no. the Godhand are all named after old SF authors, maybe characters

Lots of Berserk threads lately.

Personally I think its just a coincidence.

... your point?

The similarities are strange though.

One thing that has annoyed me personally about Berserk is that Griffith was never shown as a great fighter,

Never saw him kill an enemy commander of great worth, or do anything really...

He was just charismatic.

>>15644701
He initially surpassed Guts. How did you miss that?

"Slan" was the title of a golden age sci-fi novel by A E van Vogt. It was about a bunch of psychic superhumans and one of them going on a "The Stars My Destination" revenge spree.

Link related: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slan

>>15644701
He fought Guts, and he also fought that demon guy (not much success but he said he was at least fun...). He was at least capable and probably the second strongest fighter in the band aside from Guts.

>>15644701
>He was just charismatic.
>just

>>15644701
He was shown as a great fighter versus Guts. That's about it though.

Griffith was meant to be a charismatic sociopath, and little else.

>>15644712
>>15644720

Yeah but that was early Gatts,

All the main fighting was done by Gatts, every major fight hinged on Gatts killing someone, not Griffith doing anything.

>>15644728
He was busy being a general.

Generals don't ride at the front. Assault Commanders do though,

>>15644752
...I guess so... :-(

I'd see where you'd get the idea, but her costume is actually just a profane mockery of a seraphim; she covers her sex with her wings rather than her holiness.

>>15644808
There's also the part where she wants dickings from Gutts the first time they meet away from the rest of the godhand and she seems to... enjoy getting stabbed in the abdomen by the Dragon.

>>15644830
sorry guys. Just want to say.

Guts. not Gatts. not Gattsu. not Gutts. it's Guts.

as in, what you have when you charge a line of riflemen.

That and stupidity.

>>15644843
Or the stuff that spills out when you slice someones belly.

>people saying Gutts, Gatts, Gutsu

It's Guts. Kentaro Miura said that ガッツ translates in English to Guts.

>>15644864
And what you need to climb the Agrocrag.

Look, I have no idea what you are talking about, but who's that sexy chick with the wings in OP's post?

so... is griffith going to be a saviour or a devil?

i am thinking saviour.

SO BERSERK. Can anyone explain to me why the island girl sunddenly turn into a mermaid? Does she really have mermaid blood in her or is this a side effect of the world merge?
And how do you feel about the author taking a break (To watch IdolM@ster if I remember correctly)

>>15644891

Villain in a japanese mango.

>>15644891

One of the Godhand

>>15644896
Both. he is the Messiah.

The only Messiah that can exist in a world with the Idea of Evil as the only God.

>>15644898
She was telling the truth about being part mermaid

>>15644896
Both. He's like the Anti-Christ.

>>15644896
Saviour. Yes.

But do keep in mind that God in Berserk is the Ultimate Idea of Evil.

Depending on your view of God, that is bad or good.

>japanese manga
>sex chick
>tentacles for hair

Whats with Japs and tentacle sex? never change you strange race of people...

>>15644896
Hes the blinding light that will bring god to midland, Guts is the darkness that challenges that light.

rolled 7, 9 = 16

>>15644898
Because she had mermaidic blood, and the world is starting to breach.
Basically there are stories about someone having a father or mother of "other" origin, be it troll or faun or elf.
If this is true, it would never awake in the normal world.
But since Skullknight was so nice to slash the gigantic tree of doom with his dimension tearing blade, the world has been breached.
Old gods, dragons, and much more is now common.
Mermaids are just a part of this

>>15644935
They got started really early too

>>15644935
censorship laws wouldn't let them show penises (peni?) but they were still allowed to show tentacles, after people saw it enough it just stuck around due to there still being a market

Slan = Slaanesh
Conrad = Nurgle
Void = ?
Ubik = ?
Femto = ?

>>15644935

>tentacles for hair

>>15644935
If I remember my random trivia. Penis = wrongbad. Tentacle = not "technically" bad so fuck you will ride that legal technicality like a motherfucking choochoo train all the way around legal town and drink the tears of the innocent.

