As we all know he is a swashbuckler without peer

Ferrying Inquisitor Tin-tin around?

Together with his stalwart companions, Nestor his lethally competent seneschal, Tintin his brutal archmilitant and the deaf techpriest Calculus they bust interstellar drug cartels and then resell the contraband at artificially inflated prices.

this is actually the best thing ever

Do NOT cross a drunkard with an orbital bombardment cannon and fifty thousand men under his command.

ACTING THE GROX AM I?

Oh my god yes. Why can't my players come up with funny stuff like this, rather then being shit roleplayers?

>>16306035
Theres only a few good men spread around the world to offset the bad where it is needed, so no one man may utilize their power at once.

>>16306034

GODDAMN IT

I DIED INSIDE FROM THE FUNNY.

So which worlds have the best tobacco? Lho?

And more to the point, who cares when you can forcibly convert a planet on the fringe of the galaxy into an agri-world exclusively for its production?

>>16306055

Pretty much this. From what I've seen, a group is above average if it has even one player that doesn't suck.

This is one of the best things I've read in quite long.

>>16306093
Believe me i've seen alot of guys talk big about bad RP but hosting games every sundays on /tg/ i've found out those are usually the worst/most pretentious.

Like old /r9k/ now /soc/ (suck). where people demand people who can hold a conversation, while they don't say a word.

I'm not accusing you but beware of hypocrisy

So what about Snowy, the archmilitant's loyal white cybermastiff?

you've forgotten the the Inquisitors Thompson and Thompson

>>16306121
A disturbingly intelligent animal that has saved its master's life on multiple occasions. Adepts Thomson and Thompson have been dispatched to investigate rumours that it houses an abominable intelligence in its cybernetic implants but they were deterred by the Unicorn's many portholes and wound up sleeping off their headaches in the hold.

Can we get a drawfriend on this? Like now?

Hoooollyyyyyy fuuuuuucccckk

I would let my brain implode if I didn't want to play a game like that NOW.

Tchang could be Tin-tin's xeno friend, rescued from an Imperial attack on some planet.
Confronting the arch-rival of the crew, the sinister legendary rogue trader Rastapopoulos.

NESTOR! I have heard tales that the space wolves brew a potent drink from diesel, honey and rare herbs that is said to kill any man who drinks it. Buy me a new liver immediately so that I may partake of its splendor!

I FUCKING LOVE YOU GUYS

>All of my tougoudougs.

Tintin in Congo:
>the newly formed crew arrives at a backward human world of Comko, introducing imperial missionaries and tapping on exploitation purposes. The crew earn a confrontation with rivals seeking to control tribal warfare.

Tintin in America:
>The crew investigates their rivals further which leads them to a young and thriving hive world. Amid the industrious society, vice and crime lords ply for riches and influence. The crew can either face them head on with the support of the Arbites, dismantle them slowly by infiltration, or join the gangs for greater prospects.

I could go on for a while...

>>16306501
Don't let us stop you :3

>>16306501
What about Tintin in the Land of the Soviets?

>>16306501
don't let us stop you

>>16306552
a meeting with the tau empire?

>>16306387
Xenos friends you say? Most heretical.

To be precise: most heretical xenos are our friends.

>>16306193
OH GOD YES

>>16306552

I haven't read that one.

I'll go on.

Cigars of the Pharao
>The crew stumbles across a powerful rival: Rastapopoulos. The cunning rogue trader employed cults, political blackmailing, armed revolts and assassination to create a vast black market with a rare drug fabricated from a far and isolated world. By ill fortune, the crew has suddenly fallen on Rastapopoulos' black list.

The Blue Lotus
>A newly discovered world is subject to an imperial crusade. The inhabitants, a lost human civilization subjected to xeno influence, are to be either purged or forcibly submit to the Emperor. Captain Haddock and Archmilitant Tintin jumps into the action for delicious xeno-heresy, about-to-be-destroyed booty, and many other last minute trade prospects.

holy shit. This could... this could actually become a legitimate /tg/ campaign splatbook if we put some elbow grease into it.

