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    251 KB Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)13:33 No.16581079  
    Cooked up by someone on /v/, but we got a fun thread going the other day.

    You are stuck on an island with everyone else on /tg/ right now.

    You are allowed to bring two MSPAINT HELLA FUNTIME ADVENTURE FRIENDS and one backpack worth of supplies.

    Who do you choose?
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)13:56 No.16581242
    Boleslava+Murray masterrace

    Murray kills anything that attacks me in my sleep, and Boleslave is so comfy I can fall asleep whenever I want. Unbeatable combo.

    I also bring a bag full of sleeping pills, just in case.
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    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)14:11 No.16581401
    Is cantelo big enough to use as a mount?
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)14:17 No.16581454
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    No idea. Cantelo got alot of love in the last thread though
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)14:22 No.16581480
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    Murray + Kazoo

    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)14:24 No.16581490
    What counts as an evil act?
    Because I mean, I fucking love pierogies and Gilligan + Kazoo just seems like an awesome hell combo
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)14:26 No.16581504
    Cantelo + womba womba is OP in combat.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)14:28 No.16581533
    >Will perform any task
    >any task

    Four years.. hm.. well, that is gonna get pretty lonely..
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)14:30 No.16581547
    I think he should be a counts-as Thunderwolf mount.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)14:32 No.16581567
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    Did, did you add another character?

    Broquest all over again. I'm out.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)14:32 No.16581568
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    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)14:34 No.16581585
    It ended up at like 50 characters, and that was some retarded shit.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)14:36 No.16581595
    First I'll take Murray because he seems like a bro for defending me in my sleep and even getting me free food. Maybe we can even communicate through writing if he knows how.

    Second I'll take Cantelo because she (or maybe he, who knows) seems like a fine jack of all trades deal that can help a bit with everything. It looks to be at least part wolf so it can probably help me hunt for game on days that I don't get mystery meat. If I'm lucky Cantelo is also big enough to ride around.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)14:36 No.16581600
    Not the creator, but word of god was that there will only ever be 13 friends.

    Didn't stop a flood of mostly poor fanmade ones, though.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)14:37 No.16581612
    In b4 this becomes a new broquest, aka shitty.

    It's pretty cool now though. Murray and Boleslava for maximum sleep time!
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)14:40 No.16581634
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    Fuck year.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)14:43 No.16581651
    If I take Murray and a bottle of chloroform in my backpack of supplies would it be possible to knock myself out and wake up safe if I'm ever in danger while I'm awake?
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)14:43 No.16581653
    Bones and Coily for wacky adventures, ho!
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)14:45 No.16581676
    I'm willing to risk sex with Coily.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)14:46 No.16581679
    Coily and Rolf for underground camp vidya games.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)14:46 No.16581680
    Bones is a reliable fellow.

    Then either Blinky or Wumba Wumba to handle the violence.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)14:49 No.16581703
    Yes, when you are in a pinch and one of them can't help, he could restrain hostile things, or just cling to their head if he couldn't hold them down.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)14:55 No.16581747
    Coily and Bones. Coily because my best friend is already basically like that, and Bones because who the fuck doesn't want a skeleton to do their bidding?
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)14:57 No.16581769
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    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)14:57 No.16581772
    Coily + Rolf = underground, games, gay and monstergirl sex times all day erry day for four years.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)14:58 No.16581776
    wow this looks pretty fun

    Since bro quest got hijacked and turned into super serious boring faggotry this is just what we need!
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)15:03 No.16581809
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    I improved it OP.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)15:03 No.16581816
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    What if:
    Rolf is actually straight?
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)15:05 No.16581825
    He won't be in a few weeks.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)15:06 No.16581831
    It's not like he can't defend himself while i froce my penis down his throa... oh wait
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)15:06 No.16581833
    I feel that there's a problem when the descriptors of some of the characters are "loyal". Does this imply that those without the "loyal" trait can possibly turn on you? Like Murray? What the fuck would happen if you pissed Murray off? What if Gilligan decided he didn't like your shit and stops delivering the Perogies, or worse, Mr. Pepper.

