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    28 KB WAAAGH TANG CLAN Indonesian Gentleman 05/29/11(Sun)23:13 No.15098243  
    Allright, let's fluff more out of /tg/'s own ork waaagh!

    prev thread:


    We've also got the support of The Enshrouded (/tg/ DE), which means this makes it official that we trade some of our 'umies (that didn't pay protection) to the DE for mad science bitz. Any drawfags/writefags awake? We also need more of them! Any specific additions, crunch-wise?
    >> The God-Emperor of Mankind 05/29/11(Sun)23:19 No.15098329

    Writefag awake, what do you need?
    >> Anonymous 05/29/11(Sun)23:28 No.15098414

    We only have one named character: Tiga in da woodz. Maybe some writefaggotry about him?
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 05/29/11(Sun)23:29 No.15098437
    Let's have some inter-waaagh rivalry for now, but you can always make orks vs tau or 'umies.
    >> Anonymous 05/29/11(Sun)23:31 No.15098452
    >Waaagh Tang Klan
    >no characters named after wu tang clan members

    what the fuck am i looking at
    >> The God-Emperor of Mankind 05/29/11(Sun)23:33 No.15098477

    I am not keen on writing about a depressed ork.

    Who's yer rival Klan?
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 05/29/11(Sun)23:41 No.15098575
    We got none yet, but you can always picture the tension between the Yakuzorks and the Gangstas and Families. Drivebys, trading with DE smugglers, that sort.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 05/30/11(Mon)00:00 No.15098731
    you still there?
    >> Anonymous 05/30/11(Mon)00:10 No.15098822
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    Just throwing the idea although it doesnt actualy fit with the existing ideas:

    Sailan is a hive world that is mostly covered by a huge hive city. Once there were numerous coities but they all ``touch`` each other now and the whole world is considered to be one big city (sailan city).

    Of course the cities had different cultures and this can be seen in the city's various ``hoods`` and ``districts``.

    Now for the orky bits: A long time ago a waagh descended on Sailan and the fight was long and hard but the population survived and won.

    Sadly, the underhive is infected by orks collectively known as the Waagh Tang Clans.

    Divided in many ``famillie's`` and ``clans`` accross the different ``hoods``, they fight, trade and compete with each other and withg the more ``ordinary`` hivegangers.

    Since they are ded killy, they usualy win against mutants and humans and most of the salian ``underworld`` is made up by different ork clans.

    The local enforcers have decided to foght the green menace when they have to and pit them against each other whenever possible. So far the strategy proved successfull and the ork menace is contained, if not destroyed.

    That said, most of the black market is ruled by orks and anyone wanting to buy illegal marchandise on Sailan must expect to deal with orks (so even human traders collect ork teeths on sailan).

    In some districts, the ork presence is stronger and one can even expect to meet some on the higher levels of the hive (though they scatter when ``DAH COPS`` come around). Ork activity is especialy strong on the planet's moon: The Moon district of Sailan (the orks call it Saila Moon)
    >> Anonymous 05/30/11(Mon)00:17 No.15098896
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 05/30/11(Mon)00:37 No.15099072
    Well, willya look at that! You'll be seeing more of Ghostface Killah the Kommando (it fits! it fits!), Ar-Zi-Ay, Gee-Zi-Ay (maybe a pair of Made Boyz?), Masta Killa, Ol' Doity Bastid, Method Boy, and Ray-Won. If we're infusing these guys with Wu Tang Clan 'lore', we can have the hive world be named Statenia, and the Orks call it 'Shoo-line'.

    And yes, hell yes, we're gonna have non-violent Nobs duke it out... IN RHYMES. ORK RAP BATTLE YA GIT, CAN YA HANDLE IT?
    >> Anonymous 05/30/11(Mon)01:08 No.15099338
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    >peaceful ork rap battle

    DEYS BE MUCKIN ABAWT, unless of course they fight to decide who da winnah is. and afterwards the losers decide to do a tacticool trukk driveby.

    as for the special characters, I think masta killa is a given, the name is so orky it doesn´t even need any modifications!
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 05/30/11(Mon)01:13 No.15099374
    that's about the gist of Ork Rap Battles.
    Two nobs decide to rap instead of fight for a change -> dispute over whose rap is better -> brawl -> loser side plans Trukk driveby afterwards.

    So yeah, turns out Wu Tang Clan already got Orky names. They'z be propa' orky.
    >> Anonymous 05/30/11(Mon)01:19 No.15099432
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    Just throwing out some ideas, I apologize if they have already been said.

    How about we have some special characters, lets take masta killa in this example, sing rap songs in order to rile up the boyz fer a big WAAAAGH?

    Might be fun to rewrite some of wu tang clan songs to be more orky.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 05/30/11(Mon)01:25 No.15099486
    Awesome. That would be cool. In order to improve own morale, Orks rap it out, and their taktikhul Trukk drivebys also include 'boombox' upgrades to their Trukk, blaring Ork rap 24/7 towards the enemy.
    Maybe you can even crunch it so it causes fear in enemy squads?
    "Guardsmen, we're here to wipe the Orks that plague the hive world of Statenia! Don't let your guard down!"
    *rythmic thuds heard in the distance*
    "Sir, the Orks are coming towards us!"
    *thuds getting louder and louder, and finally the sight of dozens of Trukks are seen. All are blaring Ork rap out their boomboxes*
    "S-squad broken! AAAAAA"
    >> The God-Emperor of Mankind 05/30/11(Mon)01:29 No.15099516

    Sorry, Im trying to think up a scenario , but all im getting is "WAAAAAAAAAAAGH" "Smashy smashy" and "OI, DEMS MY BITS, DUN'T TUCH MAH CHIPS!"

