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    205 KB /tg/'s own Ork WAAAAGGGGHHH!! Indonesian Gentleman 05/28/11(Sat)11:35 No.15081746  
    You know what? Almost everybody else and their god-emperor (except the Tau) have at least one custom /tg/ chapter/faction/group fluffed out. So let's decide on an Ork WAAAGGGHHH via dice rolls, as most of these other chapters/what-have-you also did.
    First, let's roll for the dominant Clan in this waaagh. Roll a 1d6:
    1 - Bad Moonz
    2 - Blood Axes
    3 - Deathskullz
    4 - Evil Sunz
    5 - Goffs
    6 - Snakebitez
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)11:37 No.15081763
    rolled 1 = 1

    Go Blood Axes!
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 05/28/11(Sat)11:50 No.15081832
    Welp, seems like most of our waaagh is Bad Moonz. We'z be swimmin' in teef, an' have da flashiest bitz.
    Now for Oddboy likelihood: What kind of Oddboy do we have the most of?
    Roll a 1d5.
    1 - Doks and Painboyz
    2 - Mekboyz
    3 - Runtherds
    4 - Weirdboyz
    5 - Madboyz
    'ere we go, 'ere we go, 'ere we go!
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)11:50 No.15081840
    Toofiest and shootiest.
    I like this.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)11:52 No.15081858
    rolled 2 = 2

    come on madboyz!
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)11:52 No.15081859
    rolled 1 = 1

    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)11:52 No.15081863
    rolled 1 = 1

    I'd like some madboyz.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)11:54 No.15081868
    So, we have flashiest shootaz there are. If we were Deathskullz I would suggest looted Tau gear.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)11:54 No.15081869
    wtf why is everyone rolling 1d1
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)12:07 No.15081891
    screw tau gear

    we haf the most teef.

    Lets get us some necron gear up in here!
    Also necrorks!
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 05/28/11(Sat)12:07 No.15081911
    OK, so we got a lot of painboyz, and a few mekboyz. Dem painboyz must be filthy rich, and go squig-golfing every weekend. We'll probably see some bling bling body augmentations in this waaagh. Now, our waaagh usually fights indiscriminately, but more often than not, we fight these dudes a lot:
    roll a 1d7.
    1 - IoM snootnosez
    2 - Chaos hooliganz
    3 - other Orkz
    4 - Eldar pansyboyz
    5 - Dark Eldar emoboyz
    6 - Tau blueboyz
    7 - pesky Tyranids
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)12:08 No.15081938
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    fukken LURVE this mini
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)12:08 No.15081941
    rolled 2 = 2

    Rollin fer Chaoz gitz
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)12:08 No.15081943
    da best gunz and da best wagonz around!
    >> Shock 05/28/11(Sat)12:09 No.15081946
    rolled 1 = 1

    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)12:10 No.15081948
    rolled 2 = 2

    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)12:10 No.15081950
    rolled 2 = 2

    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)12:10 No.15081953
    rolled 7 = 7

    Shit, wrong type of die
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 05/28/11(Sat)12:11 No.15081960
    ah snap, I forgot the Necrons in the list. Re-roll, this time using 1d8...
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)12:12 No.15081963
    rolled 6 = 6

    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)12:12 No.15081965
    rolled 1 = 1


    Rollin fer Chaoz again
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)12:13 No.15081973
    rolled 2 = 2

    On it, boss...
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)12:14 No.15081984
    rolled 6 = 6

    Rollin' Fer Da Emprah's Boyz!
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 05/28/11(Sat)12:15 No.15081988
    Well, it seems like dem 'umies an' blueboyz are fast becomin' nuisances. OK, now let's roll for overall combat tactics. Roll 1d6 for a color!
    1 - Red
    2 - Yellow
    3 - Black
    4 - Blue
    5 - Green
    6 - Purple
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)12:16 No.15081996
    rolled 1 = 1

    Can Someone explain to me
    what these colors means?
    Whatahell Rolling for Green
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)12:17 No.15082001
    rolled 6 = 6

    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)12:18 No.15082006
    rolled 3 = 3

