>an erotic comedy movie featuring Ron Jeremy and Seth Rogen about or involving betrayal, switching bodies, accident.

Seth Rogen plays a college student working at a generic burger joint, one day at the drive-through a crazy scientist can't afford to pay for his order, instead he begs Seth to cover for him and in return he will repay him with science(!).
Seth reluctantly agrees and is given a card with an address leading him to an old warehouse. He knocks on a door and is let inside by the mad scientist and his hot but really strange lab assistant. The scientist tells him how he was going to repay him, by letting him be the first one to try out his new invention, a machine that can give you the body you desire. Well he says, the first human to try it, he gesticulates towards his hot lab assistant and coughs out that she used to be his pet cat Snuffens.

Even though Seth has a girlfriend whom he likes, he always had a complex about his body so he asks the scientist to give him a real porn star body, one with a big dick. The scientist pushes him into the machine and turns a switch, some flashing lights later Seth walks out of the machine, now with the body of Ron Jeremy!

He is of course upset and wants his old body back, but the scientist assures him that the process is irreversible and would kill him if he tried again.
Also in comes a talking cat and scolds the scientist for fucking up someone else life again, Seth asks what the hell is up with the talking cat and the scientist explains that the machine doesn't as much transform ones body as switches it with another person's body.

Seth must now try to convince his girlfriend of what has happened and at the same time try to stop Ron Jeremy from wrecking his life by abusing his body.

>An animated movie featuring Scarlett Johansson and Jeff Goldblum about or involving poverty, cannibalism, falling apart.

England, London, 1892.
Scarlet Johanson is a poor street urchin whose father is an abusive alcoholic who spends all money on booze, this forces her to start begging in the streets.
One night, sitting in an alleyway while she's crying in the heavy rain, sick of malnutrition and hunger, a carriage stops to a halt and a well dressed man exits.
Without a word he walks into the alley and extends his hand towards the girl and promise her food and warmth without asking anything in return.

At a huge dining table, the rich gentleman and the girl dines on opposite ends. The girl is eating with an enormous appetite and the gentleman, clearly amused asks her if it is to her liking.
Yes she says, it's delicious, what is it?
Human. He says with a grin.

And so begins the story of a depraved nobility raising a young girl not only to become a proper lady, but also a proper cannibal.

At some point in the movie she'll be walking down a street, older and beautiful, when she sees her alcoholic father begging in the gutterstone. She invites him into her carriage, take him home to her estate and proceeds to butcher and eat his flesh.

an adventure movie featuring Natalie Portman and Harrison Ford about or involving cannibalism, indebted, demons.

Natalie Portman as Mori Gould, the Israeli prime-minister who makes pacts with dark powers to save her nation from imminent destruction.

Harrison Ford as Avi Schlaim, the reporter, who sets out to expose Mori for her wrong-doings, then falls in love.

A whirlwind romance, where the fate of Israel teeters in the brink - will the nation survive, and if it does, will it be survival at a cost worth paying?

COMING SOON!

>>15556070
oooh political and provocative, very daring

>a horror movie featuring Keanu Reeves and Vince Vaughn about or involving weed, robots, poverty.

Keanu and Vince are Bud and Chad, two college drop-outs who spend to much cash on weed, and now they have problem paying their rent.
However, using their knowledge of robotics from college they build a robot that is supposed to grow and harvest weed for them so they can become rich.
However the robot gets high on the weed and get robotic reefer madness and decides to try to kill it's creators.
How they must play a deadly game of hide and seek against while suffering from maddening weed-hallucinations! Can they tell the real threat from imaginary ones? Will they survive? Will anyone believe them?

A thriller with a moral, telling you of the dangers of weed and robots.

an action movie featuring Johnny Depp and Ben Stiller about or involving virginity, virginity, terrorists.

It has ben stiller, so it's going to end up being an action with a lot of comedy. Johnny Depp isn't exactly a stranger to that type of film, so that's fine.

Gonna go with Johnny Depp being a virgin (as in new, green.) FBI agent who's researching into terrorism and Ben Stiller a virgin (as in haven't had sex) kooky librarian helping him.

Somewhere along the line, they get a bunch of people to help them oust out terrorism. I call it, Seventy Two Virgins.

>an action movie featuring Brendan Fraser and Tom Hanks about or involving hockey, wizards, terrorists.

In the ring of Ice, you must fight to survive...
Brendan Fraser as Jack and Tom Hanks as Billy, they both are professional hockey players but their time to play is over when terrorists find out their secret.
*Dun Dun*
That they are wizards, and not just any wizards. Hockey wizards.
This December....

>An animated movie featuring Scarlett Johansson and Angelina Jolie about or involving talking animals, zombies, homosexuality.

Ok so Scarlet Johansson and Angelina Jolie plays two lesbian dogs who are also secret agents during the cold war. Scarlet is Inga the German Shepard and Angelina is Zonia the Siberian Husky. The two of them are rivals, both set to spy on a small commune of American scientists. But one day zombies emerge and threaten the commune and now they have to work together to stop the spread.

A sexually aggressive disney movie rated PG13.

>a horror comedy movie featuring Michael Clarke Duncan and Orlando Bloom about or involving dreams, wizards, disability.

Orlando Bloom is Jonathan Burke, a successful lawyer who has been haunted by nightmares and is losing his sanity due to sleep deprivation.
Michael Clarke Duncan is Olaf Mokimbwe a mentally handicapped man in a wheelchair. Ten years ago he was hit by a car while playing on the street, crippling him for life, but Jonathan won the case and the driver got away free.
Olaf cannot speak, but within his mind he has been studying sorcery with the sole purpose of extracting revenge on the lawyer and the driver, now his plans are coming to fruition.

>an erotic comedy movie featuring Keira Knightly and Eddie Murphy about or involving switching bodies, holidays, clones.

Keira Knightly is Bonnie Love, an aspiring porn-star who's come to work for "nutty pornographer" Sherman Kump's (Eddie Murphy) family run (family portrayed by Eddie Murphy in a fat suit) adult entertainment business. She'll have to contend with Kump's bizarre adult technologies, which force her to switch bodies with his well hung family members, and to go all the way with clones of herself! But things take a hilarious turn when Bonnie has to hide her profession from her family at their annual Christmas Party, with her employer and his wacky family attending!

You'll be beside yourself with side-splitting comedy and cumming harder than you thought possible! So come along, and enjoy "The Nutty Pornographer!"

an erotic comedy movie featuring Hugo Weaving and Ron Jeremy about or involving football, cancer, memory loss.

When aged football star Dong-Juan(Ron Jeremy) is diagnosed with cancer, his life begins a downward spiral. He begins abusing drugs and alcohol and ends up the host of the hit Japanese game show "YOU GET FIST!"
The only problem is, he doesn't remember how. Now it's up to his producer Saul Analstein(Hugo Weaving) to go into his cancer-and-hit riddled mind to find the answers.

>a sci-fi movie featuring Catherine Zeta-Jones and Harrison Ford about or involving president, superheroes, vampires.

America is threatened by a new, seemingly unstoppable domestic threat, vampires.
Catherine Zeta-Jones plays Luna Moonshadow, the empress of vampires, whose vampire minions are spreading vampirism rampantly among the american citizens. It is estimated that within a month america will have fallen, and conventional weapons doesn't work.
So america's last hope lies within it's very president, Adam Trueman (Harrison Ford) or rather with his secret identity... Colonel Courage, armed with his trusty magical sabre and ability to radiate enormous levels of patriotism which cures vampirism after prolonged exposure.

But can he alone fight off the entire vampire horde or will america fall to it's greatest enemy? vampires.

>a family movie movie featuring Michael Clarke Duncan and Jim Carrey about or involving cannibalism, serial killer, terrorists.

Michael Clarke Duncan is Bubba Duff, an southern hillbilly living in the lousiana swamps with an appetite for human flesh.
Jim Carrey is Phillip Phooey a whacky stuttering serial killer on the run, who always write "s-s-somebody stop me!" with his victim's blood.

They meet during a boat trip on the mangroves and become good friends. They decide to team up, Phillip doing the killing and Bubba handling the cooking.

One day while killing a Pakistani man they find documents concerning planned terrorist attacks across America. However they realize that they can't really hand it in to the government and so they decide to take matters into their own hands.

Watch as the both men not only save America from terrorists with their unconventional methods, but also slowly learning to adapt to normal society in this movie full of laugh- and tearjerking for the entire family.

>>15556515
>So america's last hope lies within it's very president, Adam Trueman (Harrison Ford)

I was hoping you'd say he'd save the country using a giant robot, if they ever made a Metal Wolf Chaos movie, I'd want Harrison Ford cast in the role of Michael Wilson.

