rolled 46 = 46

DOORFORGED

OP here, I'll go with warforged if no one else rolls.

rolled 80 = 80

Succubus

>assuming temporary name

>>15391469
Well, that would surely make things interesting!
Somthing I forgot, the character is Neutral Good, how would you justify him being with a succubus? Maybe she was sent to "corrupt" him?

>>15391479
she's in disguise maby?

rolled 96 = 96

Half-Golem.

The other half is Fey, with limited powers due to the usage of iron for its golem half.

>>15391505
Awesome, but how would that even work?

rolled 81 = 81

Let's keep it simple. Human.`

>>15391521
I love you a little

>>15391503
It could work, maybe she was sent to his magic academy as a spy; the need to maintain her disguise would also force her to limit the usage of her powers, to not overplay the wizard

>>15391505
Now that I think about it, maybe he was created in a crazy experiment?

rolled 37 = 37

>>15391540
6,000,000gp Fairyman, basically.

Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the magic. We have the capability to build the world's half-golem Fey. Set Vve A'yo Stin will be that Fey. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster. But all I have is this iron.

>>15391578
I fucking love this.
Screw the class rolling, let's develop this awesome badass.
Maybe he was the head of the magic academy, mortally wounded after a fight against an evil wizard?

rolled 15 = 15

A chair, polymorphed into a human woman.

rolled 98 = 98

Let's not get carried away. How about we let /tg/ at random decide the class. I'll roll Artificer. He could have even developed techniques used in his own operation.

>>15391603
Unrelated to the thread, once a party I was DM'ing met a werestool.
One of them got bite and infected.

rolled 29 = 29

>>15391621
>98

Alright, maybe we can get carried away.

>>15391621
Artificer sounds convincing, and with your roll I'm pretty sure that's what he'll end up being...
Ok guys, roll for your class, see if you can beat this anon!

What kind of Fey particularly? Isn't Fey more of a creature type than a race?

rolled 91 = 91

lolpaladin

rolled 80 = 80

The dice in this thread are crazy.

So, let's try Druid just to see how the dice feel about it.

rolled 93 = 93

Bionic Man was an astronaut/pilot, right? What kind of class would reflect that?

Ok, we have three rolls and artificer is still winning, even if the dice gods are showing a particular benevolence to this thread; two other rolls and we'll be done with his class

rolled 90 = 90

BARBARIAN

rolled 19 = 19

What the hell. These rolls are ridiculous.

Bard. It's a /tg/ favorite.

Looks like Artificer, indeed. What's next?

Aaaaaaand we're done, artificer still large and in charge!
What started as a nameless npc became an important NPC... But what level should he be, guys?
As usual, 1d100, five rolls, highest wins!

rolled 58 = 58

All of the levels.

rolled 42 = 42

I haven't actually played DnD, so I don't know whereabout the power scale the levels are... so 5.

rolled 57 = 57

-3

rolled 27 = 27

Eight.

>>15391769
Levels go from 1 to 20, after that you become epic

rolled 30 = 30

He transcends natural level progression. He is the 6,000,000 level man.

rolled 98 = 98

13, considering his luck with horrible accidents.

rolled 70 = 70

Level 5 support from me.

rolled 34 = 34

>>15391797
98, considering that's a recurring number in this thread!

>>15391797
And 13 is!
Now, what has made him what he is now?
He got mortally injured after a fight? Lust for power? Boredom?
Your choice, /tg/: write it and roll.

rolled 96 = 96

>>15391816
Another crazy experiment. He artifice...d some sort of high-speed aerial vehicle then tried to pilot it.

He didn't do so well at it.

rolled 53 = 53

A challenge issued by a wizard to prove his artifacts were capable of comparing to spells.

rolled 64 = 64

He fell down some stairs. Ain't that right?

rolled 95 = 95

His magic workshop can fly.

He can't.

rolled 78 = 78

lolpaladin?

rolled 79 = 79

He did it to himself intentionally, so he could apply his theory in practice.

>>15391827
I like this.

So fare we have:
Half-fey/Half-golem
Artificer 13
Become like this to save his own life after a failed experiment; the aircraift he was trying to create lacked the air- part.