    Because that narrows down the roster to essentially three dudes: Cantello, Womba Womba, and Bones. But Womba Womba is fucking useless beyond violence so all you've got is Bones and the Monster Hunter Kirin, which if it's Kirin due to origins from /v/ then you really don't need anything else but Cantello.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)15:07 No.16581839
    How did the broquest project end anyway?
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)15:07 No.16581844
    I would never be lonely again ;_;
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)15:08 No.16581856
    He doesn't have to if interested parties make a necessity based exception, like in prison.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)15:08 No.16581859
    The beginning of the end was when they added the 'nameless guard' and all the other idiotic redraws
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)15:10 No.16581869
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    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)15:10 No.16581870
    >no springs

    Oh god that little fucker. Hahahaha...
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)15:12 No.16581892

    I think judge it as as long as you're not an asshole to them, most of the monsters are okay enough with you to help (I'm not so trusting of Mr. Pepper or Murray though)
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)15:16 No.16581920
    Since they are "Hella adventure FRIENDS" I think it is implied that they all like you or are loyal to some extent.
    Except for the witch.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)15:18 No.16581932
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    Reposting this.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)15:19 No.16581940
    Gilligan is definitely my first choice. I've loved pierogies since I was a kid, so he's a no brainer.

    After thinking about it, my second buddy has to be Coily. I could have her make me a sweet underground base connected to some water for Gilligan. Also possibly could work for defense if she can spit her acid.

    Now just bring some dishes, some rpgs books, a backpack, and cram extra Magic cards in every extra space and I think I'm good to go.

    >until some asshole with two Hell Raiders tramples me to death in my sleep.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)15:19 No.16581941
    >corrosive saliva that can melt through stone
    >wants to lick you
    Nuh uh. No way. Not happening.
    That ain't no Kirin. I've killed way too many Kirin, and I can tell you for sure that that ain't no Kirin.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)15:21 No.16581960
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    Broquest project is still continuing, but since it gained it's own website, we don't see it here anymore. I haven't checked for a while, but they seem to be doing well, i mean last update was only over a week ago.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)15:23 No.16581977
    Well, considering she isn't melting it might not work on organic matter...

    We should find something to test the theory.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)15:24 No.16581985
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    are you fucking serious?

    THIS is what the turned broquest into?

    fucking dropped.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)15:27 No.16582018
    If it didn't hurt you Coily would be the only friend without a downside, so I think its safe to assume she can kill you.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)15:30 No.16582048
    That image is a silly image that they made.
    It's a joke. Tell your face.

    They're continuing the project seriously at broquestgame.com

    sage for off topic
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)15:33 No.16582090
    >Binky/Mr. Pepper
    >Get Binky to pile up rocks to make a stone shack
    >Mr. Pepper uses his powers to hunt and cook animals the same time
    >Binky tears down trees to use as firewood
    >Have a fireplace in my shack
    >Live comfortably
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    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)15:33 No.16582095
    I guess that works. Still, I'd take Cantelo and probably Murray, who knows what the hell is out there while you're sleeping. The meat thing is just a bonus. There'd be nobody to talk to for 4 damn years but at least you'll make it out alive and not freaking out in your sleep.

    The backpack is filled with:
    http://jakpak.com/home.aspx - it's for Cantelo, as Murray may not protect it/him/her
    - some seed potatoes
    - flint
    - large metal pot
    - machete
    - plastic tarp
    - toothbrush
    - eBook reader with solar charger
    - whistle
    - pencil
    - folding military shovel with saw edge
    - a length of climbing rope
    - enough mineral fortified iodized salt to fill the remainder of the space
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)15:35 No.16582115
    I think what is supposed to be meant by the words "Loyal" is that they will obey you, and think of you as a kind of commander.

    The friends without the Loyal word are still friendly to you, they just don't look at you as a commander, and more think of you as an equal. As an example, if one of them wanted to do their own thing and you wanted to do something else they wouldn't have to do what you wanted to do. But they are still your "friends" so they wouldn't attack you or anything (like Murray... I would avoid him with a 100ft pole if he could potentially turn on me).