Japan seems to be the masters of the technicality. With their crazy small black bars and such.

>>15644984
At least use the .gif

>>15644981
Void is obviously Tzeentch. The mastermind behind everything.
Have no idea about Ubik since he's useless.
Femto would be like a reverse Horus. Leading his followers to victory using the power of the God Hand.
>>15644911
>>15644953
Oh. Nice. Now the world Apostles and fantasy creatures is going to sharply increase.
Dem Loli Mermaids.

>>15644981

void = tzeench (sp?)

>>15644877

Yeah, and Horo's name is Korbo.

I don't trust Japanese authors when they tell the west what their katakana's supposed to be read as anymore, because it seems like they just agree with whatever's thrown at them first, or they plain don't give a fuck, so they invariably pick something that sounds retarded.

>"So Miura, is it really Guts, or is it Gatts like that historical knight that the character seems..."
>"Guts, sure, whatever, I'm watching Makoto's image song right now, go away."

rolled 5, 7 = 12

So Gats vs a Dragon.
Who will win?
:P

>>15645053
Guts

Since none of my friends know about Berserk I'd really love to run a game, where they are part of the Band of the Hawk.
A small mercenary unit at first, rising to power, become nobles, leader gets caught, your friends are slaughtered, try to free him, escape, then ECLIPSE.

>>15645053
What is his sword's name?

>>15645025

It's Guts because he named the character after the QUALITY of having 'Guts'

>>15645066
Dragon Slayer, but it has never been tested

>>15645053
he doesnt have a sword called 'dragon slayer' for nothing you know

>>15645062
Sounds good, hope they dont discover berserk or this thread before you spring that eclipse on the... because they will die...

>>15645062
Didn't someone just make a thread about this exact same idea a few days ago?
>>15645053
He killed an angel before I doubt a dragon would be much problem.

>>15645099
Well this would make an awesome game, especially to see the faces of your players, when their comrades and their characters are getting slaughtered.

>>15645120
It would also be much more fun if it was another PC that did the betrayal not just another NPC.

>>15644953
Is Guts pure human? His teeth are different but that could just be a thematic thing.

>>15645141
Hes all pure blood human... the only thing hes got magical are the berserker armor and his sword though his own doing.

some think that Guts may have some kind of magical creatures blood in him, what with his pointed ears and strenght far beyond that of a normal human.

>>15645148
That's the current indication, but do we *know* that? Has there been word of god on the subject? His full parentage is a mystery after all.

>>15644902

So, a Dark Messiah even?

Kicking ensues.

>>15645191
we also are not sure that Puck isn't a WH40K Space Marine.

sure, he and others have said that he is an elf, but it COULD just be a conspiracy right?

>>15645201
No hes the literal messiah. Like driving demons from the land and bringing the dead to life so they can have closure with their loved ones.

>>15645191
Well we know that his mother is human atleast. Since she die when she is killed.
Don't know about the father. Though Zodd does have Guts hair and ear. Not to mention they have the same fashion sense.

>>15645219
I hate to break it to you but Griffith is kind of doing the opposite of driving demons from the land.

>>15645228
killing all those keshan(sp) demons from midland... hes driving the bad ones out.

>>15645227
>Though Zodd does have Guts hair and ear. Not to mention they have the same fashion sense.
If this was true, it would blow my fucking mind.

Also you will notice that Griffith isnt just letting his Apostle army slaughter and eat any human they desire, as is usual Apostle behavior.

He is actually making people's lives better.

Wait a damn minute... One of them is named Ubik?
Oh... oh dear. Time to stand on my head in the toilet.

>>15645252
zodd is Guts from the future

>>15645259
I fail to see how waking up shit like the Sea God makes anyone's lives better.

>>15645244
>the bad ones

teehee

Although I am quite amused that it seems Griffith/Femto's master plan was!!!!

