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    216 KB Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)15:38 No.14970952  
    Oh, hello! Um...is this thing on? It's on, isn't it. Anyway, hello!

    Where was I? Oh, that's right. I'm Wheately, and as of right now, I'm the head of Games Workshop. I've got so many ideas!
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)15:39 No.14970957
    >Designed with the intention of being a moron
    >GW Board

    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)15:39 No.14970961

    Character even has a British accent.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)15:40 No.14970964
    okay, then who's GLaDOS?
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)15:41 No.14970965
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    Space Combat, Space Combat, 40k's gotta have Space Combat.

    Space Combat.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)15:41 No.14970969
    oh, nevermind, the C'tans are gonna get potato'ed.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)15:42 No.14970976
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    Alright, alright, I've been reading some Machiavello, and it looks like Nicholai had some good ideas for dealing with the, uh, competition, as it were. Something about foxes and lions, if I remember correctly.

    It's decided! We'll corner the furry market!
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)15:42 No.14970977
    "They say the old caretaker of this place went absolutely crazy. Chopped up his entire staff... of robots; all of them robots. They say at night you can still hear the screams... of their replicas; all of them functionally indistinguishable from the originals. No memory of the incident. Nobody knows what they're screaming about. Absolutely terrifying. Though obviously not paranormal in any meaningful way."
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)15:42 No.14970986
    oh god... what have you done.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)15:42 No.14970988
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)15:44 No.14970998
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    hello there, name's Mat!
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)15:45 No.14971012
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    Loving this thread.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)15:46 No.14971016
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    Wha? Hello, what's this? I-. Hm. You're not me! Or, maybe, you - no, no, that can't be - -I'm- me.

    You must be some kind of strange imposter... sphere. That's right. That works. You're an -imposter-. Here to... impost... me. Here to soil my good name. You know, the name, I've built up, with all of its positive and admirable qualities. Th- That one.

    You are quite handsome though. Have to admit it: you are a handsome devil.

    So, ah... what were we talking about again? Games? Why games? And a workshop? What do we make? I mean, that kind of sounds like, um, -work-.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)15:46 No.14971018
    Well, it looks like what people want are more Marines, so I've shifted another...three, no four production lines over to them. People want Marines, right?

    Oh, and I've been looking at the personnel rosters. Do we really need so many model designers? Better move a few over to Administration. Cheaper that way.

    This company business really isn't that hard once you get the hang on it, is it?
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)15:47 No.14971024
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    Fact: the Matt-Sphere will never write good fluff.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)15:51 No.14971055
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    Rolling BS...

    You're in line of sight...

    Good game...

    Sweeping advance...
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)15:52 No.14971062
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    Owww yeah, marines! Marines everywhere! Man, I love these guys, full of good ol' mussels and grit! There's gotta be a holiday for it! Better than the Games' Day! Marines' Day!

    Happy Marines' Day, neckbeard!

    Yanno who cares about fluff coherence? Exactly no-one!
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)15:52 No.14971065
    THe cores playing a game of DnD.

    Someone make it happen.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)15:54 No.14971082
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    Imma Barbarian!

    Wait, can barbarians have guns?
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)15:55 No.14971089
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    Cave S. Goto?
    >> Wheatley 05/18/11(Wed)15:56 No.14971097
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    Okay, -just- got the memo - they delivered it at a paper airplane. I, uh, I don't understand -why- they would do that. But they did. They totally did. It officially came this way. As an airplane.

    So apparently I -am- in charge of this Game workshop now. Um... reading it through... I am supposed to... Well. Honestly I don't even know. This note just says "U r incharg". I have this suspicion that that's not even spelled right. "U R" - sounds wrong to me.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)15:56 No.14971104
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    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)15:56 No.14971106
    Cave Jervis Johnson
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)15:57 No.14971110
    >>implying adventure core would not be a bard to get with the ladies
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)15:57 No.14971111
    But Rick likes the ladies!
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)15:57 No.14971114
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    I sneak attack the king when he's not looking!
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)15:58 No.14971120
    okay, so:
    Wheatley: worst DM ever
    Rick: MY NAME IS HUGE!
    Fact core: Min-maxing rules-obsessed faggot who complains about the setting and the DMing all the time
    Space Core: the equivalent of the rp-derailing furfag, except with space.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)15:59 No.14971127
    Alright, guys. I found this system, and I think we'll have fun with it. Lots of rules, and art. You guys like that sort of thing, right? Bit of a funny name, though. FATAL, or something like that. Let's start!
    >> Wheatley 05/18/11(Wed)16:01 No.14971138
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    So games, games, games. Um. I don't really know any of those. Wait, is Dragons and Dungeons a game? I've been playing that. And "Portal" - that one was good. So, our workshop should... should make -those- then. Dragons, Dungeons, and Portals. Oh! Oh wait! Here's a little man! Hello little- oh, you don't talk. You're... you're plastic! Oh good, here I thought the smell-... the humans had gotten -smaller-. Or I'd gotten bigger.

