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    106 KB MANLY MOUSTACHE/BEARD THREAD Moustache Rides !!gdAnvifVFtK 05/16/11(Mon)20:40 No.14950652  
    All right. I have, after much discussion, convinced my boyfriend to grow out a bit of facial hair. There have been many talks over what KIND to grow, but we are still at a loss.

    I ask you, /tg/, to post the manliest kinds of facial hair you can muster- beards, moustaches, muttonchops or goatees (just no soul patches, for the love of the gods). We will then enter these various face-manes into a handmade Thunderdome, where they shall fight. Only the best shall walk out, and grace the face of my beloved.

    Don't let me down, /tg/. I'm counting on you.

    Pic related: it's awesome facial hair, but he says it's too hot for the summer.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)20:42 No.14950677
    Hitler had a great mustach. He seemed like a nice guy.
    I also really love Aragorn's beard. I want the same. Or a mix between Aragorn's beard and Hitler's mustach.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)20:44 No.14950702
    If he isn't already sporting the manliest of manly beards, he probably can't grow a proper one.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)20:44 No.14950706
    Assuming this is real and not a troll for a second. He may not have a choice. Some guys can only grow patchy hair.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)20:48 No.14950756
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    Avoid muttonchops at all costs.

    You want a full-bodied mustache with a slight upward curve on the outer perimeters.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)20:50 No.14950796

    gimlibeard is movie make up. his is wearing a latex prosthesis IIRC. I know the nose is fake.
    >> Moustache Rides !!gdAnvifVFtK 05/16/11(Mon)20:51 No.14950804
    He's European, so a Hitlerstache is a very bad idea. Aragorn beard would be awesome though.

    Consider it his rite of manhood.

    Not a troll, and that is why I am openminded to a moustache, or anything NOT a soul patch.

    Keep the ideas coming; Hitlerstache, Aragornbeard, and Gimlibeard will be interesting in the Thunderdome, especially if Gimlibeard could get some Aquanet, but more competitors = better!
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)20:53 No.14950824
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    >> Moustache Rides !!gdAnvifVFtK 05/16/11(Mon)20:53 No.14950829

    Sorry, edited that post for grievous misspelling and punctuation error. Answer appreciated.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)20:55 No.14950853
    How about you stop trying to control your boyfriend's fucking life?
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)20:55 No.14950854
    >needs convincing to grow facial hair
    What is this world coming to?
    >> Moustache Rides !!gdAnvifVFtK 05/16/11(Mon)20:57 No.14950880

    Ooh, I especially like bottom center, but I don't know how well that would work on him. Any ideas on a Teddy Roosevelt 'stache?
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)20:57 No.14950886
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    >I also really love Aragorn's beard. I want the same. Or a mix between Aragorn's beard and Hitler's mustach.

    viggo can grow a damn good beard
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)20:58 No.14950902
    I find it interesting that facial hair used to be a social norm at certain times in the past.
    >> Command Squad !8CHDJ3c6tQ 05/16/11(Mon)21:00 No.14950917
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    If he's reluctant to do it, better start small.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)21:00 No.14950925
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    And 'stache,
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)21:01 No.14950933
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    what a proper gentleman should have...
    >> Moustache Rides !!gdAnvifVFtK 05/16/11(Mon)21:01 No.14950935

    Well, I do have some control over his fucking life, but that's because I'm a very active part of it.

    Plus, all he has to say is "No, I do not want to do this." and it would end discussion- I'm just telling him he would look really good with a bit of scruff. He's agreed to it without duress.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)21:02 No.14950952
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    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)21:04 No.14950964
    cant stand mustache. damn food and drinks getting stuck in them.
    >> Moustache Rides !!gdAnvifVFtK 05/16/11(Mon)21:04 No.14950972
    Ah, but he lacks the SMOLDER. (For which I thank the gods, actually)