The Broken Ear:
>An ancient xeno artefact has attracted the eye of the Inquisition. The Broken Ear statue is an old, terrible legend which origins are lost to uncharted worlds. The only thing keeping the Broken Ear statue from an avid inquisitor is an equally bold Archibald Haddock.

The Black Island
>The crew stumbles across the Arch-Heretek Müller and his allies within the Beast House.

>Calling Dupont and Dupond, Thomson and Thompson

WTF is this shit?

>>16306869
English translation, I don't know why

>>16306869
>calling X33 and X33b Dupont and Dupond

WTF is this shit?

(that's right. You have been schooled by obnoxiously obscure Tintin trivia)

>>16306869
In the German translation they're called Schulze und Schultze.

>>16306962
i dont know about you guys but their costumes in pic look pretty warhammery to me

>>16306991

Thomson and Thompson always wear really stereotypical/outdated outfits to serve as "disguises", so that makes sense.

>>16307001
This particular picture is from an Asterix comic where they had a short cameo

>>16306991
It's from a cameo in Asterix and Obelix.

In contrast, there's a guy wearing a giant Asterix costume in the background of the festivities near the end of Tintin and the Picaros.

>>16307001
A good adept must go undercover to root out heresy!

In the Imperium controlled Gaul subsector, in the Armorica system a Heretic planet stands alone surrounded by the Emperor's Chapters.
With the help of a potion brewed by their Chaos Sorceror which gives them super-marine strenght the proud heretics to this day thwart the Imperium's attempts to conquer them

>>16307039
lol'd

Seriously can we get a drawfag on this crew?

I'm particularly amused by the idea of Thomson and Thompson attempting to disguise themselves as chaos cultists or eldar or (heaven forbid) orks

>>16307039
The Gauls seem very Khorne-ish.

>>16307039

Now we have a Black Crusade setting.

Astérix, the enhanced and cunning Renegade, Obelix, the bloodthirsty Forsaken, and Assurancetourix, the Sorcerer, master of warpcraft.

Tintin overthrew an entire South American country with less than 48 hours planning and two dozen clowns. Taking over planets would be a cakewalk for an archmilitant of that caliber.

>>16307134
He also had pills, SCIENCE, and a revolutionary army.

Bianca Castafiore : sistah Comunicator

Szut : aeronaval pilot.

Chang : er... some sort of sexual companion ?

Rastapopoulos : heretik alien traffic.

What Else ?

>>16307162
that's still basically two dozen clowns at the end of the day. Oh and a bus he found.

Tactical genius? Creed ain't got shit on our man.

>>16307134
actually tintin got one kickass guardian angel

dude managed to somehow make an entire factory go on strike the very moment he was tossed into a meat processor

Those weren't clown but Arlequins troupes.

>>16307235
True dat. But he's also such a damned good fighter that we can apparently take it for granted that he can beat up and hospitalize three burly enforcers while locked in a cell and it can all happen off panel. (Blue Lotus)

He is certainly blessed by the Emperor in many ways. Both in skill and in fortune.

Jolyon Waaagh of Rok Bottom Insurance 'ere.

A millenniums old tub like dat an' I bet you don' 'ave no insurance on it now do yer? Yooz be givin' me sum teef an' ol' Jolyon Waaagh'll fix you up right, oomie.

Welp. I know what my next character is.

This thread

Take that xenos scum!

>Suffer not the heretic to live.

I LOVE THIS THREAD

This...this is the best thing I;ve seen in weeks.

How about Tintin on the Moon? They find a Dark Age of Technology warship the size of a Battleship or larger and try to bring it to Mars to make mad dollahs, but it's secretly full of first-generation genestealers?

Wait wait wait, hang on.

How is it that /tg/ has ALL read Tintin? That...I read it because it caught my eye at the library when I was a young'un once.

>>16309856

Because that's how we fucking roll.

Also, what the fuck are we gonna do about Alpha-Art?