    So we make these little men then? Out of plastic? And metal? Seems like a waste of metal... Can we use something else? Like... um... cake? Little cake men? I'm sure humans would want those. No? What about- Hm? Resin? Is that those chewy chocolate candy things? Brilliant! Kids love those, right? We'll make them out of that. Little Resin-Men. Kids'll eat that right up. Mm. Resin. That's what humans say, right? "Mm"?

    This job is -easy-, wow. I've only been here an hour and already got our workshop making candy for the humans.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)16:01 No.14971143
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    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)16:03 No.14971162
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    Who are you saying would be the DM, now?
    >> OP 05/18/11(Wed)16:03 No.14971163
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    >yfw you realize that this is completely true and explains everything about GW.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)16:03 No.14971165
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)16:03 No.14971167
    I love it! I'll see if I can whip something up in a semi-organized fashion at some point. Rather than, y'know, in another "Bitch About GW"-started thread.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)16:05 No.14971183
    So GLADOS is bitter about Chell over the last game she derailed by getting out of the deathtrap? And she's a killer GM?
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)16:06 No.14971189

    Nah, GLaDOS would be the killer GM, Wheatly would be the guy pushing the worst ideas ever and trying to get the group to play the worst possible games. Possibly a perpetually falling paladin, if any of his characters survive past their first session.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)16:08 No.14971202
    And Wheatley takes over as GM briefly, ruining GLADOS's well planned, if lethal, campaign, killing off the NPCs, and denying that he's a bad GM or railroading. (Though GLADOS did it herself too, if more smoothly...)
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)16:08 No.14971203
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    I have a new test for you. You probably won't appreciate how much work I put into it. That's alright, though, I'll still enjoy watching you all die. It's called the Tomb of Horrors.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)16:08 No.14971205
    that's another game, there.

    GLaDOS: player-killing douchebag GM
    knowledge core: like the fact core, but less dickish, more like the autistic newbie who doesn't understand what RPing means and thinks body count=score
    anger core: chaotic retard, no quality RP, gets killed all the time
    Morality core: Lawful supid, doesn't do shit, gets killed as well
    Curiosity core: best player ever.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)16:10 No.14971220
    So the original game ended after Chell got pissed at GLADOS's attempt to kill her character with an inescapable deathtrap, killed the other characters, then killed the BBEG GLADOS made, thereby single-handedly ending the SCIENCE campaign? Oh, and she never got the cake loot GLADOS kept on promising.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)16:12 No.14971229
    So you could say it...went off the rails?
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)16:13 No.14971232

    Nah, tabletop is what they do after Chell is gone. Portal wasn't the game they were playing. Because GLaDOS herself as a DM is infinitely more terrifying than just a DM playing an AI.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)16:14 No.14971242
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    so, you're a gamer lady, huh? we don't see your kind around pretty often. I guess you're new at this Roleplaying thing, right? just watch and learn, I'll cover your pretty ass if things get messy.

    Rick confirmed for foreveralone neckbeard.
    >> Cave Johnson 05/18/11(Wed)16:14 No.14971244
    Cave Johnson here. I can't tell you how many investors say to me, "Cave, my gaming group is a pack of furfag lickin' Mary Sue weeaboo neckbeards." Do I understand what that means? No. Do I give a good goddamn either way? Hell no! Science isn't about understanding things, it's about making what I want to happen, happen! Same thing with gaming.

    So, me and the boys in the back (who will not take credit for this if they want to keep their jobs) have built the perfect replacement for your squishy little players: Game cores!

    That's right, these freaky little eyeballs provide a GM with everything he needs to have a night in. Ya got your blabby one, your pretentious one, your sleazy, and your crazy one. Hell, he's kinda cute! Why did you ever play with humans in the first place, smart guy? All they do is lie around and get cancer.

