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    7 KB Anonymous 09/08/11(Thu)22:50 No.16231827  
    >ITT: How you met your Bro

    Me: "So, you the Black Deck Faggot I hear about?"

    Him: "Depends, you the White Deck Pussy?"
    >> Anonymous 09/08/11(Thu)22:52 No.16231847
    "Is that an Autobot insignia on your laptop?"
    >> Anonymous 09/08/11(Thu)22:55 No.16231887
    Teacher: "So anon what did you see in the future?"

    Me: "Grim Darkness."

    Bro:"Because there is only war."
    >> Anonymous 09/08/11(Thu)22:55 No.16231889
    "Hey, I really like Half Life!"

    "Hey, I really like MGS!"

    Snowballed from there, got him into D&D, he's currently running a fuckawesome campaign wherein our group actually roleplays properly (and 3/4 are planning against each other).
    >> Anonymous 09/08/11(Thu)22:57 No.16231907
    ''that a picture of Rob Zombie on your wallet?''
    >> Anonymous 09/08/11(Thu)23:00 No.16231935
    My mom told me that he played Star Wars miniatures.

    He didn't.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/11(Thu)23:00 No.16231938
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    Me: *Humming Amazing Grace*

    Him: *Quietly to himself, but I hear* Rio would approve

    Me: *Very loudly* YOU'VE SEEN SO RO NO WO TO!?!?!?

    Our face when
    >> Mr. Troll 09/08/11(Thu)23:02 No.16231949
    -look at comps. His has fantastic four's mr.Fantastic on it. Mine has the cipher words 'Troll them all, or none at all' on it with a troll on it.
    "Mr. Reed."
    >> Anonymous 09/08/11(Thu)23:07 No.16231986
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    Teacher: So, let's imagine that we're settlers about to travel west. What would we need to bring?

    Me: Depends on how many grandfather clocks we can get.

    Bro from across the room laughs out loud.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/11(Thu)23:08 No.16231997
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    1st day of College
    Me: "Is that (Weeaboo girly anime) on your T-shirt?"
    Fat, short, greasy dood with a speech impediment: "Why yes it is (Weeaboo Girly Anime) Why?."
    dood: YES

    And one from 1st grade...
    Me: Running along side of school alone making explosion noises
    Him: Whatcha doing?
    Me. I am playing SQUID SQUADRON, I must defend earth from the squids!
    Him. I want to play!
    Me: Your battle name is Spuraa the Fiery. I am Norga the Frozen. We will fight the squids. TOGETHER.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/11(Thu)23:21 No.16232133
    When we were kids, he was really into videogames and I was into fiction and films.

    We began creating our own ideas for console rpg's, really horrible stuff, but just used that as a framework for having imaginary adventures in the playground.

    So yeah, we actually reinvented the wheel of cops and robbers type games of imagination from vidya.

    Ever since, we've been friends and I have been into traditional roleplaying games. He never quite got into gaming though, and instead while staying a video game person was inspired to come up with his own ideas in the form of web comics.

    We bond over the fact that I'm a horrible game master and he's a horrible web cartoonist. Then we laugh and I go back to playing in other people's games and he goes back to playing vidya.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/11(Thu)23:23 No.16232145
    Third grade lunch period.

    Him: Is that a pizza lunchable?

    Me: Yeah, you want one?

    Lunchables fuck yeah.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/11(Thu)23:29 No.16232189
    I have no bro.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/11(Thu)23:33 No.16232226
    I shall be your bro, for I too have no one I call my bro.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/11(Thu)23:33 No.16232229
    Best friend (at that time, sadly people change) tells me "So there's that girl who's really cool, and is going to study the same as you in the same town as you. I think you should hook up". We did, it worked out great at first, than not. But now I've got a female bro. Her boyfriend is a bro, too, but just *a* bro.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/11(Thu)23:38 No.16232244
    First day of college

    Me (fat guy in a hawaiian shirt) and bro 1, skinny dark haired guy and honest to god diagnosed aspie, are talking. he is discussing his gaming hobby, which I am conceptually cool with, but haven't had any game of since middle school. I discuss some animes I like, as that I did get to indulge in high school We discuss Mechwarrior and Battle Angel Alita in the common room. Nerds who shall band together during orientation because nerds, yo.
    muscley little dude in a high school wrestling shirt passing in the hall leans his head in. "did you just say Rocket-powered Hammer?"
    "I did," I say.
    His buddy, a bit taller, with john lennon glasses, also leans in. "awesome."
    "yeah" aspie guy says awkwardly.
    "we'll talk later, I live down the hall" says wrestler jock dude.
    They leave for the dining hall.
    "...Were they making fun of us?" I ask aspie dude.

    We bump into them in the dining hall.
    They were not.

    We become the four bromigos and spend the next several years hanging out and playing RPGs.

    Now, half of us are married, (aspie and john lennon) and all of us are working varying degrees of dead end jobs (aspie's is the least, mine is probably the most) in different cities, but we still talk and hang out whenever possible.

    True days of friendship, yo.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/11(Thu)23:41 No.16232269
    Me: Ummmm are you real?
    Him: No i'm just one of your insanity-induced entities.
    ME: Okay. ;_;
    >> Anonymous 09/08/11(Thu)23:42 No.16232276
    W-w-wana... go tribro?
    >> Anonymous 09/08/11(Thu)23:44 No.16232293
    "You're the guy who's dating my sister, right?"
    "Yeah, here's a beer."
    >> Anonymous 09/08/11(Thu)23:46 No.16232307
    "You actually listen to Hammerfall and aren't wearing that shirt because you have nothing else to wear?"

    Bromode engaged. Got me into d&d, and is most likely set to be my bro for life.
    >> Anonymous 09/08/11(Thu)23:56 No.16232401
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    >I see a guy walking toward with a Green Lantern t-shirt.

    >I have a Sinestro Corpse tee on.

    >We both stop and narrow our eyes at each other.

    Turns out we both play IG and now we regularly combine forces; which only goes to show you that even enemies can come together for THE EMPEROR!
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)00:01 No.16232434
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    If you know what I mean, you're a bro.
    Didn't even require any real dialogue. Hell, we don't even have to like the same things or do the same stuff.
    It's just like 'Dragonshirt? Y/N'

    Goddamn fuckin yeah.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)00:04 No.16232455
    We sat near each other and got put in the same group for a "news report from the american revolution" I ended up acting as Lord Burgundy (Anchorman had just come out)
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)00:04 No.16232456
    at comics shop with new girl i met from college
    me: hey store worker, do you have magic cards?
    girl bro: you play magic?
    me: yeah do you?
    girl: yeah

    bro/sis high five
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)00:05 No.16232459
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    >Flames of War
    >fat guy with British Paras
    >I have Romanians
    >I'm Romanian you bombed us
    >his fucking face
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)00:06 No.16232470
    It was in middle school. In one particular class I noticed someone I hadn't seen in a while. Being the smooth motherfucker I was I sit down in the seat next to him with a "long time, no see!" Little did I know he had another friend that was about 2 steps behind me and was about to sit in that exact seat.

    His other friend hated me, but I was oblivious. Then he invited me and his other friend to his house to play some SONIC ADVENTURE 2 BATTLE. We dicked around in the chao garden for a while, then went our separate ways. Then he became a huge dickbag, and his other friend and I stuck together. It's been 7 years since and we're still bros. We might not always get along, but our bond is made of diamonds and dragonforce.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)00:09 No.16232486
    it all happened in a birthing room just over 19 years ago...
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)00:18 No.16232584
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    Bro: "What are you supposed to be?"
    Me (all gothfag): "Nothing. I didn't dress up for school spirit week."
    Bro: "I'm Alucard from castlevania!"
    We became somewhat of acquaintances before we became friends only because we shared the same friend base.
    Me: "Whatcha drawing"
    Bro: "A dungeon"
    Me: "For what?"
    Bro: "Dungeons and Dragons. Wanna play with me later? You can be a necromancer since you're all gothy."
    And then we had rode bicycles out of friendship into dreams.

    Pic realted. It's basically how the rest of the group acts.
    >> That Guy !CrwtTbFNxQ 09/09/11(Fri)00:21 No.16232607
    >Hanging out in English lounge for first time
    >bearded guy makes snarky comment: "Aren't you a little young to be a college student?"
    >Smile, flip him off and sit down
    Days later at same place
    >Overhear him speaking to another student, mentions how "That Professor makes me think that in the Grim dark future of the 41st millenium--"
    >I interrupt: "Abaddon is a faggot"
    >Guy: "Now listen here you filthy loyalist..."

    That's vaguely how I remember it.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)00:21 No.16232608
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    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)00:25 No.16232643
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    Before kindergarten even started, I met this kid in a daycare. We were both building machine guns out of lego, but what really united us was our hatred of every other kid that went to that daycare. We both had the notion that we were the only sane men locked in a basement with a bunch of loonies.
    Hoooly shit we were best friends FOREVER. I haven't actually seen him in like, 3 years, but we've always been online gaming buddies.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)00:27 No.16232664
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    Our 7th grade math class was usually right after the lunch period, and I would read a lot during lunch. I was also subscribed to Shonen Jump magazine back in the day, so sometimes I brought that in to read. One day I came back from lunch and the teacher was a bit late, so I whipped out my Shonen Jump and kept reading. All of a sudden, I heard, "Whoa...you read Shonen Jump too?" I turned around, and saw the new kid who moved to town halfway through the year looking at me.

    We've been best bros ever since, even though neither of us subscribes to Shonen Jump anymore.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)00:29 No.16232672
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    >Get assigned a co-op project with some random guy in 10th grade English class
    >We both hate the teacher (what a fat bitch)
    >Find out he lives not even half a mile away from me
    >Go over to his place to work on the project
    >We get bored after an hour and play Halo 2 on his XBox for the rest of the night
    >Bros since then

    Mine's nothing special, but he's still my best bro.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)00:39 No.16232771
    >Bro numero uno is playing flash flash revolution
    >Me: "Holy Shit, you're good!"
    >Continues playing, "Thanks, nothing special"
    >Invites me to his house over the summer

    >Bro numero dos: In FLGS, it's D&D Encounters night
    >Me: 4th ed sucks.
    >Him: You hate 4th ed too?
    >Invites me to play his 2nd ed campaign
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)00:42 No.16232798
    Me: Wanna play some L5R? I just picked up a Unicorn deck!
    Him: Yeah, I play Lion clan.

    It was the beginning of an awesome rivalry that ended when my deck got too slow because I'd always empty my entire hand in a single battle. We still chill, but we play Fantasy Craft for the most part now.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)00:52 No.16232906
    Me and friends are walking back home to make characters for a D&D game I'm going to run.

    A Wild College Student Appears!

    Guy just starts walking along side us. We say hello and whatnot and he responds by waving. We ask what his name is, he shows us his ID. We're perplexed and intrigued by his refusing to speak, so we don't mind when he follows us back to the dorm. We tell him we're about to make characters for a DnD game and low and behold he plays DnD as well. We all make characters and then call it a night. Two years later we're pretty good friends. I actually just got back from playing some Magic with him.

    Turns out he started walking with us because he fancied one of the girls walking with us (a lesbian). He decided to abstain from talking on a whim.

