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    161 KB BOONEQUEST Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 09/02/11(Fri)18:33 No.16157599  
    The Adventure Continues!

    Sorry to keep you waiting, and I hope this can both challenge and entertain.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)18:36 No.16157629
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    Hurrah! I'm right on time!
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 09/02/11(Fri)18:36 No.16157636
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    If you're behind, be sure to check the archives, some of the shit mentioned there may be useful in this episode, depending on how you choose to do things.

    Last time, you finally managed to get the righ combination of doors open, and defeated a Heretek many times your size, and have since begun a lengthy ladder climb into this mining facilities actual mine....
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)18:36 No.16157638
    Holy shit, I haven't seen this for ages, no sleep tonight.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 09/02/11(Fri)18:41 No.16157674
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    As you stagger out into the mine, you see paths in both directions.

    Leokadia, who has internalised the EMPLOYEE DATA onto her internal cogitator, mentions that this shaft contained 4 miners, 2 of which were dosed with the experimental chemical.

    As Stenz, the man from cell A was logically one of them, that still means one miner here is infected. You're unsure which. Best to play it saafe.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)18:42 No.16157687
    For people's convenience and reference, here's Episode 6:

    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)18:45 No.16157704

    Eeeny... meeeny... miney (heh, miney).... RIGHT!
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 09/02/11(Fri)18:50 No.16157743
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    You walk to the right, the path goes no further this way, and there are some lockers
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)18:50 No.16157752

    Go right, 'coz it's right.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)18:52 No.16157772

    Inspect Stenz's locker, but don't open it straight away. Are there any anti-tamper devices or tripwires attached to it?
    >> Iron Lung 09/02/11(Fri)18:53 No.16157775
    Names, check.
    Could be important.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 09/02/11(Fri)18:58 No.16157833
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    The lockers are all devoid of locks and are not booby trapped. Your peer into Stenz's locker, it smells a little bad, but not unusual.

    Leokadia confirms these are the names of the 4 miners: Toors Denote, Hunt Lowry, Kaleb Stenz and Suam Kapuna
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)18:59 No.16157844
    Have our Atillan rip Stenz's door off of its hinges.

    Leave the others, if they're alive we don't need to antagonise them by rooting through their effects.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)19:01 No.16157871

    There's a battle going on up above, i think the miners have higher priorities than worrying about who's going to look at their lunchboxes.

    Cut to the chase and open every locker.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)19:03 No.16157894

    Dude, this is an RPG. It's considered the height of politeness to break open every drawer and cupboard in reach.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)19:05 No.16157906

    And in point-and-click adventures, a character turning his back or leaving the room is International Sign Language for "please, help yourself to all my stuff"
    >> Iron Lung 09/02/11(Fri)19:08 No.16157944
    Right, err, left, what's the other way then?
    And C-16's not brain damaged, she's just...in prolonged emotional distress that's resulted in a negative cognitive state.
    Or maybe not. We've never met another Atillan.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)19:09 No.16157957
    Raid the lockers for any useful items.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 09/02/11(Fri)19:09 No.16157958
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    You reason that, as the lockers are without locks and you're on a mission from the God Emperor, theres no harm in at least looking in all the lockers and seeing what you make of the contents, which are as follows:

    Denote's locker:

    Lowry's locker:

    Stenz's locker:

    Kapunda's locker:
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)19:12 No.16157981

    "so that people can use them for off-duty games of hide-and-seek, silly. They're also convenient oubliettes when you want to go on spiritual refuge"
    >> Iron Lung 09/02/11(Fri)19:13 No.16157990
    Tech Titties...?
    lawl, take it. Might be good for someone, assuming Leo's not interested. Take the Condom, too. Not that pregnancy is an issue, but it might fit over something else later. Assuming inventory space isn't a problem.

    A Commbead? Let's have a listen. If it's encrypted mebbe Leo can crack it.

    Read NOTE.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)19:13 No.16157995
    Is there a limit to how many items we can carry? Because if there isn't, then take the the contents from Denote's locker, and the miners outfit. Also, read the note, could hold some useful information.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)19:13 No.16157997

    take note, take commbead, take password reminder.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)19:14 No.16158006
    Read the PASSWORD REMINDER and the NOTE.
    >> Iron Lung 09/02/11(Fri)19:15 No.16158011
    Oh, and MINER'S OUTFIT.
    Worst DLC ever, I swear. ;)

    Dunno what the WARM BEER's good for, unless we want to souse up someone we don't really like.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)19:16 No.16158019
    Leave the miner's outfit. It won't fit any of us, and I doubt anyone's going to mistake a sanctioned psyker, a Not-A-Mongol and a techpriestess for one of the staff, so it's useless as a disguise. It just takes up inventory space.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)19:16 No.16158027

    Beer for retard. Tech Titties and condom for Techpriest.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)19:17 No.16158030
    Boone read NOTE.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)19:17 No.16158032
    >>a Not-A-Mongol

    Attilans are more Cossack than Mongol, so yeah, you're right.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)19:17 No.16158036
    read note
    examine tech titties

    BTW this is awesome
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)19:18 No.16158043
    also needs more kreig
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)19:18 No.16158046
    Guys, Stenz was INFECTED. Do we really want to carrying about contaminated clothing that he's been sweating and secreting in? Leave the mining overalls were they are.
    >> Iron Lung 09/02/11(Fri)19:19 No.16158053
    Could be a useful source of rags.
    Crude fuses, crappy garrotes, a simple flag for semaphore, a really, really last ditch food source.
    We might even run across someone naked.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)19:20 No.16158056

    Didn't Stenz only become infected after he ate that specimen down in the basement levels, though?
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)19:20 No.16158062
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    >just starting
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 09/02/11(Fri)19:22 No.16158084
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    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)19:27 No.16158122
    What is a "Boone"?
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 09/02/11(Fri)19:27 No.16158128
    A bubbly little pile of psyker!

    But enough talk! HAVE AT YOU
    >> Iron Lung 09/02/11(Fri)19:29 No.16158146
    Y'know, a being of Boone's stature might also find them useful for brief trysts.
    Hmm. Never quite saw being short as that useless before now.
    >> Iron Lung 09/02/11(Fri)19:30 No.16158155
    Err, *useful.
    Not useless. NM!

    +1 Internets!
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)19:31 No.16158166
    Well played anon.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 09/02/11(Fri)19:32 No.16158176
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    Oh god, um okay...I'm just gonna collect and read all stuff, bare with me.

