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    219 KB Abaddon Quest: the Crackdown OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/28/11(Thu)15:09 No.15734989  

    You are Ezekyle Abaddon. The Despoiler, the Warmaster of Chaos, Son of Horus and leader of the Black Legion. And you’re out to make the galaxy your bitch.

    Alright, here’s a brief summary of what’s happened so far:

    - got a pair of bionic arms
    - called the 14th Black Crusade
    - contacted Ahriman and told him you want to do some time travel
    - rallied some of the other champions
    - physically ripped Sindri’s soul out of the warp and bound him to your bionic arm
    - physically ripped Araghast’s soul out of the warp and bound him to your codpiece
    - had Eliphas steal a couple of hundred jokaero
    - got all the Crusading ships together, revealed that you’re back in time to kill the Emperor as a kid
    - traveled back in time to ancient Terra, launched drop pods
    - suddenly, Eldar and dinosaurs everywhere
    - realize you got sent into the prehistoric era
    - fought some Eldar and raptors
    - retrieved a t-rex, a female Eldar warrior, a senile Alpha legion dread and a mostly-dead terminator
    - got back to flagship, smacked Ahriman’s shit for fucking up
    - told Ahriman you want to convert the Eldar to Chaos, as they don’t seem to know about its existence
    - visited Eldar captive, beat her, raped her, got her pregnant with a Lovecraftian chaos tentacle monster that she gave birth to five minutes later, got her pregnant again, and brainwashed her using warp magic (THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS)
    - had chat with tentacle abomination sonaughter, smacked around for being a brat
    - visited jokaero, had power armour commissioned for sonaughter, had them fuse dreadnought and terminator into a two-headed terminought, turned t-rex into steed and had it outfitted with weapons
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/28/11(Thu)15:11 No.15735010
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    - chatted with Eldar captive, brainwashed/seduced some more and planned to make her your waifu as part of yet-to-be-fully-realized scheme to convert Eldar to Chaos
    - called for war council, formed schemes
    - got attacked by Eldar ships
    - warpstorm got created and your war council was teleported onto the Eldar flagship
    - butchered a bunch of Eldar, captured about a dozen and converted one to Chaos
    - encountered the ship’s High Seer and her retinue
    - threw a dreadclaw at her, had Ahriman take her to ship
    - killed some more Eldar
    - encountered elite Eldar force, scared the shit out of them so bad they fled in terror
    - had Eldar fleet surrender, raped two Seers
    - found the wounded Noddaba, had half your boarding party wiped out by a Wraith-Giant
    - fought with Wraith-Giant that you eventually corrupted with warp energies

    You start getting off the ground shortly after your fall. You see the Wraith-Giant Asukan laying flat on the shattered floor, it’s massive wraithbone body rumbling occasionally. Khorne’s mark can be seen on it’s wounds, glowing hotter with each second.

    Nearby you can see the remaining war council champions coming out of from hiding, the area now safe with Asukan down. The Seers reappear too, the lower half of their robes now wet with piss. You can hear someone screaming near the scorched ground where the Wraith-Giant’s cannon hit. In the corner of the command bridge you can see Noddaba, still in place and still injured.

    What now, warmaster?

    (rolls are 1d100 with higher being better, and any rolls of 66, 77, 88, or 99 will result in that action being chosen above all and "enhanced", as it has clearly been blessed by the Dark Gods)
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)15:14 No.15735038
    rolled 38 = 38

    Demand a fist bump for taking down a fucking WRAITHLORD THE SIZE OF A TITAN all by yourself.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)15:15 No.15735053
    rolled 56 = 56

    Do a victory dance.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)15:17 No.15735077
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    rolled 64 = 64

    >MFW more Abaddon quest
    Rolling for thinking of a way to get a huge ass wraith-thing onto your ship.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)15:19 No.15735088
    rolled 96 = 96

    Fuck all that shit. Check on Noddaba goddammit the kid is bleeding out and shit.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)15:23 No.15735129
    rolled 62 = 62

    Get an apothecary for Nodabba and detail some troops to get the Wraith-Giant back onto the Vengeful Spirit. After that, get some Kill-Teams over here to sweep the ship. Capture what Eldar we can, kill the rest.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)15:25 No.15735152
    rolled 54 = 54

    Seconding these.
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 07/28/11(Thu)15:27 No.15735167
    rolled 33 = 33

    make the wraith titan apologise to noddaba
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/28/11(Thu)15:28 No.15735185
    Remembering Noddaba's wounds you immediately head over to the spawn to see how he is doing.

    As you approach the creature does not respond. At first you think it may have passed out from blood loss or worse, but then you hear a snore emanate from Noddaba. You can see scabs slowly forming over the thing's wounds.

    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 07/28/11(Thu)15:29 No.15735201
    rolled 92 = 92

    Beacause I'm Abaddon Muthafuka!!! (brofist)
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)15:30 No.15735208
    rolled 3 = 3

    Ask why the fuck he wasn't fighting.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)15:30 No.15735211
    rolled 50 = 50

    Brofist with Khârn. "It takes a special kind of badass, broseph."
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)15:31 No.15735216
    rolled 40 = 40

    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)15:32 No.15735235
    rolled 93 = 93

    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)15:34 No.15735260
    rolled 12 = 12

    Combine these!
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)15:34 No.15735261
    "A father can do great feats when their child is in danger" you say as you gentle stroke the cheek of your childs resting form, "Collect the prisoners, bind the seers, and tell Doomrider he can get his pick of the bitches aboard." Look over the Khornate symbols covering the wraith giant, "Looks like war has chosen this vessel, Kharn, I want you to take command of this ship, name it what you want and the like, or appoint on of your other champions at captain it."
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)15:35 No.15735270
    rolled 89 = 89

    right, forgot the roll.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)15:36 No.15735282
    rolled 6 = 6

    rerolling for this

    dont want no gay faggotry
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 07/28/11(Thu)15:38 No.15735294
    rolled 22 = 22

    Best speech & no Roll!!
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/28/11(Thu)15:38 No.15735301
    You walk over to Kharn and give him a manly hug. You then give him a manly ass slap. You looks at you a bit awkwardly before laughing and punching you in the shoulder. You hear servos break as he does.

    Meanwhile, you continue to hear screaming from the scorched area of the bridge. You also see the two Seers with blood covering their eyes, falling and tripping as they attempt to walk around.
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 07/28/11(Thu)15:41 No.15735314
    rolled 43 = 43

    NOW we can do this>>15735261
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)15:41 No.15735319
    rolled 64 = 64

    Gesture your troops to be quiet.
    Sneak up on them, then surprise buttsex.
    Kharn is allowed to tag team if he wants to.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)15:42 No.15735326
    rolled 6 = 6

    time for some celebatory bloody assrape
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)15:42 No.15735327
    rolled 68 = 68

    This >>15735261
    Then check up on that screaming.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)15:43 No.15735342
    rolled 92 = 92

    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)15:43 No.15735343
    rolled 23 = 23

    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)15:44 No.15735353
    rolled 72 = 72

    Find out who the fuck is screaming
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)15:44 No.15735359
    rolled 59 = 59

    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)15:45 No.15735366
    rolled 43 = 43

    Tzeentch bless this roll.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)15:45 No.15735369
    rolled 86 = 86



    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)15:46 No.15735381
    You're just upset because your faggot speech won't come.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)15:48 No.15735393
    rolled 50 = 50

    Both of these
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)15:49 No.15735398
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    rolled 39 = 39

    >You also see the two Seers with blood covering their eyes, falling and tripping as they attempt to walk around.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)15:51 No.15735415
    rolled 10 = 10


    Strike them down, and take their souls. Feed them to your spawn,so that he may get used to the taste.