    What an odd guy.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)00:56 No.16232932
    >>Walk into new workplace
    >>See Street Fighter wallpaper

    And everything was beautiful from that day on.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)00:57 No.16232943
    >7th grade
    >New kid
    >Anon, this is new kid. New kid, this is anon.
    And that's the tale of how we became bros.
    >> Frosted Weasel !!dLUhj2yYgMt 09/09/11(Fri)01:02 No.16232989
    >Sitting in English class in 8th grade.
    >Reading 1984 for shits and giggles while teacher is trying to teach
    >Dude next to me is reading Harry Potter and the Something or Another
    >"Hey, I've heard that's pretty good! Want to trade while we're here?"
    >"Yeah, sure!"

    Been bros for the 10-11 years since. I'm actually typing this while we take a break from Space Marine to watch Tropic Thunder and eat.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)01:02 No.16232996
    Bro number 1
    >At the anime club in college
    me: sup
    him: sup
    >end up becoming friends

    Bro number 2
    >My big brother is a history teacher. Right now teaching at some high school. I go to pick up the car because I need to go somewhere
    Him: Hey! You are that dude that is friends with this dude and boyfriend of that girl!
    Me: Hey! You were there the other day! You look older than me (21 at the time), how come you are in high school?
    Him: Lol I'm 17. What are you doing here?
    Me: waiting for my brother.
    Him: Who's your brother?
    Me: This history teacher

    >> Quarterdime 09/09/11(Fri)01:04 No.16233025
    >Replacing his Harry Potter book with 1984

    >Replacing your 1984 book with a Harry Potter book and not regretting it
    >Son, I am disappoint
    >> Ludwig !9CUY39dDYo 09/09/11(Fri)01:11 No.16233115
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    This guy is a friend that I have, sadly, lost contact with. We were friends for at least 8 years, though. The only person I could only truly call...my bro.
    >3rd grade
    >sitting awkwardly at lunch
    >kid sits down awkwardly near me
    >has a Gligar on his lunchbox
    >Me: "So, you like pokemon?"
    >Him: "Yea..?"
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)01:15 No.16233150
    >In sixth grade

    Me: "Hey, are you reading?"
    Him: "Yeah"
    Me: "I think you and I are the only ones here who know how."

    Neither of us had any other friends until high school.
    >> Frosted Weasel !!dLUhj2yYgMt 09/09/11(Fri)01:15 No.16233156
    Hey, man! It was entertaining right until I finished it. I have no intent of going back and rereading it. But it was a fun and easy break from the usually heavier shit I read.
    >> Frosted Weasel !!dLUhj2yYgMt 09/09/11(Fri)01:18 No.16233181
    And by finishing it, I mean the series. Last book came out while I was in Iraq finishing my first tour. My bro actually sent me the book, first class, to have something to read during down time.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)01:20 No.16233193
    2nd grade Hebrew school

    Me: So, looks like you and me are the only ones here who don't care about sports.
    Bro: Looks like it.

    <Repeat with same class and same bro every year for 7 years>

    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)01:23 No.16233225
    >Teacher subs for class in Middle School
    >He shows some of my classmates on how to play magic
    >We learn how to play the game, mono white vs black/blue deck
    >few weeks later we all meet up with the teacher again
    >He gives us all starter decks and a booster pack

    I still see the old teacher at my FLGS on the occasion when I chill there wih my bros
    >> Oracle !F8wHraWURw 09/09/11(Fri)01:24 No.16233230
    >Third grade
    >Not first gen
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)01:24 No.16233237
    1st grade
    >be bully, be acclimated into accepting peer group
    5th grade
    >"So, have you played Freespace?"
    College Freshman
    >"Are you talking about rolling dice?"
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)01:27 No.16233257
    > PE class year 8. Get grouped with new kid.
    > me : you are one fat fuck.
    > bro : fuck you have a massive forehead.

    Bro quotes conkers BFD
    Quote next line.

    Bro's for life.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)01:28 No.16233264
    >Bro: Are you playing Mega Man Zero?
    >Yeah. Zero's awesome.
    >Bro: Leviathan's cooler.
    >Fuck you.
    >Bro: Fuck you!


    [spoiler]Bro is a girl.[/spoiler]
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)01:29 No.16233270
    1984 was a bad book.

    I mean, sure, it was interesting from a sociopolitical perspective, but as a book it sucked.
    >> Ludwig !9CUY39dDYo 09/09/11(Fri)01:30 No.16233280
    Welp, ya found me out. Whatever shall I do.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)01:30 No.16233286
    >Just a regular joe, nothing special
    >Get approached by this one popular dude who seems to gather all the awesome/unique/weird people around him as his crew
    >"Hey dude, let's hang out"
    >Point at myself incredulously
    >"Why me?"
    >"You seem like a reliable, cool dude"
    >End up as the default "bro" of the group, everyone comes to me when they just want to chill and talk or relax
    >They still refer to me as Nameless Rank and File Soldiier anyways
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)01:35 No.16233331
    I see what you fucking did there.

    And I approve. Bro.
    >> Dynemanti !!YDCf8vRnVOR 09/09/11(Fri)01:38 No.16233347
    >fucking pizza day in middle school cafeteria
    >semi-bro spots someone playing pokemon
    >go sit at their table
    >several bros playing pokemon red/blue
    >one pulls out FF7 Prima guide

    12 years later still broing it up

    i show them D&D i found out about while talking to older brothers friend about rpgs
    bestbro shows me 40k he saw in an add from some board game GW made minis for
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)01:42 No.16233380
    fuck, it's been so long I don't even remember.

    Probably one of the nights we spent up all night playing yugioh or ssb.

    Actually, it was probably one day when we rolled up and play yugioh on his porch.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)01:45 No.16233399
    I don't even remember, we were 5. Bros for nearly 18 years.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)01:47 No.16233412
    >Military family so I moved a bunch
    >Move to new state for the umpteenth time
    >Be in 6th grade
    >Walking around in Recess
    >See 5 kids playing Wallball
    >"Can I play, please?"
    >Skip forward to 8 years later and they're all my best bros

    We ended up bonding over 40k, Warmahordes, and Left 4 Dead.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)01:50 No.16233435
    Mom: Anon, this is your new baby brother!

    hey, you asked.
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    >Be in new high school with no friends
    >Meet a few people, never get past acquaintance level
    >Get invited to anime club
    >Meet Bro #1
    >In usual hang-out spot, get invited to D&D by friend of a friend
    >BRO #2
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)01:54 No.16233460
    >met bro unremarkably in Creative Writing class
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)01:56 No.16233473
    >Be into D&D early high school
    >Talking with regular bros about how we're low on players
    >Guy on a nearby lunch table reading a Forgotten Realms novel
    >He looks back
    "What you guys talkin about?"
    >He joins our campaign with out problem
    Bros for life.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)01:58 No.16233493
    6th grade
    Special Ed Teacher Assistant: "Welcome to your new homeroom, I will be working with you. This is Anon2, I have to work with him as well."
    Me: "Oh THIS kid."
    Anon2: "What?"

    And bam.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)02:00 No.16233501
    I don't remember how we met. We went to preschool together.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)02:00 No.16233505
    >mutual friends birthday party
    >"hey, you're that jerk I got into a fight with about a year ago!"
    >"hey, you're that guy who broke my tailbone!"
    >"so, you got [mutual friend] some lego, huh?"
    >"hell yeah, I love lego"
    >"me too, let me show you what I built..."


    Plus he didn't hold a grudge about the whole me-breaking-his-tail-bone thing, so I knew he was a cool guy.
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    Bro: What the fuck, /v/, not one fucking company is shipping LBP2 CE to Brazil
    Me: Bro I'll buy it for you. That's dick if no one else will ship it.

    I have no fucking clue why I thought that was a good idea, but I'm glad I did cause 2 years later he's my best friend in the world.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)02:05 No.16233552
    >In a journalism class first year of Uni
    >End up partnered with xbox-huge bodybuilder to work on some stuff in class
    >I assume we'll probably share no interests, and just end up being casual-friendly towards each other then never talk again
    >Suddenly, at the exact same time, we both notice that we are both running pokemon emulators on our respective laptops

    We hung out for a while, and I ended up being a regular at a weekly LAN he hosts, met a whole ton more bros. Shit's pretty awesome.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)02:07 No.16233563
    DMing for my group in a common area, musclehead jock walks in

    Him: Hey mind if I watch you guys play?

    Me, not sure if trolling: I dunno, our group is kind of already full.

    Dudes ends up playing one night, despite my apprehension, turns out to be the best RPer in our group and later convinced me to start playing Magic.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)02:07 No.16233566
    We went to LARP together and we still go to the same LARP 6 years later.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)02:09 No.16233585
    Her: Uh, hey. You're from 204, right? We met on move in.
    Me: Yoooooooo yeah I remember you! Katerina, right?
    Her: Katia, close enough.
    Me: Yo, so, ....can I borrow an egg? I'm one short for banana bread.
    Her: You bake?

    We've been cooking together ever since (not like that, though). Her ex boyfriend's in my SR group now, though, which is a little awkward.
    >> ThePreacherKobold !KVaqQ0CI3E 09/09/11(Fri)02:09 No.16233586
    >get into a fight with guy who I thought was a scumbag
    >forced to sit in some half-assed make friends session
    >friend for the last 15 years

    Guess it worked.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)02:10 No.16233591
    >First Time

    Me: What are you reading?
    Him: A book about double-joints. They don't Exist.
    Me: Hm... I don't like you.

    >Second Time

    Girl: Hey, (Bro), this kid is making his own langauge too.
    Bro: Oh, cool. My name's (Bro)
    Me: How does yours work?

    >A month later, already bros

    Me: Wait... Were you in my third grade?

    Awesome HOLY SHIT moment. I miss him.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)02:14 No.16233615
    Double-joints? Like in your fingers?
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)02:16 No.16233633
    Me: "Hi."
    Her: "Shut up, go away."

    And the rest is history.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)02:19 No.16233651
    Me: *talking about Final Fantasy 7 when it first came out with other class mates*
    Him: What's Final Fantasy?

    15 year lifelong bro of bros.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)02:20 No.16233663

    Specifically his elbow- he could twist it all around.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)02:20 No.16233665
    "Hey faggot".

    That's how I greet my best friend.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)02:21 No.16233672
    Touhou IRC room. Don't laugh.
    Turns out the dude lives half an hour from me.
    >we didn't figure this out for two years
    >now glorious wings, burgers, and beer
    >> Dysphoria 09/09/11(Fri)02:21 No.16233673
    Backstory: Beo and I were almost the only white kids at our predominately Chicano school, and got the same part in the school play our 6th grade.

    Me: Hi, I'm Anon
    Bro: I'm Bro
    Me: Do you watch Cartoon Network?

    The first time I went to his house, we spent all day watching Ed Edd and Eddy. Shit was so cash
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)02:22 No.16233678
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    I don't have a bro.
    >> Atton !!sjKJTlc7/wl 09/09/11(Fri)02:27 No.16233718
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    Best friend from first grade ditches me at 5th thinking im a fag.

    Bro ditches me, see him once every couple of months.

    >play d&d alone
    >working on warhammer army to meet people
    >best friends are on online games..
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)02:28 No.16233724
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    It's not like she wanted to be your friend.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)02:28 No.16233726
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    You'll get one some day, anon! Just try everyone. Even if you have to walk up to people on the street and ask "How much do you love Pokemon Snap? I know it's a strange question, but I'm on a hunt for my soul mate." People are understanding.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)02:29 No.16233729
    Maybe you could stop being an asshat? People tend to dislike asshats.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)02:30 No.16233743

    Where did that come from, anyway? Did somebody run a "lets play" of Oregon Trail or something?
    >> Atton !!sjKJTlc7/wl 09/09/11(Fri)02:32 No.16233757
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    How am i an asshat?
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)02:34 No.16233770
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    >Touhou IRC room.

