Let's play man.

>>15630573
Right, would help if this rolled like I told it.

rolled 2, 1 = 3

Roll.

rolled 2, 2 = 4

>>15630576
I give up, I'm an idiot. Fuck.

rolled 2, 2 = 4

go

rolled 1, 2 = 3

Let's do this

sure why not

fuck why does it not want radial? NOBODY rolled radial. What does the RNG have against radial??

> Results are 1-4
> Dice pool range is 2-4
> ?

>>15630596
Someone rolled radial.

>>15630591

>>15630585
>>15630584

Alright, we're a bilaterally symmetrical vertebrate. What do we eat?

Roll a d3.

rolled 2 = 2

>>15630649
OMNIVOROUS!

>>15630598

The results aren't 1-4. They are 1-2 and 1-2. We are selecting 2 characteristics here.

i.e. radial exoskeleton, radial endoskeleton, lateral exoskeleton, or lateral endoskeleton.

rolled 3 = 3

>>15630649
OMNIVORE!

rolled 1 = 1

>>15630649
Holy shit, count me in! I love these!

rolled 2, 2 = 4

>>15630649
OMNIVOROUS!

rolled 2, 2 = 4

>>15630697
dammit

rolled 1 = 1

>>15630708
WTF AM I DOING?

>>15630671

Okay. We'll eat any remotely edible thing that hoves into our field of vision.

How big are we?

Roll a d3.

rolled 2 = 2

Large but slender.

rolled 1 = 1

>>15630725
I'm voting for medium!

rolled 3 = 3

>>15630725
Medium.

rolled 3 = 3

>>15630725
Not sure if this will work.

roll

>>15630788
Well will you look at that!

rolled 3 = 3

Small!

>>15630738
I'm afraid it's not a vote.

>>15630738

Small it is! We're not the biggest in the neighborhood, but we're nothing to shake a stick at, either.

What habitat have we crawled into to start our new, terrestrial life?

Roll a d6:

1 - forest
2 - desert
3 - mountain
4 - plain
5 - tropical
6 - tundra

rolled 3 = 3

>>15630812
Come on, Tropical!

rolled 3 = 3

>>15630812
No vote? Ah well, that's fine too.

rolled 3 = 3

>>15630812
TUNDRA!

rolled 5 = 5

May I make a suggestion OP? Before you do your update, you could make a post saying when votes stop being counted. Medium one that last vote technically, and that would stop stuff like this from happening.

>Implying I didn't participate in Spore forum games

rolled 4 = 4

>>15630812
OH GOD NOT THE SHOE!

>>15630822
>>15630824
>>15630832

Clearly, we have a winner.

rolled 2 = 2

>>15630812
If we're voting by what the dice roll out to be then Jesus take the wheel, but if we're just rollin' and picking what we vote for sign me up for mountain.

>>15630822
Mountains? we better get a beard

>>15630855
It's Jesus, no voting.

>>15630866
Well hot dog, I love Jesus.

>>15630878

We traveled up-river from the estuaries of our former home and found suitable habitats in the trickles of mountain streams and creeks.

How have we survived this long?

Roll a d20 for a random starting adaptation, then we can begin the game in earnest!

rolled 3 = 3

>>15630908

rolled 19 = 19

>>15630908
Venom!

>>15630908
rolling

rolled 20 = 20

SAPIENCE SAPIENCE SAPIENCE

rolled 14 = 14

>>15630908
accidentally the dice

>>15630927
YES!

SUCK IT!

WE ARE SAPIENT, MOTHERFUCKERS!

rolled 7 = 7

beard adaptation GET

rolled 4 = 4

>>15630908
Come on armor plating!

>>15630925
>>15630927

Again, this roll is not a vote. I have a list of adaptations here, and you're rolling to see which one you get. Once the game proper gets underway, you'll be suggesting adaptations.

Remember, though. Evolution is a gradual process. If we haven't developed the proper basic adaptations necessary to develop sapience, we won;t develop it. No matter how well you roll.

>>15630971
Well then why are we even participating in this game? You could roll everything yourself and get the same result of total randomness.

Why play if you're just going to play with yourself?