    Also look who in the name of Tzeentch is screaming over there.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/28/11(Thu)15:59 No.15735490
    As you watch the Seers blinded and defenseless a sickening idea crosses your mind once more. You signal for your marines to keep quite.

    You then begin moving towards the Seers, the other astartes following. Once close enough, you grab onto the robes of one. "Lord Abaddon? Is that you?!" he asks.

    You pull your hand over his mouth and tear off the back of his robes. The other Seer swerves her head around as Kharn sneaks up on her and grabs the Eldar.

    "SURPRISE!" he shouts

    Both of you remove your codpeices and thrust forward into the Eldar.


    Once every marines had a turn, the Seers drop to the have been passed out for the last minute.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)16:03 No.15735524
    rolled 16 = 16


    [[And this is how dark eldar actually were made.]]

    Take their broken souls and fashion them into a weapon similar to a Terrorfex. You never know when you could use something like that.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)16:03 No.15735529
    rolled 18 = 18

    Hijack the ship.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)16:05 No.15735546
    rolled 60 = 60

    Wake them up, teech them about how we did this out of our faith for Slaanesh.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)16:06 No.15735565
    rolled 7 = 7

    This followed by finding out WHO THE FUCK IS SCREAMING
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)16:07 No.15735573
    Fuck off with your gay ass speech.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)16:07 No.15735579
    rolled 33 = 33

    Check on that screaming.
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 07/28/11(Thu)16:17 No.15735652
    rolled 36 = 36

    probably the for the best
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)16:21 No.15735688
    rolled 35 = 35


    Do this.

    Then, put Kharn in command of the corrupted Wraith-Giant and give him the ship.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/28/11(Thu)16:21 No.15735689
    You decide to wake up the Seers. You start prodding them with Sidnri until they awake. The female immediately jumps up onto ehr feet, the male screams before swinging blindly at the air.

    "STOP IT! NO!" he screams. The other merely stands where she is and breathes heavily.

    "Why do you treat us in this manner, Abaddon?" she asks.

    You begin explaining to her that your previous actions were done to please Slaanesh, one of your mighty gods. The male stops thrashing about and listens as you speak. "What is this Slaanesh?" the girl Eldar asks "Tell me more."

    So you begin telling both of them about Slaanesh, how he values life and pleasure above all else. You tell them that those who follow Slaanesh are blessed with ultimate ecstasy.

    After a few moments the Seer speaks. "So if I followed this Slaanesh then it would grant me whatever I desired?"
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)16:24 No.15735708
    rolled 78 = 78


    Nod. "Slaanesh IS they very personification of desire, forged in highest perfection. If you would give yourself unto him, this entire grey, dead world will turn into a bitter-sweet mixture of sound and image - and maybe ice cream, we're no certain about that."
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)16:24 No.15735710
    rolled 63 = 63


    "Any sensation you desire, whether it be pain or pleasure, as long as you follow him. Pretty sweet deal, huh?"
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)16:26 No.15735722
    rolled 11 = 11

    This, then tell them about the other three main gods aswell.
    Refer to Nurgle as Papa Nurg.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)16:27 No.15735729
    rolled 5 = 5

    re-roll for this
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)16:27 No.15735732
    rolled 76 = 76

    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)16:27 No.15735734
    rolled 1 = 1


    Oh yeah, it would probably be a good idea to inform them of the other Chaos gods. No sense in limiting their exposure, after all.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)16:28 No.15735743
    rolled 50 = 50


    Oh for fuck's sake, quit dancing around and give us that blessing already.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)16:29 No.15735753
    Eldar player year:

    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)16:31 No.15735763
    rolled 19 = 19

    I'm gonna roll something high and not state any action just to annoy you guys.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)16:31 No.15735768


    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)16:33 No.15735786
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    Hey, OP.
    Did I tell you that I love you?
    Well, fuck, you're awesome.
    That's all, carry on.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/28/11(Thu)16:35 No.15735799
    You tell the Seer that Slaanesh would give her a perfect world of desire. A lecherous smile appears on her face. "Well then, I'm more than willing to submit to this god."

    The other Eldar. "I as well." he says "Glory to Slaanesh!"

    You can see Lucius smiling and chuckling lightly at the Eldar. Then another sound, more screaming from the direction of the scorched area.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)16:36 No.15735812
    rolled 66 = 66

    Investigate source of screaming.
    Tell whoever is screaming to shut up, we're trying to make chaos eldar here.
    Possibly kill or convert them.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)16:36 No.15735818
    This is the fourth roll I won this thread.
    Holy shit.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)16:37 No.15735824
    rolled 69 = 69


    "How the fuck are you SUPPOSED to convert someone to Chaos with all that blasted NOISE?!"

    Get to the bridge.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)16:42 No.15735870
    Dude, how retarded are these Eldar.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)16:43 No.15735881

    It's basically before the Fall of the Eldar, thus, you have Prot-Dark Eldar that probably enjoyed the assrape.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)16:43 No.15735882
    rolled 71 = 71


    They have no idea how Chaos works at this point.

    We're doing them a favor of teaching them instead of just wiping them all out immediately.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/28/11(Thu)16:47 No.15735908
    Sick of that bloody screaming, you decide to see what the source of it is.

    You stride over to the scorched spot of the bridge. There you find a chaos marine, or at least most of one.

    The Master of Hounds, the iron warrior who arrived in the dreadclaw, lies on the ground. Nearly half of his body, including his right arm and leg, have been removed. Vaporized by the Wraith-Giant's cannon. His torso is mangled and burned horrible along the right side and his head is seriously fucked up, twisted ceramite melted with burned flesh. The Master of Hounds thrashes around while screaming unintelligibly, still alive although wounded horribly.

    You tell teh iron warrior to be quiet. He responded by screaming again and spitting up a loobie.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)16:48 No.15735925
    Yeah, but Slaanesh even didn't exist back then. :/

    Or the Chaos Space Marines.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)16:49 No.15735935
    rolled 82 = 82


    Well shit, call for some medical attention, then go back to finish dealing with our Chaos Eldar-in-training.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)16:49 No.15735942
    Time travel, bitch.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)16:50 No.15735944
    rolled 96 = 96


    Transfer him into a dreadnought, if we stil have any empty one.
    If that should not be the case, give him the gift of Nurgle and use him as a demonstration object for the Eldar, showing how his frantic screaming lessens as his body is covered by rot and fungi.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)16:51 No.15735954
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    rolled 98 = 98

    >Nearly half of his body, including his right arm and leg, have been removed.
    >nearly half of his body

    Have the jokaero turn him into this.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)16:51 No.15735955
    rolled 73 = 73

    I was going to roll for some magical warp healing, but then I saw your 96.
    Oh, might aswell.
    Still have a 7% of beating you.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)16:52 No.15735980
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    rolled 78 = 78


    Normally I'd protest at the use of anime art for this, but holy shit that looks awesome
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 07/28/11(Thu)16:53 No.15735989
    rolled 14 = 14

    Get an apothicary and some jokaero, ASAP!!
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/28/11(Thu)17:00 No.15736056
    You realize that although seriously damaged, the Master of Hounds can still be of use. You call over one of the few remaining sorcerers and tell him to contact the Vengeful Spirit.

    You tell the sorcerer you want to him to bring the iron warrior's body to the simian barrack and have them engineer a specific "bionic upgrade" for him, rather than putting him in a dreadnought. You tell the sorcerer the details of it. He nods and begins contacting the Spirit for an extraction.