    The MINERS OUTFIT is too heavy to carry.

    The COMMBEAD works fine. Leokadia points out that this can be used for two people in the same team to split up, over short distances.

    Sylvester Peter Matt John David Tom Colin William Paul Patrick CHristopher.

    just a series of names. Huh.

    WARM BEER is warm

    CONDOM is unopened, it seems to be a 'Hopeful Tomcat' brand

    TECH TITTIE smells a little ripe, but not inhuman.

    the NOTE reads:

    xx viii v v xiii xvi v xviii xv xviii xvi xviii xv xx v iii xx xix
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 09/02/11(Fri)19:33 No.16158181

    Fagot, read the NOTE and PASSWORD
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 09/02/11(Fri)19:34 No.16158195
    That reanslates to 20 8 5 5 13 16 5 18 15 18 16 18 15 20 5 3 20 19.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)19:35 No.16158205

    A boiler suit's too heavy to carry? Eh? What's in the pockets?
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)19:36 No.16158209

    Sorry man, I'm a tad bit drunk right now and didn't notice you have a trip.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)19:36 No.16158211

    maybe it's more of an environment suit than just a pair of overalls?
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)19:38 No.16158232

    Or it's just a background prop and not something to be too worried about.

    We should expect mining gear in mines, after all, not every item is going to be plot-relevant.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)19:38 No.16158233
    Hmm... we'll figure these out later. Let's take the comm bead, the password reminder and the note with us and go back to explore the other way.
    >> Note: Iron Lung 09/02/11(Fri)19:38 No.16158235
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)19:39 No.16158247
    TAKE ALL and then GO LEFT.
    >> Iron Lung 09/02/11(Fri)19:39 No.16158248
    Dammit. Had all the rest.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)19:40 No.16158252
    Use the commbead and try to contact someone.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)19:41 No.16158255
    Does C-16 want the beer? AT very least let her carry it. I mean, '16 and Leokadia still have PLENTY of inventory space.
    Also, does Leo want the magazine? She's all about the porn.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 09/02/11(Fri)19:42 No.16158263
    The MINER'S OUTFIT is made of layers of thick, VULKANISED rubber and brass, with a back pack and an air filter, its all one piece, sadly.

    No pockets.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)19:43 No.16158278
    Could we use it as armor? If not, note the location on out mapslate so in case we need any of that we can come back for it.
    >> Iron Lung 09/02/11(Fri)19:43 No.16158283
    That....could be really useful, actually.
    We can come back for it as needed.
    I get what you mean though. It could be worn of course, but is definitely too heavy to carry readily.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)19:44 No.16158286

    can Boone wear the suit? There may be environmental hazards up ahead.
    >> Iron Lung 09/02/11(Fri)19:45 No.16158299
    Mm, inspires me to wonder what the actual surface conditions of this rock are.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 09/02/11(Fri)19:47 No.16158314
    Fagot: please review INVENTORY, then explore LEFT.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 09/02/11(Fri)19:56 No.16158373
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    You already have a COMMBEAD of your own.

    C-16 detests warm beer, but opts to carry it for you, at least, putting it in one of her empty grenade pockets.

    Leokadia points out that TECH TITTY is full of female techpriests, and she's into dudes. But she's okay with carrying it.

    You head left, there is a sleeping MINER and a large screen. You are able to keep heading LEFT
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)19:59 No.16158401
    Wait, I thought she already had a porn magazine? And that THAT one had chicks too!
    Anyway, what's the red thing on the ceiling? Also, have C-16 standby to MAIM-ULATE the minor if the Minor is hostile.
    >> Iron Lung 09/02/11(Fri)20:01 No.16158417
    Keeping him covered, poke dude fella awake...
    Actually, no.
    Let's leave him be. I don't trust that's he whole or actually asleep, but something about this smells like monster.
    >> mercury01 09/02/11(Fri)20:01 No.16158418


    A magic spell?
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)20:02 No.16158429
    Probably The Emperor Protects. Someone got the N and M switched?
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 09/02/11(Fri)20:03 No.16158435
    The Magazine you gave Leokadia; "TECH TUSH" is full of male techpriests. You never confirmed otherwise. Why do you think it was in the bin of Kalebs cell?

    He obviouslly wanted TECH TITTIES (his favourite) and got that instead.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)20:03 No.16158436
    Take out weapons.
    Call out to miner.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 09/02/11(Fri)20:05 No.16158456
    SEARCH room for anything interesting
    REVIEW inventory.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 09/02/11(Fri)20:05 No.16158462
    derp. yes.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)20:06 No.16158464
    Wake the bastard up and invoke the Emperor's wrath on him, tell him if he values his life he'll tell you everything he knows lest you report him to the Inquisition.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)20:06 No.16158471
    Oh... well alright then. And the red glowing thing?
    CAREFULLY get the minor up. If it's a monster C-16 is go for slaughter.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)20:07 No.16158479
    Hail the Emneror!
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 09/02/11(Fri)20:07 No.16158484
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    You draw your weapon. The others follow suit. You check your inventory before deciding what to do next.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)20:08 No.16158496
    what's the blue rolled up thingie?
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 09/02/11(Fri)20:11 No.16158520
    It's a bath towel.

    I'm gonna start tallying votes for waking the MINER or not, and how to go about it.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)20:12 No.16158533
    I say we get C-16 to do it, with her weapon. Don't STAB the guy, but prod him. If monster, THEN stab. Stab to DEATH.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)20:13 No.16158547
    Call out to him. If he doesn't respond, poke him with laspistol.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)20:14 No.16158553
    It irritates me greatly that everyone simply LOVES the Warp-spawned freak and takes her as a leader.
    In 40k.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)20:14 No.16158556

    Prod him, with the BLUNT end of the hunting lance.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)20:15 No.16158563
    We have a COMPACT laspistol. That bitch don't do SHIT except makes us feel a little better. Everything we've shot with it shrugged it off. INCLUDING the one infected miner we know about. (Steb or whatever)
    C-16 is a CC MONSTER and Leo has a decent handgun.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)20:16 No.16158572
    Let's give Boone an opportunity to use her psyker powers. Cast SPECTRAL HANDS to shake the miner awake, with everyone safely out of arm's reach.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 09/02/11(Fri)20:16 No.16158575
    Perhaps she's like Lofn and projects a field that encourages HUGS and peacefulnessivity?
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)20:17 No.16158585
    Well I'm not sure is Leo KNOWS were a Psyker. She hasn't seen us do anything. Just the hat.
    Noe C-16 and the British dude KNOW who Boone is. They're part of the same unit. And Boone is their CO's personal aide.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)20:17 No.16158586