>An erotic comedy featuring Scarlett Johansson and Scarlett Johansson about or involving homosexuality, virginity, time travel.

...I have no good reaction for this.

a drama movie featuring Morgan Freeman and Clint Eastwood about or involving a cult, betrayal, demons.

Morgan Freeman and Clint Eastwood are old friends, blood brothers even. They fought in a revolution together, wherein Morgan Freeman's wife died. The revolution is over, Clint Eastwood became scarred by his experiances and Morgan seemingly found solice in scripture.

Clint finds himself reminicing and decides to pay his old friend Morgan a visit at his church. Morgan is joyous to see him and they have a good time. They get drunk.

The camera goes to Clint's blurred vision as he vaguely sees himself in what seems like a church, strapped to a table with etchings marked out on his skin and candles surrounding him. We get the concerned blurry look of a cloaked Morgan as he sends a knife through Clint's heart.

Clint is sent to hell itself. He learns from a demon that as a blood brother of Morgan he is seen as a fair price for Morgan's wife return to the living, Morgan learnt this through forbidden scripture. Clint is trapped in hell.

In the film we see Clint suffering in hell as he finds a weapon and begins his daring escape. On Earth we see the tears as Morgan's wife is shocked by what he has done. Throughout Clint's escape are flashbacks to the war and awesome scenes of Clint Fucking Eastwood slaying demons.

When Clint escapes he and Morgan begin a daring fight, bloody and awesome. Morgan gains the upper hand but his wife shoots herself, as a show that she doesn't want this. Morgan, devistated, shoots himself as well leaving Clint in a bloody church, cradling his old friend's corpse.

Clint is dragged away for murder.

>>15556650
It's the awesomest outline ever. Also, it makes sense.

>>15556650

Number 1 in the box office, all year, every year until the end of time. Or they make a sequel where present Scarlett and past Scarlett travel to the future because future Scarlett is a total MILF.

>>15556650
Someone else write the story for this - I'm too awestruck by the mental image of Scarlett-on-Scarlett ladyfuckery to think clearly.

>a fantasy movie featuring Bruce Campbell and Daniel Radcliffe about or involving hatred, plane crash, terrorists.
That's waaay too easy. Harry Potter becaumes an Auror and meets the old, tough, desillusioned, shellshocked, hate filled veteran Auror Ash.


>an adventure movie featuring Christopher Walken and Bruce Campbell about or involving inprisonment, experiments, kidnapping.
For fuck's sake, Evil Dead 3.

an animated movie featuring Ron Perlman and Christopher Walken about or involving aliens, accident, alcoholism.

Ron and Christopher are two classic green big eyed aliens who pilot a two-man scout ship for an Alien Empire. They are the laughing stock of the space navy because Ron always drinks zuvanka juice (obvious analogy for alcohol) and Chris has a short temper, Chris frequently has outbursts about his partner. One day they hit the jackpot; Earth. Unfortunately Ron is so drunk he crashes.

The course of the movie will be them travelling through the South, obvious anal probe, cropcircle, men in black, yadda yadda jokes abound. Chris has frequent rants while Ron is wacky, but eventually one particular rant about Ron's alcoholism makes him very sad and the two part. Throughout they have seens some amazing sights of humanity such as TV and other stuff that they have found entertaining and sweet innocent kids, yadda yadda

Chris is unfortunately picked up by some men in black and dragged to Area 51. Ron learns of this, determidely quicks his alcohol analogy, fixes the ship and rescues Chris. The two have a new found respect for one another and return to the Space Navy and due to their fondness of Earth report they have found nothing of interest. The two may not have found respect among the navy, but they did find friendship.

>an erotic comedy featuring Catherine Zeta-Jones and Angelina Jolie about or involving homosexuality, sisters, swapping bodies

Catherine Zeta-Jones is Julia, a young, slightly naive businesswoman doing the usual in trying to make it in the hassle of city life. Angelina Jolie is Christine, Julia's biker-butch sister, rooming with Julia after her dreams of being a indie rock goddess went bust. After a chance meeting with a weird street peddler leave Julia in possession of a strange necklace, her world is turned on its ear when she finds herself and Christine have traded bodies! Can she and her sister maintain the deception that they are who they appear to be long enough to find the peddler and get them restored to their own bodies? Can straight-arrow Julia "fake-dyke" well enough to fool Christine's lesbian lover, even while Christine tries to keep her cool while "playing it straight" for Julia's amorous boyfriend?

>Julia: "Oh, c'mon, Chris, I know you miss Heather, but staying the night with Steve wasn't that bad, was it? Bet it was even kinda romantic... wish it was really me he was with, though."
>Christine: "If he hadn't fallen for the whole 'not tonight, I've got a headache' bit, it would have been bad for me but worse for him - even if this is your body and not mine, I don't touch... those things... unless they're plastic and run on 2 Duracells."

>A drama movie featuring Will Smith and Vince Vaughn about or involving crazy party, forbidden love, time travel.

A tough, wise cracking cop from LA, tracking his partners killer to the backwaters of the deep south, comes across a sinister plot by the KKK, a freak accident sends him back to 1925, where he forms an unlikely partnership with an unstable clansman which brings long buried desires to the surface, and is forced to confront a secret that could have disastrous consequences for the BROTHERHOOD.

>a family movie movie featuring Jason Statham and Gary Oldman about or involving disease, murdered family, magic.

A yound wizard's(Statham) family is killed by an orginazation of evil wizards, abandoned and alone the young wizard is taken in by an experrienced by but dying wizard (Gary Oldman), the now grown wizard sets out to bring harsh justice to those who wronged him so long ago.

Harry Potter meets Leon the Professionel meets Once Upon a Time in the West, this time Gary Oldman is the good guy.

>>15556788
holy crap did you save that? Because I just saw that plot in my archive just now

>>15556650
Someone write this!

>>15556868
Save it? I was the original writer!

>>15556885
Hah :) Did you make any of the ones with covers too?

Reading all this old stuff is great, but it's hard to kick-start new threads. And I'm too tired to write much myself tonight

>>15556670
Holy crap, I wrote that.

Hey, you got one featuring Clint Eastwood and Lucy Liu in a sci-fi colony rebelling? I wrote that one too. It was quite long.

>>15556650

39-year old Scarlett Johannson comes out of a horrible marriage to her high school sweetheart feeling disillusioned and bitter. She then coincidentally encounters her friendzoned geeky friend from highschool, they go out for a drink and she confesses to him that she wishes she never met her husband. The geeky friend asks invites her to test his prototype time machine in an attempt to change the past.

She travels to her high school days, gets a job as a sub teacher in order to be able to influence her younger self. Through a series of amusing misunderstandings, and heart-to-heart conversations, younger Scarlett starts to feel a strange, genuine connection to her new sub teacher, causing older Scarlett to feel completely conflicted. If she sleeps with herself, she would ease the young girl into a blossoming sexuality, but she doesn't consider herself gay. However, would that really be so bad? Would she be happier that way? And after all, isn't having sex with yourself just masturbation?


brb literotica

>>15556940
this is actually not at all what I expected - I figured someone would make some cheesy excuse-for-porn halfassed plot.

This is actually well-written and plausibly could be a real film summary. I love it!

>>15556964

I'm thinking Back To The Future meets 17 Again meets Butterfly Effect meets Shortbus

>>15557019
We need a scriptwriter.

>an action movie featuring Mickey Rourke and Will Smith about or involving racism, world war 2, gender swap
>action movie
>Mickey Rourke
>Will Smith
>racism
>world war 2
>gender swap
...I'm going to write a Strike Witches movie of the Tuskegee Airmen. Everyone is pantsless girls. Everyone.

Will Smith and Mickey Rourke still do the voices of their characters though.

This would be awesome. Awkward, but awesome.

>>15556940
Any "quote" ideas for this summary, kinda like the Julia/Christine snippet from the Zeta-Jones/Jolie one?

>a horror movie featuring Mel Gibson and Orlando Bloom about or involving prophecy, dreams, race against time

Somebody who isn't as lazy as I am write something for this.

>an erotic comedy movie featuring Queen Latifa and Jason Statham about or involving cannibalism, demons, friendship.

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>>15557084
>erotic
>Queen Latifa
SUPER NOT WANT

>>15557095
So you're okay with the demons and cannibalism?

>>15557066
>little brown girls
>who are actually literal brown girls
notsureifwant.png

Not exactly a fan of the phat-booties, sir.

>>15557108
Well, it's not exactly like they'd be themes that would go against each other.

