Posting mode: Reply
Password(Password used for file deletion)
  • Supported file types are: GIF, JPG, PNG
  • Maximum file size allowed is 3072 KB.
  • Images greater than 250x250 pixels will be thumbnailed.
  • Read the rules and FAQ before posting.
  • ????????? - ??

  • File : 1308171721.jpg-(1.02 MB, 1861x1477, Bueno.jpg)
    1.02 MB Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)17:02 No.15278303  


    Right now what we need is some more ideas for ridiculously Sue-ish characters who are so horrible it's wonderful and some drawfags.

    Also, we need to decide on a warcry.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)17:03 No.15278310
         File1308171784.jpg-(91 KB, 424x599, 424px-Beakiegal.jpg)
    91 KB
    GA thread?
    GA thread!

    Needs moar kawaii
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)17:04 No.15278316
    I hate how /tg/ runs threads into the ground like they're daily dose.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)17:04 No.15278318
         File1308171888.png-(126 KB, 501x321, face.png)
    126 KB
    >Mary sue marines
    >All female
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)17:43 No.15278611
         File1308174226.gif-(344 KB, 222x183, myeyes.gif)
    344 KB
    >reads chapter summary
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)17:45 No.15278622
    Oh what the fuck am I reading
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)17:46 No.15278628
    warcry: equality by our standards.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)17:49 No.15278653
    Is that Haruhi as a Marine?

    Watch us sparkle!
    We're just better!
    Heretic No Baka!
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)17:53 No.15278695
    They should also have a religious doctrine that states that only they understand the Emperor and he was actually really brooding and mysterious and was in love with Lady Jessamene and it was only that love which stopped him from turning to chaos.

    Thats how they can turn chaos back to humans because the chaos daemons fall in love with them.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)17:54 No.15278700
    >Also, we need to decide on a warcry.

    I recommend something extremely long and cliche/corny.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)17:58 No.15278737
    They are all looked up to and admired/envied by Sister of Battle.

    One time a whole convent turned to chaos out of envy for the GA, but a lone squad ventured to the defiled chapel and the light of their purity caused the sisters to weep, cleansing the chaos.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)17:59 No.15278743
    >that only they understand the Emperor and he was actually really brooding and mysterious
    Sounds suitable for the 3rd company (angtsy/dark sues)
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)18:02 No.15278766
    Found the perfect warcry:
    "Which is tempting you more, my blood or my body?"

    Bella Swan, New Moon, Chapter 2, p.52
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)18:03 No.15278770
    For recruiting, the chapter has two methods: The first is like any other chapter, take exceptional young individuals from recruiting worlds. The second method is taking in the best of the Sisters of Battle.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)18:04 No.15278780
    and the third in form of a poetry contest.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)18:05 No.15278782
         File1308175521.jpg-(12 KB, 320x320, Awesome Face.jpg)
    12 KB
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)18:07 No.15278798
         File1308175621.jpg-(85 KB, 350x350, m1860532_IndexAstartesP1Mb1.jpg)
    85 KB
    How about each company gets their own warcry?
    >> Iron Lung 06/15/11(Wed)18:09 No.15278813
    Suddenly, I am inspired to ask why GA isn't Galaxy Angels.
    Golden Aquilas is sufficient, but it really lacks the overkill Sue-ism we're after.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)18:17 No.15278863
    Hm...this does seem like a good name too.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)18:17 No.15278864
    They were renamed to Galaxy Angels because Golden Aquilas wasn't cute enough!
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)18:28 No.15278950
    >Right now what we need is some more ideas for ridiculously Sue-ish characters who are so horrible it's wonderful

    Captain Veronica Bellastasia of the Golden Aquilas is regarded as the most beautiful marine in all of the chapter, and perhaps the entire Galaxy.

    Stunning and dazzling by even Aquila standards, she is so utterly gorgeous that men can fall in love with her with a mere gaze. She has thousands of poetic works written about her and many Imperial artists have centered their work around her.

