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  • File : 1317121711.jpg-(77 KB, 844x1054, 1248067081449.jpg)
    77 KB Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)07:08 No.16441355  
    Excuse me, sir, do you have a few minutes to participate in a brief survey?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)07:09 No.16441361
    Yes

    [spoiler]Sauce?[/spoiler]
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)07:09 No.16441367
    What's in it for me?
    >> Symphony !WGIWxyZGCo 09/27/11(Tue)07:10 No.16441368
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    Who are you and why are you in my cave?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)07:10 No.16441371
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    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)07:11 No.16441373
    in b4 it's not rape if it's a draenei
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)07:11 No.16441375
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    Aye, I do.

    But only if it involves raping you. Otherwise I have other rape to attend to, demon-woman.
    >> Painful Elegy 09/27/11(Tue)07:12 No.16441376
    Is 'brief survey' a codeword for 'casual sex'?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)07:13 No.16441384
    You can survey my briefs anytime.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)07:14 No.16441386
    I see one or two things I wouldn't mind "surveying"...
    >> Iron Lung 09/27/11(Tue)07:14 No.16441387
    >>16441355
    You shouldn't stop here. This is RAPE territory.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)07:15 No.16441389
    >>16441376
    >casual sex
    >complete stranger that shows up at your door
    >she also has hooves and horns

    nothnx
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)07:15 No.16441390
    >>16441384
    *golf clap*
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)07:16 No.16441396
    >>16441384

    Only worthy answer yet.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)07:16 No.16441399
    I thought she was collecting signatures for a petition.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)07:19 No.16441408
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    We're always keen to exchange pleasantries.
    In exchange for completing this "survey" may we interest you in the concept of gifting items to the chapter?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)07:20 No.16441414
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    Nope.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)07:20 No.16441415
    >>16441399
    That was the last girl they sent, but she... well, you've probably heard the story.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)07:23 No.16441434
    "Sure! I'll gift you this lovely pearl necklace."
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)07:33 No.16441489
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    >>16441434
    Truly a generous gift
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)07:40 No.16441523
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    come any closer and you lose your head
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)07:53 No.16441574
    Ahh! Devil woman!
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)07:55 No.16441581
    >>16441489
    You can have my stetson
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)07:58 No.16441590
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    >draenei surveyor
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)08:00 No.16441597
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    Now what was this about about a survey, lets take a look.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)08:01 No.16441599
    >>16441597

    That is written in machine code
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)08:08 No.16441624
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    >>16441599
    No, I'm pretty sure I can read this.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)08:08 No.16441626
    >>16441597
    >no stetson
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)08:12 No.16441644
    >>16441599
    The AdMech obviously gifted them the machine code cipher, you fool.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)08:12 No.16441645
    >>16441597
    >>16441624
    Give that back; that poor demon woman needs to get back to work.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)08:19 No.16441674
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    this thread
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)08:20 No.16441678
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    Inquisition here. We claim this xeno in the name of the Emperor. We need to conduct thorough...experiments....
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)08:22 No.16441695
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    >>16441626
    I was trying to be polite, once I had finished with this survey I would get to appropriating your stetson, but if you really can't wait, does this make you happier?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)08:23 No.16441697
    >>16441624
    now..now take her clothes.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)08:27 No.16441709
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    >>16441697
    I'm very disappointed in you, what kind of marines do you take us for?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)08:28 No.16441714
    >>16441709
    Steal-y Marines? STEAL HER PANTIES.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)08:28 No.16441715
    >>16441709
    Okay...
    Convince her to gift you her clothes.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)08:28 No.16441717
    >>16441709
    She probably paid for that clipboard.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)08:29 No.16441722
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    >This whole thread

    You fucking guys.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)08:30 No.16441725
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    >>16441709

    THE ANGRY KIND!!
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)08:34 No.16441743
    >answer door
    "Brief survey"
    >huge spot of piss on my pants grows and grows and pools by my feet
    >tears in my eyes
    "OH GOD PLEASE DON'T LEEEAAAVE"
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)08:38 No.16441755
    >>16441743

    At least you didn't crap your pants.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)08:40 No.16441773
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    >>16441715
    >>16441714
    Really now, such an ungentlemenly thing to do, we have far more class than that. And I would just like to say that these rumours as to us stealing items are entirely ungrounded, we are gifted these items. It is not our fault if they keep inadequate records.
    >>16441717
    I'm sorry, I'm not quite sure I understan-
    >> Warp Infused Grey Knight 09/27/11(Tue)08:42 No.16441785
    >>16441678
    GET OUT OF HERE JOHN. THAT FANCY NEW ARMOR WON'T FOOL ME.

    Also, hello my dwarven friend. I will gladly fill out your survey....
    Age: Unknown
    Place of birth: Eye of terror

    I can't read the rest, I'm not fluent in dwarven... or common, or galactic common or high gothic.
    >> Nephanim 09/27/11(Tue)08:42 No.16441792
    >>16441755
    The smell emanating from within the house seems to indicate that ship has sailed...
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)08:43 No.16441796
    >>16441773
    You should gift her your hat.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)08:45 No.16441807
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    Da loot iz ztrong on yah!
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)08:52 No.16441856
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    >>16441773
    ...
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)08:53 No.16441862
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    >>16441856
    ...
    >> Omegron 09/27/11(Tue)08:54 No.16441865
    >>16441856
    Oh your in trouble. I'm telling the Emperor on your.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)08:54 No.16441868
    >>16441856
    >>16441862

    It's a shame no-one ever gifted you some manners.
    >> Omegron 09/27/11(Tue)08:55 No.16441871
    >>16441865
    *you're
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)08:56 No.16441877
    >>16441871
    I'm tell the Emperor on you're?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)08:56 No.16441878
    >>16441865
    Telling the Emperor on his what?
    >> Warp Infused Grey Knight 09/27/11(Tue)08:56 No.16441880
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    >>16441856
    >>16441862
    You put love hearts on things?
    .... Well if that floats your boat.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)08:57 No.16441881
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    >>16441878
    ON WHATEVER HE WANTS
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)09:01 No.16441896
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    Sorry my dear, I appear to have broken your clipboard, perhaps I could interest you in a hat as a suitable replacement?

