- called for war council, formed schemes
- got attacked by Eldar ships
- warpstorm got created and your war council was teleported onto the Eldar flagship
- butchered a bunch of Eldar, captured about a dozen and converted one to Chaos
- encountered the ship’s High Seer and her retinue


You and your fellow champions now face the vessel’s lead Seer. She has recently knocked down your entire group with a psychic blast after you opened fire on her retinue. As you struggle to get back on your feet, you see elite Eldar warriors readying to fire their heavy weapons and the Seer preparing another attack. It seems like the situation has gone to shit…

But then you hear something. The sound of something drilling through metal. Suddenly, the ship’s hull rips open and a Dreadclaw bursts out. It’s weapons fire off, tearing apart a few of the Eldar bodyguards.

A squad of marines come out of the pod, led by a melta-wielding Iron Warrior. They fire upon the surprised Eldar, barking at them with bolter shells and a few plasma bolts.

“FOR THE WARMASTER!”

The Seer, her concentration broken by the sudden intervention, restarts the preparation of her spell. The elite Eldar waste no time firing back at the newcomers, ripping a few apart already with laser lances and energy beams.

What now, warmaster?

(rolls are 1d100 with higher being better, and any rolls of 66, 77, 88, or 99 will result in that action being chosen above all and "enhanced", as it has clearly been blessed by the Dark Gods)

rolled 48 = 48

Throw Kharn at the seer. He's with us right?

>>15701238
brofist the iron warriors.

then charge. and punch them with sindri. again

rolled 38 = 38

CHARGE THE FUCKERS

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

rolled 91 = 91

>>15701270
rollan

rolled 61 = 61

try to knock out (least capture her alive) seer and then have sindri use his sexy voice to corrupt the seer.

rolled 67 = 67

Commence slaughter.

Leave the seer alive so we can take her prisoner.

Also fist bump the Master of Hounds.

rolled 70 = 70

It's raping time.
Use araghast on all of them.

>>15701278
You run over to the Iron Warrior leading the squad and give him a mighty fist bump with Sindri. The Master of Hounds nods. "It is good to see you are still alive, Warmaster. The crew was worried when you suddenly vanished." he says

The marine charges forward, dousing an Eldar with a melta burst. The war council now back on it's feet, you give the order to charge.

Your champions charge towards the Eldar retinue. The elite warrior managed to unleash a psychic attack of two but are overwhelmed by the sudden urge.

You bring Sindri about, slamming the daemon-arm into an Eldar's torso and causing him to break in half. The High Seer fires off a beam of warp energy, blasting through the Dreadclaw and destroying it. She begins retreating with her lesser Seers as the warriors are left behind to fight you.

rolled 61 = 61

>>15701407
KILL THE REMAINING WARRIORS, CHASE AFTER THE BITCH

rolled 32 = 32

>>15701407
Crush them. Take any surviving eldar so we can convert them to chaos and pursue the seer.

rolled 91 = 91

THE FUCK YOU'RE RUNNING AWAY! PICK UP THE DESTROYED DREADCLAW AND THROW IT AT THAT BITCH!

>>15701451
No willing to let the Seer escape, you proceed to run over to ruined Dreadclaw and grasp what's left of it with Sindri.

Calling forth amazing strength from your daemon hand, you are able to tear off and lift a large metal hunk from the Dreadclaw. Spotting the Seer, you hurl the metal hunk right at her.

See turns around just in time to see the projectile slam into her and knock her onto the ground. Her two lesser Seers yell and run to her aid as she falls down with the metal clump.

The rest of the warriors are cut down by your marines, but your side has taken quite a few casualties as well.

rolled 29 = 29

>>15701513
Demand a high-five/respect knuckles for such an awesome hit. Then go capture the seer.

rolled 30 = 30

>>15701513
STAND OVER THE BITCH AND CLAIM HER AS PRISONER.

Then send a message to the whole Eldar fleet, that they can submit to chaos, or be consumed by the fury of the warp.

rolled 15 = 15

Take the bodies of the fallen and wounded eldar. Check if the seer is still alive.

rolled 3 = 3

>>15701513
grab the head of the warriors helping, one in each arm. procced to crush them

rolled 97 = 97

>>15701590
Re-rolling.

rolled 41 = 41

>>15701513
DAMMIT GUYS WE NEED HER ALIVE
Get to the seer and have the lesser ones shot.

Looks like a slow start to the thread.

rolled 55 = 55

>>15701513

Kill the two lesser seers with MIND-BULLETS, and then proceed to kick the downed seer in the head to make sure she's unconscious.

>>15701606
You and your warriors approach the downed Eldar Seer. The Dreadclaw piece is on top of her, crushing her bloodied body as she screams for help.

You walk over to the Seer, standing above her head. You inform her that she is now to be your prisoner.

Using Sindri you attempt to contact Ahriman and tell him that you want to deliver a message to the Eldar fleet. However, as you do the two lesser Seers charge towards you with their force weapons and warp lightning in their hands.

"DO NOT DARE TOUCH THE HIGH SEER, XENOS DOG!" one shouts as he fires a bolt of electricity at you

rolled 47 = 47

>>1570171
smack both of them with you croch peice. let them feel the wraith of the lash of the black legion

rolled 56 = 56

>>15701714

THOUGHT I WOULD MISS THIS? FUCK NO.

SWIPE THOSE INCOMPETENT LITTLE SHITS WITH YOUR SWORD, CLEAVE BOTH OF THEM IN HALF.

rolled 41 = 41

>>15701714

Bat that wimpy-ass lightning away with your hand, and then hip-thrust to implode his skull. Then, get Ahriman to take the High Seer in for. . . Questioning.

>trollface.jpg

rolled 60 = 60

>>15701760

Re-rollan for incalculable evil!

>>15701768
>>15701760

YOU CAN'T ROLL FOR YOURSELF CUNT.

rolled 82 = 82

Smack them both aside. Rip one's eyes out with the talon then restrain the other and give him to Lucius as a sex slave.

rolled 74 = 74

>>15701779

When the fuck did this become a rule?
Besides, the rolls so far are so shitty I don't think anyone's gonna mind.

>>15701782

THIS IS AN ACCEPTABLE ALTERNATIVE TO CUTTING THEM IN HALF.

Scream so loud their heads explode. Everybody not directly in front of you gets a headache and a temporarily dulled sense of hearing.

rolled 5 = 5

>>15701857
derp

>>15701782
As the Seers charge you, you bring Sindri about once more. The arm slashing into both of their heads, slamming their skulls and causing them to fall over.

You grasp one of the downed Seers and raise the Talon. You jab the lightning claw's fingers into his eyes, causing him to scream in agony.