    It's assumed they're all friendly towards you, except for the witch. In her case it specifically says she does not like you. I think she'll come around though :3c
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)15:39 No.16582161

    On that note, the default assumption seems to be everyone spread about away from each other on this island, but many fa/tg/uys are decently social creatures. I could see at least a village or two brought about by shared abilities and the need to occasionally defend against dickass dudes like >>16581932

    With Binkys and Bones to fetch stone, Coilys to shape them, and some of our more engineering fa/tg/uys, we could have marvelous structures to live within.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)15:43 No.16582207
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    Anybody else recognize murray as this bad boy? From Tales from the Darkside?
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)15:45 No.16582239
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    Boleslava is probably the least trustworthy one here. "Erases depressing thoughts"? Exactly how much erasing are we talking about? Is he going to actually remove bad memories? Is he planning to rot me from the inside out, turning me into an eternally placid vegetable? Fuck, I'll take Murray over him.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)15:58 No.16582340
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    He just wants you to chill out.
    He'll make you forget about distrusting him, anyways.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)16:01 No.16582354
    >Implying he isn't the perfect Bro Rapist


    Seriously, Bro's out with you, rapes you, then erases your memory
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)16:01 No.16582361
    Well I'm certainly not leaving Coily behind, because my heart is not made of stone. Just look at that face. How can you say no to that?

    Needless to say I will die within the week, either from acid burns or from diabetes.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)16:11 No.16582435
    You guys should know that the updated version of the OP image included this line under Coily:

    >"If a penis touches her it explodes"

    That's the penis that explodes not the Coily. Because waifuism is cancer.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)16:15 No.16582477
    Bones and Kazoo. Means a bit of extra work on my part in defense and food-gathering, depending on how far Bone's pacifism will go. (Can he gather berries or other plant-based food? Can he capture birds/fish/whatever as long as I do the actual slaughtering?) Bones is a total bro, loyal as hell and you don't have to worry too much about his overall safety, at the very least he can do work around the camp and keep watch, and just because he's a pacifist doesn't mean he can't watch your back or try to scare away predators. Kazoo is a must for hugs, and I guess infinite pure water is a plus, and he acts as a 'get out of sticky situation free' once per day.

    Mean's I'll be on the line for threats, but as long as bones is watching my back I think I'll be OK. Broing out with a skeleton and infinite hugs will help me keep my sanity.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)16:16 No.16582487
    It even removes the problem of people wanting to bone the snakegirl.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)16:16 No.16582492
    Murray is redundant to Womba Womba and Cantello. Murray only protects you when you sleep, Womba Womba and Cantello will protect you constantly (excluding Sundays for Womba).
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)16:18 No.16582507
    >Mr. Pepper
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)16:18 No.16582515
    I'll choose the same way I choose anything: Process Of Elimination.

    First off, this is an island and we're here as a group. Despite us all being assholes online, I know gamers well enough to know that you guys probably aren't going to go around killing each other. From the original description, it seems that there is no actual threats on the island. So Hell Rider and Mr. Pepper and Womba Womba are eliminated because I don't have any enemies I need to kill.

    Blinky, Bones, and Rolf are relatively useless, so they're out as well.

    We're on an island with a bunch of gamers, and while I'm sure some of you have herpes most of you don't live in enough of a bad place to be carriers of any serious disease. Thus, Cantelo is out as well.

    Despite being a lamia and thus sexy, I would rather not be near something that might kill me with its saliva just because I smell nice. So COily is gone too.

    That leaves Mildred, Gilligan, Murray, Boleslava, and Kazoo. All of them to various degrees can provide vital supplies in the form of food and/or water. However, Mildred does this better than the rest of them. His only disadvantage is that he does not like me, which can be easily solved by having Boleslava remove that thought. Thus, the ideal ones to bring are Mildred for infinite wealth and Boleslava to keep Mildred content and tranquil.

    tl;dr: Mildred and Boleslava

    >with some corrections due to personal name confusion
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)16:27 No.16582593
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    I asked myself why we didn't have one of these for ourselves, and then made one.

    It's shit, but maybe there's at least one good idea in there.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)16:27 No.16582602
    >Will perform any task

    Hey man, four years is a LOONNGGG time
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)16:31 No.16582640
    I would take Coily. I'm too into lamias for that to not happen. And I would probably die from this decision, in the worst possible way.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)16:33 No.16582662
    i guess at least i could still beat off onto her.
    you know, if shes cool with that...

    because stranded for four years with no waifus is harsh.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)16:35 No.16582676

    Hey, you're with /tg/. There are at least four females who come here.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)16:35 No.16582681
    Can Pendanty cast a shadow over Shadeseeker, thus creating a barrier from light? Also, do vampires enjoy hot chocolate?
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)16:37 No.16582700
    Can they spit acid?