    Come on Purple!
    >> Shock 05/28/11(Sat)12:18 No.15082007

    Ermm... I believe Red helps them go fasta, yellow means they're rich and thus get HUGE GUNZ, blue means they're lucky and thus have lots of looted rhinos and shit. No idea about the rest. Green = Sneaky gits maybe?
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)12:18 No.15082008
    rolled 3 = 3

    Red - Fastest
    Yellow - Flashest
    Black - Ded' Killy
    Blue - Luckiest
    Green - Best
    Purple - Dunno. I think sneakiest, because you never see a purple ork.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)12:19 No.15082013
    rolled 3 = 3

    Rollin 7 for black!
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 05/28/11(Sat)12:20 No.15082014
    Red ones go fasta', Yellow ones got more boom, Black ones are ded killy, Blue ones are lucky gitz, Green ones are true orky, and Purple is sneaky.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)12:20 No.15082017
    rolled 2 = 2

    >> Indonesian Gentleman 05/28/11(Sat)12:23 No.15082041
    Oh yeeeah, we be ded killy. We'z use good tactics (or sumfink' like dat), an' our enemies, dey go ded, jus' like dat.
    Now we'z need a name, going by konsenshus this time. Also, maybe put in a general 'feel' of our Orkz; are they kinda like the Gangsta with their bling? Would the extra surplus in Tau and 'umie bitz would make them a bit weaboo? (I hope not!)
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)12:24 No.15082048

    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)12:26 No.15082066
    definitely gangsta influence what with the teefbling and all

    Waaaaghka Dakka Flames
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)12:27 No.15082068
    rolled 6 = 6

    So Gangstah Orks?
    Yo Yo Yo?
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)12:27 No.15082071
    >a bit weaboo?
    We'z da Baka Boyz.
    We charge afta dem 'umies wif our cry of "AM I KAWAAAAAGH, UGUUU"
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)12:28 No.15082083
    rolled 7 = 7

    Foightin' Boyz.

    Yakuza basis, they're known as the "violence group" by the media.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)12:28 No.15082085
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)12:29 No.15082096
    rolled 6 = 6

    i laughed
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)12:30 No.15082099
    Da Toofy Gubbins klan
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 05/28/11(Sat)12:32 No.15082111
    Well, we got more gangsta than weeaboo it seems. So yeah, we loot Tau guns, modify it, and then send some Flash Gitz to do a taktikhul driveby on them blueskinz. Sometimes we wear some of their yellow armor as bling bling on chains; but more often we wear black. We got a whole lot of painboyz to graft all the bling we get into our skin and teef sometimes, to scare the enemy away.
    Last roll of the day: Gork or Mork? 1d2.
    1 - Gork
    2 - Mork
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)12:33 No.15082119
    No, no, no!

    It should be :

    Mork: 1
    Gork: 2
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)12:33 No.15082121
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)12:33 No.15082123
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    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)12:34 No.15082124
    Big eyes small teef?

    >dat's just not Orky!
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)12:34 No.15082131
    Anyone remember one of the last decent White Dwarf issues that showcased some guy's Grey Orks? Those were about the only good custom ork faction I've seen.

    I think the problem with trying to make your own style Ork faction is that Orks are already crazy unpredictable comic relief, so it's not easy to make them stand out.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)12:34 No.15082132
    rolled 1 = 1

    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)12:35 No.15082137
    We're brutal!
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)12:35 No.15082138
    rolled 46 = 46

    Gork it's Brutal but Cunning
    and Mork Cunning but Brutal right?
    I say Gork
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)12:35 No.15082145
    rolled 2 = 2

    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)12:36 No.15082146

    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)12:37 No.15082155
    must stop /tg/...from making mistake. DONT MAKE BLAND. Hey, Make a new clan, and erez ow' we gonna do it.