How does he act towards the players? He's friendly, tries to warn them from his own errors? He's a dick? He runs around humming "Iron Man"?
ROLL, FUCKERS

rolled 27 = 27

Torn limb-from-limb by apes.

rolled 55 = 55

He's an all-American hero, an ace pilot (when his crafts function), heroic, charismatic, handsome, heroic, a genius with magic (most of the time), and heroic as well.

rolled 90 = 90

Crazy bastard. Doesn't know what he's saying half the time, probably has his brain addled by all that iron.

rolled 1 = 1

An angry, bitter shell of a man, who reacts violently to any and all attention to his "condition".

rolled 57 = 57

He must drain magic energy to keep his body functioning.

He acts like Dracula.

rolled 75 = 75

He was a craftsman, he remains a craftsman, and he'll not let any little thing like a devastating crash and near fatal injury put a stop to his work.

rolled 43 = 43

He's a ladies man. "It" is customizable, for the accommodation and pleasure of all possible partners.

>>15391968
Awesome, awesome; an once happy and social fey transformed into an angry and blatering machine.

But, /tg/, obviously he's quite powerful... But how does he fight? He buffs himself and charges ahead? He provides artillery fire with in-built weapons? He charms the enemy to turn on his side?
Roll it, gentlemens.

rolled 26 = 26

He never says anything. Ever.

It's not certain if he refuses to speak, or is incapable due to his augmentations.

rolled 82 = 82

>>15392013
His body is the magical-weapon equivalent of a swiss-army knife. All sorts of tools and enchanted trinkets hide inside his iron, ready to be dispensed and in-turn dispense all flavors of magical devastation.

rolled 5 = 5

Plain swordsman, with a plain sword, backed only by magically-enhanced golem-strength.

rolled 73 = 73

>>15392013
>>15391901
He has enhanced his body to be capable of flight. For the most part, his opponents have not. He either pulls them up and lets gravity take care of them, or simply lands on them from above.

rolled 67 = 67

Armguns.

rolled 76 = 76

He can infuse his opponents gear with magic power, transforming their own weapons into tools of his will, and direct them to fight against their former masters.

rolled 90 = 90

His arms shoot off, with chains attached to his elbows.

rolled 22 = 22

He doesn't fight. He has constructs to fight for him.

>>15392068
That's... cool, I'd say. Grapple attack from 30 feets, here I come!
Now, let's shape the world around him; we've said that, when he was just a simple fey, he was the head of a magic academy... What sort of academy is this?

rolled 50 = 50

>>15392099
Seems likely it'd be one more focused on the creation of magic items than on the actual usage of magic.

rolled 30 = 30

>>15392099
An elite, young man-wizard boarding school. Beards are mandatory.

rolled 75 = 75

Elementary school. Teaching the fundamentals differences of fire and water to adolescent magi.

rolled 26 = 26

Wizard college. The class studies are not primarily magic focused, it's got math, history, literature, but the student body is just primarily magic.

rolled 53 = 53

>>15392099
A fey-only school, very exclusive, very expensive.

rolled 64 = 64

A Hogwarts-alike.

>>15392134
We have a winner!
Apparently, back in the days our Fey golem was the head teacher of an elementary school, where young promising students studied the basics of magic.
How did his students (and the other teachers) react to his change of nature, both physical and mental?

rolled 59 = 59

It's a hovel in the woods. It calls out to mages with nowhere else and they come, not because they know its there, but because they feel it.

rolled 37 = 37

>>15392186
He's technically still employed by the school, albeit not as the headmaster any longer, and he just isn't scheduled to teach any classes at this time of year. Or later in the year... or next year...

rolled 83 = 83

They let him continue as headmaster, he still comes in, they go along with what he says, it's all delightful good fun. He's not the bad sort of crazy, they think, more a visionary.

rolled 98 = 98

Dropped him immediately. Who wants some "thing" like that near the impressionable young wizards?

rolled 60 = 60

He's less "teacher" and more "subject" now. The classes learn about him, instead of from him.

>>15392219
thats going to be an really awesome character

>>15392219
Ok.
He was an important Fey, the founder of an important magic elementary school and an inventor; during one of his experiments, namely the creation of a fast and stable aircraft, he got horribly wounded, and was forced to "patch" his wounds with magically imbued iron, making him something between what he used to be and a golem.
This modified radically his psyche, transforming what once was an happy and gentle fey into a crazy and horrible machine.
Being an embodiment of how distructive failures with magic are, he has been dropped out of the school.
How did he react to this?

also, excuse me for any typing error, repetitions, grammar fucks up, etc; I'm basically writing stuff on the fly, and english isn't my main language.

rolled 86 = 86

>>15392270
He didn't give a damn about the school anymore.

rolled 94 = 94

>>15392270
He seems convinced he still works there, they've just gave him a generous vacation.

rolled 98 = 98

>>15392270
Tried to destroy it.