>>16309856
everyone knows it becasue it was so good, everyone knew that either everyone else has read it, or there stupid

>>16309856
I've never read it

Only seen the show

>>16309936

>show

HERESY

>this thread has received 1 of 4 requests needed to trigger archival.

>>16309973
we have our own archives

http://archive.easymodo.net/tg/
suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html

Bump for more Rogue Tintin.

Kinda short for archival. Here's the full list of all published Tintin stories. Go nuts, fellas.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Adventures_of_Tintin#List_of_titles

>>16310081
you do know that tintin is

POPULAR.

AS.

FUCK.

WORLDWIDE

there are like a zillion translations

fucking armenians man

remember that time he got so drunk he married Archmilitant Tintin? rough awakening

>>16311736
captcha ate the pic

bumpin'

>>16311736
DO I EVER

blistering barnacles? in space?

I made something for you, /tg/

>>16311831
That is a very small pipe he has there.

Why did Tintin stop using guns, anyway? Did his luck-affecting power get strong enough?

>>16313316
To elaborate, he had a boomerang wielding assassin miss, hit another assassin, spoiling his aim, getting the bullet to break a pack of banans that fell into the first assassin, stunning him.

>>16313325
Yeah he's so damned lucky he doesn't need to use his gun but he was holding one at the time. As soon as Pablo shot at him he drew both it and his sword.

Tintin fucking loves guns he just hates killing. As the Emperor's servant he respects all human life. Even traitors and heretics still have divine form after all.

Honourable Tintin my name is Wang Chen-Yee, farseer of the Sons of the Dragon. I am the father of the striking scorpion, the poor soul you saw just now. He was attacked by our dark kin and lost his mind the night he arranged to meet you. He was guarding you. I owe you an apology for such a violent kidnapping but the vox recalling you to the Segmentum Solar was false. My son was to explain, the night you saw him, and to ask you to stay longer on our world. Alas he was unable to do so, and you returned to your ship but you must remain here!

Will you come with me? You will understand...

I guess we can use The Castafiore Emerald for when the director gets lazy

>>16314431
>Bianca Castafiore, sister dialogus of the Adepta Sororitas has been entrusted with an astropathic mnemograph: an emerald implanted with a psychic imprint of the location of several key hidden outposts within the sector and access to the relics within their shrines. She has invited herself aboard and is staying in the guest quarters. Meanwhile, Lord-Captain Haddock has taken on additional passengers as well: a tactical squad of Blood Ravens stranded when their thunderhawk was shot down.

>When the mnemograph goes missing, Thomson and Thompson, adepts of His Most Holy Inquisition, are called in to investigate.

Bumping because this is fucking AWESOME

Clearly Tintin is a Living Saint. He made the sun disappear just as he was about to be sacrificed to the brutal Chaos gods of the nefarious In-Cah in the nightmare realm of the Hym Alayasz.

MOAR!

Thompson and Thomson inquisitorial retinue.

rolled 48 = 48

>Have to get niece a gift
>trying to remember something cool from my childhood for ideas
>See thread

Perfect.

>>16316016
I'd actually been thinking of how to stat this crew and I concluded the only suitable way to represent Tintin's ridiculous superhuman luck, skills and abilities would be to give him twenty four Fate Points. One for every book in the Adventures of Tintin series. After that his stats, while still over-the-top, could be more human and comparative to a normal high level character.

