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    110 KB Anonymous 07/06/11(Wed)23:31 No.15498516  
    Has anyone ever played this game? the rules are terribly written, and there's way to many rules for killing someone via sodomy, but some of the random charts and spells make me laugh.
    >> Anonymous 07/06/11(Wed)23:43 No.15498672
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    come on /tg/, I couldn't have been the only person here that tried playing this once!!!
    >> Anonymous 07/06/11(Wed)23:44 No.15498695
    make this a chargen thread.
    >> Anonymous 07/06/11(Wed)23:45 No.15498703
    I tried making a character, once. All ten fingers spontaneously snapped in protest.
    >> Anonymous 07/06/11(Wed)23:45 No.15498707
    it's unplayable simple as that
    >> Anonymous 07/06/11(Wed)23:47 No.15498722
    Is there really an "ROLL FOR ANAL CIRCUMFERENCE" chart?
    >> Anonymous 07/06/11(Wed)23:47 No.15498735
    I've never actually seen any spells from this book, anyone got any pics?
    >> MrTT 07/06/11(Wed)23:48 No.15498739
    I saw various documentations of Fatal games where people tried to play it seriously. Not as a rape fic, but as an actual game.
    It is broken beyond belief. Everything about it is stupid and broken.
    >> Anonymous 07/06/11(Wed)23:48 No.15498745



    Shit son, unplayable doesn't even begin to cover it. it's damn near impossible to even make a character!
    >> Anonymous 07/06/11(Wed)23:49 No.15498748
    I'm kind of new to /tg/, how does one go about making a chargen thread?
    >> Anonymous 07/06/11(Wed)23:50 No.15498760
    There's a thread over on the tvtropes discussion forums where a couple dozen people came together for mutual support, each only reading a chapter themselves so that a few could manage to create characters.

    Over the course of months, most of them resigned, only to be replaced by new volunteers ready to take up the fight. The cycle repeated several times, and I'm not certain even a single character was created.

    They weren't using the abridged version, mind you, but it was kind of scary how quickly it turned from satire into actual psychological horror and mental trauma. This game seriously fucking scares me.
    >> Anonymous 07/06/11(Wed)23:53 No.15498798
    I'll try to screencap a few charts real quick for you all. be back soonish as long as I don't lose to much san.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)00:01 No.15498866
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    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)00:21 No.15499043
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    I've got some screen caps form the manual, a few charts and spells. there's a 2000 random magic effects charts in the back i didn't grab, but it was mostly things like..
    >caster shits himself whenever he cast
    >caster tries to rape friends and has amnesia about it
    >two gay orcs appear and rape each other
    >your dick/vag pops out a clone 1d6 levels higher then you that wants nothing more then to see you dead

    anyway, commencing dump
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)00:22 No.15499051
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    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)00:23 No.15499061
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    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)00:24 No.15499065
    No one has ever actually played F.A.T.A.L.

    Except maybe the devs. /tg/ has attempted to create characters, but never finished. I tried, but didn't even finish the first of 11 pages of Character Sheet.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)00:24 No.15499069
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    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)00:25 No.15499077
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    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)00:26 No.15499082
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    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)00:27 No.15499095
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    last one, one of the pages of the char. sheet. It looks like it was designed by someone with autism.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)00:27 No.15499101
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    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)00:29 No.15499113

    I made a character, once. By hand.

    it took 6 hours, or so. I didn't have a FATAL character sheet, so I used a composition book that I keep for doodles and ideas and shit. it took up about four pages, with me cramming shit in every blank space of paper i could.

    i did NOT do equipment- this was all statistics, as defined by the game. I've since destroyed that comp. book though.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)00:30 No.15499122
    It took me 2 months straight, but I finally went through the entire FATAL book.

    I can say for certain that making a character is impossible. I tried once, and stopped to vomit uncontrolably after determining my 2 foot long, 5 foot WIDE penis was too much.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)00:35 No.15499172
    i never thought i'd like anything about FATAL but that offspring number roller is actually interesting
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)00:36 No.15499186
    so was it a brilliant parody?