    Bellastasia has one gold eye and one purple, as well as shining golden/midnight-black that glistens in the light. Her armour was master-crafted by a dozen Mechanicus lords and is trimmed with priceless jewels.

    .will continue more
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)18:33 No.15278994
    Read the previous archives.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)18:38 No.15279038
    Her armour's colours change to suit her mood and how she feels, and can vary from a mix of ocean blue and nightingale black to striking purple and gold. All the colours are beautiful at all times, no matter the mood.

    Captain Bellastasia is famous for being the cause of the Yortarian War, a civil conflict between two Imperial Guard worlds. Both the general-governors of the worlds were great adorers of Bellastasia before even meeting her, and when he finally came to their sector and decided to visit the larger Guard world first, the general of the other launched a thousand ships to attack the neighboring planet in an attempt to "Rescue the Lady Bellastasia from the closet-Slaaneshi governor."

    A massive battle was fought with huge casualties on both sides, until Bellastasia flew out into the space between both worlds and declared from her shuttle that she liked both of the generals equally. Realizing the pointlessness of the squabble, both generals ceased fighting immediately and held a celebratory party for the Captain.

    A gorgeous crimson marble and golden ceramite statue of Captain Veronica Bellastasia stands on both worlds in honor of her paragon qualities displayed that day.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)18:41 No.15279069
         File1308177716.jpg-(26 KB, 421x510, eyesee.jpg)
    26 KB
    >launched a thousand ships
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)18:44 No.15279089
    >as well as shining golden/midnight-black
    Meant for "hair" to be at the end of that.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)18:44 No.15279094

    This is so perfect my eyes burned up with rage
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)18:48 No.15279126
         File1308178117.gif-(778 KB, 196x207, 0004ezz7.gif)
    778 KB
    >mfw this entire thread
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)18:50 No.15279139
         File1308178239.jpg-(48 KB, 472x472, dubsanhero.jpg)
    48 KB
    >Her armour's colours change to suit her mood and how she feels, and can vary from a mix of ocean blue and nightingale black to striking purple and gold. All the colours are beautiful at all times, no matter the mood.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)18:51 No.15279144
         File1308178297.jpg-(19 KB, 400x280, ninaface.jpg)
    19 KB
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)18:57 No.15279174
         File1308178657.jpg-(38 KB, 444x322, 1292451256024.jpg)
    38 KB
    goddamit /tg/
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)18:58 No.15279178
    >uber mary sue marines

    Goddammit where's the drawfags when you need them?
    >> drawfag aspirant 06/15/11(Wed)19:00 No.15279202
    i'll fucking tell you where

    fucking RAGING after reading the 1d4 wiki page on them.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)19:00 No.15279203
    I won't dirty my hard drive for you.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)19:02 No.15279215
         File1308178952.jpg-(16 KB, 392x300, frankenstein.jpg)
    16 KB
    We've created a monster!

    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)19:03 No.15279220
    You could always purge the file and cleanse it afterwards.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)19:04 No.15279232
    brb killing myself
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)19:07 No.15279253
         File1308179227.jpg-(107 KB, 410x700, ultimate_rage.jpg)
    107 KB
    All of my hate...there's just too much! It's so wrong, yet right in it's wrongness! It hurts my very soul to read it!

    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)19:23 No.15279368

    has their ever been a rule 34 of female space marines?
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)19:36 No.15279483
    Look it up on 1d4chan.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)19:39 No.15279515
    >find rule 34 of female spess mahreens
    >find link to Horo
    >spend several seconds browsing through rule 34 of horo

    goddamit /tg/
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)19:40 No.15279519
    Captain Veronica Bellastasia is also known for having many other marines as admirers, from many other chapters. These men are known as the Rose Knights and include;

    - a Captain of the Pretty Marines
    - a Dark Angel Deathwing terminator
    - an Emperor's Children champion
    - another Pretty Marine
    - a Blood Angel captain
    - a Khorne Berzerker
    - one of the Ultramarines' tyranic war veterans
    - a Black Templar chaplain
    - a Glistening Host champion
    - two Imperial Fist veterans
    - an Emperor's Nightmare dreadnought
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)19:42 No.15279534
    The Rose Knights serve their commanders as needed, but we come to the aid of she who they admire whenever she calls for them.