TO TURN THE ENTIRE WORLD 100% INTO GENERIC FANTASY SETTING!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

No seriously. If anyone needs to catch up http://www.mangakuro.com/berserk/

>>15645303
One of the only Philip K. Dick books that actually creeped me out. The scenes were people were discernibly rotting/aging were horrible to imagine.

>>15645332
That is not evil.
Evil is turn the entire world into a furfag fantasy setting where everyone is more pervert han /d/eviants.

>>15645353
We haven't seen the whole world yet...

>>15645252
It...would actually make alot of sense to me. It would explain a lot.

>>15645259
Yeah that scene where the humans were fighting side by side with Griffith's Apostles was nice. Then again you can't be king over a people if your army eats them all.

>>15645373
That's what I mean. It actually sounds pretty plausible.

>>15645148
>>15645141
No fucking way Guts is NORMAL. Human, yes. To an extent.

By entering Hell or whatever that place was, Guts has been shifted slightly out of reality. This allows him to harm magical creatures... and it makes him slightly impervious to "worldly" attacks.

If Guts continues like this, he'll be invulnerable to human weapons one day.

Of course, by then Guts will be the Dog Knight, strolling the world together with the Skull Knight.

>>15645569
I was under the impression that the reason he could hurt them so bad was because he had killed so many demons.

>>15645569
They've also mentioned that he's chopped up so many demons that his sword leveled up.

>>15645605
he is a time traveler

Interestingly enough, Slaneesh as we know it first came about in 1988 the same year Miura published the pilot Berserk chapter. Slan was then introduced just before 1990. Unless Miura travelled to England, started playing an obscure roleplaying game then travelled back to Japan while making the deals to be published and drawing hundreds of pages, the similarities are just odd coincidences.

>>15645619
>>15645605
That's just his sword you know.

Guts can bomb magical enemies, shoot them with his crossbow, shoot them with his cannon, kill them with throwing knifes.

That's all because his seal.

>>15645642
His sword leveled up for demon slaying, but demons are still made of meat

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the angry marines hate slaanesh

>>15645664
kinda looks like Ganon.

>>15645703
grrr

>>15645712
Oink!

>>15644981
Void is the planning, intelligence and fate aspects of Tzeentch.
Ubik is the illusion, corruption and general wackiness of Tzeentch.

Femto is the Empra.

>>15645761
If only we could find Khorne.
On an unrelated topic, here's a guy who was big on war.
Hey look, skulls. and a throne.

>>15645795
Its obvious... guts is khorne

>>15645664
That's because the angry marines are Khornate and everyone knows it.

>>15645811
Guts is Doombreed, in mortal form before spawning Khorne into existence, and ascending to Daemonhood.

Berserk is not warhammer. You silly fa/tg/uys.

>>15645840
Try telling /co/ that adventure time/berserk doesnt work they or /v/ that berserk isnt video games related. Berserk is all boards related because its hardcore as fuck

>>15645742
>>15645742
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>>15645840
If we can't shoehorn Warhammer into every setting, then we have failed as a board.
Now stand aside and let us do our job.

>>15645795
He is also the most powerful Apostle, almost at the God Hand level.

He is a good fit for Khorne.

>>15645856
I hate the casual use of words like "hardcore", but I still can't quite bring myself to disagree with you.

>>15645795
>>15645795
>>15645795
Emperor Ganishka - Berserk Wiki - Berserk Manga and Anime
berserk.wikia.com/wiki/Emperor_Ganishka - CachedEmperor Ganishka (ガニシュカ大帝 Ganishuka Taitei?) is the head of the Kushan nation, a large nation-state most closely resembling real-world India.

hmmmm

>>15645856
>Berserk isn't vidya
I would chew their eyelids off for that.
Also, Demons' Souls jokes, etc etc.

>>15645888
Demon Souls devs are clearly inspired by Berserk, I hope to see more nods to it in Dark Souls

>>15645880
I wouldnt throw around hardcore lightly... but I mean catching a blade with your teeth is the definition of the word though.

Adventure time references!

and what about Exterminatus?