As he rolls around grasping his eyeholes you walk over to the other Seer. He grab the Eldar tightly and drag him to Lucius, offering the xeno as a "special gift". The swordsman nods. "How kind of you Abaddon." Lucius says as he eyes his new pet.

Suddenly you hear a voice. It's the High Seer. "You will...pay dearly for this....xeno." she says, having trouble speaking with a crushed chest "The ship's iron knights...are going to destroy you once they're done with that monster..."

rolled 83 = 83

>>15701870
Well, shit. Rolling to instead bitchslap them into the warp itself with Sindri.

(ALSO, FOR RE-ROLLING I AM MAKING IT A RULE THAT AN ACTION CAN ONLY BE REROLLED FOR *ONCE*, BUT CAN DONE BY ANYONE)

>>15701872

Noddaba? With Wraithguard? Almost makes me feel sorry for the bastards.

>>15701884

Really? So, we can't force through something practically the entire board wants now?

rolled 28 = 28

>>15701872
Is she talking about Noddaba? Is so demand to know where he is.

rolled 98 = 98

>>15701872

*GRAB HER BY THE NECK AND BRING HER UP TO OUR EYES.*

YOU WILL SURRENDER THIS SHIP AND ORDER YOUR MEN TO STAND DOWN, DO THIS AND YOUR LIFE AND THE LIVES OF YOUR CREW WILL BE SPARED.

DEFY ME I CAN PROMISE YOU THAT EVERY SOUL UPON THIS ACCURSED SHIP WILL SPEND AN ETERNITY OF TORMENT AND PAIN TETHERD TO THE DAMNED HULLS OF MY BATTLE BARGE.

*Add a little bit of warp fuckery for maximum shock value.*

(Pic related)

rolled 33 = 33

>>15701900
Yeah, but i guess if literally everybody demands it there's not much to be done except do it.

Also, rolling to mentally overpower her (hoping for the gods to bless our attempts here)

rolled 30 = 30

Smack her shit. Then ask what the fuck she's talking about.

>>15701921

rolled 65 = 65

>>15701921
rolling for this, but we go on and rage about them invading our planet etc. Because well, they did, technically.

rolled 68 = 68

>>15701937
>98
>65

I think Chaos is laughing at us...

rolled 75 = 75

>>15701945
Yup, first and last indignant re-roll.

Kill the seer

>>15701931

>>15701921
You reach down and clench the Seer's tender enck with Sindri. You yank her out from under the metal hunk, hurting her further.

You bring the wounded Seer up to your eyes. Warp energies from Sindri wrap around her head as you speak. You tell her she must order all of her forces to surrender and stand down if she wishes them to live. If not, their suffering by your hands will be beyond description.

She chokes as she tries to speak. "NO! Please...don't........I'll do as....." blood start coming out of her mouth.

(ALSO, NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT TI SCREW THE RE-ROLLING RULE. NO LIMITS ON RE-ROLLING, JUST TRY NOT TO DO IT TOO MUCH. LET OTHER IDEAS HAVE A CHANCE TOO)

rolled 31 = 31

>>15702005

*Relax our grip slightly so she can speak*

GIVE THE ORDER, OR YOUR SOUL IS FOREFIT WITCH!

rolled 89 = 89

>>15702005
Find that dork Ahriman and have him use his warp voodoo to help revive the seer.

rolled 85 = 85

>>15702039

WHY? WE'RE GOING TO BUTCHER THE LOT OF THEM ONCE THEY LAY DOWN THEIR WEAPONS!

rolled 60 = 60

>>15702005
Help her by licking some of that blood off, then make her say she surrenders.

rolled 48 = 48

>>15702039

No, we find a psyker who isn't an arrogant dipshit and get them to do it. Knowing Ahriman, he'll turn her into a mass of unintelligent assorted tissues, then complain we weren't specific enough.

rolled 73 = 73

>>15702063

THIS IS ALSO A GOOD IDEA, USING MY RE-ROLL FOR THIS.

rolled 63 = 63

Use some Sindri magic to help her throat and tell her to order the surrender or die.

rolled 25 = 25

>>15702070
>>15702039
If we're going to try diplomacy now, let Arhiman do it. That way, whilst he's explaining to them that we saw them as 'invading' our home world, we can bigger off with some other marines to go kill stuff on some random planets. Time to explore I think. And also teach Nobbada some life lessons.

rolled 62 = 62

>>15702055
>butcher them all
>trying to get the eldar to fall for chaos
I don't think so Jim.

rolled 97 = 97

>>15702092
*bugger off.

Also, my re-roll

>>15702070

ALL Eldar are arrogant pricks, you dumbass. That's the entire reason Slaanesh exists.

rolled 65 = 65

>>15702099

WE'RE STILL TRYING TO GET THEM ON OUR SIDE?

FINE.

LET ME CALL LORGAR AND SEE IF HE WANTS TO DO HIS WHOLE PREACHING THING. HE LOVES THAT SHIT.

>>15702126
Not on our side, we're tricking them. Just speeding up the process, probably making the birth of Slaanesh even more devastating to them.

>>15702103
Realizing this would be a good time to do some much required diplomacy, you contact Ahriman over the vox and tell him he is needed.

Ahriman and his fellow sorcerers soon arrive, most of them seem a little woozy or dizzy. "Ah. Abaddon. How pleasant to see you again. Nice working butchering all those perfectly corruptible Eldar corpses by the way."

He then spots the Seer in your grasp. "Oh and I see you managed to capture their lead psyker. Normally I'd be angry at such reckless damage to an important captive..." he says, looking at her various bloody gashes and wounds "But I would have probably done the same. This bitch raped my mind while I was sending the screech through the warp. The Eldar of this time have much greater psychic ability than in ours."

"So, what urgency do you need me to attend to?"

rolled 89 = 89

>>15702176

Take this bitch back to the ship, break her mind, etcetera, etcetera. Meanwhile, we need to incapacitate or otherwise indispose the rest of this Eldar fleet, and hoepfully begin their painful conversion to chaos. Can you manage anything like that?

rolled 44 = 44

>>15702176

Take this bitch back to the ship, break her mind, etcetera, etcetera. Meanwhile, we need to incapacitate or otherwise indispose the rest of this Eldar fleet, and hoepfully begin their painful conversion to chaos. Can you manage anything like that?

rolled 53 = 53

>>15702214

Werp, accidental double post from captcha shenanigans. Sorry.

rolled 57 = 57

>>15702203

ROLLING FOR THIS, WE THINK ALIKE!

rolled 73 = 73

>>15702176
"Have her order a surrender and explain to her, as diplomatically as possible, who we are and why we are here."

rolled 18 = 18

>>15702176
fix this thing just enough to have the rest of the fleet surrender, then do your warp thing and corrupt the rest of these eldar gits. now if you will excuse me i have to go save my kid like a boss

rolled 17 = 17

>>15702237
re-rolling

rolled 62 = 62

>>15702233
rolling for this. place emphasis on 'selling' us as potential allies with a wealth of knowledge and power.

rolled 16 = 16

>>15702262
>>15702233
rolling. We need to do it relatively peacefully now. And make sure he doesn't fuck up.