    Okay, I don't recognize that- is that supposed to be Wild Bill Cody?
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)21:05 No.14950974
    Full beard, if you don't look like you spent the last 3 months in the wilderness you're smalltime.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)21:05 No.14950979
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    Don't have him go small.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)21:05 No.14950987
    If a mustache is trimmed and combed correctly that won't happen.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)21:06 No.14950995
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    Sam Elliott moustache of the year, all years.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)21:06 No.14950996
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    the french fork is clearly in need of a revival in fashion...
    >> Moustache Rides !!gdAnvifVFtK 05/16/11(Mon)21:08 No.14951015

    Sam Elliot 'Stache is indubitably the sexiest thing that has been posted here. I know what I'm putting my bets on.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)21:11 No.14951056
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    personally I am more fond of the curly english style, demonstrated here by Tom Hardy as Bronson, but Sam Elliott is the undisputed king of moustachery.
    >> Moustache Rides !!gdAnvifVFtK 05/16/11(Mon)21:11 No.14951060

    "Friendly muttonchops". So are other styles hostile?
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)21:11 No.14951061
    Gimlibeard takes a long-ass time to grow. We're talking years.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)21:14 No.14951076

    That's Viggo as Captain Alatriste, from the film of the same name. 17th century Spanish sword-for-hire.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)21:14 No.14951077
    Just out of curiosity, OP, what's your gender?
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)21:14 No.14951085
    My beard French Forks of it's own accord, even though I stroke it. Odd, eh?
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)21:14 No.14951086
    It's 'cos they meet in the middle.
    >> Moustache Rides !!gdAnvifVFtK 05/16/11(Mon)21:15 No.14951094

    I must look that up- Viggo is ten types of brilliant and I love his acting ability.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)21:17 No.14951113
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    Behold, the Mustache of Leadership!
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)21:18 No.14951129
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    this right here
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)21:20 No.14951141
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    Please do. It's all in spanish, but that doesn't detract from it at all, it's a corker.

    As a 17thC battle re-enactor, it's one of my favourite films.
    >> Moustache Rides !!gdAnvifVFtK 05/16/11(Mon)21:20 No.14951142

    ...and it would appear Samstache has some competition, because I am actually enamored by whoever plays him. Hot older gentleman is hot!
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)21:21 No.14951148
    That would be Jonathan Goldsmith
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)21:22 No.14951163
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    You can't say no to the Sam 'Stache.

    look at that 'stache.

    you want to make sweet, bristly love to that 'stache.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)21:23 No.14951169
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    I am shocked and appalled that this magnificent has yet to be mentioned.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)21:23 No.14951173


    I'll just leave this here.
    >> Moustache Rides !!gdAnvifVFtK 05/16/11(Mon)21:24 No.14951180
    Just curious, is the name a play on "a la triste" by any chance, or is it coincidence.

    Woot. Between himself and Isaiah Mustafa, I have a reason to watch commercials!
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)21:25 No.14951195
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    >no Freddie Mercury
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)21:26 No.14951203

    Highly likely. The film is based on a series of books from around 1996.

    The author was influenced by Alexander Dumas, so playing on words is highly likely indeed.
    >> Moustache Rides !!gdAnvifVFtK 05/16/11(Mon)21:27 No.14951226
    And he can sing. Argh... I can't let a 'stache win by default. 'Tis cheating, even if a well-deserved win!

    No, as much as that would be awesome, only the Great and Holy Freddie of Mercury may wear that noble guise. No man living is great enough to carry the weight of its magnificence.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)21:27 No.14951227
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    >Between himself and Isaiah Mustafa, I have a reason to watch commercials!
    Then this pic will give you an orgasm
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)21:28 No.14951237
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    your boyfriend isn't always that thing you love, but when he is, his moustache is diamonds.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)21:29 No.14951251
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    But with a Freddie stache, no man will be able to resist your charms.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)21:29 No.14951253
    >> Moustache Rides !!gdAnvifVFtK 05/16/11(Mon)21:30 No.14951268

    Excuse me, I'll be in my bunk, and I need to borrow a towel.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)21:31 No.14951276
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    I'm a big fan of 19th century mustaches. Neat, well maintained, yet manly.
    >> Moustache Rides !!gdAnvifVFtK 05/16/11(Mon)21:33 No.14951302

