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    91 KB Golden Aquilas: the Greatest of them All Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)17:13 No.15267522  
    Continuing this.

    Yesterday we created a chapter of Mary Sue marines; an all-female force of the purest, most loyal psykers with an entire sector under their command. Their founder was a female Custodes who fought alongside the Emperor and was like a sister to him, who made the chapter with geneseed from all other legions and became a Living Saint.

    So far we've got their origin and colours. Now it's time to fluff them out some more.
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)17:14 No.15267533
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)17:15 No.15267552

    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)17:17 No.15267561
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    I think the chapter out to have a company dedicated for each type of Sue. For example;

    1st Company: God-mode Sues
    2nd Company: Mary Tzus (TACTICAL GENIUS HERE)
    3rd Company: Angsty/Dark Sues
    4th Company: Asshole Sues
    5th Company: Pure Sues (innocent above all)
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    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)17:19 No.15267581
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    i do not like you op and for the sanctity of all good i play this card
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    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)17:20 No.15267600
    >Yesterday we created a chapter of Mary Sue marines;
    Pff, yeah sorry but we already have the Grey Knights.

    >an all-female force

    >of the purest, most loyal psykers with an entire sector under their command.

    >Their founder was a female Custodes

    >who fought alongside the Emperor and was like a sister to him,

    >who made the chapter with geneseed from all other legions and became a Living Saint.
    BRB going to cry in the corner
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)17:21 No.15267611
    >3rd Company: Angsty/Dark Sues
    >4th Company: Asshole Sues

    Wouldn't those be the same thing?
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)17:24 No.15267629
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    Time to create more more power fantasy fapfic possibilities!
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)17:25 No.15267644
    They do try to avoid killing other 'good' races such as Eldar and Tau, rather trying to bring them over to their side through sheer mary sueness, right?
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)17:27 No.15267666
    Not only them. Every marinette of the 3rd company has a Dark Eldar/CSM husbando who redeemed hismelf just out of love.
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)17:29 No.15267677
    Oh boy, another GA thread!

    Did a bit of writefagging in the other thread (fought with the Emperor on Horus' Battle Barge, Librarian's shape-shifting weapon, armour made from the Emperor's armour etc) so if you'll give me a bit to get my shit together I'll be happy to contribute.

    Emperor save my soul from the disgusting heresy I am about to commit.
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)17:33 No.15267695
    They're friends with the Eldar of their sector. Could we, like, have a Craftworld parked in one of the systems they control because it's just so safe and to signify the bonds between the chapter and the Eldar?

    Oh and the Eldar frequently consult with the Golden Aquilas because their strategic planning is second to none, passed down to them from the Emperor in the true Codex Astartes written by their primarch with help from said God-Emperor.
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)17:33 No.15267696
    The daughter of a venerated Golden Aquila and a noble Eldar warrior, Serena Starhawk is the captain of the chapter's 10th company. Although a half-eldar she suffers no racial bigotry from her fellow battle sisters, who treat her like any other respected Aquila. Her Eldar blood gives her excellent senses, granting her unmatched agility and initiative. She is a highly skilled swordswoman and uses a witchblade which has the soulstone of her father in it's hilt. She wears a tight, extremley well-fit suit of wraithbone power armour that does not restrict her speed or grace.
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)17:34 No.15267702
    I think that the Angsty Sues are great writing material, considering how grimdark 40k already is.

    Oh, and they all wish they were Taldeer from Love Can Bloom, but they can't because that would be heresy.
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)17:35 No.15267709
    >2nd Company: Mary Tzus
    Alright, I chuckled, but the rest just makes me sick.
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)17:36 No.15267721
    The marines in 3rd Company outta always be broody and cynical outside of combat, although they still fight just as effectively and willingly as any other Aquila with just as much courage and fellowship.