>>15702203
You tell Ahriman that you want him to take the Seer back to the Vengeful Spirit so that she may be broken. He chuckles lightly, pleased by the idea. "Very well. Anything else you request?"

You ask Ahriman if he knows a way to incapacitate the Eldar fleet. Before eh can speak, the Master of Hounds approaches you.

"I don't think the rest of the fleet will be a problem, my lord." the Iron Warrior says "Half of the Eldar ships have been destroyed. Marines have boarded the remaining ones and there a reports of daemonic tendrils ripping apart the xenos aboard their vessels." he continues "This flagship is the only true threat left. We haven't fired on it as you have been aboard, but it has fired at our ships a ton."

rolled 41 = 41

slap him for talking about corruption in front of them. Then get him to start selling us to the eldar. Then we fuck off right out of their, take Nobadda and go find us some orks. Or perhaps a tomb world

rolled 1, 1 = 2

Fire Smaller salvos at the flagship. AS SOON AS WE GET OFF tear into it fully until it's weakened. Then convert to chaos.

GOT THAT? GOOD.

rolled 64 = 64

>>15702300

Well then, the obvious solution is to conquer the ship from the inside out isn't it?
Ahriman! Locate the command center of this ship, and then point us towards it. We're going to fuck these faggots up right proper.

rolled 46 = 46

rerollan. (I was rolling 2d12 instead of 1d100. Sorry.)

Time to pimp walk down to the bridge and pop a squat in the driver seat. Then call your number one and order him to take a number two.

>>15702339
forgot to rollan

rolled 37 = 37

>>15702339
>>15702332
these

rolled 40 = 40

>>15702350
DAMMIT!

rolled 99 = 99

>>15702332

Figurin' for the re-rollan'.

rolled 55 = 55

>>15702300
"Well then it looks like we're going to have to take over this bitch aren't we?"
Also demand extra dreadclaws to be launched into the ship.

rolled 88 = 88

>>15702359

OH HELL YES!

TCHAR WILLS IT!

rolled 20 = 20

>>15702377
>99
>88

rolled 99 = 99

>>15702339
I believe number one, in this case, should be Kharne, and is number two should be rather impressive.
FOR CHAOS!

rolled 7 = 7

>>15702359
>>15702377
>>15702392

TRIPLE BLESSED!

rolled 61 = 61

THE GODS ARE WITH US TODAY.

rolled 58 = 58

>>15702392
Also, if he has hemorrhoids, that's please Khorn and Nurgle. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

>>15702359
You state that in that case it would be ideal to seize power of the vessel. You ask Ahriman where the command bridge of the ship is located.

"Hm....I can detected a vast warp presence coming from that direction." the sorcerer says, pointing towards the long hall which the High Seer came from. "Their remaining lead psykers should be there though, so it would be best to proceed with caution."

rolled 74 = 74

>>15702457
>it would be best to proceed with caution."
WELL YOU HEAR HIM! CHARGE IN ROARING LIKE DAEMONS AND RAPE THOSE FUCKERS! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GAAAAAWD!!!

rolled 80 = 80

>>15702457
Advance to the bridge. Also keep an eye out for Noddaba.

rolled 63 = 63

>>15702475

NO YOU FOOL!

We fill the hallway with bolters, fire, melta, plasma, and maybe a few airborne bodies/beserkers, THEN we charge in!

rolled 70 = 70

>>15702457
Contact noddaba, if s/he's done playing with the iron knights maybe it can help us close the lid on the comand deck.

rolled 9 = 9

>>15702457
Fire up a great aura of the god of excess, we will march to that area OOZING Sex, "I Guess The Love Doctor Is Going To Make,"

"A House Call."

rolled 63 = 63

>>15702457
Gather up the wounded eldar and send them with Ahriman as he leaves. Then head for the command center.

rolled 27 = 27

>>15702457
Roll deep with Kharn, the Hound, some badass marines, psychers and some Terminators. Have your daemon blade in one hand and the Talon in the other, ready to execute a motherfucker or two. Also, can we commit some heresies already?

rolled 6 = 6

>>15702524
my first ever re-roll

rolled 78 = 78

>>15702531
Reroll

>>15702502
You give the order for your squads to advance. Ahriman leaves with the Seer in hand, but leaves his sorcerers to assist you.

As you head towards the bridge you hear something. A psychic howl, coming from deeper in the ship. The noise sounds horrible and agonizing, and pounds at your head as you move forward.

A group of Eldar appear across the hall. More of the elite warriors you encountered when facing the Seer. They also seem to be led by a large construct similar to a wraithlord, armed with a large blade and a twin-linked ranged weapon.

"INTRUDERS! DIE YOU SCUM!" the enemy group, still a good distance away, opens fire with beam and energy shots.

(gonna break for dinner now, will likely be back in ten minutes or so)

rolled 89 = 89

>>15702524
this option still feels valid

(alright, I'm back.)

>>15702665
You attempt to contact Noddaba using Sindri. It return he heard let another pained psychic howl.

The Iron Knight advances, raising it's blade high but not firing it's gun. A couple of energy blasts have hit your group, killing a few lesser champions. The elite Eldar now begin unleashing psychic attacks, as several bolts of warp lightning fly towards you.

rolled 94 = 94

>>15702890
USE KHARN

rolled 76 = 76

Have the sorcerers deflect those lightning bolts back at them. Then challenge the Iron knight to a duel.

rolled 84 = 84

Hipthrust with Araghast bounce that warp lightning back at the Eldar elite. Let Kharn get in on the action and let him fuck some shit up too. Then pull out your daemon blade and the Talon of Horus. Point the sword at the Iron Night and the Talon at your nutsack, and tell the fucker to suck "DEEZ NUTZ." In the name of Slaneesh, of course.

>>15702909
You decide it's about time to use Khorne's most favoured champion. You turn to Kharn and tell hims to go nuts.

He nods happily and then breaks away from the main group. "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"

Kharn charges towards the enemy with great speed, roaring and waving his chainaxe as he does. Some of the lightning bolts fly out at him and strike, but the Blessing of the Blood God causes him shrug off such pitiful sorceries.