    Or actual human madness?
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)00:37 No.15499193
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    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)00:39 No.15499209
    finally, the excuse I need to roll 1d10,000,000!
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)00:39 No.15499211

    assuming that the creator of that thing was not, indeed, serious, he's a master troll, and should be worshiped as the god of trolling. the game is unspeakably bad, there was (and possibly still is) a dedicated group (or group of sockpuppets) that touted it as the best RPG ever, bar none, period. Hell, go read the review rebuttal- that alone should give you an idea of what you're dealing with, here.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)00:41 No.15499224
    >Ejaculate Poison

    My God...
    >> dice+1d100 Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)00:48 No.15499274
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    so I have to roll 1d100 to see if my char. is cool with getting shit on during sex!?!? lets see what I got...
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)00:48 No.15499275
    rolled 14 = 14

    >ejaculate acid
    That's..horrifying that it exists, but really, kind of fucking awesome, imagine the assassination plots that could arise from that..
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)00:50 No.15499285
    rolled 18 = 18

    You guys are perfectly aware that a character generator exists, and makes the entire process as easy as hitting a few keys, right?
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)00:50 No.15499294
    You know, I think I'd rather not.

    Also, inb4 someone posts an oglaf where that is applicable.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)00:51 No.15499295

    Byron Hall is a colossal asshole. There is no need to ascribe some kind of autistic genius or epic troll to his actions. He just drew up dice charts for his rape fantasies. The depressing thing is that some guys actually want to play it.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)00:52 No.15499302

    Downloading it brings with it worse things than doing the process yourself. And seeing as how doing it yourself brings about psychological horrors and hallucinations I don't want to know what the character generator does to you.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)00:53 No.15499316
    more depressing? he's married. that woman's life has gotta be *shit*.

    corrupt harddrive?
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)00:56 No.15499338

    Worse. Demons, hauntings, horrible visitations during the night.

    Anything to do with this game is cursed. It should be burned along with its creator
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)00:57 No.15499347
    Evils such as this should never be unleashed upon the world and its knowledge should be treated as a disease worthy of stigma and exile.

    God help the soul that plugged in all the information.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)00:58 No.15499349
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    >page 156 of 977
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:00 No.15499371
    >hymen resistance
    >> Anonynous 07/07/11(Thu)01:01 No.15499374
    Alright, /tg/, I'm gonna take the plunge. I downloaded the character generator, and I'm going to use it.

    Wish me luck.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:03 No.15499390
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    Here we go...
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:03 No.15499395
    No you fool! You'll open the Eye of Terror! You'll damn us all!

    Don't you remember, the eldar created it in a blast of focused decadence and corruption, and within its very center lies a single book...
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:03 No.15499399
    FATALcharactergenerator.exe doesn't run on my mac...it's like divine intervention telling me I really do not want...
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:06 No.15499411
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    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:06 No.15499412
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    You'll need this.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:06 No.15499415
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    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:08 No.15499428
    >> Anonynous 07/07/11(Thu)01:08 No.15499430
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    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:11 No.15499448
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    rolled 17 = 17

    Rolling for race...
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:12 No.15499455
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    a sign of things to come,

    this will not end well.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:13 No.15499461
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    I don't think I want the FATAL generator to be determining my species.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:13 No.15499465
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    I was just going to go to bed, but I NEED to see how this goes down!!!!
    >> Glassberg Never 07/07/11(Thu)01:14 No.15499470
    Anon, you are a true heroic scholar. You are venturing into a region of RPGs banned not for fear of the unknown, but for the HORROR of the KNOWN. You are Indiana Jones, putting your life (and sanity) on the line for knowledge.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:15 No.15499483
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    I'm okay with this.
    >> Snapper Carr 07/07/11(Thu)01:16 No.15499489
    One time I rolled up an infant anakim who was unhappily married and had a debauchery score of 100.