>>15630971
Post your list of what we're rolling against from now on then, please.

Otherwise it might seem like you're railroading this quest.

rolled 19 = 19

>>15630908
Colossal genitals.

rolled 3 = 3

>>15630985
Well he did say we'll be picking the adaptations shortly.

rolled 2 = 2

We still going?

A stocky species, we are built to weather the harsher climate of our mountainous home. Though small, we are tenacious, and capable of subsisting on almost any food source available in the craggy river valleys. Covered in spines, we make a difficult mouthful for any predator that might take a chance on gobbling us up. This same spikeyness, unfortunately, limits our capacity to move swiftly, and hinders the absorbing of water through our skins, crucial due to the primitive nature of our lungs. Thus we spend much of our time in or near the water.


Recent climate shifts have caused the mountain temperatures to drop. Much of our population is hard pressed to counter this, dependent as we are on the rivers that have begun to freeze over. Our population has begun to drop.

How do we survive this?

Suggest an adaptation to survive the dropping temps and roll a d20.

rolled 5 = 5

>>15631089
Migrate to a warmer climate.

rolled 14 = 14

>>15631099
Pubic hair.

rolled 10 = 10

>>15631089
Blubber. Lots of blubber.

rolled 14 = 14

>>15631099
Increase body fat

rolled 17 = 17

>>15631099
Acidic sweat that lower the pH of the water and allow for less ice. Let's fuck up everyone else's ecosystem!

rolled 6 = 6

>>15631089
Become stockier with increased blubber. Increase mass proportionate to surface area.

rolled 9 = 9

>>15631099
A tough head and dexterous frontal claws, so we can break river ice with headbuts and easily dig through the broken ice(and snow) to consume delicious frozen waters.

>>15631117

We don't have hair.

>>15631118
>>15631120

Very well.

rolled 11 = 11

Learn to hibernate, or at least burrow so that we can retain heat through sticking together in an enclosed space.

rolled 18 = 18

>>15631089
Dapper facial hair.

rolled 2 = 2

hibernate?

Spiny seals unite!

we dont have facial hair yet. The FUCK

rolled 1 = 1

>>15631196
Haven't hit puberty.

Lacking any external means of insulation, certain sections of the population have begun to store more fat in their subdermal tissues. This has effectively allowed us to survive the harsh cold that has swept into our habitat.

However, maintaining this layer of fat is taxing out ability to forage for food. The scrub grains and lichens we forage on are poor in nutrients, but abundant, and we have become to slow to subsist mainly on the few insects and fish that live this high in the mountains. Our population has stablized.

How will we survive this?

rolled 10 = 10

Cannibalism with an incredibly high reproductive rate!

rolled 1, 1 = 2

>>15631228
Develop a prehensile tongue to better capture our prey

rolled 10 = 10

>>15631228
Flagella.

rolled 1 = 1

>>15631228
Photosynthesis!

rolled 17 = 17

>>15631249
Shit, rolled 1d3 rather than 1d20, rerolling.

>>15631245
It's a d20 roll.

>>15631228
learn to farm.

rolled 10 = 10

>>15631245
>>15631255
Whoops. Corrected.

rolled 15 = 15

>>15631228
Prehensile Tongue

>>15631228
get opposable thumbs. Better grasp on eviroment and enemies.

rolled 7 = 7

frog tounge

rolled 7 = 7

I'm gonna say...

Camouflage to enable us to sneak up on prey better.

>>15631278

rolled 10 = 10

>>15631243
Cannibalism ho!

>>15631278
Sorry again, dice hate me

rolled 10 = 10

>>15631301

It's dice+1d20, not dice 1+d20

ARRGH DICE!

rolled 5 = 5

>>15631320
Dude, it's just

dice 1d20

In the email.

>>15631320
I'm enjoying this subplot of you struggling to roll dice almost as much as I am OP's game.

rolled 1 = 1

>>15631313
thank you fellow anon, this is for thumbs.

While we are not smart enough to farm, and our cells are in no way equipped to use photosynthesis, we have developed a stretchy tongue with a sticky end, and we have adopted an ambush method of attack. The increased protein in our diet has increased our brain power slightly. Our population is growing.