The Iron Knight closes in on the Betrayer. The dreadnought brings it's blade downwards but Kharn dodges to the side. The astartes then throws himself right at the Knight's leg,slamming it with his body.

The Iron Knight tries to stay on it's feet but then Kharn rams Gorechild into the leg. The chain eats away at the wraithbone and quickly breaks through the knee. The Iron Knight collapses and Kharn runs to it's head, smashing away ferociously with his fists and axe.

The elite Eldar warriors are startled by this and begin falling back, although they continue to take shots at your group as they do.

rolled 61 = 61

>>15703065
CUT THOSE FUCKERS DOWN

rolled 87 = 87

>>15703065
fuck that. grab a nurgle marine and throw him at the eldar

rolled 81 = 81

>>15703065

Cowards. Cut them down as they flee.

>>15703125
Not willing to let the Eldar get away, you grab the nearest plague marine with Sindri and hurl him towards the enemy.

As the pusbag slams into the ground his flash breaks and nurgltie fumes leak out from his sacs. The Eldar see the fumes and start covering their mouths. However this does little as they soon begin hacking and coughing violently. Several soon fall over and others scream as the gases come in contact with their skin, burning away at it.

Your group advances over the broken foe but keep away from the bursted plague marine. You hear a psychic howl again, much closer this time.

rolled 52 = 52

>>15703201

Either Junior's in trouble, or he's causing a shit load of trouble for whatever Eldar are unfortunate enough to be facing him. Time to head in the direction of that howl and watch the show.

rolled 13 = 13

>>15703201
MOAR KHARN!

rolled 1 = 1

>>15703201
Find out what the hell is making that noise.

rolled 20 = 20

Follow noise and be ready to smack some shit.

rolled 79 = 79

>>15703255
Give Noddaba a hand. He's made us a proud papa.

rolled 1 = 1

>>15703271

Rerolling for this.

rolled 54 = 54

After that psychic signal!

>>15703284
Believing that the noise may be coming from your spawn, you run towards the direction from which it is coming.

As you pass around a corridor you find yourself facing the ships' command bridge. You can see a fearsome host of Eldar elite before you. Squads of the elaborately-armoured elite warriors and several groups of shadowy-looking ones with just blades. There are at five Iron Knights in the room.

You also see something else. In the corner of the bridge, a tentacle mass lies. The creature lashes out as three Iron Knights surround it. You can see blood drenching Noddaba and several severed tendrils lying on the ground.

At the head of the command bridge is an Eldar Seer, although this one seems to be lower rank than the High Seer. He has four lesser Seers by his side. He turns to you and approaches, a force spear held tightly in his grip.

*So you are the alien barbarians that have attacked our world.* he speaks into your mind *What have you done to the mistress of the ship? Where is the High Seer?!*

rolled 74 = 74

>>15703403
Smile and politely inform him that you shall explain everything in good time.

Then break his face open with Sindri.

rolled 53 = 53

>>15703403
drop kick that mother fucker so hard he penetrates the hull

rolled 96 = 96

>>15703403
>You can see blood drenching Noddaba and several severed tendrils lying on the ground.
ENTER BERSERK RAGE
COMMENCE SKULLFUCKING

rolled 47 = 47

>>15703449
This. They must pay for harming our hellspawn.

rolled 82 = 82

>>15703403
Laugh and tell him that that the high seer has surrendered and that he should do the same.

Then attack anyone who doesn't seem to be in a surrendering mood.

rolled 83 = 83

>>15703467
RAGE!!!!!

rolled 26 = 26

Tell him you crushed her body and your friend is currently breaking her mind.
Then shoot him. Twice. In the dick.

>>15703403

Our spawn is in danger! WE MUST AID OUR CREATION!

>>15703467
As you see Noddaba in his current condition, your mind begins simmering with pure rage. Your anger overtakes you, and you fling yourself into the air.

The lead Eldar Seer stares dumbly, eyes wide and mouth gaping, as a leaping armorued giant descends towards him, your teeth barred and pelvis held back.

As you fall you thrust Arghast forward, crushing the Seer's head with your codpiece as you land on him. Blood and bone scatter across the bridge.

At first the Eldar warriors don't do anything, not quite believing what they just saw. Then they step back, startled and terrified. You stand above the murdered Seer, utter hatred still in your eyes.

One of the lesser Seers finally speaks. "A-attack the barbarians!" he says "Kill them! NOW!"

The elite warriors ready their guns and the shadowy Eldar surge forward. Two of the Iron Knights march towards you. Your warriors then charge forward and draw their weapons.

>>15703616

Commence the skullfucking!

>>15703632

Rerollin

rolled 87 = 87

>>15703616
RIP AND TEAR
RIP AND TEAR THEIR GUTS OUT

rolled 86 = 86

>>15703616

Time to mix things up. Tear out the guts of the deceased Seer, and then use him as a flail to kill his crew members.

rolled 6 = 6

>>15703403
Think very loudly of the mostly lewdest sexual act that you can think of. Then put her face on it.

"I AM THE HEART OF THE BLACK LEGION!"
Grab crotch with Sindrii and gyrate hips in a rapid manner, gather the powers of all three of you with one last thrust as you use Sindrii's Pshcic powers as a reverse lighting rod, pumping out the chaotic energies of both of them.

The Eldar will be lucky to survive as madmen.mathods riatipl

rolled 95 = 95

>>15703616
Shout that they will pay for what they have done to your child and then unleash hell upon them. Starting with throwing one of those Iron Knights at the other.

rolled 60 = 60

>>15703616
Take one of the Knights and use it as a club on the other, once theyre both dead give the other warriors a chance to surender.

rolled 17 = 17

>>15703653
Rolling for this because it's fucking awesome.

rolled 8 = 8

>>15703655
I so thoroughly approve of this - seems the finest way to draw BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

rolled 45 = 45

STARE AT THE WARRIORS WITH SO MUCH HATE THAT THEY BURST INTO FLAMES

rolled 33 = 33

>>15703655
>>15703616
Rerolling for this in this stage

Uh...how do I roll?

rolled 65 = 65

>>15703655
SLAANESH BLESS MY DICE!

rolled 41 = 41

>>15703655
rollan

rolled 58 = 58

>>15703724
Slaneesh is a cruel, cruel bitch.
HAIL SLANEESH!

rolled 84 = 84

>>15703616
go for the iron knights
HUGE GUTS RIP AND TEAR

rolled 63 = 63

>>15703724

AHAHAHAHAHA!

Even the gods are laughing at you.

rolled 88 = 88

>>15703718
dice+1d100 (in email field)

Rolling for scaring the fuck out of the eldar with so bad with our rage that they shit themselves and run.

rolled 89 = 89

>>15703632
>>15703647
>>15703718

Nevermind. Found out.