    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:16 No.15499492
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    rolled 1 = 1

    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:17 No.15499504

    ...heh heh "come."
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:18 No.15499514
    Fortune and glory, kid...fortune and glory...
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:19 No.15499520
    I'll bet 5 internet points that your character ends up with both sets of genitals
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:19 No.15499521
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    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:21 No.15499540
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    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:23 No.15499556
    Brace for -4 STR.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:24 No.15499567
    If memory serves, kobolds in FATAL are kind of like tau.

    They're short, blue fuckers that everybody else hates.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:24 No.15499570
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    Even someone with 69 Common Sense would know better than to use this program.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:26 No.15499590
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    Alright, /tg/, this one is your choice. Highest d20 roll in the next 3 posts decides to spin or keep.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:27 No.15499600
    rolled 7 = 7

    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:27 No.15499601
    How exactly is it difficult to identify the color of your areola? does the sight of if cause blindness or something? Or is "difficult to identify" mean that it is so light that you cant even see the fucker?
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:28 No.15499613
    rolled 589 = 589

    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:28 No.15499614
    rolled 13 = 13

    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:28 No.15499616
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:29 No.15499625
    rolled 10 = 10


    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:30 No.15499632
    rolled 19 = 19

    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:30 No.15499639
    The Whole games based around being double fucked! Com'on!
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:30 No.15499640
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:31 No.15499642
    The dice never lie, indeed.

    They also are terrified of what might happen on a reroll.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:31 No.15499643
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    Alright, technically speaking the highest d20 roll in the 3 posts after mine is >>15499600, so it looks like I'm SPINNING THAT WHEEL
    >> Snapper Carr 07/07/11(Thu)01:33 No.15499656

    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:34 No.15499662
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    Oh. Why can't I just reroll the whole bitch?

    Okay, first letter in the post after this decides what ability.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:35 No.15499667
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:36 No.15499679
    rolled 11 = 11

    Also, re-roll all 4 times.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:37 No.15499691
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    rolled 1 + 1 = 2

    Still slightly below average, but that's with what I'm sure is a hefty negative modifier for being a kobold.

    Rolling for amount of other rerolls...
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:38 No.15499704
    What? You can't do dice and a negative modifier?
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:39 No.15499709
    so is that 3 mental illness? this is going to be one extra fucked up char.!
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:39 No.15499714
    Whatever, it was supposed to be -1, but I know you guys want more crazy in your kobolds, so 2 more rerolls it is.

    Next letter is next reroll, same as last time.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:40 No.15499718
    S. for the love of god, S.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:40 No.15499721
    rolled 19 = 19

    all three left, on B, F, and I.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:41 No.15499728
    rolled 11 = 11

    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:42 No.15499731
    >"Cock goes where?"
    says the FATAL kobold
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:42 No.15499735
    Exactly. A sex-crazed Kobold with no common sense? Sounds pretty fucking awesome.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:43 No.15499741
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    Well, then.

    This IS a pleasant surprise.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:45 No.15499750
    damn! Ah well, a super-rational kobold nympho could be fun too.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:46 No.15499753
    rolled 9 = 9

    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:47 No.15499762
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    You guys are getting too antsy, I check posts when I say I check posts, like now.

    Last reroll, first letter of next post.
    >> Snapper Carr 07/07/11(Thu)01:47 No.15499767
    All those mental illnesses.

    This will be wonderful.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:48 No.15499773
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:49 No.15499784
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    That counts.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:50 No.15499793
    NOOOOO you've doomed us
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:51 No.15499811
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    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:52 No.15499814
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:52 No.15499817
    This is going surprisingly well.
    >> Snapper Carr 07/07/11(Thu)01:52 No.15499820
    B! -4 STR COME ON.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:54 No.15499832
    Why dont you stream this?
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:54 No.15499835
    So we're gonna be a cutebold?
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:55 No.15499842
    Come on, OP Stream this shit somewhere.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:55 No.15499843
    It works better as images, IMO. This way, we can save the images and look back on them.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:55 No.15499846
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    And that concludes the spinning part of our program. On to the part you've all been waiting for...