>>15645795
I don't know. He wasn't very smashy. He was even willing to accept his surrendered enemies into his ranks.

k... that's about it for me.

>>15645569
He'll be the Bag Knight, methinks.

>>15645965
You know who is very smashy? guts

>>15645972
Side note, Serpico is a total bro.

>>15645569
That's a theory by Skull Knight. The Brand has shifted him slightly, allowing him to influence fate. I suppose Skull Knight should know his stuff.

>>15645973
>>15645972
GhazPORK is the God of Glorious Breakage, one of the greater incarnations of Chaos. He stands 30 feet tall, resembles a greenish cross between an Ogre, a Troll, an Orc, a Goblin, a Gremlin and a Battlemech-Wrestler, and wields a giant sledgehammer battleaxe in his battles against his arch-nemesis, Elfgoat.

>>15645973
You know you're khornate when your first thought in any situation is "how can I kill everything in my sight?"

>>15645998
>Khornate
>Thinking
THATS TOO TZEENTCH-LIKE!
RIP! MAIM! BURN! KILL! SHRED! CUT! SLASH! DECAPITATE!
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE, LET THE GALAXY BURN!

>>15645998
Hes even got the rage part down.

>>15645972
more bagserk, please

>>15646012
He's right on the cusp of that with the berserk armor. Obviously the witches are agents of tzeentch to prevent the rise of khorn into the mortal realm.

>>15645998
> "how can I kill everything in my sight?"
 
Nope. That's The Imperium.
The specifics might vary depending on the chatper but still...

>>15646053
Everyone knows the angry marines are Khortate.

True servants of the Imperium do exactly what they're told and nothing more.

>>15646107
If you aren't an ultramarine you are a heretic and are only tolerated because you are still somewhat of a tool of the emperor still.

>>15646110

>>15646110
Exactly. Do what your priest tells you. The priest does what his higher ups tell him. The higher ups listen to the Emperor. Anything else is heresy.

>>15645066
>>15645059
>>15645080
He still couldn't beat Grunbeld, the dragon apostle.

>>15646158
FOR THE EMPRAH!

>>15646185
If it doesnt have a name guts will win the first fight, fact.

>>15646019
Did somebody say Bagserk?

I love bagzerk

>>15646191
I...
have mixed feelings about that one.
Nevertheless...

I offer you these chronicles:

Sing the sale of the man with many bags, O bard!

>>15646329
How about this one?

>>15645856

>>15646344
Or sister of battle fionna

DID SOMEBODY SAY GANISHKA?

>>15646380

Huh, I didn't noticed berserk had a bag obcession.

Granted, I stopped reading a few chapters after Griffith turned into Femto.

But still.
What's up with this bag thing?

>>15646400
they are edits nig nog

>>15646412
Well, then let me fix myself:
> I would never guess berserk fandom had a thing with bags.

>>15646400
You wouldn't understand ...

>>15646421
they are very nice bags....

>>15646400
The bags are a joke. Miura is just good at taking consistent notes of what the characters are carrying and in what bag. DEEPFAG over on /a/ has a nice copypasta that lists all the bags Guts has and everything that they carry.
Oh yeah, just since those shitty [HAWKS] scanlation names seem to endure, here's a list of all the characters' names in English printed by the moonspeakers themselves.

>>15646438

Since I'm out of Bagserk and bored, here's a few images from a calendar. Wish I had better scans, but these aren't bad.
1/12

2/12

finn berserk!

Is anyone still in this thread?

And lastly 12/12

>>15646538
ya

>>15646551

Thanks for dump

>>15646352
sigh.

Which is the best saga of the Berserk saga?
I feel like I would start buying some issues of it after seeing the anime series.

>>15646641
The bag saga.

>>15646641
Beginning to end.

The MANLY WAY

>>15646660
No

Also, damn it, redundancy.

>>15646700
You miss to much not going beginning to end, if you want to avoid any "spoilers" ditch the short into and just go straight to the flashback

This thread has renewed my desire to complete my Berserk themed Inquisitor Lord team for my SOB army. It may be the worst HQ squad ever, but I will struggle through it!