    >>16441865
    There's no need for that...
    >>16441880
    They're not my surveys, ask her.
    >> Tzeentchnette 09/27/11(Tue)09:01 No.16441899
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    I've almost missed this place.
    >> Inqisitor 09/27/11(Tue)09:06 No.16441915
    >>16441871
    >>16441865
    This man has been apprehended for heresy. Have a nice day.
    >>16441896
    And you!!! I'm watching you.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)09:08 No.16441919
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    >>16441856
    >pearl necklace
    uuuh..."pearl necklace" in that one anon's context is a, uh...nah, never mind. Just keep doing what you're doing.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)09:10 No.16441929
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    >>16441899
    OH HELLO. HOW MUCH MUST I PAY TO FUCK YOU.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)09:13 No.16441944
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    Here, have the hat, I errrr, really must be going.

    >>16441919
    >I'm aware, I thought it would be more amusing to take it literally.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)09:13 No.16441949
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    >>16441944
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)09:16 No.16441956
    Sooooooooo....is anyone gonna take this survery or should I just go?

    I'll just go.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)09:16 No.16441957
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    >>16441949
    Forgot my Mug!
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)09:19 No.16441967
    >>16441956
    Depends, what's the survey?
    >> Inqisitor 09/27/11(Tue)09:20 No.16441973
    >>16441957
    BLOOD RAVENS!!!!
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)09:22 No.16441981
    >>16441899
    I have a POWERFUL urge to fuck this. This is just layering and shit though. Someone finish touching up those picture so I can get my solo-funk on.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)09:22 No.16441985
    Yes! Survey! I like surveys!
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)09:24 No.16441996
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    >>16441957
    >>16441973
    >> Tzeentchnette 09/27/11(Tue)09:24 No.16442000
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    >>16441981
    You'd have to ask Greenmarine, if he's still alive.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)09:25 No.16442007
    >>16442000
    I MUST FIND HIM.
    I MUST FAP.
    TO BIRDS!
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)09:41 No.16442092
    >>16442074
    That's only the half of it.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)09:45 No.16442112
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    >>16442007

    >>CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW
    >>AWWW YEAA GURRL YOU LIKE IT DIRTY DONT YOU GURRL.

    >>CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)09:56 No.16442143
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    >>16442112
    That was hilarious to me for reasons I can't explain.
    >> The British !YH7rCWzZv2 09/27/11(Tue)10:01 No.16442159
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    >>16442112
    I lolled
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)10:05 No.16442179
    >>16442000

    Tzeentchnette you've become such a slut. Are you a [spoiler]caw girl[/spoiler] now?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)10:06 No.16442186
    >>16442179
    Oh god.
    My head exploded from the lame.
    Good show.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)10:15 No.16442232
    >Blue girls
    >Fantasy races in modern clothing
    >Draenei
    This is my fetish.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)10:18 No.16442243
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    >>16442112
    I lol'd. And certainly more than I should have.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)10:19 No.16442249
    >>16441355
    I think I have the story somewhere. It is pretty much a rape and submission fapfic that turns into guru submission fapfic
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)10:29 No.16442292
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    >>16442232


    Pretty hnnngh indeed.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)10:31 No.16442300
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    >>16442292
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)10:33 No.16442307
    >>16442300
    The problem with that dear, is that you will still enjoy getting raped while high. It is just in your nature
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)10:35 No.16442320
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    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)10:38 No.16442334
    >>16442281
    >On /v/

    I think I found your problem
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)10:39 No.16442339
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    >>16442232

    >Fantasy races in modern clothing

    mah nigga

    I always thought the Drow girl with the two pistols was mad cute.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)10:49 No.16442387
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    Casual Friday at the office?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)10:51 No.16442395
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    I think she could be some kind of museum guide or something
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)10:54 No.16442411
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    Your boss being a tease?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)10:56 No.16442417
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    Why Fantasy races dress lightly clothing? Because they... Humm help me here and explain why they would be lightly clothed.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)10:58 No.16442429
    >>16442417
    They're bad at dissipating heat
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)10:58 No.16442430
    >>16442417
    >>Why Fantasy females dress lightly clothing?

    FTFY
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)10:58 No.16442431
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    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)11:01 No.16442447
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    >>16442430
    Thank you very much I can't into English.

    Maybe this can be some kind of casual or party outfit?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)11:03 No.16442455
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    Summer Dress!
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)11:06 No.16442466
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    Just add pointy ears to her and you have some kind of doctor.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)11:08 No.16442474
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    The original petition girl, that got raped, turn into a sex slave, and now she totally digs the guy that did that to her.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)11:09 No.16442478
    >>16441355
    >>16442292
    >>16442431
    Horny girls are great
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)11:09 No.16442479
    I fucking love tits, man. I mean, I just love 'em. I like 'em big and soft and smooth. Plump mounds of warm flesh, you just wanna knead 'em in your hands to gauge firmness like you would produce. I even like the little perky ones, with the cute little eraser head nips-I'm sorry, what was this survey about?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)11:10 No.16442483
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    >>16442455
    Only on /tg/ could tight maroon dress with a black corset and a peep-window around the cleavage be referred to as a "summer dress".
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)11:12 No.16442489
    >>16442455
    >>16442455
    Tell me that's not Anne Hathaway.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)11:13 No.16442493
    >>16442483
    Indeed. All though I just notice that i put a ! instead of a ?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)11:16 No.16442509
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    Biker Dwarf! And he is angry.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)11:18 No.16442518
    This whole fantasy race in casual clothing seems pretty awesome.