    If you want me to, give me somewhere to stream it and I'll give it a shot.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:57 No.15499860
    Name: Draxissa
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:58 No.15499876

    She must be Coxanne de la Fuerte!
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)01:59 No.15499881
    Beardnanda Montalbeard
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:03 No.15499916
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    Alright, that's enough letting you guys wait, I can't stand it.

    And... oh.

    Oh my.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:05 No.15499939

    >Esthesiomania - Insanity with sensory hallucinations

    You're just gonna be laying around hallucinating you're being dommed by a kid.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:06 No.15499950
    >Sexual Masochism

    So we're going shopping for a loli dominatrix?
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:07 No.15499954
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    I don't know, though, it might not count.

    Says here that kobolds don't get it. How does that work?
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:07 No.15499955
    rolled 19 = 19

    >esthesiomania, insanity with sensory hallucinations

    So it's an insane, pedo, machochist, kobald with a lot of common sense.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:09 No.15499988
    That's from the FATAL PDF, by the way.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:10 No.15499999
    rolled 26 = 26

    >Says here that kobolds don't get it. How does that work?

    roll for another mental illness?
    >> Snapper Carr 07/07/11(Thu)02:10 No.15500003
    Sadly the generator comes up with a name for you.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:10 No.15500010
    I saw on a search thing that the original is free to distribute unedited.
    Does anyone know where I might be able to download it from.
    I kind of want to read it ... it's like a trainwreck.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:11 No.15500017
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    Alright, highest d20 in the next 3 posts that roll a d20.

    We'll deal with that when we come to it.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:11 No.15500021
    It's like a trainwreck, but you're part of it. The further you read, the more grievous and horrible wounds are inflicted on your psyche.

    Be sure to keep a Therapist on speed dial.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:12 No.15500028
    I may do this.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:13 No.15500042
    rolled 2 = 2

    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:13 No.15500046
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:13 No.15500048
    rolled 1 = 1

    infant pedo.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:13 No.15500050
    rolled 14 = 14


    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:14 No.15500055
    rolled 12 = 12

    >> Snapper Carr 07/07/11(Thu)02:14 No.15500058
    rolled 20 = 20

    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:14 No.15500060
    Oh I'm already partway there. Thats why I'm so curious. I'm not so debased as to actually want to play this. I hate clunky platforms.

    >I read that as keep a The Rapist on hand for instance.

    Someone said PDF... My google eludes me. Where should I look for this fine publication?
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:14 No.15500062
    >> Snapper Carr 07/07/11(Thu)02:14 No.15500068

    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:17 No.15500098
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    I would take this, but I can't be sure it's 1d20. No, really.

    So >>15500055 wins, technically.

    Pubescent female kobold in FATAL lands. Hoo boy.
    >> Snapper Carr 07/07/11(Thu)02:19 No.15500116
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:21 No.15500128
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    I don't know how good an idea it would be to actually random this, guys.

    Still, whatever you guys want, best d20 out of the first three d20s THAT I CAN TELL ARE d20s.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:22 No.15500143
    rolled 11 = 11

    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:22 No.15500144
    rolled 15 = 15

    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:22 No.15500145
    rolled 1 = 1

    Yes, randomize them.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:22 No.15500148
    rolled 16 = 16

    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:22 No.15500150
    rolled 4 = 4


    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:22 No.15500154
    rolled 6 = 6

    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:22 No.15500156
    rolled 6 = 6

    Do it
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:23 No.15500162
    Welcome to /d/!
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:24 No.15500176
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    Seven. Seven posts in one minute about this. I have never seen /tg/ post that fast.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:26 No.15500184
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    Moving on, then.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:27 No.15500196
    anyone knows how to stream this?
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:28 No.15500204
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    Forgot that there weren't modifiers applied yet...