Mr. Tintin, Archmilitant
WS:60 / BS:60 / S:45 / T:45 / Ag:60 / Int:65 / Per:60 / WP:60 / Fel: 40
Wounds: 15
>Skills:
Acrobatics, awareness +20, charm, chem-use, ciphers +20, climb +20, command, concealment +20, deceive +20, demolition, disguise, dodge +20, drive (civilian land vehicles, tanks), forbidden lore (xenos), literacy +20, logic +20, medicae +10, navigation (surface) +10 performer (trumpet) +10, pilot (aircraft), scholastic lore (linguistics, history, philosophy), scrutiny +20, search +10. shadowing +20, silent move +10, speak language (high, low gothic), survival +10, swim +20, tech-use, wrangling
>Talents:
Basic Weapon Training (universal), Blind fighting, Catfall, Chem Geld, Combat Master, Crack Shot, Deadeye Shot, Disarm, Exotic Weapon Training, Fearless, Foresight, Good Reputation (Everyone), Hard Target, Hardy, Hotshot Pilot, Infused Knowledege, Into The Jaws Of Hell, Light Sleeper, Lightning Reflexes, Marksman, Meditation, Melee Weapon Training (universal), Pistol Weapon Training, Quick Draw, Rapid Reaction, Sprint, Step Aside, Takedown, Talented (pilot, literacy, dodge, shadowing)

Missing anything?

>>16311766
Where can I get these? They're the perfect Necromunda gang.

so MUCH win!

>this thread

JESUS CHRIST FUND IT

I was hesitant, but when Tintin was statted up, this thread had to be archived.

>>16316603
only 24?

he burns like 20 of them already in Tintin in america alone

and that stunt with the eclipse is worth at least 10 fate points

>>16317864
No, he just gets an unique special ability that allows him to treat burned Fate Points as spent Fate Points, and his spent Fate Points refresh at the end of every scene.

>>16316603
Weapons:

Haddock: Blackhammer shotgun & power saber (and any weapon of oppertunaty)

Tintin: Hunting Rifle & Carnodon autopistol & best quality nuckledusters.

>>16317989
That sounds about right

>>16317864
Well, consider how many individual messes he gets into in TinTin in America. Maybe he just had several sessions, and used his Demeanor with really good timing?

What Demeanor would he even have?

>>16316603
Lower fate points. Increase toughness. Do you realize how much of a beating Tintin takes?

>>16318300
And do you realize how many beatings he TAKES? The kid is more peak human than Batman. He can hold his breath for like ten minutes. When he falls into caves in Tibet or on the fucking moon he just gets up again and then climbs out. It's not just about fights.

I see his player spending fate points frivolously for every vaguely important action in a session though. The rare occasions he actually messes up or gets hurt are because the player forgot to keep track of fate points that day.

>>16318499
>>16318300
Though honestly his ability to emerge from every fight without a scratch owes more to his ridiculous luck and skill than standing there and taking punches. He does still need to be able to get knocked out in one pistol whipping when the plot demands it after all (IE when he runs out of fate points)

Harlequins! Freebooters! Squig farmers!

So just how big of a heretek is Calculus?

He builds sonic weaponry, breeds new species of alien plant life, constructs non-STC spacecraft and submersibles, casually wears xenos jewelry when presented with the opportunity... oh and he reads warp currents by dowsing despite not having any psychic power, which implies sorcery.

>>16318716
He has just enough seniority that anyone qualified enough to criticize him isn't sure if they're allowed to, and anyone senior enough to criticize him isn't sure about what he's doing anyway.

>>16318716
Of all of those, only the last two are really against Mechanicus dogma- And 'wearing xenos jewelry' isn't really. It's just unwise. (I have a 'Trader who made earrings out of soulstones. He's been dodging assassins, but he firmly believes flamboyant style will always come with it's detractors.)

Warp-dowsing is all that's really Bad-capital-B

>>16311831
oh god..my childhood....

This thread gave me hope.

I approve.

Haddock's depicted as a really capable captain. I can only imagine what he'd be like grimdark'd and in command of a starship.

>>16321084
What? He's drunk as fuck and keeps almost killing Tintin.

>>16321498
Red Sea Sharks he evades several torpedoes in a rust bucket with a crew of untrained freed prisoners. Shooting Star he commands the Aurora pretty damned well. Red Rackham's treasure... well that's Chester's ship really...

The fact that he gets plastered and nearly kills Tintin all the time (especially in Crab with the Golden Claws and his other early appearances) is entirely unrelated to his skills as a captain. And being piss drunk constantly and getting manipulated by his first mate before he met Tintin doesn't count.