>an erotic comedy movie featuring Keanu Reeves and Adam Sandler about or involving holidays, disaster, monsters.

uhh...uh... I don't want to touch this one.

>>15556909
That one was awesome :) I dunno if I saved that thread tho :(

>>15557123
>erotic comedy
>Adam Sandler

OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOOO

>>15557130

Keanu Reeves isn't exactly the best pick for that genre either. Do you think he says "Whoa." when he cums?

>>15557123
I would watch the sodden fuck out of that.

Gay movie stars? Horribly ham-acting?
A semi-forced but still touching holiday moral?
A random giant evil monster who proves to the world that love is good and free?
Tsunamis and/or tornadoes?

This has awards written all over it.

>an erotic comedy movie featuring Bruce Campbell and Cameron Diaz about or involving disease, racism, vampires.

I'm sorry, I lost it.

>>15557154
>Gay movie stars
>ham-acting
>"touching" holiday moral
>random giant evil monster
>Tsunamis

Oh god it's going to be a western take on tentacle rape porn isn't it? Those tsunamis are far too white to made of water...

>>15557169

EVIL DEAD IV: IN THE LAIR OF THE LATINA VAMPIRE PRIESTESSES

DIRECTED BY ROBERT RODRIGUEZ

>a horror comedy movie featuring Seth Rogen and Seth Rogen about or involving memory loss, becoming friends, revenge.

Ben (Seth Rogen) and Jack (Also Seth Rogen) are twins.
But one day... *the brothers walking down a street, camera zooms up next to a tall building*
Accident strikes. *a window cleaner drops two buckets, zoom back in on the brothers while fixed on the buckets*

Now they amnesiacs... *Ben and Jack simultaniously: "Who are you? Who am I?"*
Who quickly learn to hate... *Ben: "Why the fuck do you have to be so annoying, and why the hell do you look like me?" Jack: "Me? You are the crazy bastard trying to steal my identity! And I'm going to take revenge on you if it's the last thing I do!*
Their new excistence... *Zoom in of Ben tied up in a dark room with a flickering light. Jack's voice: Why are you wearing my face?*
Until... *Jack and Ben fighting and struggling with each other, both bloodied and bruised*
Fate strikes again... But will it be in time *Both brothers hits each other simultaneously in the head with a blunt object. Suddenly they remember who they are.* But now they realize they are in fact victims of a dark and devious mind, the window cleaner! Who is also a third Seth Rogen, their long forgotten brother whom they were told was dead!

>a sci-fi movie featuring Tom Cruise and Tom Hanks about or involving serial killer, lost siblings, a cult.
The year is 2103 and Tom Hanks is a menial office worker, making ends meet in a post-fossil fuel world. That is, until his younger sister goes missing...
Attempting to find her, Hanks will find opposition in powerful places: among them, the Mayor (Tom Cruise).
As his life, and the world he thought he knew, unravels around him - can Hanks do what is necessary to find his sister?

.an action movie featuring Keanu Reeves and Keira Knightly about or involving prostitution, race against time, race against time.

Matrix IV, here we come!

>a sci-fi movie featuring Ron Perlman and Morgan Freeman about or involving politics, murdered family, betrayal.

I don't know what would happen in this, but Ron Perlman and Morgan Freeman in a sci-fi movie with politicial intrigue and murder? TAKE ALL MY MONEY.

>>an erotic comedy movie featuring Daniel Radcliffe and Jackie Chan about or involving werewolves, gender swap, cancer.

OP, I don't like what this site is talking to me about.
...and I don't know why i have a boner.

>a horror movie featuring Carmen Electra and Naomi Watts about or involving talking animals, nerds, president.

After a freak accident at a pathogen testing facility, a swarm of diseased bears gifted with superhuman intelligence break out of their cell. On the loose, these communicating bears begin testing their prowess on citizens of Washington, D.C. Their naturally stealthy nature means that nowhere is safe. Not the high school, not Congress... not even Air Force One.

Naomi Watts stars as the president's wife, determined to kill all of the bears who found their way onto Air Force One. Carmen Electra is the president's ace pilot, keeping the ship aloft while combatting the ravenous, ingenious bears. Can the group keep the president alive long enough to make it to safety?

From the fa/tg/uys who brought you Games of Wolves, Wizard Hockey, and Army of Darkness:

Bears on a plane

a horror comedy movie featuring Natalie Portman and Alan Rickman about or involving alcoholism, crazy party, prophecy.


Alan Rickman plays a grizzled, alchoholic occult investigator (think an old John Constantine, that is, the proper British one), who is contacted by Natalie Portman, because the rave-like Cult Of Ecstasy claims she is the Child Of Prophecy and won't stop pestering her. In addition, strange Jacob's Ladder-esque anomalies having begun happening in her life. Together, they sift through ancient texts, try to navigate the bizzare structure of the Cult, try to survive again eldritch horrors, and attempt to keep Alan Rickman sober enough to be somewhat comprehensible.

>a horror movie featuring Uma Thurman and Elijah Wood about or involving kidnapping, finding the truth, space.

The setting is Icarus Station, a deep-space research facility located in the black space beyond the Oort Cloud. An explosion rocks the station, damaging the core systems and killing most of the crew. The tough-as-nails ex-marine head of security (played by Uma Thurman) and an injured lab technician (played by Elijah Wood) have to work together with a group of other survivors to restore power to the station, battle the crazed AI, and brave the dangers of the damaged station. All the while attempting to discover the truth; was the explosion that killed their friends and colleagues an accident, or was it sabotage?

I would totally see that movie.

>a thriller movie featuring Samuel L. Jackson and Will Smith about or involving race against time, politics, werewolves.
In all seriousness, if I was a goth, and had more knowledge of WoD, I'd write a script for this.

Less out and out vampire v. werewolf fighting as the main plot point, and more something of a desperate struggle to maintain the peace before all the gloves come off between the two and break out into the public eye.
Possibly some sort of race to keep some dark scandal quiet that could upset whatever tentative balance the two sides could have.

Add some more political overtones, throw in TWEESTS and Shamalamalamamalan regarding friends and enemies, some fight scenes, and boom, Summer action flick for goths and "dark" hipsters.

Just don't hope the racist card is pulled by the two protagonists being black and werewolves.
"HURR U CALLIN' BLACK PEOPLE DOGS OR WILD EVIL MONSTERS DURR?"

>>15557077

Just make up your own mix of "I feel like you really understand me", "no i don't think we should do this" and "oh god why are you pressing me against the walls in the girls wardrobe in a haze of confused lust i think partaking in this teacher vs. students volleyball tournament was a bad idea"

>>15557184
>Those tsunamis are far too white to made of water...
no, man, it's like...symbolism
the raging torrent of bitter, thick, white water overtaking the entire western world from the dark depths of the sea is a metaphor for how gay love will find its place in the modern world
its deep mang

>an action movie featuring Samuel L. Jackson and Eddie Murphy about or involving iraqi war, robots, wizards.

A grizzled army colonel who plays by his own rules (Samuel L Jackson) is punished for insubordination by being assigned to escort a pompous senator (Eddie Murphy) during his visit to the troops. When the state-of-the-art army of attack drones employed by the military turns on them for some unknown reason the colonel is the only man who can stop them, and the senator is along for the ride.

archival requested.

> a sci-fi movie featuring Mike Myers and Will Ferrel about or involving ghosts, betrayal, virginity.

Mike Myers plays The Traveller, a milennia-old alien who travels through time and space. Will Ferrel plays his companion Ricky, a slacker from the 20th century. While the two are investigating a series of mysterious occurrences in 19th century London the Traveler lets slip to Ricky that he has never had sex. Their investigation leads them to uncover a rip in space-time that is allowing the souls of the dead to return to the universe and haunt the living, but Ricky is more concerned with the fact that his friend has never been laid and makes it his mission to make it happen. As they travel through time and space fighting the spectral threat, and the Traveler's old friend-turned-enemy behind it, Ricky tries his hardest to get the ancient alien some action.

I call it: The 4,000 Year-Old Virgin

>>15557242
I'd watch that

>a thriller movie featuring Carmen Electra and Monica Bellucci about or involving ninjas, space, psychic powers.

ALL OF MY MONEY

SWEET JESUS TAKE ALL OF IT

>>15557408
You ARE aware of how much you just plagiarized Doctor Who, right? All you left out was the phonebooth and the talking saltshakers.

a sci-fi movie featuring Rachel McAdams and Harrison Ford about or involving racism, accident, a cult.

It is 2150, and the Earth is enslaved under a despotic fascist regime. Rachel McAdams is a journalist of an underground news rebel movement. She breaks into a governmental facility where she is exposed to a military mutagen. She is then imprisoned, cue to drugged up prison sequent with obscured words about how she's a threat.