He succeeded.

>>15392332
98, 98 everywhere.

rolled 62 = 62

>>15392270
He doesn't know what you're talking about. He was an astronaut! TO THE MOOOON!

rolled 69 = 69

>>15392270
He still regularly goes to the school. They've attempted to stop him several times, but it's futile and they've come to realize as much. They just sort of cower now.

>>15392332
thats going to be a sad story he will be telling

>>15391621
>>15391797
>>15392219
>>15392332
You're gonna need to incorporate "98" into this guy somehow. It's evidently an important number.

>>15392332
When they refused to let him work anymore as head teacher, he got mad: entering in a state that could only be described as berserker rage, he killed every single teacher that dared to stand against him, basically destroying the school in his fury.
What happened to the students?

>>15392374
He could just have it engraved on his chest. Why? He's not sure himself anymore.

>>15392385
maybe a 98% chance of dieing while being made into a FEYGOLEM

rolled 64 = 64

>>15392383
LET CLASS BEGIN.
LESSON ONE: ON THE USAGE OF THE DECEASED AS COMPONENTS FOR SPELL CRAFTING

rolled 19 = 19

>>15392383
He taught them until he got too insane. Then he just left them to their own devices.

>>15392398
He's crazy, so he can just be obsessed with the number.

rolled 68 = 68

>>15392383
Free Ice Cream! Let's all go to Dairy Monarch!

>>15392402
whats wrong with you /tg/ guys?
everyone who suggests horrible stuff rolls high

rolled 25 = 25

>>15392383
LET'S SEE HOW HALF-GOLEMIZATION AFFECTS OTHER RACES.

Even if we aren't done with the character, I want to congratulate with everyone of you elegan/tg/entlemen. Everything you do turns to magic.

rolled 62 = 62

>>15392409
Have him justify his actions by yelling out 98 when questioned.
>Why did you do this?
>98.

As for the students, class was directed by our Feyman here, sorry, the teachers have all left today.

rolled 95 = 95

>>15392383
He left them. Even being half-golem and half-insane, he couldn't bring himself to harm them.

For the d'aww factor.

rolled 96 = 96

He sends the students home, never letting them realize what happened to the teachers, then destroys the building.

Hey >>15392417, seems you were wrong.
>>15392438
>>15392441

rolled 66 = 66

>>15392441
And there's the third 96 of the thread.

Why?

>>15392450

At least it wasn't the fifth 98.

rolled 99 = 99

KILL THEM ALL

(If I get a 98...)

rolled 65 = 65

>>15392468
No! You bastard, why!?

rolled 31 = 31

>>15392468
You son of a bitch.

Trying to counter that with sparing them. DICE GODS, HAVE MERCY.

rolled 51 = 51

>>15392468
Rolling to counter this roll.

>>15392468

I hate you right now.

rolled 67 = 67

>>15392468
COUNTERROLL.

rolled 22 = 22

>>15392468
Fuck, someone has to get the 100 to stop this.

rolled 20 = 20

>>15392468
Oh for fuck's sake. No. No. Just no.

rolled 99 = 99

>>15392468
Someone, ANYONE, stop him!

rolled 65 = 65

>>15392489
ALMOST THERE BRO. YOU MANAGED TO STOP HIM, NOW WE NEED TO ROLL A HUNDRED TO MAKE SURE WE HAVE WON.

rolled 15 = 15

>>15392489
EXCELLENT! Have a showdown, both of you reroll to see who's post survives!

rolled 47 = 47

>>15392495
Rolling again for total destruction.

>>15392495
The OP should just use the next highest roll, since those two nullify each other.

And you just know the jackass will roll higher.

>>15392468
>>15392489
Block eachother.
Highest roll of the next five wins.

rolled 31 = 31

>>15392495
>>15392504
COUNTERrolling for salvation!

rolled 39 = 39

Eat shit faggots!

rolled 77 = 77

He left them alone in his last few moments of sanity.

rolled 55 = 55

>>15392495
>>15392504
Recounterrolling!

rolled 36 = 36

>>15392507
FOR LIFE, and glory!

