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    165 KB Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)08:19 No.16362820  
    I would suck ten thousand dicks to get a Werewolf: The apocalypse game like Vampire: The Masquerade, Bloodlines.

    Ten. Thousand. Dicks.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)08:20 No.16362832
    Is that your absolute max, because i can do it for twenty thousand, but no less
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)08:23 No.16362846
    I would think after ten thousand, ten thousand more wouldn't matter much.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)08:25 No.16362854
    hm.. Well, the hard part is finding game designers/artists/coders that'll work for blowjobs.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)08:25 No.16362858
    Really? I'd be pretty tired. If i sucked ten thousand dicks and somebody told me i was half done, i'd be so pissed. Think about how many dicks that is. Ten Thousand. Your mouth would be so fucking sore, and you'd have swallowed so much cum you'd have that super gross feeling of having eaten WAY too much. That's a LOT of dicks
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)08:26 No.16362863
    Wouldn't you get there by say, a hundred?

    Perhaps we need an expert, i have no experience on the matter.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)08:28 No.16362869
    I would suck ten thousand dicks to get ANY game like VtM:Bloodlines.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)08:28 No.16362871
    rolled 1, 3, 1, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, 1, 3, 4, 4, 3, 4, 3, 4, 4, 2, 4, 3, 1, 1, 4, 1, 3 = 65

    simple and fair solution: suck 5000d4 dicks.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)08:29 No.16362876
    It wouldn't be all in one go. Essentially, the anon would just have to service the game designers, etc whilst they're coding.

    OOOOR. give a really rich guy a blowjob whenever he wanted to. Hm. If we go with ten thousand blowjobs and say that the average dicksucking took five minutes...

    It's a little over a month's worth of pure knobgobbling, which is, a LOT of blowjobs. All you need to find is either game designers who wants to get paid by blowjobs, or a really rich eccentric guy who LOVES blowjobs. Although what'll happen is you probably have to just live and service the guy until you've sucked his dick ten thousand times. It'll probably take you six months
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 09/20/11(Tue)08:29 No.16362877
    Fuck that shit, my captcha just got 30,000 for the dealio.
    Anyway, it would be nice for an nWoD videogame which has ALL the splats included in it. And be an MMO. So I can zap all the sparkly and emo vampires and the furry werewolves FROM THE BACK OF MY DRAGULAAAAA
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)08:30 No.16362879
    how much dick would a dicksuck suck if a dicksuck could suck dick
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)08:32 No.16362887
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    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)08:36 No.16362901
    I'm not really sure I'd want to suck dicks for a whole month just for a game.
    and that's just ten thousand dicks.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)08:37 No.16362903
    In a row?
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)08:51 No.16362954
    go back to the video store Randal
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)08:53 No.16362963
    the guy who says that line is the guy who was originally supposed to play silent bob, before he was even silent
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)08:55 No.16362971
    Better start getting rid of that gag reflex.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)08:58 No.16362988
    the scraggly beard guy with the ball cap and trench coat who looks sketchy as fuck?

    also, pretty sure they both say it, but Randal says it first
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)09:00 No.16362994
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    This entire thread.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)09:07 No.16363034
    >suck 10000 dicks for a book

    This sounds more like a game of Exalted.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)09:15 No.16363083
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    What the actual fuck is wrong with you people?
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)09:16 No.16363087
    new white wolf game.

    Cock: the chocking.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)09:23 No.16363125
    Just suck off 10,000 people for cash and then pay WW staff with what you earned.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)09:33 No.16363162
    Sounds like a great deal if you love sucking random dick. Win-win, really.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)09:36 No.16363175
    10,000 dicks. Do you know how much that is? You'd have to suck 27 dicks a day. Every day. For a year. That is a dick per hour, plus an extra one in the morning, at noon, and presumably before bed.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)09:42 No.16363211
    If we give you ten hours off each day for sleep, you have to suck two dicks an hour. every. single. day. for a year. for W:tA CRPG.

    Is that really what you want?
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)09:46 No.16363236
    NO days off.
    Every single day (christmas, etc)
    each waking hour.
    Two dicks to be sucked.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)10:03 No.16363304
    Is this ten thousand individual dicks or ten thousand blowjobs? I think ten thousand individual dicks would be pretty bad.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)10:06 No.16363311
    Well, there was that Heart of Gaia game that got cancelled.

    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)10:09 No.16363325
    Well, games aren't made in a year, if they're good that is.