    Also, their captain has a single black angel's wing and uses a daemon sword that does not corrupt her.
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)17:38 No.15267736
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    I think I'm going to vomit.
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)17:39 No.15267743
    Mission accomplished.
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)17:41 No.15267763
    Considering that the GA founder was like a sister to the Emperor and fought alongside Him in the unification wars, it would make sense that she also helped in the creation of the primarchs. Considering that the primarchs are all male and the Emperor is too, maybe she was the one who provided the X chromosome?
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)17:41 No.15267764
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)17:42 No.15267769
    Oh dead emperor this has really exploded into what will probably be the biggest pile of mary sue that /tg/ has ever seen. Please do continue
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)17:42 No.15267773
    Serena Starhawk, Captain of the 10th Company

    WS: 8
    BS: 6
    S: 4
    T: 4
    I: 6
    A: 3
    Sv: 3+/3++

    Wargear: Ancestral Witchblade (as normal witchblade, but attacks ignore armour saves); Wraithbone Power Armour (this intricate wraithbone suit grants a 3+ Invulnerable save to the wearer); Shuriken Pistol

    Special Rules: Independent Character; Fleet; And They Shall Know No Fear; Stealth; Move Through Cover
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)17:43 No.15267785
    Not really. Angsty sues brood and act depressed all the time, while asshole sues act like... well, assholes to everyone and always get away with it.
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)17:44 No.15267786
    NO GOD DAMNIT NO FUCKING SEPHIROTH BULLSHIT! that pretty faggot has enough attention as is, does not need any more from this board then that shitty post there
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)17:45 No.15267796
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)17:46 No.15267802
    Oh, fuck. I forgot all about the force katana thing.


    Ancestral Witchkatana (this follows the rules for a force weapon, but also wounds on a 2+ like a witchblade).

    Oh, and she has Psyker ofc.
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)17:46 No.15267807
    Fine, two black angel wings a daemon arm then. Happy?
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)17:46 No.15267808
    So in like, some year of whenever this group of posers called the Tau Empire decided that they need more LebenSpaBe and dclared war on the imperium of man. Chapter Mistress Susan Superbus when the Handsome Chapter Master of the Ultramarines, Marneus Calgar, sent an Astropathic message for help on the world of Verona.

    Superbus, knowing that letting Calgar die would be an affront to the emporer diverted from her orders passed down directly from the inquisition to assist.

    Upon arrival, it was plain to see that the emporer's second finest were in dire straights. They had already lost much of their forces to the Tau's Chaos allies and were under assault by the Tau themselves.

    In addition, the tau were absolute masters of close combat and were forcing the Ultramarines to pull back whilst the alien's Astropath convinced many of the Ultramarines to turn on the emporer and fight for the Alien's Nazi agenda.

    The Aquilas landed their battle barge behind the Tau's lines and after convincing the local Kroot and genestealers to assist her launched a masterful and faultless attack on the tau's rear! knowing how poor the tau were at close combat the Aquilas took command of the bluffs surrounding the Tau camp and massacred them and their Psyker Leader.
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)17:47 No.15267813
    Chapter Mistress Susan then comandeered the alien's propaganda network and delivered an impassioned speech through it. The exact words have been lost to history, but upon hearing it many of the renegade Ultras ralized the magnitude of their heresy and upon realizing they could never be as good or pure or just as the aquilas all of the aliens committed suicide en masse.

    Calgar, upon meeting the genius who saved his life, fell instantly in love and retired to the war room to plan their "incursions" into "tau space" and how best to "govern" the "traitors" that inhabited it.

    Upon the end of the crusade and the anihilation of the last Tau Enclaves, the Aquilas returned to their homeworld where the chapter mistress was called before the inquisition. after delivering an impassioned speach, she was pardoned for disobeying orders and granted honorary Custodes status. She also found out she was pregnant but calgar refused to claim responsibility. When the babby was born, she named it Caiphas and sent it to the schola progenium.

    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)17:48 No.15267818
    >> Thedoorman Gaurdian of the Harlequin !JoKer6oE5o 06/14/11(Tue)17:49 No.15267836
    >implying this isnt the biggest troll chapter made to make everyone who plays 40k angry.
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)17:49 No.15267839
    Serena, stirred consciousness returing. Her helmet was off, a soft breeze wafted through her hair. she noticed she was in a bed. She sat up and looked to the right. HE WAS A PRETTY SWELL GUY
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)17:50 No.15267842
    well I still have a deep seething hatred for seph and anything that resembles him a duel winged daemon armed mary sue who GETS AWAY with it would be lolsy, for kicks make her other arm use a lightning claw created from the emperor melted down armor after the battle of horus as a last parting gift to his most perfect mary sue's, the demon arm should have a bracer or some kind of armor made from the same material as the claw
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)17:50 No.15267845
    guilty as charged, but I have to admit it was rather fun to write.