He also has little lines here and there all over the series that demonstrate his knowledge. Like he recognizes any kind of ship they happen to be on even if it's barely larger than a canoe.

>>16321677
I don't think I've ever noticed that, but as far as I can recall, it all checks out. Captain Haddock appears much less incompetent on closer consideration.

I just Nostalgia'd. Good job!

>>16316603
Preserved for posterity.

Wait. Tintin is a JOURNALIST/adventurer. Why make him an archmilitant?

>>16324959
Remembrancers don't exist anymore.

>>16324959
The fact he can beat up anyone and use any gun is reason enough. He only actually writes anything in like... one maybe two adventures

bump

I'm sorry, but I need to know what the entire crew's stats are.

>>16331431
Calculus has some kind of barbarian rage. He can lift a heavy man easily.

Also, Savate.

Oh man I fucking loved Tintin as a kid.

Never used him in my stupid stories, though. I guess I had a small modicum of good sense.

If this thread is still around when I wake up I'll try my hand at statting a couple of the characters for shits and giggles.

>>16331431
>that pic
The foolish heretek has doomed us all!

rolled 20 = 20

>>16318728
You. I like you.

Awesome thread is awesome and must not die.

Why are we not stating characters.

Why.

Come on, rest of the crew needs to be done. Let's start with Haddock.

Career; Roge Trader, obviously. What are his primary attributes? Toughness for the alcohol consumption, Fellowship because people somehow still love him, Intelligence is his hidden stat. He's not all that great with guns or swords, but he's drunk strong, so I feel like that should be reflected in his stats.

>>16339169
Not sure about Fellowship, and while I'm tempted to say Willpower, he's constantly struggling with alcoholism, and he's hell-of impulsive.

>combine 40k with American fiction
>HURR CAN 40k BEAT THIS OMG U TROLL I KILL U

>combine 40k with European fiction
>seamless integration of awesomeness

Why can't every crossover thread be like this thread?

>>16339285

you forgot one
>combine 40k with Japanese fiction
>am i kawaii uguu

>>16331431
It could be worse

>>16339303
I'm a bad person for wanting this, right? It's probably bad that I want to read this. I thought so.

>>16331431

>>16339303
RYLEH MIND!

>>16339303
Someone tell me that this book is real. For the GEoM, tell me this is real.

>>16339470
It's "fake"

>>16339569
You just murdered someone's dreams. Brutally and with a bat full of nails.

>>16339592
Which is why i'm fapping

>>16339633
Well whatever crashes your yogurt cart, friend.

Just... put down the nail bat first. That can't be safe.

>>16339569
>>16339592
>>16339633
Sorry to wreck your fun, but those quotes around "fake" make me question if it doesn't actually exist. Also, if it doesn't exist YET, this is something that can be solved.

>>16339372
11 minutes apart doesn't count.

>>16339674
Well, the pictures aren't fake, someone is making those (self-evident now that i think about it) but no comic has been made yet

Well if we're talking about things that don't exist 'yet' we should work on writing and drawing "Tintin in the Imperium of Man"

>>16339717

>>16339692
well yeah, I didn't look at the time. Just found it funny that after I posted and refshed there was two Ryleh pics.

>>16316201
Mortadelo is a male Callidus assasin.
Filemon is a retired Arbiter.
Bacterio a Techpriest.
And Inquisitor-Intendent Vicente.

I love how you don't even have to change the names to fit the characters into 40k.

>>16340740
Oh my God you're right what the fuck

Bumping for awesome

Do notice Tintin was altered by Xenos (Flight for Sidney). Is he now enhanced with Eldar tech?

He also has the makings of a potent psyker (reality warping luck, prophetic dreams... pic related).

>>16339372
>>16339359
>>16339303
>>16331431
Just PMed the guy who does these on dA.

Asked him how much he'd charge for Tintin in the Imperium of Mankind.

>>16341277
Fuck, sorry, left my name on.

>>16341277
Awesome.