    I mean, having a girlfriend who isn't at least CR 3 is pretty weaksauce.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)16:37 No.16582703
    Nanoswarm is OP no matter what.

    So, nanoswarm to produce tools+dorf to farm and mine a little bit would be fine.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)16:38 No.16582708
    Yes, but not for long, and it'll grumble while doing it.

    Shadeseeker may enjoy hot chocolate, but it only gets nourishment from blood.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)16:39 No.16582725
    Now assuming you wanted to run this as a game, how would you do it?

    Hella Funtime Adventure Enemies as antagonists, or just have other humans to keep the PCs on their toes?

    Did the PCs come here by choice or end up here by accident? Choice could imply there might be some sort of reward for making it to the end, while an accident allows the PCs to investigate how the fuck they got here?

    Should the HFAF level up and grow, or remain static?
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)16:40 No.16582728

    If it were up to me erect and exposed penises within five foot of Coily would explode.

    If only because it would reduce the competition on the island by about 80%. Then I could just walk around for a while picking up food and items from melted or exploded corpses.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)16:41 No.16582747
    That clip.. May have very well been the worst thing I've ever seen..
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)16:45 No.16582770
    Skullo and the helpful Nanoswarm. Then have them merge to become the ultimate companion. Also transform the island into a small factory fortress by the time the years on the island are over.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)16:48 No.16582788
    Why not do the derp bot or pauldron marine while you're at it? The servo is kind of.. Meh
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)16:52 No.16582820
    Because the derpbot or pauldron marine don't have the collected knowledge that would allow the nanoswarm to recreate super advanced technology.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)16:56 No.16582868
    It would be interesting if the PCs arrived on the island by choice, for some amazing reward. untold riches? magical power? A Battle Royale-esque winner-takes-all competition?

    Or maybe a high-fantasy(?) version of Lost with wacky characters and a light-hearted sense of humor.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)17:00 No.16582894

    If they came by choice, I was thinking the tried and true wish for a prize. Some people would probably go to the island just to live there though, that being reward enough.
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    >Winners are granted one wish for surviving for four years.
    >Mildred could have easily granted your wish, but never felt like it.
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    I'd love to draw my own adventure friends. I can't think of anything at the moment, but perhaps a bro can help me create a list of attributes for creation:

    Song & Skit
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    >"Did I do good, master?"
    >"No? Okay.."
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)17:30 No.16583216
    How do all of these attributes affect the creation of adventure friends?
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    Cute little bastard.
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    Well, it looks like very friend here has a pair of skills that makes him/her/it valuable. Some are suited for general tasks, offensive, defensive, or utility roles. The name of the game is survival, after all.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)17:34 No.16583258

    Alt art? Holy shit, i'm honored.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)17:36 No.16583281
    Mildred + Boleslava, assuming that Boleslava's happy-aura affects Mildred.
    This should help win Mildred over. Once Mildy is on your side, this becomes easyquest.
    Tie Boleslava to a rope and attatch him to by belt to keep him from getting lost.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)17:37 No.16583289
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    There's going to be dick ass thieves on this island and there's nothing you can do about it.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)17:40 No.16583315

    Forgot the attributes.

    -Will seek out rival encampments and steal from then.
    -Will alternatively trade with others on your behalf.
    -Requires a percentage of the loot obtained.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)17:47 No.16583375
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    Fucking casuals.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)17:51 No.16583407
    I'd probably roll with Kazoo and Murray, and take my chances during the day.

    I kinda wish there were a bizarro Pokemon game with designs like this. (I guess Monster Rancher is sorta in that category.)
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)18:24 No.16583722
    Bolesalva and Murray
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)18:28 No.16583759
    Do you have the colored bro-quest? I've been looking for it for a few days now.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)18:32 No.16583789
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    I THINK this is the most recent one. The Cleric's hair is the right length, and the Catgirl hasn't been replaced with that fanart green one so I'm pretty sure this is right.

