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    183 KB guard thread Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)19:20 No.15905034  
    Report, /tguards.
    Is the streets quiet?
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)19:23 No.15905075
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    We got eldricht abominations down at long street! and they refuse to move their vechiles! traffic is clogged up like a dwarfs undies!
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)19:28 No.15905121
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    trolls are crawling into the sewers from /b!
    >> Scotguy !!Ht/oMGOvLa3 08/11/11(Thu)19:51 No.15905310
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    Sector 5-J was giving us some some trouble, heavy rioting, we switched to lethal rounds and they quickly dispersed
    >> Mr. Troll 08/11/11(Thu)19:55 No.15905337
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    South Bound & Downs St Clear.
    Wolf men riot quelled.
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)20:02 No.15905388
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    North Side and High Street ... less successful.
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)20:05 No.15905415
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    Jaywalking? 300 cred fine and eight hours' community service, creep! Report to your local sector house to process the sentence or it becomes eight months in the cubes!
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)20:08 No.15905430
    >now maybe this dragon's loaded...or maybe it ain't.
    >so, do you feel lucky, punk?
    >WELL DO YA?
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)20:09 No.15905436
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    Mmmmmmmmmmmmake me, bitch.
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)20:13 No.15905464
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    Underwarrens're clear. Movin' on tae th' Trades District sewers.

    Noo, say somethin' about dwarf undies again, ye daft tree-huggers.
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)20:15 No.15905489
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    The people militia is here!
    Rioters beware!
    We have a lot of pent up agression and youre trashing our livelyhoods!
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)20:17 No.15905512
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    Uhmm. we have a bit of trouble in the mercantile district. Backup would be appreciated.
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)20:24 No.15905592
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    Some Outlanders were making trouble. They were deal with.
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)20:25 No.15905597
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    Comin' up from below, lads. We'll meet yeh in th' middle.
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)20:28 No.15905632
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    we got this
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)20:28 No.15905643
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    God damn cold on the wall.

    Other than that, can't see shit, Cap'n.
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)20:30 No.15905662
    Gor damnit. *Dealt with*
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)20:33 No.15905685
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    I'll say it's damn cold.
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)20:35 No.15905700
    Brienne+Sam <3
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)20:35 No.15905710
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    Uhhhh, Cap'n we got some sort of gianty...lizardy....thingy.... comin in from the wastes
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)20:37 No.15905719
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    I just don't get paid enough to deal with this shit.
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)20:43 No.15905776
    I know that-
    Ah hell, its the wankers from internal affairs again
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)20:44 No.15905788
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    thats our new recruit
    he's from the lizard kingdom
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)20:44 No.15905790
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    ( captcha is under arrest for unlawful acquisiton of images)
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)20:45 No.15905800
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    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)20:47 No.15905826
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    We got budget cuts what with 2 silver piece a week, and they hire a foreigner?

    I ain't no xenophobe, but I gotta feed my family.
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)20:48 No.15905834
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    Some ne'er-do-well did attempt to approach the gates with coconuts.
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)20:49 No.15905854
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    So it's a giant lizard. Big deal.

    Now, if we can mount a cannon on it...*hmmm*
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)20:50 No.15905863
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    Hell ain't they cold blooded? they'll be useless half the year, and we'll still have to pay them too.

    Also when do-ah shit, another spell gone wrong at the U, requesting riotsquad with exorcist support
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)20:52 No.15905885
    HQ this is mounted 5-7 riot team, we are en route but lack exorcist support. Please advise
    >> Odvar !7F7Q/ykpXk 08/11/11(Thu)20:54 No.15905910
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    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)20:55 No.15905925

    >>eight hours of community service

    Goddamn fascists.
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)20:55 No.15905931
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    An unknown pathogen has been released by rioters sir, quarantine recommended for all involved!
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)20:57 No.15905956
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    Mount 5-7, do not engage, repeat, do not engage. Contain and wait for backup.

    Bloody hell, get the med squad in and see if we can get a telepath to find the bast'rd that set it loose.
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)20:57 No.15905957
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    Rover's making sure that approval of our paradise city is 100%, as demonstrated by the fact that no is able-- er, wants to leave.
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)21:00 No.15905989
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    15 counts armed robbery, 23 counts assault 15 counts murder 43 counts petty larceny, 78 counts
    breaking and entering, 12 counts Grand Theft, 7 counts jaywalking
    1200$ Alive
    1000$ Dead
    10$ for Accurate Information
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)21:01 No.15906002
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    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)21:02 No.15906019
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    Copy that HQ, we are on standby at the corner of Broad and Mistkatonic, awaiting reinforc-AH SHIT ITS HERE!
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)21:04 No.15906046
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    Captain! Patrol 326 has been cut off in the University Library! The thing's already taken down two of my men and we're cornered down in the basement!