    >Let's see....what else can I add to make this rage worthy

    was essentially my constant question while writing this
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)17:51 No.15267854
    >When the baby was born, she named it Ciaphas and sent it to the schola progenium.

    I came.
    >> I can't enjoy my coffee 06/14/11(Tue)17:51 No.15267855
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    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)17:51 No.15267860

    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)17:52 No.15267864
    Of course it is. That's kind of the point.
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)17:53 No.15267875
    the main weapon is power BOOBS
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)17:54 No.15267883
    I require necron husbandus.
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)17:54 No.15267884
    My friend, you have set a new, disgustingly high bar to the level of intentionally bad writefagging. And I love it.
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)17:55 No.15267892
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    10th company should focus around ninja-style sues.
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)17:55 No.15267900
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    >this thread
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)17:56 No.15267907
    Thank you for this award sir! I would Like to thank myself for making my computer, My immortal and This Thread for inspiration, and all the wondeful anons who made this possible
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)17:56 No.15267911
    the best part is they never specify WHO cain's parents are. THIS COULD BE CANON IF YOU MAKE IT SO
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)17:57 No.15267919
    > the tau were absolute masters of close combat
    > knowing how poor the tau were at close combat
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)17:58 No.15267929
    since when is mary sue fic consistant?
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)18:07 No.15267993
    Oh, no problem. Now me, I get aneurysms if I write like My Immortal so this will have to do.

    The Selfan Tomb Rising is unique among the reports of Necron Tombs becoming active. This is attributed to the presence of the entire 12th Company of the Golden Aquilas being present planetside due to a premonition of great danger their Sister-Captain had. When the Necron menace rose from the sands, the Aquilas were ready and fought to protect the humans of the planet no matter the cost.

    Sister-Captain Celeste Starshade eventually met the Necron Lord of Selfan upon the field of battle, and their clash split mountains and raised valleys. All the while the brave Marine strove to convince the Necron of the fact that there was worth in the life of the galaxy.

    Eventually she managed to disarm the Necron, but chose to spare his life. Humbled and chastened by this showing of mercy, and now convinced that life is worth saving, the Necron Lord of Selfan surrendered himself and his forces to Celeste and her command. The Aquilas 12th Company now marches to battle alongside Immortals and Necron Warriors, fighting in the name of the Emperor and seeking to save more Necrons from their bloodthirsty ways.
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    >This thread
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)18:10 No.15268027
    >2nd Company: Mary Tzus (TACTICAL GENIUS HERE)

    The Aquilas of the second company are amongst the most skilled tacticians and military geniuses in any astartes chapter. So great they are at planning and military tactics that they are often consulted by allied Eldar seers on how to proceed in conflicts.

    During the battle of Yagamiya II, the 2nd company was sent to deal with a Tzeentch daemon warband that was ravaging the planet. Captain Logistia Lamperouge set up a complex and genius plan to halt the warband from launching any attacks, which worked flawless and was executed with master precision. Sick of being unable to commit any light assaults anywhere on the planet now, the Lord of Change leading the daemons gathered all his forces and launched a massive onslaught upon Yagamiya II's equator, only to find the 2nd company and twenty guard regiments waiting for him. Captain Lamperouge was so cunning he knew that the Lord would attack that location, and so rallied all forces on the planet there.

    The battle was one with minimum casualties and the forces of Tzeentch were all annihilated.
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)18:11 No.15268038
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)18:11 No.15268040
    Mhh, no, this sounds too much like canon. This could perfectly be in the next cron dex.

    Switch to maximum overtroll.
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)18:16 No.15268078
    wait, so it's a dude, now?