    Gonna be an ugly kobold...
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:29 No.15500205
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    I found it ... there's a chart for urination..
    My god .. I can see forever....

    >Will I dream?
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:29 No.15500208
    rolled 4 = 4

    You could stream on justin.tv or livestream
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:32 No.15500250

    What's the point in a stream? This way it can be safely saved in some archive for future reference.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:33 No.15500260
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    Jesus, was I hit by a truck?
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:33 No.15500264
    Only of anuses of infinite circumference.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:34 No.15500270
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    This thread.

    Pic related, it has never been more fucking literally true.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:34 No.15500271
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    >the dick head is severed at the dick neck
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:34 No.15500272
    dear fucking god
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:35 No.15500280
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    Oh, here comes the HARD STATS.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:36 No.15500286
    >Female character
    >-44 STR

    Is god in this thread, or something?
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:37 No.15500293
    >-44 STR
    Finally, an RPG that properly represents the strength of women.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:37 No.15500297
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    pound that groin pound it good
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:38 No.15500299
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    To be fair, she IS a kobold. They're none too tough.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:39 No.15500307
    Yeah, but that number is just too damn fortuitous
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:39 No.15500308
    >-10 Int
    Women, amirite or amirite?
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:39 No.15500311
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:40 No.15500313
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    And the moment you've all been waiting for...
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:40 No.15500316
    aforementioned urination chart ... this all seems needlessly complicated

    Like one of those games where you have to roll to see if you avoid chopping your head off when you shave in the morning.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:40 No.15500320

    A warning.

    A warning of things man was not meant to see, not meant to...to understand. To try to know? Ha. Hehhehmmm. They mustn't repeat our mistakes. Rerolls? We should never have rolled to begin with. We were playing God with Satan's dice.

    We...we leave this as our marker. This is how deep we went, how far we searched. If you're reading this, then...I'm sorry. It might be too late for you. It wasn't just a game, and, and, ha, the line, THE LINE IN THE SAND! It would...be best, just this time, for us to go no further.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:41 No.15500327
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:41 No.15500328
    Like that's a bad thing? We can start a drug smuggling ring with those kinds of stats.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:42 No.15500330
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    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:42 No.15500333
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    Oops, not quite.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:43 No.15500340
    >white kobloid with hair
    >> Snapper Carr 07/07/11(Thu)02:43 No.15500342
    >1% chance of death for testicle squishing

    ... What?
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:43 No.15500347
    >Most attractive feature: Crotch

    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:44 No.15500350
    >Most attractive feature
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:44 No.15500352
    bulging milky fish eyes, fuck year
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:44 No.15500357
    >most attractive: crotch
    >most repulsive: eyes

    I'm fucking dying here
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:45 No.15500358
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    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:45 No.15500359
    Spells at a glance
    Against Menstruation
    Magic Points: 8
    Discipline: Water
    Range: The dung of an ass
    Area: 1 woman
    Duration 1 week
    Chant: None
    Ingredients: Ass's dung
    Ritual: You should fumigate a woman with an ass's dung when she is menstruating. She Stops.
    Description: Casting this spell will cause a woman to stop menstruating. All of the ass's dung must be used for the spell to be effective.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:45 No.15500365

    No. This is a game where you fail to avoid chopping your head off while shaving in the morning, but somehow stab out your left lower floating rib instead of hitting your face. Then you try to cast a spell to fix it, but you cast it wrong and start uncontrollably ejaculating blood. Panicking, you sit down to staunch the bleeding, and your stool slides into your cavernous rectum, which tears. You die of blood loss shortly thereafter.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:45 No.15500366
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    >most attractive feature....crotch
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:45 No.15500371
    >Most hideous feature: Eyes
    S'okay we'll be wearing our safety goggles most of the time anyway. Cos we're sensible and shit.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:47 No.15500379
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    >Ritual: You should fumigate a woman with an ass's dung when she is menstruating. She Stops.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:48 No.15500389
    >donkey shit
    >Wonder how he got the shi-
    >No i dont. nevermind.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:49 No.15500391
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    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:49 No.15500395
    >>silvery white skin
    >>curly light brown hair
    >>attractive crotch