    So let's say...3 years. What would the dick-sucking schedule be if it was stretched out for 3 years, assuming no holidays off, and assuming no leap years?
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)10:09 No.16363327
    Fuck, those are some creepy werewolves.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)10:09 No.16363328
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    You mean kinda like this?
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)10:10 No.16363333
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    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)10:11 No.16363335
    I'd probably only suck about 100 dicks for a Werewolf game, but I'd suck all the dicks for a Mage game that wasn't just dicking around with fireballs or a Hunter game that focused more on investigative and personal aspects instead of just blasting your way through thousands of monsters.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)10:11 No.16363338
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    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)10:12 No.16363340
    I don't think we'll ever see a proper WoD Mage game, mainly because you can't feasibly incorporate its magic system without some serious gimping.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)10:13 No.16363342
    I was wondering how long it would take for an anon to dig up that game.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)10:33 No.16363461
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    The problem is that Mage is far too freeform. You can cast practically any spell you can imagine. Video games just can't model that.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)10:35 No.16363467
    Archived because dicks
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)10:40 No.16363511
    No no no.

    Anon would as a prostitute to raise money to pay the developers to make the game, obviously.

    Then again, it would be a cheaply made game. 10,000 blowjobs are unlikely to make you more than a million, and that's only if you're really really good.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)10:42 No.16363532

    What about ten thousand dicks per fa/tg/uy?
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)10:44 No.16363553

    I imagine he'd be pretty good by the end though
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)10:44 No.16363558
    Unless he was getting paid $100 for each blowjob, he's not gonne reach one million.
    I think the best plan is to go to a rich eccentric guy who loves blowjobs.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)10:46 No.16363566
    It would be fun explaining how the game was funded to various government agencies.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)10:49 No.16363589
    Some prostitutes would get that much, but only the high class whores.

    I suppose fa/tg/uys could suck important people's dicks and secretly film it, then blackmail them. You'd get much more money per dick that way.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)10:49 No.16363592
    Average penis length is six inches. So ten thousand dicks is sixty thousand inches of dick. That's five thousand feet of penises for a CRPG. That is just shy of a mile.

    ONE MILE OF COCK (Which would, incidentally, be an excellent name for a rock band.) is a lot of dicks.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)10:55 No.16363636
    Hm. are there really ten thousand important people who he could suck the dick off and then blackmail? Pissing off ten thousand influential people is probably a terrible idea. Although say he sucks ten thousand dicks for fifty dollars and then blackmail each one for a thousand dollars.

    That gives him 10 million dollars to pay for game designers and five hundred thousand dollars to buy mouthwash.

    There is still the logistical trouble of finding ten thousand people who want their dicks sucked who can then be blackmailed. and then blackmailing ten thousand people and getting away with it.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)10:57 No.16363654
    Good story to tell the grandkids though.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)10:59 No.16363676
    Did i tells ya about the time I sucked the ceo of coca cola's dick?
    What about the time i sucked a famous baseball team?
    or about that time-
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)11:02 No.16363697
    Have you tried, you know, crowdsourcing?
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)11:04 No.16363711
    You could get other people to help you suck those dicks!
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)11:04 No.16363718
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    If you only want $1000 dollars per person, the victims don't need to be that important, I'm sure there are plenty of gay people not willing to come out yet.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)11:06 No.16363742
    Or migrant workers.

    I wonder what the costs would be like to ship the guys to malayasia to have them sucked off in a cheaper sweatshop.
    $100 a blowjob is a hard margin to work under with overseas labor.

    >>dey took er jerbs
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)11:07 No.16363756
    If OP gets off his lazy ass and finds ten thousand people he can blackmail a mere $1000 through his knobgobbling services, he can get enough money to raise it plus some spare for mouthwash.

    There you go.
    I expect this game to come out in a few years.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)11:10 No.16363784
    WTF guys
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)11:11 No.16363796
    As much as I like /tg/ getting shit done, this is not the right way to do it.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)11:13 No.16363824
    we worked out the logistical trouble of how sucking ten thousand dicks would get OP a WtA CRPG.

    Depending on how expensive it costs to ship immigrants and feed/etc them, this might be a good idea. You'd be able to service different kinds of people and be able to get a slightly lower amount of profit overall, but much faster.

    Of course, then you have the logistical NIGHTMARE of shipping illegal immigrants, running a dicksucking factory and blackmailing ten thousand people without getting caught.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)11:14 No.16363841
    we made the rape factory, a profitable dicksucking factory is much much easier to create.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)11:17 No.16363865

    Why do it with illegal immigrants when you could just do it with de-toothed animals? You could have a variety of different animals trained to suck dick, or they could simply go for the full deal.