    This is a good idea, there's nothing for him to make a sudden grab at then.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)20:17 No.16158587
    Hm, maybe you're right...
    wake him by shooting him with laspistol then! :D
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 09/02/11(Fri)20:18 No.16158601
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    Being careful, you get C-16 to stir the MINER, who, though startled, stands up calmy and then shrugs.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)20:18 No.16158607
    Not the best way to greet a friendly though. We might give them a bruise with it.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)20:19 No.16158614
    I don't know, needlessly using psychic powers is generally not a very good idea...
    >> Godwyn 09/02/11(Fri)20:19 No.16158617

    No, Boone is a psycher that just BARELY escaped being Emperor-chow. She might just explode the Miner's head. Best not risk it.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 09/02/11(Fri)20:19 No.16158622

    PROD the MINER with the LANCE.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)20:20 No.16158629
    Ask him to identify himself and remove the mask. The whole suit would be good too.
    Also, why were they sleeping in the middle of the mine?
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)20:20 No.16158639
    Ask him to identify himself.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)20:25 No.16158700
    notha bump
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 09/02/11(Fri)20:25 No.16158704
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    The MINER replies that he is HUNT LOWRY, and that he was sleeping because he's been working hard and is now tired.

    He lifts his mask, ver briefly revealing an unattractive but very human face. He rather reproachfully declines removing his suit.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)20:27 No.16158721
    ...and that's a baneblade right through the fourth wall.

    Don't you think so, readers?
    >> Iron Lung 09/02/11(Fri)20:27 No.16158729
    lol, duly noted.
    Ask 'im about any recent funny business, and what's normally on the Telly.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)20:28 No.16158738
    Sleeping... in the middle of the room?
    Also, what's that screen and that red thingy on the ceiling for, mister miner? HUH?
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)20:28 No.16158739
    oh CF, how I love you.
    Anyway, ask him why here? Isn't there barracks somewhere? Where do the miners NORMALLY go when not... mining? Also, what are they mining?
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)20:28 No.16158740
    We are rule breakers, expect the unexpected, draw the undrawable, Oh and comment him on his ravishing good looks.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)20:28 No.16158741
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    I know of no such person.
    >> Iron Lung 09/02/11(Fri)20:28 No.16158742
    No, Samefag.
    Go away, no one cares.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)20:28 No.16158743

    Offer him the warm beer from his locker. Apologise for snooping but explain that it's an emergency. Best to be on the level with him from the start
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)20:29 No.16158747
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)20:30 No.16158760

    Yeah, do this and gauge his reaction.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)20:30 No.16158769
    Nope. Deal with it.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)20:32 No.16158784
    No... let's not.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)20:32 No.16158789

    This would be useful in determining whether he is an enemy or not, how genuine his surprise/anger is. Does he even know, or pretend to be unware, of the war up above?
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)20:33 No.16158806
    Do this
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)20:34 No.16158813
    Ask him what that red light is for, and what's normally on the monitor.
    Also, what about the other miners?
    >> Iron Lung 09/02/11(Fri)20:35 No.16158826
    You lie.
    Deal with it.

    I'm with it.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 09/02/11(Fri)20:39 No.16158870
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    "Funny Business? Well we had this cute technian called into to fix the drill, and then she went missing without a trace before the thing got fixed. Then Kaleb went missing. The screen is where the boss makes announcements."

    "Don't got a bed. The suits pretty padded. I have no idea what that thing is. The only question I ever ask is 'why the hell haven't I been paid?'"

    "We have most of the amenities we need here. We're mining the ore that is used to make ceramite, I think"

    "Not now. Not later. Not ever."

    LOWRY shrugs "I don't get mad at dames. You can keep the brew if you like, I was keeping it, but then it got warm. Blech."
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 09/02/11(Fri)20:41 No.16158895
    Please dont start fights or argue guys. If people want to participate in threads that they hate, let them. It's a free world, and I can fully appreciate the mindset of enjoying being angry.

    Be cool, brothers.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)20:42 No.16158896

    Announce that he is now been volunteered for the service of the Holy Orders of the Emperor's Inquisition. We're *sure* he's not a heretic.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 09/02/11(Fri)20:42 No.16158904
    Demand to know what he knows about SEPP.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)20:44 No.16158924
    NO NO BAAD! We don't want more people then necessary to know who we are!
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)20:44 No.16158928

    "Do I have any choice?"

    "Sure, you get one whole choice. Aren't we generous?"
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)20:45 No.16158940
    You WISH. Deal. With. It.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)20:45 No.16158942
    I'd rather we stay with us. IN FRONT of us in fact.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)20:46 No.16158952
    We can go on to the left, right?
    Ask him what's there. Ask him if anyone else is here.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)20:47 No.16158966

    >>The only question I ever ask is 'why the hell haven't I been paid?'"

    Toss one of our coins at him. "Will this keep you awake for a while?"
    >> Iron Lung 09/02/11(Fri)20:47 No.16158974
    S'alright, I'll do as I'm bid.

    I concur. No need to get chatty about the =][= end of the stick. Not that _we_, lowly but delicious Commisarial aid, know _anything_ of substance about the Ragged Edges =][= functions.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)20:48 No.16158977
    those are SPECIAL LUCKY coins though
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)20:50 No.16158997
    What? No, those are our Achievement Coins!
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)20:51 No.16159015
    Tell him to go back to sleep.

    Then have them shoot him.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)20:52 No.16159029

    Offer him the TECH TITTIES magazine instead as a form of payment in kind. He had a condom in his locker, and from his dialogue he's evidently receptive to this sort of thing.
    >> Iron Lung 09/02/11(Fri)20:53 No.16159037
    Agreed. That and I'm not sure they actually do anything in-setting.
    Sort of like meta-currency items in most action games these days with the protagonist is usually completely oblivious to the existence of -typically Souls of some kind.
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    "I was told the Emperor had abandoned us. If you say otherwise, great. But I'll believe when I see it."

    "I ain't joining your party, if that's what you mean."


    "Seb? Seb's a no account bum who kept sneaking into the mine to hit on the nice technician and tried to steal kaleb's porn. Heard he got arrested again. Figures."

    "if you keep going left there'll be an offshoot to deeper into the mine. There's the drill, the COG ROOM, and it's where DENOTE and KAPUNDA would be. There's some neat stuff there, I guess. If you ignore the offshoot and just go LEFT twice, you'll find a KORNHEISER ARMORED MINING HOVER VEHICLE. Best of luck getting it to work, though."