    I have the villains too if you want em.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)18:35 No.16583811
    That's be awesome if you would, sir.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)18:37 No.16583834
    Also, could you upload the green catgirl? You've perked my interests.
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    >> Anomynous 10/10/11(Mon)18:50 No.16583949
    Something occurs to me.

    Wouldn't Boleslava kill Mildred's magic? Because no unpleasant thoughts. And I assume Mildred's magic doesn't come from service to the Church.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)18:51 No.16583965
    making brains explode is more homicidal than depressing
    >> Best combo Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)18:53 No.16583973
    Murray + Womba womba

    Every sunday I take a day off and sleep all day.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)18:56 No.16584004
    Making brains explode is hilarious, not depressing.

    It's not even depressing for the victim, since no brain = no sad thoughts.
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    what the fuck was the 3rd one

    also Coily/Gilligan masterrace
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)19:00 No.16584038

    *was wrong
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)19:02 No.16584055
    Still there? You never posted the colored villians.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)19:15 No.16584161
    well, only if you think it is.

    Mildred might find it as natural and instinctive as eating breakfast
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    I'm really drawn to Mr Pepper, he reminds me of my favourite actor.
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    If you choose Boleslava all your depressive thoughts will be erased.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)19:28 No.16584277
    Bones and Kazoo.

    If Bones reanimates back at camp he's fucking broken. Have him serve as an ambassador/scout/builder/bro. Never worry about anything. Tell Kazoo that camp is at the top of somewhere normally completely inaccessible, like a mountain top or the top of a huge tree. Send him and bones out every few days for food and water. Use water as a defense mechanism if someone tries to attack. Only real threats are Mildred and Coily. Bribe Mildred, since she doesn't like the asshole who she is working for, drown the cock dissolving whore if she attempts to compromise your camps structural integrity.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)19:31 No.16584306
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    >Four years.. hm.. well, that is gonna get pretty lonely..

    That's what Rolf is for.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)19:42 No.16584427
    >That's what Rolf is for.

    That's not how you spell Mildred.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)19:44 No.16584453
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    Sorry for the lateness, got distracted by vidya.
    >> LaBambaMan 10/10/11(Mon)19:45 No.16584460
    Womba-Womba and Kazoo. Clean water, hugs, and a bad-ass Egyptian bodyguard man.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)19:45 No.16584463
    All cool bro. Thanks for the pictures.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)19:45 No.16584464
    >Kazoo melts if you do something evil.

    You're on an island by yourself. What evil thing could you possibly do? Steal a coconut from a monkey?
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)19:49 No.16584520
    Rape, murder, theft, torture.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)19:51 No.16584543
    Coily-Rolf Master Race
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)19:51 No.16584548
    God, I have no idea why this interpretation is so prevalent. It's really strongly implied by the picture ("you can bring two (2) Hella Funtime Friends!") that the Hella Funtime Friends are not on the island already. Additionally, the fact that Murray kills things that attack you in your sleep sure seems to suggest that, you know, things will attack you, possibly in your sleep.

    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)20:01 No.16584668
    So many fanmade friends on the other forums.

    Can't anybody leave well enough alone?
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)20:21 No.16584889
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    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)20:53 No.16585267
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    what is this i'm kinda interested >.>
    >> Anomynous 10/10/11(Mon)20:53 No.16585271
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)21:06 No.16585383
    Coily and cantelo
    Coily makes underground lair
    also am from /d/ so happy fun time all around
    Cantelo is bro teir hunter-gatherer
    Lair can filter in fresh water and fish

    as for what i take?
    mobile pc, solar or hydro generator, battery and wireing.
    bedding and clothes, basic tools, satalite uplink
    also an anti-corrosion paste or liquid, to neutralise the acidic saliva
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)21:36 No.16585653
    Does Coily still blow up your dick if it touches her or is that just /v/ being buttmad that someone would touch their waifu?
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)21:40 No.16585684
    I just approach it reasonably.
    If her saliva can melt stone, do you really want to chance what her other bodily fluids are capable of?
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)21:40 No.16585686
    /v/, in a rare moment of maturity, was trying to discourage picking bros based on waifuery, hence the canonical dick asplosions.