    I mean, these guys might GIVE you cancer, but what are you blubberin' about? Not like your lives were all that great even without the tumors.

    I'm Cave Johnson, we're done here.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)16:15 No.14971251
    "You see an elven door, however it is too small for someone of your... generous...ness. You could break it though, you're pretty good at breaking things. You proved that with my last campaign even after I worked so hard to make it perfect."
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)16:17 No.14971266
    read that aloud in may manly voice, but the resemblance almost creeped me out
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)16:17 No.14971269

    Curiosity core:
    >plays a kender
    >amazingly, not as annoying as kleptomaniac cutefest kender
    >still a kender
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)16:19 No.14971283
    I must argue against your claim of GLaDOS being a player-killing GM; Her puzzles aren't actually -that- deadly, if you remember, most of the downright deathtraps in the game were ran by Wheatley. GLaDOS didn't really want you to die, she would rather see you suffer through an extended period of time.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)16:20 No.14971289
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    "Hey, guys! I thought we could use a new race I thought up today!"
    "Are they from space?"
    "um. No, not really, But they're special, they're sort of twice as good as the normal ones!"
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)16:20 No.14971294
    "Right so you ah, roll to climb these um, stairs here.
    Oh a 20? Right I guess you ah launch yourself up with such momentum that you smash into the wall and die. I think that's how it works, I mean you are only a *human* after all right?"
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)16:20 No.14971296

    I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of the deadly neurotoxin.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)16:22 No.14971309
    Dark Heresy edition:
    GLaDOS: Dark Heresy GM done right.
    knowledge core: Techpriest; doesn't know 40k half as well as they think they do, and insist they're right. Obsessive about very odd things, like boltguns and grox.
    anger core: Feral world assassin. Shouts KILL and snarls a lot.
    Morality core: The one who tries applying real world ethics to 40k; gets killed by GLADOS for trying to stop the Inquisitor from doing what she wants.
    Curiosity core: Void-born adept. Tends to rush in and blurt things at the worst times.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)16:22 No.14971312
    oh god no!

    the original turrets are so cute! this thing is like a zombified baby penguin!
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)16:23 No.14971320
    Wait is this for Chell or Gabe
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)16:23 No.14971322
    They kinda were, those pits of deadly gas/ sludge, the turrets etc...
    That was only when you were killing her.
    So that was more self defence
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)16:24 No.14971330
    "Wow, I really didn't think you would fall for that. I actually had a much better trap up ahead because I was sure you'd get past this one. If I'd known it would be this easy I would've just disguised several orcs as a barkeep."
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)16:25 No.14971339
    Deadly? I think you forgot to mention that the "deadly" was in -massive- sarcasm quotes. Seriously, I could take a bath in this stuff, put it on my cereal, rub it straight into my eyes. It isn't deadly at all.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)16:25 No.14971340
    bonus if the curiosity core is a psyker. One of my players plays it like this. If his character were a girl, it'd be adorable (his character is inspired by Lucy from Elfen Lied, dammit!) but since it's male, it's just freaking funny.

    Dude did hide in garbage for two hours to escape the bad guys.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)16:30 No.14971392
    I say the kenders would be the turrets.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)16:32 No.14971402
    Kenders would be so much better if you played them as turrets. Cute, compact, apologetic killing machines that will ask you politely to come out and apologize after stabbing you to death.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)16:34 No.14971425
    sure, but doesn't work with them. There's no real equivalent.

    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)16:43 No.14971519

    If you imagine that the curiosity orb could move and pick things up, it'd be a kender. Tiny attention span, child like curiosity, the obsessive need to look at the next thing it notices. If it saw a closed bag it would be driven to extremes to rummage through it, then get distracted by a butterfly going past.