    LOWRY flicks the coin back to you.

    "That's a gimmicky souvineer coin. Not currency."
    >> Iron Lung 09/02/11(Fri)20:54 No.16159050
    Leave the poor sod be, and save the skin mag.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)20:55 No.16159060

    Do this. Walk with us for a while and you can enjoy your off-hours with the lascivious pleasures your colleagues denied you.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)20:56 No.16159073
    you ALWAYS need more gun!
    We should go left and talk to the other two
    >> Iron Lung 09/02/11(Fri)20:57 No.16159087

    In a word, Bwahahahahaha.
    Wonder if Leokadia can actually pilot it tho', there aren't too many better candidates.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)20:58 No.16159094
    >"I was told the Emperor had abandoned us. If you say otherwise, great. But I'll believe when I see it."
    Do we execute people for this level of dire heresy, or are we pretty easygoing about the whole blasphemy thing?
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)21:00 No.16159127
    well... we aren't Reage.
    >> DaQuestOrk !!zLTJPOVdr4t 09/02/11(Fri)21:01 No.16159136
    Boone quest time~
    >> Iron Lung 09/02/11(Fri)21:01 No.16159137
    We let it ride.
    He's some random jackass mine worker, we're not a Priest or from the Commissariat.
    Thought crimes aren't our purview.
    We're also not a wanton, random slayer. Even C-16 isn't, and this would be a gigantic waste of MUSOU.
    >> Godwyn 09/02/11(Fri)21:01 No.16159139

    On many Imperial worlds, the Emperor is seen as a mystical deity rather than the Safeguard of humanity that we all know. It can be dismissed as simple, local bumpkin ignorance for now.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)21:02 No.16159148

    I think it might prove that he's a friendly, actually. Any enemy infiltrator would either be:



    -"Isn't the Emperor so ABSOLUTELY WONDERFULnonimnotahereticwhywouldyouthinkthatHE'S THE GREATEST"

    This indifference is honest neutrality. We can leave him safely be and move on.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 09/02/11(Fri)21:02 No.16159151
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    LOWRY offers you the best of luck, and yawns.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)21:04 No.16159170
    Hey man, second hand porn is just fine.
    GO LEFT, but make sure to keep an eye out for him trying to backstab us.
    WAIT! WAKE HIM BACK UP! Make him make us a map!
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)21:04 No.16159174
    I feel like we should explain some things to him... like why we suddenly turned up and waved our guns in his face. I haven't read all the threads yet, so I don't know how much we can say, but I feel like he at least deserves a "Thanks for your cooperation, we're investigating... stuff that's been going on here, we can't really tell you more, you've helped us a lot, kthxbye."
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 09/02/11(Fri)21:06 No.16159196
    I...have NO IDEA what to do now.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)21:09 No.16159220
    Let's go LEFT. There doesn't seem to be more we can do right now.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)21:09 No.16159222
    Go left. Then probably left again.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)21:09 No.16159228
    forget the fatty and head to the left?
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)21:09 No.16159230
    Isn't it obvious, we go LEFT!
    >> DaQuestOrk !!zLTJPOVdr4t 09/02/11(Fri)21:10 No.16159236
    LEFT it is!
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 09/02/11(Fri)21:11 No.16159251
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    You briefly wake LOWRY and ask him to make you a map. He pauses, then almost immediatly goes back to sleep.

    You got left, there is a tunnel that goes DEEPER and a path to the LEFT

    In this area is also BURNING RUBBISH
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)21:13 No.16159266
    Fire is the sign of the SoB! Something good is bound to be nearby.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)21:13 No.16159271

    Psyker time - use SPECTRAL HANDS to upend the bin and spread the rubbish about. This will rob the fire of its fuel and hopefully preserve some of what was being destroyed (evidence?)
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)21:13 No.16159274
    We have to go DEEPER!
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)21:14 No.16159281

    I wanna do some witchery. Do this.
    >> Staffen 09/02/11(Fri)21:14 No.16159289
    Oh good, I haven't missed much.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)21:14 No.16159291
    That's not very nice Boone! She just hasn't had a chance to bath recently...
    Also, but out fire, look in rubbish bin.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)21:14 No.16159292
    Couldn't we just... I dunno... Kick the bin over?
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)21:15 No.16159294
    We could accomplish the same thing by kicking over the bin. Psyker powers are to be used when the mundane will not suffice only.
    >> Iron Lung 09/02/11(Fri)21:15 No.16159298
    I think
    has it right.
    Let's roll on, eh?
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)21:15 No.16159307
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)21:15 No.16159310

    The point is getting stuff out of the fire without burning ourselves.
    >> Iron Lung 09/02/11(Fri)21:16 No.16159312
    Whoa. Trash-picking mind.
    Alrighty, let's do so then.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)21:16 No.16159323
    But the bin could be explosive!
    A flaming bin...
    filled with...
    high explosives...
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)21:17 No.16159334
    I'm of the "kick-it-over" mentality.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)21:17 No.16159337

    Okay, fair point.

    I guess we haven't seen any psionic action in a while, it'd spice things up.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 09/02/11(Fri)21:17 No.16159339
    tallying votes.

    Let's see...
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)21:19 No.16159359
    >> Iron Lung 09/02/11(Fri)21:20 No.16159382
    Fire Always Makes It Better.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 09/02/11(Fri)21:21 No.16159388
    The votes are tied on kicking it and tipping it with PSY powers.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)21:21 No.16159399
    Seriously, kick it. Or let C-16 punch it over with her weapon.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)21:21 No.16159401
    Have C-16 kick it over. She wont mind the smell
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)21:21 No.16159405

    Casting vote for psykerness
    >> Staffen 09/02/11(Fri)21:21 No.16159406
    KICK IT.
    >> Iron Lung 09/02/11(Fri)21:23 No.16159438
    I got 99 problems, but being a Witch ain't one.

    Psyker it.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)21:24 No.16159447
    I want to use psi not just to knock the bin over, but to retrieve things from it. Kicking it over won't rescue anything!
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)21:24 No.16159453
    It seems that boone is having a complete breakdown over how to deal with the burning trash.
    I vote that her team mates deal with it while she's too busy min/maxing her situation.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)21:26 No.16159470
    kicking it over will REVEAL IT'S SECRETS!
    And, you know, keep us from getting perils of the warp!
    We ROLL every time we use powers
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 09/02/11(Fri)21:27 No.16159494
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    You gesture toward the bin and strike a violent pose, C-16 walksover to it and kicks it so hard that it scares off the fire. She seems desperately unsatisfied.