Suddenly the cell she's in is broken into by hooded figured in white. One especially lead her out as they fire upon troops with machine guns. During the escape there's a slow-mo sequence as a bullet fires upon the guy leading her out and she pushed him out the way, the hood falls off revealing Harrison Ford. They eventually escape into an underground secret bunker.

It is revealed that Harrison Ford is leader of the bizarre remains of the now outlawed Christianity that believes Rachel to be a sign from the Lord. She has higher reflexes. Que Harrison Ford as the grizzled warrior of Christ teaching her how to fight.

They eventually lead a planned assassination of the president, with Rachel in a sexy ninja outfit and Harrison in a white robe, crucifix necklace and machine guy. Action scenes of fighting suited officials with guns and the eventual climax of Harrison Ford wrestling with the president in a chopper with Rachel looking on through a sniper rifle. Ford then unveils his robe to reveal an explosives packed, Rachel shoots it with a tear in her eye and the regime ends in an explosion.

>>15557460
Also all the mad pussy the Doctor gets.

>>15557460
yeah, that was the joke.

I envisioned it like Austin Powers meets Doctor Who.

>an animated movie featuring Ron Jeremy and Zac Efron about or involving ninjas, robots, vampires.

Oh my god, this would make so much money.

OP here, I took some time and added more seeds to the script, also feel free to suggest more.

oh btw the new seeds aren't in the generator yet, I'll upload it to a permanent host now that I've found one though so I don't have to hassle the /g/angster all the time :)

>>15557541
make more of the movie involve Nicolas Cage, because I'm pretty sure this is how they write all the movies he appears in

>>15557591
Haha I was going to defend him, but after watching http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0479997/ I'm kind of inclined to agree :)

>>15557623
a fantasy movie starring Nicolas Cage and Ron Perlman involving witches, plagues, and zombies

>an erotic comedy movie featuring Halle Berry and Lucy Liu about or involving monsters, experiments, wanted.

Two female scientists, the brilliant Lucy Liu and her sassy, Cleopatra Jones-esque assistant, Halle Berry, are working on modifying the mating cycles of livestock, for faster breeding. When playing god backfires and a horrible accident strikes, the two women are left with the ability to control their own pheromones, a rampaging minotaur on the loose, and a goverment wanted order on their heads. Can the two women overcome their differences, trick, sway and seduce their way out of capture, and stop the monster before it's too late?

>>15557081
Pirates of the Caribbean 5: The Rise of R'lyeh. Mel Gibson plays a spiritualist turned madman who dies at sea, his soul finding a place aboard the Flying Dutchman kicks off the whole thing.

>an animated movie featuring Elijah Wood and Leonardo Dicaprio about or involving monsters, vampires, disease
Straightforward stuff.
An R-rated animated movie in which the outbreak of a disease causes mutated monsters to rampage across the world, and Elijah Wood and Leonardo DiCaprio play the two vampires forced to save the world just to keep a food supply. A horror-action movie, with a bit of dark comedy. Both've been in serious movies before, so it'd work.

>a drama movie featuring Mark Wahlberg and Christopher Walken about or involving dreams, ninjas, president.
I can't stop laughing. Help.
Oh god, Bad Dudes: the Movie.
CHRISTOPHER WALKEN HAS A DREAM THE PRESIDENT WILL BE KIDNAPPED BY NINJAS.
ARE HE AND HIS FRIEND, MARK WAHLBERG, BAD ENOUGH DUDES TO RESCUE THE PRESIDENT?
Oddly enough, less action than you'd expect. THIS MOVIE WOULD WIN ALL THE OSCARS.

>>15557678
I'd watch it.

And I expect at least one joke that goes thusly:

>Random guy: "Hey baby, ever been with a guy who's hung like a bull?"
>Female Scientist: "Trust me, you're not."

>>15557798
I wish my Photoshop skills were more powerful.
That would be the best movie. Period.

>>15557798
secret twist: It turns out that they are the ninja who kidnap him. Dun DUN DUN.

>>15557830
>>15557798

>an adventure movie featuring Tom Hanks and Harrison Ford about or involving end of the world, lost siblings, becoming friends.
I got nothin'.

OH GOD I CANT STOP WRITING THESE

a drama movie featuring Scarlett Johansson and George Clooney about or involving vietnam war, wizards, cannibalism.

A promising young journalist (Scarlett) investigates a series of bizzare deaths. This leads her to a traumatized Vietnam veteran(Clooney) who tells her of the secret story of how his squad survived the war when they really, really shouldn't have.

Cue flashback where the men are cut of from supplies, air support and communications. Slowly, ever so slowly, they grow more desperate, and their intense, introverted squad leader (think Colonel Kurtz meets Aleister Crowley) who had, as a youth, had contacts with dark and terrible things. Contacts he was far too willing to revisit. And there, in the sweaty, dark damp, they descended upon the Vietcong with unnatural strength and hellfire in their eyes, leaving only bones. They survived Vietnam, but they left their souls behind.

Back in the present, the regretful Clooney notes the similarity between the murders and how his unit would handle their victims. He fears his old squadmates misses the power they held. And he fears he will have to face the past that damned him.

>a erotic movie featuring Queen Latifah and Vin Diesel about or involving accident, holiday, prostitution.

Vin Diesel is trolling the streets for pussy on Christmas Eve when he comes across a prostitute named Lavender Blacknegro, an unattractive, large black prostitute dressed in a Santa costume. When he comes across her, she's sobbing in the gutter on a cold and snowy New York night, the orange lamps for warmth &lighting. Vin Diesel upon seeing this wreck of a person roundly ignored it, passing by and accidentally bumping a young attractive skinny black female.
He starts a conversation with 'I couldn't help but bounce off your giant tits'.
They retire to a club that is inexplicably open until the early hours of Christmas morning, where they do lines of coke with the bar tender, jokingly referring to it as snow. The bar tender and Vin Diesel take the skinny black female to a rest room and double team her for three hours straight.
She wakes up on Christmas morning covered in her own vomit and the crusty semen of men she barely remembered meeting the night before.
She cleans herself up and steps over the passed out forms of Vinnie and the bar tender spooning each other on the bathroom floor.
Outside the bar, she walks off as Queen Latifah yells out 'That's how I started missy, and now look at me!'

>a drama movie featuring Scarlett Johansson and Paris Hilton about or involving losing virginity, end of the world, robots.
Nope.

>a thriller featuring Christopher Walken and Viggo Mortenson about or involving demons, prophecy, religion.

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I got nothing.

>>15557884

I'll black you up.

Tom Hanks and Harrison Ford play two of a set of three brothers who all had a falling out over the death of their mother and her vaguely-worded will. When a plague similar to that found in the Stand starts ravaging much of America, the two brothers decide to put aside their differences and look for the third, and wind up reforging a broken family in the process.

>>15557924
I think I'm going to run out of money from all the movies I'm going to watch.

Hollywood needs to watch this thread

>a thriller movie featuring Johnny Depp and Zac Efron about or involving disease, weed, homosexuality.
Oh God, I'm dying. Reefer Madness 2: The Musical.

>>15557981
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I'd watch it.

>a fantasy movie featuring Nicholas Cage and Jet Li about or involving loss of innocence, ninjas, nerds.

In a world of wonder and mystery. . .
*camera pans across a lush green field, then a dense evergreen forest*
A world of adventure and heroism . . .
*shot of nick cage swinging a sword and killing a monster of some unidenifiable kind*
There has come a new terror. . .
*picture of Jet Li in ninja garb on a grand throne, laughing and having a dozen people exacuted*
This Friday, come witness the spectacle of the summer. . .
*Jet Li and Nick Cage sword fighting*
TAILHOOK: the fantasy story of innocence lost and overcome.
*Nick Cage with coke bottle glasses, sobbing into a pillow in bed, as Jet Li looks at him from the door.*
TAILHOOK: a voyage into the fantastic, and into the depths of depravity.
TAILHOOK.

>>15557955

Dr. Dykelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bot

>an action movie featuring Carmen Electra and Mike Myers about or involving wizards, homosexuality, virginity
Mike Myers (!) plays a wizard saving the virgin (HA!) Carmen Electra from an evil cult that wishes to sacrifice her, in a movie only salvageable through Carmen's tits and a lot of comedy.

Here's an old one I wrote, just found out I saved some of them :D

It's a long one, 2 posts at least:

>a thriller movie featuring Robert Downey Jr. and Jack Black about or involving assassination, aliens, dreams.