    However, the internet is an unstoppable force when it comes to porn, and immediately started to think of ways to fuck her anyway.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)22:05 No.16585919
    This floats my boat a bit better, though the whole dicksplosion thing can come in handy... Maybe use her as a flail, she could slap their junk. It's just that when they decided to have her do that it sounded like they were kids making excuses to why they have exclusive rights.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)22:23 No.16586108
    So to what extent is Mr. Peppers weakness to water? Does he have to dodge droplets in bullet-time if Cantelo tries to shake itself dry or is it that he has to avoid a degree of submersion Wan Peesu style.
    >> Person who drew the Hella Funtime Adventure Friends !!1n9f5avXhEe 10/10/11(Mon)22:29 No.16586155
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    Oh, sorry! That was just me trying to prevent complete global waifunization. Hence why Gwendolyn was removed almost instantly, even though I thought she was pretty funny...
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)22:36 No.16586213
    Well if you want to bring back that character, you could make her freeze your junk in shame of what she did. Oh and there's probably someone who will try to turn Mildred into sexy tsundere... She's a possibly omnipotent witch that hates your guts, it's not that hard to make fools out of those kinds of people.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)22:47 No.16586301
    >trying to prevent complete global waifunization
    You seek to accomplish the impossible
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)22:50 No.16586319

    Rolf is mai waifu :V
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)22:59 No.16586388
    But don't punish people for doing... things... to Cantelo. I think that simply reminding someone that they did it with a once pure and friendly animal is enough... Okay maybe give it a thousand yard stare just so that other people know SOMETHINGS up with that dogalope.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 10/10/11(Mon)23:00 No.16586389
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    You have weird taste, anon.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)23:04 No.16586416
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    the coily thing and the antlerworlf.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 10/10/11(Mon)23:21 No.16586532
    Hmm, what do you guys want as your own /tg/ adventure companion?
    So far I've only got 3 ideas thanks to >>16582593
    which is Stanley the servoskull (has loads of 40k fluff, very loyal, but can't carry/lift a lot), Urist the dorf (builds buildings efficiently, can make equipment, but is prone to fey moods and tantrums), and Vincent the vampire (can turn into a bat and fly, can frighten wild animals, but needs to feed on your blood every once in a while and is a dick).
    What else would you guys would like to add? Something that would reek of /tg/?
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)23:23 No.16586547
    Hey, did I miss Smith Quest this weekend?
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 10/10/11(Mon)23:27 No.16586590
    Nope, there was a family event (little cousin's birthday), and I was too tired to run Smith Quest.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)23:32 No.16586632
    A magic talking die that affects situations depending on what number comes up when it's rolled.
    >> Anonymous 10/10/11(Mon)23:33 No.16586637
    Ah, okay.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 10/11/11(Tue)00:37 No.16587204
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    Well here we go. What I got from >>16582593 + my own ideas so far, that just screams of /tg/.
    Which two would you bring and why? (in addition to one friend from OP)
    >> Random New Guy !!pkI2D62w79T 10/11/11(Tue)01:24 No.16587550
    It's all about Womba Womba and Cantelo.

    Powerful, silent guardian 6 days out of the week.
    Cantelo is excenlent companion, and can sacrifice himself to cure disease (bonus).

    I can easily live on an island for 4 years with these two. Provided they both survive, they'd be bros back on the mainland.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)02:54 No.16588134

    So what, does she get nourishment from shit dissolved in her highly corrorisve saliva or does her digestive system work like a snake's would?

    tl;dr how the fuck does she eat?
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)02:59 No.16588174

    I thought "Have Gilligan summon condom-filled pierogies" was funny
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)03:00 No.16588186
    Do Rolf Trap? and is he a virgin?
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)14:12 No.16592178
    Coily and Bones
    >> pizzaday !wWEIICkXM2 10/11/11(Tue)17:00 No.16593738
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    Oh um hi.
    A friend sent me this stuff last night, and he sent me a picture of a character...uh Gwendolyn was her name?
    So I drew this.
    Maybe I'll draw some other characters.
    >> Person who drew the Hella Funtime Adventure Friends !!1n9f5avXhEe 10/11/11(Tue)17:29 No.16593949
    Woah! That picture of Gwendolyn is really cool! (Hah! Cool!) Nice to see people make sweetness graphics out of my horrible drawings.