    ... out of curiosity, which one?
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)02:35 No.16233772
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    Aw don't listen to him, you're not a hat.
    >> Atton !!sjKJTlc7/wl 09/09/11(Fri)02:37 No.16233793
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)02:38 No.16233803
    >be 7 starting at new school
    >teacher assigns kid to befriend me
    >thinks I look like billy the blue power ranger and thinks im a faggot
    >follow him around all day with him ignoring me and me feeling like a tool
    >ask him if he likes star wars
    >best bros for 17 years now (now that i think about i think 17 years to the day +/- 2)
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)02:39 No.16233812
    You must've been an asshat if your bros left you.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)02:41 No.16233827
    THP, Gensokyo.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)02:44 No.16233846
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    That is awesome.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)02:45 No.16233849
    >turns to ask bro how we met
    >No one there

    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)02:45 No.16233850
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    ... oh. Well, I'll be damned. I might know you.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)02:46 No.16233856
    Bros? Don't have one. Nobody I've met in person anyway.
    >> Atton !!sjKJTlc7/wl 09/09/11(Fri)02:47 No.16233867
    Implying thats the reason.
    More because they left because they thought starwars/warhammer/d&d is for fags.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)02:50 No.16233885
    Neither i do... wanna be my bro?
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)03:08 No.16233988
    I've got to main ones right now, mostly because they set up domino chains that ended up with me befriending all my other bros.

    >Wearing triforce T-shirt at freshman Orientation.
    >Guy tells me "Nice Shirt".
    >We start talking, and as it turns out the Tri-force is a great way to meet people.

    The second of which,
    >Girl who's been around the local anime club walks up to a group of us eating dinner, and asks if anyone will go with her to buy some yarn on account of she knits.
    >It's winter. It's dark out. We're in Chicago.
    >I inevitably end up volunteering.
    >Somehow, on the train we start talking about cannibalism. Fuck don't ask me.

    I don't even know how we got on that topic but it took us all of two train stops to do it.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)03:13 No.16234008
    >Middle school.
    >Riding bus.
    >Sit next to ginger.
    >Get on topic of fantasy, he regails me of tales of a game he plays (Everquest) and how you can do anything.
    >Intrigued, listen to his stories.

    >Talk to him and hang out regularly to this day (college sophmore)
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)03:19 No.16234030
    If that was all, they'd still hang out and do other things. More likely, you were a pushy asshat, and you should stop that.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)03:23 No.16234042
    Him: I love Gene Wolfe's Book of the New Sun.

    Me: Let's fuck.

    Seriously though, it all started from that random encounter on that one shitty forum.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)03:24 No.16234043
    how could you possibly know? Maybe his friends are really shitty friends?
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)03:24 No.16234044
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    I've pretty much moved around/changed schools all my life. I gradually lost touch with pretty much all my friends. I really only have two people I talk to on a semi-regular basis, both of whom are on the opposite of the continent.

    Sometimes I see people posting about how they wish they could just not care about being alone anymore. As somebody who is living that life, I can't help but wonder why anybody would want such a thing.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)03:26 No.16234055
    He said some fucking awful pun. I wasn't sure if it would work out. But it did after all
    >> Atton !!sjKJTlc7/wl 09/09/11(Fri)03:28 No.16234060
    Thank you. Well they turned out to be.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)03:38 No.16234098
    If they were shitty friends, then they weren't bros. Since they were bros, Atton must've been an asshat to lose them.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)03:40 No.16234104
    Perhaps they were the asshats who fooled Atton into thinking they were bros.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)03:41 No.16234110
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    pic related, he does too.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)03:45 No.16234122
    This thread gives me a warm and fuzzy feeling. I love /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)03:52 No.16234155
    meet for starwars d20 with old highschool friend

    lols and adventure

    bro: I have to be honest I thought you were medically retarded

    me:.... wut

    and then we were cool
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)03:53 No.16234164
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)03:54 No.16234168
    It's fucking deep and also cool how you use a picture depicting an anime character to show how you just don't care any more.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)03:58 No.16234187
    You know, I can't really remember. We kind of just started discussing RPG one time, out of fucking nowhere, and there we were.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)04:00 No.16234197
    I wonder why. Was it the smugness, or your unique taste in ponytails, long coats and hats?
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)04:00 No.16234199
    Funny. I've been bros with my bro for several years now, but we never actually met in person. We've talked on messengers, on the phone, voice communicators, with cams a few times, but we never got to meet, even after all the shit we helped each other go through.

    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)04:02 No.16234203
    You saying ponytails, long coats and hats aren't cool? Because they are.

    Just not at the same time, most of the time. Not in reality.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)04:03 No.16234209
    >>>Be 13
    >>>Sitting in english class
    >>>Dude sitting behind me was talking to his friend
    >>>He asks his friend if he knows morrowind
    >>>I turn around and 'exclaim I love morrowind!'
    >>>He just looks at me weird and says 'thats cool man'
    >>>so i say i have game of the year edition
    >>>Been Bros ever since
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)04:04 No.16234211
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    my bro amongst bros sadly did not make it through the bromageddon...I had to make new bros...yet every time i see super Bro or something that reminds me of him...well pic related

    but currently i have three bros, bro #1 is a fat fuck, but he is probably the loyalist friend one could have, we first met over D&D i saw his space marine army, i showed him a pic of my IG army and we became bros, which is funny seeing as how most of the time it seems like were arguing to everyone but were really debating (heated debating)

    bro 2 was a common friend of Bro 1 and hes the local animu and mango guy, everyone likes bro 2 even the super jocks, much to the amazement to everyone

    bro 3 is a lanky long haired fuck that invited me to D&D with #1 and 2 and the rest was history
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)04:04 No.16234214
    They're okay on ponies, fictional characters and the 1950s respectively. Otherwise they make you look like a douchefag.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)04:08 No.16234229
    >>sitting in class doing making random 3D models on Softimage
    >>notice what they guy behind me is making
    >>"Is...is that an Ork Shoota?"
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)04:09 No.16234232
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    >Playing in the back field of my family home when I'm like 10
    >Swinging curved tree branch with blue painter's tape handle (my katana)
    >Suddenly, out of absolutely nowhere, a huge-ass arrow imbeds itself in the grass a few feet from me
    >Freak out, run in circles waving stick, searching for danger
    >Notice grinning dude standing on the roof of his house, scratchbuilt bow made of a stick and fishing wire aimed at me

    He was pretty cool. Ben was his name, I think. He and his brother and some of my other friends would get together with stick swords, spears, axes, bows, etc, and just wail on each other. He showed us how to make (crappy) bows using regular wood pressed down by the weight of a wooden bench and got us all into archery.

    Things got less cool the next year, after he told a neighbor that the actual aluminum arrow he had shot from a shiny new compound bow that landed in the neighbor's pool had actually come from me. Ironic twist, I wasn't home at the time because I was at archery practice! Oh, and then he set a fire in the men's room at school and tried to burn the campus down. Yeah.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)04:10 No.16234235
    Longcoat and hat on a pony? Madness.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)04:10 No.16234240
    This... this is amazing... I bet the teacher and class thought you both were fatalistic downers, though
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)04:11 No.16234245
    Flying home from Las Vegas, in terminal.
    See a dude with an "In the emperor's name let none survive" wallpaper who's watching Kaiji.
    Me: "Man the boarding is taking a long time. Kuyashii."
    Bro: "He hates it!"
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)04:13 No.16234250
    >been spraying my new baneblade
    >walking around in college
    >guy turns his head and says I smell like black coating
    >he asks what I play
    >imperial guard
    >he does to
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)04:53 No.16234497
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    >Probably... two years ago?
    >Awkward friend with aspergers invites me to go to a local skating party at a place called Skate World
    >Show up, "Hey man, how are you," etc
    >"Hey Anon, have you met my other friend Blank?"
    >Blank is just sitting at a table by himself waiting for Awkward to return
    >I sit down and try to engage him in conversation, since nobody did that for me when I needed friends
    >"So what'd'you do for fun?"
    >"Video games."
    >Oh yeah? What kind?"
    >"Oh, Starcraft, Dawn of War II, Xenos-"
    >"DAWN OF WAR?! You play Warhammer!"

    Dude had heard of tabletop gaming before and knew that DoW2 was based on a franchise from it, plus he had played Attacktix as a kid (he showed me how to play later. Simplistic but actually quite fun) so he was more than willing to try out 40k. A couple years later he and I are pretty good friends and up until he moved a few months ago hung out all the time. Pic related, it's the gaming group I started. L-R Me, Best-bro, Blank, Hyper. Camera is being held by Hyper's sister, who briefly dated Blank after they met at a Warhammer game Best-bro hosted.

    Come to think of it, he just texted me tonight to say he's going to buy another 1,300 points of Tyranids on eBay.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)04:58 No.16234519
    Middle school.

    Him: Hey guys anyone want my Game Boy Advance? $20.


    I still have that Game Boy, even though he's in the Marines now. Never giving that thing up. Arctic Blue old-school GBA. I've replaced the battery cover and the screen cover, but otherwise it's unchanged from the original.
    >> Ekoi !PpcsYfrVrw 09/09/11(Fri)04:59 No.16234523
    >Met bro 1 in 2nd grade. No relocation on how our relationship started. We found Dawn of War after leaving the Warcraft 3 battlenet due to AIDS, and eventually decided to try the tabletop it's based on. Still Bros today, and we still enjoy 40k after over two years of tabletoping it.

    >Met bro 2 in 6th grade after going to private school. He brings in some printed-out sprite comics he made with Sonic recolors. He gets me into spriting, though he kinda quits recognizable art in late middle school due to drugs/booze. At that same week I pick up the pixelbrush I begin to explore forums... (Still bros today, but it's a bit shakey a bit)

    >Bro 3 via forum, though we don't achieve bro status for a good some years.

    >Bro 4 via different forum, introduces me to a wide range of ska. We do the sprite comic thing as a team for a while. I don't see him online much these days...

    >Bro 5 via the same forum as 4, though a similar situation to 3. Eventually started playing privateserver WoW with him and some of his bros, who became sub-Bros. We decided to have a road trip last year and met up in meatspace, and ended it with a sweet lanparty. Actually just got home from this year's trip a few days ago.

    >Bro 6 was someone I had known for a while on a forum and suddenly one day we hit it off and I can't even remember how. We quickly become known for our tag-team shenanigans on said forum.

    >Then there's a ton of people on forums I've met who can be considered bros due to the tight-nit communities, though we're more like one big happy dysfunctional family.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)05:01 No.16234536
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    Professor: So, what TV shows do you watch?
    Me: Yuru Yuri. None of you have heard of it.
    Girl: Oh, I watch that!
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)05:04 No.16234550
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    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)05:08 No.16234581
    Met her in elementary school. She was antisocial and bit me right off the bat. Took forever to whip her into shape as a true bro.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)05:09 No.16234586
    Kids tend to do that to skeevy old men kidnapping them from elementary schools.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)05:11 No.16234603
    Oh you!
    >> Neo Odin 09/09/11(Fri)05:21 No.16234660
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    Sitting in a lounge at college. 5-6 other people in the room, just chatting. No one really knows anyone else.

