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    110 KB Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)06:42 No.16115726  
    If tyranids evolve so rapidly, why arent they immune to bullets yet?
    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)06:53 No.16115824
    No answer? Looks like the Emperor wins again.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)06:54 No.16115829
    there was a story about the tau having a hard time because the nids they where fighting did exactly that.

    The problem is that they make them selves immune to one gun at the expense of being vulnerable to other forms of attack.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)06:54 No.16115831
    Tyranids are smart. But heavy knows the answer to this one.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)06:55 No.16115834
    Same reason we still get hurt if we fall over. Kinetic energy isn't really something that you can become im-....

    Oh wait.

    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)06:56 No.16115842
    also nids are capable of producing armour thats immune to practically anything but its just not worth putting on all the critters. Same reason the IG doesn't equip all its soldiers with terminator armour.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)06:58 No.16115867
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    Oh yeah, also how come everyone is afraid of the Tyranids when they have a horrible kill to death ratio?

    Or why most of their numbers are weak tiny creatures that can be killed by the most basic of weaponry?

    Not so scary are they, once you think about it.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)07:01 No.16115879
    except the whole devouring entire planetary ecosystems oceans and atmoshphere and all in a matter of weeks.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)07:02 No.16115900
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    You know my friends, I believe its quite impossible to be afraid of the Tyranids. Are they not mindless, not capable of even providing the most basic thought?

    Or being 100% dependent on their "hivemind"? Sounds to me they're just a bunch of momma's boys, or should I say momma's bugs.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)07:05 No.16115928
    Tyranid weapons are made of organic components. They often fall apart in battle.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)07:06 No.16115930
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    So they're fat too? Lets add that to the list then.
    -Can die
    -Not independent
    -Don't believe in the Emperor
    -Mostly weak and small
    -Not bulletproof

    Now honestly tell me, you don't think we could beat them easily?
    Because I sure do.
    >> That Guy !CrwtTbFNxQ 08/30/11(Tue)07:07 No.16115941
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    The Commissar approves of this thread.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)07:08 No.16115955
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    I forgot that too! These buggies don't even know how to make a light bulb for thrones sake! They've got no technology, and only have what they're born with.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)07:10 No.16115972
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    Heres another fact. Did you know that all Tyranids don't have any training at all? Its true. The "Great Devourer" is made up of enemies that have no experience at all. Even their leaders too. They just release their soldiers onto the battlefield without even going through a briefing!
    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)07:13 No.16115993
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    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)07:14 No.16115997
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    Now lets look at the Guardsman, shall we? Mighty, proud, strong and united in a common cause. Do you know what that cause is?
    The Emperor.
    Do you know what the Tyranid's cause is?

    Now which sounds like a better cause to you, friend?
    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)07:15 No.16116005
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    'Genestealers' are kleptomanic little creatures. However, because they lack any sort of strength in their puny arms they are not actually able to carry any loot heavier than a human gene! When the Magos Biologis discovered this they gave the genestealers this mocking name, son that the whole Imperium might know of their weakness.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)07:15 No.16116008
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    We light up the night, motherfuckers.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)07:15 No.16116011
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    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)07:17 No.16116025
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    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)07:19 No.16116031
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    Speaking of Tyranids
    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)07:19 No.16116032
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    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)07:19 No.16116035
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    Oh hai thar
    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)07:20 No.16116041
    Are you kidding.
    I work in Gap and a whole brood of the bastards came in and robbed us clean last week!
    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)07:20 No.16116042
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    Someone's been reading his Uplifting Primer.

    Good job, Conscript.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)07:20 No.16116044
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    Its been reported from a dozen skirmishes that all Tyranid leaders are afraid of dying! When threatened, a Tyranid leader will order any bug near him to form a living, moving wall to protect him! They're so afraid of dying, that they would sacrifice tens of thousands of their army just so they can survive.
    What cowards I say!
    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)07:24 No.16116067
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    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)07:25 No.16116071
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    If an Ork can outsmart a Tyranid, then I find that funny, not scary my friend. A Tyranid can't read, write, speak, or do anything that requires half a brain!
    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)07:26 No.16116075
    the emperor sux
    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)07:27 No.16116078
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    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)07:27 No.16116082
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    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)07:27 No.16116083
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    What to know something else? The Tyranids have no strategy. It has never once been reported that the Tyranids have ever done any military strategy we all know.
    So make sure you remember what you read friend, because you'll be doing what they don't know how to do!
    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)07:27 No.16116085

