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    79 KB Makin' a Klan! (1d100) Da Boss 05/29/11(Sun)16:05 No.15094763  
    Awright, you lazy sluggabeds, up an at 'em! We'z had a bunch o' 'oomie an' bug an' pointy 'ead klans comin' inna bein' an' we aint 'bout to be outdone! It's time for more Ork!

    'Ere'z 'ow it's gonna work:
    - You'z gonna be asked some queschuns an' given some opshuns. HANDS OFF YER KEYBORD, YA GIT! Ya gots ta roll for 'em! Some of 'em'll be out of a 'undred, utha times out o' ten, sometimes BOTH; so ya gots ta PAY ATTENTION! I'll tell ya wot ya gots ta roll by puttin' it in da SUBJECT line. Dats da part in blue. Get it? 'Cuz blue is da luckiest an' dice is random!

    - Sometimes da opshuns'll be laid out all nice-like, otha times dey won't be. S'cuz we had to loot some o' da tables we use from da 'umies (like propa Orkz do).

    - Ta give da Grots an' slow gits a foightin' chance, da winna of each roll will be da one 'ooz post numbah ends in an even numbah. Aint much of a 'andicap, but it's all you LAZY GITS're gonna get!

    Now dat da rulez is laid down, let's get ta makin' a klan! So...
    >'Ow long we been around (an say if we'z a propa klan or Freebootas)?
    >> Anonymous 05/29/11(Sun)16:09 No.15094794
    FREEBOOTAS YA GIT!

    WOTCHA FINK WE ARE, A BUNCHA SOPPY GROKS?
    >> Anonymous 05/29/11(Sun)16:10 No.15094803
    rolled 67 = 67

    WAAAAAUUUUGGGHHH!!
    >> Anonymous 05/29/11(Sun)16:11 No.15094806
    FREEBOOTAZ! All da teef for us, from 'ooever has th' most of em!
    >> Anonymous 05/29/11(Sun)16:11 No.15094809
    rolled 69 = 69

    >>15094794
    STUPID GIT YOU'Z DOIN IT WRONG!
    >> Anonymous 05/29/11(Sun)16:12 No.15094828
    >>15094809
    I forgotz 'ow boss! I frew 2 o' dem ten sided wotchadoodums 'n got a Seventy'un!
    >> Anonymous 05/29/11(Sun)16:12 No.15094830
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>15094806
    YOU'Z GOT TA ROLL YA GIT CUZ WE'Z GOT SOME LOOTED TABLES!
    >> Anonymous 05/29/11(Sun)16:14 No.15094843
    >>15094830
    Don't 'it me boss!
    >>15094828
    >> Anonymous 05/29/11(Sun)16:14 No.15094847
    rolled 25 = 25

    >>15094828
    YOU SEE DAT ZOGGIN BOX WHERE DA 'UMIES PUT THEIR ELEKTRONIKS MAIL IN? YOU'Z GOTS TA PUT DICE+1d100 THERE
    >> 1d100 Da Boss 05/29/11(Sun)16:17 No.15094859
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    Some o' you gits aint rollin' propa! Rememba dat it's
    >dice+1d100
    an don't be coverin' em up! We gotz to see wot dice ya rolled!
    >>15094830
    Dat zero's gonna count as a ten. 'CAUSE I SEZ SO! An' ya kwoted a FREEBOOTA so we'z gonna be Freebootaz, me lads!
    Looks like we'z been around longa dan da muck in yer ear! (32nd millenium)

    You bunch're a feisty lot, but wots dis pile o' gits duh-mean-... die-meen-... WOT COLOR IS WE?!
    1-20 Red (da fastest)
    21-50 Green (da Orkiest)
    51-65 Black (Ded killy)
    66-80 Yellow (Flashiest)
    81-95 Purple (da sneakiest. Neva saw one, didja?)
    96-99 Blue (da luckiest)
    100 Roll twoice (ya lucky git!)
    >> Anonymous 05/29/11(Sun)16:18 No.15094870
    rolled 40 = 40

    >>15094859
    'ERE WE GO!
    >> Anonymous 05/29/11(Sun)16:19 No.15094878
    rolled 8 = 8

    GREEN IS DA BEST!
    >> Anonymous 05/29/11(Sun)16:19 No.15094883
    rolled 21 = 21

    >>15094870
    GREEN IS BEST!
    >> 1d10 Da Boss 05/29/11(Sun)16:21 No.15094901
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    >>15094870
    Dat woz quick. You sure we aint red? Looks like we'z GREEN, like is proper. YAARR!