    Bro: "Can anyone here imagine a horse in a codpiece!?"


    Me, with the hyper sensitive visual imagination: "Goddamnit..."

    Bro: "WE HAVE A WINNER!"

    And it got better from there.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)05:25 No.16234684
    Me too, broseph. I mean, I never met any friends because of them, but I wore the hell out of them. I still have most of mine from middle school in the back of my closet. Let me tell you, two of the biggest disappointments in my life up to that point were finding out Battletech CCG cards stopped being made in 1996 and that dragon shirts were no longer being sold, like, anywhere
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)05:28 No.16234699
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    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)05:40 No.16234776
    The lounge at my school rarely has anyone who's not a super anime, comic, vidya, or /tg/ nerd come into it. There's constantly games of Magic going on. We also started playing this game called Bang recently. Some of the people there are sort of autismal, but for the most part, everyone is friendly and/or cool.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)05:40 No.16234778
    Like 7 years ago, he picked up deus ex and unreal tournament in the vidyastore.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)06:04 No.16234893
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    >Where did that come from, anyway? Did somebody run a "lets play" of Oregon Trail or something?
    Not the guy you asked, but I'm curious too. Pretty sure pic related is by the same artist
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)06:06 No.16234903
    me: "nice sword collection dude"

    bro: "thats nothing, you should see my smithy - I make far better ones myself"

    >instant bromance

    gotta love the state of virginia
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)06:19 No.16234988
    >First time shooting with dad
    >doing ok
    >little kid my age comes up and talks to me
    "oh wow its your first time? .22s are great huh?"
    >Dad and his dad spark up a good long term friendship
    >spend most of my life with this dude
    "hey check out this thing called warhammer"
    and so it began
    we go to the range and hes the DM of my group.
    Finding players who aren't unsettled by playing in his reloading room where he keeps all his gun safes is a pain..stupid liberals
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)06:25 No.16235022
    What did he do there? Tell me!
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)06:26 No.16235024
    Liberal here. Guns don't make me nervous, and the statistics say that crime goes down everywhere concealed carry is legalized. If some asshat is determined to shoot a place up, he'll find a way, law be damned.

    There's plenty of liberals like me that are all about personal freedoms - we just feel that the whole reason the government exists is to protect its populace, and "protection" means a fuckload more than keeping foreign armies at bay. Education, health care, regulation of businesses that would otherwise mercilessly exploit the workforce and sell products to consumers without any concern for the health or wellbeing of those consumers... these are all every bit as important to a liberal as not waking up to find a foreign army occupying the neighborhood.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)06:27 No.16235032
    I like you.
    You can come shoot my SVT if your even in vermont
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)06:28 No.16235042
    >be 3rd grade, and im a alpha jock or whatever it is at that age
    >always picked in the first 3 or 4 for sports during recess
    >couldnt play that day because some kid chipped a tooth yesterday while playing
    >see Bro #1 and Bro #2 in sandbox playing eith digimon and pokemon firgures

    me: "Hey is that pokemon and digimon?"
    Bros: "Yea wanna play?"

    >hang out in sandbox with them for the remaining years we had recess everyday
    >hung out in middle school and high school, got classes together and learned D&D together

    We're now 20, all of us go to different colleges in our state, yet we STILL get together whenever we can to hang and roleplay with some other friends we made through high school
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)06:31 No.16235060
    Nope, sorry. Illinois.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)06:34 No.16235080

    Speaking of Vermont, it has the laxest gun regulation and is the most liberal state in the union.

    Fancy that.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)06:35 No.16235096
    Hey you, are you near Arlington Heights?
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)06:37 No.16235110
    Also some of the lowest crime and its right next to New york. Also i haven't seen a black guy in 10 years...
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)06:39 No.16235124
    Not technically /tg/ related at the meeting, but we play a lot of /tg/ related stuff now.

    >on bus, freshman year of highschool
    >I'm playing my GBA, he's reading a manga
    >Him: "What are you playing?"
    >Me: "Boktai. What are you reading?"
    >Him: "Ragnarok."
    >Both: "Cool."

    From there we just sort of hit it off, I guess. Started talking about games and anime/manga, found out he played MTG, and then we started hanging out and suddenly became the best bros ever.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)06:40 No.16235129
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    Me: I fucked the shit out of her


    Me: watcha gonna do faggot?

    I was quite an asshole 12 years ago
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)06:41 No.16235137
    Ish. I have to drive through part of Arlington Heights to get to Games Plus. I play Magic there on Tuesdays occasionally.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)06:41 No.16235141
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    Me: "You're using Iron Tager? I haven't really seen anybody use him well before."

    Ten games later, we're best buds but I still wake up in a cold sweat after hearing "GENESIC EMERALD TAGER BUSTER!" in a dream.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)06:44 No.16235164
    Oh interesting. I'm about 30-45 minutes away from Games Plus. I'm near Elmhurst. I've been thinking of going to Games Plus to play 40k but I don't get out much and the Games Workshop near Oak Brook seems like the better place to go for 40k.

    I'm glad to see that there are some people around that area here though. I always feel like I never meet anyone online close to me.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)06:47 No.16235184
    Me: Hey, wake up, the teacher is calling on you.

    Repeat almost every day for 2 weeks. Eventually...

    Him: Hey, thanks for always waking me up. Want to grab lunch?
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)06:48 No.16235188
    "What game is that"
    Honestly, wouldn't have even said hi normally, but was buzzed at the time. Glad I did.
    Social lubricant for the win, as we're aspie bros 4 life.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)06:49 No.16235190
    N yoron
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)06:50 No.16235194
    Honestly, if you're looking to meet other gamers, Games Plus is the store to go to... though you may want to pick up some other games as well. If nothing else, GP's bulletin board is quite active and their selection of games is borderline absurd. Also, their Autumn Auction is coming up.

    You also might want to hang out a bit at College of DuPage. HUGE gamer population there. Used to be the same story at Harper, but the fuckin' LARPers ruined all that.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)06:50 No.16235198
    Space Jamaican and Judge Foreboding.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)06:51 No.16235201
    >Hey, you mind helping me with this assignment?
    >Sure, what exactly are you having trouble with.
    Wow, that was exciting. Met in German class in high school.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)06:56 No.16235234
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    Hell yeah. You, sir, are a beacon to even-headed politically-minded folk errywhurr. I'm sick of liberal asshats painting all conservatives as theist extremist gun-loving hypocrite elitist capitalists or fuckwit hicks following in their tread, or conservative asshats painting liberals as godless hedonists who want to go all Hitler on everyone and take away all your money, guns and constitutional rights, or the mindless jumpsuit-wearing drones that follow in THEIR tread.

    These people exist. Too many of them. But they aren't the whole political spectrum, nor as ubiquitous as people on either side thinks. Big government, small government, both are valid. Capitalism or socialism, either can work. Representative or absolute governments, sure. Elected or monarchial? Both are just fine. Hell, you can mix these things up at times. And in fact that's a great idea, because single-system governments, while good on paper, tend to fail. Horribly. Which is where, say, social democracy, or constitutional monarchies come in.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)06:57 No.16235241
    I didn't.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)06:57 No.16235242
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    And, god damn if I don't love weaponry of all sorts. For protection, recreation, or simply collection as bits of humanities' bloody, stumbling history. If someone wants to own a weapon, more power to them. If they're not comfortable with a tool made expressly for killing, that's alright, too. But people so irrationally scared of firearms who think that outright banning them is the way to go, despite the nature of the black market and determined crazies, get right under my skin. They can go eat a bag of dicks.

    Left, right, and various other gunbros, unite up in this motherfucker?
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)07:00 No.16235248
    But... why should the whackjobs get all the dicks?
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)07:01 No.16235254
    >Teacher: When I call your name raise your hand and tell me what you liked to be called.
    >When it comes to me: Yeah, but you can call me God.
    >Bro after class: So God, should I go out and have a son just so you can tell me to kill him.
    >Me: Nah, lets throw some rocks at whores instead.
    >Bro: Awesome!
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)07:02 No.16235255
    Probably because they'll be most likely unwilling to eat the dicks. And unless they're repressed rape-guro-vore fetishists, I don't think they'll enjoy the consuming of seperated penises in large volume from a sack. Ja?
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)07:07 No.16235280
    >As 10 or so at school. People start getting into warhammer 40k.
    >ULTARMARHEENS everywhere.
    >Have infantry based guard army painted up WW2 german style.
    >"Hey guy, that looks like nazis from ww2"
    >*sit in convo about tanks/guns from ww2 for most of one lunch*
    >invited to his house, has loads of history books on ww2 [kiddies first history, with tanks cross sectioned and shit].
    >Bros for life.

    Also got taken to bovington tank museum that summer, which was fucking mind blowing as a kid.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)07:13 No.16235305
    At the time, I was extremely active in two of my community college's "nerd clubs". I was president of both of 'em (one for one year, the other on the next). During that time, I met a LOT of people, and meeting any new person wasn't the sort of thing that stood out in my memory.

    Which kinda pisses me off, because I have six bros that I have no recollection of meeting, yet all of them are awesome as hell. One of them is a GM so awesome he made Scion playable. Another is Manly as Fuck and knows good booze. A third has the most delightful tendency to riff on puns. The fourth guy is so nice I have no idea why he puts up with any of us. Guy number five is the kind of guy that could play a Kender properly but knows not to - he also knows how to play a halfling to be just-this-side of "dude, I'm going to punch you in the dick" on the Kender spectrum, and he's awesome for it. The sixth I met in high school (though again, I can't exactly remember how... shared lunch period, I think) - he was the guy that got me into D&D, the guy that bought me my first DMG, the guy that first showed me how to paint a mini, and the guy that took me to the FLGS I now regularly go to for the first time.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)07:13 No.16235307
    You lucky bastard. I, personally, want to go to Kubinka. The largest tank ever produced resides there, don't'cha'know. But I cannot into Russia for various reasons.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)07:15 No.16235316
    I met my bro freshman year of college. Before I had left for college, I had been trapping it up daily. My hair was long and styled and I took care of my nails and body hair regularly, so I was incredibly nervous about having to share a room with another guy.

    I quickly memorized his class schedule and when he would leave at night for activities. So I'd plan to dress up when he left. One day though, I was all done up, clothes, make up and all, and he came back early. He saw me sitting there and all I could do was stare blankly in shock.

    He immediately burst out laughing and couldn't stop for nearly a minute. I was on the verge of tears from being so embarrassed. I thought for sure he would mock me the rest of the year and tell everyone he knew.

    But he calmed down and apologized for laughing at me. He said he was just really surprised to see me like that. He said he couldn't care less if I dressed up like a girl or not, just that I shouldn't try to suck his dick in his sleep.

    At first I was too scared to do it around him, but eventually I was tired of hiding it so I just did it anyway. After a few days of seeing me like that he looked up from his homework, smiled at me and told me that I seemed happier that way. I can't tell you how nice that was to hear.

    A few more weeks went by and we started to talk more, and began to play some video games together. I even got him to come to a few DnD games with me, though he never really cared for it. I think seeing me so open about myself must have triggered something in him, because he was really open with me, and admitted to never telling anyone else those things. We grew really close. He even let me hold him after his dog died.