    The Eldar Seers walk over to you. "So Abaddon, I suppose we had best begin some "negotations" now?"
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)17:02 No.15736071
    "Yeah, let's .. negotiate."
    Seek private room, commence rape.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)17:03 No.15736079
    rolled 95 = 95

    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)17:06 No.15736117
    rolled 60 = 60

    The sorcerer called for an extraction right?
    Get them aboard out ship and tell Ahriman to get the High Seer ready. It's about time we converted these fuckers.
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 07/28/11(Thu)17:07 No.15736124
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    rolled 15 = 15

    Since when is it rap if theyre willing? Also WHAT IS THIS!! I DON"T EVEN!!!!
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)17:11 No.15736167
    rolled 44 = 44


    *taps out to a more appropriate champion, Doomrider!*
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)17:13 No.15736192
    rolled 40 = 40


    Oh yes. Indeed, we have much to show you. There is far more to Chaos than just Slaanesh, and far more to be gained from submitting to it.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)17:15 No.15736210
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    >OPs face when every second post ends in rape
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)17:16 No.15736221
    Eldar have known about chaos since M2, this whole thing is silly.
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 07/28/11(Thu)17:16 No.15736227
    rolled 75 = 75

    Thank you. I support this.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)17:18 No.15736238
    rolled 46 = 46


    Seconding this.

    Jesus guys, there's far more we can do than just stick our dick in everything.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/28/11(Thu)17:19 No.15736249
    You tell both of the Seers that perhaps it would be best to take it to a more private location. The female Seer presses her body against your armour. "I think that's a good idea." she says before sticking her tongue into your mouth.

    The three of you head over to a chamber by the bridge, then lock it and have some enlightening negations.


    After defiling the Seers for the third time so far so walk out of the chamber. Suddenly a voice chimes over the vox.

    "Abaddon what is going on?" Ahriman asks "I'm waiting for you on the Spirit. Have you dealt with the Eldar flagship?"
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 07/28/11(Thu)17:19 No.15736250
    rolled 81 = 81

    This is prehistory Pre-M0, they know nothing
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)17:21 No.15736265
    rolled 47 = 47


    "Oh yes, in more ways than one."

    (And I hope you guys have some plans for introducing them to other Chaos gods BESIDES Slaanesh?)
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)17:22 No.15736279
    rolled 74 = 74

    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)17:23 No.15736287
    rolled 89 = 89

    I was negotiating terms of peace with our new eldar friends.
    I'm sure they understand the very concept of Slaanesh now.
    On your question, I gave the Eldar Flagship to Kharn.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)17:24 No.15736290
    rolled 94 = 94


    I think introducing them to Malal might just be a BAD IDEA. Just maybe.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)17:25 No.15736312
    rolled 33 = 33

    "Bitch I boarded the flagship, fired my cannon at it and spread my taint all over it. Now when are we getting a shuttle of this thing?"
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)17:26 No.15736324
    rolled 98 = 98

    I think the plan is to have Ahriman and some sorcerer's spread the knowledge of Tzeentch, and have Kharn brew up a civil war for Khorne, Nurglites brew up a mind plague, and I'm pretty sure we could easily gather Slannesh followers.

    Anyway, return to the Spirit and prepare to set a course to the eldar homeworld(s).
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)17:37 No.15736422

    It's nice to see a suggesting BESIDES "lol raep them" get the higheset roll for once.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)17:38 No.15736430
    rolled 36 = 36

    I'm rolling my rape chance just because of you.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/28/11(Thu)17:42 No.15736465
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    You inform Ahriman that you have taken control of the Eldar vessel. You ask Ahriman to send in a few dreadclaws to extract you and your group from the ship.

    You then vox the Vengeful Spirit's navigator and inform him that you want him to take the fleet towards the location of the Eldar worlds as soon as possible. "Very well, lord. I shall do so once we have found out where their worlds are."

    Soon several dreadclaws arrive. You, the remaining war council, Noddaba and the wounded Eldar prisoners head inside and are taken to the Vengeful Spirit.

    As you head towards the ship you notice it's in a nasty shape. Several holes in the hull can be seen and there is a warp storm coming out of it's side.

    As soon as you step out of the dreadclaw you see Ahriman stand before you.

    "Greetings Abaddon." he says "Looking forward to a report of our current situation?"
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)17:42 No.15736471
    rolled 8 = 8

    Status reports are for pussies.
    Use Sindri to repair our ship with SPACE BITS.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)17:43 No.15736479
    rolled 81 = 81

    Fuck that, I'm getting a 99 now.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)17:44 No.15736487
    rolled 54 = 54


    I leave you in charge here for five fucking minutes and look what happens. Do you want to hear a status report of how my boarding party went? Because it went a hell of a lot better than how MY FUCKING SHIP LOOKS RIGHT NOW.

    Bitchslap him again.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)17:46 No.15736495
    rolled 52 = 52

    >"Very well, lord. I shall do so once we have found out where their worlds are."
    Scour the databanks of our captured ships, the eldar aboard will surely help us.
    >"Looking forward to a report of our current situation?"
    "Clearly shit has hit the fan, we need to repair it, even if that means I have to punch it to fix it."
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)17:47 No.15736505
    Half of my army has been blown away by the Wraith-Giant.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)17:48 No.15736512
    rolled 44 = 44

    Followed by a good smacking.
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 07/28/11(Thu)17:49 No.15736518
    rolled 70 = 70

    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)17:50 No.15736531
    rolled 91 = 91

    Fuck status reports. Bring me to the high seer.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/28/11(Thu)17:58 No.15736575
    You tell Ahriman that you don't care for reports right now, and wish to see the captured High Seer immediately.

    Ahriman nods in compliance. "Very well. I'll just save that news for after such a priority has been dealt with."

    Ahriman takes you to the sorcery chambers. Inside you see the black-haired High Seer lying on the ground. See is bound with a series of chains, each link with daemonic runes scribbled on, and psychic wards surrounding her in a circle. She looks up with a hateful gaze as you enter.

    "She's an extremely powerful psyker. I needed every sorcerer on the ship to bind her." he says "I've yet to break her mind, I thought that should wait until after you talked with her. I took care to heal the majority of her wounds."
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)17:59 No.15736581
    rolled 15 = 15

    pray to our gods for our ship, and let them weave the blood of the fallen into the fabric of our vassal, fixing it with organic patchwork imbued with the fabric of chaos itself, making it just as strong as before, but with an enchanting presence.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)18:02 No.15736599
    rolled 33 = 33

    Dismiss Ahriman and speak with the seer.
    >> dice+1d100 Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)18:05 No.15736621
    rollin' for this
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 07/28/11(Thu)18:06 No.15736628
    rolled 36 = 36

    tell this woman about Tzeentch
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)18:06 No.15736630
    rolled 70 = 70

    I second this.
    However it does seem a bit godmode-ish. Perhaps when I get a blessing.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)18:08 No.15736635
    rolled 63 = 63

    Talk to the seer, explain to her that we are retaliating for her people attacking out planet (hey it is our planet)
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)18:09 No.15736639
    rolled 40 = 40

    Well we are talking about the god's doing this themselves tbh, so I guess it makes sense. Other, more god-mode stuff has happened before in this quest so it's not unusual.

    Rolling for this, and for talking the eldar into converting to tzeentch through a long complex argument. This argument lasts at least an hour.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)18:11 No.15736657
    rolled 33 = 33

    Speak to her, not demanding but as if talking to a friend. Ask her about the planet they are on, why they are there, and if they knew anything regarding the two Alpha Legionaries (if she doesn't know anything, go off topic). Also find out how to best convert her to Chaos.