    I am not good with Orks .
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 05/30/11(Mon)01:56 No.15099760
    Well, here's a good plan to write an Ork writestuff, the orky way:
    1) think of a non-Ork related story.
    2) write it.
    3) insert and replace stuff to make it sound Orky.

    So, for now, why don't you think of Mafiosi/Gangsta/Yakuza stuff, maybe like Reservoir Dogs, Ocean's Eleven, or even Smokin' Aces. Then you mix and match parts of it with Orks and Ork-related accessories.
    >> Anonymous 05/30/11(Mon)02:00 No.15099794
    they need to have boyz dual wielding machine pistols held sideways
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 05/30/11(Mon)02:12 No.15099895
    Well duh, that's a given. On weaponry, so far we got the Flash Gitz ('Made Boyz') wielding modified Tau lascannons called 'Da Orky Type-writa'. The Yakuzorks sometimes wield specialized Choppas called the 'Cutty-Noives', a Rising Son influence.
    On vehicles, we got Trukks with boomboxes.

    Say, what if their Kult of Speed members call themselves the 'Driftas' or 'Ricerboyz'? Just think of them driving modified Trukks, drifting across the battlefield, Orkz dual-wielding their guns sideways riding shotgun?
    >> Anonymous 05/30/11(Mon)02:16 No.15099922
    Roicaboyz would be better than ricerboyz
    >> Anonymous 05/30/11(Mon)02:24 No.15099986
    what abour orky sonic weapons that blare out skull exploding levels of blaring loud rap?
    >> Anonymous 05/30/11(Mon)02:39 No.15100103
    Roight lads, whatcha gonna do is take da biggest boomiest blast'n boombox 'n strap roight onto ta da stompiest deff dread dat wuz evah made! And I'z gunna call it da DEFF BOOMA and den we'z gunna 'ave da loudest n biggest WAAAAAAUUUGGHH EVUH SEEN!
    >> Anonymous 05/30/11(Mon)02:45 No.15100143
    The WAAAGH TANG CLAN needs to love being as loud as possible, so loud that their enemies can't even hear their own guns fire let alone think straight

    and of course they need to have an epic clash against the some noise marines
    >> Anonymous 05/30/11(Mon)04:34 No.15100932
    Now we are on it.. lets talk about the Gorkfatha.

    The gorkfatha, or Morkfatha sometimes, is the biggest, strongest, and clevest ork of all the klan. He is the only survivor of the original ork raid and, even if he had a name, it was long forgoten.

    For obvious reasons he is the top guy of the whole klan, the one who controls all the families, and he is the leader mainly because he made the klan work.

    After the assault and take over of the entire hive world, the original warboss was just a brute grunt without vision of future, something an small, weak and wounded in the throad ork noticed. The little ork had a whole vision of a prosper future for the WAAGH.
    >> Anonymous 05/30/11(Mon)04:35 No.15100940

    The little weak ork just took his Cutty-knoif, a weapon he looted afte battles against the Rising Sons and the Tau, and clearly cut his warboss' head in front of everyone, making his severed neck a fountain of greenblood the little ork was covered in.

    The surprise of all the waaagh was followed by a loud WAAAGH across the planet. If a proper warboss couldn't defend himself against a little weak and wounded ork, he didn't deserved to be warboss at all. The new WAAAGH field generated made him grow, even bigger than his original boss.

    His first order was to spare the rest of the humans on the planet, and them his plan was on: Prostitution, drugs, alcohol, illegal casinos.

    His plan was simple: Keep them afraid, keep them happy, keep them busy. With those three bases, he secured his control over the planet, preventing riots, keeping them working like grots in the maintenance of the hiveworld.
    >> Anonymous 05/30/11(Mon)04:36 No.15100947

    He looks like a really overgrown ork thanks for the respect and fait the rest of the klan has on him, almost thinking he is touched by gork, or mork, it deppends on the mood. He wear a whole black italian suit with a hat on his head. His expresion was cold, calmed and serious, something almost imposible in an ork, and he used some hair from a hairsquig to make him a fine white bear. He never cry, yell or scream mainly because his throad was wounded and when he decides to talk, he does in a weak quiet whisper, something everyone learned to fear, because he mostly talks before someone dies in one of the most gruesome, dirty and painfull ways.

    Once in a week he meets with all the familly leaders so he can have a good control of everything.
    >> Anonymous 05/30/11(Mon)05:43 No.15101506
    There is another orkish sport we should mention: BLAZTE BALL!

    ... Which it basically basbeball but with grenades.

    Also they like another sport, some they make beds trying to gain more chips and teefs: BLOXING!

    Two lare orks introduce their fists on two squigs... behind entraces and use them as gloves, them they are trapped inside a hollow block, called "Blox", and throw punches one against the other, trying to make the angry abused grots bite their opponent and take a good chunk of his meat. The fight ends when one of them falls three times on a round, one of them falls and doesn't get up in ten seconds or after then round 12 ends, were a jury should check which ork has less bites, making him the winner.
    >> Anonymous 05/30/11(Mon)07:38 No.15102263

    Pass all this on a orthography checker and it would look better.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 05/30/11(Mon)09:18 No.15102485
    um... what's an orthography checker?
    >> Anonymous 05/30/11(Mon)09:51 No.15102558

    something you use to correct any orthography error. English is not my first language, so you can see i made terrible mistakes writting.
    >> Anonymous 05/30/11(Mon)09:55 No.15102591
    So.. you liked the story of the gorkfatha?

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