    Kind of makes me want to look into d20 Modern.

    And then I realize that is an awful idea.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)11:18 No.16442519
    >>16441899
    Honestly, none of these pics are as hot as this one. I want more birds!
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)11:20 No.16442528
    >>16442519
    I'm doing what I can. You can have more luck with /d/, but I'm trying to keep them within NSFW.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)11:23 No.16442553
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    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)11:25 No.16442569
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    Because shadow colonies of worms can also produce successful companies
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)11:27 No.16442579
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    With the new technology this art of tailoring is going to disappear.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)11:33 No.16442600
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    All though not everyone lives so good, some just salvage what they can.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)11:35 No.16442617
    >>16442479

    What about hips? Or ass?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)11:37 No.16442628
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    >>16442617
    She has some kind of anus... but I do not want to know more about Half-Spiders.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)11:41 No.16442644
    >>16442600
    The face says "no" but her body is like "GO GO GO"
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)11:48 No.16442680
    >>16442644
    God damn it /tg/ now I'm arouse.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)11:54 No.16442710
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    Ok I got nothing more.

    Maybe I can post the story...
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)11:55 No.16442716
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    ST-STUPID H-H-HERETICAL XENOS I-IT'S N-N-N-NOT LIKE I WANTED TO SPEND OVER 40000 HOURS IN GIMP TO FILL OUT YOUR STUPID SURVEY OR ANYTHING!
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)11:57 No.16442728
    I would say that this survey has produced some... interesting results.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)11:59 No.16442744
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    >>16442479
    >>16442617
    What about female characters with none of those features?

    >My gears are moving on their own.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)12:01 No.16442758
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    >>16442744
    Meaning?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)12:01 No.16442759
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    >>16441957
    Enough "gifts" for you then?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)12:05 No.16442790
    why hasn't the chapter master stolen her virginity?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)12:07 No.16442802
    >>16442790
    Implying that a slutty looking girl like her is virgin. Or the chapter master hasn't done it already
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)12:08 No.16442817
    >>16442628
    Fucking saved.
    >>16442744
    What the fuck am I looking at?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)12:08 No.16442820
    >>16442790
    Because it was a gift.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)12:09 No.16442828
    >>16442817
    When a killakan and a man love each other a lot they...
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)12:16 No.16442877
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    >>16442716
    Such a nice attention
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)12:19 No.16442892
    Can we talk about transgender please?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)12:20 No.16442903
    It's like I really travelled back in time to /tg/ in 2009!
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)12:22 No.16442910
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    >>16442892

    I knew some generous peoples who can help you
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)12:22 No.16442911
    >>16442903
    Good times eh.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)12:23 No.16442917
    >>16442908
    no but it's at least a bit closer than otherwise
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)12:24 No.16442925
    >>16442917
    No it makes you a maimed guy.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)12:25 No.16442928
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    >>16442817
    Some new game /a/ is talking about. Apparently "normal" monster girls were too human so this one goes for non-humanoid monster girls.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)12:26 No.16442930
    >>16442925
    it does that too depending on how you look at it
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)12:26 No.16442931
    >>16442908
    >>16442925
    What the fuck, who's having a White Trash Spasm over here?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)12:26 No.16442933
    >>16442910
    I'm suprised /d/ has mugs. Think they'd be more inclined to keep their liquids in a slave's mouth.

    >liquids HA HA
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)12:29 No.16442943
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    >>16442917
    The chapter thanks you for this gift
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)12:29 No.16442945
    >>16442933
    Mugs are for colder drinks.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)12:30 No.16442952
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    >>16442943
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)12:31 No.16442955
    >>16442945
    What? Mugs are for coffee. And tea if you're a labourer or electrician.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)12:31 No.16442957
    >>16442943
    You gonna drink that?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)12:32 No.16442966
    >>16442955
    No, that's what slaves are for.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)12:33 No.16442973
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    >>16442943
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)12:35 No.16442981
    >>16442966
    But I don't want to ruin their delicate, some might say child-like, mouths with boiling water.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)12:38 No.16442991
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    >>16442928
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)12:46 No.16443014
    >>16442991
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)12:46 No.16443016
    Can someone explain this "gifts for the chapter" meme/running joke?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)12:49 No.16443028
    >>16443016
    Blood Ravens are magpies.
    Deal with it, bro.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)12:51 No.16443034
    >>16442991
    What the... hell.
    I'm just sad to think that some guys can actually fap to this.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)12:51 No.16443035
    >>16443028
    So in reference to the fact that they loot about a billion relics during the DoW2 campaigns, including shit like Eisenhorns sword?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)12:51 No.16443036
    >>16443016

    A lot of Blood Raven wargear in Dawn of War II comes from other space marine chapters, or from the inquisition or ...really varied sources, to be honest. A lot of it is said to be "gifted." The gifting chapter rarely has any records that match what the Raven say and it's heavily implied that they steal it all.

    This has earned the nick-name of Bloody Magpies (as magpies are wont to knick shiny things for their nests)
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)12:52 No.16443041
    >>16443016
    In DoW2 the you can collect items as you go along, either as random drops or a reward for completing a mission. Many of these items are said to have been gifted from another chapter, including a bolt pistol (I think) from a "ceremonial exchange of arms" that the other chapter has no record of.

    Among their armories are suits of armor from the Grey Knights and Custodes, and weapons from legendary smiths of other chapters, including one that hints that the blood ravens know of The Fallen.

    Hence, the meme that blood ravens steal shit and call it gifts.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)12:52 No.16443044
    >>16442991
    God fucking dammit japan
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)12:53 No.16443053
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    >>16442991
    nice xeno technology
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)12:55 No.16443059
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    >>16443053
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)12:58 No.16443075
    >>16443028
    The Blood Ravens also have the Forgebreaker.

