Anybody interested?

Well, I tried. Some other time then.

Ah shit. I missed it.

You get here on the worst times, ECW.

Dammit ECW. Get back here.

Keeping it bumped in a vague hope ECW will see.

>>16411453

Come on... you've got at least two confirmed people...

Woah, thought this died.

>>16411577
Eh. We always want to play, but you just seem to have bad luck with when you run this, ECW.

>>16411616

Well, I'd figured that the time I chose would be good for people, since it was a weekend and not as late as the usual time.

Well, I'm going to go get dinner. If you guys want to run it I can once I get back.

>>16411633

Back from getting dinner. Anyone want to run it or am I too late?

I'm in, but I have a commitment in a little while that will take me about an hour. So if someone else is in, I'm in.

I can be in too, but I need to break for dinner myself.

Anon reporting in

Well looks like we've got a game, depending on how quick >>16411834 >>16411855 can get done with what they're doing...

SKILLS
Athletics [Basic]
Mechanics [Basic]
- [Maintenance]
Computers [Basic]
Survival [Basic]
- [Willpower]
Park Knowledge [Basic]
Dinosaur Knowledge [Basic]
First Aid [Basic]
Firearms [Basic]
- [Small Arms]

INVENTORY
- Yellow Level Security Card (Eric Watts)
- Orange Level Security Card (Daniel Ryan)
- Orange Level Security Card (Frank Porter)
- Maintenance PDA
- JP Maintenance Dept. Hard Hat (Floodhat)
- JP Maintenance Dept. Coveralls
- Chainmail
- Utility Belt
- Flashlight [Pwr: lllll]
- Walkie-Talkie [Pwr: lllll]
- Compressed Air Pistol x2
- Tranq Rifle
- x16 Tranquilizer Darts
- Toolbox
- 2 Rechargeable batteries (Flashlight/talkie compatible)
- Recharging station (Battery)
- .44 Magnum
- x19 .44 Magnum rounds (HP)
- M1911
- x24 rounds
- Jury-rigged Flamethrower (WD-40 and Lighter)
- Gas Mask
- Rocket Launcher (Explorer)
- x6 Missiles (HE)
- First Aid Kit
- x30 7.62 rounds (HP)
- x30 7.62 rounds (Incendiary)
- Taser

Alright, you had just started talking to a drunk Russian women you found wandering on the side of the road.

Well, first course of action is to see if she speaks English/Spanish.
If there's no such luck, we ask Dispatch if we have anyone that does.

You attempt to communicate with her in English, and she replies.

"Oh...sorry about that, kinda forgot nobody here speaks Russian. And that I could speak English."

>>16411931

Aaaand we should take a closer look on her. Is she an obvious tourist or Biosyn agent? Is she hurt? Does she carry any weaponry beside her natural charm?

>>16411975
Seconded. Size her up really quickly before we question her. Then ask her how she got out here.

Sweet, Jurrasic Park Quest!

Well, let's see if she's part of the staff or a tourist.

She's dressed in a Hawaiian shirt and cargo pants, about 5'9". She's not hurt in any way, and she has no weaponry on her.

"Oh..my parents were out golfing and I got bored, so I decided to take a walk. Heh, they might be a little worried. Ah well." She takes a pull from the bottle.

>>16411975
Second. If it's just an InGen or Park employee, tell them we don't care if they get drunk but just don't do it where dinos can eat them.

>>16412014
Subtly turn on our recorder.
"Ma'am, I suggest you return to the golf course. We can drive you over there, as it'll be safer."

Also, I think we should radio Dispatch.
"Dispatch, this is Porter. I've got a guest out here on one of the maintenance roads. With all the compys around, I'm going to take her back to the Golf Course."

>>16412014
"Listen... You're kind of a ways out. It's not a good idea to walk around alone here. You might have seen the little dinosaurs around, the compies? They'll swarm a lone person if they think they can take him or her down. What I'm saying is, there's a reason the rides aren't walking tours."

>>16412014

"Look, you probably shouldn't stray too far from where your parents are, I mean, this IS an island swarming with dinosaurs. The smarter and/or more vicious ones tend to target singled out prey, such as yourself. If you want, I can see about maybe getting you a ride back to the course."

>>16412083
>>16412048
As true as these are, what's the line that Management and Marketing have been feeding the guests? We don't want to unduly panic the guests or be called in by Management for exaggerating the dangers of the Park (even though they're actually legitimate concerns).

Besides, she's drunk and probably won't be able to properly understand danger or threats to her.

>>16412112

What do you mean what line?

>>16412126
Like, how are the nominally safe areas of the park presented, and the compys running around everywhere? Are guests told "Please keep all limbs within the vehicle at all times. These are wild animals, and can be dangerous." or "Everything's perfectly safe!"

>>16412168

Same with any zoo, animals are dangerous.

"Do I haaaaave to go? I wanted to go swimming in the ocean."

>>16412176
What about the areas out of the Park proper, like the golf course and such? Any advisories or warnings about the compys?