    We those exorcists, HQ, we need tho... OH GODS!

    *BLAM* *BLAM*

    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)21:04 No.15906050
    Sir....if you don't mind.... i tink we have a little problem on The Merchan Street, the Bodgers Avenue and the Center of the City.
    you see
    how can i say it....There's a Terrasque...and that's pretty much it
    >> Scotguy !!Ht/oMGOvLa3 08/11/11(Thu)21:05 No.15906058
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    we've found another LAB, third one this week, we need a BIOhazard team
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)21:09 No.15906080
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    THAT TEARS IT! Dispatch, send ALL of out riot teams down there, along with all exorcists, get this thing quashed!
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)21:09 No.15906085
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    Cleansing fire would solve most of our problems...
    >> Odvar !7F7Q/ykpXk 08/11/11(Thu)21:10 No.15906103
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    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)21:11 No.15906114
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    Exorcist units set on-route with a backup med team. Hold on tight boys, and do not directly engage.

    Get Animal Control in here, we'd best tranq before another right's group starts protesting in the middle of the goddamn attack. Riot units 1 through 11, back them up. We want to limit casualties.

    Quarantime Sector- Send a small unit in with the Bio-hazard team, see if the pathogen originates from this lab.

    Dammnit, Carl, you know what happened last time.
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)21:12 No.15906126
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    I do not get paid enough I do not get paid enough I do not get paid enough I do not get paid enough I do not get paid enough I do not get paid enough I do not get paid enough I do not get paid enough I do not get paid enough I DO NOT GET PAID ENOUAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGHHHHHH

    Hq, this is delta green actual, officer down at the university
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)21:13 No.15906142
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    I see youve met officer HHRx'Phht'Ythuul
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)21:14 No.15906154
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    K-9 Unit here, where are we needed?
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)21:16 No.15906181
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    University. STAT.

    OBJECTION: FUCK the animal rights groups, just kill it
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)21:16 No.15906182
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    Mecha-tua in bound to aid.
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)21:18 No.15906199
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    Wow, yeah, sending my best men... with some... uh... non-regulation firepower.
    >> Mr. Troll 08/11/11(Thu)21:20 No.15906222
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    Regulation is a loose term...
    North Side and High Street werewolf riot quelled.
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)21:20 No.15906226
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    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)21:20 No.15906229
    Agreed, if it's airborne we can't hold back.

    We can just take it down under air-zone regulations.
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)21:22 No.15906241
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    Hq this is delta-tango-alpha flight, we are currently in pursuit of a code delta fiver terrasque, do we have permission to engage?
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)21:24 No.15906263
    Haha, I just returned from lunch after finishing "Guards! Guards!" and this is the first thread I see.
    Oh /tg/, you never disappoint.
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)21:25 No.15906275
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    Fire at will.
    Heavy weaponry permitted if the target nears sector border.
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)21:26 No.15906290
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    Haz-mat team confirms the origin of the pathogen to be the lab.
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)21:27 No.15906300
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    rolled 5 = 5

    Roger that, Garm 1, fox two.

    that's a hit, negligible dama- wait one.....

    Command, target has sprouted a series of tube on it- WOAH WOAH TAKING FIRE
    >> Mr. Troll 08/11/11(Thu)21:28 No.15906311
    Manshark in bound to hack. He will take a bite out of that AI.
    >> Mr. Troll 08/11/11(Thu)21:29 No.15906326
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    (Capthca ate the image...) >>15906311
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)21:30 No.15906337
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    Roger that, make sure he brings an anti mech team
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)21:31 No.15906345
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    >> Mr. Troll 08/11/11(Thu)21:32 No.15906353
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    This guy does that.
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)21:32 No.15906357
    Haz-Mat, get that pathogen source to the Med Squad. I want that antidote distributed in the Quarantine within the next six hours.

    Don't unnecessarily damage your equipment. Any units still combat-ready, circle round for a second hit. Flash bombs recommended to give time for the tranquilizers.
    Acknowledged, sending in fire squad. Heavy artillery tank on-route, but it'll take a while.
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)21:33 No.15906367
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    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)21:34 No.15906379
    does anyone have the two feet story? It intrigues me
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)21:38 No.15906436
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    OK SIR
    WE WILL TRY TO HOooold.............
    I don't know what to say about this sir......
    but i think "We're Fucked" explain this enough.....
    i'm without a doubt not paid for this
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)21:40 No.15906455
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    Don't worry guys, I think I can take it!
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)21:41 No.15906462
    Fuck it, hold on best you can.
    I'll send a request in to see if we can get a mage to Teleport it far, far away.
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)21:44 No.15906493
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    *suddenly from no where*
    This is Hellfire Division. The General sends his greetings.
    >> Mr. Troll 08/11/11(Thu)21:44 No.15906495
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    Edwardo the Mage shall do it!