    Seems like it was just burning rubbish. looks like food wrappers,mostly.
    >> Iron Lung 09/02/11(Fri)21:29 No.16159518
    >>She seems desperately unsatisfied.
    Poor thing. =s

    Ok, lettuce go onward.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)21:29 No.16159519

    Can Leo scan he remains to see if there's any trace of Sepp's mutagen in the food waste?
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 09/02/11(Fri)21:29 No.16159520
    Bwaaah ha ha ha ha ha, I knew it.

    Keep going left.
    >> Staffen 09/02/11(Fri)21:29 No.16159522

    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)21:30 No.16159531
    Cheer up our friend Psychopath!
    Then look through the ashes. Never know when the game devs will try and get sneaky,
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)21:31 No.16159547
    This just reminds me of her sitting in the cell yelling POLYMORPHINE
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)21:32 No.16159548
    No no, go DEEPER. All that's to the LEFT is a broken vehicle, which we will want LATER.
    We go DEEPER into the tunnels because there's still two people down there.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)21:34 No.16159588
    plus the dude said there was some nifty stuff that a way,
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)21:36 No.16159602
    We know there's only a vehicle there. That's why we wanna go there.
    In a game, you always try to go to the single room that may contain treasure first, then you go to the other larger area with loads of rooms and advance the story. So you don't miss any weapons or loot.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)21:36 No.16159625
    Lick those food wrappers clean for delicious... Uh... WHATEVER BENEFIT CAN BE DERIVED FROM BURNT FOOD RESIDUE.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 09/02/11(Fri)21:37 No.16159636
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    You sift and pat through the ashes, C-16 helps you and gnaws on a few chicken bones you find, but all in all you can find nothing of intrest. Seems like it was just burning trash. Leokadia watches with mild disgust.

    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)21:38 No.16159648
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    Boone Quest! Yay!
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 09/02/11(Fri)21:38 No.16159649
    Check VEHICLE cab for interesting things.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)21:39 No.16159659
    >Leokadia watches with mild disgust.
    >> Staffen 09/02/11(Fri)21:39 No.16159665
    Oh. Well now I just feel silly then.

    We should probably look inside it.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)21:40 No.16159672
    Well Leo is already wet with excitement. Let her poke around and see what the problem is and how to fix it.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)21:40 No.16159674
    have leokaida check it out and see what it needs to get up and running
    >> Iron Lung 09/02/11(Fri)21:41 No.16159685
    ...I was expecting something...manlier.
    Oh well.
    and the engine compartment. Investigate, diagnose, etc etc.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)21:42 No.16159704
    Oh boy, try to see if it can still drive.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)21:45 No.16159729
    Maybe the techpriestess should give it a look.

    Leokaida = Asian woman driver.

    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)21:47 No.16159750
    At least she isn't sweaty from arousal.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 09/02/11(Fri)21:50 No.16159783
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    Leokadia pokes around for a while then nods happily.
    "Like all KORNHEISER vehicles, the ignition is a little tricky, it's one of those tracer-ignitions, we can cross that once we get it running. To do THAT, we just need to get some really cold metal into its engine bay. That'll cheer it up"
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 09/02/11(Fri)21:52 No.16159814
    Leokadia is a Polish name, I think. Dunno if there are stereotypes about them as drivers.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)21:52 No.16159815
    COLD metal? Hmm... might we get some from going DEEPER?
    Also, check the cab. Might be something cool and we should snag the keys.
    >> Staffen 09/02/11(Fri)21:53 No.16159832
    I trust this KORNHEISER has been under tight watch....

    Anyway, yeah, probably should go down the other path now.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)21:53 No.16159840
    Alright, sounds like we can't do anything else here. Back, and down.
    >> Iron Lung 09/02/11(Fri)21:54 No.16159858
    Rediculous, invincible gearheads.
    She'll be a goddess of DEATH behind the wheel.
    Into the pit!
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)21:55 No.16159876
    Late-roman with greek roots, actually.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)21:57 No.16159904
    SEARCH for LOOT.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 09/02/11(Fri)21:57 No.16159905
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    You go DEEPER.
    Here you find a BEER MACHINE and a PUBLIC VOX.
    There are paths to the LEFT and RIGHT
    >> Iron Lung 09/02/11(Fri)21:59 No.16159933
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)21:59 No.16159938
    We do have mean stereotypes regarding cars with them over here, but not about being bad drivers, no.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)21:59 No.16159943
    Get a COLD BEER. Feed it to the KORNHEISER
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)21:59 No.16159944
    What's the Machine Say? Also, will THAT metal (from the refrigerated beer cans) be cold enough?
    Will the refrigeration coils themselves be cold enough?
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 09/02/11(Fri)22:00 No.16159951
    Leokadia is the Polish version of the late-Roman Leocadia, yeah.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)22:00 No.16159954
    Also, pick up the PUBLIC VOX and see if anyone answers
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)22:00 No.16159960
    Hmm. Does that beer machine keep things cold? Could we cannibalize its coolant systems to make the vehicle work?
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)22:01 No.16159981
    Is there a money thingy in either the vox or the beer machine?
    Check for coins!
    Also, try to obtain beer.
    >> Staffen 09/02/11(Fri)22:02 No.16159989

    GO LEFT.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)22:03 No.16160007
    Did we ever get the canister after we pulled the trap door under that big heretek dude?
    Also Disregard vehicle, acquire deeper tunnel exploration.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)22:04 No.16160017
    THAT was down a different shaft. A shaft to a rock grinder,
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)22:05 No.16160030
    The grinder has been jammed, though.

    Also we'll be autosaging soon.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)22:06 No.16160038
    > coins
    > beer machine
    > vox
    This is a tough call. The Vox could be plot related, but the beer machine could fix the vehicle.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)22:07 No.16160056
    We aren't gOing to use coins. They aren't currency, fatty said so.
    Also, STRIP BEER MACHINE.,..LATER. We need to INVESTIGATE first,
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 09/02/11(Fri)22:07 No.16160059
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    A COLD BEER (Jurgenbrau: All the awseome, none of the stank) would work on the KORNHEISER, but you need CASH MONEY, and you have none. The machine, is re-enforced quite strongly, and Leokadia, as you know, is touchy about having machines just ripped apart.