    I'm not really a D&D fan, but would turrets work as some sort of golem construct? They will stay exactly where they are placed forever, perfectly content, until they are required to "dispense product".
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)16:46 No.14971544
    Curiosity sphere in a clockwork version of the testing robot bodies?
    >> Axel the Possum 05/18/11(Wed)17:08 No.14971720
    GLaDOS: DM, obviously.
    Wheatley: Her little half-brother who looks up to her and wants to play the game but has no clue how to play (but she lets him because Mom and Dad, who made them both, say she has to play nice).
    Space Core: Excitable guy who never talks about anything but his favourite setting. Gets lost in describing things.
    Adventure Core: Foreveralone Neckbeard
    Fact Core: Rules lawyer
    Chell: GLaDOS's sister, the only one who can consistently beat GLaDOS's dungeons, something that causes GLaDOS to hate-crush on her.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)17:13 No.14971761
    Chell: Daughter of GLADOS's mother's best friend.
    >> Axel the Possum 05/18/11(Wed)17:16 No.14971784

    I like it. That works even better.

    Damnit, I'm sketching this.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)17:17 No.14971800
    GLADOS wears yellow sunglasses, then? Gladys? Maybe Gladys Johnson?
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)17:24 No.14971865
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    >mon visage quand

    Unfortunately, if it actually happened, the only real change would be that it'd be called Wheately Workshop or Games Wheately.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)17:29 No.14971904

    "You walk into a dark hallway. The path is obscured."

    "I shine a torch."

    "You can't make out what's down there."

    "Magical darkness huh?"

    *rolls dice*

    "Alright. I throw one of the goblins down there and see if he makes a noise."

    "... you throw the goblin. He screams and then is suddenly silenced."

    "Sphere of Annihilation in Dark Tunnel trick? Really?"

    "I hate you."
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)17:34 No.14971939
    "You're thrown forwards on the conveyor belt. The deadly flames jump ever higher, licking at your heels. You di-"

    "I use the portal device on the plate."


    "The plate, up there, that you mentioned in the room description."


    "I use it, and drop onto the railing. The one that was 'far above me and out of reach'"

    "Um...wait, don't do that! Come back! You're supposed to die!"
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    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)17:37 No.14971958
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    Makani makes excellent human portal bots.

    The artist works for Valve now, did the recent Team Fortress comic, and designed the announcer. This Glados is based on her design

    I just tried to upload that!
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)17:37 No.14971962

    Atlas and P-body - Pair of goofballs who GLADOS likes to DM for since they constantly get killed. They're lazy however so she just lets them re-use the same character again and again.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)17:39 No.14971971
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    This picture....why boner..why?
    >> Axel the Possum 05/18/11(Wed)17:47 No.14972026

    ... Well, fuck, that makes my job ten times easier.

    I'm staring at these little blocked out figures going "What sort of hairstyle would Wheatley have?" and "Do I go with smooth angles or sharp ones for GLaDOS?"

    Fuck, Wheatley even looks like GLaDOS's annoying little brother in that image.

    ... For the record, I am so very much not of this person's level of quality. Hot damn.
    >> God-Emperor of Mankind 05/18/11(Wed)17:53 No.14972069
    Brace yourself for this

    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)17:54 No.14972080
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    There's this tumblr too. Well worth checking out.

    Atlas & Peabody!
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)17:55 No.14972083
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    on the upside, I'm sure your art could be worse than it is.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)17:55 No.14972087
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    Oh. Uh, alright. Apparently, players. Our customers. Customers. Custo-Oh right yes, Our players aren't too happy, not very chuffed, satisfied, with one of the Employees. Matthew Ward. Warrrd. Warrrrrrd.

    Anyway, I reassigned him! I looked over the money intake, big room o' gold. Loads of it! And I saw that one of the ventures, Warhammer Fantasy, isn't making as much gold! Just a trickle, like a stream of water next to Warhamemr Fortythousands unsteady river!

    So, he's back there now and Gav Thrope, funny name, anyway, he asked if he could have Matthews job.

    This things easy, I reckon a smelly human could do this! Not half as well of course, but they'd manage.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)17:56 No.14972101
    >Portal 2 'bots playing D&D
    Oh, that sounds like a really funny thing. I bet that would be really funny.
    >Turn them all into humans
    What? Bu- Huh? Why? WHY?
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)17:58 No.14972114
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)17:58 No.14972117
    Why not both? I can just imagine a ring of turrets...

    All Kender party?
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)17:58 No.14972119
    a gun. That makes big holes. not portals, regular holes.
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    I think it was more imagining them as players of D&D at this point. Nothing to stop it being both though.

    This guy mainly plays on IRC, for instance.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)18:00 No.14972133
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    human turrets yeah!

    the only one that kinda works.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)18:03 No.14972160
    >boy bands? hot dogs?