With more of the region populated by our species, large predatory fish have been moving upstream to feed on us and our eggs. These fish have armored heads and mouths, making our spines less effective against their onslaught.

How will we survive this?

>>15631343

rolled 18 = 18

we release a blinding toxin from glands on our rears

rolled 11 = 11

>>15631348
Nerve poison in your spines to make them more effective.

rolled 13 = 13

>>15631348
Eggs are also covered in spines.

rolled 6 = 6

>>15631348
Giant crushy teeth with venom in them, like rattlesnake fangs!

rolled 10 = 10

>>15631362
I like it.

rolled 5 = 5

>>15631348

Develop an irritating toxin that you can release into water.

rolled 11 = 11

>>15631348
Evolve eggs to have a toxic coating of some sort protecting them, be it on the shells themselves or surrounding the entire clutch of eggs.

rolled 20 = 20

Release large amounts of electricity to shock the fish

>>15631371
You are obviously not thinking about how painful laying eggs would be with this adaption.

rolled 7 = 7

>>15631348
Get opossaple thumbs to grapple fish.

rolled 6 = 6

>>15631348
Start to carry eggs in your mouth until they hatch.

rolled 11 = 11

>>15631348
Stop laying eggs in the water where the fish can get to them, and start burrowing nests into the rocky mountainsides.

rolled 4 = 4

Going to go with contact poisons and the requisite bright coloration. Both of the eggs and the adults.

Probably from all those poisonous bugs.

rolled 6 = 6

>>15631400
CLOACA IS ALSO COVERED IN SPINES

rolled 12 = 12

>>15631348
Autohaemorrhaging, squrting our blood at the predators to cloud their vision and allow for our escape.

rolled 15 = 15

Neurotoxin in tail spines.

>>15631408
To elaborate on what I meant: Evolve burrowing claws like a bulette so we can make nests in the mountainside to lay our eggs in.

>>15631406

That wold be like a otter trying to grip a shark.

Mucus glands near the base of our tails have modified to produce a powerful toxin, which we rub on our spines and skin. Most of the armored fish species have given up on eating us. Our population is growing.

With our predators thoroughly thwarted, our population has grown enormous. Our sheer numbers have not only begun to deplete the food sources available in the mountain valleys, but oxygen levels in the rivers and streams have become too low for our primitive respiratory systems to handle.

How will we survive this?

rolled 9 = 9

>>15631446
Homosexuality to lower reproduction.

>>15631446
Wait, are we amphibians?

rolled 8 = 8

>>15631446
I stand by cannibalization and high reproduction.
Also, develop better lungs.

rolled 6 = 6

>>15631446
Better lungs bro, I'm tired of this amphibious bullshit

>>15631348
Obvious: Evolve large crab-like claws to crunch past most armor.

rolled 7 = 7

>>15631446
Fighting teeth a claws and a strict colony system, seeking to out-compete other colonies.

>>15631400
Also, we have developed weak electricity-producing muscle batteries in our flanks. These are mainly used as a part of combat over mates.

rolled 7 = 7

move down the mountain to land with more food and oxygen

rolled 12 = 12

>>15631446
Try and grow lungs that adapt to the environment?

rolled 17 = 17

>>15631446
special air-vents under armpits

rolled 9 = 9

>>15631446
Move on land.

rolled 4 = 4

>>15631446
start breathing air, only make one egg at a time.

rolled 10 = 10

>>15631446
Breathe carbon dioxide and oxygen.

rolled 4 = 4

strengthen lungs to sustain life out of water permanently or for extended periods of time

>>15631468
Whoa slow down bro. We don't want to become too much of a hodgepodge.

rolled 1 = 1

>>15631446
Migration instincts to seek out new habitats

>>15631455
That's not how homosexuality works

rolled 16 = 16

>>15631446
Let males inhabit shores and hunt there, while females do the same in water protecting eggs in the meantime.

rolled 19 = 19

>>15631446

Better lungs, and a less eggs laid per creature.

>>15631468
Hey, the guy rolled a twenty. I had to make mention of it.

>>15631468
Excellent.

It's a little late to mention this, but spikes can actually help channel water to the mouth, letting the animal survive deep inside deserts.