Jack Black plays a self-employed computer security man, slightly paranoid and anti-social.
He doesn't leave his home very often, only to pick up necessities when they can't be delivered to his door.

He has always suffered from nightmares since he was just a kid, and some of them have turned out to be true (or at least vague enough for him to interpret as true when some accident or tragedy happens around the world) and lately he has been dreaming of politicians close to the president actually being reptilian aliens wearing human skin, and that they want to assassinate the president.

One day when he's outside and shopping he's greeted by a friendly, well dressed, man (Robert Downey JR.)who addresses him by his last name and asks him if he's had a good night's sleep?
Jack Black mumbles something in confusion and goes about on his way. But after that he keeps meeting that strange man every time he goes outside, explaining to Jack Black that he's part of a secret branch of the government and that JB is a sleeper agent that they lost contact with and that the future of America now hangs on him remembering his mission.

(cont. >>15558021 damn flood protection)

Eventually he starts calling JB at home. JB, who is starting to really lose it, eventually starts remembering his training with the secret agency. And once he tells this to his contact that he remembers, RD Jr. tells him that he must kill the aliens.

So JB struggles with coming up with a way to kill each of the politicians, but realizes it cannot be done at one single time. So he sets his eyes on one of them which he stalks and eventually breaks into their home and murders.
But as he murders him he decides to carve away their skin to reveal their alien selves, but all he finds is human flesh.

JB starts to panic and decides to check up on his contact (being a computer security guy and all) and finds no trace of phone calls from any number coming to his cell according to his telephone company, and when he checks the video feed from security cameras where and when he's met his contact he only sees himself looking at and talking into thin air.)

>an adventure movie featuring Christopher Walken and Cameron Diaz about or involving friendship, politics, imprisonment
Generic unlikely people bonding movie with them investigating a politician of some sort getting arrested and finding a conspiracy
I'd watch it for Walken.

Author of
>>15557924
>>15557678
>>15557242
>>15556940
here.


Fuck this shit, I'm going to Hollywood

(last part)

Suddenly RD Jr. is in the room, behind JB. He applauds him and tells him he's been a good agent, and tells him that he still needs to kill the rest of the aliens.
JB starts backing away from him, screaming at him that he doesn't exist, eventually he backs so far away that he trips on something and fall through a window and hit the pavement and dies.

In the end you see a close in on a newspaper where an article mentions "Man responsible for the death of prominent politician commits suicide, police are still clueless to his motives." the camera then zooms out from the newspaper to reveal that the man reading it is dressed just like the mysterious contact, sitting in a café. But it never shows his face so the viewer is just left to draw his own conclusions.

>>15558036

I'd fuckin watch that. Beautiful Mind meets Taxi Driver? Shit yes, all my money.

>>15558033
Pic related.

>>15558021
>>15558028
>>15558036
Epic WIN.

>an adventure movie featuring Jeff Goldblum and Vince Vaughn about or involving wizards, giant creature, werewolves.

Jeff Goldblum and Vince Vaughn have been best friends since high school. Jeff Goldblum is a well known, successful scientist, performing experiments that question the very laws of physics on a daily basis, while Vince Vaughn is simply... a cashier at a gas station. Regardless, they remain friends.

One day, an experiment transports Jeff Goldblum and Vince Vaughn to another dimension, one where fantasy cliches and tropes are as commonplace there as a lightbulb is here.

To get home, they must get on the good side of wizards, defeat giant creatures, and survive packs of werewolves, among other things.


I'd watch it.

a family movie movie featuring Paris Hilton and Megan Fox about or involving wizards, wizards, cancer.

Megan Fox becomes a wizard apprentice. Somewhere along the way, Paris Hilton dies of cancer. In the end, Megan Fox becomes a wizard. Paris Hilton is still dead of cancer.

Sorry, my imaginative section is in neutral today.

>a horror movie featuring Jack Black and Salma Hayek about or involving switching bodies, vampires, organized crime.
The best camp horror flick in years.
Jack Black and Salma Hayek are VAMPIRE HUNTERS that have to take down the VAMPIRE MAFIA but get their bodies switched with EVIL MAGIC. Notable for Selma Hayek wearing a leather corset (again) and speaking in Jack Black's voice.

>a sci-fi movie featuring Kate Hudson and Queen Latifa about or involving memory loss, kung fu, revenge.

Haze, Starring Kate Hudson as Brunette, a woman with no memory save one, that her husband was murdered by a woman with a badonkadonk.
Queen Latifa as Miss Thing, the most skilled kung fu assassin in the world.

Witness the shocking violence that errupts when a woman with nothing to lose fights a woman who spent her life honing her body into a killing machine.

>a fantasy movie featuring Bruce Campbell and Bruce Campbell about or involving lost siblings, prophecy, world war 2.

This just writes itself. Hitler, zombies, Mad Jack Churchill, and the Bruce Campbell twins.

>an adventure movie featuring Alan Rickman and Queen Latifa about or involving revenge, forbidden love, wizards.
I'm not touching this one.

>>15558085

Harry Potter prequel trilogy about Snape dumping Queen Latifa's character and her desire for revenge.

(Already better than a Michael Bay movie.)

>a woman who spent her life honing her body into a killing machine.
>Queen Latifa

Ouch my sides :(

>an erotic comedy movie featuring Jackie Chan and Ron Perlman about or involving giant creature, friendship, ghosts.
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

>a sci-fi movie featuring Leonardo Dicaprio and Samuel L. Jackson about or involving hatred, wizards, wizards.

>>15558116
As the guy that wrote it, remember these words.

Fear the Ass fu.

ARCHIVE THIS

>>15558116
>you die of laughter
Subtle, isn't it?

>>15558138

Sammy J is a wizard-hunter out for revenge in a world populated almost entirely by wizard. Leo plays Archwizard and the two have history.

"MOTHERFUCKER KILLED MY FATHER."

>an action movie featuring Robert Downey Jr. and Rachel McAdams about or involving politics, politics, politics.
I think I broke it...

>>15558169
I've found that everything you say in real life sounds so much better if you say it in Samuel J's voice and add "Motherfucker" at the end.

It's also why I lost my job.

Someone mail this thread to Hollywood.

>>15558289
no, only mail it to Kevin Smith, Judd Apatow and Christopher Nolan

Here's another long one, not mine but:

Clint Eastwood is the reluctant father-in-law of Brendan Fraser - we say reluctant, because he still hasn't warmed up to the goofy-looking kid being married to his only daughter.

One day, Clint receives a sudden phone call from Brendan Fraser's character, who is panicking because his house was broken into. Nothing was taken...except for his wife.

After the police are called and they go through the usual - was there any suspicious activity, tell us if you receive word from her, blah blah blah, Clint Eastwood's character lets his seething resentment of Brendan Fraser launch him into a ranting tirade about how he is a worthless son-in-law, a real man wouldn't have let this happen, etc.

Brendan Fraser, humbled by his father-in-law's harsh words and perplexed over the mysteriousness of her disappearance, decides to find her himself. But no matter where he goes, and whatever clues he finds, Clint Eastwood is always there ahead of him. Sometimes he's there as Brendan glimpses in the rear view mirror, sometimes he's seen through a window talking to the leads Brendan found before he does - after which said person just brushes Brendan off.

Weeks pass, and Brendan is on the verge of giving up. Finally, he happens to see his wife in the background of a news story - taking place two states away. Desperate enough to grasp at even this slim chance, he drives day and night to the city where the story took place.

>>15558343
(CONT.)

I've got a few endings for this movie:

1. His wife doesn't recognize him, or believe his delusional insistence that they are a couple - this is because Clint Eastwood's real daughter is dead. He was killed by Brendan Fraser when he was texting somebody while driving, and Clint's vindictiveness led him to take revenge on Brendan from beyond the grave. He did so by paranormally absconding with his real wife, and semi-possessing Brendan to believe he was married to his long-dead daughter. The unconscious prodding and paranoia planted during Brendan's search/Clint's haunting of Brendan eventually broke him down, and we close the movie with a shot set years later. Brendan is in a psychiatric institution. Clint's ghost gives a tight-lipped smile to the camera, and fades into wisps of smoke.
2. Same as above, but the reason is she never "went missing" in the first place. Their house was haunted by the ghost of Clint Eastwood, who actually died sometime during the Great Depression. Bitter and envious of the happy-go-lucky Brendan and his young wife in their lavish (by 1920's standards) home, he possessed Brendan while he was sleeping, forced him to murder his wife and hide the evidence, then suppressed these memories until Brendan met this other woman in person. Utterly broken by the truth, Brendan robotically apologizes for disturbing this woman. He drives straight home without stopping, and we see him as he enters his home. A shot rings out from inside the house, implying that Brendan put a bullet in his skull. Roll credits.