    I'm a girl... a Freddiestache on me would be mildly- okay REALLY disturbing. Also, my neck isn't strong enough to hold that kind of awesome up.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)21:34 No.14951313
    This mans mustache is matched only by his body. Don't attempt this one at home, kids.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)21:34 No.14951320
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    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)21:35 No.14951326
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    similarly, this here is the moustache that launched -two- civil wars.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)21:37 No.14951359
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    Technically, this one caused three!
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)21:41 No.14951406
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    Knew I saved this for a reason.
    >> Moustache Rides !!gdAnvifVFtK 05/16/11(Mon)21:44 No.14951441
    All righty then. Entries have closed; I will fill out an appropriate bracket and then onto competition!
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)21:50 No.14951520
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    while you're at it, don't forget that the World Beard and Moustache Championship is a real thing and always provides excellent images of the contestants.
    >> Moustache Rides !!gdAnvifVFtK 05/16/11(Mon)22:00 No.14951648
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    Yes, the gentleman who won this year's was German and had a flag in his 'stache if I remember correctly.

    HERE is the first bracket. Some of these fine specimens of keratin development were left out due to space, and this is what remained. First bracket is Naked Dude and Gimli. Winner is the first post ending in a 1- post your preference!
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)22:02 No.14951666
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)22:02 No.14951670
    >post ending

    yeah, you need to get the fuck out
    >> Moustache Rides !!gdAnvifVFtK 05/16/11(Mon)22:04 No.14951687

    No one's making you participate, and this is a heckuva lot easier than asking people to vote. We're having FUN. You should try it sometime.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)22:06 No.14951706
    Let's go Gimlibeard
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)22:07 No.14951725
    Naked dude.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)22:07 No.14951726
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    preeeeeety sure gimlibeard was a prosthetic, and would otherwise take a lifetime to grow out.

    my vote goes to nakedguy.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)22:07 No.14951730
    But... /tg/ has rolls...
    >> Moustache Rides !!gdAnvifVFtK 05/16/11(Mon)22:11 No.14951782

    Then do tell me how to roll die here, I'd like to take the least time as possible.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)22:12 No.14951794
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    This. This Swiss aristocrat.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)22:12 No.14951800
    e-mail field: dice+xdy

    x is the number of dice, y is the number of faces
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)22:13 No.14951802
    Gimli cuz i dont play anything but dorfs
    >> Moustache Rides !!gdAnvifVFtK 05/16/11(Mon)22:15 No.14951831
    Any hair John Rhys-Davies has on his face is acceptable. That man has aged remarkably well.

    Thanks, will roll from hereon out. One roll each, 2d6 is fair I think. Winner moves on.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)22:16 No.14951844
    rolled 1 = 1

    >> Moustache Rides !!gdAnvifVFtK 05/16/11(Mon)22:17 No.14951851
    So will anon kindly roll for nakedguy?
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)22:18 No.14951856

    no one likes nakedguy
    >> Moustache Rides !!gdAnvifVFtK 05/16/11(Mon)22:18 No.14951875

    Gimlibeard wins by default then.
    >> Moustache Rides !!gdAnvifVFtK 05/16/11(Mon)22:21 No.14951909
    rolled 6, 4 = 10

    Rolling on behalf of Aragornbeard.
    >> Moustache Rides !!gdAnvifVFtK 05/16/11(Mon)22:22 No.14951930
    rolled 4, 3 = 7

    Rolling on behalf of Australobeard.
    >> Moustache Rides !!gdAnvifVFtK 05/16/11(Mon)22:25 No.14951965
    rolled 1, 1 = 2

    Rolling on behalf of Flynngoatee
    >> Moustache Rides !!gdAnvifVFtK 05/16/11(Mon)22:27 No.14952004
    rolled 3, 4 = 7

    Roll for Alatristestache
    >> Moustache Rides !!gdAnvifVFtK 05/16/11(Mon)22:29 No.14952030
    rolled 3, 3 = 6

    Roll for Gentleman Chops; anyone else wants to roll, go ahead, first roll for a given beard/stache is the official. Die is 2d6.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)22:30 No.14952035
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    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)22:31 No.14952051
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    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)22:32 No.14952059
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    >> Moustache Rides !!gdAnvifVFtK 05/16/11(Mon)22:32 No.14952061
    rolled 2, 5 = 7

    Not being able to include this awesome stubble makes me feel criminal.