Case in point: the Thorny Devil of
Australia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thorny_Devil

We have developed special vents on our flanks linked directly to an improved lung system. We can now spend more time out of the water, allowing us to escape predators and forage for new sources of food.

however, this increased range has allowed us to overpopulate the over-taxed habitat. There simply isn't enough food up here for all of us, and aerial predators, adapted to handle our toxins, have begun to thin our numbers. Our population is in decline.

how will we survive this?

rolled 3 = 3

>>15631528
This is unrelated to the idea of using water to absorb oxygen into the skin, because the thorny devil has functional lungs. The function of this is to keep hydrated.

Also, better lungs and MIGRATION TIME

rolled 17 = 17

>>15631544
We migrate to a nearby ecosystem, dammit. Maybe swamps or something downstream.

rolled 11 = 11

>>15631544
Adapt thorns to let us to this
>>15631528

rolled 16 = 16

migration

rolled 6 = 6

>>15631544
Migrate.

rolled 11 = 11

>>15631544
Get armor plates that make us too heavy for aerial predators to lift, too tough to break open, and resistant to being dropped.

And lay fewer eggs.

rolled 19 = 19

>>15631544
Migrate and camouflage

rolled 5 = 5

burrow into the mountains

rolled 2 = 2

Small harmless insects begin growing between the gaps in our spines, granting us a emergency food source but more importantly making for a tastier meal for the birds so instead they begin to "farm" from us instead of kill us.

rolled 1 = 1

>>15631544
Improved energy reserves for long-distance movement, and fewer eggs laid.

rolled 11 = 11

>>15631544
spread to other habitats. Preferably with spiky plants to camouflage us

rolled 18 = 18

>>15631544
Migrate in packs down the rivers and streams, while developing strong territorial instinct to keep new habitat not so overpopulated.

rolled 2 = 2

>>15631544
Grow tough pangolin-like scales that make them too hard to hunrt aerially.

rolled 5 = 5

>>15631561
>>15631565
>>15631567
>>15631576
>>15631594
>>15631596

Pansies! We're sticking to these goddamn mountains and showing them who's the fucking boss around here!

I vote we burrow into the mountains to make nests, and are aggressive to other nests!

rolled 8 = 8

>>15631544

Create burrows in the banks for protection from the airborne predators.

The mucus glands could be utilised in a manner similar to stun-fishing. The mucus is ejected from the body onto a source of food. When the poisoned food is eaten, we track that which consumed it until they fall ill, then we devour them and bring the remainder back to the burrows.

Rather than develop our abilities thinner than they already are, let's stick where we're well-adapted; Develop to live deeper underwater where birds are irrelevant.

Migration it is! Roll a d4 to see what the habitat is at the bottom of the mountains.

1 - forest
2 - desert
4 - plain
5 - tropical

rolled 18 = 18

>>15631605
Forgot dice.

rolled 1 = 1

rollan

rolled 5 = 5

>>15631544

Don't adapt to the predators, some are needed to keep overpopulation down. With them eating some of our numbers this should leave food for the others.

I mean, Owls and snakes don't make mice extinct, we should be able to handle one main foe.

rolled 1 = 1

>>15631608
H-here I go.

rolled 2 = 2

>>15631608

rolled 5 = 5

rolled 3 = 3

>>15631608
Oh you bunch of pansies

beards.... because fuck you predators.

rolled 2 = 2

>>15631608
Boo! Hiss! Way to give up, losers! Way to let the mountains win!

rolled 18 = 18

>>15631544
Time to move downstream

>>15631615
Screw you guys, we're taking over the world.

rolled 4 = 4

>>15631608
We're gonna totally need claws to climb trees in the forest we're totally going to end up in.

>>15631639
Addendum: I do like the drawing of our creature with a fedora and suitcase.

rolled 15 = 15

Dig warrens to hide in, with some guys on the lookout like meerkats

rolled 3 = 3

forest

>It keeps changing, adapting.

I know how this ends.