    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)18:04 No.14972164
    So, broken turrets are halflings?
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)18:05 No.14972178
    Chell seems more interested in puzzles. (And a bit of nature)
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)18:05 No.14972179
    kinda. They sound like inbred retarded rednecks.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)18:06 No.14972194
    oh, gnomes then
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)18:07 No.14972195
    yeah, brain-damaged like a fox!
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)18:18 No.14972270
    Maybe it's a running joke with the new group? GLADOS keeps on snubbing Chell?
    >> Axel the Possum 05/18/11(Wed)18:18 No.14972272
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    Yeah, I suppose it definitely could.

    Here's a blue pencil sketch. Anyone got any suggestions for what the Adventure Sphere should be saying? If anything.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)18:19 No.14972289
    Kitten chesse!!!
    >> Axel the Possum 05/18/11(Wed)18:19 No.14972292

    For the record, just taking a second glance, GLaDOS's hand is not warped, it's just hidden behind the GLaDOS model. Won't look like that in the final.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)18:20 No.14972297

    "So you're fighting that guy?"
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)18:27 No.14972357
    Shouldnt Glados have a DM screen?
    >> Axel the Possum 05/18/11(Wed)18:28 No.14972367

    She's not DMing by that point; Wheatley hijacked the game.

    That said, I should really give him one, shouldn't I?
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)18:29 No.14972379
    Think so.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)18:30 No.14972387
    Maybe change Adventure's shirt to something more...adventure-y? I got the impression he was more of a "I'm an action hero" boaster type than anything.

    Like it so far, though. Maybe have the Fact sphere too?
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)18:33 No.14972405
    >Fact: The probability of Chell passing that test was 31.4159265%
    >> Axel the Possum 05/18/11(Wed)18:36 No.14972433

    I can try and fit them in, sure. Currently started to do the black lines and refine it a bit.

    I'm open to slogans for the Adventure Sphere's shirt.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)18:37 No.14972445
    Fact: the first dice was a golf ball with numbers painted on each dimple.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)18:39 No.14972468
    I'm with Stupid?
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)18:43 No.14972506


    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)18:57 No.14972637
    well this is all well and good, but i think we're missing two very important characters here

    Weighted Companion Cube
    And the god of thermobaric lemons, the late great CAVE JOHNSON
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)18:58 No.14972644
    >Weighted Companion Cube

    what do you think Chell's d6 looks like? Honestly
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)19:02 No.14972667
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    >> Funky Solar 05/18/11(Wed)19:13 No.14972758
    want them NOW
    >> Axel the Possum 05/18/11(Wed)19:19 No.14972818
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    Here's a roughly black penciled one. Need to go over and thicken some of the lines up.

    Also, I realized midway in that I'd fucked up on GLaDOS's head big time, which is why she is the faceless woman.
    >> Axel the Possum 05/18/11(Wed)19:28 No.14972916
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    Eep! Sorry, folks. I gotta go.

    Some more lines blacked, but I'm afraid this is where I must call it quits for the moment.
    >> OP 05/18/11(Wed)19:45 No.14973038
    Love it! The Aperture logo was a nice touch.
    >> Axel the Possum 05/18/11(Wed)20:32 No.14973409
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    Aaaand I'm back.

    Added a little colour. GLaDOS now has a face.

    Think this is it for this drawing.

    ... Y'know, there's some serious potential for a story here.
    >> Cave Johnson 05/18/11(Wed)20:48 No.14973544
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)20:51 No.14973579
    Shouldn't, the space-core kid have yellow eyes, though?

    Still, I love it!
    >> Thermobaric Lemon 05/18/11(Wed)21:02 No.14973709
    fookin awesome man
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)21:05 No.14973742
    We did it with 40k, we can do it with Portal.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)21:09 No.14973770
    Cave Johnson was their dad. He died a few years back, but left hundreds of recordings of himself in an attempt to "stay in his children's lives". Yeah, he was that kind of parent. He got his kids into the scifi/fantasy thing, though.
    >> Thermobaric Lemon 05/18/11(Wed)21:11 No.14973786

    GLaDOS was his wife, but was in a major accident and had to be rebuilt using medical SCIENCE!
    She's never been the same since, and her kids are the only thing keeping her sane.
    Although shes never had much patience for her oldest Chell....
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)21:12 No.14973800
    Yellow sunglasses.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)21:13 No.14973806
    I spat my drink, OP. Good show.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)21:16 No.14973843
    GLADOS works better really as Cave's daughter, who idolizes her absent father and doesn't really like her distant mother...Maybe Caroline was Cave's nickname for her, Gladys?