    can you imagine this silvery white kobold vagina?
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:49 No.15500401
    S-should we get a drawfag in here...
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:50 No.15500405
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    >Areola Hue: Difficult to Identify
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:50 No.15500408
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    Bestow Sniffles
    Level: 1
    MP: 8
    Discipline: Fire
    Area: 1 creature
    Duration: 3 rounds to an exponential power equal to level of the caster .
    Description: Casting this spell causes a creature to experience their sinuses draining. The target creature must be touched successfully. If the target creature resists being touched...
    ... Watery snot will drip from the nose of the target creature for the duration of the spell. The rate of dripping is a number of drips per round equal to the level of the caster.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:50 No.15500410
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:50 No.15500411

    Jesus, thanks a lot.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:50 No.15500415
    your kabold can take more in the ass than in the cooch.

    i found this humerous, but considering she only has 4. in in depth anything that wide would only support the tip
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:51 No.15500418
    Holy fucking shit. Gentlemen, we HAVE to play this character. I hereby issue a call for FATALquest, to be begun at a date reached via group consensus.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:51 No.15500421
    she has a bigger anus then vagina, and with a debauchery score of 100, she's down for anything you can think of sexually. tie that with her pedophilla...WTF FATAL!!!!
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:52 No.15500427
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    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:53 No.15500433
    >she shoves childrens heads into her ass.

    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:53 No.15500436

    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:54 No.15500445
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    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:54 No.15500448
    oh shit, Shota preference incoming
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:54 No.15500450
    sure if we can stomach the contents of the 977 page book of urine charts. im sure there is also a defecation chart...
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:55 No.15500454
    So this kobold with a silvery white, pretty vagina also has nipples that are only slightly pink on her B cup breasts.

    She's also covering her eyes because she doesn't want you to look

    Debauchery 100
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:55 No.15500456
    I doubt the mods would let us FATALquest, and that would also mean we need a GM, and probly more PC's, which means we have to do this even more. but on second thought I'm having so much fun here that I wouldn't mind.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:55 No.15500457
    >She wont see me comeing then.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:55 No.15500458
    Or not. An immoral pedo, who'd-a thunk it?
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:57 No.15500470
    >libido: over 9000
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:57 No.15500471
    >Oh fuck what am I reading... my hands are moving on their own.

    Contraceptive Spell
    Level: 3
    MP: 24
    Discipline: Earth
    Range: Touch
    Area: A woman's genitals
    Duration: Number of yearas of sterility according to the nubmer of seeds used.
    Ingredients: Bittervech seeds, frog, seed of henbane, mare's milk, nasal mucus of a cow, grains of barley, leather skin made from a fawn, mulehide skin
    Ritual: Take as many bittervetch seeds as you want for the number of years you wish to remain sterile. Steep them in the menses of a mensturating woman. Let them steep in her own genitals. And take a frog that is alive and throw the seeds into it's mouth so that the frog swallows them, and release the frog alive at the place where you captured him. And take a seed of henbane, steep it in mare's milk; and take the nasal mucus of a cow, with grains of barley, put these into a leather skin made from a fawn and on the outside bind it up with the mulehide skin and attatch it as an amulet during the waning of th emoon. Mix in also with the barley grains cerumen from the ear of a mule.
    Description: Casting this spell prevents pregnancy
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:57 No.15500473
    Yeah, the mods would probably throw a shitfit. Are there any forums that would allow FATALquest?
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:57 No.15500474
    What is the of a baby head?
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:57 No.15500475
    >> Glassberg Never 07/07/11(Thu)02:59 No.15500484
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    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:59 No.15500485
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)02:59 No.15500486
    can we roll more characters?
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)03:00 No.15500492
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    Not as fun sounding as mental conditions. Best of first 3 d20s says if we reroll.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)03:01 No.15500499
    >Tentacles and huge dicks everywhere.