    Rolling now for Capturestache.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)22:33 No.14952066
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    I'll be your huckleberry
    >> Moustache Rides !!gdAnvifVFtK 05/16/11(Mon)22:36 No.14952091
    rolled 2, 6 = 8

    Rolling for Toppbeard... if this beats out Samstache I will NOT be amused.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)22:36 No.14952098
    rolled 86 = 86

    Naked dude, because Gimli isn't possible in any reasonable timeframe.

    1. Mouse over my name to see what I've got in the email field
    2. figure it out
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)22:38 No.14952128
    Naked guy
    >> Moustache Rides !!gdAnvifVFtK 05/16/11(Mon)22:39 No.14952134

    I fail to see an issue, or am I missing something? I've been using 2d6. And?
    >> Radical Dreamer !Z6734oes6w 05/16/11(Mon)22:39 No.14952136
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    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)22:39 No.14952150
    rolled 2, 4 = 6

    Naked Guy
    >> Odvar 05/16/11(Mon)22:40 No.14952163
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    Muttonchops+mustache. Gives +5 vs. Zulus.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)22:42 No.14952202
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    >> Moustache Rides !!gdAnvifVFtK 05/16/11(Mon)22:43 No.14952208
    rolled 2, 5 = 7


    Kate Beaton is amazeballs.relour one.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)22:44 No.14952222
    rolled 5, 6 = 11

    >> Moustache Rides !!gdAnvifVFtK 05/16/11(Mon)22:45 No.14952239
    rolled 2, 4 = 6

    French Fork!
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)22:47 No.14952264
    That sounds just my game.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)22:52 No.14952322

    If you going to look for prospective facial hair ideas, you might as well draw from the best.
    >> Moustache Rides !!gdAnvifVFtK 05/16/11(Mon)22:52 No.14952327
    rolled 3, 2 = 5

    >> The "Pantheon" !AXnsfQqEjA 05/16/11(Mon)23:14 No.14952569
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    dumping my folder
    >> The "Pantheon" !AXnsfQqEjA 05/16/11(Mon)23:15 No.14952577
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    >> Moustache Rides !!gdAnvifVFtK 05/16/11(Mon)23:15 No.14952579
    rolled 3, 1 = 4

    >> The "Pantheon" !AXnsfQqEjA 05/16/11(Mon)23:16 No.14952582
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    >> The "Pantheon" !AXnsfQqEjA 05/16/11(Mon)23:17 No.14952592
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    >> The "Pantheon" !AXnsfQqEjA 05/16/11(Mon)23:18 No.14952603
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    >> Moustache Rides !!gdAnvifVFtK 05/16/11(Mon)23:18 No.14952607
    rolled 3, 3 = 6

    >> The "Pantheon" !AXnsfQqEjA 05/16/11(Mon)23:19 No.14952616
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    >implying OP isnt a dude looking for cool facial hair ideas
    >> The "Pantheon" !AXnsfQqEjA 05/16/11(Mon)23:20 No.14952633
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    >> Moustache Rides !!gdAnvifVFtK 05/16/11(Mon)23:21 No.14952642
    rolled 1, 1 = 2

    Rolling for Mercurystache; this is the last set of Round 1
    >> The "Pantheon" !AXnsfQqEjA 05/16/11(Mon)23:21 No.14952646
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    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)23:22 No.14952657
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    >Implying it would matter if that were true.
    >> Moustache Rides !!gdAnvifVFtK 05/16/11(Mon)23:22 No.14952665
    rolled 1, 5 = 6

    >> The "Pantheon" !AXnsfQqEjA 05/16/11(Mon)23:22 No.14952666
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    >> The "Pantheon" !AXnsfQqEjA 05/16/11(Mon)23:23 No.14952679
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    >> The "Pantheon" !AXnsfQqEjA 05/16/11(Mon)23:25 No.14952692
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    >> Moustache Rides !!gdAnvifVFtK 05/16/11(Mon)23:28 No.14952740
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    rolled 2, 5 = 7