    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)18:17 No.15268084
    Well to be fair I *am* taking heavy inspiration from Codex: Grey Knights and Codex: Blood Angels.
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)18:18 No.15268103
    Her name is Logistia.
    The -ia suggests a girl's name.
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)18:19 No.15268111
    you wrote "he" at one point
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    >Captain Logistia Lamperouge

    I see what you did thar.
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)18:21 No.15268125
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    This thread has made my day. 10/10, would ROFL again.

    Though "Susan Superbus" kinda made me raise my eyebrows a little.
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)18:21 No.15268127
    Ah. That was an error. My bad.
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)18:24 No.15268146
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)18:26 No.15268169
    too soon for archive as there is plenty of room for more fluff of terror to be placed
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)18:26 No.15268171

    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)18:29 No.15268196
    Look, I'd better get this out of the way so we can have some decidedly un-serious goes at it.

    Enoby Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)18:30 No.15268207
    I suggest Lady Jessamene Integra D'Arcelle Dawnshadow. Mistress of the Custodes, Paladin of the Emperor and Saint of Courageous Loyalty.
    >> Collected Biographies of the Golden Aquilas: Chapter <3 Chapter Mistress Superbus 06/14/11(Tue)18:32 No.15268224
    +++++This entry, it should be noted, was recovered with what appears to be crayon drawings and comments (also in crayon) in the margins.+++++

    Chapter Mistress Superbus was recruited from the garden world of Perfection in the Slashaytch sector of the Angelus sector. The details are sketchy, but it is believed she was recruited primarily for the tactical acumen with wich she led her small group of gangsters in the lower hives [picture identified as the gang's symbol, an imperial aquila with a female figure in front of it]
    [comment in the margins appears to be: I was also much more beutiful and handsome than the other sisters even though I was half ork and half tau with a dash of tyranid thrown in].

    Upon recruitment, it was decided that she would serve under captain Mary Tzu of the second company. [who was an old, ugly hag, who was jealous of my beauty and abused me whenever possible] Her accomplishments during this period are many, including such feats as taming an Ork Aquiggoth on the water world of Kamoni, and clearing the genestealer infested spacehulk Grim Tidings with only her squad of scouts. Upon recovery and salvaging the vessel at mars she was promoted to "Leader of the Honor guard", a squad that acted as the personal bodygurds of the Chapter Mistress. It is here she made friends with several other future commanders including the half-eldar Serena Starhawk [Fun to hang around with, and all out awesome and kawaii girl], future commander of the tenth, and Yiffle Wolfstein, a half-Cat recruit from Fenris.
    >> Collected Biographies of the Golden Aquilas: Chapter <3 Chapter Mistress Superbus 06/14/11(Tue)18:33 No.15268234
    [Editors Note: Someone kill me before I am forced to finish editing this]
    [Admin's note: if you didn't wat to do this, why did you volunteer?]
    [Ed Note: I was desperate for extra cash and the dnger pay was too good]
    [Chap Master Note: How do I delete things in here?]
    [a red X has been drawn in crayon through this exchange]

    Whilst in the guard, the then chapter mistress Angelus Perfecta became something of a dumbledore to Susan's Harry [ =][= Note: are these the same Dumbledore and Harry that were involved in the Pi'gbump massacre?] and Susan learned much of how to smite the enemies of man, win zeenos over to the imperium, and also how to make herself even more beautiful than she was.

    After a few decades and more exploits than we have room for she was promoted to captain of the 2nd company after a mysterious accident where the then Captain of the second was found to have accidentally stabbed herself in the face with a demon blade that was Identified as belonging to

    [this bit painted over with a picture of snakes attacking a stick figure. Caption reads: Ugly bitch was totally deserving of anything that I didn't do to her]

    ++++Continue to Career(Captain 2nd company)?++++
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)18:34 No.15268243
    Also Lady of the Golden Sector, Bearer of Light's Truth, the Pious Heart and Rider of the Astral Fire.
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)18:35 No.15268257
    gets my vote
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)18:35 No.15268266
    I cant do this anymore look what we have created
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)18:37 No.15268279
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    Turly is it horrifying and grand in its Majesty
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)18:40 No.15268312
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    >this thread
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)18:43 No.15268337
    I will admit I lol'd at the various comments
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)18:44 No.15268348
    Throw an Isabella in there and you have my undying support, good sir.
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)18:45 No.15268362

