Oh. You playing WoT, too?

Glory for the left side!

ohshitohshitohshit! They are here guys!

*pew* *pew* *pew*

Secret weapon for the left side!
Fuck those Nazi's!
>>15901782

HURM.

Come on right side.... Let's do this!

>>15901807

Die left side scum!

I never really was on your side...

in position

>>15901856

Get your paint right! I can still see skin, bitch!

Nashorn motherfuckers!

LOAD THE BALLISTA!

Fuck yeah! Die right side!

Right side, heavy support available.

Angry Marines FOR THE RIGHT SIIIIIIIIDE

reinforcements en route

I'm done playing around.
FEEL THE FURY, LEFT SIDE

Fuck your monkeys, right side!

Stand fast, ye brave sons of the left.

Special Right Operations here. Who needs to die?

Go left!

Fuck you, lefties!

You have no chance, Left Side. We have SCIENCE! on our side.

fuck you right!

Glory to the left!

Napoleon lends his tactical genius to the left.

Leftbros, need more dakka?

Spellcasters for the glory of the Right!

As do the British join this alliance of the Left

Any last words, left side?

For the Right! Keep fighting!

>>15901956

Prussians charging for right!

The dark fire shall not avail you, right!

Ion cannon ready to deliver death from above and slightly to the right.

>>15901956

nope. And what about you?

Special forces have diffused that nuclear bomb and are now Fucking up those faggots on the right side!

Excuse me, what the fuck are you guys fighting over?

THIS IS THE ENDGAME, LEFT SIDE.

YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND THE FORCE OF THE RIGHT SIDE EMPIRE

meanwhile, in the center

realeas the armor from the armor!

Hold the line, right flank! FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPEROR!!! HOOOOLD!!!

Rifle grenade support for the Left, coming right up

Alan Moore lends his might to the left, for now.

Hold fast right side, deploying Nazi AT-AT walkers now. (The Naz-Naz?)

Right Side Frontline, this is Heavy Support. We are on spot and ready to deliver. Waiting for coordinates. Over.

Titans are on the ground and moving..

Glory to the left.

Hey guys. What's goin' o-
Fuck.

Super Heavy Support for the Right

>>15901988

FUCK YOU TOP!!!

>>15902013
Heavy support, this is bravo team. We have a confirmed Alan Moore at Charlie fiftheen. Fire at will

/k/ommandos deploying to support the left

HURR HURR

DEM RIGHT SIDES GOT PURTY MOUTHS

AN' DEM LEFT-SIDERS TOO

HEY, GEORGE

YEH, BILLYBOB?

HOW 'BOUT WE FUCK 'EM BOTH OVER?

HHHUUURRR HURR HUR HURR! LET'S DO IT, BILLY!

YYYYYYYEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW!

>>15902013
COORDINATES ARE FAR LEFT SIDE, SLIGHTLY UP. RAIN FIRE UPON OUR ENEMIES!
FOR THE RIGHT SIDE!

Titan and concrete sword moving up to reinforce the left

Abraham Lincoln rides for the right!

PILE IT ON, RIGHT SIDE, HERE COMES THE WARHAM

Little girl, get the fuck off the battlefield... No, want wear this goodie filled vest and hand it to the right side, heehaha.

Oh, a trollplay thread! Sagebomb is on standby.

>>15902036
>reinforced concrete sword

Well shit, I have nothing that can top that

>>15902036
Haha they are attacking the left from the right side. We got some heavy armed turncoats with us, righties!

Leftbros! TAKE COVER!

Fucking right scum you killed my buddy!

>>15902015
I challenge you to a gentleman's duel, leftist!

We cannot allow the Left to gain ground.
Release the creature.
God have mercy on us.

SS Division "Traditionelle Spiele" waiting for orders to advance.

REJOICE MEN OF THE LEFT, FOR CREED HAS COME TO LEAD OUR FORCES TO VICTORY!!!

>>15902078
Checkmate to mission control. We are raining upon the enemy formation. over.

(Laugh)...they do not have a prayer.

Left side, right side, all I care about is profit.