    Round 2 begins! This is the updated bracket!
    >> The "Pantheon" !AXnsfQqEjA 05/16/11(Mon)23:30 No.14952764
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    if all else fails
    >> Moustache Rides !!gdAnvifVFtK 05/16/11(Mon)23:31 No.14952776
    rolled 2, 5 = 7

    Rolling, second round for GIMLIBEARD.
    >> Moustache Rides !!gdAnvifVFtK 05/16/11(Mon)23:36 No.14952828
    rolled 3, 6 = 9

    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)23:37 No.14952844
    Hey, not OP, but I've been wanting to grow that mustache in the pic, the whole French musketeer 'stache. I don't intend to grow the goatee with it, but how does one grow that long, pointy french moustache?
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)23:37 No.14952846
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)23:37 No.14952854
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    let this image be a guide to wearing a beard in modern society.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)23:40 No.14952900
    rolled 5, 2 = 7

    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)23:42 No.14952913

    >handlebar master race

    You best be movin' on now, son. This is a handlebar-lovin' town.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)23:43 No.14952930
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    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)23:47 No.14952972

    the trick is the roots of the moustache don't stray far from the lips, but the hair is long enough to style into a point.

    if you let the moustache grow more from the sides of your face you're getting into imperial partial beard territory.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)23:47 No.14952978
    I'd post a picture of my beard, but its magnificence has been known to cause women to ovulate just at a glance.
    >> Moustache Rides !!gdAnvifVFtK 05/16/11(Mon)23:48 No.14952985
    rolled 6, 5 = 11

    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)23:49 No.14952988
    >Full Beard Master Race
    >Handlebar mustaches are for dirty Harley-Davidson riders who want to impress other Harley-Davidson riders with a mustache ride.
    >> Moustache Rides !!gdAnvifVFtK 05/16/11(Mon)23:49 No.14953000
    rolled 1, 1 = 2

    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)23:51 No.14953014
    Beard world championship has just ended. Germans have won, as usual.

    >> Moustache Rides !!gdAnvifVFtK 05/16/11(Mon)23:53 No.14953033
    rolled 5, 1 = 6

    Rolling for French Fork since someone previously rolled for Samstache.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)23:53 No.14953036
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    You are mistaking handlebar for horseshoe, sir.
    A handlebar moustache is for gentlemen.
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)23:54 No.14953048
    So, basically, I shave the rest of my face other than my upper lip and wait it out?
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)23:55 No.14953058

    WHEW. Samstache beats it out by one.

    that as close!
    >> Moustache Rides !!gdAnvifVFtK 05/16/11(Mon)23:56 No.14953065
    rolled 1, 2 = 3

    Up next is a favorite to win- Interestingmanstache (although it's really a beard)
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)23:58 No.14953081
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    2011 world champion, full beard natural
    >> Moustache Rides !!gdAnvifVFtK 05/16/11(Mon)23:58 No.14953083
    rolled 2, 5 = 7

    Guevaragoatee will round out round II and take us to quarterfinals!t
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)23:58 No.14953094
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    What do you call this type of beard?
    >> Anonymous 05/16/11(Mon)23:58 No.14953102
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    2011 world champion, moustache imperial
    >> Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)00:00 No.14953116
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    World champion, partial beard natural.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)00:01 No.14953126
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    2011 world champion, Imperial beard partial.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)00:03 No.14953138
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    I'll post beards, AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    2011 World champion, full beard natural, styled moustache
    >> Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)00:04 No.14953143

    These are about as close as a human can get to the awesomeness that is the Dwarf Beard
    >> Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)00:04 No.14953147
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    2011 world champion, moustache natural.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)00:05 No.14953160

    there's a chart floating around which calls that type "ducktail" but there isn't any formal classification for this sort of thing.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)00:06 No.14953166


    He doesn't look old enough
    >> Moustache Rides !!gdAnvifVFtK 05/17/11(Tue)00:06 No.14953168
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    rolled 3, 6 = 9

    Going into the quarterfinals we have Aragornbeard up first. Here's the updated bracket and the first roll!
    >> Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)00:08 No.14953185
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    2011 world champion, musketeer
    >> Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)00:09 No.14953197
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    Started early, never stopped, I guess.