    Also >>15736581
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)18:12 No.15736665
    rolled 4 = 4

    Approach high Seer cautiously. Smile and be as polite as possible. Explain that you did not know this planet was theirs and that you are messengers from the gods here to bless the races of the galaxy.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)18:14 No.15736688
    rolled 56 = 56

    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)18:15 No.15736695
    rolled 86 = 86

    gah, re-roll.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)18:16 No.15736697
    rolled 43 = 43

    Tell her the truth. You're a motherfucking demigod here to spread his SUPERIOR faith and that she and her bitch-ass eldar on invading your planet.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)18:20 No.15736723
    rolled 50 = 50

    Sound nice, ask how she is doing, utterly confuse her with your friendliness and even invite her to your wedding.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/28/11(Thu)18:27 No.15736761
    Still appalled by the damage that was done to your ship, you make a quick prayer to the Ruinous Powers. You ask that they repair the damages to the ship with the remains of the fallen.

    A few moments later Ahriman's vox barks and he answers it. "Hello? Yes? Yes. What do you mean, melding? Dammit just stay were you are." Ahriman turns to you. "The serfs are reporting that the ship's metal has started eating the corpses of the crewmen. I've got to check on this."

    Ahriman leaves and you turn to the High Seer. You stride over to the Eldar with a friendly look on your face. You look down at her and ask, in a warm tone, why she is on your planet.

    She scowls and scoffs at you. "What do you mean "your planet"? Terrestria has been our hunting reserve for the last two centuries." she says "I have governed over this world for half those years. Why are YOU on MY world?"
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)18:30 No.15736790
    rolled 73 = 73

    Slap this bitch
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)18:32 No.15736803
    rolled 11 = 11

    "Greetings.... FROM THE FUTURE!" Explain who we are, why we're here, and enlighten her on the Gods of Chaos. Methinks Tzeentch would be right up her alley.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)18:33 No.15736809
    rolled 95 = 95

    Godsdammit, Malal. Get out of here. Reroll.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)18:34 No.15736826
    rolled 34 = 34

    Let's keep smiling and inform her that it is our planet now.

    Then confuse her with friendly small talk, like, how she is doing, if she would like to attend our wedding, does she have family back home.

    Tzeentch bless my roll!
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)18:38 No.15736851
    rolled 2 = 2

    Inform her once more that this is our planet, and always has been. Inform her that this infact, is our very homeworld. Speak with an indignant air, and let the God's bless our tongue, so that she truly feels guilty for defiling our planet.

    Also, LOLconversion to Tzeentch.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)18:39 No.15736853
    rolled 2 = 2

    Well, fuck that shit. Re-roll.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)18:41 No.15736864
    rolled 40 = 40

    OK, I'm calling bullshit, and one last re-roll. I will rage so hard if I get another 2.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)18:41 No.15736866
    XD Sucks to suck, warp spawn.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/28/11(Thu)18:44 No.15736892
    You inform the High Seer that right now it isn't your planet but it will be someday, as you are from the future.

    You continue speaking. You tell her that you are great demigod champions have traveled back in time to spread the word of the Chaos gods.

    As you speak, the High Seer spits, hitting you in the eye. "Shut up, Just shut it, you blabbering fool." she says "Time travel? Do you honestly expect me to believe that? And the only gods are Asuryan, Vaul and the rest of the pantheon."

    She spits at your face again. "Take your lies elsewhere, heretic."
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)18:46 No.15736905
    rolled 6 = 6

    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)18:46 No.15736907
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    Re-rolls should,by all means, be limited to one.

    If you totally and under any circumstances want the story to happen like you want it to happen, make it your own.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)18:47 No.15736922
    rolled 35 = 35

    bring the eldar that have turned to chaos to show her what awaits whether thou free will of force
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)18:47 No.15736924
    "Terrestria, huh? Odd, we always called it Terra... Eh, probably a bit of language corruption there."

    "In any case, this has been our planet for as long as I can remember, which is more than a few thousand years. Perhaps recent events have unsettled your memory a little?"

    Attempt to get Sindri to do Tzeentchian mind dickery.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)18:47 No.15736926
    rolled 64 = 64

    Summon a greater daemon of Tzeentch to convince her otherwise.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)18:47 No.15736930

    Stop this bullshit at once.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)18:48 No.15736934
    rolled 47 = 47


    Forgot my roll.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)18:48 No.15736936
    rolled 80 = 80

    Heretic she says? Feels just like home doesn't it?

    Tell her that she will see in time, but in the meantime how does she feel about attending your wedding?
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)18:48 No.15736937
    rolled 86 = 86

    rerolling. may chaos bless my roll
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)18:49 No.15736944

    Bitchslap her.

    With the claw of Horus.

    If she should survive this, make smalltalk about the Necrons and various other things non-eldar should actually not know.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)18:50 No.15736955
    rolled 80 = 80


    You must construct additional coffeine.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)18:51 No.15736962
    it'd be cool if rerolls were allowed, but if you get a chaos double it causes the god to curse you instead of favor you.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)18:54 No.15736981

    It'd be cool if people would stop making 4 rerolls for their idea because they can't live with the idea of somebody else advancing the quest, regardless of "enchanced rolls"
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)18:56 No.15736997
    rolled 38 = 38

    Rolling for this. Also, before this, allude to the knowledge we have of the Necrons, but don't go into detail, let her wonder how we know.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)18:57 No.15737009
    rolled 90 = 90

    Channel the power of Chaos into creating a truly fearful visage for yourself.

    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/28/11(Thu)18:58 No.15737015
    It seems that if this bitch won't listen to you, then perhaps you out to let her former servants convince her.

    You vox the serfs and tell them to bring in the converted Eldar. After a few minutes they arrive. First if Ishdra, your bride-to-be, wearing the dress Lucius sewed. Then the two Seers, both still putting on their clothes as they enter the room. Last is one of the Eldar squad leaders who you turned into a Khornate using Sindri.

    The High Seer's expression turns from hate to shock. "What is this? Why are my people with you?!"
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:00 No.15737042
    rolled 34 = 34

    "They have accepted the wondrous gift of Chaos."
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:01 No.15737052
    rolled 71 = 71


    "The question,my dear, is why you are not with me.
    I know your kind - behind your masquerade of pride, you all long for something very special - be it hope,honor,sensation or power.

    Following the sacred paths of Chaos may fullfill this desire, given that you are willing to walk on it's warped paths.

    For, eventually, 'Chaos' is the only true answer."
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:01 No.15737058
    rolled 88 = 88

    "Because they have seen the benefits of serving Chaos, in time I am sure you will too.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:02 No.15737062
    rolled 43 = 43

    "We captured them for Chaos."
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:02 No.15737065
    rolled 43 = 43

    Show her why.

    Let her feel why.

    Let both the eldars and you show her why!!!!
    Let her feel why.
    Also get Ahriman to exemplify it too at the same time.
    And your sonaughter!

    She is powerful? we must make it even more extraordinary so she understands the feelings that would grant her the wildest most satisfactory dreams.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:02 No.15737068
    rolled 40 = 40


    "Because by my damned balls, if heresy's wrong, I don't know anyone who wants to be right."
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:03 No.15737075
    rolled 16 = 16

    mix this all up and proceed.
    multi-vectored mind attacks FTW
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:03 No.15737076
    rolled 57 = 57


    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:05 No.15737090
    rolled 59 = 59

    This this. This is the shit.

    Slaanesh wants eldar more than the others. Slaanesh deservers a bigger share of them and he she will get it.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:08 No.15737115
    rolled 53 = 53


    Rolling for this
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/28/11(Thu)19:10 No.15737127
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    You tell her that they have given their souls to Chaos, understand fully the benefits of serving your gods.

    The High Seer's expression turns hateful once more. She bares her teeth as she stares at her former servants with disgust and loathing. You can hear the chains binding her grind as psychic energy attempts to break through them.