>>16341124
>Flight for Sidney
Is that the one with the island volcano, alien astronauts, and Rastopopolus?

I don't think he was altered, he just got saved by them.

>>16341124
Fate points would approximate that. He's more of a fighter than a psyker.

>>16342409
Yeah. Although Calculus might be a sorcerer (though that doesn't mean he's a psyker) since he does a lot of warp dowsing.

>>16342377
They fucked a lot with his head.

>>16341563
No luck, unfortunately. Apparently they're really heavily copyrighted, so the only ones he's going to do are the ones he's done, and he's not doing any more.

If you could talk him into doing it for free, though, maybe...especially since Fair Use boils down to "if you make no money off this, we can't do shit."

>>16339359
>>16339372
Yeah, these are fucking awesome.

Lord-Captain Archibald Haddock, Rogue Trader, Fleet Admiral of the starships Aurora, Unicorn & Ramona
WS:42 / BS:42 / S:55 / T:55 / Ag:48 / Int:38 / Per:60 / WP:59 / Fel: 74
Wounds: 19
>Skills:
Awareness +20, blather +20, carouse +20. charm, chem-use +10, climb +20, command +20, concealment +10, deceive, demolition +10, disguise, dodge +10, drive (civilian land vehicles), evaluate +20, forbidden lore (navy, piracy, warp travel), gamble, intimidate +20, literacy +10, logic, medicae +10, navigation +20 (universal) +10, performer (insults) +20, pilot +20 (starships), scholastic lore (history, nautical lore), scrutiny +20, search +10, silent move, speak language (high, low gothic), survival +20, swim +20, tech-use, wrangling +10
>Talents:
Air of Authority, Armour of Contempt, Basic Weapon Training (universal), Battle Rage, Combat Master, Disarm, Decadence, Fearless, Foresight, Frenzy, Good Reputation (Imperial Navy, Society For Sober Sailors), Hardy, Hatred, Hotshot Pilot, Iron Discipline, Iron Jaw, Into The Jaws Of Hell, Jaded, Litany of Hate, Marksman, Melee Weapon Training (universal), Peer (navy), Pistol Weapon Training, Quick Draw, Sprint, Step Aside, Takedown, Talented (pilot, command, navigation, intimidate blather, carouse, performer, survival, swim)

>>16341124
Considering Tintin's pally relationship with xenos scum the image name in >>16308692 gives a not so-subtle double meaning to the text and picture. Always playing with fire when exploring the Imperium our Tintin. He's clever with his words.

As to the psyker thing, his luck is better represented by gratuitous fate points Tintin in Tibet WAS Herge's crazy, introspective book. During its writing Remi experienced strange dreams of open white spaces and felt deeply distressed. To quote Numa Sadoul's Interviews with Herge:

>"I remember one of them where I was in a kind of tower made up of a series of ramps. Dead leaves were falling and covered everything. At a particular moment, in an immaculately white alcove a white skeleton appeared that tried to catch me. And then instantly everything around me became white."

>>16346449
Fearless is inadequate; he panics in the moon rocket, for instance.

>>16346927

Panic? Maybe it's just the translation, but to me he just seems to be Angry and indignant most of the time.

I found Destination: Moon and Explorers on the Moon to be remarkably prescient and accurate in their details, given they were written in the '50s. At least, compared to much of the contemporary science-fiction at the time.

>>16348119
I believe those comics are the first recorded instance of anyone predicting ice on the moon.

>>16349483
They are.

Also for all his treachery Wolff is a badass with testicles larger than any man you or I have ever met. Motherfucker [/tg/hasnospoilers]LEFT THE FUCKING ROCKET TO GO DIE OF SUFFOCATION IN THE COLD VOID OF SPACE SO THE OTHERS WOULD HAVE ENOUGH OXYGEN TO LIVE[/tg/hasnospoilers]

>>16331662
Additional proof.

>>16351718
Thanks. I couldn't find the image.

>>16351309

Fucker also vacuumed the evil spy. He soiled his hands when Tintin would not.