    Both the Iron Hands and Fulgrim are searching for it not knowing that the great relic is kept in the armory of the Blood Ravens.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)12:58 No.16443080
    >>16443053
    Batlle-Brother! I seen you've acquired more...Gifts for our chapter. Look at this lovely baneblade, gifted to us by the Imperial Guard!
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)12:59 No.16443084
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    >>16443080
    It seems I had temporarily gifted my picture to another chapter!
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)12:59 No.16443087
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    >>16443059
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)13:00 No.16443091
    >>16443041
    >>16443036
    Thanks
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)13:00 No.16443094
    >>16442981
    Well I know that milk is taken straight from the source...so to speak.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)13:02 No.16443109
    >>16443087
    It took me like two minutes. But by God did I laugh.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)13:04 No.16443121
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    >>16442892

    It made me enough of a woman. Its not just about getting rid of the wrong parts is the mind set you ignorant faggot. I was born a woman, I love as a woman, I live as a woman. I am a woman.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)13:06 No.16443129
    >>16443121

    Whatever makes you feel better. Keep running, buddy.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)13:07 No.16443133
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    A gift from a chapter, t'was a relic of a long-dead society.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)13:09 No.16443140
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    >>16443121

    Cool lenses you have heretic
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)13:10 No.16443145
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    Raven feathers and BAAALLLDS have nothing on Ward's codex-approved facial hair.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)13:10 No.16443146
    >>16443129
    Running from what? And yes it makes me feel fantastic actually.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)13:11 No.16443151
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    >>16443121
    >It made me enough of a furry. Its not just about getting rid of the wrong parts is the mind set you ignorant faggot. I was born a furry, I love as a furry, I live as a furry. I am a furry.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)13:12 No.16443161
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    >>16443151
    >>16443121
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)13:14 No.16443167
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    >>16443151

    Technically that's 100% correct.

    You should have used "wolf" or "hedgehog".
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)13:16 No.16443181
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    >>16443151
    If you were not so generous i'd smash your head for heresy
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)13:18 No.16443191
    >>16443175
    You're not familiar with Chris-chan, are you?

    I god, how I wish to be you.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)13:20 No.16443197
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    >>16443181
    >>16443140
    >>16443087
    >>16443053
    >>16442943
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)13:24 No.16443211
    >>16443197
    You are witnessing the birth of a Chaos God of Kleptomania.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)13:25 No.16443222
    >>16443211
    Well I'm not. The bastard stole my eyes!
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)13:27 No.16443238
    I'm creep out and arouse... Stop it.
    >> BARBARIAN !!WXmd45ve+ga 09/27/11(Tue)13:27 No.16443239
    >>16442943
    >howaboutanicecupofdicks.jpg
    >> Sasha !ApPkmtJbAE 09/27/11(Tue)13:29 No.16443252
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    >>16443211

    Oh god...oh god no, it'can't be
    Blood Ravens: confirmed for secretly being suits of power armor inhabited by teams of kender?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)13:30 No.16443253
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    >>16443211
    Nonsense
    >> BARBARIAN !!WXmd45ve+ga 09/27/11(Tue)13:32 No.16443266
    >>16443252
    that's not a kender, that's a halfling barbarian.

    Which, incidentally, is easily the most ridiculous race/class combo ever.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)13:32 No.16443267
    >>16443252
    Jesuschristhowhorrifying.png
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)13:32 No.16443270
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    The CEO is too busy to take a survey. Security will escort you out.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)13:35 No.16443281
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    Here is the thread I told you about, Inquisitor.

    It reeks of Hersey and foul taint.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)13:35 No.16443282
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    >>16443266
    a challenger appears.
    >> Sasha !ApPkmtJbAE 09/27/11(Tue)13:35 No.16443285
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    >>16443266
    Yes, but I don't have any kender pictures.
    ...Thieving bastards stole them all.
    >> BARBARIAN !!WXmd45ve+ga 09/27/11(Tue)13:37 No.16443295
    >>16441355
    >>16443270

    Lesbian makeouts demanded.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)13:37 No.16443296
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    >>16443270

    I don't need an escort sweety
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)13:39 No.16443308
    >>16443295

    http://rule34.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=488986
    >blood for the...
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)13:41 No.16443324
    >>16443308
    >dude requests CEO orc lady making out with surveyer draenei
    >oh, imma post a blood elf making out with a succubus, he'll certainly appreciate! and not even in modern-day clothes!
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)13:44 No.16443346
    ARCHIVE ARCHIVE ARCHIVE ARCHIVE ARCHIVE ARCHIVE ARCHIVE
    [spoiler]ARCHIVE[/spoiler]
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)13:44 No.16443348
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    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)13:44 No.16443350
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    This thread
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)13:45 No.16443355
    >>16443350
    >>16443348
    Oh wow
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)13:46 No.16443359
    >>16443350
    >>16443348

    Stamp-mind!
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)13:46 No.16443361
    >>16443348
    >>16443350

    Threadmind
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)13:48 No.16443375
    >>16443266

    oddly enough, the pic class of weapons in 4e makes halfling barbs awesome.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)13:48 No.16443376
    >>16443357
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JL3n0hkeHbM&feature=related
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)13:48 No.16443377
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    >>16443357
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)13:51 No.16443394
    >>16443359
    >>16443361
    Something or another -mind.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)13:52 No.16443398
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    You have done well to inform me, Leandros. The situation indeed looks dire.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)13:54 No.16443406
    >>16443249

    Visiting /cwc/ once in a while can be illuminating, you wouldn't believe what these guys dig up.