    Every Ork gots ta know where 'e came from! 'S import'nt dat we don' forget dem wots made our Klan strong! We gots an Ork wots lejundery. 'Oo was 'e again? 1d10
    1-5 Warboss/Kaptin
    6-7 Ork Boy (1d10: Shoota, Slugga, Storm Boy)
    8-9 Speshul boy (1d10: Mekboy, Dok, Weirdboy, Kommando)
    10 Grot ('E wozn't an Ork, but dat little git was roight fiesty)
    >> Anonymous 05/29/11(Sun)16:22 No.15094910
    >>15094870
    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
    >> Anonymous 05/29/11(Sun)16:23 No.15094914
    rolled 10 = 10

    >>15094901
    'ERE WE GO
    >> Anonymous 05/29/11(Sun)16:23 No.15094915
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>15094901
    MOI KAPTIN, MOI KAPTIN!
    >> Anonymous 05/29/11(Sun)16:23 No.15094917
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>15094901
    Speshul!!
    >> Anonymous 05/29/11(Sun)16:23 No.15094919
    rolled 82 = 82

    >>15094901
    >> Anonymous 05/29/11(Sun)16:23 No.15094921
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>15094901
    YAAARGH
    >> Anonymous 05/29/11(Sun)16:24 No.15094928
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>15094914
    BRILLIANT!
    >> 1d100 (an a 1d10 jus' in case!) Da Boss 05/29/11(Sun)16:27 No.15094946
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    >>15094914
    Ya didn't roll da propa die, but ya got wivin da range anyhow, so I'll count it dis once since I gots utha places to be!

    You'z a sad sack o' skallywags! Ya got outdone by a GROT!
    Aw'roight, now what'd 'e do?
    1-25 Bane of 'Umies
    26-50 Killa of spiky boyz
    51-70 Konkered otha puny-er Orks
    71-85 Romped a city o' pointy 'eads (1d10: Eldar or Dark Eldar)
    86-90 Got eaten by da Worp. E'z comin' back one day.
    91-95 Beat down a planet o' some new kind o' squig. Big n scary it woz...
    96-100 Led a WAAAGH! dat was da best scrap we eva 'ad, 'til dem stupid Ork
    Snoipah gits went 'n' ruined da whole fing.
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH 05/29/11(Sun)16:28 No.15094961
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    I say, now dis iz really indarezdin'.
    >> Anonymous 05/29/11(Sun)16:28 No.15094963
    rolled 67 = 67

    >>15094946
    'E WAS ALL DED KILLY BOSS FOR SUCH A WEE LIL RUNT!
    >> Anonymous 05/29/11(Sun)16:29 No.15094968
    rolled 37 = 37

    >>15094946
    We Hurt Dem Pointy 'Eads
    >> Anonymous 05/29/11(Sun)16:31 No.15094983
    rolled 13 = 13

    >>15094946
    TO BE FAIR BOSS HE WAZ A BIG GROT
    >> 1d10 Da Boss 05/29/11(Sun)16:32 No.15094988
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    >>15094968
    ARR ya daft, ya squighead?! 'E was krumpin' dem Spiky Boyz lef' an' roight. I remember 'cuz I woz there, laddy! Kep' one o' them pointy stars fer me-self too!

    Now... dis is a touchy subjekt wit da boyz, but... 'oo'z betta, Gork or Mork?
    1-3 Gork
    4-6 Mork
    7-9 Deyz both good, ya squighead!
    10 We don' know so we just 'ave da boyz foight 'til one of 'em wins.
    >> Anonymous 05/29/11(Sun)16:33 No.15094996
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    rolled 53 = 53

    >>15094983
    Biggest grot I'z evah seen.