    The High Seer turns to you and screams. "YOU BASTARD! YOU HERETIC!" she yells "I WILL KILL YOU FOR LYING AND TRICKING MY PEOPLE!"
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:11 No.15737135
    rolled 35 = 35

    Stockholm Syndrome. induce stockholm syndrome in her. use Sindri or another sorcerous power to accelerate time in the room so one hour in reality is six months in the room.

    Proceed to inflict the most severe form of stockholm's syndrome ever performed- The great four will be be pleased ,as Abaddon uses all their domains....
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:12 No.15737138
    rolled 80 = 80

    "Good. Use your aggressive feelings. Let the hate flow through you."
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:12 No.15737141
    rolled 10 = 10

    redirectan this for this one :

    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:13 No.15737153
    rolled 1 = 1

    Dark force corruption up in this shit! the more you fight it the more it swallows you whole
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:14 No.15737159
    rolled 30 = 30


    Grab her chin with Sindri.
    "If anything, I might kill YOU, pathethic little brat.

    If didn't travel back multiple eons in time just to waste the latter with someone having a case of being a little bitch.

    I'll make it simple. Follow me - or die so my demons may torture your soul for and eternity and a half. I might also defile your corpse,actually.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:14 No.15737165
    rolled 3 = 3

    Lying? I think we have been perfectly honest, she probably needs more truth. Like how the chaos gods could help her people destroy the Necron.

    And then tell her of the chaos gods.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:15 No.15737171
    rolled 84 = 84

    Do the Chaos know about Kaela Mensha Khaine? If so use his existance to attempt to trick them into thinking Khaine is an Avatar of Khorne
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:16 No.15737180
    rolled 83 = 83

    "You will?"

    Put Sindri on her and let the stick have fun for its great services.

    It can satisfy whatever god or gods it wishes as long as the bitch wont die
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:18 No.15737192
    Khorne is close
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:20 No.15737208
    rolled 83 = 83


    supper fun fun upgrade tiem for Sindri!
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:20 No.15737212
    rolled 15 = 15

    "You ungrateful brat! I didn't travel this far back to be met with scorn and accusations. If you wish to survive when the Necrons rise up in our time, you'll need the protection of our gods. For our gods are eternal and indestructible, yet in our time, yours had perished many millennia ago. Whether you believe me or not is your decision, but it will affect the fate of your race. For every Eldar that refuses to be helped, the less chance your species will have of survival."
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:20 No.15737215
    Plus Ahriman, who searches for the Eldar collective of knowledge, the Black Library would probably be privvy to such information if Abbadon isn't
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:21 No.15737219
    rolled 70 = 70

    Sindri the Magical multifunctional every day Arm mounted staff wand dildo.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/28/11(Thu)19:22 No.15737228
    Noticing her rage you think this would be a good time to bring up Khorne via some trickery.

    You tell her that her gods and your gods aren't unrelated. You tell the High Seer that her god of war Khaine is actually an avatar of your blood god Khorne.

    She spits on your face again. "Now you pile heresy upon heresy! You suggest that your gods are above mine?!" She shouts. "I WILL MURDER YOU BASTARD!"

    You hear a grinding noise and see cracks appear along the chains binding the High Seer.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:25 No.15737245
    rolled 55 = 55

    enrage her even more.
    make her so furious to break them. then whip out Sindri and warphaxor all her khronate rage in slaaneshi lust.

    Fun tiems for Eldar conversion.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:25 No.15737248
    rolled 63 = 63

    Slap her then surprise buttsecks.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:26 No.15737255
    rolled 14 = 14


    Look at the chains, smile slightly, then order everyone out. Limber up, then tell Ahriman to release the bindings.

    Time to give Khorne one Hell of a show.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:26 No.15737258
    rolled 74 = 74

    rerollin, c'mon 88
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:27 No.15737262
    rolled 34 = 34


    Place a hand gently on the High Seer's shoulder and calm her down with the power of love
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:27 No.15737265
    rolled 72 = 72

    Slaanesh and Khorne....

    Make a reenactment of the Khronatte show.

    Make it hurt. Make it so that blood spils out of her orifices. make it feel good...
    >> Cegorach 07/28/11(Thu)19:27 No.15737266
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    Grab her face with SSSINNNDRIIIIIII and show her all the glory of chaos with our warp-powers.
    She WILL comply. Wether she wants to or not.

    This is not a question of when, since the when is now. It is a question of how much does she want it to hurt.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:27 No.15737267
    rolled 61 = 61

    " I can see you can not understand through words...Actions mean more to you, do they not?" Order her bonds released and beat the ever loving shit out of her with everything you have to show her how much stronger Chaos is
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:27 No.15737271
    rolled 32 = 32


    Tell her that Khain in fact is Khorne's maidservant, that Isha currently acts as Nurgle's mistress and that Vaul constantly gets bullied by Tzeentch.

    Feed her rage even more, so that it may consume here. Also, try to get Khârn into the chamber, just in case.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:28 No.15737273
    rolled 60 = 60

    "If you kill me, then you are already a servant of Khorne. In my time your Kaela Mensha Khaine is dead, as is all your other gods. And the Eldar Empire is no more, destroyed by their pointless struggle against Chaos."

    "But if you would choose to serve Chaos, then maybe you could save them. Maybe your gods could join mine and destroy the Necron once and for all. Could you really risk throwing away the chance to destroy the true enemy of your people for the sake of your anger?"
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:28 No.15737275

    reroll was for this, btw
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:29 No.15737280
    rolled 37 = 37

    Yes lets hook Khârn up with a wife

    that and a Khronate threesome.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:29 No.15737281
    rolled 20 = 20

    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:31 No.15737293
    rolled 80 = 80

    Get her more mad and vox Kharn to get up in this bitch.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:32 No.15737301
    rolled 58 = 58

    Kharne can't die can he? Get him to come in here. If the seer breaks free, he shall be her opponant. He is not allowed to kill her, just fight until she loses it completely. We shall show her Khorne's mightiest champion.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:34 No.15737324
    rolled 21 = 21

    I vote for all three!
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:35 No.15737329
    rolled 61 = 61


    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:35 No.15737333
    rolled 17 = 17


    rolling for this one
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:36 No.15737341
    rolled 63 = 63

    rolling for this.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/28/11(Thu)19:38 No.15737359
    Realizing shit is about to go down, you decide now would be a good time to get some support in here. You tune into the vox channel and tell Kharn to get his ass up here.

    You turn back to the High Seer and tell her some more things about the Chaos gods. You inform her that Isha is a slave to Uncle Nurgle, Slaanesh slaughters almost the entire pantheon and that the Eldar are responsible for said god's creation.

    The Seer screams violently and hatefully for a good few seconds. Suddenly the chains surrounding her right arm explode, shattered links flying out. Her arm is bleeding from the cuts.

    She looks up at you, teeth barred and growling lowly. "You fuck! I WILL KILL YOU!"
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:39 No.15737371
    rolled 81 = 81

    Offer her some cheese to go with that whine, then USE THE ARM.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:39 No.15737375
    rolled 61 = 61

    I think the general idea is to ger Kharn in here. He's been wanting a fight all quest and if this bitch is about to throw a hissy fit, lets invite him in to talk to her about Khorne.

    And fight her once she flips.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:40 No.15737378
    rolled 3 = 3

    Sick the khornate eldar dude on her.
    >> dice+1d100 Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:41 No.15737388
    Your arms fall off.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:41 No.15737391
    rolled 7 = 7

    Grab the arm with Sindri and break it with a most delightfoul smile.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:41 No.15737396
    rolled 53 = 53

    *sigh* again...
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:43 No.15737410
    rolled 4 = 4

    Grab her arm with Sindri, and hold it there, allowing Sindri to whisper to her of the glories of chaos.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:44 No.15737422
    rolled 71 = 71

    >psyker so powerful Ahriman had trouble handling her
    >filled with berserk rage
    >wants to kill your ass
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:45 No.15737432
    rolled 12 = 12

    Hold her with sindri in the air then throw her Kharn and tag team her.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:46 No.15737441
    rolled 27 = 27

    Your codpiece!
    In her Face!