ADVENTURE! FOR THE LEFT!

Right command, this is Armor5, we've run into a situation

The Agamemnon leads the fight for the left in space.

>>15902090
Mission control, this is checkmate again. Captcha misfire. Circling back and dropping again, over and out.

>>15902094
SUDDENLY WARPSTORM

Right looks like it needs help. Releasing huge smashy git.

Leftist. You have slaughtered my men. Cut us from reinforcements. But I still stand.
I
WILL
NOT
FALTER

This is LeftHQ: We have unleashed Terran-Lagaan

For the freedom of our people, left brethren!

WHARGRLARHBLR!!!

Foul beastmen of the right die!

The right will never fall.

'sup left, heard you needed a hand

im "right" behind you

>>15902114
Copy that, HQ, engaging enemy bomber formation, over.

>>15902133
Haha Who brings a gun to a sword fight? You stand no chance, left!

ON THE BLOOD OF OUR FATHERS AND THE BLOOD OF OUR SONS!

>>15902159
Checkmate to ground support. We are being overwhelmed. Requesting ground support over.
This is ground support, checkmate. We got your back. Over.

>>15902152
Ohhhhhh shiiiiiiiit

RIGHT HQ, WE HAVE A CODE PURPLE ALERT, REPEAT PURPLE ALERT

rolled 85 = 85

>>15901989

Come on you miserable dogs, stand your ground and fight!!

I am goading mountain trolls to the left with songs of Jesus. With any luck they should help us break the rights lines tonight!

>>15902183
Lone wolf here. I got you covered.
*bang*
Over.

Hold on just a little longer for me, Right Side. I'm almost done preparing.

Yes well, all the right side gone... MANUALLY! WITH THIS!

HA HA! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

Unleasing the ultimate weapon for the right!

CHAAAARRGGEEEEE!!

This is bravo-right-niner-four. Our intel shows you are being over run.

We are authorizing a tactical nuclear strike on your position. Over.

Inbound 2 minutes on Zulu Bravo Four.

>>15902214
get out of here, Bruce.

>>15902198
-Colonel, we are getting huge thermal signatures from this area. Whatever it is, it's alive and huge.
-I can be huge soldier. But it won't be alive that long. Heil Right!
-Hail right!

>>15902180
Someone requested a Wild Weasel flight?

>>15902236

BR94 Launch Detected. SCRAM-TIPPED warhead inbound.

Give the left side hel-!
Oh shit heretic what are you doing

Well, for the good of the right side, we must annihilate the whole battlefield, all of the ships, and in doing so, lose all of our right brothers. Goodbye, you will not die in vain, unless they shoot a laser from their x-wings in the exhaust hole in 5 posts, this battle is over.

FOR THE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

>>15902247
CLEAR SEPARATION. Scram-jet warhead inbound Right Side. Take cover where possible. BR94 out - command is moving to a safer location.

Able swordsman will lead right side to victory!

>>15902249
problem?

>>15902266

>>15902249
IT'S OVER!
GLORY TO THE RIGHT EMPIRE!

FOR THE RIGHT!

>>15902247
We have impact.

>>15902249
>>15902270
Welp, that's game.

>>15902249
BEEZOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM

Left HQ, this is Galm team. We are achieving air superiority

rolled 2 = 2

Dis is da best Waaaahhgg!!! EVER!!

>>15902284
No, you are not, left bastard. Stark is here!

>>15902296
BR94 Here - we detect Human Kamina and Ork Kamina on the same field.

BRACE FOR THE WORSE DESTRUCTION KNOWN TO MAN. EVACUATE THE PLANET.

Admiral Leftfag Mc Anon here, sorry for the waiting. Standin' ready to support ya chaps...

>>15902297
Yes we come.
When winter comes, and the white wind blows.
The lone wolf dies, but the pack survive!
Live Long, Right Side!

I'm...I'm confused. Did the left side win via nuclear strike? Or did the right side have the Deathstar charged and fired before the left side X-Wing destroyed it?

Don't worry I'll save you from those rights.

