I'm sorry Sargent Scrambles, but you don't appear to adhere to the force organisation chart. Looks like the Necron Menace wins this time!

>>15330717
But i wanna PURGE!

fine, look there's two troops choices and the HQ is in reserve. now hurry, the necrons are touching all your stuff

>>15330923
Those bastards! Well then we'll juat touch all their stuff.

Scrambles, touch all of their junk... with your junk.

>>15330965
they don't seem to care for how their Resurrection orb is being treated

>>15331037
FLAWLESS VICTORY!

>i like where this thread is going

Sgt Scrambles! You've got one pissed off! now, throw a Pokeball!

or a Krak grenade, whichever is closer really.

>>15331069
Pokeball.

Use Ressurection orb as a pokeball and name it DICKS when you capture it

Sargent Scrambles isn't sure how this works, but it's probably Heresy and silly

>>15331171

lets check DICKS' type and moveset. he better not only know tail whip or shit

>>15331171
Scrambles, be the best like noone ever was.

>>15331184
seems pretty cool

>>15331260

Right then. Lets grind up a few levels on Tyranids.

Okay, DICKS! use METAL CLAW! on that Tomb Spider!

>Necron Pokemon
Best thread today, in less than 20 posts.

>>15331276
Blood angel Srgt and Necrons working together. feels good. feels right
>OP tries to save on paper because he's a poorfag

>>15331379
>OP forgets picture

>>15331397
>Fight
>Metal claw

>>15331397
OH SHIT ITS A RIPPER! WE ARE SO FUCKED RUN RUN RUN!!!

>>15331443
Our level is higher by a factr of THREE

Bug types do JACK SQU-

>>15331443

Calm down! we're ready for this: We've got a metric arseload of HP for a lvl 2 Poke'cron, (52 / 73? Seriously?) and we can allways count on using "We'll be back" to restore some of that lost HP. The Ripper's 5 levels over us, sure, but we're still in the baby leagues, if anything goes wrong, we'll run away...

>>15331487
Check that lazily shopped in 1 next to the 2 bro.

>>15331487
I was under the impression that DICKS was level 21.

FUCK YEAR METAL CLAW

>>15331541
That is one tough ass-ripper.

>>15331479
>I see what you did there and I like it .jpeg

Metal claw again

enemy Ripper used "Lick"

>>15331546
>tough ass-ripper
>tough-ass ripper
These things are very different!

>>15331633

>>15331622
The ripper looks more horrified about this than the pokeycron.

>>15331669
Indeed. Hopefully we don't get paralyzed

>>15331669
Of course it's horrified, it's licking DICKS.

Are we going to try and catch that Ripper?

>>15331693
YES WE ARE.

IT SHALL BE NAMED SKITTLES

Guys, if we are playing pokemon... and we are blood angels.... Who is our rival?

With the Ripper slayed the Tyranid Menace has been vanquished...wait was that what we were doing.

also you didn't have any extra Resurrection orbs to capture it

Poor Skittles.

>>15331721
Bury Skittles and Mourne his passing.

Mourn his death with the power of a thousand sons.

>>15331721

Now that the Tyranid menace is no more, we have no use for DICKS.

Put him down.

Skittles has seen the end of war. but victory was hard fought and the trauma has sapped most of dicks strength

>>15331754
Not with *the* thousand sons, mind you. Put DICKS back in his resserection orb, head to the pokecenter.

Skittles was Jewish?

also, have DICKS use We'll Be Back

>>15331775

Time to go to the nearest pokecron center!
Plus, sell some of our HOLY WEAPONS OF THE ASTARES and buy some more balls. We're not going to let any more xenos get away with mere death.

DICKS USED WE'LL BE BACK

Skittles has joined your party

>>15331783
Fun fact: the tyranids are orthodox Jews. Why do you think they've never been seen eating pigs?

God damnit OP, I was about to go to bed and then you made the best quest thread ever.

>>15331834
Check Skittles' move set.

>>15331834
Wait.....
MY GOD, WE NOW HAVE A RIPPER/NECRON HYBRID!

archive this shit guys

>>15331859
no time for that now. WBB didn't work all the way. if we can get him to the pokecron center in time...maybe. may the Emperor Protect

>>15331899
Don't let the flame on its tail go out!