Anyway, I still say we should get our spawn a doctor or something.

After we SKULLFUCK THE HELL OUT OF THE HIGH SEER'S CORPSE.

rolled 63 = 63

>>15703724
>65
DAMN YOU POSEIDON!

>>15703768

Thanks, but I found out on my own.

rolled 73 = 73

>>15703768

Time to fuck shit up!

rolled 42 = 42

>>15703768
KHORNE HAS SPOKEN!

Did the thread sage or something?

>>15703768
As the Eldar close in you start getting pissed. Pissed at these fuckers for being on your planet, pissed that they attacked your ships, pissed that they hurt your spawn, and pissed that THEY ARE FUCKING ELDAR BITCHES!

You are so brimming with rage that it cannot be contained. As the enemy nears you release ALL YOUR FUCKING HATE!

You scream at the heavens.

*FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
CCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!*

As your roar of hate rings through the room the Eldar stop. Startled by the outburst, they stare dumbly at you. Their faces turn white as their expressions change from those of surprise to those of terror.

When you look back at them, a few Eldar jump back. You scream and charge at them. The Eldar scream back, and run away.

You grab the nearest xeno bitch and shove both your arms into his torso. You lift him and yank them out, ripping him into pieces. A few Eldar, paralyzed with fear, continue to stare at you.

You hate this. You grab one of the Eldar and smash him into another's head. You then proceed to beat him with the body until it breaks in half, at which point you begin beating him to death with it's halves.

The Eldar scatter away from you. Some run for the doors and exits, other attempt to shatter the bridge's glass and escape into space. Anything is better than being in this room right now.

Angry that it took you so long to beat a bitch to death with his friend's corpse half, You throw an arm at a squad leader so hard it kills him instantly. You start running around, looking for something to kill with your fists.

An Iron Knight steps back awkwardly before your crush it's foot with Sindri. You grab the dreadnought's sword arm and shove it against it's head. The remaining Iron Knights retreat to a corner.
(field too long, will continue)

>>15703954
Soon, almost all the Eldar have fled the room. Only three shaking Seers, the terrified Iron Knights and few warriors busy crying/praying/hyperventilating in the fettle position are left.

Nobody speaks. Not even your own astartes. They're too scared to try.

>>15703954

rolled 62 = 62

>>15703968

Time for a rousing speech to get morale back up!

rolled 29 = 29

>>15703968
Demand that they surrender NOW, or we will do even WORSE!!!! I doubt they'll object now.

rolled 96 = 96

>>15703968
Abaddon confirmed for Angry Marine.

Rolling to intimidate the seers and have them issue a surrender.

rolled 53 = 53

>>15703968
Make sure Noddaba is all right, and if not, do what has to be done to save him.

rolled 59 = 59

>>15704008

Do this, then check on Junior.

rolled 39 = 39

>>15703968

"Well then, unless you xeno sons of bitches want to see more of where that came from, I suggest surrendering right. the fuck. now."

>>15704008
You look up at the remaining Seers, their faces white as snow and true fear in their eyes. You step towards them and one immediately flees.

As you get close one of them screams. "WE'LL DO ANYTHING! PLEASE DON'T KILL!" he begins hyperventilating and crying a little.

You stare at the two Seers with your most terrifying gaze and tell them that the entire fleet must surrender. He nods vigorously. "Yes, YES!"

The Seers activate the ships' communications unit and speak. *ALL SHIPS CEASEFIRE! CEASEFIRE! ALL WARRIORS DISARM AND DISENGAGE! WE ARE HEAR BY SURRENDERING TO....*

The Seers turns back to you. "W-who are you exactly?"

rolled 27 = 27

>>15704099
I AM MOTHERFUCKING ABADDON THE MOTHERFUCKING DESPOILER OF THE MOTHERFUCKING BLACK LEGION MOTHERFUCKER

rolled 9 = 9

>>15704099
"I am Abaddon *insert titles here* and we *gesture to marines* are the Empyrean Empire!"

rolled 8 = 8

>>15704099
Do we need to go over the Titles again?

rolled 77 = 77

>>15704099

"WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM, YOU WEEBO SHIT?!


"I! AM! CHAOS!"

rolled 93 = 93

>>15704099
Hell's Soldiers

>>15704116

ALL OF OUR TITLES. AGAIN.

rolled 37 = 37

>>15704099

ABADDON THE FUCKING DESPOILER! MASTER OF TERRA, COMMANDER OF THE BLACK FLEET, CHAMPION OF CHAOS, AND ONE SERIOUSLY BADASS MOTHERFUCKER!

rolled 72 = 72

>>15704126
>>15704129
better yet, combine these

rolled 63 = 63

>>15704099
GIVE THEM ALL OF OUR TITLES, ALL OF THEM.
Also, shall we invite them to our wedding?

rolled 8 = 8

This >>15704139

Followed by this >>15704129

rolled 43 = 43

>>15704116

SECONDING THIS

>>15704129
You yell at the Seers, demanding to know just who the hell they think you are. You tell them that you are Chaos.

The Seers swiftly go back to the comms unit. *CHAOS! WE ARE SURRENDERING TO CHAOS! DO NOT RESIST THEM!*

Once the Seers are done, you look out at the bridge. You see that the few remaining Eldar ships have ceased firing. Your vessels push forth, eager to board the ships and take command of them.

"Please." one of the Seers says "We don't want to die."

The other speaks. "Please don't kill us." she says "We'll do anything you want."

rolled 76 = 76

>>15704186
Get Noddaba to the apothocary, then wedding time?

rolled 81 = 81

>>15704186

Oh would you look at the time!


RAPE O'CLOCK!

rolled 93 = 93

>>15704186
Anything?

Tell them to bend over. Say they will be taught the way of Slaanesh.

rolled 78 = 78

>>15704201
>>15704197


rerollan and combinin'

rolled 76 = 76

>>15704186
VERY WELL, THEN THEY WILL ATTEND YOUR WEEDING!

ALSO CHECK ON NODDABA!

rolled 2 = 2

>>15704203
This followed by checking on Noddaba.

rolled 57 = 57

>>15704186
We need Eldar Eunuchs to serve us. Sacrifice their gonads in honor of Slaneesh. Raep is fine too.

rolled 3 = 3

>>15704220
>>15704197
Same action and both rolls are 76? Is Nurgle taunting us?

rolled 18 = 18

>>15704186

Surrendering to Chaos, huh?

Well then, let's show them what that submission REALLY means. Time to begin converting them by whichever means we see fit.

rolled 37 = 37

Tell the male Seer to "entertain" your marines.