    The PUBLIC VOX gives off a dial tone, and is clearly connected. There is a toll free number etched into it "FINISH WHAT I SAY, GET SOME ANSWERS. 3 TIMES A CHARM. 1800-YOURFRIEND"
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)22:10 No.16160090
    The vox number seems legit lets give it a call.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)22:12 No.16160115
    We'll have to find money then.
    Try the Vox thing, then find the other miners. The may have money,
    >> Iron Lung 09/02/11(Fri)22:13 No.16160126
    Let's play.
    Maestro, take us to the puzzle interface!
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)22:13 No.16160130
    Check the return slot of the PUBLIC VOX for LOOSE CHANGE.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 09/02/11(Fri)22:13 No.16160131
    Oh. It's a sentence-completion puzzle. Great. We've already lost.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)22:14 No.16160140
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    HEY! hey!

    Did you know Leokidia modeled for Tech-Titties?
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 09/02/11(Fri)22:17 No.16160178
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    You call the number, you here the line pick up, there is drunken mumbling and what sounds like a lot of bottles being knocked over, suddenly, a ver animated voice yells down the line at you, then pauses.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)22:21 No.16160222
    L.I.M.P Bizkit is right here!
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)22:23 No.16160246
    People in the house with them hands in the air
    Cause if you don't care then we don't care
    One two three time zoom to the 6
    Jonesin for you picks of the Limp Bizkit mix
    So where the fuck you at punk?
    Shut the fuck up
    And back the fuck up
    Before we fuck this track up
    (Throw yo hands up)
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)22:24 No.16160257
    Respond with "L.. I.. M.. P... Bizkit is right here
    People in the house put them hands in the air
    'Cause if you don't care, then we don't care (yeah)"
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 09/02/11(Fri)22:24 No.16160258
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    The man on the line seems delighted.
    >> Godwyn 09/02/11(Fri)22:24 No.16160265

    Hmm, browsed the gallery real quick and didn't find her profile. I am somewhat disappointed.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)22:25 No.16160280
    Where I can pick up some CASH MONEY quick.
    Also, what's with the war shit happening on this rick?
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)22:26 No.16160283
    Ask him where we could get some money for the beer machine.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 09/02/11(Fri)22:26 No.16160287
    What the fuck, have we dialed the Deus Ex Machina hotline?

    I approve.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)22:27 No.16160303
    Uuuhhh... should we ask him which one of the miners is infected? I can't really think of a good question, guys...
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 09/02/11(Fri)22:28 No.16160311
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    The man seems to find something funny. He asks if you want to play again.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)22:29 No.16160320
    Which Tech Titties is this featured in, and where can I get it?
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)22:29 No.16160330
    Damn this clue!
    Yeah, ask about the BBEG and the War and all that nonsense.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 09/02/11(Fri)22:30 No.16160337
    We...didn't explore fully. And it cost us.


    What do we ask now?
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)22:30 No.16160345
    Move to the motherfucking left screen.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)22:31 No.16160353
    say yes and this time ask him what the key code combo for the debug mode one (Jurgenbrau: All the awseome, none of the stank) vending machines is.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)22:31 No.16160354
    Go have C-16 headbutt the screen.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)22:32 No.16160366
    oh hey... awesome!
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)22:33 No.16160370
    Let's play later. We should explore everything first, and THEN if we're stuck, use the Hotline. We only have 2 questions left!
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)22:33 No.16160371
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    the special issue dedicated to brown sugar; featuring Lucretia as the cover-girl.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 09/02/11(Fri)22:33 No.16160372
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    You agree to play again, but before you can ask your question he begins singing over the top of you.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 09/02/11(Fri)22:35 No.16160394
    Don't worry, you can ask more than 3 questions, these ones are just the ones that get you your PRIZE.

    After these 3, they will get harder, though.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)22:36 No.16160400
    They'll be more than you can stand.
    >> Iron Lung 09/02/11(Fri)22:36 No.16160404
    oh god I know nothing
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)22:36 No.16160411
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)22:37 No.16160417
    They'll be more than you can stand.
    now get that debug code.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 09/02/11(Fri)22:38 No.16160430
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    The man is delighted. Ask away.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)22:39 No.16160441
    Or at least any code that will allow us to OPEN THE BOOZE MACHINE and GET BOOZE.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)22:43 No.16160479
    Ok, so I have no idea what to ask, so I leave it to you guys,
    But the NEXT question is "Which of the miners is infected?"
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)22:43 No.16160491
    Or, um... this question?
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 09/02/11(Fri)22:43 No.16160493
    New thread?
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 09/02/11(Fri)22:43 No.16160495
    C-16 is getting shorter in every single screenshot.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)22:44 No.16160502
    After we get cold metal for the car.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)22:45 No.16160510
    we have a little more then 40 posts left.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)22:46 No.16160537
    I think we already did. Crushed him in the grinder when he wasn't paying attention. Unless there is another big evil techpriest.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)22:48 No.16160559
    CF told us it wouldn't be that easy to kill him.
    Besides, he has NECRON BITS!
    >> Iron Lung 09/02/11(Fri)22:49 No.16160573
    TP's come in modular, even with the frag grenade chaser I don't trust him to be dead.
    Was an awesome twist though. =D
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 09/02/11(Fri)22:49 No.16160575
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    The man clicks his tongue.

    "LOWRY had a CONDOM in his LOCKER. The serum that mutates people makes them want to have sex, but for the purpose of infectioning others, so you can rule him out. KAPUNDA seems like he's loyal to the Emperor, based on the NOTE in his LOCKER, which he coded for the others to not understand..that leaves.."


    Yeah, its tricky. Heh
    >> Iron Lung 09/02/11(Fri)22:52 No.16160613
    Denote, who awaits us farther into the mines themselves.
    Gird thy souls, faithful of da Emprah.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)22:52 No.16160622
    Moving on, to the LEFT!
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)22:54 No.16160638
    either Stenz or Denote. I forget which one is dead.
    And I'd forgotten what the infection did.
    Save the last question and see is Leo can get the Beer Machine open.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 09/02/11(Fri)23:00 No.16160724
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    You save your last easy riddle, whatever the PRIZE is, you can come back for it when you have some questions. You move to the left.