    mmmm. nah
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)03:01 No.15500502
    Detection .. a summary
    >Melancholic Temperament
    >Phlegmatic Temperament
    >Sanguine Temperament
    >Surface Thoughts
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)03:01 No.15500503
    reroll 3 times!
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)03:01 No.15500504
    rolled 14 = 14

    Nah, another character
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)03:02 No.15500509
    rolled 16 = 16

    Why the hell not. A debauched LG pedo would be interesting.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)03:02 No.15500513
    rolled 12 = 12

    unnutah charatua
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)03:03 No.15500519
    >It has temperments

    Hmm. Thats intresting.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)03:04 No.15500532
    New Char

    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)03:04 No.15500535
    Minority wins on this it seems, which do I reroll?
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)03:04 No.15500539
    Develop Breasts
    level 2
    MP 16
    1 mammal
    Casting this spell causes the breasts of target creature to develop. The target creature must be touched successfully ...
    ... This spell may be cast on any mammal --- male or female, young or old. The effects of this spell increase the breasts of target creature equivalent of 1 cup size. However there is no guarantee that they will be perky. For instance the nipples may aim at the ground.
    If male breasts are developed, then he will not gain muscle, nor breast milk, but the fatty deposits of the chest will augment. Reducing bodily atractiveness and others may be more likely to mock the male's breasts.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)03:04 No.15500540
    all of it
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)03:05 No.15500547
    Ethicality and Morality
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)03:08 No.15500575
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    Decided to randomly roll a character of my own and I got this.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)03:09 No.15500579
    >Why god?

    Ejaculate Poison
    Level 2
    MP 16
    Range touch
    Area Testicles of touched target createure
    Description: This spell only works on males. Upon successful contact, the next time thee target creature ejaculates, normal sperm will not spew forth from his Manhood, but poison. The entire load of magical poison will cause 1 IP or LP of poison damage per caster level to whatever it touches,. If the semen is ingested by a female, then she must pass a Health sub ability check of TH 14 or die

    See also Ejaculate Acid and Ejaculate Blood
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)03:10 No.15500584
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    Whoops, sorry guys, I messed up and hit space too many times. I want to say it was 70 Ethicality and 1 morality, I'll check when it's over what it says in the .txt.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)03:11 No.15500591
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    >>15500575 again
    This is interesting...keep in mind the characters debauchery score is also 100.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)03:13 No.15500610
    Whoa whoa whoa, hold the goddamn phone here.

    Her blue-grey eyes are her most repulsive feature, more so than her yellow, gnarled teeth.

    What in the FUCK do her eyes look like!?
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)03:13 No.15500617
    like gazing into the eyes of Cthulu.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)03:13 No.15500618
    Evil Sleep I
    Chant: none
    Evil Sleep II
    Chant: I call upon you who are in the empty air, you who are terrible, invisible, almighty, a god of gods, you who cause destruction and desoluation, you who hate a stable household, you who were driven out and have roamed foreign lands, you who shatter everything and are undefeated. I call upon you; I command your prophetic powers because i call upon your authoritative name to which you cannot refuse to listen, IO ERBETH IO PAKERBETH IO BOLCHOSETH IO PATATHNAX IO SOR IO NEBOUTOSOUALETH AKTIOPHIERESCHIGAL NEBUTOSOALETH ABERAMENTHOOULERTHEXANAXETHERLUOTHENEMAREBA AEMINA. Come to me and go and strike him down, (speak the name of the man or woman to be affected) with chills and fever. That very character has wronged me and he (or she) has spilled the blood in his (or her) own house. For this reason I am doing this.