While some of the species remains in the mountains, their numbers brought into check by predators, some of the population has moved out of the mountains into the forest below. Our sandy grey skin, good at hiding us in the beds of our former river homes, is nothing but a liability on the forest floor. Our excess fat has become a burden. We become slimmer as a consequence. An emerging territorial behavior has ensured that not too many of us are in one place at any one time. Our population is stable.

Large floor dwellers have begun to prey upon us. Their leathery mouths and cast-iron stomachs are enough to make us very edible. The creatures rely on sight to catch us, and are confined to the forest floor, but they are definitely not the only predators in the woods.

How will we survive this?

how will we survive this.

rolled 4 = 4

>>15631767
Burrowing. Let's start an underground colony.

rolled 13 = 13

>>15631767
Claws + Wolverine ferocity

rolled 20 = 20

>>15631767
Claws to climb trees
Turn brown + green.

rolled 16 = 16

>>15631767

Jumping legs. REALLY REALLY STRONG jumping legs. And brown skin for tree trunk camouflage.

rolled 20 = 20

tree climbing claws

rolled 7 = 7

>>15631767
camouflage, it's good for hunting, and protect form land and air predators

rolled 12 = 12

>>15631767
Seems to me like we need to take to the trees! We need to grow some climbin' claws.

rolled 10 = 10

sticky tongue brachiation. like frog tarzan

>>15631782
>>15631790
Two crits. Fucking claws up in this.

>>15631790
>>15631782
'Dem tree climbing twenties

rolled 1, 3 = 4

>>15631767

Learn from that which forced us to move on....

GROW WINGS AND BECOME DEATH FROM ABOVE!

rolled 1 = 1

I agree with the double 20 climbing claws, but they should also be able to be used as weapons.

rolled 2 = 2

>>15631767
A new set of limbs coming from the back and over the head like a zergling, with claws like a hydralisk for fighting and climbing.

They can be repurposed as wings later if we decide to fly.

As an aside, the poison gland looks weird being the only not-blue part of the drawing.

rolled 14 = 14

change to a brownish color to hang on trunks/live in hollow trees

>claws
>tree climbing
DROP BEARS
CALLING IT NOW

rolled 13 = 13

>>15631790
>>15631798
>>15631791
>>15631782
>>15631780
you guys are like so predictable. try to mutate outside the box

rolled 19 = 19

>>15631767
Grow a phat timepiece necklace. Its distracting reflections will surely uh... encourage gang warfare or something.

we grow blue beards to frighten our opponents

>>15631830
The simplest solution is often the most efficient. Evolution isn't about being the absolute maximal best possible being in your niche, but being marginally better than your competitors so that you can consistently out-compete them.

rolled 1 = 1

>>15631832

Timepiece + climbin' claws + gold teeth

BLING NINJAS

we have evolved large sharp claws we use to climb up the sides of trees. We are safe from predators on the ground, and there are abundant insects in the middle section of the forest.

However, our old foes, a species of nocturnal aerial predators have begun picking us off of trees and have discovered how to wash us in the small streams and ponds around the forest, removing our defensive toxins. Our territorial attitude has reduced the number of offspring we produce every year. Our population is decreasing.

How will we survive this?

rolled 16 = 16

>>15631882
Thick-ass armor like a motherfucking pangolin.

rolled 17 = 17

>>15631882
Larger spikes, let's see them pick us up now

rolled 15 = 15

>>15631882
With more abundant food, we should get rid of the individual territory thing and band together in groups.

rolled 17 = 17

>>15631882
camouflage ourselves on tree trunks.

rolled 9 = 9

>>15631882
Prey on those bird's eggs! Fuck those birds, we're tree climbers now.

>>15631882
Crank up the power on our old mating-fight electricity units

rolled 4, 6 = 10

>>15631882

Spitting poison and better pack mechanics (like what wolves do)

rolled 5 = 5

>>15631882
Jungle camo.

rolled 7 = 7

Dig burrows in trees with our claws to hide from aerial predators, also develop mating rituals that when successful end up back at the burrow mating.

rolled 2 = 2

>>15631906
Forgot my dice

rolled 17 = 17

>>15631882

We grow longer spikes, and stab the birds before they can grab us.

rolled 20 = 20

gain ability to spray the toxins on the birds

rolled 10 = 10

>>15631902
This. We should also get larger spikes and the ability to fire them off like projectiles to blow holes through those bastards.