It appears we have triumphed over the murderous jackass, gentlemen. TO MERCY!

rolled 38 = 38

>>15392511
And we have a victor.

>>15392511
So, in the middle of his rage, he had a lucid moment and spared the lives of his loved students, and abandoned the - now destroyed - school.
What is he doing now?

rolled 73 = 73

He made them into little fey-golem magi robot citizens.

rolled 99 = 99

>>15392523
Wanders around, hobo-style, randomly beginning "Class" in the middle of various towns. Your player is his new "star student".

rolled 83 = 83

>>15392523
What he's doing depends on how he is, and how he is is crazy. Thus, there is no pattern. Sometimes, during the rare moments when he can think clearly, he teaches people, as he used to. Usually, he just wanders around doing anything.

>>15392534
Aaaand it seems that's that. Well that was quick.
At least no one has to counter that.

rolled 30 = 30

>Three 99s
>Four 98s
>Three 96s
>One 95

This thread is magic.

>>15392534
Man, I can't believe that we managed to relate it to my player.
This is cool. Definitely cool.
We still don't have a name for him, guys! Roll for it, and please, make it at least semi serious.

>>15392549
everytime I make a thread, strange shit seems to happen.

rolled 51 = 51

>>15392583
Kashratan, once known as Kae'shal.

rolled 30 = 30

>>15392583
Sevet Auntis

rolled 28 = 28

Thas'velan, before he became what he is. Now it's just Thas.

Also known as 98.

Sorry, had to.

rolled 47 = 47

>>15392583
Monn Ga'Vard.

rolled 34 = 34

>>15392583
Orryias (Or-ee-eye-ahs)

rolled 35 = 35

Yvalith of Iron.

rolled 90 = 90

>>15392583
Nyehn Tiayte

rolled 70 = 70

>>15392600
>>15392606
>>15392612
>>15392617
>>15392621
>>15392629

Those are some weak rolls, gaiz.
How about Thelivan?

rolled 85 = 85

>>15392633
Bastard.

Looks like he's called 98, but let's try to spell it more sensibly.

rolled 95 = 95

>>15392633
>>15392644
That's a bit tortured of a reference. Let's let the 98 thing be a bit more subtle, please.

For a name: Acarus the Dull Iron

rolled 87 = 87

Vasheras

>>15392672
Acarus the Dull Iron, huh? Seems cool, but "Acaro" means "mite" in my language.
Should I still go with it?

rolled 99 = 99

>>15392672

Nove Oito subtle enough for you?
Just kidding.

>>15392706

Goddomot.

rolled 24 = 24

>>15392701
>>15392706
Apparently, no you shouldn't.

rolled 29 = 29

>>15392701
It was supposed to be an "Icarus" thing, since he crashed. How about Iysarius

>>15392706
Heh. Taking this for shit and giggles.
Now, now... what is his warcry?

rolled 54 = 54

>>15392726
>>15392706
Well, not that it matters.

rolled 82 = 82

>>15392731
LET THIS BE A LESSON TO YOU!

>>15392726
I use my authority do declare his name Lysarius Nove Oito.

rolled 44 = 44

>>15392731
NINETY EIGHT!!!

rolled 42 = 42

>>15392731
"You have been a bad student! Punishment 98 for you!"

rolled 96 = 96

>>15392741
Well, I meant it as a capital i, for the Icarus thing.

rolled 97 = 97

>ITT: 98 jokes.
Instead, I propose we go with a teacher joke. Combined with the fact that he was a scholar.

WITNESS THE POWER OF KNOWLEDGE!

rolled 75 = 75

>>15392754
BEST WARCRY EVER

Considering his arms, a Scorpion reference should work: "GET OVER HERE!"

rolled 81 = 81

>>15392766
Finally, this silliness was getting tiresome.

rolled 30 = 30

>>15392766
It would be funnier if you got a 98.

rolled 34 = 34

>>15392766
First 97 of the topic, at least.

We need a 100.

>>15392768
Cool, cool.
Also, now his name is Iysarius Nove Oito.

>>15392766
I'm also using this.