    Evil Sleep III
    Chant: None
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)03:14 No.15500622

    >allergic to mammals

    Fucking wow.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)03:14 No.15500623
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    It is very late where I live.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)03:14 No.15500624
    That's a lot of fucking work for giving someone a fever for 4 days ... I'm not even going to type out what they want you to do with the donkey's head for that one.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)03:14 No.15500625
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    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)03:16 No.15500633
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    I don't think I need to comment on this.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)03:18 No.15500645
    Swollen Testicles
    Force Fart
    Force Erection
    Force Ascention of Womb (WHAT THE FUCK?)
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)03:19 No.15500655
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    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)03:20 No.15500666
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    Could be worse.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)03:22 No.15500676
    Pestilential Penis
    Pestilential Pudenda

    Causes offspring formed by or in either to be born deformed or crippled

    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)03:22 No.15500681
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    And that's all she wrote, folks.

    I cannot be awake any longer.

    The c
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)03:24 No.15500698
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    What the fuck
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)03:24 No.15500701
    Random Dismbemberment
    "" Impaling
    "" Mangling

    These spells cause a random person in a large area to be horribly fucked up.
    These I can kind of get behind. I would use these.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)03:27 No.15500713
    The full and detailed character information is available at Pastebin, with /hKg6Nbaq

    Good night.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)03:28 No.15500728
    Rend Asunder
    This spell causes 1d4 THOUSAND X 10 IP or LP worth of objects / creatures to be torn to pieces and scattered
    Range 2,000 per level of caster
    Level 6 ...

    >makes Dnd wizards seem like poncy faggots
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)03:31 No.15500748
    Just because, here's the character I generated the pastesbin is /BUZ9aFMs
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)03:34 No.15500760
    Magical Household Items
    >Jar of Jacking-Off: Whenever a male opens this jar, they must pass a drive check or becompelled to force their Manhood into the jar. Once inside the jar will inexplicably grip it firmly and jerk it to completion even against the will of the opener. Upon completion, the cummer must roll 3d10. If the results are 03-08, then the jar becomes pregnant.
    if the jar is pregnant then it will not allow itself to be opened again, but will care for the fetus within which will be heard screaming by others within 1d100 ft day and night. After 9 months of fetal torture the child will be born and the jar will break.
    If the jar is broken during pregnancy then the dying and twitching fetus will explode after 1d6 rounds of twitching.
    When born the baby will be unethical immoral and will serve the father loyally, will obsessively collect jars and seem to be male but have no manhood, but oversized testicles which can never ejaculate. Therefore, this child will be forever frustrated.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)03:34 No.15500761

    So 8 inches deep but 19 inches in circumference, just what goes into that vagina? Manhole covers?
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)03:35 No.15500763
    I'm terrified, but I almost want to try creating a character. Just to see how far I can get.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)03:36 No.15500768
    Thanks to this thread, I downloaded the FATAL character generator and now plan to use it for my random NPC creation.

    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)03:38 No.15500775
    That's .18 inches, not 8 inches
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)03:49 No.15500815
    Fucking wizard rape jars!!
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)03:57 No.15500859
    >Age 0
    >Unhappily Married
    Marital status confirmed for bugged.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)04:18 No.15500964
    I don't see a .

    Fetus fuck fetus fuck it's awwwwwwwwwright
    >> newdog15 !iY.gz4t4uI 07/07/11(Thu)07:29 No.15501921
    Bumping just to preserve this thread for the dubious enjoyment of the daytime crowd.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)08:01 No.15501995
    why is this a thing
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)08:34 No.15502072
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    Your sacrifice for the advancement of human knowledge is appreciated, anon.
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)09:27 No.15502313
    So these is the kind of things I miss on /tg/ at night eh? Did the guy who made this game really think he could market something like this!?!
    >> Anonymous 07/07/11(Thu)09:29 No.15502325
    >>This thread.
    This thread is certainly...eh...erm...well i dunno, but it certainly is a thread.

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