    Put Sindri in her bum And pe down her shoulder.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:48 No.15737457
    rolled 97 = 97

    There is only one thing to do. Bitch-slap her acros the room continuously until Kharn comes and gets into a grapple contest with her.

    Then film this and broadcast it accross the fleet on a pay per view basis via vox and psy.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:48 No.15737463
    rolled 78 = 78

    Laugh. "You're like a child. So adamant and defiant. Perhaps it was folly to try and save you. Your race has always seemed destined to doom itself." We then grab her arm with Sindri, and let the daemon whisper to her, and chaos to slowly creep into her.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:49 No.15737465
    Ahriman as camera man.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:50 No.15737471
    rolled 69 = 69

    this poster here, changed my mind. Don't get the daemon to whisper to her, do this:
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:50 No.15737475
    rolled 38 = 38

    Do we label this as sports night or porn?

    I say both !
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:54 No.15737511
    rolled 93 = 93

    The winner of the contest wins participation at the consummation of Abaddons wedding nights for a decade.

    The looser gets to wear a maid outfit and be Abaddons maid.

    Betting gets a 7% tax for the gods and a 7% tax for Abaddon personally for facilitating this occasion.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)19:58 No.15737539
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    rolled 63 = 63



    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:00 No.15737562
    rolled 34 = 34

    Sit down next to her.

    "What is it you want from life?"
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:02 No.15737574
    rolled 84 = 84

    Teabag her with majik daemon-infused codpiece while singing a tuneful chaos ditty dedicated to Slaanesh.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:03 No.15737580
    rolled 53 = 53




    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:03 No.15737591

    in this voice!
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:05 No.15737609
    rolled 42 = 42

    use Sindri as a secondary masturbatory aid and intrusion device on her.

    tell it to go wild with shapes and motion, as long as we dont kill the bitch.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:08 No.15737629
    rolled 40 = 40

    Oh, yes, this shall be our song of chaos!
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/28/11(Thu)20:08 No.15737630
    As the Seer starts preparing a spell with her free hand, you walk over to the woman and give her a hard smack across the face with Sindri.

    The slap is strong enough to send her almost flying back. She soon gets back up, her cheek bloody from the brutal impact. The Seer spits some blood on the ground before yelling again.

    Her remaining chains start shattering, the exploding links cutting into her skin as they fly out. The Seer charges towards you, rage burning in her eyes.

    You bring Sindri about again, smacking her hard again. However, this time she recovers faster from the blow. She quickly gets back up and unleashes a burst of energy, hitting your chest slamming you into the wall.

    She stares at you viciously, blood covering her limbs and coming from her face. "I AM GOING TO KILL YOU AND DRINK YOUR BLOOD!"

    The Seer starts preparing an attack with her hands, warp energy forming between them. Suddenly the Khornate Eldar warrior charges forward, excited by the bloodshed. "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"

    The Seer turns around and growls. As the Eldar warrior charges at her she slams her left hand into his chest. Lightning breaks through the flesh and lets her hand sink in.

    At that moment, Kharn walks into the room.


    Then Kharn sees it. A blood drenched maiden with her fist sunk into an enemy warrior's chest. She follows up by slamming her other hand up from under his jaw. "DIE YOU FUCK!" she screams

    The High Seer uses the lightning in her remaining hand, causing the warrior's head to explode and spray gibs everywhere. Kharn simply stares in awe as the bloody, vicious Seer slowly turns to him.

    She immediately lunges at Kharn. Surprised, the champion is knocked down by the Seer, who waste no time assaulting her new foe. Kharn reacts by grappling her and throwing her across the room.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:08 No.15737636
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    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/28/11(Thu)20:08 No.15737640
    You decide to turn on a little recorder built into your terminator suit. This shit is too good to not tape.

    As the two combatants lunge towards each other the vox chimes. "Abaddon? I'm hearing a lot of noise in there." Ahriman says "What's going on?"
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:09 No.15737646
    rolled 78 = 78

    cumguzzle in her face grab her with sindry and throw her out of the room, just as Kharn is about to enter.

    let them duke it out for a while then start to fuck em both and order a ship-wide that there is free fun bitch running around naked. they are allowed to do whatever with it.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:10 No.15737655
    rolled 32 = 32


    Get someone with a badass voice to do a running commentary, engage in a tag team match.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:10 No.15737661
    rolled 98 = 98

    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:10 No.15737662
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    She stares at you viciously, blood covering her limbs and coming from her face. "I AM GOING TO KILL YOU AND DRINK YOUR BLOOD!"


    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:11 No.15737668
    rolled 76 = 76

    Damnit man do we have any cameras in here? We have to have some form of cameras in here turn them on! TURN THEM ALL ON!
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:11 No.15737672
    rolled 91 = 91


    Khârn's experiencing true love, that's happening. In other news, I just might've pissed off this strong Eldar Seer a bit to much, her chains broke.

    You couldn't craft some nice and WORKING ones, could you?
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:11 No.15737676
    rolled 12 = 12

    I approve this! Rollan...
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:13 No.15737692
    rolled 65 = 65

    get your ass in here shit is getting really good. also we are going to need some more help than expected
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:14 No.15737696
    rolled 23 = 23

    Indeed. heck, have ahriman up here in a jiffy and use his sorcery to record the battle from Kharns and the High Seers POV.

    It wont be only audio visual- you' feel it to when you hit play!
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:16 No.15737724
    rolled 3 = 3

    Cheer Khârn on, and remind him that we need her alive.

    Also, this
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:17 No.15737731
    rolled 89 = 89


    I second this.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:19 No.15737756
    rolled 4 = 4


    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:21 No.15737772
    rolled 1 = 1

    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/28/11(Thu)20:22 No.15737777
    You tell Ahriman to mind his own shit. You can hear him sigh over the vox. "Fine, but you better not be doing anything nasty with that High Seer. She is highly valuable and influential, and we cannot afford to have her loathing us or seriously injured."

    As Ahriman turns off his vox Kharn grabs the Seer and slams her into a couch. She shouts and kicks him in the helm before jumping up and lunging at him. He pushes her away bu the Seer then blasts Kharn with a eldritch bolt, causing him to fly back and slam against the floor.

    The High Seer runs over and starts wailing on the downed Astartes, Kharn knocks the Seer off her feet by hitting them with Gorechild's shaft. He attempts to bring the axe down but the Seer grabs it with her telekinesis and hurls it away.

    Your bride-to-be Ishdra shuffles over to you. "Um...should we be doing something to help?"
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:22 No.15737779
    rolled 58 = 58

    Fuck that. Let Slaansh bud in. She wants ACTION!
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:22 No.15737781
    rolled 15 = 15

    Well... fuck. I guess Khorne doesn't like us talking to him like this.

    Pleaaaaaaaaaaase Khorne?
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:23 No.15737792
    rolled 57 = 57


    Cant you recognize us in them?

    We just have to make sure they dont kill each other.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:24 No.15737799
    rolled 78 = 78

    Ask her what she'd reccommend we do to convince the High Seer about chaos.

    Also, we try to get her with Sindri if the oppourtunity arises.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:24 No.15737803
    rolled 77 = 77

    Ishdra is right, we need some pop corn for this.