    1. Deff axes- you gets ta' loot and nic' whacha want. Deff axes and deathzkullz would be an awesome combo of values.

    2.bad moonz and evil sunz, fuck all if i know what to call it but they would be flash as hell, have more dakka then you can shake a choppa at. (one of them spikey boyz choppaz) and go fast like waaaagh!!!

    final option

    Freebooters. But since i play a rogue and steal alot, then sneak. im all for the deffaxes....cause bloodskullz sounds chaosy.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 05/28/11(Sat)12:40 No.15082182
    Okay, so we are da Foightin' Boyz, a gangsta/yakuza themed Ork WAAAAGGGGHHH with a lot of teef. I'm picturing Orks using Tau armor as bling, and get themselves tattooed with tigersquigs on their back, respect 'tradition', and drivebys on Trukks modified to look like a Mustang. Sometimes their Nobs wear pretty black suits and wield long Knoifes dey call 'Cutty-noives' (katanas), maybe this is after fighting against the Rising Sons. Lots of Doks to graft bling on their skin or teef. And still they have dispute over who's best, Gork or Mork.
    All we need now is some writefags and drawfags! Feel free to discuss the rules part of the fluff, or expand on the fluff. It's late where I am... Keep da good work, boyz!
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)12:41 No.15082193
    rolled 12 = 12

    We Need to Make the Tau pay for protection if you know what i mean
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 05/28/11(Sat)12:48 No.15082227
    Now I like your thinkin'! Also, LIGHTBULB: Throw in some aspect of 1920s gangsters in there, too. So, pinstriped suits and tommygun-like Big Shootaz?
    Also, archived:
    Night guys!
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)13:05 No.15082390
    rolled 89 = 89

    We Ar Classy Gents
    Nor Payrz For Protection Blueboyz
    Or elze
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)13:21 No.15082505
    So it's the Wu Tang Klan?
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)13:22 No.15082515
    More like the WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH Tang Clan
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)13:24 No.15082527
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)13:28 No.15082566
    I imagine the klan's tactics would revolve around driving by an enemy outpost with a trukk, then having a buncha boyz with dakka come out and shoot the whole place to hell.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)13:38 No.15082632
    Or just good old fashun drivebys.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)13:57 No.15082753
    I suddenly had the image of an ork in golf-attire, smacking a ball with his choppa to see if it hits "some pansy gitz 'ead".
    Best sport ever.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)14:04 No.15082795
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    any objections that this is our standard boy?
    Since we're really shooty?
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)14:10 No.15082828
    He needs a fedora.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)14:13 No.15082847
    No no no, he needs a trilby
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)14:14 No.15082856

    nobody ever needs a trilby. ugliest hat ever.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)14:14 No.15082864
    Take it back you uncultured swine
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)14:18 No.15082891
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    Boss! Boss! Dis 'umie 'as noice shades. Can we 'ave noice shades too?
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)14:23 No.15082904
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    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)14:24 No.15082912
    only if you make 'em more shooty!
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)14:24 No.15082915
    So how are nobs going to be called?

    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)14:27 No.15082945
    I like that. I like that a lot.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)14:33 No.15082985
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    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)14:36 No.15083020
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    'E... 'E ain't rilly ded! Naw, naw, get da painboyz.. 'E... 'E can't be ded.


    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)14:42 No.15083082

    Orkamina confirmed for nob leader.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)14:44 No.15083107
    I don't like dat grot Shimun, though. Alwayz whinin', neva waves da boss's banna, neva uses 'is shoota. Just whinez.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)14:45 No.15083117
    he isnt ded ya git, he's getting his new cybork upgrade ya stopid son of a squig
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)14:48 No.15083147
    Oh. Roight. Sorry. We still gotta stomp dem 'umies an' loot dem tankz.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)14:51 No.15083178
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    This was his Mekka
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)14:51 No.15083181
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    I will leave this here.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)14:57 No.15083221
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)14:58 No.15083226
    So... do we have a name for this /tg/ ork faction?
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)14:58 No.15083233
    "Da WAAAGH tang klan" I fink.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)15:00 No.15083247
    So let me get this straight...

    >Rich Orks
    >20's Gangsters

    Fuck the Rising Sons. These boyz are were it's at!
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)15:01 No.15083254
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)15:04 No.15083269

    Don't forget to add.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)15:08 No.15083302
    so... do they live with other races? also, they MUST have some contact with dark eldars, because they wont be good yakuza/gansters if they dont trafic with prostitutes.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)15:10 No.15083322
    Dis git moight 'ave da right of it.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)15:33 No.15083521
    hm.. i have an idea for their origin.