>>15646747
He really does love struggling.
The series should have been called My Struggle.

>>15646721
The Black Swordsman Arc in the beginning does explain the mythology of the world. It explains what the behelits are and how they work and what a sacrifice is and what happens to the sacrifices.
It's not necessary to read first, but it should be read.
>>15646700
The anime cuts out huge swathes of the story. It's completely different reading it from watching it.

Am I the only one surprised at how bor Roderick has turned out to be? I mean he's the second noble that I haven't wanted horribly dead at one point.

>>15646747
You basing it off Guts and crew or Mozgus and his retinue?

>>15646804
Bro damnit! The other noble is that musketeer type dude who snuck into the Kushan occupied city.

>>15646804
Yeah, I thought he would be yet another useless nob. Turned into a huge bro.

>>15646802
I'm not saying to skip it, im saying you can start there or jumping to the flashback, then hop backwards.

>>15646836
I'll be interested to see if he really does marry Farnese though considering that she's no longer as crazy or useless.

>>15646844
>>15646836

>>15646862
Roderick seems to still like her, even with her witch powers.
Though I think Farnesse is still lusting for Guts' cock, I think she's accepting that she can't have.

>>15646866
Him! That guy on the right was for the longest time the only noble in all of Midland that didn't require a maiming.

>>15646641
If you've already seen the anime you could jump straight in after the eclipse. When the story gets going again you might not understand some stuff, but you could look it up on the wiki.

>>15646821
Guts and co. I'm aiming to make them fun and accurate, not necessarily good.

So far I've got Lord Guts, (with Bolt Pistol, Force Sword, Power Armor, Hammerhand, and Scourging)
Hospitalier Farnese, Familiars Puck and Ivalera, Pentient Witch Schierke, and Acolyte Isidro (with frag and krak genades, bolt pistol and holy fire brazier).

>>15646468
>Guts is going to shoot you in the face.jpg

>>15646942
No. That is wrong.
Damn it. Do not do what this person is saying.

>>15646964
Sounds great.
Have a paining of Guts and co.

>>15646995
See >>15646700.
They want to minimise redundancy.

>>15647017
Then he's lazy.
Like I said before, reading Berserk is VASTLY different from watching it.
There's so much cut out of the series or changed outright that it is far from redundant.

>>15646964
I still don't know what to do about Serpico and Caska though. I was thinking about two Caskas. One Golden Age Caska as a Veteran Guadsman, and one Post-Eclipse Caska as a Sage.

>>15647038
If it's simply he doesn't want to purchase that section because of redundancy, then he should at least read it another way. That's a decent compromise, no?
Again, here's the link.
http://www.mangakuro.com/berserk/

>>15644701
Griffith cut off Zodd's hand which is quite a feat.

>>15647546
>>15644701
Guts has the power, Griffith has the skills.

Guts does the fighting, Griffith does the thinking.

They are a unity. Without each other they're hardly as powerful as together.

That's the whole point of Berserk.

Two guys who could have turned to world to the light, but they didn't and now the world will drop into darkness.

>>15647546
I'm pretty sure it was his arm, not just his hand he cut off. Add to that fact that he was in demon form and neither of them (Griffith and Guts) had ever seen anything supernatural by this point and it becomes a bit more impressive.

>>15646380
>I know what I'll do! I'll absorp Hell into myself! There is no way this could possibly go wrong!

>>15647628
I found it a bit odd. Zodd made a huge deal about Guts managing to wound him and then Griffith almost casually cut off a limb.

>>15647759
I don't know if you heard, but Griffith is kind of a big deal.

>>15647605
One guy who's an emotional wreck who only knows how to kill.
Another guy who throws a bitch fit when he loses.

It's a recipe for disaster that's appropriately grimdark consider that they had the ability to be awesome and make the world noblebright.