He is definitely a nice character.
But, what about his past... How did he end up as the head teacher of an academy?

rolled 26 = 26

>>15392818
By being a badass Artificer, quite simply.

rolled 94 = 94

>>15392818
Nepotism. He's related to a powerful political figure.

rolled 33 = 33

>>15392818
>>15392869
He's a talented Artificer, a good teacher, but a horrible administrator. He was working for the school, when his cousin decided his position was too lowly and engineered his promotion. It was partially due to the stress that he began his more daring work.

rolled 85 = 85

He fought the previous headmaster in a duel, proving his artifacts to be superior to the wizard's spells.

rolled 18 = 18

He was awesome enough to be chosen as the head teacher by everyone else.

rolled 87 = 87

There was a raffle.

rolled 29 = 29

He won it in a game of cards.
Wizard cards.

>>15392893
>>15392869
I'm taking these two together.
Anyone cares enough to make a little summary? I'm not too sure about my writing skill, I don't want to fuck something up.

And now, guy, the most important thing... What is he gonna teach to the player?

rolled 40 = 40

>>15392991
How to get bitches.

rolled 5 = 5

>>15392991
Why, artifice... though his ideas are quite off by the standards of most people, given that his mind works in a way most do not. What he perceives as perfectly normal others may find... disturbing.

rolled 39 = 39

>>15392991
The fundamentals of magic. The very, very basics, like he's teaching a toddler.

rolled 43 = 43

>>15393034
As expected, the boring idea rolled low.

The art of self-improvement.
And by self-improvement I mean self-half-golemization.

rolled 94 = 94

>>15392991
How to carefully maintain iron limbs. Rust is a bitch.

rolled 37 = 37

>>15392991
He teaches him how to live. His own life is beyond salvation, but he can make sure others manage to live to their fullest.

rolled 99 = 99

How to fly this miraculous, totally-safe, not-at-all dangerous magic aircraft I just made.

>>15393076
Aaaand we have a winner!

>>15393057
Heh, I can see this working.
Well guys, I'm out of ideas... So, let's roll for something strange.
Choose a question, and roll for it.
Other have to answer the question that got the highest roll.

>>15393076
Even better. Damnit I love you.

rolled 16 = 16

Did he repair himself or was he assisted after his crash?

rolled 99 = 99

Is his golem part elegant, or crude?

rolled 40 = 40

>>15393112
This, guys.
I vote for a crude amass of junk.

rolled 13 = 13

He was a charming man, combined with his skills as an artificer, which let him climb the ladder and grab headmaster after many years there.

rolled 48 = 48

>>15393112
Elegant.

rolled 45 = 45

>>15393112

He used parts of the aircraft. So a bit on the crude side, but not terrible looking, since it fits together.

rolled 34 = 34

>>15393112

He didn't have much time to fix himself after the accident, so he just used whatever. Probably even some parts of the vehicle. However, over time he did his best to make it look better. With varying results.

rolled 95 = 95

>>15393112
I'd say it's pretty crude. People near death can't be choosers.

Please OP return to us with stories and archive it

I'm archiving the thread on suptg right now.
I'll write a summary in a moment

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/15391375/

Here's the archived thread

rolled 8 = 8

>>15393240
You dun derp't on the tags. S'fine, though. Happens to the best of us.

rolled 88 = 88

>>15393112
Crude, yet stylistic. He originally used parts of his fallen craft, so they match, and has refined them as time went on as best he could.

>>15393250
Shit, sorry for that; it's the first time I archive something.

Anyway, I might get away from pc any moment now, I don't think I'll be able to write the summary.

rolled 12 = 12

I could probably have gone cruder, I suppose. What do Fey usually look like, really? I think I went too elvish.

Notable rolling statistics:
Lowest roll = 1
Highest roll = 99
Most rolled = 99
Total = 7735
Total rolls = 133
Average = 58
1-9 = 4
10-19 = 8
20-29 = 15
30-39 = 20
40-49 = 12
50-59 = 12
60-69 = 13
70-79 = 11
80-89 = 14
90-99 = 28

90s-99s make up 21% of our rolls.
90s = 4
91s = 1
92s = 0
93s = 1
94s = 3
95s = 4
96s = 4
97s = 1
98s = 4
99s = 6

Other notable numbers are:
29s = 4
30s = 5
34s = 4

This thread is magic.

So, OP, when do you think we should be on the lookout for storytime regarding this collaborative character?