    Also we should probably inform Khârn we need her alive.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:25 No.15737806
    rolled 33 = 33

    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:26 No.15737816
    Are those Nurgle pop corn? Can we get a couch to go with it?
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:28 No.15737840
    rolled 67 = 67

    "Why, yes love, we should do something."
    Ravish eldar waifu and let the Slaaneshi chaos love majik fill the room.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:31 No.15737863
    Why would Slaanesh taunt you with a suggestion like that?
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:31 No.15737868
    rolled 1 = 1


    eventually it will overcome the two angry love-birds and as they get more hornier during the fight they will not be able to resist.

    chaos team party
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:31 No.15737871
    rolled 84 = 84

    Let the epic battle proceed. She will come to understand the power of chaos of her own accord to keep up with Kharn
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:32 No.15737877
    rolled 22 = 22

    rerollan once
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:33 No.15737884
    rolled 10 = 10


    "Nonsense! Kharn's enjoying himself, I'd hate to intrude on his fun."

    Also, remind Kharn that we need the Seer ALIVE.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:33 No.15737886
    rolled 39 = 39

    Oh wow, I'm rolling for this just so see if slaanesh taunts me too.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:34 No.15737887
    rolled 84 = 84


    I like this. Rerolling
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:34 No.15737888
    rolled 22 = 22


    'Ishdra, quiet your shit up as well, can a brother not just film a fight without someone bitching about it. Besides I'm pretty sure Kharn is getting off on this.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:34 No.15737890
    rolled 46 = 46


    Slaanesh Taunts us ALL!

    Chaos, It Marks us ALL!
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:34 No.15737893
    >Second roll
    >Exactly the same as before.

    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:36 No.15737901
    rolled 80 = 80

    this plus

    Secks is the only way
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:36 No.15737903
    rolled 14 = 14


    No my dear, this is how Khornates show affection towards each other. Leave them be.

    Lay my non-sindri arm around her and proceed to observe the slaughter.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:36 No.15737907
    rolled 88 = 88

    Slaanesh, stop taunting me, you evil evil bitch!
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/28/11(Thu)20:36 No.15737909
    Feeling hungry, you decide to ignore your waifu's nagging and start thinking about food. This sort of entertainment demands a suitable food to go with it. You vox one of the serfs and order him to bring you a few bags of popcorn.

    You lay down on the couch, watching as the battle rages on. Kharn picks up Gorechild and slightly cuts the High Seer's skin. You shotu at Kharn that you need her alive still.

    She rubs her finger over the blood and brings it to her mouth, licking it off, before charging Kharn once more.

    She fires another lightning blast at his chest, shattering his plate and causing ceramite shards to scatter across the room. Kharn swings his fist, connecting with the Seer's arm. There is a sharp snap and the Seer screams before jumping onto Kharn.

    She topples the astartes over and sits over him. The Seer charges her fists with lightning and starts slamming them into Kharn's helm savagely, cracking and breaking the ceramite with warp energy.

    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:38 No.15737925

    Holy shit, this is too perfect.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:39 No.15737934
    rolled 61 = 61

    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:39 No.15737935
    rolled 27 = 27

    Use Sindri while she is distracted to show her how perfect Khorne is for her. Use her anger and turn her to Chaos.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:39 No.15737936
    rolled 50 = 50

    Maybe we should, y'know, give Kharn some help. Sindri, would you please cut off her access to her eldritch powers, warp born or otherwise?
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:40 No.15737942
    rolled 5 = 5


    Attempt to imbue Kharn with a bit of your power.
    We can't lose our best buddy to some Eldar bitch.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:40 No.15737944
    rolled 84 = 84

    do this:>>15737907

    we've had so little blessings, lets just take them now.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:41 No.15737950
    rolled 75 = 75


    It shouldn't be that hard to turn the Seer's lust for blood in this battle to our side. Fighting with Kharn is definitely bringing it to the surface.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:43 No.15737969
    rolled 12 = 12

    enough of this tackle the bitch and knock her out with a headbutt of khorne
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:43 No.15737971
    rolled 60 = 60

    Huh, well Slaanesh blessed the converting of that Eldar Wraith-Giant, so I guess it is time for Khorne to return the favour.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:44 No.15737978
    rolled 47 = 47


    We cannot aid directly in the fight! it is getting taped.

    But there is a way. Tell our wife that if she wants to break it of she is to lunge at the seer and make sweet love.
    Scratch that.
    Order that fucked up seer we just converted and is so eager about it... no need to get our wife to be killed for no reason.

    some hot eldar on eldar girl action will do as a nice round break.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:48 No.15738009
    rolled 6 = 6



    AND PLAY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EUsxvw0Jng
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/28/11(Thu)20:52 No.15738046
    Watching all this raging bloodlust is starting to get you excited. You decide it's time unleash some passion of your own.

    You lean over and grab Ishdra, dragging her over the couch. You then proceed to pull down her dress and start fucking her on the spot.

    While you're having hot Eldar sex on the couch, Kharn is now beating a hot Eldar on the floor. He has flipped over the High Seer and has. grabbed her hard. She screams and shakes around violently, managed to break free soon.

    She punches Kharn with another lighting fist and jumps on him, wrapping her legs around the Astartes. Kharn rips her off and toss her at the couch. The Seer slams into you and Ishdra as you screw.

    "OW!" Ishdra shouts "Get off me you bitch!" She hits the High Seer, who yells back and yanks her away just as you ejaculate into Ishdra.

    Kharn sees the Seer attacking your waifu and tackles her, knocking her onto the ground. You hear the vox chime again. "Alright, I'm hearing a LOT of noise down there." Ahriman says "What the fuck is going on?!"
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:54 No.15738057
    rolled 81 = 81

    get your ass down here if you really want to know that badly motherfucker
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:55 No.15738069
    rolled 88 = 88


    Pile onto the seer with our waifu.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:56 No.15738076
    rolled 40 = 40

    "Fuck, fuck is what's going on. No excuse me while I get back my future wife."

    Then separate the two eldar so Khârn can continue his fight.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:56 No.15738077
    rolled 96 = 96


    And then throw Araghast at the Farseer.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:56 No.15738084
    rolled 5 = 5


    Then whisper to Kharn more play time? More play time!

    Lets start mending the wounds between Khrone and Slaanesh.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:57 No.15738097
    rolled 27 = 27

    Slaanesh favours the foursome
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:58 No.15738102
    rolled 24 = 24


    (I hope we don't kill her...)
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:58 No.15738109
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    rolled 57 = 57


    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)20:59 No.15738121
    rolled 97 = 97

    Slaanesh and Khorne are reticent about each others at the start...

    No matter we will show them how goood they go together.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)21:05 No.15738168
    rolled 58 = 58

    I love the fact that no matter what, raep is the primary solution to every problem abaddon has. I will never be able to play eldar against a chaos player with abaddon again.

    'Uh, why won't you charge abaddon in close combat?'


    Also rolling for the continuing the secks
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/28/11(Thu)21:07 No.15738181
    Carried away with the excitement, you decide to pile up on the High Seer.

    Kharn gets knocked back by a warp blast and the naked Ishdra jumps at the Seer. She gets knocked on the ground and your bride-to-be starts hitting her. The Seer grapples her and tries to pull her down, but is unable to do so successfully.

    You run over and jump on top of Ishdra as she wrestles with the Seer. Your wang shoves into her ass as you do, causing her to moan out while still grappling Ishdra.

    You continue push down on the two as Ishdra hits the Seer and vice versa and you fuck your waifu up the pooper. Kharn stands back, looking for an opening to pull the Seer out.

    Meanwhile, the serf has arrived with the popcorn. He stares dumbstruck for a bit before tossing the bags of popcorn and running off. Popcorn lands all over the room as the fuck/fight continues.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)21:07 No.15738186
    rolled 30 = 30

    actually the first way we solved our problems was by punching it until it was fixed, the used sindri because we could. now rape is the duct tape to our problems
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)21:09 No.15738202
    rolled 93 = 93

    use our fist to solve our problems. and get some one to revive the khornate eldar, i liked him
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)21:09 No.15738205
    rolled 35 = 35

    get on the seer too and invite Kharn too.