    According to the Charlotte Gazette of April 14, 1955, CWC's maternal grandfather died when he ran himself over with a horsecart.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)13:55 No.16443410
    The girl at my door asked the question again.
    "would you like to sign this petition?" This was the fifth or sixth girl who showed up, and none of them wanted to tell me what the petition was for. That didn't matter, I decided.
    "Hang on, I need to get something."
    "If you need a pen, I have one right here."
    "No, no, it's... something else." I left for my medicine cabinet and got the bottle. Rufinol. A friend had gotten them for me as a snide joke, and he was in jail now for date rape. I knew I should get rid of the stuff, but I kept forgetting. Until now.
    I went back to the door where she waited patiently, and I agreed to sign the petition, on one condition.
    "You see, I'm making some chocolates, and I need someone to try them for me. They're almost done, so if you'll come inside, you can try one and tell me what you think."
    "That sounds fair, thank you."
    I poured some chocolate syrup on the roofies and put them in the freezer. It would come out crappy, but whatever. When the time came a couple of minutes later I offered it to her. I ate a chocolate first to allay her fears, and offered her some. She ate it.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)13:56 No.16443422
    >>16443410
    Roofies normally take a few minutes to work, but I was in no hurry. I teased her a bit and played around. When her movements became sluggish I said I'd sign the petition. She took it once I'd finished signing and promptly collapsed. Perfect.
    I took some rope, duct tape, a saw, and some other things I had lying around the house, I tied her to the bed, and I duct-taped her mouth shut. I wrapped a few towels and blankets around her head so nobody could hear her scream, and I sat down and waited for her to wake up.
    I got bored of waiting when I got another idea. I drove to the pet store and got one of those collars that shock the dog whenever it barks. I put it on her as she slept, and I could tell that she was about to awaken.
    She thrashed a little when she realized what was going on.
    "Glad to see you're awake. I hope you don't-"
    "MMMFFF! mmMMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFF!" The shock collar seemed to be working well. It took her about a minute to figure out that she had to keep quiet or get zapped.
    "There we go. I'm sick and tired of you annoying petitioners fouling up my day, so I'm going to make an example out of you." I ran the edge of a knife along her skin, and she whimpered. "That's right. This here is a knife, and if you get to rowdy, I'll have to teach you a lesson."
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)13:57 No.16443429
    >>16441807
    When I saw the thumbnail I thouhgt he was holding flowers.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)13:58 No.16443435
    >>16443429
    BEST. VALENTINES DAY. EVER
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)13:58 No.16443436
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    >>16443398

    How is your day comrade ?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)13:58 No.16443437
    >>16443422
    I used the knife to rip open her skirt, then her blouse. I used my hands to rip them both off of her. Her breasts were beneath me, shapely and sizable. I squeezed them roughly, twisting them about. Yes, it would be painful. That was the point. Then I ran the edge of the knife from her cheek, down her neck, down her left breast and abdomen, before finally putting it to rest under her panties. With a quick motion I pulled the knife up until the panties ripped off of her. She screamed but was quickly silenced. I stuck a pinky in, and she whimpered. I stuck my index finger in, and she whimpered. Then, with quite a bit of effort, I managed to get my whole hand in, and ball it into a fist. She screamed loudly, and I felt a jolt go through me.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)13:58 No.16443440
    rolled 64, 75, 41, 74, 23, 12, 14, 7, 95, 97 = 502

    >>16443422
    >>16443422
    YES

    now make her sign her name until she passes out from exhaustion. Those people are just like telemarketers, I swear.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)14:00 No.16443447
    >>16443442
    that is rape. Relatively gentle rape
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)14:01 No.16443451
    >>16443437
    Fuck. I was grounded, and pussy juice was clearly a good conductor. I did not plan for this. I took the collar off, grumbling, and without further ado I took off my pants and shoved my dick into her.
    I backhanded her as she screamed and went as fast and rough as I could. By her voice I could tell she was crying. Fantastic. I dug my nails into her breasts as I squeezed them. The more she hurt, the better.
    "Yeah, you petition bitch. You love this, don't you? Fucking slut. What was the petition even for, anyway? I bet it was so that everyone signing it would trash your pussy."
    "wwwmmmuuphh..." She couldn't speak or see me as I pounded my dick into her again and again. I would pull her hair, smack her tits, and punch her in the gut a few times to get the point across. At last I finished inside her, giving out a yell as I did. She was probably crying her eyes out by now. I left to make myself a sandwich in the kitchen. It was a good sandwich, but it needed something. I went back into the room where she still sobbed and undid the gag muffling and blinding her. I said, "you know what would make this sandwich so much better?"

    >>16443442
    Knew someone would snap. Beside /d/ does not let this in and why the hell /cm/?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)14:02 No.16443456
    >>16443451
    She shook her head.
    "your tears." I took the sandwich and pressed it against her face, and then I dabbed it onto her pussy, which was still bleeding a little.
    "There is nothing more delicious than the tears of a defiled woman, the blood of an assaulted pussy, and ham on rye. Want some?"
    She shook her head, but I took off the duct tape, shoved it in, and then forced her mouth to take a bite. Then I put a new piece duct tape on. I got out my knife and held it close to her neck. "Good, isn't it?" More tears welled from her eyes as she nodded, and I removed the knife.
    I stood there pondering what to do now. She was crying and eating part of a sandwich made partly of her own tears and vaginal blood. It was a good feeling. I undid one arm, and then tied it to the other one, then I undid one leg, and tied it to the other one, and then I undid the other arm and tied both arms to her legs, hogtying her. I turned her over and began to rape her ass, harder than her pussy. I grabbed my knife.
    "So let's you and me play a game. If you scream, I cut you. Not deeply, but deep enough to hurt. A lot. I'm going to ask you a few questions, and you're going to answer them, or else I cut you and THEN spooge into your wounds. In case you're wondering, that makes it hurt more." I ungagged her. "Now, first off, what's your name?"
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)14:03 No.16443459
    >>16443456
    "Signa Peiton," she answered, trying to ignore the horrible pain in her ass.
    "And what was the petition for?"
    "It was a petition to get the city council to pass new laws making it harder on sex offenders."
    "And why did you support such a thing?"
    "M-my sister was raped while trying to get people to sign petitions!"
    "Did she tell you how good it felt?"
    "G-go to hell!" I took the knife and sliced her back, just deep enough to draw a little blood.
    "AAAHH!"
    "That was a scream, and what did I tell you about screams?"
    She began to sob.
    "Well, what did I say?"
    "Y-you said you'd cut me."
    "That's right." And I did. One parallel to the one I'd already given her. I pulled her hair to look at her face; she'd bitten her lip until it bled to keep from screaming.
    "Now, don't you love this?"
    "I hate it!" I dug my finger into one of her wounds, causing her to shudder and her asshole to tighten. It felt like heaven.
    "That's very honest of you. I like honesty." I pulled out and jizzed all over her wounds, rubbing them in as best I could. She screamed.
    "I'll let that one slide. If you didn't want that to happen, you should've offered to suck it. In fact, this thing is so dirty, you should clean it up." I went to my closet to get a mouth spreader and shoved it in, and then I made her clean my limp dick with her tongue. It was covered in blood and probably tasted like shit. I grinned at the thought of her suffering. When I felt she had cleaned enough I went to the kitchen to get some disinfectant and bandages. No use having my new slave get an infection and die while I'm not even done with her.