    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)21:45 No.15906514
    I don't know what the hell just happened, just give me an update-
    Is it gone?

    Either way, send the General a fruit basket with a thank you card.
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)21:47 No.15906543
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    I've got this.
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)21:50 No.15906570
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    Sample delivered to med team. The cure will be ready shortly.
    >> Mr. Troll 08/11/11(Thu)21:51 No.15906588
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    Report is...
    Yup the Tera-thing is now stuck in short orbit around the sun.
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)21:59 No.15906671
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    ++To the Commander of the planetary garrison: Greetings!++

    ++This is Lord-Admiral Autreus Stark of the His Imperial Majesty's battleship <i>Glorious Victory of Terra</i>. May we be of assistance?++
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)21:59 No.15906673
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    *Yawn* I just got out of bed. What's going on guys?
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)22:03 No.15906717
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    Just a normal day John, Just a normal day
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)22:05 No.15906741
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    And we got bugs on the horizon.

    I swear they dont pay us anywhere near enough
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)22:06 No.15906750
    Yeah, I have to say, I wonder what the fuck this city looks like on a daily basis.

    Insurance rates must be hell.
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)22:09 No.15906793
    Somebody archive this, now.
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)22:09 No.15906802
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    This is... the best thread ever.

    Ain't nothing to report on the south walls.
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)22:11 No.15906821
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    Like this
    Oh well... i'm gonna call the Pest Control
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)22:12 No.15906841
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    Uh... Sir? Looks like the WAAAAG season's starting early this year!
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)22:13 No.15906857
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    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)22:14 No.15906859
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    No, they're just here for the concert
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)22:15 No.15906877
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    Call The Flamers!!
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)22:19 No.15906908
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    Carl is in the house!
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)22:19 No.15906915
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    Oh Ok
    so how're doing with the bugs?
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)22:21 No.15906930
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    Maybe fire wasn't the best idea...
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)22:24 No.15906946
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    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)22:31 No.15907010
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    Atomic Robot Toy Company issued a recall today of their entire line of products. All retail employees are advised to exit the areas where the toys are being held and call their nearest city watch station.
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)22:35 No.15907046
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    Goddamnit we're receiving calls from EVERYWHERE of the city
    how many toy stores we have in this City!!
    Anyway guys, escort the Network team to the stores.
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)22:44 No.15907117
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    Ah shit! Northrump elementary school has been overran by zombies, send in August Squad. advise survivores are holding out on the jungle gym.
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)22:45 No.15907123
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    Ok guys i think it calmed down
    we resolved everything?
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)22:47 No.15907147
    Most of it atleast...
    Just some minor disasters remaing to be resolved.
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)22:48 No.15907151
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    We're going sir
    >> Anonymous 08/11/11(Thu)22:53 No.15907200
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    Crab in the Bay! Crab in the Bay! The Bayt's garrison is holding it off for now, but i think it would be prudent to send a Reaver for back up.
    Ah hell, when it goes down it is going to be one hell of a bio hazzard. better have the Bio's on reserve.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)00:25 No.15908144
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)03:30 No.15909729
    bump for archive
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)03:32 No.15909749
    Treacle Street all quiet, sah.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)04:00 No.15909954
    same as the U now that we finally got the ruckus sorted out. wonder how long till the next explos-BOOM-ion...
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)04:31 No.15910184
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    Guys, you think you have it bad?
    My Superior Officer is a bloody HORSE! Although I have to admit, he does to better work than any of our previous ones...
    And our new standard-issue frying pans are rather effective, too.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)04:37 No.15910221
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    Der supposed to be sum riot, but dey saw me and disrep-derpes-DISPERSED. Must be my new cologne Captn.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)05:19 No.15910490
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    God work Tim
    continue to use your cologne and you could receive a promotion
    thread archived
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)06:08 No.15910779
    now everyone please report from your street
    it seems things have calmed down...
    anyone has taken care of the Crab Attack?
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)07:57 No.15911254
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    The crab has been taken care of sir.
    It was delicious!
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)08:01 No.15911262
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    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)08:20 No.15911335
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    Officer Biggles,Netrunner second class here.

    I must say: the new training regimen in cybercrime here; it's weirdly satisfying.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)14:23 No.15913509
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)15:02 No.15913965
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    Drone support reporting. monitoring sector 5 with four sky eyes and six ceepers.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)19:24 No.15916632
    bump for archive
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)19:27 No.15916669
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    Basset Team alpha reporting in. Shit smells out here.

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