>>15558343
>>15558348
(LAST)

3. Same scene, but it just turned out to be a case of mistaken identity, compounded by desperation. A morose Brendan drives off and checks into a nearby motel. Immediately after entering his room, he receives a phone call. It is his father-in-law. Clint Eastwood tells Brendan to turn on the TV, which he does without argument. [/%]BREAKING NEWS: OSAMA BIN LADEN IS DEAD. It turns out his wife was really a secret agent who was abruptly deployed in the Middle East to "take care of a job," hence her sudden disappearance. But Brendan doesn't care. He is in tears, overjoyed at his wife's return - and the news that she is alive. [/%] Brendan dashes out of the motel, flusteredly checks out somehow, and makes the marathon drive home in what seems like just a few hours. Cut to a few days later, and the rejoined couple are relaxing at home. Brendan suddenly remembers that Clint's birthday is tomorrow, and decides to call him - maybe invite him over for a birthday dinner. But his plans take a sudden turn for the strange when he asks his wife what she thinks - her answer is "Dad died a month ago, while infiltrating Al-Qaeda. He was a secret agent too - and my commanding officer." A flashback sequence shows Clint's last moments in this world - reminiscing over his life, remembering his family, and wishing...that somehow, he could make a stronger man out of his son-in-law. "The kid's got his heart in the right place...but his head never comes out of the clouds." Cut to expository scenes, showing that Clint was trying to do two things at once: 1) Keep Brendan Fraser occupied while the wife was on her mission, and 2) Trying, from beyond the grave and in his own hard-assed way, to make Brendan into a more serious and dependable husband.

AHA!

Sci-fi guy I found your post! :D


>a sci-fi movie featuring Harrison Ford and Lucy Liu about or involving falling appart, superheroes, poverty.

The year is 3500, the Human Coalition is the third biggest galactic civilisation. But it has many problems, separatist movements that have had to be suppressed. In order to successfully suppress these movement troops have been genetically modified to be more efficient, abhuman strength, speed and reflexes. Harrison Ford grew up as an idealistic farm youth who left his pregnant sweet-heart to join this coalition out of patriotism and xenophobia. The relationship decayed due to the unavailability of visits and infrequent communication caused by a bittering Ford and the distances between them, until there was no relationship.

40 years onwards and the modification done to Ford have not sustained the degeneration of his body caused by age. He has been relieved of command and stuffed away in a quiet corner, an unwanted reminded of decaying glory. Harrison has become a depressive and an alcoholic on the Coalition capital, frequently picking fights with alien species in run down bars. One day he stumbles upon a locket he wore during the early years, containing a picture of himself and his asian wife on his homeworld. He scrounges the last of his pension and takes a shuttle to his home planet, thinking that perhaps there he can find an escape from his depression.

>>15558384
(CONT)

He visits his home town on the planet, and searches for his wife, family and friends. He finds his family dead for years, a silent grave. He places roses for his forgotten mother and father. His friends are scattered, no trace. His wife, too, he finds is dead but her daughter still lives.

He tracks her down after much research and finds that she is a seperationist activist on his planet. He confronts his daughter, played by Lucy Liu, expecting some acceptance and perhaps meaning from their meeting. He finds only a woman screeching of her abandonment and of her hatred for the military service he served in. Eventually, things cool down between them and they begin to spend more time in them. Lucy Liu demonstrated his home planet, once a well off agricultural world, has slipped into abject poverty due to the greed of the capital of the coalition. This poverty meant there was little resources to which various diseases could be fought with and lead to rampant crime, the peaceful planet of his youth is gone. He learns that the wife he married was murdered for the money she carried with her in town. Ford soon finds himself feeling shame for the actions of his past and for leaving his wife and family to this fate. However Lucy Liu finds a growing affection for her father as he begins to see the fate of his planet.

a family movie movie featuring Ron Jeremy and Brooke Shields about or involving prostitution, holidays, switching bodies.

What.

(LAST)

Eventually a bond forms between the two and Ford joins the separatist movement. He tells her he never felt complete without fighting, but now he'll finally be fighting for something. For justice and freedom. but most of all, for her.

Ford helps out with various operations with the movement while Liu plans them. Ford proves to be an asset with his modification and experience he is able to prove immensely useful, revigorated with new meaning. However the superhuman forces of the coalition still proves a formidable foe.

The movie ends with the Coalition pushing the planet into a full out revolution, the impoverished masses rising up against them. The millitary forces pushed back, leading to bloody slaughter. Liu dies tragically and Ford rages against the forces with every ounce of his strength, taking down an impressive number before his old form allows a slip up and he too dies. The planet, a peaceful agricultural world of his youth, is plunged into bloody chaos.

;_;

Robot Werewolves in Space!
The year is 3012, Helena Bonham Carter and Mickey Rourke venture to space for entertainment reasons. When they arrive at their galactic HQ they find out that the rest of the space-crew isn't only dressed very dapper, but is a legion of robotic werewolves. Will Helena Bonham Carter be able to charm the robot werewolves with her magical British singing voice, or will Mickey Rourke have to wrastle the fuck out of the electric wolves?
a fantasy movie featuring Mickey Rourke and Helena Bonham Carter about or involving space, werewolves, robots.

>>15558399
I would totally watch this.

2-parter.


a drama movie featuring Christopher Walken and Vince Vaughn about or involving assassination, ghosts, memory loss.

Christopher Walken plays ex-assassin now retired civilian who has been placed in a mental institution due to delusions and abject depression. He claims to see the ghosts of his victims, who haunt him at the night. Previously he was driven to alcoholism.

Vince Vaughn plays his psychiatrist as he tries to get Walken out of his shell and reveal the secrets of his past. However his intentions are not completely out of kindness, he sees Christopher as his shot at the big time and Walken knows this.

Their relationship is tense, with Walken talking little and clear tension. Eventually this leads to Vaugh having an outburst during an interview where he shouts at him, accusing his depression being on the fact he's just a plain awful being. Walken retaliates an says he assassinated those who deserved it, Vaughn comes back and asks why does he feel this grief. This confrontation leas to a more open relationship as Christopher reveals details about his cases, some are in plain conversation the others are in flashback form. Some are clear cut. Others are morally ambiguous.

>>15558439
Throughout this, there are scenes of night time. Some are from Christopher's POV an show the apparitions of the ghosts, horrible figures who moan and accuse him or simple apparitions, life like and calmly asking him why. From Vaughn's POV we see him watching a seemingly eranged Christopher talking to himself however later on, when Vaugh shows signs of tiredness or stress, he sometimes catches glimpses of similar things as Chris's apparitions, blurring the lines of reality and delusion.

Eventually Chris retails the story in flashback form of the most grief, a little girl that has been frequently mentioned but not explored until now. His shot at the big time involved taking out the dictator, without witnesses. He took him out with explosives in his bedroom. However a little girl, seen before as Chris did recon on the dictator, was his daughter and had went to his bedroom to sleep with her father due to a nightmare. CHhis had killed her.

Vaughn reaches out to Chris and tries to redeem him, and a bond of friendship forms. They talk more frequently, sometimes about Chis's vision but now more often they talked about their interests. Baseball, religion, etc. Baseball proves a strong bonding theme. Christopher begins to confronts the apparitions, dismissing them slowly until he confronts the little girl where he only apologies, tear ridden. The visions stop and Vaughn sees a dramatic recovery.

The film ends with Chris being released and Vaughn deciding not to publish the case.

"Why is this on /tg/?" you might ask.

Why? Because not only are these some really bizarre and awesome film ideas, many of them would make some DAMN cool RP character backstories as well.

>>15558465
not to mention adventure ideas :p

>>15558475
Exactly.

>>15558450
>>15558439
I'd actually watch that
certainly better than the zookeeper

a fantasy movie featuring Vinnie Jones and Tom Hanks about or involving wizards, falling appart, opposite sides of the law.

Cop drama + wizards?

>>15558600

YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON, DRESDEN! TURN IN YOUR BADGE AND YOUR WAND!

Jeff Goldblum is an aging WW2 vet who's lost all focus in his life and taken up smoking weed for the chronic pain he suffers from war injuries.

Clint Eastwood shows up one day to visit, and sees the sorry ass state Jeff is in. Clint, having had his life saved multiple times by Jeff in the war, resolves to now save his life in return by getting him cleaned up and turned back into a productive member of society.

....BY PLAYING SPACE HOCKEY.

Also:

http://theangrypolicecaptain.com/

This has entertained me for 10 minutes now.