    'E's like one'a dem rabbit-squig tings livin' 'appily round a den killah squigs
    >> Anonymous 05/29/11(Sun)16:34 No.15095007
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>15094996
    KAMIYAMA AS A GROT

    I LOVE IT
    >> Anonymous 05/29/11(Sun)16:35 No.15095012
    rolled 21 = 21

    >>15094988
    WAAARGH
    >> Anonymous 05/29/11(Sun)16:35 No.15095015
    >>15095007
    >Gork iz best
    >Hero is a grot
    Wut
    >> Anonymous 05/29/11(Sun)16:35 No.15095018
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>15094988
    BRUTALLY KUNNING BOSS.
    >> dice+1d10 ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH 05/29/11(Sun)16:36 No.15095021
    MORK! KUNNINGLY BRUTAL!
    >> Anonymous 05/29/11(Sun)16:36 No.15095029
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>15094988
    WE'Z DA MOST KUNNININGIST /AND/ DA BRUTALIST.
    >> Anonymous 05/29/11(Sun)16:38 No.15095040
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>15094996
    and thus the Kromarty 'Igh Freebootas were born
    >> 1d10 Da Boss 05/29/11(Sun)16:39 No.15095049
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    >>15095018
    Looks like da boyz is in favor o' GORK.

    Everyone knows dat Orks luvs a good foight. 'S in our blood, me 'earties. We'z 'ad some good scraps in da past, but 'ow many boyz we got left?
    1 Not much, boss...
    2-4 We'z short a bunch o' gits, but we can round up more!
    5-9 We gots enuff boyz to 'ave us a propa foight!
    10 We gots more boyz dan you can toss a herd o' Squigs at! An' trust me, I tried.
    >> Anonymous 05/29/11(Sun)16:41 No.15095061
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>15095049
    WE HAZ LOTZ AN' MANY
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH 05/29/11(Sun)16:41 No.15095063
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>15095049
    WE'Z GOT A PROPA' WAAAGH!
    >> Anonymous 05/29/11(Sun)16:41 No.15095065
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>15095049
    WE GOT TOO MANY GITZ. EVEN DA HUMIES IS SCARED OF OUA NUMBAS.
    >> Anonymous 05/29/11(Sun)16:43 No.15095071
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>15095049
    ALWAYS A PROPA WAAAGH!
    >> Da Boss 05/29/11(Sun)16:45 No.15095079
    Keep rollin', ya gits! I aint got foreva!
    >> dice+1d100 Anonymous 05/29/11(Sun)16:46 No.15095082
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    >> Anonymous 05/29/11(Sun)16:47 No.15095084
    rolled 7 = 7

    'ERE WE GO
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH 05/29/11(Sun)16:47 No.15095087
    rolled 8 = 8

    HERE WE GO! DA BOYZ! DA BOYZ!
    >> 1d100 Da Boss 05/29/11(Sun)16:50 No.15095100
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    >>15095084
    We gots us enuff fer a propa foight! Looks like we won' 'ave to steal boyz from da otha klans. Or maybe we'll do it jus' fer FUN!

    By da way... see dem gits ova dere? Deyz off limits until I sez so. Got it?!
    >> Dice+1d10 Anonymous 05/29/11(Sun)16:51 No.15095103
    >>15095049

    WE GOTZ ENOUGH BOYZ TO EAT A NIDZ!
    >> Da Boss 05/29/11(Sun)16:52 No.15095108
    >>15095103
    >dice+1d100
    Dat goez in da e-mail field. Now youz ekwipped propa!
    >> Anonymous 05/29/11(Sun)16:57 No.15095121
    rolled 68 = 68

    >>15095100
    WE NEEDS MORE DEFFCOPTA BOSS. FLYIN TINGS IS BESTER TINGS.
    >> Anonymous 05/29/11(Sun)16:59 No.15095127
    >>15095108

    OK. NOW ERE WE GO!
    >> Anonymous 05/29/11(Sun)17:00 No.15095131
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    May I ask fer da download link to the PDF or wootevah ya're usin ta make this.
    >> Da Boss 05/29/11(Sun)17:04 No.15095142
    >>15095131
    I made it me-self (wif lib'ral use of looted 'oomie tables)! I'll put it in dis pastebin fer you gits ta use if you become propa Kaptins an' Warbosses.

    http://pastebin.com/rfR8dirH
    >> Anonymous 05/29/11(Sun)17:05 No.15095147
    Somebody needs to compile all the tables that have been modified for each race some day.
    >> Anonymous 05/29/11(Sun)17:06 No.15095152
    >>15095127

    DIS GROT SWILLIN PIECE O RUST DON'T WORK RIGHT!
    >> Da Boss 05/29/11(Sun)17:11 No.15095170
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    >>15095121
    I gots places ta be, so I sez dis one goes fer now. We gots a fing goin' wif dem Spiky Boyz. Musta been 'cuz dey got WOMPED by a GROT! Haw haw haw!