    We're still friends, but we don't see each other all that often. Our life styles are too different, and the circles we hang out in are too different. But every now and then we get together, drink, enjoy each others company, and vent. He's a total bro.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)07:35 No.16235398
    >about 2 years ago
    >sitting in the common room for my dorm building drawing a comic page for my webcomic
    >guy walks by and asks what I am drawing
    >mention it's a comic
    >he asks to see
    >he gets super excited because he recognizes my comic and tells me how loves it and how he thought I would be so much different
    >we start talking about comics and our interests and all the things we do on the internet
    >ask him if he'd like to go get some lunch with me and we continued to hit it off

    We're living together now with another bro of ours and it's been awesome.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)07:38 No.16235413
    This thread makes me sad, all my Bros have gotten girlfriends and don't have time for me anymore.

    Even my fembros .
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)07:47 No.16235463
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    Have this

    First time I met my bro was by throwing a book at him.
    I used to be such a dick
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)07:51 No.16235495
    My bro and I have grown apart over the years sadly :(
    We both want to get back into roleplaying, but no one have time any longer and it took like 1 month to get 1 reply on the largest communities in the country for roleplaying -_- so sad.

    I could find people willing to pay for me to defecate on their chest within a day, but it's almost impossible to find someone who wants to have fun rolling dice and having pretend adventures.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)07:53 No.16235505
    >Dick: Hey we're gonna hang out with my girlfriend and work on that project
    >Me: Okay.
    Days Later the guy drops me off at his girlfriends' house.
    >Dick: Dude I gotta go see my psychiatrist, you two just chill here.
    >Me: Uhhhhh.... Wut.
    >Fembro: Okay, see you soon.
    A bit later, but before the guy came back.
    >Surfing the nets.
    >Fembro: Is that [insert funny thing here]?
    >Me: Yeah?
    >Fembro: Awesome.
    Dated her a bit off and on, nothing ever really panned out though.

    Bros4Life still.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)08:06 No.16235598
    >First day of class:
    >Talking with dude next to me
    >"So I was playing Legacy of Kain..."
    >Girl-bro in front of me turns
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)08:14 No.16235657
    >lazy fatass in freshman PE, despite being a sophomore
    >skinny weird kid sitting near me. Acquaintance level, no more.
    >He sends me to totse, a now defunct online version of the anarchist cookbook, pretty much.
    >bring him printed off pages of how to make explosives, as his internet isn't working at home.

    bros for life, yo.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)08:42 No.16235868
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    Oh, hey there bro. Glad you posted so I didn't have to. You missed some good HoN last night
    >> Nephanim 09/09/11(Fri)08:50 No.16235930
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    Back in yonder year 2000!

    >Kinda wanted to get back into MtG, but LGS guys were a pile of salesmen and dicks.
    >Go to Student Commons hearing that there's a card playing group there.
    >"So, I hear there's those who like to play-"
    >Goddammit, round the corner anyway.
    >Twelve doods, mostly geeky white guys playing.
    >Some of them have Battletech patches on their backpacks.

    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)08:55 No.16235968
    M-Bro: He kicked me, I kicked back.
    We started off as enemies.

    F-Bro: First day at a new school, don't know anyone, sitting next to this girl in class. I made some stupid joke just to break the ice, she laughed.
    >Holy Crap!? Someone finds me funny?!
    >> CĂș Chulainn 09/09/11(Fri)09:10 No.16236090

    Second Gen came out when I was in fourth or fifth grade. I don't remember which.

    Anyway, my bro-story goes something like this:

    Him (Trying to find my roommate for the fifth time that week, knocks on my door): Hey is [roommate] here?
    Me (tired of answering this question): No.
    Him: Fuck it, I'll talk to you then.
    We talked about random shit for a half-hour and eventually became better friends than me and my roommate and him and roommate. Poor roommate.

    Sadly the only thing remotely /tg/ that he enjoys is watching me play Oblivion.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)09:20 No.16236189
    >7th grade, still adjusting to new school/social structure
    >Slowly figuring out who my fellow geeks are, we're starting to group up
    >Lunchtime, geeks are sitting right next to the Wannabe Mexican Gangsta's
    >Plop myself on the only remaining seat
    >Promptly told that seat is being held for one of the Gangsta kids and threatened
    >Deliver the single best comeback of my entire life (wish I could remember it, even the gangsta kids were laughing)
    >Bro next to me starts talking, find out he also doesn't have any real friends here and we have the same history teacher.
    >Head to history room after lunch for study hall. He tells me about this crazy new thing called Warhammer 40K (Technically it was 2nd Ed, but it was new to us)
    >Keep in touch and hang out nearly every weekend, even after going to different schools in different towns.
    >Decade and a half later, I'm going to be the Best Man at his wedding.

    Seriously, he's more family to me than most of my actual blood relatives.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)09:32 No.16236288
    Bro 1
    >Meet chick in class, hit it off, but not fembro level
    >Chick says, "You should meet my boyfriend."
    >Me: "Okay"
    > Dude turns out to be bitchlike, but funny.
    >One day, he calls me after school, "Chick is busy and I'm bored. Wanna hang out?"
    >Me: "Sure."
    >We drive around town and spend the rest of the day playing Halo deathmatch at my house.
    >Two weeks later, chick calls me, "Give my boyfriend back."
    >Me: "No."
    >Bros for life. Eventually find out that we're cousins and end up in the same college. Bro is still with chick, and she still complains that we hang out too much.

    Bro 2
    >Move into the dorms freshman year.
    >Hear people playing Smash Bros. down the hall.
    >Join in, and we all get trashed by this one tall black dude.
    >Later, I see him hanging out in the common room, and I say, "Hey, you wanna grab lunch? The government gives me all these meal plans for being a worthless cripple, and I can't spend them all."
    >Him: "Okay."
    >We start eating lunch together all the time, find out he likes Doctor Who, Edgar Allen Poe, and the vidya.
    >One day, I'm playing Deus Ex on my comp.
    >Him: "What's this?"
    >I induct him into the PC gaming master race and we become Bros4life

    Bro 3
    >Talking to friend after class. Short dude walks over and joins in, my friend seems to know him. Short dude is wearing a polo that shows way too much chest hair.
    >I am disgusted.
    >Later meet him at parties and we get into arguments about giant robots and Star Trek or some shit.
    >Turns out to be a cool guy who doesn't wear polos that much.
    >He gets me a job, and now we spend our shifts constantly arguing and finding new ways to get shit done lazily.
    >Still bros to this day, and he got me into playing Blood Bowl.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)10:38 No.16236721
    >Magic: The Gathering
    >Battle Cattle
    >Talkan about motherfucking Megaman 7

    Ian, I know you don't browse /tg/, but I hope you know what a fucking awesome dude you are.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)10:43 No.16236761
    >Sitting in college lecture on Immanuel Kant
    >Forgot to turn off phone
    >Rings... Embarassed
    >Professor: "Was that the Doctor Who theme ringtone? See me after class."
    >After Class: "That's pretty badass, (eventually) do you play 40k?"
    >Bros henceforth
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 09/09/11(Fri)10:43 No.16236762
    >Me: Hey have you heard about that game and this game and hey what's EGS?
    >Him: Uh...

    Six years later, we're best friends. God I was insufferable back then.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)10:51 No.16236808
    /tg/, you are giving a lonely freshman hope

    also might as well post something:
    >have to do project as a freshman in high school
    >board game
    >i had mage knights as a kid, offer to use them as pieces
    >carrying mage knights around school all day
    >leave box slightly open during latin class

    ... and four years later we're still playan d&d and mtg whenever we're all home for breaks
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)10:52 No.16236813
    >University Anime Club

    ...yup thats about it.
    >> zeeanon 09/09/11(Fri)10:57 No.16236855
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    Best. Professor. Ever.
    Got one of my own to share.
    >Sitting in bottom floor of dorm, repainting my sphess mehreenz from ultrasmurf to Crimson Brofists.
    >Wing Manager/upper classman walks past.
    >Nice, 40k. Wait, are those C-Fists?
    >Hell yeah mother fucker.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)11:09 No.16236937
    >Depressed after GF left me
    >Volunteering with uni tech crew, one of the only things that gets me out of bed in the afternoon
    >Fembro is friend of Stage Manager, present on sidelines
    >Make reference. Fembro gets it
    >Swap email addresses, invite her to uni Sci-Fi society

    7 years, two RP campaigns, several assassinations, my wedding (not to her), a load of Conventions and roughly 10^6 units of alcohol later, have since forged our nakama, the two of us plus some other bros.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)11:12 No.16236952
    Do any of you attend Ball State university?
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)11:12 No.16236956
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    Desecrating ultramarine with heresy red.
    Step up.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)11:15 No.16236974
    I think it was for Crafts when I was about 13. The teacher was going on about "derp, cloths this and needles that" and some dude asked about making their own clothes if that was allowed. Little did I know about LARPing, but the dude introduced me to Magic and roleplaying and I thought it was fun as hell. Even made my own black regenerate deck. Thankfully I managed to dodge the LARP-bullet. Tried once, and never again.

    We don't see each other much now though, since we've both moved, but I can honestly say that he was my best friend.
    >> Pharamualpha !!PIkGeQ80O8N 09/09/11(Fri)11:18 No.16236991
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    Guy1: That place is okay if you like stoners.

    Me: But I do!

    Bro: In that case...
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)11:23 No.16237024
    Yeah he's pretty cool. Even since graduating I still go out and have drinks at least once a week with him and meet up to get 40k on. Total bro.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)11:24 No.16237031
    >Second day at Uni
    Eating lunch on the lawn.
    >See guy flailing his arms around and yelling. Think he's an utter cock.
    >Dude walks up to me and asks if I know anything about computers.
    "Yeah, why?"
    >Can you please tell this idiot over here that using Linux does NOT mean you've broken your computer?

    Bros ever since. Turns out the guy is hilariously awesome and a total ass in MtG. Meh, everyone has their faults.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)11:26 No.16237047
    >Be a bully victim in grade school (baww baww)
    >finally snap and hit one of the bullies with a plank

    It was a weird conception of friendship, but by god is it a glorious one.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)11:31 No.16237077
    >going to a bar with friend
    >theres a guy who need a ride, can you help him?
    >yeah why not
    >in thje car we talk even though its obviuous we have nothing to say because we dont want to create " awkward silent moments"
    >At the bar we get drink and start to talk: "hey, do you hate those "awkward silent moment" and talk even though you have nothing to say
    >We ride back home in silence
    >Bro ever since
    >> Blackheart !!d+z47tvchVl 09/09/11(Fri)11:33 No.16237087
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    >Soaking out in the rain, big rain, like torrent, waiting for bus in the bus stop after school, sixth grade

    Me: ...So, I hope you can swim.
    Him: Snrk, how so?
    Me: I can't and if this goes on any longer I'm going to be needing some saving here.
    Him: Don't worry, I'm not the kind that lets people drown... In the middle of the street.
    Me: Hah, my name is XY whats yours?
    Him: ZS, though I know yours already.
    Me: Huh... Am I famous or what?
    Him: Actually, you're the shortest sixth grader in school.
    Me: ...There goes my self confidence for the next 10 years.
    Him: Haha, want to come over to play some PS1? I live like half a street from you.
    Me: Sure!