    Lady Jessamene Integra Isabella D'Arcelle Dawnshadow. Mistress of the Custodes, Paladin of the Emperor, Saint of Courageous Loyalty, Lady of the Golden Sector, Bearer of Light's Truth, the Pious Heart and Rider of the Astral Fire?
    >> tha/tg/uy 06/14/11(Tue)18:46 No.15268372
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    Hm, it seems we have, yet again, created a monster /tg/. As much as we hate Sues, you cannot deny our skill at crafting them.
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)18:54 No.15268437
    I feel sick. It's perfect.
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)18:55 No.15268447
    Yiffle Wolfstein is considered one of the Golden Aquila's greatest assault marines sergeant. Unlike most assault units, she refuses to use jumpacks, preferring to run towards her enemies in combat. Her feral cat DNA gives her amazing speed, jumping abilities and natural claws, making her a fearsome foe indeed. The techpriests of the Aquila forgeworld have mixed blessed ceramite into her body, turning her claws and teeth into the material and allowing her to rip through most things.

    She has a very loose, wild and reckless personality and is considered a good friend by many of her battle sisters. She is also openly flirtatious, and is attracted towards members of the same gender.
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)18:56 No.15268462
    >lesbian furry wolverine astartes
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)19:02 No.15268524
    This is so disgusting it's amazing.
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)19:02 No.15268535
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    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)19:08 No.15268603
    The fifth company purity sues convert bishonen male enemies by virtue of their incredible, mind blowing virtue and beauty.
    Their ranks even include Farseer Taldeer after the events of Love Can Bloom.
    >> Magi 06/14/11(Tue)19:11 No.15268624
    I'm tempted but i'd be forced to break my right hand afterwards out of rage.
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)19:11 No.15268628
    She's dead, bitch! LCB is officially non-canon.
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)19:11 No.15268629
    We're missing something. How do the Mary Sues get more marines? (not that they really need to, seeing as they are so flawless and all)

    The answer is asexual reproduction. In contrast to other marines, who can't reproduce at all, the Mary Sues can begin a baby at any time with just a thought thanks to the extra implanted organ which can fuse two egg-cells into one embryo.

    The resulting baby is, from birth, a natural Mary Sue Marine, with all extra organs already in place. The baby grows at an incredibly accellerated rate until 21, growing 21 years in just 21 days, 13 days if it's really urgent. The baby has innate knowledge of all tactics and combat skill that the mother knew, and might as well be an equally pure clone of the original.

    To arm a new army of super-babies in times of strife, a whole eco-friendly forge-world has been set aside specfically to arm the Mary Sues.
    The forge world has an output triple that of Mars, and the adeptus mechanicus on that planet are all incredibly attractive, hunky men that never wear shirts and other things girls like.
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)19:13 No.15268647
    >implying that this ridiculous bullshit has any connection to canon whatsoever
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)19:15 No.15268661
    >How do the Mary Sues get more marines?

    According to the Serena Starhawk story, by fucking.
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)19:23 No.15268735
    My idea for companies;

    2nd company: Tactical geniuses
    3rd company: Angsty marines
    4th company: Assholes who never suffer any negative consequences for their actions
    5th company: The purest and most innocent, who can never be corrupted by anything EVER
    6th company: Most beautiful and charming of them all
    7th company: Rough 'n tough assault specialists who have wild attitudes and are frequently tsundere
    8th company: Greatest librarians/psyker warriors, with ultimate knowledge and psychic powers
    9th company: Serious, proud, loyal and faithful lot who are like super paladins, protecting the weak and innocent no matter what
    10th company: Super skilled ninja-style warriors who move like the wind
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)19:23 No.15268741
    There are so many sues in this thread I'm gonna have to call my lawyer
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)19:25 No.15268766
    This chapter should have inquisitors, maybe some kind of horrendous Inquisitor / Tech Marine hybrid unique to the chapter.
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)19:27 No.15268788
    Stop...stop! I think I'm going to be sick
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)19:30 No.15268814

    thank you.
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)19:30 No.15268815
    Waitwaitwait....I just had an idea..... Captain of the 9th is dating Kal Draigo
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)19:30 No.15268821
    Unless anyone has any better suggestions, I say we go with this.
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)19:32 No.15268836
    Wait...exactly how large is the chapter? Does it follow standard Codex Astarderp organization or is it's unique?