    Then finish it off and go to the Jokero and see about the Iron Hound.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/28/11(Thu)21:11 No.15738217
    (need to have dinner now, will be back in twenty-thirty minutes or so)
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)21:11 No.15738218
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    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)21:12 No.15738230
    Imperials don't exist yet.
    We're way the fuck back in time.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)21:16 No.15738266
    eldars always get standard Chaos treatment.
    Slaanesh offerings whether they want it or not

    They may serve whatever god but slaanesh will have a part of them.

    reap is all around eldars if they get in chaos and dont say high i like you slaanesh.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)21:17 No.15738270
    rolled 6 = 6



    >> OUR SOUNDTRACK Cegorach 07/28/11(Thu)21:21 No.15738300
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    Not my usual kind of post...
    but can i change your mind from "sort of ok" to "Bubbling with happiness?"


    THis entire quest, to this song.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)21:22 No.15738302
    rolled 6 = 6

    rolling for slaaneshi and khornate daemons to be summoned in the room by the goings-on, and for a kickass beat to be played throughout the ship. Also, Ishdra gets that fucking seer begging her for mercy.

    Our waifu kicks ass. Demanded by the gods it is.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)21:22 No.15738311
    rolled 12 = 12

    well fuck, here's my one obligatory re-roll.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)21:23 No.15738314


    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)21:26 No.15738335
    rolled 47 = 47


    Seriously, is this bitch yielding yet?

    Just plain out ask her if she gives up. She's seen us fuck the shit out of Ishdra, Kharn pretty much ravaged her, and she has no way of winning. Calm her the fuck down, and explain that she can either chill the fuck out, or we'll have to get all the psychics on the ship to mind fuck her.

    I mean seriously babe, you're on an enemy ship... What do you plan to do even if you somehow kill us and kharn?!

    Also this video we've made will be the greatest porno/snuff film EVER
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)21:32 No.15738386
    rolled 6 = 6

    Incorporate delicious PopKhorne into our fuckmaking.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/28/11(Thu)21:34 No.15738402
    (alright, I am back, going to wait for a few more rolls)

    Might want to delete that pic. Mods are a bit ban-happy when it comes to pics with nipples.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)21:34 No.15738405
    rolled 74 = 74

    Decide that you've had enough fun.

    Tell Kharn to bind her if possible.

    While he's at it, call in Typhus and Lucius (I've hardly seen anything from them)
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)21:36 No.15738433
    rolled 45 = 45

    Break everyone up and show her the recording of herself screaming and angry with blood all over her. "Do you still claim you will not join chaos , when in your heart you already have?"
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)21:37 No.15738443
    rolled 57 = 57

    As she doesn't seem to believe the Chaos gods even exist, why not attempt to summon some daemons. Preferably, Slaaneshi ones.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)21:38 No.15738446
    rolled 85 = 85

    Didn't we accidentally leave Typhus on Terra? We should find him. After we convert the Farseer.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)21:39 No.15738456
    Slaanesh doesn't even exist yet.. How does this even work?
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)21:40 No.15738470
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    rolled 84 = 84


    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)21:40 No.15738472
    rolled 74 = 74

    I must have been absent during this happening.
    I second that motion.
    >> Cegorach 07/28/11(Thu)21:42 No.15738488
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    I know, but then again, with all the crazyness going on in this thread, deleting a couple of measly nipples would be hypocritical in my (probably mistaken) opinion.
    Besides, Queen! That's got to be worth something, right? It's night-time /tg/, the kids are asleep.

    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)21:45 No.15738521
    I believe we've given slaanesh far too much praise in comparison to what we've given the other chaos gods.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)21:45 No.15738522
    rolled 77 = 77

    It works if we get their blessing, because the blessings are rule of cool.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)21:46 No.15738534
    >> Cegorach 07/28/11(Thu)21:47 No.15738541
    Yyyy-eah, but we don't wanna ruin a delicioud eldar woman with Nurglite blessings. Papa Nurgle might be a cool guy but...I do not visit /d/, and that's all you need to know about that.

    Perhaps this woman might dig Khornate or Tzeentchian power?
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/28/11(Thu)21:48 No.15738549
    Realizing that the High Seer has gotten a bit out of control, you decide to solve the problem with good old punching.

    After releasing a jet of chaos-jizz into Ishdra you push her off the Seer and bring Sindri down. You hit her in the face with the possessed arm, knocking her out cold.

    As you get up you look at the scene around you. A naked waifu soaked, a bloody and wounded passed-out Seer, a berzerker with cracked armour, broken couches/walls, blood-drenched popcorn everywhere and a corpse.

    You look at the dead Khornate Eldar and feel a bit sad. He was a good warrior. You decide that you want him revived. You turn on the vox and call for a sorcerer to bring back a dead Eldar. The vox barks back.

    "Dead Eldar?!" Ahriman says "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON ABADDON?! Fuck it, I'm coming down there!"

    As Ahriman tunes off the vox you see the serf from earlier arrive. He seems to have brought company, specifically the entire crew of this part of the ship. They look around, a mix of disappointment and confusion in their eyes.

    "Aww, we missed the awesome sexy fighting!" one says
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)21:48 No.15738553

    I agree. Seriously guys, can we keep our dick in our codpiece for more than five minutes at a time?
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)21:49 No.15738557
    considering everything this bitch is screaming, I think Kharn may have found a new friend
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)21:50 No.15738561
    Seems the logical choice to offer her Khornate powers of battle.

    Take note of her battle expertise, then convince her that she can be a much better fighter if given praise to the Blood God.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)21:52 No.15738589
    rolled 2 = 2

    ..... by the end of this... all the champions will have eldar waifu's.....
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)21:52 No.15738590
    rolled 82 = 82

    rolling for this
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)21:52 No.15738592
    rolled 74 = 74

    Tell the serfs we recorded it, and will allow them to watch it in the mess hall.

    To Kharn: You know, if it wasn't for the fact she's 1/4 of your size, I could have mistook her for one of your guys with all that screaming for blood.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)21:53 No.15738596
    rolled 14 = 14



    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)21:53 No.15738597
    rolled 23 = 23

    "You didn't miss a thing" *show recorder*

    Also, is this thread autosaging?
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)21:54 No.15738611
    rolled 30 = 30

    Inform them that they don't have to look so sad. Because you recorded the entire thing, the last few minutes might have been a bit shaky though.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)21:54 No.15738613
    rolled 48 = 48

    LET'S GO FIND TYPHUS. We can't just hang him out to dry! Papa Nurgle would be disappointed in us, and we hate disappointment more than anger, don't we?
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)21:54 No.15738614
    rolled 3 = 3

    I think it is.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)21:57 No.15738652
    Yes it is, so it's probably time to archive it and make a new thread.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)21:58 No.15738657
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    And fuck auto saging. New Thread for the next reply please OP
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/28/11(Thu)21:58 No.15738658
    Welp, this thread is saging and it's getting late up here. I'm going to call it a night. Will make another thread the day after tomorrow most likely.

    On a side note, I feel that this is a rather successful first quest ever.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)21:59 No.15738670
    rolled 63 = 63

    Right 'ere.
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)22:00 No.15738686
    rolled 31 = 31

    "chaos came early this year" throw them the tape of the fight order them to make a shit load of copies of it and distribute the fuck out of it
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)22:01 No.15738692
    rolled 77 = 77

    Darn, right when I finally get a good roll
    >> Anonymous 07/28/11(Thu)22:03 No.15738709
    Nurgle blessing?

    Last update for this thread or first one for the next one?

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