    There is BROKEN RECAFF MACHINE, a MEDBOX and sure enough, CASH MONEY caught on some protuding spikes.
    >> Iron Lung 09/02/11(Fri)23:02 No.16160749
    Would Spectral Hands be too easy?
    Is there any way to psychically prod to be sure the Veil isn't Weak around here?
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)23:02 No.16160759
    DAMN IT! Ok, check to make sure the spikes aren't a trap. If they aren't then take money, loot medkit, and check out the coffee machine
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)23:07 No.16160830
    Ask leo what it will take to get the machine to work enough so that it will produce steam. Then we turn on the machine, the steam goes up. Gives weight to cash so that hopefully it drops on its own. Also ignore medkit for now.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)23:07 No.16160833
    If we can get it another way... Like standing in C-16's shoulders.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 09/02/11(Fri)23:10 No.16160873
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    No, SPECTORAL HANDS would work. The veil isn't weak in these parts.

    The spikes aren't a trap, the medkit contains a 2 vials with long complicated names you don't understand fortunately, Leokadia has enough MEDICAL INTERN to tell you that the ORANGE VIAL is anti-psychotic and the BLUE VIAL is for indigestion.

    The RECAFF machine is out of everything except MILK
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)23:10 No.16160883
    C-16 is short as hell. Try Leo.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)23:11 No.16160895
    Have Leo stand on the recaff dispenser and have her use the blunt end of C-16 spear-thingy to remove the cash from the spikes.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)23:12 No.16160907
    Ok, form GIRL PYRAMID With Leo as the top to retrieve money.
    Then get coffee. C-16 probably takes hers black.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)23:14 No.16160945
    Girl Pyramid? I like that.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)23:17 No.16160984
    There is no coffee. The recaff machine is broken, and only has milk left.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 09/02/11(Fri)23:17 No.16160985
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    You make a motion to climb onto C-16's back, she lets out a low growl, and you think better of it.

    Leokadia mentions that she would try to boost you, but that she is too weak. She sighs slightly dreamily and mentions how she bet Daneel could have helped.


    They dont actually line up, sorry. Flat perspective issues.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)23:19 No.16161015
    Can WE lift Leo? And She's Augmented, aren't there some strength augments in there.
    Or, rather then getting ON TOP of C-16, could SHE just lift us?
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)23:21 No.16161045
    If only we had some way of using the teleporter again, maybe we'd get him back.
    Can Leo's gizmo thing that we got off the dead Techpriest be used with the teleporter, or do we REALLY have to wait for the chick in the tube to be better so we can use the piece she had?
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 09/02/11(Fri)23:23 No.16161065
    Leo's AUGMETICS make her way quite a lot, and Boone is far, FAR to noodley to lift her. Sadly, they don't grant Leokadia augmented strength either, they are purely the source of her ADMECH POWERS

    You try to communicate to C-16 to lift you, if she understands, she doesn't seem keen. It's either poor communication of some sort of warrior pride. She's been doing a lot of menial stuff lately.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 09/02/11(Fri)23:23 No.16161070
    Oooooh, dear. We've angered hornets now, haven't we?
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)23:25 No.16161094
    We gave her booze! Besides, we love her!
    Thank her for all her help so far and tell her how much you admire her strength. USE PUPPYDOG EYES!
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)23:28 No.16161151
    Can you guys put up the boone origins that is sadstory comic strip?

    I no has it, and I want to show it to someone...
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)23:28 No.16161155
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)23:28 No.16161159
    Are puppydog eyes a Psyker power?
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)23:29 No.16161169
    Alright. So we get one of C-16's grenades, put it in the coffee machine, and have it explode. The explosion rips the coffee machine to shreds, which causes some of the milk to splash on the money. The money gets wet, and thus heavier, and falls off the spikes easily.

    Or, you know, we use spectoral hands.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 09/02/11(Fri)23:30 No.16161175
    The THENEZZ-AUGER HYPERCONDUCTOR is as good as 2 THENEZZ AUGER SPARE PARTS and can work with anything that uses them, it also has its own power source.

    Without Nel, you won't be able to get the TRANSPONDER to bring Daneel back (if that is indeed possible) but you can fix it for another use OR the CHIROTUBE, OR Locke
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)23:32 No.16161205
    Ok, so we wait for Nell. Then we fix Lock and the tube.
    We MAY need the tube to get the hell out of here.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)23:33 No.16161216
    we can fix the tube and lock, THEN wait for nell
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 09/02/11(Fri)23:35 No.16161235
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    You stick out your lip and dilate your pupils at C-16...uh..I think this is an avenue best not pursued, she seems to disapprove.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)23:37 No.16161253
    Jeeze... I guess we HAVE to Psypower it.
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)23:40 No.16161286
    ok, we're near Bumplimit, someone archive.
    Also, we've been at it for about 4 HOURS now!
    >> SageofTimes 09/02/11(Fri)23:45 No.16161337
    Alright Lexus, lets use Spectral Hands to get ourselves some CASH MONEY. Then go buy beer.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 09/02/11(Fri)23:50 No.16161407
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    rolled 8 + 3 = 11

    Seems like it's PSY-TIME. You have enough RATION to spare , so let's do this. It's been a while!

    (GM: There is no one solution to what to do with the THENEZZ AUGER HYPERCONDUCTOR, in enough time, Nell will be cured, leave the tube and lock will be able to repair himself and dettach from it, I just put it in there incase people wanted to use it to change party members Nell/Locke/Teleported in chum. You seem to be doing well, and it's up to you. Just wanted you to have that option)
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)23:51 No.16161423
    WE WIN!
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 09/02/11(Fri)23:55 No.16161471
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    Childs Play! You float the CASH MONEY into your hand.
    C-16 nods. You are no warrior, but you do what you do well.
    Leokadia breathes a sigh of relief, and is impressed. "I'm glad you made it, I was worried I would have to MAGLEV FLOAT up there.."
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)23:56 No.16161480
    ... do what now?
    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)23:58 No.16161494

    >> Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)23:58 No.16161495
    Ok, now lets go buy as much beer as we can. (Some for the car and some as a thank you to C-16)Then we fix the car and check out the two miners left (KILLING the infected one... Or locking them up until the tube is free and we can fix them that way)
    >> SageofTimes 09/02/11(Fri)23:59 No.16161500
    OH MOTHER...
    Ok, Techpriests basically have a fusion reactor of sorts strapped to their back. As they learn to use it, they can do all KINDS of crazy shit w/ it, from killing people, so powering stuff, to floating/flying.