    What'dya think?
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)19:43 No.15279541
    I think you gave me cancer.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)19:45 No.15279555
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)19:48 No.15279574
    Someone in the second thread already did.
    >Serena stirred, consciousness returning. Her helmet was off, a soft breeze wafted through her hair. she noticed she was in a bed. She sat up and looked to the right. HE WAS A PRETTY SWELL GUY
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)19:49 No.15279582
         File1308181791.jpg-(28 KB, 307x384, horrified-thumb.jpg)
    28 KB
    >an Emperor's Children champion
    >a Khorne Berzerker
    >a Black Templar chaplain
    >a Glistening Host champion
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)19:50 No.15279594
    Its buetifall wich company is she captain of agian? Yes spelling is to shit,
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)19:52 No.15279602
         File1308181932.gif-(2.02 MB, 320x240, what.gif)
    2.02 MB
    >my reaction to everything in this thread and the previous ones
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)19:52 No.15279612
    Serena Starhawk, 10th company captain.

    She's half-eldar too.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)19:53 No.15279620
    Thats the whole point were trying to out-ward matt ward
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)19:55 No.15279631
    Xenos and a heretic why am i not suprised. Whats the name of the chapter master/ primarch
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)19:58 No.15279662
    Right then, Creator of chapter mistress Susan Superbus reporting in, I'll do a little more writefaggotry, Maybe start up something on Draigo and the captain of the 9ths relationship we decided on last thread.

    Also: does anyone know just how old Creed is for timeline purposes?
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)19:58 No.15279665
    Current chapter mistress: Susan Superbus
    Founder: Lady Jessamene Integra Isabella D'Arcelle Dawnshadow (Mistress of the Custodes, Paladin of the Emperor, Saint of Courageous Loyalty, Lady of the Golden Sector, Bearer of Light's Truth, the Pious Heart and Rider of the Astral Fire), a female Custodes who fought in the unification wars and was like a sister to the Emperor.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)20:00 No.15279679
    >Also: does anyone know just how old Creed is for timeline purposes?
    Fuck the timeline. Golden Aquila techmarine have constructed machines which allow them to ignore such meager things like time.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)20:01 No.15279687
    He's fifty, apparently.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)20:02 No.15279690
    THERE better be boobs Mista writefag. Also what happened to the primarch? Did she die?
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)20:02 No.15279691

    Oh right, I forgot that realism need not apply. You'd think I'd know that after she sent her son Caiphas to the Schola progenium

    >GA Drinking game: one shot everytime someone posts a horrified comment
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)20:05 No.15279721
    I believe she died, but then became a Living Saint for her duty and sacrifices. She still appears form the warp on occasion to assist her battle sisters.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)20:14 No.15279783
    Revered Chaplain Maria St. Susannah once blessed he Lamenters before a battle which they won! An amazing feat which the Lamenters still tell tales of to this day!
    >> drawfag aspirant 06/15/11(Wed)20:24 No.15279871
    alright i got some rule 34 loosely based on our beloved serena starhawk
    >> drawfag aspirant 06/15/11(Wed)20:25 No.15279882
    fuck i meant I'm working on it, it's not done yet
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)20:28 No.15279897
    Post in on 1d4chan when finished.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)20:31 No.15279930
         File1308184318.jpg-(322 KB, 700x587, meanwhile in ireland.jpg)
    322 KB
    Ok, lets se...
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)20:42 No.15280023
    /tg/, We are to good at creating mary sues. We must never allow oure powers to be used for evil.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)20:42 No.15280026
    Any progress on that Draigo/9th Captain writefaggotry?
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)20:43 No.15280029
    >lets run this shit into the ground.gif