    Hilariously, he was like 2 meters high even back then. 10 years gone by since then. I got over my shorty complex. And corrupted him with a love for 40K. He is a seriously obsessed SMfag now.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)11:35 No.16237103
    If Anon is still here, was his name Joe Hardin?
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)11:38 No.16237129
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    >9th year anime club
    >Cosplay day
    >Dressed as a Space pirate because fuck you
    >Dude walks up to me, taps me on the shoulder
    >Turn around
    >Asks me "Are you a Space Pirate?"
    >Nod, respond with "Yes."

    Bros for life.

    >At local game shop
    >Playing Magic
    >Play B/G/W dredge/reanimator because fuck you
    >New kid sits down across table from me
    >Game? Game.
    >He plays B/G/W as well
    >Beat his ass
    >You're pretty good at this. Can I get your number so we can hang out sometime?

    Bros for life.

    >1st year of Uni
    >Meet room-mate
    >You're an asshole, room-mate
    >You too, anon
    >Lol about it later that night

    Bros for life.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)11:41 No.16237154
    >Bad mitten in High School PE.

    >Me: Bad mitten, huh.
    >Bro-To-Be: Yep.

    >We look at each other, then to our two opponents across the net.

    >Together: We'll crush them.

    Though, my girlfriend dumped me the day he came back from serving an LDS mission and they got married three months later. Pissed at the time, but whatever, they're cool people.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)11:41 No.16237157
    >stabs with a pair of compass' because I'm new to the school and don't have any friends


    >See's lonely me not doing anything, having no mates after an exam.
    >Invites me to come to the chip shop with him.


    >Join American Football Team
    >Bros for life. Bros everywhere
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)11:44 No.16237176
    That means they were seeing each other behind your back. Definitely the opposite pf "cool people."
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)11:44 No.16237183
    Early teens, an arts&crafts club
    Me: Loudmouthed clownish geeky dude
    Him: Silent introverted geeky dude
    Me: Liked to annoy him
    Him: Started to retaliate and try to annoy me
    That soon turned into me and him annoying everyone else together.

    My other bro is my cousin whom I've known since she was 3.
    Actually, being relatives is probably the only way for a dude to have a hot and geeky chick as a friend/bro, with no regrets whatsoever :)
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)11:47 No.16237201

    Neither one of 'em were capable of that at the time. He was two states away and we spent every day together. We had our problems, yeah, and that's what drove us apart, but her timing sure sucked.

    Besides, I know both of them well enough that I know they wouldn't do that, even if they had the opportunity.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)11:48 No.16237204
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)11:50 No.16237223
    Back in Middle School

    Him with arm in cast: Can you retie my shoe for me, it got to loose

    Me: Ok
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)11:52 No.16237231

    National Service.

    Got drunk for the first time, and we ended up in a fight with another group of guys. He stopped a guy with a chair from pummeling me when I was down, and I repaid the favor by helping him get out of there before the cops arrived.

    I really can't believe some of the crazy shit I pulled less than two years ago, seriously.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)11:52 No.16237235
    "Anybody in this forum from country X?"
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)11:53 No.16237244
    This thread just makes me remember I lost all the true bros I've had.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)11:55 No.16237251
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    I have two bros in my life.
    Bro 1:
    >At summer school
    >talking with girl I know from school
    >meet cool goth girl
    >she's crazy, stabs me with a pencil
    >this is just the kind of thing my teenage self desired at the time, because I was a tryhard edgy blooming metalhead
    >meet her boyfriend
    >we click on just some level
    >much time is spent together, by the end of summer school I'm asking the girl if her boyfriend is picking her up
    >get invited to his D&D game a year later
    >stay in his D&D games, run stuff with him
    >watch movies, go to club nights together
    >are now joking about sexual encounters between us
    >don't know if it's creating sexual tension between us
    >honestly would probably go with it if it ever happened
    >he's in the army now, I constantly feel like I'm less mature than him, due to my unemployment streaks

    another bro
    >World of Warcraft: Vanilla
    >Western Plaguelands
    >playing a Human Paladin
    >I'm swamped by undead, about to die, it looks like. I activate my bubble, heal and seal with light, hunkering down for a long fight.
    >In a moment truly blessed by fate, a lone rider came for me that day.
    >He was clad in red and gold and black robes, and carried a large, two handed sword.
    >He rode upon a blue and golden barded horse, with spikes along the plated mane.
    >He lept from his horse, into a dive to sweep his great blade into the largest of the Undead, cutting it twain.
    >Releasing holy powers beyond mine, he burned and cut and smashed and broke the undead, including a great lich.
    >He turned to me and said "I understand your sense of duty, but this is not your day of vainglory"
    >four years later
    >he's getting married soon, and I'm to be the best man
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)11:55 No.16237252

    > National Service

    You're singaporean? Oh god, every time you get the freshly-discharged NSmen, there is *always* a fight. Always.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)12:03 No.16237302
    Identical twin = automatic brohood
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)12:05 No.16237310
    A bunch of us hanging out, playing DnD. Kid I just met earlier that day turns to me.

    HIM: Hey man, I know this great game that i think you'd like. Ever hear of Warhammer 40k?

    ME: (SERIOUS FACE) I have a 1000-point Tyranid army in my room. You?

    HIM: Space wolves.

    We bust out of the suite to our respective rooms, grab our armies, and play Warhammer gloriously the rest of the year.

    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)12:06 No.16237323
    My bro is my actual bro. He was watching me painting models one day and asked if I'd get him some Orks. It's been only uphill from there, he's a better painter than me.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)12:08 No.16237335
    Nah, nothing of the sort lol

    Though being bros with a girl has also the additional advantage of getting to know her female friends :)
    (and she gets to meet your male friends, as well)
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)12:08 No.16237342
    you're using > wrong. I had to say something.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)12:10 No.16237352
    I'm a Horde player and back in during Burning Crusade I was a Paladin and I'd ride the Plaguelands and watch for Alliance players in danger and rescue them, asking only that they'd tell their friends "that there can be peace between our people."

    Somewhere down the line in Wrath of the Lich King I eventually founded a guild full of people against the war between the Horde and Alliance and brought peace to most of my server, even though it was PvP. Not RP, either. I just turned it into one.

    Until a war broke out. The Alliance had attacked the neutral party while they were having a meeting near Stormwind. The Horde swung back in full force, and only about half the Alliance participated because the other half was at peace with us and understood why we had to fight these specific people.

    I started the war with a second account. I divided the Alliance, tricked them into not even defending themselves, and we took down every Alliance faction leader with nearly no resistance.

    As we dropped the dwarven king I hopped into the Vent channel for the peace server and simply said "For the Horde," disbanded the guild, and all the Horde members, who knew from the beginning, paraded their war bears through town.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)12:12 No.16237378
    > 7th grade english class
    > gawddamnit sit order change have to pair up with this faggot
    > sit down and say 'kirov reporting'
    > he looks at me: 'helium mix optimal?'
    > spam the next 5 minutes red alert 2 quotes
    > teacher: 'anon and awesome tier bro out of the class now'
    > leave & continue doing it outside the class
    > bros for 7 years
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    >I arrive at party hosted by THAT GUY and filled with strangers who turn out to be awesome.
    >I am wearing waistcoat, cravat, trilby and topcoat (stowed after arrival, obviously)
    >Dude arrives wearing bowler, more casual jeans/waistcoat combo
    >Calculating eye contact.
    >pic related
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)12:14 No.16237394
    Fuck you Jared/Jacob.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)12:15 No.16237401
    Allegedly, I started kicking her out of the womb so I could get out.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)12:17 No.16237405
    Be first day of secondary school, talk to nerdy looking irish kid. We had our ups and downs as all bro's do, but still bro's after 7 years. Have interesting theological chaos related discussions regularly. I dont really do traditional games, I just come here cos you guys are cool.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)12:18 No.16237410
    > first day at new school
    > sit down in theater class. Pull out DMG, start reading.
    > Some douche makes a joke about dungeons.
    > Me: "I raided your mom's dungeon for treasure."
    > Bro: "With your dragon?"
    > Eight years later, we're still playing D&D together.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)12:20 No.16237428
    >Chilling with friend, teacher, and some other people
    >Guy arrives
    >Teacher surprised
    >Guy asks teacher to bless him
    >Teacher says it's an honor
    >Guy: Hey, lemme borrow some of your pupils
    >Me and friend go with Guy
    >Become favorite pupil
    >Bros for life
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)12:21 No.16237437
    I opened a copy of the Battletech 3025 Technical Readout at lunch.

    Me and mah bro were custom-designan, illustratin giant robots before next period. Still have the graph paper pad he used to do it with, bros forever.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)12:22 No.16237441
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    No I didn't.
    Fuckin' HoN.

    Still bros!
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)12:23 No.16237447
    Ends in sex.
    >> BattleTech Lover 09/09/11(Fri)12:25 No.16237455
    >Me: -Deploying my army of Salamanders marines in a rousing FLGS tourney game-

    >Some guy begins criticizing my shade of green.

    >Bro: "Shut up fag."

    >Guy leaves and we become bros after the game, showing each other our models and painting skills, and I even bought him a drink. Cool guy up to this day.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)12:25 No.16237456
    Bro: You're really good at that 3 cup and ball thing
    Me: I hate my life and everyone in it
    Bro: Yeah me too, wanna play yu-gi-ohs?
    Me: I will kick your ass at yu-gi-ohs.

    That ugly cunt would get my kidney.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)12:27 No.16237465
    me: so... you like games?
    bro: yeap. I got an nintendo
    me: favorite game?
    bro: zelda
    me: hm, i think we'll get along
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)12:28 No.16237469
    >After fencing classes on Saturdays, we would go upstairs to the empty chess club and sit at the tables
    >Before long, we start playing D&D every Saturday after class until close.
    >Younger kid comes up one day and asks if he can play with us.
    >We end up as friends, then college roommates, we still play a more than decade-long campaign.
    >Never realized he was one of the annoying kids until he told me the story later.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)12:29 No.16237474
    I shoved a watermelon in his hair.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)12:31 No.16237482
    Bro 1
    >year 7, library dork
    >reading Raymond Feist
    >bro sits down asks, me about it
    >shared love of sword and sorcery epics

    Bro 2
    >orientation camp for highschool
    >making fun of some guy
    >bro 2 joins in
    >time passes, never got to know him
    >year 11
    >he comes up to me 'hey, we made fun of that guy, he and i are starting a GURPS group. want in?'
    >seven years on, go drafting twice a week, then bars afterwards.

    Bro 3
    >year 10, have nosebleed in class
    >guy with bucket of blood from nosebleed
    >'he cares not from where the blood flows!'
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)12:32 No.16237486
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    me: *smiles like an idiot*
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)12:33 No.16237494
    Nah, we got in some trouble with the cops, got busted one night, we thought he was dead... Then one day he shows up, turns out he just stopped by to say 'bye'. Never saw him again ;_;
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)12:34 No.16237498
    7'th grade history teacher: History is something that happened a long time ago.