    Enjoy having a red-hot poker shoved up your arse by the Inquisition.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)07:28 No.16116091
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    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)07:31 No.16116111
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    Tyranids are cowards and will break once the largest creature falls
    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)07:32 No.16116115
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    Are you following what I'm saying friend? The Tyranids also have no official ranks. Have you ever seen a mark or badge that indicates their superiority?
    Well guess what, its because they're all equally bad!
    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)07:34 No.16116123
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    So remember these lessons my friend. Do not fear the Tyranid, because theres nothing about them to fear.
    Do not beware the Tyranid, because they are hardly a threat.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)07:36 No.16116131
    I heard from my cousin in the Magos Biologis that they're basically only ever a few days from starving to death, so if it takes them longer than they expected to find an edible planet, they die by the thousands.

    Isn't that a nice thought? Nids just dying where they stand?
    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)07:41 No.16116154
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    Can't we just be honest to them about what they're facing? Sure it might terrify them, but I think knowing what's at stake will serve them better than believing themselves to be up against mere flies.

    Overconfidence leads to Pride, and Pride comes before a Fall.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)07:42 No.16116160
    if tyranids evolve so rapidly, then why do we still have mon-keighs?

    checkmate atheists
    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)07:44 No.16116167
    Are you saying that everything said in this thread isn't a fact?
    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)07:46 No.16116180
    here's something to think about.
    why is there a 4 visible as the rightmost number of his right pauldron?
    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)07:49 No.16116190
    Because they absolutely don't care about losses. The tyranids have no concept of failure at all. They will devour the planet sooner or later - for them anything else is alien.
    Hence they don't care how much biomass they throw at you, since they will recover it all.

    And energy they get from sunlight.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)07:50 No.16116192
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    >ITT : poor little guardsmen discussing before their landing on a infested planet
    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)07:51 No.16116205
    >The tyranids have no concept of failure at all.
    Thats funny. Last I heard the Ultramarines had quite a victory!
    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)07:52 No.16116206

    i'm an imperial citizen, is it dangerous to approach a tyranid? my life is a shitty one, and i've been considering crashing my ship into an infested planet and hug the first carnifex i see.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)07:53 No.16116209
    I got a question for you guys.
    I don't play 40k but enough of my core group of friends do that I can't help but overhear some of this stuff. How can you still like the fluff for this game? None of it is at all consistent, they tell you these things are crazy and unbeatable then 5 minutes later they tell you a story about how some unnamed space marine kills one with his hands or how one man has unlimited power but has been fighting with this faction and made no ground in the last 20 years. How can you take this stuff seriously?
    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)07:53 No.16116213
    >How can you take this stuff seriously?

    We don't.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)07:54 No.16116217

    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)07:56 No.16116226
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    you have no right to tell me what i wanna do. cant you see this tyranid? its so damn cute.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)07:57 No.16116231
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    I got a question for you guys.
    I don't play Bible Wars but enough of my core group of friends do that I can't help but overhear some of this stuff. How can you still like the fluff for this game? None of it is at all consistent, they tell you these things are crazy and unbeatable then 5 minutes later they tell you a story about how some unnamed Iron Chariot drives the creator of the universe from the field or how one man has unlimited power but has been fighting with this faction and made no ground in the last 20 years. How can you take this stuff seriously?
    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)07:58 No.16116239
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    You do know that due to how fast Tyranids evolve that if a brave Imperial Citizen were to capture one it would quickly adapt to the human enviroment and become something like this.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)07:59 No.16116241
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    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)08:00 No.16116245

    where can i find the nearest tyranid? i really want one
    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)08:01 No.16116249

    They evolve quickly per generation. Individual tyranids don't just evolve extra limbs or something in the middle of a battlefield.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)08:02 No.16116253
    Except Ymargl Genestealers, but they are freaky mutants.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)08:04 No.16116263
    4th Company or Cadian 4th Regiment or whatever.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)08:04 No.16116265
    I heard worshipping them helps you stay bald.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)08:08 No.16116284
    Sure is uplifting primer in here.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)08:08 No.16116285
    I wish I was as clever as you seem to think I am. I post on 4chan maybe once a month, and only when I have a serious question...I don't do wordplay.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)08:10 No.16116292
    >If tyranids evolve so rapidly, why arent they immune to bullets yet?

    some of them are, silly goose.
    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)08:13 No.16116316
    Why did you do this pointless shitspam when someone is trying to have his own thread here? You're just ruining the jokes by giving attention to this shit thats years old
    >> Anonymous 08/30/11(Tue)08:15 No.16116333
    Fritzel is now my spiritual leige.

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