Have your way with the female.

rolled 35 = 35

>>15704230
Noddaba must live!

rolled 75 = 75

>>15704233
Yes he is, but I'm rolling for this anyway.

rolled 45 = 45

>>15704186

"Anything, you say?..."

Let that sink in, then clap them on the back and say "Well, I'd love for you all to attend my...wedding, as honored guests..."

THEN check up on Noddaba and see if he needs medical attention.

rolled 5 = 5

>>15704259
>>15704197
>>15704220
The chaos gods mock us. I am not amused.

rolled 100 = 100

>>15704186
Nurse the High Seer to full health. Using Tzeenchian logic explain to the Eldar that despite the attacks, you meant well. Then rape them. All of them. Bueno.

>>15704203
You tell both of them to bend on their knees.

They both looked at each other, scare and confused, but comply. Once they are down you begin remove their garments. "W-what are you doing?" one asks

You tell her "enlightening you".

You use Araghast.

----------

Once you're done with your heresy you release them both. The two Seers' holes are soaked, filled with your release, and both are gasping in a mix of exhaustion, pain and pleasure. Slaanesh will be pleased.

What now, warmaster?

rolled 54 = 54

>>15704259
>>15704197
>>15704220

rerollan for these. Maybe the gods of Chaos can bless me again?

rolled 47 = 47

>>15704231
I WANT EUNUCHS AT OUT WEDDING!

rolled 47 = 47

>>15704186
Order all of the remaining Eldar to begin butchering one another with knives, claws, fists, and so forth. Demand that they also yell "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!"

>>15704285

This.

Full stop.

>>15704220
>>15704197
>>15704259
FUCKING TZEENTCH!!!!

rolled 77 = 77

>>15704274
NURGLE STOP MOCKING US AND BLESS THIS ROLL!

WE WILL GIVE THE BITCH AN STD ON THE WEDDING NIGHT!

rolled 82 = 82

Save Noddaba dammit!

I mean, really. Come on guys.

rolled 34 = 34

Check up on Noddaba, then invite all survivors to the wedding.

rolled 66 = 66

>>15704296
We must attend to our sonaughter. S/he must live!

rolled 71 = 71

>>15704296

Get the Eldar slave/waifu and have REALLY good sex with her.

Again.

>>15704285

Holy shit guys, there are other Chaos gods we can appease BESIDES Slaanesh, you know.

There are lots of other ways to corrupt and debase and inflict pain on others than just forcefully sticking your dick into them all the time. I mean, sheesh, mix it up a little for once.

GUYS.

GUYS.

RAPE CAN COME LATER.

WE SHOULD FIND WHERE THEY CAME FROM.

AND KILL EVERYONE WHEN WE GET THERE.

rolled 100 = 100

>>15704317
<mfw he rolls a 77

>>15704334
>>15704317

Well THERE we go. Took the dice long enough.

>>15704334
YES!

>>15704317
NO!

>>15704363

FUUUUUUUUCK

GUYS STRIP THE DICE OUT OF YOUR EMAIL FIELD WHEN YOU'RE NOT POSTING A SUGGESTION GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.

rolled 23 = 23

>>15704334
>>15704317
Looks to me like they can be combined.

>>15704334
You then remember Noddaba. You immediately run over to the abomination child.

The spawn appears to be wounded. Badly, but still alive. Some of his tentacles have been sliced off or crushed by the Iron Knights. Bloody ichor both red and black in colour slowly leaks from his injuries. The creature looks at you.

*PAPA? IT HURTS*

>>15704317
(this shall be remembered)

rolled 38 = 38

>>15704421

SHIIIIIIIIIT

GET HIM SOME MEDICAL ATTENTION ASAP. AS IN RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

...I'm not sure how the hell its biology works but DAMMIT WE HAVE TO TRY.

rolled 95 = 95

>>15704421
"EMBRACE THE PAIN, SON. CAPTURE IT, CHANNEL IT, FOCUS IT. USE IT TO YOUR BENEFIT."

Save his life with Warp magics.

rolled 15 = 15

>>15704421
You vomit a cleansing puss over your son.

BY THE WILL OF GRANDFATHER NURGLE!

rolled 83 = 83

>>15704444
This man speaks wisdoms.
God I love our little bastard abomination.

rolled 12 = 12

>>15704421

"Papa's here for you, everything's going to be fine, just hang on!"

Hold back tears

"I... I'm so proud of you."

rolled 74 = 74

>>15704444

THE QUADS HAVE SPOKEN.

rolled 33 = 33

>>15704421

"You! There! Yes, you! Iron Warrior! Go get an Apothecary! Now!

"You, Chaos Champion! See if you can help me lift my child and set him/her over there by the control console!

"You, there! Black Legionnaire! I want you and your squads to cover that doorway over there by that bulkhead!

"Plague Marine! I need you to cover me and the Chaos Champion while we carry my child!


"Don't worry, my child. Papa is here. Papa will not let you die. Papa will not let those bad Eldar get away with hurting you."

rolled 86 = 86

>>15704469
We're proud that he got his ass kicked by a bunch of ancient wraithlords?

rolled 90 = 90

>>15704421
He inevitably dies... The wounds too much for him to handle.

You use this death to fuel your ever-growing rage and claim vengeance for his death.

rolled 40 = 40

>>15704495

He's our son, dammit OUR FATHERLY PRIDE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE LOGICAL.

Our dad fucking sucked, guys.

Let's not be the same.

>>15704444
You tell Noddaba that he must be able to embrace the pain and turn it into his own, to turn into into his own power.

*I WILL TRY* the creature says

Noddaba closes it's eyes. He starts screeching, then flailing his tendrils and screaming. Soon this can be heard within the depths of your mind, as well as the minds of everyone else.

All the people in the room grab their heads and fall to the ground. A psychic screech rings through all minds, hurtful and agonizing. You see one of the sorcerer's heads explode and the eyes of the Seers bleed rapidly.

rolled 90 = 90

SUCCESS!!!

>>15704558
Oh, and use this roll for him to heal himself.

>>15704551

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK SON, YOU MAKE DADDY PROUD.

rolled 73 = 73

>>15704551

"That's it, son! That's the stuff! Just keep hanging in there, child! Just hold on for just a little longer!


"WHERE IN KHORNE'S LEFT TESTICLE IS THAT APOTHECARY?!"

rolled 92 = 92

>>15704551
"OKAY SONAUGHTER I THINK THAT'S ENOUGH EMBRACING! PLEASE DON'T KILL DADDY!"

rolled 89 = 89

>>15704551
lift him up and give him/her a hug for a job well done, then get the chaos medic to patch him up

rolled 52 = 52

>>15704590
>in Homer Simpson's voice
I support this

>>15704590
You tell Noddaba to stop it's screech before it kills you. The creature ceases immediately.