    2011 world champion, Chinese moustache
    >> Moustache Rides !!gdAnvifVFtK 05/17/11(Tue)00:09 No.14953199
    rolled 5, 2 = 7

    Next up is ALATRISTESTACHE, rounding out two fine examples of Viggo Mortensen.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)00:10 No.14953212
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    2011 world champion, Garibaldi
    >> Moustache Rides !!gdAnvifVFtK 05/17/11(Tue)00:11 No.14953217
    rolled 4, 4 = 8

    Up for the next roll is overall favorite SAMSTACHE. Cross your fingers, supporters!
    >> Moustache Rides !!gdAnvifVFtK 05/17/11(Tue)00:12 No.14953224
    rolled 4, 3 = 7

    Up next is upstart GUEVARA GOATEE.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)00:12 No.14953228
    rolled 2, 1 = 3

    >> Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)00:12 No.14953234
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    Here's the 2011 freestyle full beard champion and overall winner, right after receiving the news. Now I want to see a freestyle full beard match. Ten rounds.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)00:14 No.14953249
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    Now to the runners up.
    >> Command Squad !8CHDJ3c6tQ 05/17/11(Tue)00:14 No.14953254


    GODDAMN YOU CRAZY GERMANY, though i must say you make a fine beard.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)00:15 No.14953264
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    Funny side note: That guy from the "I'm so British, I shit the Queen" image macro is actually German.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)00:17 No.14953280
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    He had a moose in his beard. In Norway. He had to win.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)00:17 No.14953284
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    A British contestant.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)00:18 No.14953297
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    The Americans usually lose in the crazy beards department, but dominate the full beard natural competition.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)00:19 No.14953303
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    >> Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)00:19 No.14953308
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    Almost out of beards here.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)00:20 No.14953317
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    >> Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)00:20 No.14953319
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    >> Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)00:21 No.14953331
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    This guy is American, and full beard world champion.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)00:23 No.14953348
    That's a lot like my beard. But for some reason my goatee area turns blond, despite the rest of my hair being dark brown.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)00:24 No.14953360
    I can't stop staring at this beard. I think it's trying to tell me something.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)00:24 No.14953364
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    Natural Moustache - maximum of 1.5 cm beyond the end of the upper lip (may be styled but without aides)
    English - slender, hairs extremely long and pulled to the side
    Dali - slender with long tips, straight up or arching up
    Imperial Moustache - small and bushy with tips arching up
    Hungarian - big and bushy, beginning from the middle of the upper lip and pulled to the side
    Freestyle - All moustaches that do not match other classes

    Partial Beard

    Natural Goatee - facial hair grown only on chin, upper and lower lip (may be styled but without aides)
    Chinese - chin shaved with moustache tips long and pulled down
    Musketeer - moustache long and slender, beard small and pointed
    Imperial - hair to be grown only on cheeks and upper lip
    Sideburns Freestyle - all other sideburns with shaved chin
    Alaskan Whaler - All beards with no moustache - (a one-time category at the 2009 championships)
    Partial Beard Freestyle - all partial beards not matching other classes

    [edit] Full Beard

    Verdi - short and round, length not to exceed 10 cm
    Garibaldi - broad, full and round, length not to exceed 20 cm
    Natural Full Beard - as grown, no aids allowed
    Natural Full Beard with Styled Moustache - as grown, only moustache can be styled with aides
    Full Beard Freestyle - full beards not matching other classes, but considered the most creative over all other categories in the full beards.
    >> Moustache Rides !!gdAnvifVFtK 05/17/11(Tue)00:25 No.14953365
    Holy cow, guys, we're at the finals. ARAGORNBEARD is up against SAMSTACHE in the endgame. We're changing it up here- first facial hair to get ten posters supporting it wins. This is just too crucial to leave to a dice roll. Hit it, /tg/, and make your choice!
    >> Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)00:25 No.14953372
    this thread is delicious /tg/

    i love you all
    >> Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)00:26 No.14953378
    My vote's for ARAGORNBEARD
    >> Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)00:26 No.14953381
    beards and moustaches can be worn together, y'know. why choose?
    >> Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)00:27 No.14953391
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    >> Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)00:28 No.14953403