    Superbus' initial years as chapter mistress got off to a rough start. In her first six months, in fact, the close ties the Aquilas had to the pretty marines were all but severed after the half-dark Eldar captain of the fourth, Ebony Dementia, accidentally scratched the face of the pretty marine's chapter master during their morning sparing and afterwords refused to send her squad to secure the culinary facilities of the world they were assaulting. This act, however earned them the respect of the angry marines. Their chapter master was reported to have stated "HAHAHAHA THAT BITCH KNOW HOW THE FUCK TO PIIS OFF THE FUCKING FUCKERS AND FUCKING IMPROVE RELATIONS WITH ALL THOSE FUCKING OTHER FUCKS"

    Things worsened even more when the mechanicus threatened to cut ties with the chapter completely unless all of the STC artifacts they recovered were "returned" to the mechanicus. Susan quickly revealed her cunning and diplomatic acumen when negotiating face-to-face with the Adept Seniorus. The Adept, marveled by her command of the binaric language left with quite a different viewpoint on the matter, gifting the chapter with the control of a forgeworld near their home planet.

    Thing finally reached a head during the purge of a demon infested planet. Whilst trying to protect the local population of the planet from the blood tide, the 5th company was worn down over several months of battle till but a handful were left to protect the populace. Then the Grey Knights arrived.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)20:44 No.15280039

    gonna finish the life and times of susan first. It shouldn't take too long though.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)20:45 No.15280050
         File1308185118.jpg-(59 KB, 535x437, 1307041322837.jpg)
    59 KB
    This thread must be purged brothers
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)20:46 No.15280063
    We must all agree to kill ourselves once this is chapter is complete.
    >> drawfag aspirant 06/15/11(Wed)20:52 No.15280107
         File1308185547.jpg-(730 KB, 1169x827, kharn.jpg)
    730 KB

    I realize the katana is absent so I tried to compensate for that and yes, Serena's stomach is not misdrawn, it is bulging.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)20:56 No.15280136

    At first believing these strange variants of space marines were sent to help relieve them and protect the populace. Instead they butchered the few, valient survivors of the 5th and used their blood to protect themselves from the bloodtide.

    Upon hearing of this travesty, Susan travelled to the planet to confront them, along with the 9th and 10th companies.

    Upon making planet fall however, it became clear that the marines who killed the 5th were not actually grey knights, but were instead a band of renegade Custodes who foolishly believed themselves to be the emperor's perfect creations.

    At first, things went well for the custodes. With their use of such cowardly tactics as ambush, camouflage, and the use of cover, they slowly ground down the tenth company until only the most beutiful and agile marines remained. Susan, realizing that the cowards would best them if she did not unleash her secret strategems, ordered the tenth company to begin accessing their forbidden ninjutsu capabilities and promptly launched a counter-attack, swiftly defeating them, though the Pure-Blooded Captain of the tenth, Aranelle de la Fleur, was the one to actually defeat their leader in single combat with her duel Nemisis-Scimitars.

    At That point, the real Grey knights led by Grand Master Kal Draigo arrived. Impressed by the captain of the -
    [section scratched out. the words " MAN STEALING HAGGY BITCH!" are written in the margin]
    -remain seconded to the grey Knights.
    ++++++++++For current Career, please consult the history of the Damocles crusade++++++++++++
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)20:59 No.15280144
         File1308185950.jpg-(40 KB, 319x299, 1297535948554 - Copy.jpg)
    40 KB
    >marines who killed the 5th were not actually grey knights, but were instead a band of renegade Custodes
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)21:02 No.15280172
    does...does ANYONE....actually want to take a stab at.... Stating these characters?
    >> drawfag aspirant 06/15/11(Wed)21:04 No.15280190
    all Golden Aquila units have a rule which says the player automatically wins when he/she wants to or that the enemy must continually re-roll dice for any to-wound, to-hit or saves until a 1 is rolled. When a 1 is rolled, the roll is failed for all intents and purposes.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)21:08 No.15280226
    Should prolly delete that before a mod sees and post in on the 1d4chan article.