My people... Workers of the Center... For too long, we have been oppressed. For too long, we have been drafted to fight the wars of the Right and Left, which we want no part in. Which /tg/ wants no part in.

No longer.

No longer, shall we fight and die for causes we do not believe in!

No longer shall we be puppeteered by the madmen of the old regime!

NO! LONGER!

PROLETARIAT OF THE CENTER...

LET THE REVOLUTION BEGIN!

For the Righ-HURGHG!

>>15902297
Right, because you're totally able to fly straight while drunk as hell. Have some missiles for your trouble

For the Greater Right!!

>>15902283
/thread

Right summoning demon for additional support!

>>15902318
Center Terrasque command here, package is en route to left, prepping for delivery to right

NERV joins the fight for left master race. Launching units 00, 01 and 02.

>>15902337
I have re-built the world moments before the Death Star struck. I have removed the Death Star - and ALL planet-destroying weapons. (Planet Ruining like Nuclear, Biological, Orbital Lasers that only wipe out a few miles? Permitted.)

No more cheating. Now get back to killing.

Go, Torterra! Help the Right!!

Meanwhile in the middle..

412th Cadian reporting in. Strike the heretical right-worshipers!

Deploy Josh!
On who?
EVERYONE!!

FOR THE MIDDLE! CHARGE!

>>15902359
IT SEEMS GOD WISHES US TO CONTINUE FIGHTING, VERY WELL THEN!
WE SHALL ATTACK THE RIGHT BY DESTROYING THEIR PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION!

TAKE NO PRISONERS

*ksshk*

Releasing Xenomorph...

*kssshk*

Asuka's rage is upon you right side!

FOR THE RIGHT

Knight errant cat fights for great justice

Who shall face me!?

God here. I found these things called Tyranids wandering the void. I sent them your way. Should be fun.

Hope you don't mind.

cant we just get along?

Presidential cavalry charges for the left side

>>15902489
SCREEEEEEEEE

We're winning! Drive them back!

>>15902511
In ambush position, preparing to attack enemies of the middle.

Left HQ, please, PLEASE RESPOND!

We have intel, I repeat, we have IMPORTANT INTEL!

We're coming in hot and we need some covering fire, ASAP!

jesuschirst he's getting closer...!

bear jew is neutrally dangerous

BEHOLD

>>15902526
>>15902526

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Welcome to the Right Side how tough are you?

Walking the path of heaven... from the right.

CLOCK UP

FUCK THE RIGHTS

ACK ACK! ACK ACK ACK, ACK ACK, ACK ACK ACK ACK!

ACK ACK, ACK ACK ACK ACK ACk. ACK. ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK. ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK.

ACK ACK,
ACK.

Alright then, chaps, I think this has gone on long enough.

Both sides are hereby under arrest for illegal use of war, havin' concealed weaponry, ILLEGAL tramplin' of the flowers, and not properly givin' warnin', and tresspassin'.

Cease and desist at once.

rolled 29 = 29

The image limit has been hit.

What now?

>>15902586
>image limit
>cease and desist

Perfect ending.

>>15902615

<<<<---
Taste my text blade!!!

>>15902633
HAVE AT THEE FOUL BEAST

^
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PATA PATA PON -chuck-

>>15902615
>Creed_In_the_center.jpg

Hope you enjoy those Titans, ████ side.

>>15902586

The Power of Carrot

Good game, Left Side Anons. There were a couple twists and turns (Including God remaking the planet just for us to keep fighting, what the hell?), but it was great.


Same time next week?

>>15902633
F'''''<BANG!!

>>15902642
LEFT LANCES AT THE READY

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>>15902652
Alright chaps, who is on for a game of football?

>>15902665
<------
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RIGHT SPEARS READY!

<<<<T
I
I
I
(swish!!)

RIGHT BOWS READY!

<-(--|
<-(--|
<-(--|
<-(--|

LEFT BOWS READY!

<-(--|
<-(--|
<-(--|
<-(--|

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BEHOLD THE ENEMY CRAB!!

[ o ]

Now for a game of footie.

God here... new thread time. Textual war does not suit me.

>>15902770

Left side is getting dicked over!
C====/ )