    >> Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)00:28 No.14953405
    I'm straight, but I'm comfortable enough in my sexuality to say I'd go gay for Aragornbeard.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)00:28 No.14953406
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    This guy has a beard so awesome, it has to be restrained to prevent its escape.
    >> Moustache Rides !!gdAnvifVFtK 05/17/11(Tue)00:28 No.14953409

    Because we have come this far, through all this fine whiskery. Now, at the end, THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)00:29 No.14953418
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    Holy Chao, I'm out of beards! Return to your usual schedule.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)00:29 No.14953419
    Aragorn beard can be taken to everything from a formal meeting to an exotic vacation

    >> Odvar 05/17/11(Tue)00:29 No.14953424
    Samstache all the way.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)00:30 No.14953429
    >> Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)00:30 No.14953432
    >> Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)00:30 No.14953433


    >> Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)00:30 No.14953435
    I'm starting to go grey(you can see it around the temples), but it hasn't really reached my beard yet. Here's hoping it'll look distinguished rather than speckly and crap.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)00:30 No.14953436
    exactly. and we have done so. one moustache and one beard.

    had the finals been between two moustaches, or two beards, then we would need to make a final decision. not so in this case.

    the man has a lip and a chin, why not adorn them both?
    >> Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)00:31 No.14953446
    Because you don't bring a sword to a gunfight, and Sam Elliot always has a gun.

    >> Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)00:33 No.14953457
    I hated what they did to Aragon in LOTR. Samstasche on principle alone.
    >> Odvar 05/17/11(Tue)00:33 No.14953461
    Samstache is winning at 5-4! Let's do this! (This shouldn't count as a vote BTW)
    >> Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)00:35 No.14953469
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    >> Moustache Rides !!gdAnvifVFtK 05/17/11(Tue)00:35 No.14953470

    The Aragornbeard and the Samstache both embody a very special spirit within each of them, and it would be nigh sacreligious to the Great God of Facial Hair to mix these two holiest forms of expression.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)00:35 No.14953475
    If it is this beard here, then Aragorn.

    >> Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)00:36 No.14953476
    Aragorn beard
    Because its classy as fuck.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)00:36 No.14953477
    >> Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)00:37 No.14953493
    Samstache, because it's Sam Elliot, motherfuckers. It's the dad cow off Barnyard.
    >> Odvar 05/17/11(Tue)00:37 No.14953495
    7-7 as of this post.
    >> Odvar 05/17/11(Tue)00:38 No.14953501
    8-7 in sam's favor.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)00:40 No.14953515
    Because my dad loves Sam Elliot, I'm going with Samstash.
    >> Ducktail beard guy 05/17/11(Tue)00:41 No.14953524
    Samstache. 'Cos damn, that is a sweet 'stache.
    >> Odvar 05/17/11(Tue)00:42 No.14953529
    9-7. Can Viggo catch up?
    >> Odvar 05/17/11(Tue)00:43 No.14953535
    >> Command Squad !8CHDJ3c6tQ 05/17/11(Tue)00:43 No.14953541

    Aragornbeard is the beard I have, and it has served me well.
    I pass it unto thine boyfriend.
    >> Moustache Rides !!gdAnvifVFtK 05/17/11(Tue)00:49 No.14953582

    SAMSTACHE WINS. I think we reached image limit so I can't post final bracket or victory pics. I thank you good denizens of /tg/ for your time, and return to lurking. It has been a fine evening, hopefully for us all.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)00:50 No.14953593

    >> Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)00:50 No.14953595
    Someone needs to get this shit archived. That is all.
    >> Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)05:12 No.14955580
    >> Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)05:14 No.14955599
    Crazy beard?


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