    >>16443453
    I took this years ago from /tg/ what is your point?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)14:05 No.16443481
    >>16443459

    >I took this years ago from /tg/ what is your point?

    Years ago /tg/ had furry porn as well.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)14:05 No.16443482
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    I don't think I've seen a thread like this in at least 2 years.

    It's like fun has returned to /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)14:06 No.16443487
    rolled 10, 51, 34, 42, 23, 5, 40, 73, 21, 97 = 396

    >>16443459
    this didn't come from /tg/

    I know this for a fact because any self-respecting rapist from /tg/ would first have spent at least the first day ensuring the victim would not be able to escape, call for help or otherwise stuff up his plans.

    this.. this is the work of pleb rapists.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)14:07 No.16443498
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    >>16443481
    I prefer the term, 'xenophilia'.

    But seriously, someone posted this on /tg/ back then.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)14:08 No.16443501
    >>16443482
    And then the Rapefic.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)14:08 No.16443502
    >>16443477
    "F-first I move my hand like-" She spoke with enough detail, sometimes shouting, "a little to the left," or "right a bit." "deeper," "not so deep," all the while telling me how turned on she was. She liked when I was inside just a little, while teasing her outer walls, and didn't want me to touch the clit until she was at least at six.
    As she passed "Eight-and-a-half," her voice quivering madly and her breath short, into "nine," I took the knife and made a cut on her back. "AAAGHHH," she yelled as I removed my hand.
    "Sorry, you don't get to cum yet. We're going to play this five more times today, and THEN you get to cum."
    "You're a psycho!"
    "What's that? 'Please diddle me again, master?'"
    "Fuck you!"
    "Oh. Well, I guess I can torture you instead. I'm much, much better at that." I leaned in close to her ear. "I've got some ideas you're going to HATE."
    "P-please diddle me again, master."
    "Louder!"
    "PLEASE DIDDLE ME AGAIN MASTER!"
    "Why should I? Is it because you're a horny bitch?"
    "YES! IT'S BECAUSE I'M A HORNY BITCH!"

    With those words I knew she would soon be my slave.

    >Going to make a rar file and past link.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)14:09 No.16443512
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    >>16443498

    Still heretical.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)14:09 No.16443513
    >>16443498
    technically, if you take the term loosely enough, it's guro.

    But /tg/ legislators and moderators are persuaded that "guro" exclusively means "porn with gore", so, it's okay.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)14:09 No.16443516
    rolled 31, 84, 55, 78, 87, 74, 69, 52, 12, 78 = 620

    >>16443477
    >Every few hours I would do something different with her bindings, so she'd never be able to really get free.

    I semi-stand corrected.

    However, what if you can't be there to change their bindings? Does she have any chance at all to escape when you are changing her bindings? How long does it take? Are you absences suspicious? How do you account for any extra purchases of food/usage of electricity/water to keep poor Signa alive? Where are you keeping her? If police came to question the pc, what have they prepared to make sure no one finds out?

    I'm sorry but without these details it's sort of hard to fap to it.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)14:10 No.16443520
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    http://www.mediafire.com/?a1jlcrxwm1i8khd

    There we go enjoy
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)14:10 No.16443521
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    >>16442007
    >>16442112
    Stay away from me...
    >>16443487
    No, I remember when this first popped up. It was a daily thing, and then someone wrote that about a month or two into it.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)14:11 No.16443531
    >>16443520
    There it is the rest of

    >>16443502
    I have patients now and can't be bother to upload the rest later.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)14:11 No.16443532
    >>16443520
    that the .rar file right
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)14:15 No.16443555
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    >>16443512
    Fixed.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)14:15 No.16443561
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    >>16443482

    Nice power armour brother
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)14:15 No.16443564
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    A bead of sweat slid over the side of Shas'Ui Shenraya's eyebrow and down along her nasal slit, just above her lips. The cold air of the hall felt soothing on the Shas'Ui's warm skin. She thought it odd how heated up she was in the open room and not tucked snugly within the confines of her battlesuit. The alien eyes of the diplomats that had received her group were all on her, dressed down to just the tight latex of her undergarments. Somehow they felt tighter-- tugging almost as they observed her perform her usual daily exercises. Internally she cursed the noble Aun who had suggested the activity-- a cultural show of how the Tau soldiers kept themselves fit.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)14:16 No.16443568
    Huh. It looks like the trollplay assholes are back. That's unfortunate.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)14:16 No.16443574
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    Flashing a glance at the Etheral, he turned a piercing gaze toward Shenraya that took her off of her rhythm. The intense stare of his silver eyes urged her onward in her task. Taking a deep breath caused her top to stretch around her chest with an audible noise. It was if the material had somehow gotten smaller, making it hard for the Tau girl to breathe. She nodded her head down to focus her thoughts and then looked back up at the aliens before her with a smile. It wasn't just her top, it seemed as the Shas'ui slowly brought her hands between her thighs and bent her knees down. The leggings pulled against her skin and her bottom threatened to split her in three. She couldn't look down to confirm, but the battlesuit pilot was sure that everyone watching her could see every contour of her sex now through the material. Her hooves scraped against the ground as she brought her hands up, letting out her breath and raising them high before circling them around back down again, returning to a squatting position.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)14:17 No.16443579
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    >>16443398
    Thrax! Listen to me.