>>15647759
Notice how he now /SPOILERSDONTWORKONTG serves Griffith faithfully? I mean he even curbs his bloodknight tendencies to follow his orders/SPOILERSDONTWORKONTG

>>15647973

I guess Zodd probably knew Griffith's destiny to become one of the God Hand. I mean, the way the Behliets work is tied heavily into destiny and such. its implied, IIRC that the Godhand deliberately send them to people who will accept their offer and make them so they activate at a time when the bearer is most emotionally succeptible to making the sacrifice

>>15647973
He served Griffith because the white hawk cut off his horn, which still hasn't grown back.

>>15648008
As soon as he found out about the Behelit of the King he flew away. He didn't know Griffith was important during the fight.

>>15648079
and Griffith is the white hawk, also if you have the Behelit of the King you are destined to become one of the god hand

Warhammer fan bois: Everything is copied from warhammer! fuck berserk!

Rest of /tg/: no, lots of fantasy and sci fi are similar to warhammer because they all borrowed ideas from past sci fi

>>15648286
What were you trying to accomplish with that post son?

>>15648286
What the fuck are you talking about.

Every Warham I know loves Berserk.

>>15648300
>What were you trying to accomplish with that post son?

You know its a common thing among warhammer posts right?

>Aliens copied warhammer Tyranids
>Starship Troopers copied Imperial guard and Tyranids
>Terminator copied Necrons
>Berserk copied Warhammer Empire
>Tau are original and not derived by any anime inspiration

Nope, not new to /tg/ or warhammer

>>15648360
Don't tell me you were serious with that post.

>>15648794
Rarely is a post so dripping with sarcasm as >>15648360
I really hope you're not trying to take it seriously.

>>15648360
Don't forget "Starcraft ripped off 40k!"

>>15649128
>>15648794
Both of ya, don't worry about it. Just scroll up and smile at the fun we had here. It looks like we've run out of steam now, but it was a good time getting here.

There once was a young hawk of light
Who was rather good in a fight
When beaten by Guts
He went rather nuts
And became an unbearable shite

There once was a young boy named Guts
Whose dad was entirely nuts
For three silver coins
To sate a mans loins
He had to surrender his butts

There was an emperor of Kushan
Whose servants killed woman and man
He filled up a room
With a demonic womb
And so the rape factory began

Lost the screencap, but a few years ago a mate of mine made a Berserk limerick thread on /a/, these are th best of the bunch (2nd one isn't one of ours, unfortunately)

Berserk is my bag, baby.

http://archive.easymodo.net/a/thread/31551542

>>15649555

>>15644728
>Gatts
You motherfucking subhuman incompetent. No! I don't care if this post is from hours ago! I don't care that others have already gone out of their way to correct you!

I just got home from an eleven hour day of work, made next to nothing in tips, had my boss chew me out and had torrential rain open up on me while walking home, but you know what the worst fucking part of my day has been?

YOU CALLING GUTS "GATTS."

CUT THAT SHIT OUT.

>>15649605

I'm thinking that it might end up with the members of the two Bands of the Hawk versus each other.

>>15651664
Pretty likely, but Guts' band wouldn't stand a chance unless they get major power-ups.

>>15652328
>>Implying that anything can stand against Guts' sword somersaults

>>15652515
See the problem is that the Godhand can literally bend space and time pretty much effortlessly.

Even Skull knight's super awesome, i've-been-working-on-this-for-eons, Ace in the Hole, reality-defying superweapon was pretty much ignored by every Godhand he used it on.

>>15652559
He's only used the actual sword once and it was powerful enough to tear open reality. Admittedly, Femto deflected the suprise attack casually.

>>15653099
THE PHOENICIAN!?

>>15653099

WHOA!!
This thread is still up!!

>>15652328
True. But I wonder what the matchups would be.

Schierke vs Sonia is a given. Perhaps Serpico vs Irvine.

>>15657651
Those both seem pretty likely. Zodd will probably fight Guts. I don't know who in the group would stand a chance against Grunbeld.

>>15645990

It saddens me that nobody else caught this reference.

>>15645945
just how many memes were subtly slipped into there...?