>>15558646
hahaha oh you got me there in the end :)

Keanu Reeves and Adam Sandler must team up to save the President of the United States (played by Morgan Freeman) from a new, deadly sect of Kung-Fu KKK Assassins.

Jacob (Tom Hanks) and Ethan (Michael Clark) have been best friends for years. But when Jacob's wife Emily (Katherine Zeta Jones) is kidnapped by alien robots, Ethan reveals his true nature as a Wizard. Now it's up to them to save her from being probed in all the right places!

>a horror comedy movie featuring Mark Wahlberg and Morgan Freeman about or involving alcoholism, losing virginity, losing virginity.
SOMEBODY ELSE TOUCH THIS ONE BECAUSE I FEEL UNCLEAN JUST ROLLING IT
I MEAN, A HORROR COMEDY. ABOUT... THAT.

Woah, /tg/, when did you get so awesome?

>>15558931
/tg/ is always awesome, sometimes it just needs a kick in the arse to get rolling.

Will try to make a new thread in the weekend with updated generator, this time nightmare-mode: no reposts :p

>a fantasy movie featuring Samuel L. Jackson and Johnny Depp about or involving president, terrorists, aliens.

Samuel L Jackson is the motherfucking president, Johnny Depp is a terrorist trying to assassinate him, when both of them get thrown together in the midst of an alien invasion. Can the two most unlikely people work together to survive and - just maybe - save the world?

Holy shit I would watch the HELL out of this movie.

>>15558827

Marky Mark plays a serial killer who kidnaps girls between 12 and 18 years of age and has "fun" with them in his rape-dungeon. Morgan Freeman is an alcoholic cop on the verge of retirement whose final assignment concerns Wahlberg's string of kidnappings.

>>15559054

Oh shit, horror COMEDY? Fucking forgot that. Ok, make Marky Mark charismatic and morbidly-funny.

>>15559022
This summer: SNAKES ON AIR FORCE ONE

>>15559066
>Mark Wahlberg being a Dexter
Jesus fucking Christ.

>a sci-fi movie featuring Will Ferrel and Naomi Watts about or involving inprisonment, falling appart, psychic powers.

Naomi Watts is imprisoned in a mental institution after discovering her latent psychic powers.

Will Ferrell is a sociopathic doctor who continually injects her with a drug that suppresses her powers and causes her to lose her grip on reality. Warped flashbacks ensue.

He casually discusses her condition, and why they have to do this to her. These conversations lead her to believe that she isn't the only psychic being held captive.

At the end of the movie, she is released, and it is revealed that Will Ferrell was another psychic who escaped and murdered everyone in the 'asylum', which is actually a government research facility in Alaska.

Soundtrack by Khanate.

>>15559054
Could almost be a sequel to Se7en.

>>15559172

Here's the start to the script for:

an adventure movie featuring Natalie Portman and Harrison Ford about or involving cannibalism, indebted, demons.

(Synopsis: a whirlwind romance set in a fragmenting Israel)
SCENE 1,
[Female News Anchor framed by background of burning apartment blocks]
ANCHOR: As you can see, the chaos on the ground here is phenomenal
[Cut to grey-haired male Anchor, standing in bullet-proof vest, with a crowd running and shouting in the background]
ANCHOR2: Settler paramilitaries say they had nothing to do with the bombings,
[Cut to shot of government minister]
MINISTER: All here realise, the Nation of Israel is at the brink.
[Screen cuts, as if the cinema screen was simply a TV screen. The camera pans out, to frame Mori (Portman) holding the remote, with a coffee in the other hand. Her eyes are red-rimmed, and she looks exhausted].
[Aide enters the room, bringing another pot of coffee]
AIDE: The IDF delegation is outside, they want to know if you authorise the use of force in Jerusalem.
MORI: Damn. Tell them to wait.
AIDE: They’ve already been waiting for three hours sir,
MORI [shouts] Then they can wait until the Golan crumbles, then! [quieter] I’ll not see those [hesitates, then with great spite] fucking morons today.
[Aide leaves]
[Mori puts her head in hands, rocking back and forth]
MORI: Damn, Damn, Damn,

SCENE 2.
Avi (Ford) is sitting cross-legged on a double bed with the AIDE from the previous scene. The bed is covered in papers, laptops, pens and camera-rolls./
AIDE: You don’t understand, it’s chaos over there. The US have dropped us - the diplomat has actually blocked us on his phone, would you believe it - the generals are arguing for more force, as if this wasn’t what got us into this situation to begin with -
AVI: I just need to be in for a day, maybe two, to get the files I need.
AIDE: Two days! You’ll be lucky to get 4 hours without everybody being ushered out because of a bomb threat. Good luck explaining why you don’t have the right papers to the Shin Bet.
AVI: It’s fine, it’s fine, I’ll sort it.
AIDE: Avi, I’m serious. They’ll kill you. They’re completely out of control - the Knesset’s in chaos, they have no-one to answer to. If they think you’re up to something, they won’t give you the benefit of the doubt.
AVI: Can you get me in or not?
AIDE: Yes, I can - but -
AVI: Shhh-
[He kisses her, and they roll back onto the bed of papers. Camera cuts.]

>an animated movie featuring Christopher Walken and Vince Vaughn about or involving forbidden love, opposite sides of the law, president.
Oh MY.

>>15559178
I like this. I have an extreme fondness for heroic or comedic actors being cast as the villain.

>>15559243

Too easy; Walken is head of the motherfucking state, and Vince Vaughn is his secret man-lover who is also a domestic terrorist (or something).

(This honestly feels tamer than the Wahlberg-Freeman thing I just did.)

>a fantasy movie featuring Clint Eastwood and Uma Thurman about or involving experiments, virginity, vietnam war.

I have no clue what to do here, but a fantasy movie set in in Vietnam starring Eastwood? Sign me up!

>>15559285
It's animated, though. I'm just imagining animated manlove.

>>15559214

SCENE 3.
[Mori is reading Moses Mahimodes “On Perplexity”, in a room covered in candles. Kabbalisitc symbols cover the walls. Camera cuts back to Mori’s youth, sitting in an orange grove, with her grandmother]
GRANDMOTHER: Years ago, the Jews of Prague had been rounded up, and forced into a ghetto. And nearly every easter, easter was the dangerous time of year, the gentiles would come and throw stones over the big gate. Sometimes it got worse, sometimes it got better, and the Jews would always be forced to pay the damages. If something got stolen, the goy would blame the Jews. If people got sick, they would blame the Jews. For anything that went wrong, the Jews were the cause and problem.
[Camera cuts to shot of the Ghetto of Prague, set design emphasis on despair, overcrowding, poverty. Grandmother’s voice narrates]
GRANDMOTHER: One year, the harvest had been particularly bad, and the vicious had been spreading the blood libel, that oldest of lies, that the Jews used human blood to make Matzot. The Jews of the ghetto braced themselves, but they feared that this time it would be worse than ever before. The tensions were very high, and they felt their tiny community on the brink.
[Camera shot of rioters against gates]
GRANDMOTHER: Your ancestor, the great Rabbi Loew, was at his wits end. He knew not how to protect his community, and for all his wisdom, there was no path that did not seem to end in extinction.
[Shot of ancient, venerable rabbi poring over books]

>an action movie featuring Ben Stiller and Dakota Fanning about or involving aliens, organized crime, politics.
They Live with guns and explosions and fap fodder. NEXT.

>>15559303

Goddamn it I ALWAYS forget the movie type. Though half the time it makes things even funnier, so I guess I shouldn't complain.

>a thriller movie featuring Megan Fox and Hugh Jackman about or involving giant creature, gang, rock 'n roll.
'CAUSE THIS IS THILLER
THRILLER NIGHT
AND NO ONE'S GONNA SAVE YOU
FROM THE BEAST ABOUT TO STRIKE

>>15559302
Obviously he's an officer supervising a secret government experiment:
Creating the ultimate soldier by restraining them from having sex, turning them into suicidal virgin hormone-bombs.

Or something like that, that's the premise anyway

>an action movie featuring Brendan Fraser and Dakota Fanning about or involving world war 2, lost siblings, losing virginity.

Tom Mitchel (Fraser) is a WW2 vet and father to his daughter Mary (Fanning). Every night he tells her about his time in the war (which are revealed through flashbacks). He eventually tells her of her uncle Frank, who died in the war while saving his Tom. Mary eventually starts dating a boy of German decent, a fact that greatly upsets Tom. He learns to accept the boy though, after Mary is nearly raped and her boyfriend steps in to save her.

a sci-fi movie featuring Morgan Freeman and Mel Gibson about or involving disease, imprisonment, experiments.