>>15631906
>>15631906
>>15631906
this

>>15631907
>>15631929

This.

>>15631882
We change colour to match bark of the trees we live on and grow moss on our back for better camouflage.

rolled 4 = 4

>>15631882
Pack mentality. Safer in groups and we can breed more.

rolled 3 = 3

>>15631945
Oh, damnit. Here's the dice.

rolled 10 = 10

Vestigial flaps of skin between our limbs will allow us to glide from tree to tree, increasing contact with mates and escaping predators.

rolled 7 = 7

>>15631973
I like this idea.

rolled 11 = 11

No.15631973
damn also radical, but deliver on the nat 20s please.
BAMP

rolled 20 = 20

>>15631973
Also we eat those birds' eggs. Fuck those guys.

rolled 13 = 13

Utilize our electrical organs for communication to form an early warning network

Some sections of our population have grown longer spikes, but this has proven ineffective against the birds' scaley feet and long talons. However, other sections' spikes have broadened and turned mottled brown, allowing us to blend in with our surroundings. As a last ditch effort against predators, we are capable of firing toxins out of our glands at incoming threats. Our population is growing.

Another species of bird has begun feeding on our preferred food source of insects. They are smaller than us, but actively hunt and catch their prey on the wing, vastly out-competing our ambush techniques. There are abundant insects near the forest floor, out of the birds range, and there are also abundant food sources besides insects in the middle and upper sections.

How will we survive this?

>>15631830

Creativity counts in what I choose as the next mutation.

rolled 15 = 15

Vestigial flaps of skin between our limbs will allow us to glide from tree to tree and ambush smaller prey from above. We can also forage for eggs and other opportunistic meals.

rolled 15 = 15

>>15632042
EAT THE BIRDS
FUCK BIRDS

rolled 15 = 15

It's insect riddled Cranial section provides a delicious food source, but it's strong limbs smash your tiny bodies and the multiple eyes prevent most ambush attempts. Thankfully the beast itself feeds mostly on carrion and creatures the insect swarm itself stings to death.

>>15632029
Dude, that's the perfect solution to the next threat. I'd be willing to count it if everyone is okay with it.

>>15632060
... are those vaginas between its legs...?

rolled 20 = 20

>>15632042
Improve our long tongues to the next stage. Snatch those birds out of the fucking sky and eat some kind of insect and bird turducken.

rolled 11 = 11

develop big, flat teeth or a beak for nut and seed crunching.

We ARE omnivores, after all.

rolled 18 = 18

>>15632062
You can't go wrong!

rolled 19 = 19

>>15632069
This man has my full approval! See to it that his whims are fully sated!

rolled 1 = 1

>>15632042

Rolling again for REALLY REALLY STRONG jumping legs. We launch ourselves at food, eat it, and launch back before anything can catch us.

rolled 20 = 20

>>15632042
>>15632057
Diversify our food sources; go for other sources of easy protein as well.

rolled 9 = 9

>>15632042
adapt to hunt the birds we are competing with, strengthen the tongue to catch the birds in mid flight, maybe stickier adhesive on the tounge, or a glue spit

rolled 12 = 12

Longshot tongue is go.

rolled 3 = 3

>>15632062

Let's just get some egg, nut, seed crackin' beaks in general.

Beaky lizard

>>15632083

>rolled 1

DAMNIT.

>>15632062

Yes, go with that. That's a good idea.

>>15632062
No, enough pussyfooting around with armor and camo and climbing! We're gonna fuck those birds up! Artillery tongues are go!

We have developed a primitive gliding membrane which allows us to travel swiftly from tree to tree. As well, we've gained an appetite for bird's eggs, as they are rich in protein, and easily accessible. Our population is stable

They birds we prey upon have become bigger and more aggressively protect their nests. Having become completely carnivorous, the drop in accessible prey is a major threat to our population's stability.

How will we survive this?

NOTE: This next one will be the last one for the night for me. If someone would like to save this and we can catch up with it tomorrow, or maybe start a new one, I'm fine with that.

rolled 18 = 18

>>15632135
The crowd demands artillery tongues snatching birds out of the air!