    And you would be able to black mail for a lot more money that way.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)11:21 No.16363885
    Yeah, but where would you be able to find ten thousand people that would pay for their dicks to be sucked by toothless animals?
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)11:23 No.16363905
    Get them really drunk.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)11:23 No.16363906
    I'm in.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)11:34 No.16363968

    Who says that they need to know? Smoke, mirrors, and drugs.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)11:34 No.16363969
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    Someone needs to make this happen.

    Just so that when the operation is busted by police, I can see the reaction on the face of normalfags.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)12:15 No.16364057
    You'll never make enough money sucking dicks. If we want to be realistic about this you can make a lot more money with anal penetration.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)12:54 No.16364353
    OP here, what the actual fuck
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)13:11 No.16364516
    We're working out how you're going to fund the production of a Werewolf game. To save time you should start sucking dick now.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)13:54 No.16364901
    OP that's a pretty large number of dicks, that im sure your very aware exactly how much dick you'd have to suck. im not sure if that number is too high or low though. what's the exchange rate for dick sucking v. Videogames?
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)15:18 No.16365353

    Depends on the videogame, really. Some will suck for you, but nobody wants those.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)18:34 No.16367042
    oh look, somebody old enough to remember that
    Thanks anon
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)18:46 No.16367123
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    Sorry OP, but what made V:tM Bloodlines awesome was the NPCs. A Werewolf game would be all of YOU MUST DESTROY THE WYRM-TAINTED WYRM WYRMLING, huge monsters, RAGE, more WYRM WYRM WYRM, and a little of "The final days are coming, but we're still fighting WYRM WYRM WYRM WYRM".
    Unless they get Platinum Games to make the combat, and make the game a free-roaming 3rd person adventure game, I don't see that working.
    A Mage: The Ascension game, on the other hand...
    Pic related.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)18:46 No.16367124
    That that reaction image exists makes me so fucking happy.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)18:47 No.16367139
    Speaking of which, there's no real need to establish a dicksucking factory. You could just buy controlling shares in an extant rape factory and use it for your purposes. You'd have to pay a large sum initially, but setup costs would be nil and you'd have a high rate of turnover and rapid income game from the off.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)18:48 No.16367142
    Well, according to Wikipedia at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Video_game_development, the average cost of creating a mainstream video game these days is something over $20,000,000.

    Honestly, I don't think ten thousand dicks is going to suffice here. Even a game not anywhere up to modern mainstream quality is probably going to require a substantial fraction of that kind of funding.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)18:50 No.16367160
    It depends. I mean OP wants a facsimile of a fairly outdated game, not Gears of Werewolf: the Apocalypse.
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    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)18:54 No.16367200
    You never actually read more of the material than the core book, did you? Just making the game playable for kinfolk characters alone would make for an entire expansion to it. Kinfolk are so underrepresented in the WoD world at large, and they offered so much in the way of content. In my games, Kinfolk characters provided massive support roles and player character backup.

    EVERY single playable tribe, excluding the oddball out of place Stargazers, had a legitimate and logical criteria of subtopics and plots to sift through. Roles and things that justified their existence beyond WYRM-WYRM-WYRM-WYRM-WYRM, all the time.

    An ideal Were-wolf: the Apocalypse game would share a great deal of stuff with Assassins Creed. You start in the way-gone era, which is almost ideallic blending of a fantasy universe with banal reality. You fight to maintain Gaia's order against aberrant spirits, abyssal manifestations and terrible barabbi/nephandi. If you die prematurely before doing all your quests, you move on to your next life or chapter in the cycle without playing it out to its fullness and enacting the cultural and historical changes needed for the Silver Record.
    Your next life puts you a little closer to the modern era. Same here.
    Next life throws you into the Wild West era. Same here.
    Next life, modern times.

    There's more room for whimsical slice-of-supernatural-life adventures, quests and bonding experiences among pack members, tribe members and garou nation members than the constant backstabbing in V:tM. Especially the closer they get to the end game. That's canonically even when the other Changing Breeds start coming together and fences are mended between the many skinned people for millenia. Across the Western Concordiate, the Ahadi of Africa and the Hengeyokai of Asia.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)18:54 No.16367206
    Shut up about the game already.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)18:55 No.16367223
    loli hitler?
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)18:57 No.16367240
    See this shit? This is the /tg/ I know and love. Need to know how long it takes to suck a number of dicks? /tg/ will run the numbers.

