, my liege~

>(the next day)
>VE's Daughter: Shitcuntdicks, I swear I won't ever try to fuck a bloody paladin again! This dimwit Sir Bertram made me play with his fucking mace all damn night, while he snored away in his bed!!!

>>16674660
>Animus? Means hostility as well as the male part of the mind
>as well as the male part of the mind
>as well as the male part

>(years ago, in a hidden dwarven fort deep in the mountains)
>Bert's Teacher: What?!? What did you call it???
>Urist the Dwarven Smith: Eh, your holyness, I's just called its what you told me too, nah?
>Bert's Teacher: I told you to call it after the male part of the mind! Of the mind!! Now its name is magically infused to it forever!!!
>Urist the Dwarven Smith: Ohhh, "of the mind", eh, I gets it now

Common Sense.

bump

Balduar, The Hammer of Light.
Sounds too Nordic, but what the hell, it works.

>(Epilogue)
>(old Bert sits by the fireplace with some grandkids on his lap)
>Bert: ...and that's how I vanquished the Ultimate Evil and finally avenged my fallen Teacher's death.
>Bert's Grandkids: Grampa Bert, and what did you do after?
>Bert: Oh, well, I decided it was time for me to retire. I quit adventuring, met your grandmother, and together we decided to settle down as humble farmers in this peaceful little hamlet.
>Bert's Grandkids: And your mace! What happened to your mace, Grampa Bert??
>Bert: Oh, my mace... Well, after I finally completed my holy quest of justice and revenge, there was no more point in spilling blood and guts with my poor old Teacher's mace. So I gifted it to Sister Clarice, who wanted to start her own convent, and needed a holy relic for its shrine.
>Bert's Grandkids: But Grampa Bert, didn't you miss it?
>Bert: Well, yeah, of course I did. Me and my mace, we had some good adventures together, sure we did. *sigh* But well, at least I can die happily knowing that now there's a whole convent of young shrine maidens dedicated to worshipping Mhye P'iehnyss!
>Bert's Wife (from another room): BERTRAM!!!
>(THE END)
>(credits roll)

Wow, this thread turning into something awesome. Thank for all the input! I'm going to go with "Forgiveness." for now unless something happens in story to cause me to change it before the naming is official.

Woman Tamer.

Reminds me of my old 2e cleric. He carried a mace that we named Diplomacy.

>>16676890
Am I the only one who looks at this picture and says "Her leg should not bend that way..."

>>16676890

Forgiveness?

"I"M GONNA FORGIVE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!!!" *WHACK WHACK WHACK*

I'M GONNA FORGIVE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!!!

whack whack whack

>>16676994
>>16676890
PROTIP: That's a dude. It's from a yaoi artist that specializes in contortion.
You're Slaaneshi, you should know!

>>16677223
>>16677244
No, you fools! IT should be named Befriender!

For BEFRIENDING THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR ENEMIES!

>pic so related

Bamp

>>16678725
I don't know... those are definitely tits.