    We can not afford anymore delay this thread is reaching critical heretical levels. It is beyond saving at this moment.

    Only with purgation by holy fire can it be cured.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)14:18 No.16443585
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    The Tau girl continued her exercises, sweat shining brightly on her skin. One of the aliens bid the Ethereal over and, out of Shenraya's earshot, they had what appeared to be having an animated conversation. As she moved her hands to the side, her arm brushed against her chest, dragging roughly against the nub of flesh and the end of her breast. Smiling again to try and hide her arousal, Shenraya wondered if the aliens could even comprehend what she was going through. The Shas'ui admittedly knew nothing of this particular group of aliens. They were tall and lean, and their armor had long, draping robes that were dark in color. Returning again to the squatting position, Shenraya's clothing squealed as it stretched and rubbed against her damp blue skin. She could feel the edges of it tugging against her thighs and stomach, against her shoulders and her chest.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)14:18 No.16443590
    >>16443555

    Ah yes, the "horsecock".

    The humongous member allegedly lurking in the panties of every draenei female.

    We have dismissed that claim.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)14:19 No.16443594
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    The Etheral then turned towards Shenraya from his conversation and pointed directly at her with his long, grey fingers, saying some words to the alien he had been talking to. The Shas'ui didn't know it then, but she was about to be introduced to how the Dark Eldar did things.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)14:24 No.16443621
    I feel like I'm back to 2009~ But better since there are less furry threads
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)14:25 No.16443625
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    >>16443579

    Need some fire ?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)14:27 No.16443641
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    >>16443590
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)14:36 No.16443703
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    >>16443625

    He is fucking horrifying now
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)14:50 No.16443802
    >>16443151
    >>16443129
    comparing these two are ridiculous
    First your comparing species over gender
    And No TG actually thinks there changing their sex

    But I can't wait to see how well your inferior heterosexuality fares when changing because casual
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)14:50 No.16443810
    Well guys, that was fun while it lasted
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)14:57 No.16443854
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    obligatory
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)15:01 No.16443890
    Did anyone go through with the Minecraft mod that reskins endermen to look like Blood Ravens?

    >Build a fort
    >Go to sleep
    >Wake up
    >Chunks of your fort are missing
    >Look across the valley
    >See a patchwork fort made out of blocks from your fort
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)15:06 No.16443932
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    Those silly chaos gods gifted me this
    >> Spiderman 09/27/11(Tue)15:10 No.16443951
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    I have brought this strange wooden cylinder as a gift for the Blood Raven's chapter.

    You know they're the best chapter because everyone always gives them shit.
    >> Glutton 09/27/11(Tue)15:14 No.16443977
    It's been awhile since I've been here out of fear because I posted a lot of risky-fantasy art and got banned back when the moderators first came into full swing... After waiting for each one I eventually said fuck it and took a break from coming here since it was all quest threads anyway.

    >Not 100% /tg/ related thread with open discussion going on and over 250 posts

    Did the moderators finally cool down?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)15:15 No.16443990
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    >>16443951

    I don't see any wooden cylinder here
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)15:16 No.16443995
    >>16443977
    Or sleeping. As long this kind of threads (which I enjoy) do not flood the main page the mods don't care much.

    I should finish posting the story, but I'm heading home now, no more patients today yay!
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)15:17 No.16444003
    >>16443995

    Magpies musta got em.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)15:20 No.16444012
    >>16444003
    Who?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)15:24 No.16444030
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    >>16444003
    The chapter have not seen any mods
    >> Spiderman 09/27/11(Tue)15:27 No.16444042
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    >>16443990
    Oh

    Well here have a sandwich
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)15:31 No.16444063
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    >>16444042

    Stop lying there is no sandwich to be seen
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)15:33 No.16444074
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    By Inquisitorial edict, I'am placing this thread under quarantine.

    We can not allow any more holy imperial relics to be lost here nor will suffer the vile corruption that pools in this damned place.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)15:35 No.16444092
    >>16444074
    Lost? What 'lost'?
    Those artefacts were given!
    >> Spiderman 09/27/11(Tue)15:36 No.16444099
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    >>16444063

    Oh well then, my apologies.

    Here, have this butterfly thing in the meantime.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)15:39 No.16444125
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    >>16444074
    You should have taken a weapon my friend
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)15:43 No.16444153
    >>16443512
    >>16443555
    Could someone give sauce on these?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)15:44 No.16444164
    >>16443890
    You, post a link to this mod, for the good of /tg/
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)15:46 No.16444177
    >>16444153
    >>>/d/3768766
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)15:46 No.16444178
    >>16442569
    KABUTABAAAAAAAA
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)15:55 No.16444266
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/16441355/

    Archived.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)15:58 No.16444302
    >>16443498
    I... I'm ashamed to say this, but I'm curious about the Cetacean folder....
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)16:01 No.16444320
    >>16444266

    Nice!
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)16:47 No.16444696
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    >>16444125
    Whoever and whatever you are, know that... just take whatever you want from me.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)17:47 No.16445211
    What have you created /tg/ ....
    >> monotreeme 09/27/11(Tue)18:08 No.16445354
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    >>16442474
    >>16443410
    >>16443422
    >>16443437
    >>16443451
    >>16443456
    >>16443459
    >>16443502
    >>16443520

    I enjoy stories of this nature, is that bad?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)20:08 No.16446510
    >>16445354

    You read the ending, right?
    >> monotreeme 09/27/11(Tue)20:13 No.16446554
    >>16446510
    both of them yes. back when they were OC
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)20:29 No.16446709
    Did yomebody here turn on a time machine?