Awe Shit, its this asshole

>>15331940
Turn cap backwards cause shit just got real.

>>15331940
Goddammit Wolf gary, WE DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS SHIT!

>feed his wolf a krak grenade

>>15331940
USE ITEM: POWERFEET
KICK HIM IN HIS FURRY ASS BALLS, WE AIN'T GOT TIME FOR HIS WOLFSHIT

15-minutes-since-OPs-last-post-bump

Please don't be dead, we were having fun.

YOUR THE BEST!

>>15332099
AROUND!

>>15332099
KICKASS ACTION SEQUENCE: ACTIVATE!

>>15332099
>YOUR

>>15332119
>nitpicking

>>15332106
AND NOTHING'S GONNA KEEP YA

>>15332125
In b4 wolf gary slps it back at us and it explodes

>>15332119
He clearly doesn't have time to to be dealing the apostrophe and the e, he's too busy being a badass

>>15332123
>Grammar
>nitpicking

>>15332125
DOOOOOOOOOWN

I love this thread.

damn. Space Wolves are over powered
>i have to leave for a while. if i dont get dinner in a couple of minutes they stop serving and the closest fast food joint is 8 miles of walking for my poor ass

>>15332207
....Shiiiiiiiiit.

Ask Wolf gary about Squats, but don't mention squats, get HIM to mention squa

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/15330682/

>>15332222
Scrambles does his best to trick Wolf Gary with all his guile. but were running out of options and time. Wolf Gary seems pretty peeved that you tried to kill his dog aswell

>>15332393
Do a sexy striptease. Sneak past him while he's caught up in his sexual confusion.

>>15332449
Srgt. Scrambles strips off his helmet but is unsure if his homely appearance would have an effect on the space wolf

>>15332581

I am giggling MUCH more than I should be at this

>>15332581
whether the confusion was sexual or not is something Wolf Gary would take to the grave. but it was enough of a distraction for Scrambles and the gang to make their escape. and because Wolf Gary is in Terminator armour he cannot sweeping advance and chase you

>>15332720
GET TO DA HEALTHYHEALY PLACE

>>15332747
They say that the wounds are great but nothing the tough little guy wont pull through with a little help. Srgt. Scrambles is relieved

>>15332862
I suppose we take a look around town while we wait for skittles to heal then

>>15332895
this once highly populated area seems to be nothing more then a collection of ruined square buildings and cathedrals with the occasional crater. seems about right

Check on Dicks' mood. He's had a rough time of it, see if he's okay.

>>15333053
he seems to have found something to pick up his spirits

>>15333072

We have to find more ice cream... where is the nearest ice cream store?

Is there anyone we can talk to in the town? I bet that TEAM CHAOS is up to something -- we'd better investigate!

>>15333175
mother. of. the emperor. there is Heresy in the icecream.

BLAM THAT MEOWTH FOR HERESY

>>15333260
Have Dicks fight the Meowth for the icecream.

>>15333282
Srgt. Scrambles reaches for his bolt pistol but recalls you guys never equipped him at the begining of this whole thing

DAT MEOWTH's A TEZEENTCH CUKLTIST! GET 'IM DICKS!

Dicks! Use Lick!

>>15333377
ON THE ICE CREAM

>>15333358
Srgt. Scrambles: retrieve arms.

>>15333403
THEY'RE RIGHT THERE

>>15333358
There is only one option left.

Scrambles: initiate attack pattern Alpha Tango and Cash. God Emprah help us.

>>15333457

But... That's Forbidden by the Codex Astartes' Prime Directive!

>>15333377
DICK used "Lick". this was not according to the plan

>>15333513
Should've used metal claw...

>>15333513
Well that was... disturbing

>>15333531
>and on that note, OP is going to leave. this was a lot of fun and i hope to do it again when i get some more time. and to think, all i wanted when i started this was for people to talk about what they equip their Assault Marine Sargent with

>>15333513

I love Dicks' face there. he just seems to be having an incredibly boring time with all this

>>15333552
looking forward to the next thread OP

>>15333513

Okay, now we've got him on the run. Tackle like a rugby player on steroids!

>>15333552
You are a gentleman and a scholar, I salute you!

>>15333552
Hero of the Imperium. Emprahspeed on your journey.