    >> Anonymous 09/03/11(Sat)00:00 No.16161504
    Due to the time between threads, maybe a recap of everyone's powers would be handy at the beginning of future threads?
    >> Anonymous 09/03/11(Sat)00:01 No.16161514
    Holy shit I thought BOONEQUEST died! Fuck yes keep doing this!
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 09/03/11(Sat)00:04 No.16161540
    Leokadia has ADMECH POWERS

    Luminen blast: A weaponless ranged attack
    Ferric Summons: Attracts metal to her hand
    Maglev Float: Allows her to hover, instead of walk

    These abilities drain 10% of her PP when used,

    Electric Succour: Converts PP into HP

    (GM: Noted, but there is a LOT to keep in mind with this particular quest, if I restate everything to keep in mind at the start of each quest, then the entire thread will be me restating things. I'll do what I can, though.
    >> SageofTimes 09/03/11(Sat)00:06 No.16161557
    Maybe you could keep current info on the status of the end of the previous Boonequest on your shitscribble account?
    >> Anonymous 09/03/11(Sat)00:06 No.16161558
    Maybe just basic party powers, in addition to the recap
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 09/03/11(Sat)00:07 No.16161580
    There's thinking. So are we buying that beer?
    >> Anonymous 09/03/11(Sat)00:10 No.16161603
    Also, how much longer tonight CF? I love these threads but it's getting late and we hit bumplimit
    >> Anonymous 09/03/11(Sat)00:13 No.16161629
    >> SageofTimes 09/03/11(Sat)00:13 No.16161634
    Just power & what they do, requirements for shit (like how Boone's powers are basically DH style w/ WP 3x), what items do, general giant goal, current goals, interesting stuff we haven't/have figured out.
    Thanks for being excellent, Lexus.
    People need to remember to delete their bumps, so we can infini-bump as necessary.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 09/03/11(Sat)00:17 No.16161673
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    You insert the CASH MONEY valued at 5 credits, it buys you one FROSTY BEER, which is goddamn disgraceful price gouging.

    We can end whenever, you guys haven't hit a defined end, but we can save her and I'll try to be back same time tommorow (5.30 Central USA, I believe or Sparrow Fart where I am.)

    There is still a quite some to do here.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/11(Sat)00:19 No.16161687
    Did you guys forget to loot the medikit thing?
    >> Anonymous 09/03/11(Sat)00:20 No.16161693
    Ok, ok.
    LET C-16 drink the beer. But have her do it quick. (We only need the cold metal for the car)
    >> Anonymous 09/03/11(Sat)00:22 No.16161713
    nah, we got some anti-crazy pills and some indigestion pills.
    >> SageofTimes 09/03/11(Sat)00:23 No.16161723
    I believe we can keep going past all rational things such as 'post limits', Lexus. I hope you do too. ;)
    After she uses it to start the thing up, the beer will keep the metal cool for a long time, compared to just cold metal in your warm hands (metal = low heat threshold).
    >> Anonymous 09/03/11(Sat)00:24 No.16161727
    Then the cold drink will be replaced by warmer air, so it will warm up faster.
    Is the can even usable for this whole thing? Ask Leo.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/11(Sat)00:25 No.16161735
    Well take the can TO the car and THEN have her drink it!
    >> SageofTimes 09/03/11(Sat)00:26 No.16161751
    Oh, and Lexus, does Boone like Milk? Can we use is as rations? We should totally check the milk machine while the Techpriest starts up the machine.
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 09/03/11(Sat)00:32 No.16161794
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    It's not really of any huge concern, C-16 doesn't drink HOOCH as weak as beer. She requires SPIRITS for her SPIRIT. She hold her WARM BEER aloft and grins fondly "THIS....DANEEL....LIKE."

    You take the FROSTY BEER to the KORNHEISER. Insert can?
    >> Anonymous 09/03/11(Sat)00:35 No.16161821
    Have Leo insert the can.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/11(Sat)00:35 No.16161823
    We need to give her something every time she speaks Gothic correctly.
    And sure thing Leo, we'd have no idea what to do anyway. (if the liquid isn't needed maybe WE should drink it, see if it gives us that PP point back)
    >> Anonymous 09/03/11(Sat)00:37 No.16161844
    Well I'm being asked to leave the computer lab, I've been sitting here with this quest for over 5 hours now, and I won't be able to come in tomorrow.
    Archive tonight's and tomorrow's for me please.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/11(Sat)00:39 No.16161864
    bumping this i have no idea whats going on but i love to read this kind of stuff
    >> Anonymous 09/03/11(Sat)00:41 No.16161887
    bump limit bro, it's not going to see page 1 again unless they do another thread.
    >> SageofTimes 09/03/11(Sat)00:42 No.16161910
    I'm saving this periodically, we'll have them up man, don't worry.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/11(Sat)00:45 No.16161942
    Not that guy but, on Sup/tg/ right? easymodo is too... I don't like it as much
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 09/03/11(Sat)00:47 No.16161965
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    Leokadia puts the FROSTY BEER into the engine cahmber and it hums to life, she runs her hands over the machine and sighs in a vaguely indecent manner.

    You offer C-16 a good natured thumbs up for her Gothic. She smiles, and imitates the Praetorian salute as she stands to attention. Good bonding, /tg/. Know your team mates values!
    >> Anonymous 09/03/11(Sat)00:49 No.16161992
    >She smiles, and imitates the Praetorian salute as she stands to attention.
    Can you please, please PLEASE draw that? Not now, but post it on your DA?
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 09/03/11(Sat)00:50 No.16162007
    I'll be going to work in about 2 hours, so I wont worry about starting a new thread, this thread may not be bumping, but its a long way off its limit, I think.
    I leave it to anons disgression.
    >> Anonymous 09/03/11(Sat)00:51 No.16162011
    Lets leave it for tomorrow (or more preferably the night after?)
    >> SageofTimes 09/03/11(Sat)00:51 No.16162012
    Completely forgot about easymodo. Obviously, uploading to sup/tg/, if it's all on easymodo too, I'll toss it on there.

    Alright Gentlemen (also Catgirls), what are we doing now? We've got a mysterious disease to stop. Does the magic car help us?
    >> Colossal Fagot !!jcg/Jrhuv6C 09/03/11(Sat)01:15 No.16162203
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    Looks like things have died down. Good hussle, guy's.

    I'll put up a reference page on my shitscribble account (in scraps, mind you) and will do the next thread (if my calculations are correct) 5:30pm (USA Central) Sunday Night, if that works for you.

    Thank you all. This is a lot of fun. You guys are the best.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 09/03/11(Sat)08:33 No.16164681
    No problem, this is a lot of fun.

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