    This is like old /tg/. Well, ok, some of the pics are censored. . .
    >> monotreeme 09/27/11(Tue)20:32 No.16446751
    >>16446709
    nah, my chrono says it's still 2011...
    >> Crix !!yE6m358Qajb 09/27/11(Tue)20:39 No.16446838
    holy shit the mod who edited this thread is a faggot
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)20:45 No.16446903
    >>16446838
    Hmmm? I seem to be missing the modifications...
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)20:49 No.16446942
    >>16446838
    not really, he didn't throw a bitchfit, didn't close the thread, didn't ban anyone, didn't delete all of the cool stuff.

    nice mod, this time
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)20:55 No.16446996
    By what warp-sorcery does such heresy last for days? In the imperium of /v/, such a thread would have been purged within the hour. I am declaring exterminatus upon the system of /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)21:02 No.16447060
    >>16446996
    Imposter! /tg/ is the sacred realm, not /v/!
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)21:02 No.16447069
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    >>16446996
    You have the gall to call that festering, collapsing, bureaucratic nightmare an EMPIRE?!

    No my friend, you are the heretics and we are the righteous
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)21:14 No.16447165
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    >>16447069
    FUKKEN SAUCE

    ON DAT SMEXY SMEXY 40K SPEHSS
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)21:22 No.16447251
    >>16447069
    >>16447060

    You may entertain such ambitions amongst yourselves, little creatures, but besides the immense majesty of /v/ you register as less than the Tau Empire!
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)21:26 No.16447314
    >>16447251
    No... No. Nah. The Tau are /soc/ or maybe /new/. /tg/ is the Imperium of Man.

    /b/ and /v/?

    TYRANIDS. /v/ is the splinter fleet and /b/ is the fabled horrifying mass that willd evour us all. Or worse, the thing that's theoretically chasing the Tyranids into our galaxy...
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)21:30 No.16447355
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    >this whole thread
    You guys are why I internet.
    >> ╬▒lpharius 09/27/11(Tue)21:30 No.16447356
    >>16447251
    >>16447251
    You keep telling yourselves that.
    When you're actually ready to play in the big leagues, come find us.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)21:32 No.16447391
    >>16447314
    Actually after seeing what /b/ is doing to /v/ and seeing virgins fleeing to us the later makes much more since.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)21:34 No.16447417
    >>16447391
    Our only hope is to pray to the new chaos god Diomedes. Aka- He who gifts.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)21:45 No.16447533
    >>16447391
    /v/iking here

    I don't want to eat you guys, but damn /b/ is scary. The off topic aren't so bad with a filter though. 4chan needs more mods.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)21:47 No.16447553
    >>16447533
    Alot of us are of the opposite opinion.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)21:48 No.16447569
    >>16447533
    You're a gene-stealer aren't you. WELL YOU AREN'T STEALING MY PANTS!!!
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)21:53 No.16447620
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    >>16447417

    Give in to the great enemy and join /int/ and /x/ as a fallen board?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)21:54 No.16447634
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    >this entire thread
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)21:58 No.16447678
    >>16447620
    No, that to Tzeentchy. We would more likely flee to a Slaanesh based board like /d/, but we would rather stay with our board so let's support our home grown chaos god.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)21:58 No.16447682
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    >>16447620
    >Great Enemy
    THE JEWS!?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)21:59 No.16447706
    >>16447620
    >look at /x/ out of curiosity, "oh yeah I remember /x/ it's renowned for creepypasta and NOPE shit and all that. /tg/ and /x/ are friends right? yeah i think they are. let's see what paranoid conspiracies they're up to today"
    >heard it's not as good as it used to be thanks to /b/ raids clearing out the old crowd, but fuck it
    >front page
    >hedge magic asshattery "HURP HOW I PROECT GUY WHO DOESN'T BELIEVE IN MAGIC FROM SPELL?"

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)22:00 No.16447713
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    >>16447682
    OH CRAP!!! WERE TO LATE!!! /B/ IS HERE ALREADY.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)22:15 No.16447879
    >>16447678
    FUCK THAT THE ONLY WAY TO FIGHT IS TO JOIN A KHORNATE BOARD LIKE /K/!!!
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)22:16 No.16447887
    >>16447165
    >>16447069
    Please! Please, anon, tell me what mod that pic is from! I MUST KNOW!
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)22:33 No.16448068
    Surveys Taken- 1/2
    LOLs had - To many to count.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)22:36 No.16448107
    >>16448068
    Everything else- Priceless
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)22:39 No.16448129
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    Thank you for your participation!
    >> Captain Rocket !!W/AHawOYO9V 09/27/11(Tue)22:47 No.16448197
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    >>16448129


    Excuse me, Miss!

    Miss, excuse me, I need to ask you something very important!

    I was wondering....this is mostly for a WoW tabletop me and my friends are doing......

    Um...


    HOW MANY SPIDERS CAN YOU FIT INTO YOUR VAGINA??
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)22:52 No.16448258
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    >>16447879
    >>16447678

    Personally I'm heading off to a tomb world to get away from this madness. Maybe /po/....
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)22:56 No.16448297
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    >>16448129
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)22:58 No.16448306
    >>16447620
    >>16443512
    Source?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)23:00 No.16448330
    >>16447069
    Should I just assume noone knows what modification this screen is from, and forever be sad that I'll never get to play a large-scale Imperial-style space 4x game?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)23:05 No.16448405
    >>16448258
    To bad /r9k/ is gone. We need a Nurgle board.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/11(Tue)23:47 No.16448916
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    >>16448197
    Wait a second...
    >20lbs
    Two of those fit in one of these.



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