>>16412236

Yes, warnings were given to guests about compys, as well as other, more mundane threats.

>>16412234
"Ma'am, you're drinking. Drinking and swimming never mix. Besides, you're even going the wrong way to the beach. It's the other way."

Doesn't matter where the beaches actually are, just try to get her back to a safe zone of the Park.

>>16412258

I suggest we tell her that we are gonna take her to the ocean, call Dispatch about her and her parents and try to get them to pick her up. I have a feeling this girl might cause some trouble if we force her.

If she's insistent on swimming, remind her that the park has a swimming pool, if there is one.

>>16412258

"You've never been partying before."

>>16412318

"Come on, the pool doesn't allow skinny dipping, think things through!"

So what's the plan?

Did I lose people?

>>16412353

"Oh but there is a secret swimming pool in the Bungalows. We'll give you a ride there if you want to keep drinking."

I guess we can get her drunk enough to pass out and bring her to either her parents or the Inn or wherever we can dump her without having Dispatch getting mad at us.

>>16412485
Nah, I don't think so. Just tell her that we're driving her back to the golf course, because there's a sizable compy herd around. Make sure that everything is getting recorded.

>>16412477
At least two should be back in an hour or so.
As for the rest of us, I think we were trying to come up with a plan.

>>16412512

Good idea, unless she of course refuses to comply and runs off into the jaws of a Spinorsaurs or something. I think tricking her to atleast acompany you to the golf course would be our best bet. After all, I doubt her parents would care if we lied to her or not, as long as she doesnt get chewed up.

She pouts, but walks over to the car and motions for Jacob to get out of the passenger seat, and he obliges.

(Leaving in 1.5 hours.)

>>16412578

I cant believe it worked.

>>16412578
Alright, drive her over to the Golf Course.
Radio Dispatch.
"Dispatch, this is Porter. We found a guest on one of the maintenance roads. We're driving her back to the Golf Course; there's a lot of compys around and I don't think it's safe for her."

"Alright Porter, good work. The camera situation isn't getting better, though it's not getting worse either. What's the situation with that?"

>>16412718
"We're on the road, Dispatch. Let us escort our guest to her destination and we'll continue investigating. Over."

>>16412718
"We assigned a couple additional teams to help speed repairs. They're under instruction to call in anything that seems amiss."

"*static* Alright, get moving."

>>16412718
"I called in some of the other maintenance teams and they should be starting on the cameras at the opposite end of the island.
"As for what's causing it...compys again, though I don't know why they've started going after the cameras all of a sudden.
"Honestly Dispatch, those little chickens probably cause the most losses in damaged equipment out of any of the dino's in the Park."

Well then. Let's get the girl somewhere safe and proceed to the nearest camera.
If anyone else thinks so, it might not be a bad idea to get a status update from the other teams we assigned.

>>16412840
Yup. Also, my paranoid side tells me that something smells fishy. Compy's attacking cameras, and in a regular pattern ? Something's wrong out there. I tell you.

>>16412857
Agreed. That was (implicitly) the idea.

You drive out to the golf course, spotting one of your crews working on a camera along the way. You pull in to the parking area to find Security here in force.

>>16412911
Get out and greet the Security mob.
"The guest is the girl in the passenger seat. She's been drinking quite a bit. Man, you guys don't mess around."

>>16412911
>>16412935
"So, what's wrong ? Did something happened here ?"

"We take reports of missing guests very seriously. Thanks for finding her, her parents will be relieved to see her alright. Where was she?"

(30 minutes)

>>16413011
"Hiking out by the perimeter fence. Said she wanted to swim in the ocean."

>>16413082

"swim NUDE in the ocean."

>>16413082
Seconding.

"Damn, she got far. Thanks again for finding her." He walks over to the car and escorts her towards a small building near the parking area.

>>16413088
>>16413088
>>16413088
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iea5Bw1ys1Q

Alright. So as I said, I think we should ask the maintenance crews we sent out to call in a status update-- the better to bear out (or fail to bear out) our suspicions.

>>16413139
Second'd
Thirded

You get in touch with your teams.

4 of them report no problems and are continuing repairs.
3 of them have reported wires that appear to be cut, rather than chewed through.
1 team won't respond to your hails.

And I'll cut it there for the night. Have a good weekend everyone. I'll run another session Monday at 4 PM, probably.

And sorry for not noticing people had found this thread, I thought it had died.

>>16413175
(The sad thing is that I was late to the party... Tell us OP, when can we catch you on /tg/ ? Is it always around 12:00 - 01:00 on saturdays ?)

>>16413139
Seconding. We need to see what the progress is. If any of the teams doesn't answer, we radio up to Dispatch we think there's a problem, and we go find them with weapons ready.

>>16413186

>1 team won't respond to your hails.

AND NOW YOU LEAVE US?


Thanks ECW, it's been fun as hell.
Here, have something mildly related.

>>16413186
See you next time !

>>16413211

I'm on /tg/ frequently throughout the week, I'd just scheduled it to start at 1 because I figured more people would be around.

'Sall good. See you Monday.
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