    Could it be posible that a massive WAAAHG could take over a hive planet (thats how the planetside cities are called, right?) and after taking over they decided to spare the lives of the humans inside, not for compasion, but to manage the biggest loot an ork could manage to get, an entire city planet? After they spread all over the hive planet, they start to split in different "families", all of them following a top don/oyabun/whatever, but at the same time fighting against eachother to take over terrain and position in the clan.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)16:28 No.15084045
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    sorry just had to draw it.
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)16:33 No.15084112
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)16:36 No.15084154
    Calling it now, the Rokk they crashed into their "home base" planet is called "Da Moon Saila".
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)21:58 No.15086823
    Serious question. What is the preferred weapon of the Waagh Tang Klan. Tommy gun or Katana?
    >> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)22:17 No.15087036

    Get that shit out of here. You can't chop with a katana, and Orkz iz ALL about choppin' in melee.

    Tommy gunz fer da boyz. LOTSA dakka.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 05/29/11(Sun)01:27 No.15088656
    Holy shit, this thread made it this far? You guys are an amazing bunch I tells ya. MORE TEEF FOR EVERYONE!
    So far, reading the thread, I like the idea of Waaaniki nobs, our clan taking over a hive planet, and the name Waaagh Tang Klan. Also on 'trading' with Dark Eldar, what about we trade some of the hive populace for gear and bitz? Maybe we also deal with Freebootaz?
    We also need special characters and stuff like that. Also, we need to fluff out their conflicts with the Tau and IoM; Maybe we view them as coppers? I'm picturing the Tau like the Japanese police and the IoM like American police... and we're the criminal element.
    Keep up the good work, boyz!
    >> Anonymous 05/29/11(Sun)02:16 No.15089088
    But boss we needz ta sleep. I'll do in in da mornin'.

    Bloody stinkin' Waaaniki...
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 05/29/11(Sun)02:45 No.15089392
    No prob boyz, morning will come soon enough. Get yer well-deserved sleep, for tomorrow, WE WAAAGGHHH IN HELL!
    >> Anonymous 05/29/11(Sun)02:56 No.15089482
    actually, choppin' is one of the few things you can actually do with a Katana. But it doesn't realy fit in the Ork style... well, maybe a asian themed Rogue Trader/2nd Edition Stormboyz Squad.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 05/29/11(Sun)03:09 No.15089584
    1d4chan page is up!
    Edit whenever necessary.
    >> Anonymous 05/29/11(Sun)06:17 No.15090967
    So... whall we continue?
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 05/29/11(Sun)09:29 No.15091735
    Yeah, sure, go ahead! Sorry for replying this late, I have some family matters to attend to.
    I still think we'd need more drawfags and writefags on this, especially writefags. Also if there's stuff you guys object/have ideas to, feel free to post! GET A WAAAAGGGHHH ON, PEOPLE!
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 05/29/11(Sun)09:57 No.15091924
    Bumping for writefags and/or drawfags. Have you guys liked the idea so far?
    Also, reposting a bit of fluff from 1d4chan:

    Most Doks and some Warbosses usually play a game called 'Galf' in the lulls between waaaghs, picked up from the former elites of the hives they now control. It involves using a special crooked stick (the 'Galf-stikk') to hit a 'Galf-ball', in the hopes the Galf-ball hit some git's head squarely and knock the git out. The Galf-ball can be anything from an albino Squig, some unlucky grot painted white, or even skulls, as long as it's round-shaped and white in color. Sometimes, the Galf-stikk is enchanched with rocket addons, but most Orks prefer using ordinary, un-rocketed Galf-stikks.
    >> Anonymous 05/29/11(Sun)10:19 No.15092041

    Until recently, the top Galfa on the planet was "Tiga in da Woods", but he was exiled from his house when it was discovered that he was fighting in battles that the rest of the house didn't know existed. Since that time, he has come with the closest ork analogue to the human condition of "depression", meaning he occasionally is only a little happy after a battle. While he still fights for the Waaagh Tang Klan, he no longer finds himself winning Galf Games, often taking three or four more Galf-Balls to knock out a git.

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