    REBUILT WITH SCIENCE is cool but too close to the original.

    Chell's just the daughter of a family friend.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)21:17 No.14973853
    Personally, I think GLaDOS should be younger. Have Caroline as the mom, currently in a coma/rehab/chemotherapy/something, GLaDOS now keeps the family in order. Chell is their next door neighbor, and GLaDOS's best friend.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)21:19 No.14973874
    Caroline was Gladys' mother. In some ways, they're a lot alike. Other ways... not so much. Spitting image of her mom, though.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)21:22 No.14973905
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)21:26 No.14973950
    >GLaDOS's best friend


    Daughter of her distant mother's best friend, yes. But GLADOS won't have better than a love-hate relationship with Chell.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)21:32 No.14974026
    Oh, it is love-hate. Their differences and similarities are both attractive and repulsive.

    Fr'instance, Chell's father (Doug Rattmann) is out of the picture, too, under different circumstances. He's not dead, he's institutionalized. His mind never came back together after that OD. Too bad, he was also an avid game-player himself.

    They don't really LIKE each other, but they understand each other. Sometimes it's nice to talk to someone who really gets you.
    >> Thermobaric Lemon 05/18/11(Wed)21:35 No.14974046

    rivalry perhaps? GLaDOS keeps making harder and harder games and Chell breezes through them
    Whetley gets jealous and starts trying to run his own broken ass campaign with ridiculous NPCs and no overall structure.
    GLaDOS and Chell get over their rivalry and beat Wheatleys campaign, allowing GLaDOS to take over again and start running games for her new friends, atlas and peabody
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)21:56 No.14974286
    They love their hate. And their hate is each other.
    It's perfect. Possibly also sexy, if you're a sick robosexual.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)22:01 No.14974341
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    >Hm? Resin?
    >Is that those chewy chocolate candy things?
    >Brilliant! Kids love those, right?
    >We'll make them out of that. Little Resin-Men.
    I love you Wheatley.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)22:06 No.14974392
    Wheatley is our chocolatey fa/tg/uy Omissiah
    >> Axel the Possum 05/18/11(Wed)22:23 No.14974551

    >Ratman as Chell's father and game player, who later went crazy and did drawings of the game in his lucid moments.

    ... Damn, wish I'd thought of that when I'd started writing...

    Also, in case anyone's not seen it yet....

    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)22:39 No.14974689
    Chell Ratman actually has a nice ring to it, in a weird way.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)22:39 No.14974692
    Did this disturb anyone else like it did me?
    >there are BOY BANDS down there in the pit
    >oh, and they haven't seen a woman in AGES

    Wheatley, what makes you think Chell desires gangrape from a mob of boy band members who have been living in a pit for ages as you describe?
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)22:41 No.14974711
    He IS a moron, after all. He probably thought it was a good idea at the time.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)22:42 No.14974726
    Programed to be stupid, remember.
    >> Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)22:46 No.14974759
    Wait, wait, I get it now.
    Wheatley IS a neckbeard.
    Hence, he believes, as Chell is, yes, in fact, a woman, that she desires penises.
    Lots of them.
    Like all women apparently do.
    Wheatley confirmed for socially inept bro.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/11(Thu)00:39 No.14976033
    Well, that falls under "bad ideas that will never work"...

    Hence why he's perfect GW staff material.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/11(Thu)11:07 No.14979686

    i have known women who might go for it
    >> Anonymous 05/19/11(Thu)11:18 No.14979750
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    Oh look. My slow clap processor made it into that thing. So we have that.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/11(Thu)11:39 No.14979854
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    >> Anonymous 05/19/11(Thu)11:40 No.14979864
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    >> Anonymous 05/19/11(Thu)11:40 No.14979868
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    And I'm off.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/11(Thu)12:03 No.14980045
    And while you're saging, this thread is still alive.
    >> Heinzy !qd9Ow3/M06 05/19/11(Thu)14:03 No.14980980
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    I'm in love with this thread.
    >> Anonymous 05/19/11(Thu)14:45 No.14981322
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    Why don't you marry it if you love it so much? WELL I WON'T LET YOU.

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