Previously, when we catch birds mid-air, we do it by gliding along their flight paths and grabbing them with our sticky tongues.

rolled 9 = 9

>>15632135

replace eaten eggs with similar shaped rocks so the birds do not notice they are missing.

rolled 8 = 8

>>15632135
We aren't just gonna survive this. We're gliding, climbing, armored, acidic, electro-zapping camoflauge badasses, and it's time we acted like it.

We're gonna have a sharp fucking beak, and glue spit. We're gonna blast those birds with glue, then we're gonna chop those fuckers up and EAT THEM.

Disagree? Have fun being a worthless beta!

rolled 18 = 18

>>15632135
A jumping mechanism to hop from tree to tree if shit starts to go down.

>>15632149
But now most of them have become too big for us to snatch!

rolled 9 = 9

>>15632135
POISON DARTS FROM THE EYES

rolled 17 = 17

>>15632135
we set traps in nests and eat other hungry birds and predators.

rolled 14 = 14

>>15632135
Start channeling electricity through our tongues to stun them.

Hope you do this again.

rolled 5 = 5

>>15632135

We become asexual like slugs, and now reproduce like rabbits with no regards to gender, only spiney tree-gliding death.

OUR NUMBERS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN.

rolled 9 = 9

>>15632135
We now use our tongues to latch onto the giant birds like grappling hooks and yank ourselves onto their exposed backs like the grappling hook from Mercenaries 2 or Just Cause 2.

rolled 11 = 11

Toxic music all over our tongues?

rolled 13 = 13

>>15632166
Jump on the birds when they're sitting in nests.
More electricity to zap them.

We have increased in size to Medium. Waiting patiently camouflaged next to nests or food sources, we wait for birds to come close enough for us to launch our powerfully sticky tongues and drag them to our waiting mouths. No bird can withstand our ambush!


That's it for tonight. I might continue this tomorrow, if you guys would like that. Or maybe start a new one.

>>15632222

Thanks for doing this, OP, it was fun.

>>15632222
This is awesome. Continue tomorrow please :3

we are the antithesis to birds
Glorious. Doing another one tomorrow would be pretty great.

rolled 16 = 16

>>15632222

Continue! Continue! I want to see our species of cute little spikers grow to envelop the whole world! Muhahahah!

>>15632222
Awesome job, OP and thanks for the fun times. Hope you continue tomorrow!

Man, I'm clearly tired. My drawings have become so pathetic.

>>15632230
No prob. Been wanting to do it for a while. Just found the time and motivation tonight.

>>15632234
>>15632237

Would you rather continue this one, or start another one?

>>15632261

Begin again tomorrow, but as the birds this time.

rolled 10 = 10

>>15632261
I vote continue tomorrow!

rolled 20 = 20

>>15632261
continue
he will rule the world

>>15632261
Continue this one, we should at least reach some sort of conclusion before we start an new one

>>15632261

Definitely continue

>>15632276
I'll have to make the trials tougher, then. Although, there really isn't a mechanic in place to cause a species to go extinct.

rolled 8 = 8

>>15632290
mass extinction and scarcity could cause a split in our evolution making us fight our long lost mountain cousins.

How would I go about saving this thread. Say on sup/tg/?

>>15632307
Easymodo archives it automatically.

http://archive.easymodo.net/tg/thread/15630559

Throw it on sup/tg/ anyway, not everyone uses easymodo.

Once upon a time there were dinosaurs.

When the sky-rocks came, two tribes of dinosaurs were left. One was a cowardly lot, they allied with the sky-rocks and took flight. These were called birds.

The other tribe hid in the water, biding their time. After many years they struck, poison-barbed and long-tongued. This is the tale of your ancestors, spike-child.

Just caught this thread - nice job OP. Looking forward to the next one

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/15630559/

Popped this up on sup /tg/. Hope I've done it right - next stage is voting this sucker up, yeah?

Hopefully OP will see.
Request that our carnivorous diet of far more protein (eggs and birds) be taken into account when calculating brain size.

Late the party, but I just wanted to say as a Biology student, I fucking love this thread.