    Also, is it complete or still being worked on?
    >> drawfag aspirant 06/15/11(Wed)21:10 No.15280239
    I could work on it more but it's 9am in the morning
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)21:10 No.15280244
    Due to my internet realizing what I am doing, Internet is gioing up/down VERY sporadically.

    no Aranelle/Kal Draigo writefaggotry tongiht
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)21:11 No.15280247
    The entire 5th company (the most pure and innocent of them all) getting SLAUGHTERED?! THE HORROR!

    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)21:14 No.15280273

    ninth and tenth actually.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)21:14 No.15280274
    >> drawfag aspirant 06/15/11(Wed)21:14 No.15280277
    I could be okay with this
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)21:16 No.15280295
         File1308187002.jpg-(93 KB, 834x600, 1284971935393.jpg)
    93 KB
    These all seem pretty much in order for the average space marine, I don't see what the fuss is about.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)21:24 No.15280360
    The fourth company of the Golden Aquilas is filled with the most brutal and harsh of the chapter's marines. The astartes of the company have renegade attitudes, not caring how they get the job done or who gets harmed. Despite their reckless nature and constant endangerment of fellow Imperial forces, they are never questioned for their actions nor do they face any negative consequences.

    The leader of the fourth company is Captain Ebony Dementia, a half dark-eldar. She is known to be rude to all, including her chapter mistress, and harms anyone who gets in her way. Still having ties to her childhood Kabal, she has access to dark eldar tech which she gives to marines within the company to make their torture and combat methods more effective.

    Being a half dark-eldar, Dementia has a natural rivalry with Captain Serena Starhawk of the tenth. The two always call each other rude names and will fight whenever they encounter Members of both fourth and tenth companies joke that the two are tsundere for one another.

    Dementia's personal bodyguard are the Magna Force, a squad of marines with gene-seed specifically from the Iron Warriors, World Eaters and Night Lords legions, making them brutal and effective warriors.
    >> drawfag aspirant 06/15/11(Wed)21:24 No.15280362
    how does one exactly upload pictures to 1d4chan?
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)21:26 No.15280384
    >go to gallery
    >insert "embed file"
    >click on red link
    >upload pic
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)21:28 No.15280401
         File1308187710.jpg-(25 KB, 460x276, magnumforce.jpg)
    25 KB
    >Magna Force
    Of course, no asshole sue company is complete without a Dirty Harry reference.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)21:30 No.15280424
    >Members of both fourth and tenth companies joke that the two are tsundere for one another.

    I smell a slashfic...
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)21:37 No.15280486
    So that's how the Suepocolypse started...
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)21:41 No.15280527
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)21:45 No.15280558
    Archived it just in case they don't.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)21:46 No.15280575
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)21:51 No.15280611
    Keep in mind that if this thread is gone by tomorrow, Ebony Dementia will rape/torture every single one of us.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)21:52 No.15280622
    With some Marines thrown in. Ultramarine successors only, as only they're good enough to aspire to the honour.

    Sadly, there is a high serf turnover rate, due to the "tsundere" nature of the honoured Angels. (read mindlessly manhating, bitching about men being sexist, and psychotic towards their love interests like many Sues)
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)21:53 No.15280629
         File1308189203.jpg-(11 KB, 301x226, scaredface.jpg)
    11 KB
    >sees thread
    >wonders what it's about
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)21:56 No.15280655
    Any more progress on this?
    >> drawfag aspirant 06/15/11(Wed)22:01 No.15280684
         File1308189673.jpg-(737 KB, 1169x827, lol2.jpg)
    737 KB
    I added some basic shading, nothing more. I'm trying to figure out how to upload to 1d4chan but as far as I can understand, I need to make an account at wikipedia commons first.
    >> drawfag aspirant 06/15/11(Wed)22:06 No.15280722
    doing this er.. next when I have the time
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)22:16 No.15280801

    What /tg/ set out to create has already been done accidentally.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/11(Wed)22:19 No.15280818
    >Ice Serpents

    Get that un-kawaii shit outta here.

    Delete Post [File Only]
    Style [Yotsuba | Yotsuba B | Futaba | Burichan]