The marines start getting back on their feet, although they are still holding their heads from the pain and mental ache. The sorcerers are all knocked-out and the Seers seem to screaming about being blind.

Noddaba looks around at the room, noticing the torn bodies and blood all over. *YOU DEFEAT THEM ALL, DIDN'T YOU?*

rolled 67 = 67

>>15704656

"Damn right I did, kiddo."

rolled 88 = 88

>>15704656
Inspire him to do better next time, while reassuring him of his worthiness.

"Yes son, yes I did. There will be more though. And when we find them, you'll defeat them alongside me once more."

rolled 82 = 82

>>15704656

"Much better.

"They're fighting for *us* now, kid. At least, they're not fighting *against* us.

"Now c'mon. Let's go see about getting you patched up and maybe we'll give mommy a visit afterward. How's that sound?"

>>15704683
WE ARE ON A FUCKING ROLL HERE PEOPLE.

TRULY WE ARE BLESSED BY CHAOS.

>>15704683
KHORNE INSPIRES!

>>15704683
Although Noddaba failed to defeat his foes, you are still proud that he manged to fight them off for so long. Such valor please Khorne.

You decide to give the child some inspiring words. You tell him that there shall be many more to fight, and he shall fight them with you.

Noddaba nods. *I WILL LOOK FORWARD TO THAT*

The abomination starts looking around the room. He looks at each of the Iron Knights inside. You see his eyes suddenly expand.

*WHERE IS THE BIG ONE?*

rolled 31 = 31

>>15704761
"The big one"?

rolled 26 = 26

>>15704761
" did you just say "the big one?" "

order everyone on their feet on the double.
we are going big game hunting

rolled 31 = 31

>>15704761

"Big one? What do you mean?"

rolled 43 = 43

>>15704781
fuck forgot to mention to grab a space harpoon. white whale holy grail

rolled 50 = 50

"I don't know. Let's go find out, son."

GRAB YOUR SHIT AND GET READY TO GO HUNTING, BITCHES. FIRST ONE TO FIND THE BIG ONE GETS DIBS ON THE ELDAR.

rolled 69 = 69

>>15704790

Blood and Thunder?

Blood and Thunder.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-Su1YXQYek

rolled 50 = 50

>>15704821
Sorry, first dibs.

After us.

Obviously.

>>15704790
You turn around and order the marines to stand ready. You spot an odd hook-like Eldar laucnher on the ground and pick it up.

Nodabba nods. "THE BIG ONE. THE ONE WHO CUT ME AND STEPPED ON ME UNTIL I BLED, AND KILLED MY DAEMON TENDRILS."

You hear something. Echoing sounds of massive footsteps. The bridge begins rumbling as the noise gets closer. Something is coming.

rolled 45 = 45

Pull our son to his feet and give him the harpoon. Time to teach him how to fight.

Lead by example, and fuck up whatever's coming.

rolled 60 = 60

>>15704828
"TO ARMS, SOLDIERS OF THE RUINOUS POWERS. WE MUST SLAY THIS BIG ONE AT WHATEVER COST!"

rolled 28 = 28

MAN THE HARPOON! BRACE FOR COMBAT!

rolled 46 = 46

>>15704828

"Good. Remember that pain. Take it and use it to fuel your rage. Use your rage to kill your enemy. It will make your revenge all the sweeter against the one that inflicted this on you."

rolled 56 = 56

WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE!!!!

SLICE ITS HEAD OFF WITH YOUR DICK!!!

rolled 49 = 49

>>15704872
supporting

rolled 100 = 100

>>15704872

GODDAMIT WHY DO THE BEST SPEECHES GET THE WORST ROLLS.

REROLLING

rolled 10 = 10

don't die on me, thread.

>>15704954
Oh god dammit. We're already past the speech giving phase, now we're in the 'get ready for combat or else you'll get fucked up' phase.

>>15704843
You tell your warriors to be ready to kill whatever it is that comes from the direction of the noise.

The footsteps get louder and louder. You can hear them closing in. The sound of metal crashing against the ground. It's echo becomes thunderous, growing with every second.

And then for a few seconds silence.

You suddenly see a giant stream of energy strike out. The energy blast instantly wipes out half of your remaining war council, vaporizing them and destroying their bodies like they never existed.

Then it appears. It looks like the Iron Knights only bigger. Much bigger. It is the size of a small titan and armed like one too. It has a shoulder-mounted cannon, energy fumes hissing from ti after it's latest shot. It has two mighty fists, each with wrist-mounted heavy weapons. One fists holds a giant gatling-like gun.

The Wraith-Giant turns to you. "THE SEERS HAVE HAVE SURRENDERED TO YOU BUT A WARRIOR OF KHAINE SHALL NOT." it says "I SHALL DESTROY YOU FOR WHATEVER YOU HAVE DONE TO MY MISTRESS THE HIGH SEER."

The Wraith-Giant reaches for a metal shaft on it's back and grasps it. "I AM MAUGRA HRA'OTH ASUKAN." It pulls out the shaft, revealing an enormous curved blade.

"AND I SHALL BE YOUR DOOM."

>>15704998
Oh shit a Phantom.

rolled 61 = 61

>>15704998
DRAW DRACH'YEN
AIM FOR THE GLOWING SIGILS WHERE THE LIGHT POINTS

rolled 59 = 59

>>15704998

"Khaine is NOTHING compared to the powers we wield. Now you will LEARN YOUR PLACE."

Kick his ass up and down the bridge.

rolled 17 = 17

>>15704998
We need to turn this Warrior of Khaine into a warrior of Khorne.

But first we need to beat the crap out of it, USE THE HARPOON!

rolled 56 = 56

>>15705045

SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER

rolled 40 = 40

>>15704998
throw the harpoon dead center of the head with enough force it not only penetrates the wraithlord but the wall behind it.

rolled 44 = 44

>>15705043
THIS.

We need a pet Phantom.

rolled 21 = 21

Beat it over and over with the harpoon, then aim it directly at it's 'face' and scare it into submitting.

rolled 83 = 83

Shadow of the Colossus this fucker

rolled 8 = 8

>>15705053

>HARPOONS THRUST IN THE SKY
>AIM DIRECTLY FOR HIS BROKEN BROW
>AND LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEE

rolled 86 = 86

>>15705027
>>15705069

It appears these two suggestions are asking to do the same thing.