    Me and future bro: In a galaxy far far away.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)12:37 No.16237522
    "so what happened to your arm?"
    i said that because most of his right arm was burnt in a house fire and i was very blunt at the time so i just asked.
    he was the one who got me started in wargaming
    >> Mayor Jim Suttle !OMAHa/k25s 09/09/11(Fri)12:43 No.16237558
    >freshman year of college
    >go to party at friend's dorm
    >friend: I heard it's impossible to eat a tablespoon of cinnamon
    >me: No way, I can do that
    >bro: Me too!
    >both of us fail misrably
    >friend eventually leaves her own party to go hang out with her boyfriend a city over
    >her roommate and everyone there decide this cannot stand
    >me, bro, and another guy pile into a car, steal a flashing road barricade and a traffic pylon and leave them in friend's room

    That was six years ago. Still bros for life, I'm the best man in his wedding next month and he's already asked me to be the godfather of his kids. Turns out that petty theft and cinnamon are good friendship builders.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)12:49 No.16237593
    >Just got back home from Afghanistan, looking for a place to live
    >Friend recommends a guy who is searching for a roommate
    >Pompous dick, probably autistic, makes me list all my faults to make sure I can be his roomie

    >Later: Bros for life
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)13:22 No.16237839
    Bro 1
    >in martial arts room for aikido practice
    >bro comes in as I'm doing kote-gaeshi
    >stays for demo/practice lesson
    >do more advanced technique, huge breakfall
    >"How'd you do that."
    >"Rolled nat20 on my trip attempt."
    >high fives all around

    Bro 2
    >Sensei's childhood friend
    >met when he came down to play magic
    >sensei has him teach class, I make humming lightsaber noises.
    >Bro 2 joins in.
    >class staring.

    Bro3 (girl)
    >Running Anime Club
    >in Japanese class
    >make announcement about club
    >Half the class shows up
    >"I hope you're not planning on showing Gundam Wing. I like UC better."
    >Years later, pastor at their wedding.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)13:25 No.16237860
    One of my bros has an identical twin which means every fun i get to have with him is automatically x2.

    Seriously, we need to go on a fertility experiment rampage or something. The world needs more twins.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)13:32 No.16237900
    Bro #1 I don't remember how I met him, but it seems like we had been bro's even before we met. He is my "soul bro" if you will.
    Bro #2 Participating in Dr. Who roleplay, disregard annoying "friend"(plebian) find common ground. Forever bros.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)13:40 No.16237958
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    >Twelve year old scouts at a scout camp.
    >Everyone's off doing some event, a few bros and I head back to camp for something.
    >Some random bloke sitting on a bench in camp.
    >"Who the hell're you? Why aren't you out there?"
    >"New scout. Haven't been assigned a patrol yet."
    >"New? Like, you just showed up?"
    >"This is my first camp out, yes."
    >[second bro] "You've got a weird accent. Where are you from?"

    This is all very rough memory, but I think we somehow got talking about vidya games. I found out that he liked Red Alert 2 and Heroes of Might and Magic 3, and we were bros4life from there on.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)13:41 No.16237976
    Well... About 12 years ago my brother invited me out to wonderland. I was whiny, self absorbed, shy and an utter geek.

    Bro basically takes me under his wing, (he was a few years older) and takes me everywhere with him. It was lopsided, but it was the first time I had a friend who gave a damn about me.

    About a year ago my brother split off with his girlfriend of 10 years. Who was best friends with bro's fiance, who forbid Bro from hanging with my family.

    That was it. Haven't heard from him in over a year now...
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)13:45 No.16238005

    drama class, getting insulted by arrogant jock.

    I start to panic a little, sitting in the middle of a circle of people. Bro tells him to lay off.

    Fast forward a few months and we start hanging out. Apparently my rendition of swan lake in front of 25 odd people told him to take a liking to me. "Anybody with enough balls to do that is probably fun to talk to"

    He literally threw me bodily into the room containing my current girlfriend when I was too shy to ask her out. Going on 5 years now.

    He also started me on rollplaying games and dungeons and dragons. He was a pretty terribad DM but I still remember those games fondly.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)13:46 No.16238017
    Couple of guys from college:

    >Taking sculpture class
    >Bro makes big PVC sculpture of the Kabbalah Tree of Life that pisses when hooked up to a hose.
    >Not one other person in the class knows what it is.
    >I come up to him afterwards
    >I see wat you did ther
    >Bro is into mythology and plays D&D

    Second College buddy:
    >In metal shop working on welds
    >tall read haired freak not taking metal sculpture shows up
    >Where you from?
    >Oh shit! That's pretty nerdy, you play D&D
    >Fuck yeah I do!
    >Proceed to have nerd-off which I win by busting out the entirety of Weird Al's White and Nerdy off the top of my head.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)13:55 No.16238086
    Other Bros:

    >Be in 3rd grade
    >Be in GATE
    >Taiwanese kid's mom brings him home cooked meals at lunch time.
    >Dude that smells awesome
    >Is that a GURPS book?

    >Friend moves to college in Irvine
    >Roommate plays Mekton Z and Macross/Robotech
    >Introduces us both to Battlelords
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)13:59 No.16238122
    Bumpan and rebumpan

    Bro is at same highschool, a year up from me
    Srsmode demi-vamp thing going on
    Meet bro #3 in math C
    Do nothing except land-shark and ice-shark and bludge

    Later bro #3's brother goes to movie
    takes best bro and bro #3
    Sing barbie girl - aqua
    details forgotten
    Best boi band/geek rock hiphop quadrio made

    Years later Girl #369 is into best bro
    Brings me along to hang out with him
    finds he's taken, sleeps with me instead
    Best bro and me, rocking out, forever
    GF and his GF, rocking the dressess forever
    bro #3 and bro#3's bro still awesomemode close

    Life confirmed for awesome.

    In other news., bro#3, bro#3's bro, bestbro and I are currently touring our local cuty as teh #1 geek rock hip-hop boi band barbarshop quartet. By default, since no one else is game to advertise as a geek rock boi-band hip-hop barbershop quarter. Total gains: a free rum and coke.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)14:06 No.16238183
    Fuck yeah awesome twins. Already posted my best bro story, but here's another one

    >7th grade (again)
    >Spanish class
    >teacher is boring, so I sneak out my book under the desk and read
    >bro after class: "Hey, were you reading Dalamar the Dark?"
    >me: "Hell yeah. Hey, aren't you in my Scout troop?"

    Turns out he had a fraternal twin brother who was also in our troop, and had pretty much exactly the same interests. They and my best bro have been part of an inner circle of bros that I hope to God will never fade away.

    We did have one of our number leave us forever, though. It was a very strange and fucked-up occurrence, and he forswore all contact with us.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)14:20 No.16238310
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    I love this thread so much right now

    >Teacher assigns us pairs for a solar system project in middle school
    >I think I get teamed up with the nicest redneck I've ever met
    >He thinks he gets teamed up with the most annoying kid in the class
    >A few days go by and we make no attempt at progress on it
    >Dawn of the Final Day.jpg, I invite him to my house to get shit done
    >Somehow, we both had the same idea that we shouldn't turn this thing in tomorrow, and that we needed more time
    >We square off to decide who calls in sick the next day
    >I offer to drink something I'm allergic to "fake being sick"
    >My dad doesn't buy it the next morning
    >I arrive congested and red faced, and stare him dead in the eye
    >He receives my telepathic message
    >When the teacher asks us to present our work, I plead that I left it home by mistake in my dreary allergic delirium
    >The nicest redneck pulls out a solar system project made out of Styrofoam and tinker toys from his bag
    >He finished it and scored us B's.
    >Our faces when a decade later we still hang out and do comedy, play video games, and drink and go shooting together.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)14:23 No.16238336
    I'm a super-shit tier bro. I fail to contact friends through laziness and then eventually I refuse to contact them because it's too embarrassing.

    Or then it's not me, because they don't try to contact me either, as far as I know.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)14:27 No.16238367
    My brother does, he showed me this and sent for me to post here and tell you I am not your friend, Scoop

    Fuck off and leave me alone, we played D&D like two times together
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)14:34 No.16238418
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    The only bro I ever had stabbed me in the back. Never found a bro again. Buddies, sure. But no bro, not even real friends.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)14:40 No.16238480
    Can we archive this?

    I feel it has massive value to inspire those who feel isolated and alone.

    I've been there - In the early 90s, surrounded by people who wouldn't know their THAC0 from their Armor Save, praying to the Emperor to meet somebody who's not a hipster or jock, or just anybody who knows what a BBS is.

    I humbly request that we think of this thread as an It Gets Better for neckbeards, and give it a permanent home.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)14:43 No.16238510
    "Don't, man. I'm still on antibiotics because of that one. She ain't even good, just lies there and takes it like a rag."

    Best advice I ever got. Instead I married his sister a couple of years later.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)14:51 No.16238597
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    This is fairly erotic in nature. I am fascinated, yet perturbed.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)14:53 No.16238611
    3rd grade, one kid in class brought his kickass old d&d books

    >Oh man you play D&D too?

    And then it kind of spiralled out of nowhere.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)14:56 No.16238634

    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)14:58 No.16238653
    Meet a guy who is pretty bro
    Whats your name
    Man im never going to remember that
    You're pretty short.
    yeah? what about it.
    I dub thee miniman!

    That was of course paraphrase but bros for life

    oldest friend bring another friend over to hang for a second before they and my bro go to play pool, brother is in the shower, old friend uses the other restroom
    Say's "*withheld* is gonna stand here and look funny, dont mind him''
    I pause my game and look at him
    He doesnt have the balls to look back
    My mom heard old friend come in, wants to chat him up about school, sees *withheld* stares
    10 seconds of no eye contact or talking or moving
    20 seconds
    30 seconds
    then everyone had a fantastic laugh at his expense.
    We werent bros till 5 years later but that is when i met him, now bros for 20 to life.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)15:01 No.16238683
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    >Two weeks later, chick calls me, "Give my boyfriend back."
    >Me: "No."
    The world will look up and scream "Give my boyfriend back, nerd". And I'll look down and whisper...."No."
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)15:03 No.16238703
    >New high school
    >My neighbor drags me out of the library to make friends since I'm new
    Neighbor: Bro, this is Anon. Anon, this is Bro.
    >We spend a moment looking at each other
    >Anon opens his arms
    >We give each other an epic bear hug
    Me and him (simultaneously): I like this guy!

    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)15:03 No.16238704
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    You don't TELL your bros? Oh man, all the time with my bro. Whenever I'm in the mood, I say "Walt. You're just the best fucking guy ever. I love you man." and he laughs. You gotta love your bros, man.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)15:06 No.16238730
    Oh look, an insufferable self-righteous conservative.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)15:07 No.16238737
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    >this thread
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    >implying you too are not caught in a rad bromance
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)15:14 No.16238793
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    No, actually.
    'tis quite lonely in these lands.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)15:29 No.16238898
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    That's too bad. What's your general situation at the moment? If you're in high school, don't worry, it gets so much better out in the wider world. If you're a freshman in college, try doing new things or generally get out and meet people. I guarantee you'll quickly find friends. If you're past freshman year and still haven't found anyone, you should seriously consider transferring to a place with more people like you. If you're out of college and on your own, I dunno what to tell you, except try and find a gathering place of people with similar interests.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)15:33 No.16238932
    College bro story
    >Tall red haired dude walks over
    >Me and a few friends from our automotive classes smoking and talking about how awesome Pathfinder is going to be when it finally comes out
    >"Pathfinder? That sounds like Dungeons and Dragons"
    >"Yeah man, something like that."
    >"Mind if I sit with you guys?"

    To this day, that is the EMT/Mechanic friendship to rule them all.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)15:41 No.16239015
    Yeah, not going to transfer schools just because I lack social interaction.

    Nonetheless, I understand the idea.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)15:50 No.16239108
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    I don't remember how it started, we just kind of found each other during our Freshmen year of high school.