    And overstrength or understrength?
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)19:32 No.15268849
    >Captain of the 9th is dating Kal Draigo
    I strongly approve of this.
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)19:33 No.15268855
    Understrength, and it follows its own unique special snowflake catagorization.

    Every other chapter just steals their ideas and their founder wrote the Codex Astartes
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)19:34 No.15268863

    With 999 marines.
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)19:35 No.15268873
    At all times?
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)19:37 No.15268901
    They keep the spot open for the marine that has been fighting in the arenas of Commorragh for several thousand years.
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 06/14/11(Tue)19:38 No.15268914
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)19:47 No.15269018
    In the name of Lady Jessamene Integra Isabella D'Arcelle Dawnshadow, I approve of all of these.
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)19:52 No.15269063
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)19:56 No.15269106
    If we want to roll with this idea, how about seconding her to the Grey Knight Paladins? She fights with them against demonic incursions, hoping beyond all hope that she and her beloved meet once more upon the field of battle before cruel fate separates them again.
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 06/14/11(Tue)19:57 No.15269115
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    >takes a minute to look at this thred and the last one
    >mfw I realize what Science has done.
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)20:14 No.15269273
    Excellent! Writefriend it on the double!
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)20:32 No.15269465
    The second company captain is a female Astartes version of Lelouch? Awesome.
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)20:33 No.15269480
    I pray that you're joking.
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)20:34 No.15269488
    As soon as my shift is over I will endeavour to writefag it to the best of my abilities. Hope you have sickbags.
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)20:36 No.15269497
    Dammit I want a Serena/Yiffle fic!
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)20:42 No.15269548
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    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)20:58 No.15269698
    >> Magi 06/14/11(Tue)20:58 No.15269701
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    No need for a power pack, her faith powers the armour for her.

    Now i'm going to go over here and break my hand
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)21:05 No.15269770

    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)21:08 No.15269808
    >10th company: Super skilled ninja-style warriors who move like the wind
    Wait...does this mean Serena Starhawk is a ninja?
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)21:18 No.15269917
    >Strap yourselves in, we're in for some chop

    Susan's Captaincy of the 2nd company

    ...Not much happened
    [Admin's/ =][='s note: yeah, you're not getting away that easy]
    [ed's note: damn]

    Upon achieving the rank of Captain with her fellow guards, Susan was promptly assigned to defend against one of abbaddon's black Crusades [probably the 12th or 11th] and given command of the Battleship Duchess Nu'kim, and Emporer class battle ship modified for short ranged brawling. En Route, she encountered the Biel Tan craftworrld of the Eldar whilst it was under attack by one of the tyranid Hive fleets. Deciding that helping them might tip the balance of the war, she moved in to assist the craftworld, personally leading the boarding action that killed the splinter fleet hive mind and allowing the remaining Eldar craft to destroy the pitiful remains of the fleet save 2 Unyuuufexes that were adopted by the second company because they were "so KAWAII!". The remainder of the trip passed without much incident barring a small encounter with a band of Ork Freebootas who were so entranced by the half-ork captain's beuty that they renounced Gork N Mork and signed on with the Aquilas and began Worshiping the emperor and speaking proper English.

    Upon arrival to Cadia, she found that Chaos had gained a considerable foothold on the planet. After attending the war counsel, she ealized that the plan the imperial commanders had (Stand by for reinforcements, hold the line, and crush the enemy with superior numbers and resources) was a stupid plan that would never work. Rallying the commanders and assorted generals, she lead a head-on assault. Chaos, surprised by her cunning strategy, ran from the field after Abbaddon Engaged her in hand-to-hand combat and lost the use of both his arms.
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)21:26 No.15269995

    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)21:28 No.15270015
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    >This entire thread.
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)21:31 No.15270045
    For her courage and leadership, Susan was awarded 4 iron Halos and every other medal that the imperium thought they could give her. She remained on Cadia to assist the rebuilding efforts before leaving to return to the rest of the chapter.