It is 2050 and there is a plague spreading through China. In the background of the film there is implied American to Chinese tension, with a sort of cold war playing out on a lower key scale. It's proportional amount of death is comparable to the bubonic plague, it moves fast. There is no treatment. It spreads and then it kills. It is air born. Not even Madagascar is safe.

Mel Gibson is an old farmer when he hears about it on the news. As his family comments on it he nods along about how awful it is and carries on with his life. But he slowly grows more and more interested in it, obsessed. He has dreams of a life. Of a life of research, of experiments as a scientist. He talks to him family about how awful it is, gives considerable amount of money to charity. It consumes him somewhat. He shrugs it off but then the news of the plague spreading to America reaches and he finds that when he returns home after shopping he is awaited by a SWAT team.

He is imprisoned in a high-tech facility. Morgan Freeman walks in with a pristine military uniform and explains. Mel was a scientist, a brilliant bioengineer. He came up with an effective plague, deadly, and a cure to be used against the Chinese. The plan was to weaken them without America being blamed. They wiped Mel, wanting as few people as possible to know about it, but kept him alive in case of something like this; the cure doesn't work. They put him in a fake family and embedded him with memories of a fake life.

Mel rejects this violently. He shouts in contrast to Morgan's cool demeanour. Morgan remains adamant. Much of the film is Morgan trying to bring Mel his old life, his xenophobia, his hatred of the chinese, the fact that the disease was his proposal. The practical joy Mel took in his work. Mel resists but the memories slowly flood back to him in form of flashback.

>>15559388

Eventually Mel works on a cure, as well as something else left mysterious. We see on the television and in newspaper the shocking death total, a huge proportion of the world faces death. Much of the film is taken up with a dialogue on Mel's self loathing and the contrast between Mel's newfound passion for life and Morgan's cool and calculating approach to it. Morgan wants a cure because he's been order to, he has a sociopathic feel to him.

Eventually, a cure comes. We find it distributed and the television tells us it will be slow work with many deaths to come but now humanity has hope.

Morgan confront Mel in his cell once more.
"You know what I have to do, Mel. We can't have you telling people what happened here." Morgan tells him. As a sign of respect Morgan enters the cell with Mel, although he remains standing and with guards.
"And you know what I have to do" Mel replies as he unrolls a sleeve to reveal an embedded button of some kind. Insert flashbacks of Mel secretly working on himself to put explosives inside his body. Morgan has an "oh shit face" although relatively calm in the situation.

"We deserve this."
BOOM

Bloody cell with broken glass and the corpses shown after the smoke slowly goes away although not totally, and then fade to black.

>an animated movie featuring Carmen Electra and Jude Law about or involving demons, football, terrorists.
I don't even know what the fuck but I'll buy tickets in advance, right now.

>an action movie featuring Mickey Rourke and Keira Knightly about or involving superheroes, addiction, poverty.

Knightly plays a homeless junkie who discovers she has super strength after her dealer tries to rape her for payment and she accidentally kills him. Rourke, a police detective who is assigned to the case, discovers that a "special" batch of heroin is altering the DNA of those who use it, usually resulting in horrific mutations, but sometimes giving super powers. Can the junkie and the officer save the day from crazed heroin mutants?

>>15559414
Good luck convincing anyone to make a movie about super heroin that gives you super powers.

I'd see it though.

>>15559397

It's about an underground Bloodbowl league led by Jude Law getting busted up by some nuns led by Carmen Electra, who is actually a demon.

Duh.

>>15559473
Where's the terrorism come in?
And the whole glorious thing is animated.

>>15559396
fuck yeah, that's a nobel prize right away!

>>15559506

The Bloodbowl league(s) are painted as terrorists / gangs a la Fight Club. Shit, you could make the whole thing one big animated Fight Club rip-off if you really wanted to.

>>15559544
Alright, that works.
Where do I buy tickets?

>a horror movie featuring Mel Gibson and Tobey Maguire about or involving monsters, kidnapping, assassination.
Monsters led by Mel Gibson kidnap and eat choice politicians for dark purposes, replacing them with shapeshifting creatures.
Tobey Maguire sees too much one day and the hunt suddenly has a new target.

>a drama movie featuring Dakota Fanning and Demi Moore about or involving prostitution, experiments, disability.
Holy god.

>a drama movie featuring Ben Stiller and Queen Latifa about or involving secret agents, secret agents, poverty.
>drama
>Ben Stiller
>Queen Latifa
>secret double agents and poverty
They... are double agents working for and against each other at the same time, while pretending to be poor trash?

>>15559618
Demi is the wheelchair bound head of an all girls shelter house. Fanning was recently arrested for prostitution and is placed there. She tries to escape after she discovers that the girls are being used in experiments sanctioned by the government.

>an adventure movie featuring Paris Hilton and Dakota Fanning about or involving inprisonment, losing virginity, aliens.
I'm not going to justify this with the obvious suggested plot. Suffice to say, the generator is a pervert.

>>15559624
Better idea:
Stiller has to pretend to be her new neighbor in the trailer park. At the end of the movie it is revealed that Latifah was another agent on the same case all along.

>>15559618

Demi Moore has one leg that made her quit whoring personally, but had a mind for business and settles down to run a brothel. Fanning is her prodigy / main attraction. Experiments? Shit, I guess they can run a weird drug thing out the back of the brothel. In the future.

(imo the only way to approach these scatterbrained ideas the machine spits out is to be equally random/scatterbrained)

>>15559676
>>15559638
I was going to go with an abusive lesbian relationship controlled by the disabled Demi Moore and indulged in by the callous Dakota Fanning for ancillary benefits - probably ends in murder - but whatever.

>>15559644
Hey, it gave us time-traveling lesbian self-incest ( >>15556940 ) so it can't be all bad.

>an action movie featuring Ron Perlman and Ron Jeremy about or involving imprisonment, religion, memory loss.
John Doe (Ron Perlman) wakes up without his memory in prison for a crime no one will tell him. When the sinister chaplain (Ron Jeremy) marks his cell one day, leading to an attempted smothering, John has to kill his way to the truth using abilities he realizes he has, uncovering a monstrous conspiracy in the heart of the Vatican.
Awesome setpieces, guaranteed tweest. Should hit the top of the charts.

>>15559706
Ron Jeremy as a priest... God, the movie would hit boxoffice gold based on that controversy alone.

>an erotic comedy movie featuring Scarlett Johansson and Whoopi Goldberg about or involving zombies, weed, becoming friends.
Somebody else want this? Because I flat-out refuse.

>>15559745
I'll make sure he's a lecherous old bastard.
I will build a solid gold monument of myself in the middle of Hollywood and still have money left to build a sprawling mansion.

>>15559644
Sure sounds adventurous to me!

Now imagine Paris Hilton as a kinky navi in that context

>a thriller movie featuring Julia Roberts and Natalie Portman about or involving revenge, time travel, cannibalism.

For the sake of it i'll ignore time travel.

Modern day new york. Quasi noir. Lesbians fall for eachother and find out they both are into some freaky shit, eventually leading to them murdering a bellboy in a hotel. It all goes downhill from there both of them continuing their chain of killings, growing as serialkillers both in skill and experimentation, eventually evolving to eating their victims.

The bellboy was the brother of a police detective down on her luck. She persues the investigation initially garnering even the FBI's support, which gets pulled when the lesbian couple manage to frame two young girls as the killers, which apparently commited mutual suicide. A ruse which does not get past our investigator.

In the climax of the movie the female detective goes undercover and manages to gain the women's trust. Slight eroticism ensue with the detective even joining in on a kill unwillingly. She eventually garners enough information and proof to arrest both serial killers, which she sends in a sealed package to the agent that was in charge of the case and gave up. The movie fades to black with the FBI storming the house, the lesbians getting the death sentance, and our female detective OD-ing since she was unable to cope with the murder she did.

The end.
Wow... i really should do this more often. I actually enjoyed envisioning the movie.

>>15559997
>ignore time travel
Get out.

>>15556650
>>15556940

I would pay for the DVD of this - and I am an avid pirate, so actually wanting to be paying for a movie is a rarity for me.

>an adventure movie featuring Carrie Fisher and Christopher Walken about or involving betrayal, gender swap, homosexuality.

I will write a synopsis for this as soon as my brain stops exploding.

>>15560137


.. The detective realizes death is not permanent and that she is now pure energy capable of moving through tiem and space. She melds with the essence of her brother and they decide to go back in time and make the lesbians never meet each other allowing their parallel universe selves to live out the rest of their physical existence in peace.

There. Happy?

>>15560139

>>15560278
Yes.