Swing onto his back and commence to stabbing the glowy weak points.

rolled 65 = 65

Harpoon + Eyesocket = SQUISH

rolled 32 = 32

>>15705043
Khorn > Khaine
let's show them why

rolled 12 = 12

>>15704998
"AUGRA HRA'OTH ASUKAN! YOUR HIGH SEER IS ALIVE AND IN CUSTODY, YOUR FLEET HAS SURRENDERED. IF YOU DO NOT HEED THE WORDS OF YOUR REMAINING SEERS, YOU, AND EVERY SOUL ABOARD WILL BE SLAIN. PAINFULLY."

'Back the fuck up because We got this' motion to the remaining men."Choose, and by the gods you'd better choose correctly, or else things will get much more, Unpleasant."

rolled 83 = 83

>>15705027
>>15705069
Shadow of the Colossus was good game. I approve of this.

rolled 23 = 23

>>15705107

I expect this will fail, the guys seems intent on murdering us horribly.

But when it does fail, we can continue with this >>15705086

rolled 31 = 31

>>15705107
No! rerolling

>>15705128
>>15705086
>>15705069

>83
>86
>83

I think our course of action is obvious.

>>15705128
>>15705086
>>15705069
>Shadow of the colossus
>3 80s

YES.

>>15705086
You decide that the only way to kill a thing this big is to climb it.

You draw your daemon sword and charge towards the Wraith-Giant. The titanic warrior raises it's gun arm.

"YOU WILL DIE." Asukan says

The wraith fires. A barrage of large energy bolts fly at you as you surge forward. Energy beams rip through the ground, causing steel and other materials to fly everywhere. Your remaining warriors take a few potshots at the giant while moving to cover.

Asukan continue firing streams of energy blasts as you move. Scorch marks and plasma spray coat your armour. As you near the Wraith-Giant's foot it brings it's massive blade downwards at you.

rolled 21 = 21

PARRY BLOW, RUN UP BLADE LIKE STAIRS, STAB IN FACE.

rolled 53 = 53

Use the sword to get on top of the thing, and then start stabbing shit.

rolled 12 = 12

>>15705158
backpedal then when he is lifting the sword of the ground grab on to it and stab the fucker

rolled 45 = 45

>>15705158

Use SINDRI to bitch slap the sword aside then make with the climbing 'n stabbing.

rolled 14 = 14

>>15705158
grab the sword and turn it against the giant, show this punk the power of Khorn!

rolled 11 = 11

Hey guys,
we should punch him to death
it worked in the past

rolled 85 = 85

>>15705168
KHORNE BLESS MY ROLL, THIS MUST BE DONE!

rolled 93 = 93

>>15705168
Yes! Then stab the shit out of glowing sigil.

>>15705225
As the sword comes down you realize it could be used to get to a higher point of the Wraith-Giant.

Asukan brings blade to the ground with a hard slash. You swerve to the side, avoiding the massive sword. You then grab onto it with Sindri and pull yourself onto the edge.

You begin running up along the length of the blade. "SHIT. PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE JUST USED MY FIST."

As you reach the end of the blade a huge jet of flame suddenly belches forth. Fire is shot out from the Wraith-Gaint's fist downwards, scorching you and melting away at your armour.

rolled 22 = 22

>>15705280
cry out that power armour is for pussies while putting on some shades and kick that fucker in the face like bruce lee would

rolled 66 = 66

>>15705280
Use Sindri to create a force field, then get to the weak point and pump it full of Khotnite energy until the thing is loyal to us.

rolled 1 = 1

>>15705280
EAT THE FIRE
SPIT IT BACK AT HIM

rolled 13 = 13

>>15705280
cry out that power armour is for pussies while putting on some shades and kick that fucker in the face like bruce lee would

rolled 29 = 29

>>15705280
cry out that power armour is for pussies while putting on some shades and kick that fucker in the face like bruce lee would

>>15705312
>mfw Slaneesh blesses converting the waiththing to Khorne

rolled 47 = 47

>>15705328
>>15705336
shit my bad internet was being retaded

>>15705312
Calling forth Sindri's sorcerous powers you reach out and create a shield made from warp energy before you. The flames disperse as they hit the barrier.

Once the flames stop you drop the shield and charge forth once more. You climb off the blade and land on Asukan's fist. You see a bright Eldar sigil on the back of his hand.

Not knowing what else to do, you proceed to punch the thing with SIndri. The daemon arm slams into the sigil and sinks in. Corruptive warp energies discharge and begin filling the wound. Sindri begins his whispers of Chaos.

"WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS HAPPENING?!" the Wraith-Giant shouts.

rolled 79 = 79

>>15705384
this is YOUR doom bitch. proceed to rip out his spine

rolled 84 = 84

>>15705384
FIND ANOTHER SIGIL TO CORRUPT

rolled 54 = 54

>>15705384
Kick him in the face and continue corrupting him.

rolled 35 = 35

>>15705384
YOUR TIME SERVING KAINE IS OVER, YOU WILL NOW FOLLOW KHORNE!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

rolled 80 = 80

>>15705384
"For Chaos!" Redouble our efforts, pump everything we've got into converting this guy to Khorne.

rolled 44 = 44

>>15705384
Pour on the corruption, we will have a Khornite Eldar titan thing

rolled 14 = 14

>>15705420
KHORNE IS ALMOST UPON US, MAY HE BLESS THE SEARCH FOR A SECOND SEAL!

rolled 7 = 7

>>15705420
Supporting this.

rolled 30 = 30

"THIS IS FOR HURTING MY CHILD!"

rolled 91 = 91

YOU
ARE
MY
BITCH

Then push Sindri in once more. Corrupt the shit out of this guy.

rolled 87 = 87

>>15705420
All we need now is Khorn's blessing, we're so close.

rolled 49 = 49

Move to next sigil. Repeat.

rolled 88 = 88

>>15705465
KHORNE, GET OVER HERE AND BLESS OUR ROLL!

rolled 81 = 81

>>15705465
SON OF A BITCH!!!!

>>15705498
wat

rolled 64 = 64

>>15705465
>>15705498
oh wow

btw the thread is auto saging

>>15705498

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD BLOOD.

>>15705498
Acting quickly, you climb along the Wraith-Giant's body looking for another sigil. You pull yourself up the body until you reach the neck. Asukan attempts to shake you off put your grip is to strong. You then look up and see a sigil between the neck and the bottom of the head.

You surge upwards and slam SIndri into the sigil, shattering it and crushing into the warrior's skull itself. Asukan howls as the warp's corruption pours into his wraithbone "veins". The energies of Chaos fill his body, twisting and warping his soul. You see the mark of Khorne appear over the broken sigil.

Asukan falls. The titanic warrior loses control and plummets downwards. It breaks the ground it hits and you are sent flying off the Wraith-Giant as it collapses.

(Well I've got to sign off for the night. Will be backs sometime soon.)

rolled 50 = 50

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