    Proof that there is still some Get-shit-done left in /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)18:58 No.16367257
    Does catering to a niche community let you charge more? I'm just thinking OP could combine his two loves and suck furry fetishists' dicks while dressed as a werewolf.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)19:08 No.16367332

    It might make you more money on a per-dick basis, but I think in the long run you will be better off just sucking standard dicks because the market is larger. A willingness to switch it up might be useful, though.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)19:11 No.16367347
    /tg/ - White Collar Pimps
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)19:16 No.16367398
    Yeah, and in fact, I love the Glass Walkers and everything related to them.
    However, the Bloodlines game explored only a few facts of the vampire society. The political aspect, some of the clans, stuff like that. You didn't see Assamites on Bloodlines, almost nothing related to the Sabbat, only small bits of the Gehenna, no "clan quests" (and the unofficial patches don't count), just the political plot and that you were a pawn of everybody.
    You need to condense everything on a game, and make that game accessible to the normal people, and the shamanistic/spiritual parts of Werewolf won't be able to be translated properly to a game, specially for people that don't play the game.
    In fact, the "Gears of Werewolf: The Apocalypse" is the only way that I see a proper Werewolf game working and selling. (Or an Okami Werewolf game...)
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)19:18 No.16367410
    Remember that V:tM:B cost millions to make. 10,000 dicks might not cut it.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)19:23 No.16367453

    Yes, but 10,000 dicks by one person could be an EVENT. Think of the sponsorship, media coverage, merch...
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    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)19:25 No.16367473
    Am I the only one that remembers a Werewolf game of some kind in arcades back in the '90s? I can't recall anything more than that one existed...
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)19:25 No.16367476

    It would be like the second half of Bloodlines.

    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)19:26 No.16367485

    It was canned.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)19:26 No.16367489
    There must be a couple million furries by now, and a higher percentage of them are likely to be really deviant.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)19:32 No.16367547

    But furries are almost all really poor, from what I've seen.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)19:35 No.16367579

    My experience with furries tells me even the dirt poor budget their fetish into things somehow. Some massive moolah goes into comissions and gear and shit.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)19:35 No.16367586
    >> YOU MUST DESTROY THE WYRM-TAINTED WYRM WYRMLING, huge monsters, RAGE, more WYRM WYRM WYRM, and a little of "The final days are coming, but we're still fighting WYRM WYRM WYRM WYRM".

    Someone got stuck in a really lazy WW:A storyteller's shitty game...
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)19:37 No.16367596
    Werewolves in a nutshell

    >We hate mages
    >We hate vampires
    >We hate changelins
    >We hate humans
    >We hate other shapeshifters
    >We hate our kinfolk
    >We hate everything
    >Herp derp fight run, fight run, whats tactics?
    >We are superior to anybody else. dont like it? enjoy crinos
    >Oh and we have shamanic rituals.

    I played too much werewolf over the years. The only bearable clans are the Glass Walkers and the hobowolves, my personal favorites.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)19:39 No.16367609
    And remember, they have a stat called "Rage".
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)19:40 No.16367627

    Kinfolks are the scrubs of shapeshifter society.

    Suicide Mission?


    >he dies

    And nothing of value was lost. I know there are exceptions ... but thats what i got from the books
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)19:41 No.16367632
    When I hear "canned" I think it got canceled while it was in production. Now, my memory on it can best be described as foggy, but I seem to vaguely remember seeing a real, live, physical arcade machine of a werewolf game, as well as seeing an ad in a magazine for it. How then was it "canned"?
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)19:41 No.16367635
    You either never read Kinfolk: Unsung Heroes, have no reading comprehension, or no imagination. Clearly.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)19:42 No.16367650

    I did. They are scrubs. Personally i see them as Sex machines and café maidens for lore and money.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)19:46 No.16367680

    Are... are you me? That's pretty much my same appraisal.

    I'm kind of a wuss; when I was a kid, I found the WtA art of garou slaughtering humans on an utterly random basis really depressing. Its funny because the renown rules actually reward you for protecting defenseless humans but the art suggests otherwise, and the books are filled with long, misanthropic rants about how humans fucked everything up, western civilization doublefucked everything up, science is evil, etc.

    But yeah, the two sensible tribes are pretty cool. The "IM A DRUNKEN CELT LOL" tribe doesn't bother me too much either.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)19:46 No.16367686
    Werewolf the apocalypse

    one of those games with an awesome premise that ends in huge fuck dicerolls no matter what you do
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)19:50 No.16367734

    Werewolf books are really weird, they give off a weird vibe of "HURR CRINOS FUCK SHIT" but at the same time there is so much lore and crap that tells you to play like a defender of nature and other shit. But its hard to roleplay with werewolfplayers crossing over into other games. Either they try to kill your characters because they think they are invincible or they hate everything "just because the old ones said so". I can hardly describe it
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)22:14 No.16369319
    You know, I see threads derail on /tg/ all the time. But I don't think I've ever seen one derail then re-rail itself.

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