    Now I feel bad for removing her, though. Maybe somebody who isn't lazy will put her next to Kazoo the next time they make an Adventure Friends thread.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)17:33 No.16593990
    if i have boleslava and kazoo does that mean i can perform evil acts without kazoo melting?

    sorry if this has already been covered
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)17:37 No.16594037
    Okay, I tried this before and nobody listened.

    > Coily + Gilligan
    > Coily Digs Deep until she hits water.
    > Coily Digs a Cavern for us to live in.
    > We drop Gilligan in the water.
    > We collect our Pierogies every day and eat them throughout.
    > During the Day, Coily and I go out to hunt for extra food or something.
    > At night, I hang out with Gilligan to keep him from getting depressed.

    Any Objections?
    >> Person who drew the Hella Funtime Adventure Friends Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)18:02 No.16594255
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    Sounds like a good time to me. You've got light, water and food in your own damp underground secret cave!

    I had a DM that lived in a place like that, actually. I think Gilligan would be more fun to game with, though.

    Yup! But if Boleslava is seperated, Kazoo will resume melting.
    >> Black-star !x8ngkAZjXE 10/11/11(Tue)18:18 No.16594411
    Mildred + Boleslava

    use boleslava to erase her angry/depressing thoughts ???

    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)18:20 No.16594430
    Binky and Boleslava.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)18:26 No.16594456
    What was the flavor text of gwendolyne?
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)18:29 No.16594485
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    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)18:30 No.16594488
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    why so much hate for coily ;_;
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)18:30 No.16594490
    >Adding characters

    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)18:35 No.16594533
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    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)18:39 No.16594561
    Because her bodily fluids are acid, and she'll inevitably kill us with a flash-melting lick.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)18:41 No.16594573
    I for one love Coily, simply because she's a catch-22 for the lamiafags.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)18:43 No.16594590
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    How about a masochist lamiafag ?
    >> Person who drew the Hella Funtime Adventure Friends !!1n9f5avXhEe 10/11/11(Tue)18:45 No.16594608
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    Hey, don't look at me! I just designed the original 13 along with the hastily removed Gwen.

    I've seen a TON of fan-characters though, and a few that are appearing on some of the sheets going around. It's nice to see people work hard to make their own adventure friends!
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)18:47 No.16594628
    Actually, only her saliva is from the description. Other bodily fluids are not necessarily corrosive.

    If you think about it, the only other bodily fluid that would make sense to be corrosive, assuming that she is primarily a tunnelling creature, is her sweat, or some other substance excreted over the skin.

    This does not help those who like lamias that much.
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    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)18:49 No.16594645
    I take rolf to have sex with.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)18:50 No.16594648
    Check again bro. Wiki is up.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)18:51 No.16594656
    I can't say I wouldn't have chose her instantly.

    Also her power turns flesh into diamonds the painful oh shit my guts fell off way or the I AM NOW MADE OF DIAMONDS indestructoman way?

    And does it come only from her hands or anything that touches her? The gloves negate it?
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)18:58 No.16594731
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    D...Diamonds ?
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)19:00 No.16594747
    Coily and Bones.
    Solar powered USB charger for my music player, Stanley knife, plastic picnic set, biggest pot with lid I can get into the bag, small hatchet, sturdy magnifying glass, assorted lengths of rope, various cups, mugs, and bottles.
    Calmly explain to Coily that if she licks me, I won't smell nice any more. Offer to squeeze my sweat out of my shirt for her.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)19:13 No.16594877
    Bones and Cantelo. Both loyal, both seem like good bros, both will follow my orders (get water, food, wtv). I can fucking fight for my own protection and Cantelo is there to help out.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)19:37 No.16595108
    Cantello and Wombo.

    Backpack conatins:

    Flint & Tinder
    Sleeping mat and Sleeping bag
    Cooking materials
    A hundred feet or so of Rope
    Compound bow and Arrows

    Find a cave that just Wombo can cover with his frame. Sundays are rest day, every other day is moving about, gathering food, havin' fun.