    'Ere'z da rest o' wot ya gots ta do! Roll fer em propa or pick one yerselves, don't matta none. I expe't t' see somefin finished when I gets back from krumpin' dem gits wot set off stikbombs in me hut!

    >8. See dem gits ova dere? Krump 'em. (1-27 Chapter Enemies)

    >9. We got lotsa boyz in our klan, but wot've we got da most of?
    1-5 Boyz (1d10: Shoota, Slugga, Storm Boy)
    6 Dokz
    7 Weirdboyz
    8 Mekboyz
    9 Kommandoz
    10 Grots, Grots e'rywhere!

    >10. Now we gots ta name our klan. You boyz 're on yer own fer dis one! Come to a
    konssen-... kossnessnu-... PICK ONE!

    >>15095152
    I reckon 'cuz ya aint s'posed t' kapit'loiz it. Try makin' da 'D' small as a grot!
    >> Anonymous 05/29/11(Sun)17:11 No.15095172
    >>15095152
    'dice' IN LITTEL LETTAS
    >> Dice+1d10 Anonymous 05/29/11(Sun)17:12 No.15095176
    GOOOOOO
    >> Anonymous 05/29/11(Sun)17:16 No.15095191
    I was actually planning on making something like this myself. Might still give it a go.
    >> Anonymous 05/29/11(Sun)17:26 No.15095221
    >>15095170

    That's not how Orks work. There are ALWAYS more grots than Orks and there are ALWAYS more normal boyz (be they shoota boyz, bikers, kommandos, or stormboyz).

    Meks, Doks, and Weirdboyz? Those are rare in ANY tribe; some just have a few more than others (and usually lack another kind in exchange).

    Your chart here is like having an Imperial Guard army composed primarily of engineseers or sanctioned psykers. Hell, heven AdMech armies are composed mainly of 'normal' infantry, the Skitarii, and techpriests (ones that fight, at least) are only about as common as officers are to the IG.
    >> Anonymous 05/29/11(Sun)17:26 No.15095222
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>15095170

    WE A BUNCHA PIRATE GROTS!
    >> Anonymous 05/29/11(Sun)17:45 No.15095282
    We'z be da Pirates o' Ni! Sound roight, dunnit?
    >total noob question: how do I post dice roll?
    >> Anonymous 05/29/11(Sun)17:47 No.15095288
    >>15095221

    Our boss wuz a Grot. Yer argument iz invalid.
    >> Iron'ead 05/29/11(Sun)17:59 No.15095342
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    >>15095221
    OY YEW,

    GIT OUTTA 'ERE AN QUIT RUIN OUR FUN.

    OY'LL ARVE YER KNOW DAT OY KNOW A GROT WOT RUNZ IZ OWN WAAAGH MADE O' INKARCURATED 'UMIEZ. SMARMY GIT DAT ONE IZ.
    >> Anonymous 05/29/11(Sun)18:17 No.15095397
    rolled 8 = 8

    WEZE DA ROK LOOTAS
    >> Me only regret... was blowin' up. Da Boss 05/29/11(Sun)20:37 No.15096608
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    'Ere's a version wots been revised.
    http://pastebin.com/nfhw86Yb

    I skipp'd over a mess o' fings wot I thought wuz pointless (since we aint 'umies). If one o' you snivelin' grots finks you can add bits 'n' gubbins to it, I dares ya ter try! We Orkz is best! We aint gonna be outdone in foightin' or klan-makin' or nuffin!

    WAAAAAAAGH!
    >> Anonymous 05/29/11(Sun)20:41 No.15096648
    rolled 36 = 36

    >>15094859
    Sorry boss, we waz muckin' about.
    >> Anonymous 05/29/11(Sun)20:44 No.15096665
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    rolled 96 = 96

    Iz got me choppa and me klaw. Iz ready to go!
    >> Anonymous 05/29/11(Sun)22:37 No.15097857
    Could please someone archive this thread?
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 05/29/11(Sun)23:33 No.15098478
    Bumpan for fellow Ork klan! Us Waaagh Tang Klan gitz asks for 'protection money'.



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