    Upon her voyage home, she uncovered several new STC machines, most of them were useless as they were little more than porn stashes and instructions on how to efficiently run a chaapter of space marines (which Susan was already a natural at and immediately saw several flaws in the design), but the last one contained designs for a Mega-Nemisis power sword with a small AI to help its wielder control the swarm of nanobots that accompanied it, which followed her around giving her the appearance of constantly radiating light and purity.

    The Adeptus Mechanicus, having heard of her so-called heresy, attempted to track her down and steal the remaining STC. After several failed attempts they attempted to force her to hand it over by surrounding her battleship with their own fleet of star-destroyer class battleships. Despite their numbers, the Duchess Nu'kim survived the engagement unscathed and the Ad mech fleet was all but destroyed. Afterwords, she gave a speach to the defeated Ad-Mech telling them why they were undeserving of the STC. Realizing the truth of her words, they bequeathed to the chapter a Warlord Titan and departed back to mars.
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)21:32 No.15270060
    Upon returning home, she was chosen to serve in the deathwatch.

    All we know about this period is that all angry marines that were part of the deathwatch filed a mass resignation a week after she joined screaming "THAT FUCKING BITCH IS NOT A GODDAMN SPACE MARINE WHY IS SHE NOT IN THE KITCHEN FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" before killing whatever idiot asked them why they quit.

    Upon returning to the chapter the old Chapter master died and due to her Beauty, Tactical Genius, Cunning, Wisdom, and , to quote her ork Freebootas, "Right Proper Stature", was elected chapter master.

    +++++++++Continue to career (Chapter master)?++++++

    [Admin's Note: we found the editor dead by apparent suicide after this. the weapon appered to be a bronze bust of Chapter Mistress Susan Superbus.]
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)21:33 No.15270075
    >Not giving an STC to the Admech
    Man, every single person in the Imperium would find that stupid. If you did you advanced technology and science and get to live like a king.
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)21:34 No.15270085

    having, God help me, read all of these she is apparently half tau, half ork, and half human.

    No it doesn't make any sense.
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 06/14/11(Tue)21:38 No.15270130
    So she is an improper fraction?
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)21:39 No.15270138
    She's so awesome she BREAKS MATH.

    The Old Ones are raging right now.
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)21:39 No.15270144
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)21:41 No.15270176
    >Right Proper Stature

    oh lordy
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)21:42 No.15270193
    >Worshiping the emperor and speaking proper English.
    >speaking proper English.

    Biggest Heresy in the thread.
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)21:45 No.15270232
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    So are they muscle girls or not?
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)21:47 No.15270272
    of course not.

    They are skinny beautiful girls in power armor
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)21:48 No.15270282
    No, they're not muscle girls, ew! Those aren't kawaii at all! They look like Sisters of Battle, but prettier, and their armour is even better than Marines and they use them just as well! And none of them are bald either, baka!
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)21:52 No.15270348
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    >this thread

    So are you guys gonna put this on 1d4, or what?
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)21:54 No.15270358
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    Then what's the damn point then?!
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)21:55 No.15270374
    ....they are Mary Sues. Perfect in Every Way/Shape/Form and are designed to be easily hateable.
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)21:57 No.15270399
    Already did.

    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)21:58 No.15270413
    Of course they're not muscle girls! Then how could they all be half Eldar?
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)22:00 No.15270431
    Yeeeah, muscle girls are a no.
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)22:00 No.15270436
    Don't be silly. She calmed the infinite rage in the Angry Marines hearts by teaching them about peace and love.
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)22:04 No.15270468

    There are things that NO ONE NOT EVEN THE EMPORER can do.
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 06/14/11(Tue)22:09 No.15270530
    they are still seven feet tall.
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)22:10 No.15270551

    but proportionally they're still the same as a smoking hot lady
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)22:19 No.15270650
    Actually, they're all nine feet tall. Outside their armor.
    Yes, one and a half feet taller than normal armored marines.
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)22:23 No.15270701
    This codex would get the matt ward award for clever background story, and improvement of the 40k story line.

    Good work OP
    >> Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)22:27 No.15270736
    Makes sense they'd be as tall as the Custodes, since their founder was one.

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