    ...Cantello is a girl, right?
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)19:51 No.16595227
    >any task...
    Yeah just domestic interest dude!
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)19:58 No.16595293
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    I'm on an island of Fat Neck-beards and their killer monsters (And killer monstergirls that want to fuck them.) Mildred is an ugly witch who hates me anyway, the Lamia will kill me, that Gwendelyn bitch will turn me into a diamond, and I'm not gay. Or into Necrophilia. Or exploding horses.

    I expect to die from any one of the other assholes here trying to think they're kings or something, and I whole-heartedly expect someone to pull a Dick-Ass Thief on this island.

    Silence and Beastiality it is.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)20:11 No.16595412
    If you think that's wise... Just ask yourself, would Kazoo be okay with this.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)20:16 No.16595466
    Fuck Kazoo.
    Even literally.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)20:18 No.16595489
    Hey man, it's not evil, and it can be considered an advanced form of hugging.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)20:23 No.16595546
    Since I mentionned Kazoo, what acts are considered evil? Does he follow any specific religion and will turn into a puddle as soon as I eat something with cloven hooves?
    >> Person who drew the Hella Funtime Adventure Friends !!1n9f5avXhEe 10/11/11(Tue)20:53 No.16595851
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    Since I guess I'm the only person who can answer that...
    Kazoo considers the following things to be immoral or evil:
    -Killing, except in self-defense, or to eat. (Eating a sentient being is evil, though.)
    -Bestiality (For this purpose, every friend except for Rolf do not count as humans. Gwendolyn is a disguised eldritch horror and Mr.Pepper is a demon.)
    -And stealing Womba Womba's hat.

    Male Cantelo are enourmous, territorial man-eating behemoths. Your Cantelo is a female.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)21:14 No.16596079
    If the beast is sapient and consenting, why is it evil? Thats speciesist.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)21:24 No.16596175
    So dose Murray know how to read and write? I kind of feel bad for him being such a bro and never getting to know you appreciate what he dose for you, so I wanted to leave him notes when I goto sleep.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)21:26 No.16596194
    Rolf, I'll carry an additional game in my knapsack. Due to the less food avaliable because of this, I'll have Murray for the mystery meat, and also so that whatever's on the island won't find my hiding place when I cannot run.
    >> Sponge !!7g3Gpwjeykf 10/11/11(Tue)21:48 No.16596371

    Sup bro

    Also guy who created Cleptsy here, nice to see people post him c: and thanks to whoever buffed him.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)22:05 No.16596607
    Bolesalva and Murray
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)23:01 No.16597116
    Mr. Pepper and Mildred

    >Mildred bein' a bitch
    >roast her ass
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)23:42 No.16597459

    Man, fuck Kazoo. There's a reason I'm going Cantello Womba.

    Should be pretty obvious.

    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)23:48 No.16597528

    And I'm >>16597459

    Thanks for the clarification.
    >> Anonymous 10/11/11(Tue)23:53 No.16597570
    >every friend except for Rolf
    >everyone must fuck only my waifu and no others
    >> Person who drew the Hella Funtime Adventure Friends !!1n9f5avXhEe 10/12/11(Wed)00:18 No.16597837
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    Whoops, is that what it sounded like?

    Sorry! I intended for Hellafriends to be completely innocent and childish, so I guess I got caught up trying to dissuade people from fantasizing about crappily drawn animals.

    Crazy stuff!

    Murray can definitely read. He actually published his own book, once.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)00:23 No.16597896
    >I got caught up trying to dissuade people from fantasizing about crappily drawn animals.

    4chan isn't really a place to expect clean thoughts from, you know.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)00:25 No.16597908
    >Sorry! I intended for Hellafriends to be completely innocent and childish, so I guess I got caught up trying to dissuade people from fantasizing about crappily drawn animals.

    Then you failed to consider gayanons and femanons, PERSON WHO DREW!
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)00:29 No.16597962
    I bring my backpack of supplies plus a gun and bullets.

    My buddies are kazoo and GIlligan.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)02:47 No.16599251
    Rolf does have a trap look about him...
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)09:21 No.16601543
    >The only real human is male
    >Not considering faggots and wimin'
    >Yeah na.
    Coily and murray.
    Due to fuck you.

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