    8 years of Anime, epic Avalon Hill board games, SNES/N64 RPG weekend sessions, Magic: The Gathering, going on random raids to the Mall to gather more anime/videogames/collectibles etc etc.

    Was great, then we parted ways after college. I haven't seen them since.

    Everyone just moved away, I was the only one who stayed in the town I graduated college from. I'd gotten a decent job right out of the door during the start of the American economic collapse...

    Been 6 years.

    Really feels bad, because I have yet to find anyone who I click with at that same frequency. Probably just getting to the point in my life where most people have "grown up" and don't game anymore.

    (28 years old for reference sake)

    God dammit /tg/ all this retrospective thinking about the friends who have come and gone in my life really put a crimp on my Friday style :P
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)16:06 No.16239258
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    I don't make friends very often, keep to myself often, but my bro was new in the neighborhood and would keep stopping by. I didn't like him at first because I just wanted to do things on my own, but always kept showing up so it was only a matter of time before we became friends. We used to do everything together, even sucked each others dicks once; that was weird. Eventually we drifted apart after I trashed his truck during a suicide attempt.

    My other bro I met while trading pokemons, we didn't actually become friends at that point, but it was conversation point some time later when I joined his judo class, been bros ever since; without the dick sucking.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)16:10 No.16239302
    it would appear that you are correct.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)16:10 No.16239304
    Unfortunately, I haven't hung out with too many of my bros as of late because they've either been busy or I've been busy or my lack of a car that's not constantly dying has kept me from getting to them.

    Anyway, here's a story about how I met one of my good bros who moved away but is coming to visit later this month:
    >freshman year of high school
    >terrible at math but get placed into the more advanced algebra
    >kid from the previous algebra class I got transferred out of remembers me and says hey to me randomly at school
    >find out he likes this band called Recover
    >invite him to go to their show for free with me
    >bond over music
    >a year later, he's the second friend I invited over to my house after moving into the city (having lived there for 2 or 3 years at that point)
    >find out more about him and find out that, even though he's got like half of the female population at the school fawning for him, he'd rather chill and play some vidya or jam or read and talk about philosophy
    >senior year
    >try to get D&D group together because we both wanted to get into it
    >couldn't get it together
    >freshman year of college
    >finally managed to get a group together
    >played 8 hours a day, 3 days in a row
    >eventually play once or twice a week for half a year
    >he moves to Seattle to be the King of the Hipsters

    When I found out he was coming back down, I nearly shit myself.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)16:24 No.16239447
    >do you like jesus?
    >I love jesus

    And then we fucked.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)16:28 No.16239484
    Met in a computer science class. He was new, and came in on the second day of class, third day of school. Sat at the station directly across from me. We were working in Excel. He looked confused.

    Me: "Psst. Hey, we're on page ###. Put <number> in field ## and <other number> in field ##, and follow the instructions under <heading>."

    Him: *blink blink* "Oh, thanks."

    We finished the project a little bit after that and sat there, chatting, until class ended. I invited him to sit with our group at lunch. Eleventh grade... that feels like so long ago. It was only six years, though.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)16:42 No.16239603
    >Be age 5
    >Be at big brother's martial arts class
    >Get bored and start playing under the bleachers
    >Pretend it's industrial complex and I'm chasing a bad guy
    >Find another kid under there doing the exact same thing
    >Best bros ever since

    I miss that guy so much =(
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)16:49 No.16239677
    My bro is my wife.

    If you can't say the same and you are married, you married the wrong girl.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)16:54 No.16239717
    6th grade in NYC public school... we both get picked as hall monitors - means we just stand on the stairs and make sure kids are orderly coming back from lunch. He is one half-flight of stairs up from me so we spend it all joking and laughing.

    Bros until 9/11/01. He was a NYC fireman...
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    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)17:03 No.16239787
    My g/f of 5 years is my bro too.
    >Casually mention to girl i'm going over to friends house
    >what are you doing?
    >Alpha Mode: We're playing battlelords, it's like D&D but in the 23rd century.
    >That sounds cool, can come check it out?
    Shit was so cash.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)17:06 No.16239818
    > 2nd grade new kid walks into class
    > he has a scooby doo shirt on
    > instantly become buds, find out he lives down the street
    > allow him to join my gang "the dragons"
    > he and his older bro show me the ways of the nerd, introduces me to Final Fantasy and Warhammer
    > Before elementary school we would play with legos in a sandbox in his back yard, we would be playing final fantasy tactics with them
    > Get into fights all the time we would attack other children who were in different class tracks and who would not be down with "the dragons"
    > He moves way across town in 7th grade, still hang out on weekends, play vidya ( AGE OF WONDERS BIATCH) and warhammer all day long
    > He moves again further away ( his dad was italian and thought he knew the real estate market well) still try to hang out as much as possible.
    > Drift apart, he gets new friends and acts more jock like, I get new friends and be more "punk" like.
    > Have not talked for a few years
    > He will always be my bro though good memories
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)17:13 No.16239894
    Somehow we started talking about Neon Genesis Evangelion during physical education instead of doing sports...
    The other bro... well we have the same name and somehow ended up having the same shitheaded sense of humor...
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)17:23 No.16239982
    Him: "Man, are you the guy who skipped the first day of school?"
    Me: "Yup. Didn't know it started yesterday."
    Him: "Lol!"
    Me: "So, you're a new guy, any chance you play dungeons and dragons? I always wanted to try."
    Him: "As a matter of fact, I do. How about a game tomorrow?"

    I know it sounds fake as fuck, but it's all true.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)17:36 No.16240127
    >Food tech class back in the first year of High School (UK, so we'd be 11)
    >First lesson, told to make sandwich
    >Everyone brings in ham/chicken/mayo etc, apart from this one guy who brings 3 apples, a bag of spinach, 8 sausages and an entire loaf of bread which he slices horizontally to make a 3 tier monstrosity
    >Everyone laughs at him because he's a bit of a dick and is being different
    >Sensing free food, I go talk to him, spend entire lunchtime eating gorgeous mega-sandwich
    >Nearly a decade later, still mah homey
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)17:46 No.16240228
    My memory's a bit fuzzy on the details, but I think it went something like this:
    >At a Bible study
    >Make some offhanded comment incorporating a hidden M:tG reference
    >One of the guys there gives me a "I saw what you did there" look
    >After study, he asks me if I play Magic
    >Start hanging out to play on a regular basis
    >At one point, he puts on some Studio Ghibli soundtracks while we play
    >Turns out he also likes anime
    >Now my best friend on campus
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)17:48 No.16240247
    >elementary school
    >weekly dodgeball game 5th vs. 4th
    >weekly beat down of 4th by 5th
    >shit aim. Hit bro.
    >blames me for knocking out tooth
    >all elementary through junior high he tries to get me into trouble for revenge.
    >stops in high school, just hates me
    >one day sees me playing warhammer using orks.
    >helps me win. He's an ork fan longer than me.
    > still not sure how hate became bromance
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)17:51 No.16240288
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    Oh that happens all the time, it's called Kismesis-itude, bro. Did ya fuck yet?
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)17:52 No.16240294
    "Well I hope you enjoy working at Radioshack, Anon, this is Bro the assistant manager."
    "What movie you watching on the flat panels?"
    "Huh? Oh, the dungeons and dragons movie, its really funny."
    "Cool, did you ever play the game itself?"
    "Yeah, i have all the books and stuff, but I've played it only a little bit"
    "I've always wanted to try it"

    and thus began our mutual addictions.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)18:29 No.16240598
    Not truly a bro since I only had this professor for one term, but he was pretty boss

    >Take Econ 101 with Professor Wong (*cackle*
    >Get perfect grades throughout the class up until the very last goddamn test where I miss one question
    >Teacher seems to like me even though I was lazy as hell
    >Get A in class, move on
    >Next term I'm playing a buddy at Warmachine at the ol' LGS when I hear a familiar voice at the counter
    >Walk out into main room and BAM, Professor Wong is standing there
    >"P-p-professor Wong?"
    >He recognizes me, we chat, it's weird as hell
    >He plays Americans in Flames of War IIRC and stopped by, completely by chance, to see if the store had anything interesting, despite living over an hour away on the opposite side of town

    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)18:43 No.16240725
    >Guys was teasing me on the bus
    >I was in kindergarten, he was 3rd grade
    >Broke his nose

    Boys are strange creatures. The people we hate some how turn into our best friends.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)19:14 No.16241051
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    I don't. I hate people like a professional. Or never hated them in the first place.
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)19:16 No.16241068
    I was the funny guy throughout school, though I had to severely dumb down my jokes, no one got them otherwise. Then i started high school. My pre-bro-bro started to fuck around with our pencils when we were really bored. He pushed in the piece of the pencil that you write with and said with a girlish voice "Oooh, pencil-kun! put your thingie in me!" to which i responded "No, not today honey.. i have a headache" (not a great joke, but i was tired and didn't try to be funny) the most quiet guy in the class chuckled. I looked at him.. and Bro mode engaged! We now live together and are having the time of our lives!
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)19:18 No.16241089
    "Do you know how to swear?"

    Ah yes 2nd grade was a good time
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)19:20 No.16241115
    "pff, of course I do. Do I look like a WHOMPING nerd to you?"
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    >Be in High School
    >am the "jack of all trades" friend, friend to all, best friend to none
    >Sit in the back of Biology class look over to person next to me
    >bro: FUCK YEA IT IS
    >me: FUCK. YES.

    Bros ever since. Although he's been absent a lot recently because of trips and school... makes me sad.
    >> Random New Guy !!pkI2D62w79T 09/09/11(Fri)21:03 No.16242260
    Three major bros in my life

    Bro #1
    >Be in 6th grade
    >Got sick of parents shit (living with dad and stepmom at the time)
    >decide to run away
    >bags packed and everything
    >sneak out of house, parents watching tv
    >head down the street
    >notice neighborhood kids playing basketball
    >"hey can I play?"
    >be the nerdy kid from school no one likes
    >"We don't want him on our team" from both sides
    >"big" kid says he'll let me on his team
    >After a bit I'm open
    >he passes me the ball
    >I dunk that shit (I was tall and it was a small hoop, still had to jump though)
    >eventually find out he plays vidya
    >bond over trying to beat Devil May Cry 3

    Bro #2
    >Be in high school now
    >still friends with Bro 1, live in different city though
    >hang out with a group of outcast types
    >one of them is the "big" guy
    >After a while of hanging out he invites me over
    >discover he has two tv's and a mini fridge in his room
    >Call mom and ask her if I can spend the night
    >she says it's cool
    >He breaks out the weed
    >I've never smoked before
    >get high as fuck and watch Donnie Darko
    >Bros 4 life

    Bro #3
    >knew him from group of "outcasts" above
    >hanging out with group
    >randomly say "I'M A FIRIN' MA LAZAH!"
    >had only recently discovered the chan
    >he responds "SHOOP DA WHOOP!"
    >no one else did
    >have new /b/tard friend.

    still bros with all three of them. Have yet to get them all in a room together, since 1 hates drugs, 2 is lazy and 3 just never seems to be available while the others are
    >> Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)23:45 No.16243790
    Two friends from art class introduce me to bro in high school
    Me: Sup, heard you play armored core
    Bro: Yeah

    Proceed to get schooled in armored core, mtg, dbz, and 40k by bro on regular basis. Meet bro#2 and #3 thru bro#1, bro tri star forms, epic brofist.

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